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I’ve reviewed a couple of supposed foot-fetish films before and not been impressed - they seemed to be just cashing in on a fetish, without much more going on than the camera lingering for an extra few seconds over the feet. But Toe Treats is different - this is a proper foot-lover’s film, with performers who clearly know and love what they’re doing. If you’re not a foot fan however, don’t be put off - watching performers really into what they’re doing is the hottest porn you can get.

The film is one long scene, with Leah Caprice and Antonia Dean joined later by Pascal (who else? - this guy has the girls’ toes in his mouth in ’straight’ porn, he’s a proper foot worshipper). The feet are the focus - the shagging doesn’t start till over an hour into it. At the start we see Leah and Antonia arriving in a hotel room after a long hard day. Antonia collapses on the bed and Leah offers her a foot massage through her wide-fishnet stockings. There follows ten minutes of loving foot-stroking, before they swap positions and Antonia rubs moisturising cream into Leah’s feet. Throughout this the girls chat to each other about feet, reflexology and other casual topics in a totally natural way. Antonia’s foot finds her way into Leah’s crotch as she giving the massage though and things start to hot up.

Soon Leah is slowly removing Antonia’s stockings, kissing her lags and back of her knees as she does so. This is really sensual and I was transfixed, for once not thinking “get on with it ladies, I want to see some cock action”. They strip off, Leah’s voluptuous natural figure contrasting with Antonia’s slender enhanced frame. Leah has multiple piercings, including bars inserted in the skin around her pubic mound. They run and bath and get in together, washing each other’s feet and having fun with a tit-toe-wank. They gently rub their toes over each other’s clits under the water. After their bath they moisturise each other’s legs and feet, and Leah starts painting Antonia’s toenails baby pink. This is great to watch as it’s so much more realistic and sensual than the usual girl-girl scenes where they pound each other with huge dildos.

All great stuff, but by this point I was looking forward to Pascal’s arrival. After a genuinely affectionate hello he turns his attention straight to their feet. They rub his dick through his jeans with their feet as he stands looking down at them. There follows every combination of feet-dick-pussy-mouth action, at one point Pascal directing Antonia in giving Leah a toe-blow-job. Antonia uses the long pink ribbon ties of Leah’s shoes to wrap around Pascal’s cock and wank him, then, in the hottest bit of the film for me, takes her fishnet stocking and puts it over Pascal’s cock, both girls then kissing the head through the gaps.

There’s no sense of rushing in the film which again is refreshing. They all look like they’re enjoying what they’re doing for it’s own sake, not just as a rush to tick all the foreplay boxes and get onto the sex. Once the sex does start though, Leah is hovering up and down on the end of Pascal’s dick as Antonia grips the shaft with her feet. There’s a tangle of limbs as the three focus not only shagging and kissing but on their feet too. Pascal’s dick looks like a made-for-each-other fit in Antonia’s pussy and it’s a joy to watch him pounding her. You can guess where the cum is directed when Pascal can’t hold it in any more.

I really enjoyed this, for the unusual slow pacing and genuine sensuality. I’d go so far as to say it’s one of my favourites so far from SB - and I never thought I’d be saying that about a foot fetish film.

This Cathy Barry film is rather badly named - at least in terms of porn. While ‘Handcuffs’, ‘Younger Girl, ‘First-time Lesbians’ and ‘Pool Cue’ (the titles of the four scenes here) may be considered perverted in some circles of society, in the world of porn they’re not exactly extreme. Well, except for the pool cue maybe.

Don’t let the mis-title put you off though. While this might not give the more twisted among you the pervy kicks you’re looking for, for the rest of us it’s good straightforward hardcore.

Each scene is loosely themed and the guys get into the swing of this, while the girls have a slightly bemused “can’t he just get on with fucking me?” look now and then. Particularly in ‘Handcuffs’ (which actually features a blindfold and a chain rather than cuffs), Tanya seems a bit dazed and confused by Jay Jay’s more-than-half-decent portrayal of a bloke called home by his missus in the middle of the day for some unexpected kinky nookie. He tells her how they should do this more often, how horny she makes him and all sorts, even at one point saying “I love you”. Meanwhile she’s looking rather nonplussed and not impressed about the blindfold.

In Jay Jay’s other scene he’s better matched (the fact he’s in two scenes here makes this film a winner for me, I could gaze at his muscles and hard dick for hours), with blonde bombshell Natalie Heck. She meets him in a bar, and they decide to make the most of the pool table. We’ve all imagined it on a pool table haven’t we… Here we get to watch Jay Jay lick Natalie’s long slit as she lies back on the gauze relishing every moment. He doesn’t bother to pull her g-string off and instead just holds it to one side as he fucks her with his Calvins round his knees. They move from the pool table to a chair where Natalie rides the full length of Jay’s perfect dick. There’s more than cock for her in this scene though, with the pool cue being put to a different use to normal. I’m guessing we’ve all imagined that too… However the censors must have decided it’s staying in our imagination, as the camera shot doesn’t quite show the action. It’s a surprise to find yourself having to use imagination while watching porn. Natalie licks the cue clean afterwards, then kneels to take Jay Jay’s load in her face.

