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Gazzman has done it again - Backstage is one of those pornos I’d recommend to everyone. Not just those of you who want a good hard wank over some of the fittest, friskiest best loved Brits and stunning new faces getting hardcore in a tropical setting. If you’re a little tired of regular porn, the same setups, the jaded scene by scene identikit sex, this is for you. If you’re a woman who wants plenty of fun (filthy, filthy fun) and giggles to go with the sex, this is for you too. If you’re an aspiring actress or stud, this is most definitely a must see.

So, what’s so special about this movie? Well, it does what it says on the tin. All 6 girls and a few studs are on holiday somewhere hot and sunny, and the cameras are on them all day and all night! About a third of each scene is the camera crew filming the girls ‘off camera’ - seeing how they interact, what they do, how they prepare for for their sex.

The dialogue from some of these babes is incredible - I had to pause the movie and show it to various people in the office a few times, I was laughing so much. But it’s not all laughs, it’s also extremely horny… these sexed up bitches just don’t stop molesting each other, even when they think the cameras are off!

It all starts with tall black haired Franki (who we’re fast developing a crush on) claiming to have pissed herself, with Poppy Morgan coming in close for a good look at her sodden bikini bottoms. Suddenly they notice some action going on beneath the balcony - Katy Caro is blowing a stud - so Claudia Rossi and Poppy sneak down with the cameraman to have a closer look. Ah, apparantly it’s the stud’s birthday, so he’s getting birthday sex. It only seems natural for Poppy to get down on her knees and join in, even as Gazzman exclaims “You’re not getting paid for this - what’s happening?!” One double hardcore fuck later and you realise - this is just porno babes having fun.

There’s some fun pegging action next, with one lucky guy lined up for Poppy who “has first dibs on his arse” although last time she went there, she found “bum bogies” - boy, is he embarrased at all this, it’s highly amusing. The sex is informal and fun as Poppy and Franki dildo his arse, cackling “Now you see what happens to us girls!”

It becomes quite surreal to watch after a while, as the girls chase each other about naked and randomly grope, suck and fuck each other just for horny laughs. It’s almost like living in a parallel universe where there’s no inhibitions and you can be chatting away happily, with your fingers up your mate’s pussy. These chicks really are sex crazy, it makes it almost female gonzo, they drive the action so hard.

One of the most stunning scenes of the movie for me, and this is not an ‘obvious’ choice, was Poppy using a vibrator on Julie - just the vibrator and her fingers, as Julie lies back and enjoys the stimulation. This is some of the most genuine and sensual female pleasure I have ever seen in a porno, as she hovers on the pinnacle of orgasm the whole way through - her sexy breathy gorgeousness is captivating. When she comes, it’s quiet but powerful, and she actually grabs Poppy’s hand to place it on her own heart, to show how much it’s racing. Beautiful.

Meanwhile, Franki’s having energetic anal sex on a boat out at sea, hanging onto the sail ropes in mid air for some brilliantly athletic positions. Great cumshot here as well - she actively induces his orgasm, wanking and sucking him just perfectly to make him cream.

The voyeurs among you will love the night time scene as two of the stars have it off officially, for the cameras, while Stacy Silver, watching, can’t resist a little fondle of the nearest cock, which belongs to one of the technicians. They have to be deadly quiet while mucking around, because there’s another scene going on, but this just makes it all the hotter, as she attempts to perform deepthroating and gags on his cock without making a sound, while the other actress moans in the background! Just when you started to take all this porno sex for granted - suddenly it’s all illicit and cheeky again! Genius.

Oh, and don’t miss the party scene, where you get to see the naughty lovlies dancing erotically, grinding up against the boys and each other, before Nikki Sun sneaks off next door with Katy Caro and a stud, to get slammed hard and fast on a pool table, while taking it in turns to suck on the spare pussy! Oh, and Claudia gets gangbanged too, and covered in spooge.

And surreally, we have a behind the scenes feature of Backstage, with an amusing titty shaking segment, someone asking Poppy to investigate whether their arse is clean for anal (and Poppy tasting her fingers to see, among a chorus of “No, Poppy, don’t!”). Franki waves her arsehole out a window, giggling that it’s had 3 days hard usage and has developed stretchmarks on the sphincter. The girls make their pussies and arses talk, like X rated childrens’ puppets. And of course, there’s extra wanking footage of the girls - these horny little bitches really cannot get enough!

I’ve enjoyed every Relish film I’ve reviewed for Strictly Broadband, but Fit As Fuck tops the lot. The most stunning girls ever to grace Relish’s lens and the fittest studs are here, truly getting off on each other, with the perfect balance of tongue-in-cheek humour and hardcore action.

The setting is a gym and the theme a piss-take of the multitude of fitness-themed music videos in the last year or so. “It seems everyone who’s anyone is bringing out a fitness video these days, so we thought we’d follow suit,” says the breathy voiceover at the start. We’re then treated to five hardcore ‘routines’: Come On Me; Black On Blonde Workout; Steamy-Room; Dumb-Belle; and Fighting Fit. There are sweat-bands, leg-warmers and neon lycra a-plenty, and believe me, a visit to the gym will never seem quite the same again.

It’s hard to choose a favourite scene; they’re all great. Joint top for me though is Leah Jaye and Demetri XXX in Steamy-Room and Tati and Dougie in Fighting Fit.

Where did Relish find Tati? - this petite breathy starlet is a dedicated orgasm-chaser from the word go, grinding her clit against Dougie’ pelvis as she rides on top of him and fiddling with herself at every opportunity. This is after a sparring session in the boxing ring which sees her knock instructor Dougie out, then get her mouth round his cock before he’s even regained consciousness. She’s begging for more even as his cum is still running down her face at the end. Part of the magic of the scene is the chemistry between the performers - but how could Dougie possibly not be into such a vision of perfect innocence/dirt combined? The bounce of the boxing ring ropes comes into play as he slams her from behind before lowering her to the mat to work his cock slowly up into her arse. After a hesitant start she’s soon pleading for more with the sweetest but filthiest little groans.