Tony James is the photographer and Pascal the male model in Norma’s scene, where she plays a young first-time model. Before she turns up the guys discuss how they’re going to try to both fuck her. After taking a few pics of Norma and Pascal Tony presents her with his cock, which she has down her throat in an instant. While Pascal licks her out, she allows Tony to fuck her face hard. Spit-roasting seems to be her speciality as the boys take turns in her pussy and mouth. While she rides Pascal, Tony decides to take advantage of her tight little arsehole, working his cock in just an inch from Pascal’s. Once Norma’s taken as much DP as she can stand they go back to the spit-roast favourite, before spunking over her face, making her blue eyes sparkle.

I usually find girl-girl scenes boring but Michelle Thorne and Laura Michaels kept me watching in the last scene, ‘First Time Lesbians’. Blonde Laura is being given a session in the gym by personal trainer brunette Michelle. When Michelle pulls Laura’s top up, exposing her big round breasts, Laura seems satisfied with the explanation of “it helps me to see your muscles working more clearly”. Once Michelle starts sucking her nipples, Laura stops asking questions. The girls so a kind of nipple-licking 69, angling their bodies so they each have a nipple in their mouths while the other two are pressed together. Michelle has long tanned slender limbs and short natural nails, refreshing as a slightly different look to the porn norm. They use toys on each other, but my favourite moment was Laura rubbing one nipple against Michelle’s clit. It’s great to see two girls actually into each other and using their bodies together creatively, rather than relying on the toys.

Never let it be said that Ben Dover is a one trick dick. Just because many of his movies feature fresh faced amateur teens straight out of school does not mean he eschews women of the more mature variety. On the contrary - the way he relishes and worships every inch of these housewife hussies is infectious, his lust coming across strongly to the viewer and making the movie red hot.

Housewives Fantasies 5 pushes the boundaries of Britporn further than most other Ben Dover movies I’ve seen so far. To put it bluntly, it’s quite American in style - this time he’s playing rough. Plenty of spitting, choking, slamming it in hard and making ‘em gag. Fantastic stuff for pervs like me who are into that kind of thing, and have long desired to see the marriage of classic Brit style stuff with action that’s that little bit harder and nastier.

On the other hand, I’m used to seeing Mr Dover dripping with adoring, gentle lust over his female fuckthings - admiring their every inch, oohing and aahing over each body part that they coyly reveal. Watching him bitchslap a “fucking whore cunthole” around and hold her mouth open to spit into was, frankly, quite hilarious. I like it!

The first woman, Vicky, has been in a sex documentary (so she’s “as seen on TV” then) and makes no bones about the fact that she’s very, very horny, and up for anything. She’s got a gobby, dirty mouth on her, long black hair and massive knockers. It’s like jumping in a time machine and experiencing Donna Marie in 15 years - especially as Vicky’s a right feisty bitch, enjoying the knickers stuffed in her pussy, being strangled, and spitting right back at the guys when they spit on her.

Blonde Celeste is a nervous first timer, pacing around the room and acting shy. In vignette of comic genius, Ben orders Pascal to “be very nice and romantic” to her, but within 15 seconds, Pascal’s all, “Yeah, open that fuckin mouth, bitch”. Oh Pascal, that wasn’t very romantic! When Celeste reveals her totally natural hairy pussy, Ben is obsessed, running his fingers through the hair and emitting his trademark moans every time her crotch is displayed. There’s some great shagging with her on top, Pascal’s arms wrapped tightly around her, and she has a very genuine, very sensual orgasm.

At the end of most of the scenes, all the guys wank off into the woman’s face, but Celeste’s is especially hot, because the three cumshots come one after the other but remain on and around her face, kind of making a cock picture frame for her pretty, spunk covered visage.

Sue is a slightly older, heavyset lady with short brown hair who’s been set up with Ben by her husband as a surprise. She’s more appreciative than you’d expect most wives to be, but then who knew how dirty some of these suburban sluts could get? Sue is a noisy and appreciative fuck, and has massive great pointy nipples and another gloriously hairy bush on her. With so many guys surrounding her, the shoot’s almost bukkake like. Surreally, at one point she suddenly had a glass in her hand and my smutty mind immediately thought “OMG PISS” - but (thankfully?) it was just her husband handing her white wine to celebrate her being gangbanged by a bunch of stunt cocks.

Classy Euro beauty Sylvia, fully prepared and clad in her best lingerie, is more seasoned than the rest - she’s performed before and is very much aware of her own attractiveness, making her stand out (for better or for worse, depending on your tastes) from the rest of Ben’s housewife amateurs. It’s just her boyfriend fucking her (unusual for a Ben Dover movie, but clearly he couldn’t resist filming it) so it’s more like a regular porn scene than the others too - but despite that, and the very refined erotic ’show’ it’s still an arousing fuck.

Finally comes a lady who lives up to the title - slim brunette housewife Josie who has a hardcore fantasy of fucking the man himself - Ben Dover. She’s dripping wet, sliding her long pussy lips up and down his cock, moaning and feeling up her own and his body. Soon Tony and Pascal arrive to lend a hand (and of course, a knob or two) giving her a chance to keep her mouth and hands busy while pleasuring Ben down below. It’s so rare for Ben to actually fuck one of the girls himself, but with Josie he slides his cock deep inside her, filming it POV style, as she moans and yelps her appreciation of having her “famous man fucking me” fantasy fulfilled.

All in all, I’d give this full marks if you’re not afraid of real bodies, mature women, and thoroughly hairy pussies - and if you like your shagging a bit rougher and harder than the bog standard British gonzo style. Great stuff.

I fell in love with fully fashioned stockings the first time I worn them.Even now I love dressing up in my stockings,suspenders and high heeled stilletoes.Watch me slowly peel my silky stockings off,caressing my legs and teasing you mercilessly with my sexy feet.See me slide the stocking down my body,the silky softness of it making my nipples hard until it reaches all the way between my legs…..

Private’s Cleopatra is the first of a pair of films about the ancient Egyptian beauty and lover of Roman emperors by porno arch stylist Antonio Adamo, although in this version her fondness for the snake is a bit more overt than in the Liz Taylor version. As usual with Adamo’s work, the production quality is tremendous, with lavish sets that wouldn’t have shamed the original film, which helps lend a sense of place and realism to all the hard fucking. This is the umpteenth film Private have set in ancient Egypt, which is starting to make me wonder if Private didn’t manage to get a cheap job lot of Egyptian movie props from somewhere.

The film opens with Julia Taylor’s sultry Cleopatra waiting in her bedchamber for Ceasar to come, see and conquer her, although not necessarily in that order. When Jules does show up, his noble image is rather blown by the fact his outfit is about two sizes too big, but that doesn’t matter because he doesn’t keep it on very long. The opening scene is pretty short, sweet and straightforward, but it’s well worth watching because of the gorgeous yellow lighting that makes the pair look like statues as Ceasar buries his cock in Cleo’s perfectly formed pussy.

The following scene sees Sandra Russo’s high priestess spying on her boss as she makes the beast with two backs with Ceasar, before getting buttonholed by Centurion Octavius (remember the name, we’ll be seeing him quite a lot) for a bit of scheming and plotting. As these things do, this soon leads to her being stripped down to her boots with a mouthful of Roman cock. Russo has a stunning body and gorgeous tits, so it’s a pleasure to watch her having every hole filled in turn by a hard cock.

Okay, this is where it starts getting confusing. Taylor and Russo look pretty similar to start with, and are dressed more or less identically, and are joined here by lookalike slaves Jessica May and Lucky in a scene optimistically entitled Roman Orgy. Still, it’s a great little scene as Cleo commands one of her slaves to lick her pussy, then bids Ceasar fuck her other slave, which he wastes no time in doing. The best bit is when Octavius turns up again, lifts Jessica May’s dress and tongues her pussy as she pleasures her queen.

The next scene sees Octavius back in Rome (he must be getting pretty tired with all that running around and shagging) telling Ceasar’s wife, played by Rita Faltoyano, that Ceasar wasn’t coming back. Figuring while the Emperor’s away she might as well have some fun, Ms Caesar soon has Octavius’ cock in her mouth, against the objections of one of her slaves. The slave in question sticks around to spy on the action, and inevitably the Empress is soon being fucked from both ends.

From this point onwards, things go a bit weird. Suddenly we’re not in ancient Egypt any more, but in 2003 in some weird narrative twist about cloning Cleopatra. But hey, this is porno; you didn’t expect a sensible story did you? Anyway, we soon end up with two of the scientists sitting about bored, and inevitably they soon end up tearing each other’s clothes off. Bobbi Eden’s alabaster skin looks stunning in scarlet lingerie, as she impales herself on her stud’s prick.

After a surprising amount more convoluted plot, we get the final scene. Investigating a lost tomb in the Egyptian desert, Bobbi Eden and her beau get nabbed by the Egyptian police, so to ‘distract’ the policeman she gives him the blowjob of a lifetime.