Before that we see Leah Jaye and Demetri getting hot and frisky in a steam room, then consumating their passion just outside. Leah is stunning, all Shilpa Shetty eyes and luscious curves. She climbs all over Demetri, frequently rising up for passionate kissing. Demetri’s one of my favourite studs, and watching his cock parting Leah’s dark lips to reveal flashes of rose-pink, is fantastic.

Another couple with great on-screen passion is Michelle B and Danny Boy. Michelle is working her thighs on the exercise bike when Danny introduces himself as owner of the gym. In no time she’s checking out his physical credentials. He looks like he’s struggling not to shoot throughout much of the scene, and who wouldn’t faced with Michelle’s big blue eyes and breathy moans of encouragement.

Unfortunately Suzi Best and Nico don’t seem to get into a similar level of groove in their scene, though trying to find a rhythm between Nico’s super-long ebony cock and Suzi’s tight pussy while getting into position on weights machines can’t have been easy. She takes his length easier up her arse as they move to the mats though they still don’t seem to quite click. He shoots buckets though, covering her tummy, pussy and the vinyl seat of the Leg Extender machine.

I usually find girl-girl scenes a bit boring but even that is done brilliantly here, as cheeky Antonia, Tammy and Karen Wood give each other “an inside-out workout”. First they do a dance routine while the camera pans in tight on their thrusting crotches. Once they get down to dirty business Tammy and Karen treat Antonia to a two-tongue licking, stopping now and then to passionately kiss. Antonia then returns the favour by using g-spot-angled dildos on the two blondes simultaneously. Tammy has the most infectious smile imaginable, even while moaning and biting her lip as the other two work anal beads up into her arse and a dildo into her cunt. The three girls collapse into a giggly sweaty heap at the end.

It makes such a difference when the performers in a film look like they’re really into each other, and would be shagging even if the camera wasn’t there. That’s one of the best things about Relish’s films and Fit As Fuck shows why it works. The kissing is proper, “wanna-eat-you” full-mouth kissing, not the tongue-tips-touching “do we really have to do this?” kissing you get in lots of porn films. The fucking, while keeping in mind angles for the camera, also has a sense of real passion and spontaneity about it. I bet we’d all use our gym memberships lots more if this was what really went on down the local Fitness First…

Ben Dover is back with Swingalongaben, a collection of five scenes featuring first-time starlets discovered in swingers’ clubs. This is basic raw porn, one step from total amateur. If you want to see slender tanned bodies writhing in perfectly-timed unison this isn’t for you, but it’s ‘real’ in a way that type of porn often isn’t.

As always with Ben’s films the girls are enthusiastic and the guys are a very mixed bunch. Two of the five scenes here feature studs old enough to be great-grandads. Young plump Tiffany, all milky-pink skin and super-hairy bush, gets a seeing to from a guy who looks like he’s about to have a heart attack. She’s only 18, he looks about 50 years older, but he’s determined to not only keep up with her but be in the driving seat throughout. As the scene goes on he gets redder and redder in the face. He manages a copious cumshot though over her round arsecheeks.

Meanwhile Louise - a slender blonde with colourful tattoos - is treated to another oldie, Ken, who looks like he’s just fallen out of a mummy’s coffin. His long smooth cock rising up from totally shaved balls looks about half his age though and he knows what to do with it, rocking Louise backwards and forwards in front of him so the camera gets a great view of it sliding in and out of her pink pussy.

The age difference is reversed - though not to quite the same extent - in Kimberley’s scene. She’s a crop-haired housewife who gets her hands on younger Lee. Although he doesn’t look so sure through much of the scene she’s loving it, and the camera keeps rolling as she makes sure she licks up every drop of his cum.

The best scene is Chelsea and Roberto’s. Pretty black-haired Chelsea has a proper dirty sparkle in her blue eyes and a slow sexy smile which is spread across her face throughout the scene. Roberto wastes no time in getting behind her and banging her at double-speed, until she moves on top and we get to watch her high firm tits bouncing. She catches his cum right in her mouth and those eyes sparkle again.

Long camera takes mean we get to see every bit of the action, which I like, and there’s no time-wasting at the start of the film, with the action kicking off straight away with Rachel and her stud. The shots on the box cover are unfairly unflattering of Rachel, who’s a slender pale redhead. Moving through the standard porn positions she suddenly sparks into erotic life in doggy, obviously her favourite. From there she groans and moans her way through some vigorous fingering before finishing off with deep anal.

Ben, behind the camera, isn’t as vocal as in some of his films though does throw in the occasional comment and word of encouragement. This style of porn isn’t really for me, but I’d particularly recommend this one if you’re a grey-haired grandad who wants encouragement that it’s not too late to be a porn star.

Diamante nipple tassles, seamed stockings, jewel-studded strap-ons and long satin gloves are among the burlesque paraphenalia giving this film its name. At the start of their scenes the luscious performers, who include  Sandra Sanchez and Nikki Sun, look the real deal and could be stepping on to any burlesque stage - apart from the fact they’re not wearing any knickers.

Veronica Vanoza appears first, as ‘Miss Veronica Honey’, in perfectly-fitted waslpie corset, stockings and hat. This girl defines the word ’sultry’, with big dark eyes, full lips curved into a constant suggestive smile, and perfect natural breasts accented with sparkly pink tassles. Almost no sooner than she has taken to the stage a blonde, sipping wine in the front row, can’t resist joining her, armed with a long black dildo. They put on a great show, with fingers thrusting into each other’s pussies in perfect unison. There are great close-ups, especially of the dribble of girl-cum as the dildo is pulled from a wet cunt.