Cleopatra possibly isn’t the most adventurous or experimental of films, but what it does provide is believable characters, a selection of stars who look stunning while being fucked, and some amazingly sumptuous locations for them to fuck in. And hey, there’s some story thrown in, even if it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. Ave Ceasar!

Pornutopia 2 delivers what you’d expect from Harmony – stunning girls and super-hung studs in exotic locations, getting down and dirty in every conceivable way. Some Harmony films can be a bit too anal-obsessed for me (I like the pussy to at least get a decent bit of action) but this one gets the balance exactly right.

The girls are universally stunning. First up is petite Julie, a tiny Latino with a super-flexible body and just a flash of cute braces behind those full pouty lips. Pool boy Olivier Sanchez sees her playing with herself and can’t resist her come-hither stares. Soon she’s sucking him off, with great deep-throating captured by up-close camera angles. Olivier easily lifts her to impale her on his cock, bouncing her up and down before leaning her back into a reverse wheelbarrow. It would be tempting to start viewing it as athletics rather than porn, if it weren’t for the sight of Julie’s pussy lips stretching into an air-tight seal around Olivier’s dick. Things get dirtier as the passion hots up, with penetration as deep as you can get, at one point Olivier holding Julie’s pussy open with his thumbs while ramming his cock up her arse.

I was looking forward to the next scene, with Libellue, as in the few films of hers I’ve seen she’s taken huge dicks up every hole at the same time and in some cases two-in-one. I love girls being this cock-hungry so was anticipating more of the same. The scene was actually quite tame though – we’re teased with three studs, but only two get in on the action. Libellue looks gorgeous, in white shirt and khaki shorts with a large string of pearls round her neck. She uses these to encircle one stud’s shaft for a novel spin on wanking, and is so pleased with herself she smiles – something we don’t often see her do, and which lights up the screen. She then takes turns on their dicks, the camera looking right up her gaping pussy as they pull out of her. It’s a good scene, but I was disappointed they didn’t get to fuck her both at once.

Katy Caro gets aggressive with her stud, slapping his face as she rides on top of him. Every inch of her is beautiful, from her big blue eyes to her totally shaved smooth pussy. The couple are joined by the lighting man, with Katy wasting no time in getting her mouth round his dick. She’s cock-hungry like she hasn’t had a shag in years, making sure she’s got one in her mouth at all times while the other is up one of her other two holes. She demands “my pussy, then my arse, then my pussy”, and her stud is happy to oblige.

There’s more of a fantasy element to the next scene. Prim-looking brunette Elle Brook proves she’s any thing but, telling us how she likes to piss standing over the toilet bowl in public loos, imagining there’s a man in the next cubicle wanking over the sound of her stream hitting the water. Next in her fantasy is that the man fucks her on a floor strewn with his wank magazines, and you guessed it, we get to see this happen. We’re treated to slow right in-right out penetration shots interspersed with moments of rapid pounding. She takes his cock right down to the balls, all the while rubbing her clit furiously, until finally he cums onto her bush, soaking it with his spunk.

Alicia Rhodes and Jada Fires provide a beautiful contrast in skin tones in the next scene, in sunlit ruins. Monica Sweetheart closes the film with Jazz Duro, in a scene with the best intense close-up anal I’ve seen for a while. Jazz really savours that arse, preparing it first with a large glass dildo. Then he takes his time in pushing his cock slowly in and out, directing gobs of lubricating spit right into her gaping hole when he pulls out.

An extra is the bonus scene with Ellen Saint and Jennifer, joined by two studs by a villa pool. The scene starts off pretty standard, with the girls riding the studs, doing the synchronised-moans thing where it seems they’re partly trying to ignore each other and partly trying to compete for the best camera shots. Once things hot up however this turns into a great scene, with the action not following usual patterns: licking, fingering, DP, anal, ball-sucking, it all happens in a totally random order. Finally there’s a synchronised cumshot as both studs shoot at once into the girls’ open mouths.

Hi folks, let me introduce myself… I’m Stuart, I’m very new here at Strictly News and I’m slowly being more and more corrupted by the vast plethora of filth these guys have me watching on on a daily basis. I was innocent a few weeks back; thats now shot to shit.

After my first few weeks here indulging in oh-so-serious, overly ambitious Private movies, it was a welcome relief when it came time to watch legendary Brit smut peddler Phil Barry’s ‘The Two Jonnies’. Not usually one for humourous porn I found myself enjoying this flick immensely for reasons I cant fully explain, perhaps its the laid back approach of the whole thing, theres no pretense here, just good humoured, no nonsense British porno and it’s very fucking funny, for a while…

The story revolves around Jonny (Phil Barry) a bungling porn producer whos chief stud Johny (Tony James) desperately tries to earn a crust away from porn because basically, he isnt being paid enough by his friend. We see Johny in his new roles throughout the films five scenes, first off dressed in a chicken costume (for which I can only assume is a fund raising job), he then tries his hand at being a barman, next he’s a slave for the elusive Mistress Elaine (who leaves him stuck in a cage), then a vicar, and finally a dragged up hooker. But with each new role comes producer Jonny convincing him to star in his latest scene, and its a good job too or we’d all be deprived of some top ‘rare faces in porn’ with the films 5 very hot chicks…

First off there’s Jess Steed, a tall, dark blonde beauty with the most gorgeous tits which Johny wastes no time in fondling - in full chicken outfit. Off comes the suit and Jess starts to wank him off and chowing on the end of his cock through his boxer shorts, this looks incredibly fucking horny. Jess is one girl that simply hasn’t done enough porn, I looked her up and only found shes done 3 movies, shame, she’s amazing. After giving her pussy a good seeing to by way of tongue the fucking begins and hey, is she one very hot fuck indeed people, the way she rides and grinds his big cock had me ready to burst, argh the pleasures these porn guys get to indulge in…

Johnys next attempt at a filth free job is working as a bartender when scrumptious art student Laura Michaels walks in, shes quickly conned into making a ‘promo video’ for the guys so again, Johny ditches his job and gets to shagging for his old pal. The leggy brunette is instructed to ’sculpt’ Johny’s cock (still believing shes in an arty promo shoot). Soon enough she has a cock in her mouth and is giving some killer head before being rammed doggy style on the sofa and enjoying a porn sticky, the reverse cowgirl.

After being rescued from his new job as a slave, Johny soon gets tucked into sexy blonde Emma via a finger fuck, a manoeuvre he seems to favour throughout the film. Then we are onto the hot fucking, you know the drill…

Mmm, I do enjoy a good tit wank bit in a porno and i’m treated to a corker by filthy mouthed beautiful lingerie adorning Charley Holays. It’s a treat, but unfortunately the rest of the sex is pretty by numbers, bah, i’m complaining by now, note to self *this is classic British porn, respect it for what it is!

Finally we are pleasured by the site of Johny, or should I say ‘Lola’ as he takes to the streets in his new role as a transvestite hooker, but he’s invading Tracey’s patch and a scuffle ensues. Fortunately, Jonny arranges for his pal and Tracy to work happily together and it’s back to the bedroom for the final fuck of the movie, with Jonny in stockings and suspenders and very strange looking make up which gives him the resemblance of a youthful Nick Cave (the goth guy)….

So.

All in all, as i’ve made clear, this is simple classic UK porn, it does get a little stale by scene four but admittedly, this is my second time round watching the movie and I didn’t really think this on first viewing, so not really one with lasting appeal then. There’s gag upon gag upon gag throughout the entire movie with puns relating to Johnys latest endeavours being thrown in left, right and centre, the chicken sketch the most packed with funnies.

Basically, The Two Jonnies’ is the kind of porn you can sit round with your mates and check out some awesome looking women whilst having a giggle at the funny bits. Although Cathy Barry is credited as presenting the film (that’s like producing right?) this is very much a ‘bloke movie’. It’s not really a ’sit and get yourself off’ kind of movie but that’s not necessarily a bad thing, its good to share porn with friends.

Fuck me - I don’t know where Dreamlight find their girls, but they are amongst the most beautiful you’re ever likely to see in British produced adult movies. Perfect slender bodies, universally pretty, and all stunningly turned out with hair and makeup straight out of a quality fashion magazine. And I know I’ve said it before, but this studio stands out from the rest with its amazing soundtracks, quality costumes and props, and lighting that is artistic but still shows all the hardcore detail. Rubber Me may be all about the joys of sex in rubber, but it’s not just for fetishists - while the outfits are a pleasant visual theme, there’s still acres of naked flesh on display, and a focus on proper dirty sex.

Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence looks great in a dental gag and a black, shiny latex dress. The setting is a pure white medical room with all the delightfully sexy props you’d expect, and the filming complements this with an icy blue tinted white balance, which looks perfect. The most erotic moment for me was the few strokes of his hard dick in and out of her forced open mouth through the gag, but it’s soon off, and she’s sucking and fucking with all the expected vigour.

Another thing you’ll notice about this movie is that the studs are all dressed up too. They wear rubber, look damn sexy, and even have makeup on in some scenes - either sexy, manly fetishy makeup or extreme weird facepaint. This is very, very cool.

Regular readers will know I have a cage/blowjob fetish, which Dreamlight kindly indulge in many of their films. Diana Gold, a hardbodied blonde bombshell with a distinctively slutty face and a huge rack, teases and pleases a tattooed stud through the bars of a cage. A mini drilldo gun comes into play (very hot!) but his cock proves far more satisfying, and she’s pounded in her dripping, swollen slit before he spaffs all over her big tits.