Claudia Adams is the next burlesque beauty, lazily swinging on a perch in a giant gilded birdcage. Steve Hooper is her co-performer, playing the part of a suited gent who can’t help but get turned on watching her. Watching them is another blonde, who joins in after Steve has had the pleasure of sliding his cock into Claudia’s tight arse. He gets to choose between all the orificies as the girls kneel next to each other in front of him in the cage. Finally they suck him into a lavish cum-shot.

I like seeing close-ups of the action in porn, and the close-up camera work in this film is great. Lips, cocks, pussies and every combination of the three often take up the entire screen in glorious detail.

Two of the best natural-looking bodies in porn get together for the next scene - Angel Dark and Jane Darling - and they certainly appreciate each other. They play-wrestle their frilly knickers and bras off, before getting busy with a pink strap-on. Jane shows off her great hip-thrust action as she pounds Angel into ecstacy. They end up without toys, rubbing their pussies against each other until they both come.

All great so far, but the last two scenes are the highlights of the film. As Miss Stephanie performs a fan-dance on the stage before climbing into a giant martini glass, a couple in the audience get so turned-on in the audience that they decide to sneak off for a shag. Both have a quirky retro look which is perfect for the burlesque theme, and once they find ‘privacy’ backstage they fuck like in-tune lovers.

Last up Daria Glover is the star performer relaxing in curlers backstage, when avid fan JJ sneaks into her dressing room. She plays the perfect lady humouring her panting, grovelling admire perfectly, gradually getting caught up in his excitement and allowing him to get away with more and more. Soon she’s deep-throating him down to his shaved balls, beflore allowing him to fuck her on the velvet chaise-lounge. She pulls on pale pink satin gloves to finally stroke him into shooting his load.

Those of you who like in-the-raw style porn might find this too glossy. Even in the most detailed close-ups every inch of the stars’ bodies is perfect - there’s not a single bit of bikini stubble or smudged lipstick to be seen. Usually I like things a bit dirtier too, but this is so deliciously well-filmed it’s impossible not to be hypnotised by it.

‘The universe is theirs… They are Goddesses!’ announces this ‘Best of’ from Private. Nine of their most stunning girls appear through seven scenes taken from top Private titles, mostly fom the late 90s and early noughties, so this is a chance to rediscover some favourite stars.

Judith Fox is the true aphrodite of the film for me. She gets to frolick in the sunshine with James Brossman, in a swimming pool by a tropical bay. First she gets her little pussy licked vigorously as the water laps against her arse. And what an arse it is - this girl has the most beautiful bum and lower back. She’s incredibly flexibile and gets into almost balletic graceful positions which make her muscles rise and curve. She does the splits as James pounds her from behind, under the water, his thrusting turning the water between them choppy as she contorts her angelically pretty face into expressions of ecstasy. They finish up on a sun lounger, where we can then properly see her pussy taking the length of his long cock.

My other favourite here is Michelle Wild, looking like a supermodel with her bobbed black hair emphasising her sky-high cheekbones. Tony de Sergio shows the skills that have turned him into a top star as he slides his dick into her neat little pussy, then pounds her at double-speed in her pussy then her arse. He’s rewarded with one of the best-looking blow-jobs I’ve seen in porn.

There’s nothing particularly kinky or groundbreaking here but it’s all good quality stuff with some nice touches. Rita Faltoyano is stripped out of a ski suit by Pascal in the third scene, in a stable up in the mountains complete with horse. I have to confess my attention kept wandering to the horse (no, not in THAT way, you dirty-minded lot), its nose in a bucket of feed, seemingly oblivious to the filming going on. At one point though it looks up right into the camera, which the performers are studiously ignoring, which made me laugh. I’d love to see the out-takes from that scene.

Gili Sky looks stunning in her scene, lustrous black hair falling down her back as she gest serviced by Bob Terminator on a yacht. He starts fucking her while still dressed, his cock sticking out from his trousers, a look that always gets me going. They manage to make creative use of the cramped cabin space.

Monica Moore and Henrietta Blond have as much space as they want up on deck on their catamaran with Csoky Ice and Thomas Stone. As the two blondes get fucked they moan and groan almost in competition with each other, which I don’t find a turn-on. Henrietta’s totally-overpowered DP at the end of the scene certainly makes it worth watching right through though.

You also get to see Suzan Nielsen and My Lee take turns on Alain Deloin’s cock, and Lynn Stone gaze constantly into your eyes via the camera as Ian Scott and David Perry fill her up in a great DP scene.

There’s no talking between the performers anywhere in these scenes, and although there’s no obvious implants or surgery some of the girls are a bit too heavily ’styled’ for my liking, with a lot of makeup and drawn-on eyebrows. Maybe that reflects the time most of the scenes are from however. Still, this is good standard porn.

I’m not normally a huge fan of amateur movies - I usually maintain that if I want to see an average looking chick get fucked, I’ll go out, pick one up, and bring her home. I want to see stunners, beautiful sluts who do the things other girls won’t do! But every now and again, I get in the mood for watching a bit of bedroom rumpy pumpy with no fantasy strings attached, just real bodies and real sex on face value.

Real Swinger Couples is perfect for this - the girls are all pretty attractive, considering, and with all 4 of them in possession of natural tits and nice slim bodies, you can’t really go wrong unless you hate tattoos (the first two have ink). Oh - and TV fans should note that Donna and Rich from Channel 4 TV’s ‘Real Wife Swap’ get hardcore in this movie - and it’s one seriously hot scene.

When real pornstars fuck on camera, they’re sometimes preoccupied with how they look on camera - they have fans, they want to look like stars. And that’s all well and good. These amateur swinger couples, however, just don’t care. They get into the positions that feel good, they bump and grind, they play with themselves in any way they can manage while being fucked - and if it’s not flattering, they don’t give a toss! They just want real pleasure with their partners - the more sensation, the better! They have sex just like they do at home, except with a leg lifted here, a little more spread there… and it works.

Other good things about real couples having real sex - they know how to get each other off. If you’re bored of porn studs pulling themselves off into the actresses face, check out some of the popshots in this movie. Donna breathlessly fucks atop Richard to the point of no return, before leaping off him to bring on the cream with a few swift strokes.

As far as the actual action is concerned, there were several things that really stood out as pretty horny to me. The first couple don’t look like they even thought they were going to be filmed - she’s wearing big green knickers for a start - and it makes it seem even naughtier! Abi smiles while sucking her partner’s dick, her cheeky eyes sparkling from beneath her shaggy light brown hair. She rides on top of him and has a massive orgasm; she sucks him till he comes in her mouth.

A stunning blonde, Louise, loves what her older man does for her - wanking his cock at the head of her pussy until she’s writhing and begging for him to get it in there, from the amazing stimulation on her clit. Brunette Donna gets fucked a lot on the bed, legs by her ears, on her back, being bounced up and down by her man so that she is impaled bouncily by his hard cock. All the amateur girly sex noises are a refreshing change from the constant hissy breathing and fake moans you can get in more professional content, too.

The only girl I didn’t think was completely into it was Twiggy, a lanky blonde, who is fairly expressionless and unresponsive as her partner fucks, sucks and fondles her. Some would assume she looks like she isn’t comfortable in the scene, that maybe she was pressured into it for the money. I say it’s probably just the way she fucks. Hey, this is a reality movie - you’ll find all sorts when people aren’t trying to act like proper pornstars.

Another possible celebrity sex tape will hit the net in short time. This time it’s UK’s model Sophie Anderton who apparently made a sex video with her ex-boyfriend Mark Bosnich.

A video tape of Sophie having sex with her ex-boyfriend Mark Bosnich is being circulated and could end up on the internet any day.

“The graphic footage was taken several years ago when Sophie was dating the former Chelsea footballer.
Says a friend: “Sophie is frantic with worry about the tape coming out. It was one they made together ages ago.
“Mark told her that it had been destroyed, but somehow it has re-emerged.

“She has no idea where it is now or who has seen it. If it comes to light, which it looks like it will, it’s going to be hugely damaging and very embarrassing for Sophie.”

“Sophie’s been told that the tape is going to be sold to the highest bidder so she’s hoping she can get there first.”

www.be-seen-xxx.co.uk

Now, I’m not normally a fan of girl-girl scenes so I tend to avoid films that feature nothing but girl-on-girl fucking. This film, however, has such a stellar cast list that I just couldn’t help but take a look. The girls are mostly American and Euro stars, with one lone Brit bombshell crossing the Atlantic to get down and dirty. Luckily for me, this Brit babe is one of my favorite English sluts - Renee Richards. Regular readers will know I’m quite a fan of this curvy brunette babe. But hers wasn’t the only name that drew me to this film, Luxury Lovers includes two scenes from blonde hottie Hillary Scott. Hers is a name I just keep hearing in smut circles, she recently won an AVN award for best actress and has a reputation as a real anal queen. After hearing about some of her anal athelics I was pretty desperate to see her in action.

With girls like this, you just can’t go wrong. It also helps that the first scene of the film is our girl Renee in action. Dressed in a short, tight red dress and looking a million dollars, she presents a rose to Hungarian hottie Rita Faltoyano (another AVN award winner) before the pair indulge in a incredibly erotic session of extended foreplay, traveling around the decadent mansion setting as they kiss, caress and lick each other all over. This is a great way to start the scene, really building the heat before the girls even get naked and sets the mood perfectly. The long, passionate kisses exchanged by the girls are so hot, seeing Renee’s pierced tongue exploring Rita’s perfectly pouty mouth is just so intimate and sets your mind racing with thoughts of whats to come, and what follows is a slow, sensual fuck. Renee licks and fingers Rita’s cute pussy, pausing only to lick the girl juice from her fingers. It also make a real difference that these girl don’t use any toys - just their fingers and tongues - to really get each other off. After powerful orgasms the girl kiss once again, turning to gaze at the camera and it’s just like they’ve let us in on their little secret, allowed us a brief glimpse of their intimate moments… Christ, it’s hot.

With her reputation for all things anal and gonzo fucking, I wasn’t sure how Hillary would fare in a solo wank scene. What the hell will she be pounding her ass with? The answer is, of course, her fingers. In fact, almost her whole hand, although she wisely stops short of actually fisting her own ass. As interesting as that would be, I don’t think it would be the most arousing activity to watch. After amazingly managing to look perfectly innocent as she licks her fingers, freshly removed from her butt, she purrs that she needs more to fill her ass. Presenting a pink butt plug to the camera, she gets to work. Soon another butt plug is needed, the same colour but significantly bigger. This girl has talent and I’m really impressed (and turned on) that she looks so cute and pretty whilst fucking her own ass and making her self cum from the anal action. She also never shys away from the chance to go ass to mouth with her toys (which get progressively larger throughout the scene) and its refreshing to see a girl be so filthy whilst simultaneously being very erotic. After this, I am most definitely a Hillary Scott fan, a horny as hell Hillary Scott fan.

Bella Star and Carli Banks are up next, this beautiful blonde pair bring out the strap on before Carli lies back and lets the ‘Orgasmatron’ – a dildo-loaded fucking machine – take her to new heights of pleasure. Judging my the noises she makes, the machine more than satisfies.