Mmm, group sex in rubber. This scene is the kinkiest of the lot because of the implied powerplay between brunette Kate Jones and her little blonde bitch Sandra Sanchez. The stud’s wrapped round her little finger too. It’s all lit in a subtle red light, making it pretty seedy, and all the naughtier. The girls spread their legs wide on pegs dotted about the wall, making for some very exotic sex positions when the guy fucks them.

I recognised the incredible latex catsuits worn by Demi Moore and Jaimee Lee Summers in the last two scenes as being from Libidex, one of my favourite fetish clothing outlets. The girls have perfect arses and long legs - bodies that look perfect in rubber. With every inch covered in shiny latex, it’s a delicious tease as the rubber is slowly peeled off to reveal gleaming, sweaty flesh, making you want to lick the sex taste off their skins. All the catsuits have convenient zips in the crotch, meaning you can enjoy the full visual effect of the latex alongside the hardcore views and penetration of pussy and arse. I also really loved the amazing dildo pillow in the lesbian scene, which made for some visually exciting, highly original red hot sex between the two girls.

It’s not often that pornography is this artistically filmed and edited and yet enticingly hardcore. Even if you’re not of a kinky bent, I can reccomend this movie wholeheartedly, as it’s sexy and pervy enough to appeal to a huge range of porn fans, especially those who want to see some new faces.

Well, admittedly, the machines in this particular title seem to have been designed rigid from the offset, but you get my meaning.

This feature is one for those who like the taste of metal. There’s not exactly a legion of tungsten-clad terminators, but we do get to see two particular Robot Whores with a selection of attachments, presumably attempting to breed a new species.

The three girls aren’t particularly Hollywood, but are all very tasty nonetheless - I’m assuming the metal fellers have had a cast-iron gut-full of synthetic boobs and want something a bit more fleshy for their conquests! In this case, we get two slender, leggy blondes and a most appealing brunette lass.

The set for all three scenes is a suitably futuristic metal and dry-ice affair, with silhouetted cogs and machinery running in the background, but you’re not likely to be paying this too much attention while our synthetic pals spun their gears and plunge their parts into the appreciative gals.

Our first contender is a young and petite blonde dressed in a tights and heels. Slightly surreally, she’s also carrying a large, black inflatable ball, which we soon learn she’ll be leaning back on while our first contraption slides a well-sized dildo on a pole between her legs. After sizing up her silver-clad partner, she wastes no time in standing over its thrusting appendage, letting it rub firmly against her clit, then taking the sturdy plastic length in her mouth.

Next, we have a change of toy to a black, flexible dildo which our girl takes appreciatively in a number of positions, eventually speeding up until she climaxes on her back, legs in the air, pounded by the machine.

Far from rolling over and lighting a cigarette, the unstoppable fucking device is soon back in action with its second playmate, a long-legged, small-breasted thing in black heels and a red PVC outfit, who writhes and moans as she takes the ample toy, standing on a podium, on her back and from behind.

Is that gaffer tape I spy at the base of that fearsome RoboCock? That stuff really can be used for ANYTHING…

The last scene features a particularly classy young brunette in a PVC corset and mini-skirt and diamond collar. Menacing her for the metal masses is a sinister creature in a flowing PVC cloak and gas mask, wielding a hand-held fuck-gun.

After caressing and fingering his prey with rubber-sheathed hands, Lord Invade-Her proceeds to administer some inhuman pumping with a transparent red dildo. Eventually, though, the flesh must have weakened and the captive totty takes matters into her own hands, finishing herself off while being thumped by the piston-powered plastic penis.

Bukkake Man’s latest gang bang and bukkake offerings are proving enormously popular for their splendid selection of 100% authentic amateur British action. Not just amateur meaning the girls haven’t done many movies. This is amateur as in “Jesus Christ that’s amateur” - blurred out faces from the anonymous wanking sperm donors, audible instructions from the director, stark lighting in living rooms, and shaky camera work. But of course, a lot of you like that kind of thing, right?

I’m not ashamed to admit, I am not a huge fan of this kind of seedy, raw looking movie (I haven’t actually met anyone in real life who is - do let me know if you are, I won’t mock you. No, really.) I do have a kind of morbid curiosity, though, that leads me to watch them every now and again to see if I can figure out how the hell anyone could seriously masturbate themselves to orgasm over this material. What the hell, I’m feeling masochistic today.

The first scene, however, blew all my preconceptions out of the water, because it features a blonde so naturally appealing and sexy that my jaw literally dropped. I’m serious - this chick looks like Angel Long version 2.0 - a leggy 6 foot girl next door type, with a winning smile and an upfront horny attitude. Apparantly she has a “gangbang fantasy” - she wants to get fucked by lots of men at once. Love, you didn’t need to come to Bukkake Man for that, I’m sure any random selection of 6 men you’d meet would be up for that. I can’t imagine any of them saying no.