Hillary Scott returns, this time getting fucked hard by Ariana Jollee. This is the roughest scene in the movie, Ariana doesn’t hold back, smacking Hillary’s ass and spitting on her holes to lube her up, and the dirty talking is nonstop. After Hillary teases Ariana with some solo anal play, Miss Jollee presents her strap-on with the words “look I grew a cock, honey”. They aren’t using your average strap on, but something called a FeelDoe. This is basically a strapless strap on, with one end filling Ariana’s pussy and the other forming a large dildo for ploughing Hillary’s ass with. This will make more sense when you see Hillary alternating between sucking the cock and licking Ariana’s clit, forcing Ariana to cum whilst still sporting a strap on cock. These girls clearly love the anal action and rough play, there’s some genuine orgasms and whilst it’s not for everyone, I really enjoyed such an anally-focused girl-girl scene.

Rita Faltoyano does a great dildo-driven solo, taking an impressively large pink toy and enjoying every inch of it! Then Karli Montana and Samantha Ryan get out a more conventional style of strap on which Karli uses to dominate sweet Samantha, before she gets bought to orgasm when the Orgasmatron makes an appearance. Ariana appears again, solo this time, in a great scene with so glass dildos that deliciously slide in and out of her puffy little pussy and tight ass. Ariana is as dirty as ever, and takes great pleasure in double penetrating herself with these stylish toys. Sandra Shine is a real natural beauty, bringing herself to multiple orgasms using only her fingers. A girl who really knows how to get herself off! The final scene sees Aveena Lee and Moni in a ‘bored rich bitches left home alone’ style set up, showing exactly what girls get up o when left alone. Stylishly getting off with fingers, strap ons and the infamous Magic Wand vibrator, which provides the girls with several screaming orgasms.

With 9 scenes, this is great value for money, especially as each scene is so different in style – you’re almost guaranteed to find something here you like, from rough sex to fucking machine via incredibly sensual sex. Fans of butt fucking babes should also check this out, for Hillary’s incredible auto-anal scene.

This film has almost converted me from my girl-girl avoiding ways!

Set in a porno post-apocalyptic world, Industry has the looks of a sci-fi or action movie - the locations are all industrial pipes, strobe lights and shiny steel, the girls are erotic warriors in ripped fishnet - what’s more the scenario involves the downfall of society and men and women being left to pursue their base, animal desires, freed from shame and self consciousness. That’s all a bit too deep and meaningful than I really think should be allowed in a porno, but luckily it never really comes up in the film. The only hint of any plot or storyline comes in a few sexy and serious sounding voice overs, but they’re all out of the way by the time the fucking starts, leaving you to focus on the fucking.

The movie opens with T J Hart, in skintight camo-print and a torn vest that barely covers her boobs… she stalks through the corridors with a gun in her hand. Once she’s spotted her target, she reveals that she’s a lover not a fighter, and puts on a teasing wank show for prey. The scene is very atmospheric, a large fan spins in the background, cast shadows and blue light across the couple, the soundtrack is bizarre electronic music, which unfortunately masks any sounds that this couple may be making. This always disappoints me, sex noises are a real turn on and shouldn’t be ignored like this! Luckily once the actual fucking starts you begin to hear TJ’s moans of pleasure. TJ keeps her knee-high, military boots on the whole time, which is hot and slightly kinky, very much suits the post-industrial setting too, and the scene finishes with a cum shot all over her enhanced boobs.

We then see Jenna Haze being put in a cage by two muscular guys. She’s Mercedez’s prisoner, jailed for breaking too many rules. They obviously have a very love/hate relationship, as they start off taunting each other but are soon fucking and making each other cum. Jenna wanks alone in her prison, with a punky-looking Mercedez teasing and eventually offers a helping hand - not before Jenna has begged for it though. Outside the cage, Mercedez plays with her beautiful big boobs and begins to masturbate using what looks like a glow stick. Not the most erotic of toys but it fits with the style of the film I suppose. What really makes this scene special is Jenna’s very vocal performance, she plays the part of submissive slut so well and gives Mercedez several great orgasms.

Mercedez is the star of this film and returns in the next scene, this time taking on a group sex scene. Joining her is blonde supervixen Barbara Summer. This girl has an incredibly naughty look in her eye, she smiles to herself in a way that just promises trouble, and boy does she deliver. This time Mercedez is working a more natural look, still in boots and ready for combat of course, whilst Barbara ha some Blade Runner-esque warpaint, not that you’ll be paying much attention to her make up as she gives some hot looking blowjobs and pleasuring herself with dildos. The girls are obviously too hot to handle, as one of their men in black makes an early exit from the scene leaving the other lucky stud to fuck the both of them. The glowstick dildo makes another appearence, which just fills my head with unfortunate rave images, but the girls are hot enough that such thoughts don’t last long. The stud cums in Mercedez eager mouth, and she generously shares his load with Barbara as the scene ends.

Nicole Sheridan and Jamie Huxley share a stud in the next scene. Surrounded by heavy machinery, the scene starts with an aggressive and energetic blowjob, with the stud whispering some very dirty things to Jamie. Nicole makes her entrance, looking just stunning as a cyberpunk vixen (although her impressive hairstyle falls apart during the vigourous fucking) and the proceeds to take the well hung fella’s length up her ass.

Then Mercedez is back and channeling Lara Croft as she finally meets her match and threatens him with her guns. When this doesn’t have the desired affect, she unleashes her other impressive weapons and reveals those perfect tits once more. This certainly gets a response and before long shes suckign hard and fast on hard cock. There’s some great chemistry between Mercedez and her partner in this scene, and she looks incredibly sexy as a tough girl in a destroyed world. There’s a nice bit of doggy style fucking where she’s making some super erotic noises as cock slides in and out her tight pussy. This is the last scene of the film, the finale as it were, and damn, it’s a good one.