Anyway, lucky Tinkerbell (yes, I know - what the fuck?) closes her eyes while 6 men sidle into the room, all with amazingly hard cocks. If you don’t mind me going off on a tangent again, how did they do that? Did they all just wank in a room together beforehand, avoiding each others’ gazes? Anyway, after some very enthusiastic sucking with a dick in each hand, Tinkerbell’s soon splayed out on her back, legs spread, on her front in doggy, on her side - basically, in nonstop cock heaven. It’s all very hot.

But you didn’t watch this movie to see hot girls, did you? You watched it to see ‘real women’ - like Rochelle. This bottle blonde is an ordinary looking housewife who’s clearly got a greedy appetite for sex, and a respectable Ann Summers type lingerie collection too, which she gets all dolled up in. Hot body for a milf - good fleshy arse on her, which is visually great when the guys grab it while fucking her.

Next up are two tarty chav types, Becky and Crystal - rough and ready, gobby as fuck and ready to get slammed in the dirtiest possible ways. The sex is crazy and varied, with lashings of DP and anal, and lots of squealing and laughing between the two of them. They’re either really enjoying their encounter with these hairy guys, or it’s the bleakest thing they’ve ever done, and they’re helping one another through the experience before going home to cry.

Cindy James is in her early 30s, looks like a nice lady, with a decent body on her and lovely tits. She does a fairly decent job of trying to get a limp guy hard (there’s always one Mister Floppy in this kind of movie, isn’t there) - kneading his balls and gazing up into his eyes while she sucks.

I’m not surprised this guy can’t get hard though. The director may be female, but she’s no Anna Span. The guys all lined up, she doesn’t even try to whisper when squawking “Move on to the next one, please.” It’s like some kind of factory production line - treating the row of cocks like chickens to be plucked. Tinny music plays in the background, perhaps attempting to relax the men, adding to the whole amateur ‘charm’. All in all I think this film would be hot for fans of very, very amateur bukkake and lots of cocks, if you’re prepared to sacrifice one wanking hand to liberal use of the fast forward button.

Yes my friend, her ass is trully something you don’t find too often. In fact, her ass is soo damn good that you can’t believe your eyes when you see her taking some massive anal punishment in that cute round ass! Carmel Moore is a true anal goddes in every sence! You gotta see her taking huge cocks up her tight innocent asshole!

We hadn’t seen any new action from UK big tit legend Cathy Barry for way too long, so when Volume 8 of her popular Diary series dropped onto our desks, we couldn’t wait to have a look. Mrs Barry is turning into a hornier MILF by the year - the woman just goes from strength to strength! While not the very best in the series production-wise, Volume 8 is certainly worth the wait with the amazing extra female talent.

There’s far less gratuitous efforts at plot this time around, compared to some of the other installments. For each scene, Cathy just makes a very brief introduction off camera, to meet the ‘diary’ requirement, and then the action kicks off.

Michelle Thorne and Cathy Barry - talk about a tit lovers dream. Gorgeous blonde Michelle is looking on top form, with her lovely big knockers on full display, and she keeps up the pace of the scene with a steady flow of smutty muttered obscenities. The two stunners have a man each in the first scene, one of whom is black champ Marlon, the huge cocked stud. I’d say the highlight is definitely the moment the baby oil comes out - it is splashed liberally over Cathy’s rack, and she’s titfucked hard and fast with the giant black wang while Michelle grinds her pussy into Cathy’s face.

There’s a small amount of dialogue in the sports masseur scene, but it’s pretty fucking funny seeing Cathy pretending to be indignant about her clients sporting hard ons, while she’s wearing no knickers under her uniform. Even more interracial action for Cathy here, which is great because I don’t think I’ve seen much of it from her in the past. The two men slam her in a few very hot positions on the floor, giving us full visibility of the white and black cocks pulsing in and out of her neatly shaven haven while her giant beachball boobs bounce and swing with the motion.

After a hot young white guy takes her on, in the only single boy/girl one on the movie, we get to another firecracker of a scene - a blonde McKenzie Lee and Cathy take on two guys in a timber yard. McKenzie is tall, slender, natural boobed and young, and seeing her and Cathy fuck in sync is just perfect for you guys who want to feast your eyes on everything at once. See Cathy’s giant boobs swinging in the foreground while McKenzies mile long legs and small pert arse fuck up and down just behind her. There’s something to be said for spontaneous shagging however and wherever the actors like, but these positions work because they’re so splendidly thought out, really incorporating all 4 participants, and looking perfect from every camera angle.