Industry is ultimate super stylish eye candy, which occasionally get a little ridiculous but does manage to redeem itself. If you’ve ever fantasised about Lara Croft or any other chick that could probably kick your ass (and look great doing it) then this is the film for you.

This, the newest Tanya Hyde production, was so unreasonably hot that I found it physically hard (ahem) to watch, here in the office. It’s alright for you lot, watching in the comfort of your own homes, cock in hand, lube all over the place, having sweaty, naked, noisy wanks - I have to actually concentrate on what’s going on, and take notes! And you try actually pleasuring yourself while trying to type, with 6 other people trying to work in the same room. Yes - it’s not all blowjobs under the desks and unlimited free porn here at Strictly News.

Anyway, back to Kinky Bitch. The outfits, casting, filming, scenarios, toys, locations, and most importantly - sex, are all stunning. Literally irresistable. The action is fast paced and full-on, with harder and nastier activities by the minute… the scenes start off with erotic, fantasy laden teases, and progress into filthy, perverted fuckfests, crammed to the brim with bondage, kinky shoes, latex, and domination.

Busty blonde Taylor Morgan is tied to a chair, her legs spread to full capacity, her arms restrained, clad in nothing but a few shreds of pink fishnet, while a cruel female tormentor (Elizabeth Lawrence) struts around her in long rubber stockings and one of those peaked hats that just scream Authority. As if that’s not erotic enough, there’s also a man in black leathers, wielding a crop, who smacks her shaved, exposed pussy a few times, and after untying her, shoves his thick cock into her mouth, facefucking her until her eyes water. Warmed up, she’s thrown into a nearby sling and fucked hard and fast, with the lovely soundtrack mixing with the wet and juicy sounds of her energetically masturbating herself while the cock slams in and out.

But the scene’s still not over - while her bitch is being used by the guard, Elizabeth has a prisoner to deal with - a terrified man, clad in an orange jumpsuit, restrained on the floor after being cornered in a warehouse. Putting him under a special frame, Elizabeth shows off her tantalising pussy with a fantastic bout of facesitting - or rather, female facefucking… she rides his mouth like it’s a cock, up and down, back and forth, ensuring his tongue gets deep into her dripping crack. The fuck that follows is incredible - filmed from the most amazing angles, she’s screwed in several impressive positions atop an imposing black table, her legs clad in long black rubber stockings, with black spiked heels on her feet, dangling over the side.

Our favourite brunette sex kitten, Renee Richards, stars alongside blonde Michelle Barrett in ‘Space’, as they orally share the cock of a masked stud in bondage, but for once the cock was the last thing on my mind, because I couldn’t stop drooling over their beautiful, lustworthy shoes. Much of the scene is filmed from a low enough angle that plenty of attention is focused on the shiny high heels - and as a shoe fetishist, this made me a very happy boy. There’s some beautiful girly wanking with huge glass dildos, including anal play, before Michelle is fucked rigid by their man, her huge tits bouncing back and forth, gasping and moaning as Renee plays with her pussy and sticks her own pussy in Michelle’s face. Every couple of minutes, the action cuts to an arty multiangle split screen effect, which gives dead horny views of everything and inspires your imagination.

Hilariously, ‘Slimelight’ is filmed inside London’s biggest goth club of the same name - we’ve danced in those cages too! But we didn’t have Sahara, Lolly Badcock and Suzie Best, all stunning, slender, natural breasted beauties - as a set of caged sex slaves. I can’t really describle how fucking erotic it is to me to see naked women in cages and a burly guard in a leather trenchcoat rattling the bars with a truncheon as they writhe and scream their heads off. I’m not sure exactly what they’re all screaming for - some would say they want to be let out, but I suspect it’s more a case of “Touch our pussies, you bastards, we’re horny!” or perhaps “We want cock!”. But that’s what I love about Tanya Hyde movies - the fantasy’s whatever you want it to be. When the guard puts his thick, meaty cock through the bars for Sahara to get her pretty lips around, you can see the other two wanking away in the background, and there’s also closeup views of them pissing out of their cages, through the bars.

Lovers of strapon action will be delighted at the appearance of our favourite domme Strapon Jane, an imposing 6′ beauty known for her penchant for giant silicone cocks - and this one is one of the biggest you’ll see in a porno. She lines up the three naked babes, arses in the air, on all fours, and pounds them in turn - I’ve never heard noises from the girls quite like this before… that cock is huge and she knows how to use it! The man is still hovering around, and while Jane deals roughly with Lolly on a table, he puts Sahara and Suzie in an elegant 69, and when Suzie’s face is completely covered by Sahara’s pussy, she can’t see what’s going on, so when he slams his cock into her pussy, she screams like a bitch. Very hot indeed - an incredible scene.

I’ve always had a hard on for ponygirls (girls dressed sexily in pony-like regalia) but haven’t really seen much pony boy action in porn before this scene. Elizabeth Lawrence is back, this time being towed about on a small cart, sitting elegantly upright with a whip, decked out from head to toe in posh riding gear - with no knickers. Her ponyboy, masked and clad in leather collar and chaps, trots her cart around a field a few times, before she gets out and shoves her shaven pussy into his face for a satisfying licking. Meanwhile, Natalie Heck, resplendent in red rubber riding jacket, knickers, heels and her blonde hair flowing out from under an authentic hard hat, wants a ride too. She has her own ponyboy in a dark stable - and grins like hell perching atop his back on a huge saddle, feet wobbling in the stirrups, as he slowly walks around the stable on all fours, being smacked on the arse with her whip. Clearly this little jaunt wasn’t satisfactory though, as soon he’s strung up by his hands, getting a flogging from Elizabeth as Natalie plays with his cock, sucking and wanking him with delighted enthusiasm. She’s soon horny enough not to be able to resist demanding a good hard fucking from both pony studs at once, and before long, her submissive side comes out as they maul her huge tits, choke her, and bang her so hard she’s yelling her head off, before doing the same to Elizabeth too.

A thoroughly amazing fetish movie, with the hardest, nastiest sex, beautiful imagination in the scenarios, and perfect for women and couples to enjoy together on more levels than just hardcore porn - this is art too, in my opinion.

Renee Richards has become a firm favorite with the lads and lasses here at Strictly News. the more we see of her the more we want to see, none of us seem to be able to get enough of the bubbly brunette stunner. So I was more than happy when UK Vice Girls 5 arrived on my desk. Promising to reveal Miss Richards’ first ever boy/girl scene, this dvd went straight to the top of my ‘must watch’ list (admittedly, due to all the hot porn action coming my way at Strictly Broadband, it’s a long list) But don’t be fooled into thinking that Renee is all this film has to offer, her seminal sex scene is just one in a great line up of Brit babes getting fucked!

The film opens to the familiar sight of Tony James panting and thrusting away, but all is not as it seem when the camera reveals that this stud is in fact having a complicated wank involving a rubber sex toy which, to be honest, doesn’t look all that appealing. Tony obviously agrees with me on this, and before long he’s dialing an escort agency and getting two dirty working girls sent round to finish the job. Poppy Morgan and her friend Jenny are a lot more attractive than any plastic pussy and Tony can’t believe his luck as pervy Poppy stuffs her pants in his mouth and get down and dirty with her slim and sexy girlfriend. Poppy is delightfully dominant, talking dirty and making demands of Tony - at one point getting him to wiggle his ass and dance naked round the room, a very amusing sight especially with his impressive hard-on. I’ve not seen Jenny performing before, but she’s pretty damn good at it. With piercings in her pussy and nipples and some great big boobs, she’s an energetic fuck and very enjoyable to watch!

The second scene is the one I’ve been waiting for - Renee Richards in her first on screen shag! As an escort visiting a horny punter, Renee shares the secret that’s it’s her first time, the stud in question, who has so far been speechlessly mesmerised by Renee’s naked ass, can’t believe his luck. With curly hair and dark eyes, Renee gives a superbly sexy blowjob, gazing at the camera the whole time. She then gets a great pussy licking (which means we get some beautiful close ups of her pretty slit) before they head upstairs for a hard fucking. Keeping her knee-high black boots on the whole time, Renee is breathtakingly sexy and if this really is her first boy/girl scene you’d never guess - her performance is the same smoking hot action we’ve come to expect from this babe.

Crystal-Lei is the nervous newbie meeting Sarah-Lou for a job interview with the UK Vice Girl agency. Of course, due to the nature of the position Sarah-Lou needs a pussy licking from Crystal-Lei, just to check that her skills are up to the job of course! She flashes her shaven snatch and her interviewee gets to work. Obviously impressed, Sarah-Lou whisks Crystal up to the bedroom for a more through test of her techniques, introducing some toys into the mix. This pairing of blonde babes - one slightly older and more experienced, and one young, innocent-looking lovely - makes for an excellent all girl scene, in which little Crystal even begins to lick the heels of her stilettoed employer.

Randy Rebecca gives the agency a call, looking to find a male escort for the night, and not just any male escort - she wants the biggest cock on their books. When the sexy black stud Sensi turns up on the door, Rebecca goes straight for his package and is not disappointed by what she finds. This dirty bitch, who has already explain that shes in desperate need of a filthy fucking to get revenge on her straying husband, is dressed the part in slutty fishnet stockings and red lingerie. Sensi sits her up on the kitchen worktop and starts sucking her beautiful, natural boobs and cute pussy, but there’s only so long this chick can wait before she simply has to get her hands and mouth on his huge black dick. Rebecca even fits his length in her ass, moaning and groaning appreciatively the whole time, generally making some great sexy noises and talking dirty. It’s a passionate and noisy fuck, all taking place on the kitchen table, and it’s clear that Sensi enjoys himself too - after shooting his load all over those boobs he announces that this round was on the house, lucky Rebecca doesn’t have to pay those agency fees!

Part of the charm of UK porn is that we get to know and love the girls who star in it, we are turned on by their various personalities and quirks, which nevertheless go hand in hand with gorgeous faces and bodies to kill for. However, sometimes we want fresh faces, new girls to perv over - but it’s not easy to find them outside of amateur style porn, which isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. Here’s where Relish come in with this new series - all newcomers, literally fresh off the bus (or train, or plane), filmed and fucked in the usual high quality Relish style.

Paige is a very pretty and natural looking brunette who seems pretty shy but does a charming striptease in the hotel room they take her back to. She’s decked out in some delightful pink, high quality lingerie which makes the most of her amazing figure - pert but full boobs and perfect legs. For her first time being shagged on camera, I was really impressed with her vocals, not overdone, but enough to let us know she’s having a great time.

Covergirl Kristi has an accent and is only 19, but is very laid back, barely batting an eyelid as she’s surrounded by men with hardons. She strips extremely confidently, with good reason - she’s got massive natural tits and every sex position looks twice as good with such a big bouncy chest… especially the doggy style.

Harmony, one of our SB mascots who we know and love to bits in real life, sounds even smaller and sweeter in gonzo video action! She tells the boys, “I want a dirty stranger to come and treat me real bad” to which they reply, in a stroke of comic genius, “What, like a tramp?” Now there’s a thought. Harmony’s even more alluring once she gets her kit off, and you see how surprisingly big her boobs are on such a tiny frame - and how touchable and lickable her puffy, pink little pussy is. Her confidence and sex appeal just keeps rising as you watch the guy spin her round on his dick and ram his huge cock into her little slit - her happy loud gasping suggests that she’s having the time of her life!