Fans of Elle Brook can’t afford to miss this scene featuring one of her first ever girl/girl scenes, with Cathy herself. She looks cuter and more innocent than I’ve ever seen her (apart from that Ben Dover movie) and whether she is or not, acts adorably inexperienced when it comes to pussy. I loved the amount of cunnilingus featured in this scene, there’s far more than usual, which is always good, especially when it includes this much face sitting. Legs spread, slim bodies splayed, this is another scene with fantasticly filmed positions, and fairly convincing lesbianwise too, until the toy DP. Now I’m not saying lesbians never do this or anything, but… well… it’s probably just more the girl/girl porn equivalent of a cumshot. The passionate, genuine kissing made up for it though - very arousing indeed.

My favourite thing about this movie was the contrasts between Cathy and her co-stars. From the two interracial scenes to the different body types of Cathy and McKenzie, to the inexperience and youth of Elle, it’s a brilliantly cast visual and sexual feast with something for everyone.

Hot slut Carmel Moore allway like sucking cocks. But this time it was something special! She saw a big cock that just needed to be sucked dry. So our horny slut Carmel fell down to her knees and started sucking that cock like no girl ever did. she sucked it so badly that our guy came in just over two minutes. Of course, he shot his load all over her pretty face and she swallowed all the sperm left on his cock.

We’ve had a lot of movies through from Private recently, but this one particularly stood out because it’s directed by a woman, Anita Rinaldi. Female directors often have a fresh, sexy take on hardcore action, and I was delighted to find that this movie also included a nicely acted, humorous storyline, and music in all the right places (and not in the wrong ones). A sleazy moviemaker pretends to be making a documentary about a beautiful Amsterdam dominatrix, who arranges all kinds of pervy shows for him, and tells him all her fetish secrets.

 The twist is that he actually has no tape in his camera, making her angry when she discovers she’s not going to be on TV after all. Now, call me naive if you will, but if you have a gorgeous vixen allowing you, for free, to see all manner of stunningly depraved sex sessions, you would have a tape in your camera. You would not stop recording for even one second. You would have tapes in your pockets, a bag full of spare tapes, and a wallet full of cash to buy more tapes in case you somehow ran out. Clearly, this man is one babywipe short of a porn shoot.

Anyway, the sex. A very exhibitionistic scene to start with, from red haired, slinky Dru Berrymore, who loves parading her sexy naked body in the windows and balcony of her city centre apartment. She takes it up the arse and makes loads of horny noise - there may be a bit much moaning for some womens’ tastes, but you probably won’t notice, with all the hot positions they get in.

Next comes a proper domination scene - in a fantastically atmospheric attic type location, with beautiful dark and subtle lighting, brunette bitch Sandra Ring orders her male slave about, making him perform for her, and screw her in positions of her choosing - she’s fucking good. The chemistry is amazing, and even as he dumps a load of spunk to her face, he’s still totally controlled by her.

Two lesbians, Betty Love and Barbarella, one of whom is a stunning alternative lovely, with a few nice tattoos and dyed hair, put on a pervy, raunchy strapon show for a watching man, who isn’t allowed to touch. Brunette beauty Bobbi Eden masturbates with a glass dildo on a canal boat, forcing the guy to watch, but not lay a finger on her. Even though this latter is technically just a solo scene, it’s made sexually climactic by him visibly wanking off to her self pleasuring activities.

There’s also a very early scene from Donna Marie, before her boobjobs, which is a real treat - she takes a hard DP in full nurse gear, looking much more innocent than in recent days! Finally, there’s an orgy scene to finish, in which the camera pans constantly over various little stunning vignettes of fetish - footlicking, spanking, oral worship, bondage, amazing outfits… and lots of kinky sex, in a nonstop sea of bodies. Stunning.

There’s 6 fantastic scenes in all, each of which draw you in with plenty of teasing and sexual tension, and strong themes of female domination. I loved it. The script is quite decent for a porno, and the acting is actually good - especially the sexual parts of it. I don’t mean this lightly either - I’ve seen fetishy porn movies featuring ‘dominatrixes’ who just really didn’t fill their roles properly, and anyone with a jot of interest in BDSM would have rolled their eyes in disappointment. No, these dominant bitches are the real deal, they know how to twist a man around their little fingers, staying completely in control and on top even while getting their arses fucked. Now that’s female domination.

Carmel Moore is a new pornstar fuckslut who loves anything related to hardcore fucking. She is a beautiful slut with big boobs and hot pussy, allways ready for some hardcore sex action and allways willing to suck some hard cocks! Carmel Moore is everything that a man could wish for. She has long legs, pretty face, big round ass and hot tight pussy. Her asshole was a forbidden area, but now she decided to do some anal too! You gotta see it!