Laura is an attractive sweetheart with a trendy and sexy 50s style hairdo and flawless pale skin. She goes slightly over the top wanking and begging for cock at the beginning of her scene, but then she’s to be forgiven as a beginner - and hell, if it works, use it! She ends up with two dicks at her disposal - breathlessly flinging herself pretty proficiently into any position she can that will give the cocks the most access to her holes. Oh, I forgot to mention - one of these cocks belongs to my favourite stud Keni Styles, tattooed Asian hunk with a body that’s God’s gift to women and homos.

Lea exudes foreign innocence at first, seemingly misunderstanding the Relish guys’ dirty remarks, and coyly stripping as if for the first time. But when she turns round in the middle of a hard and fast vaginal spitroast and catches Keni’s eye with a randy smile, we know well and truly that this is one girl who knows she’s fucking hot and isn’t afraid to show it. She bends and arches her lithe body to display its features to best advantage, and seems to really enjoy and properly feel the intense DP sensations, which seasoned pornstars sometimes seem to take for granted. The horniest part is when she orgasms - it’s incredibly cute as she covers her mouth mid-gasp, with Keni hungrily sucking on her boob.

My only criticism of this production is that the lighting in the dingy hotel rooms wasn’t too great, although it adds to the gonzo, real live amateur girls feel to it all - but the quality and enthusiasm of the girls overrides all this, and one or two scenes are quite unmissable. Also, more studs should wear suits, it’s very sexy. More please, Relish!

With a theme like this, it’s often merely a collection of vaugely appropriate scenes that can pass under that title, but I was delighted to discover that every girl in this seems to have a proper tight pussy. I’m not sure how they managed to cast them quite so well! Even though (obviously) you can’t sample the pussies and bums in question yourself to ascertain said tightness, they aren’t scared to and show it - those big porno cocks are downright hard to fit into those tiny, feminine nooks and crannies!

A cute little brunette called Julie is washing a car on a sunny day, when two handsome studs approach her and begin their dual advances. Fingers insistently delving into her panties, pulling them aside, not stopping until she’s wincing from such vigorous fingerfucking - this turns her on so much that she’s on her knees in seconds, administering a sticky double blowjob as fast as she can, gagging herself on the cocks in her haste to please. As she’s fucked atop the car, in some very inspired and athletic positions, she makes a series of yelping squeals (in the sexiest possible way) that truly suggest this fuck is one of the most intense she’s ever had.

In one of my favourite erotic scenes this year, Roxy Jezel, in white fur coat and lingerie, slinks into a posh drawing room, where two suited gentlemen proceed to wordlessly inspect her in various increasingly naked positions, as one taps a whip on his palm. As they take it in turns to use her mouth, she submissively tries to please all she can, but clearly it’s not enough, as the action launches straight into DP, making her cry and scream like crazy as the cocks slam in and out. Her slit is so tiny that it does look tight, explaining the beautiful, tortured noises from her mouth as one man uses his hands to stretch that open tight too, as she’s fucked. Roxy constantly looks on the verge of tears, but as though she’s loving the pain, not truly suffering it. With her little strappy shoes long fallen off and hanging folornly from her white stocking-clad ankles, and her makeup and hair cutely mussed from all the abuse, this is one fucking sexy scene if you like submissive girls taking it rough and loving it.

One of our favourite black beauties, Monique, does a strange and beautiful scene in a ritual room full of candles, with no less than 3 guys tending to her, the centre of attention. Her hard, lithe ebony body is stretched wide open and wide apart by the large cocks as they bang every hole at once - she screws up her features, grits her teeth and screams for more, her bright white eyes and teeth striking on her luscious chocolately face. She’s a pretty aggressive fuck, giving as good as she gets, but she can’t hide the fact that this pounding is seriously tight, and it makes it all the sexier.

If you’re a Londoner, you’ll gasp in delight as a scene between Sahara and Diana Gold unfolds in a sex shop that’s none other than Harmony’s very own Soho branch! The scenario is extortionately hot, with no dialogue neccessary to make it clear that shop assistant Sahara is hell bent on seducing her delicious looking blonde customer - and is willing to get every toy down from the display, if need be, to prove it. As she demonstrates toy after toy, rolling around on the familiar glass floor that you may well have walked over so many times, you’ll never think of a branch of Harmony the same way again. And just when you thought this lesbian lust couldn’t get any more erotic, they pad downstairs and find a fit stud in the basement, who rides them both nice and roughly in a perfect boy/girl/girl threesome.

Another fun and horny sex scene setup is created by Sandra, who sneaks into two guys bedrooms to wake them up, then makes a dash for it. As they tear round the house naked, and collide, she sidles into sight, sinks to her knees, and banishes all fury from their features by blowing them. When it comes to the fucking, she’s another one who seems to be cheating physics, with her visibly tiny holes giving no clue as to how they accomodate such massive organs. Nevertheless, she manages it, and it’s a pleasant sight indeed watching her little body being used in such a lovingly nasty way.

By the way, be sure to watch the bonus scene with stunning tall raven haired Frankie - after a few minutes of Ben Dover style oohing and aahing over her undies, she gets down to some proper hardcore filth with a spare stud.

This is a movie I’d recommend especially to women and couples who want interesting, very hard and very hot porn - which has a point. There’s no dialogue at all, but with the plotlines still managing (through wordless acting, costume and music) to be not just convincing, it’s extremely erotic into the bargain. Harmony just keeps getting better.