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So what do the words ‘filth’, ’scots’ and ‘cock’ have in common? Well, they all make an appearance in this movie produced by the ever filthy Tracey. Tracey has brought us some really good British porn before and this time is no exception and this movie was given to me to review because the top dogs at Strictly News liked the name! I watched this movie and found it was a great example of British housewives getting down and dirty while their husbands donned the suit and tie and did the nine ’til five!

Amateur housewives from America are good, British housewives are better! This movie is filmed with 6 scenes plus a pissing bonus, I literally mean a ‘pissing’ bonus - and I think those who have a thing for those bored housewives, amateur Brits and sexy mums will enjoy this movie to no end.

Starring Nicky, Jade, Kelly, Esta, Celeste, Jane and Tiffany the scenes are set, the camera is rolling and the review has begun…

Scene one consists of three cock hungry munchers locking lips around one young studs fat cock. This young lad gets taken advantage of by three older ladies who, when bored, cannot get enough cock stuffed in their mouths! Most housewives decide to do the ironing when their husbands at work, but these girls decide that to pass the time they should stuff their mouths full of dick!. One thing that disappointed me about this scene though was the male - He was getting his dick sucked and he couldn’t look less interested which kind of dropped the mood for me. The girls were in full swing and about 12 minutes into the film girl three pops on a dildo and starts to screw the other girl - at least the girls are enjoying themselves and at the end of the day that’s what counts! Not my favorite scene but for those who enjoy blowjobs and ball sucking it’s a must.

Tracey and Nicky join in on scene three - they ‘play’ according to the scene title so let’s see just how friendly these girls can be with each other…Both of these ladies are definitely mature, forget the short skirts and neck tie, these are older ladies who should be cooking their husbands tea but instead are deciding to play tonsil tennis and titty games. They then get the toys and fingers out alongside those semi wet pussies and decide to give each other some proper stimulation. This scene continues on with some dildo and oral action and makes me all tingly down there!

With time to only check out one more scene, I decided to go where I have never gone before - never have I seen a pissing scene, so I have no idea what to expect and nobody in the office thought to tell me before I started writing - but my curiosity got the better of me and I decided to watch the bonus material, afterwards I was pleasantly surprised…

So I have to be honest here and thought what the fuck are they going to do with the piss but they actually just piss in the toilet! Here was me thinking there’d be mouths open, cups filled and what not but no, it was the girls from the movie all taking turns to squat over the toilet and ’spend a penny’ as us Brits say. Some of the girls dribbled, one gushed so much I thought the producers had forced her to drink 3 bottles of water, made her hold ‘it’ in and then made her piss on command! One girl went in the sink and another went in the bath. Not my cup of tea but I imagine if you were wanting to watch girls pee then this part of the movie covers it!

This is a long film, with 6 scenes, one involving a Scottish girl sucking cock, another involving a filthy threesome and some more raw sex with Nicky - this movie definitely has a wide variety of housewife; those who like the cock and those who like to well…piss. I was slightly disappointed by the males in these scenes but those females kept our British reputation high and intact so ‘Girl Power’!!!

I didn’t expect much of this film, as in my experience porn which tries to replicate ’straight’ films or TV is often lazy and unconvincing. Baywatch, with it’s famous red swimsuits, semi-naked people in the sun and surf meant it would have been easy for this film to take the setting and throw in some sex and leave it at that. But director Jim Powers does so much more, giving us a great film with a perfect balance of plot and red-hot action.

The plot follows the goings-on at the Babewatch lifeguard station on Venice Beach, California, as a new commander gets his feet under the desk and the station starts a program to train new recruits. Asia Carerra, TJ Cummings and Stevie are the lifeguards under new commander Alec Metro, with Steven St Croix drafted in from another station to help with the training. The new recruits are Billy Glide, Sky Taylor and Tina Cheri, while Kylie Ireland plays Billy’s sister, Brick Majors his competitive friend and Keri Windsor his lover.

Not too much time is spend on explaining this plot however - the focus is on hot sex. The opening scene sees Asia Carerra - looking her best ever - and Steven waking in bed in their apartment by the beach, Steven gently stroking and arousing Asia out of sleep, slowly and methodically licking her pierced pussy lips. Once awake she returns the favour enthusiastically before they have a passionate good-morning fuck. She leaves for work not knowing Steven is joining her lifeguard team as the new recruit teacher - something she’s not happy about later.

We see the team at the lifeguard station disciplined by new commander Alec for lax security. The acting is better than in a lot of porn, sufficiently tongue-in-cheek without being totally hammed-up. We’re most interested in tongues elsewhere though aren’t we, and soon we get to see Keri Windsor running hers down Billy Glide’s long dick as his yacht sails though the harbour. Keri isn’t personally to my tastes and groans as if she’s giving birth through a hard pounding from Billy. Just after he’s shot over her face, Brick turns up, causing Keri to shout and swear and their lack of privacy. Once she’s stormed off Billy breaks the news that he’s been accepted into the Babewatch training program, for which Brick ridicules him, before flirting with his sister Kylie.

Steven gets the new recruits running and exercising on the beach next, so we get to watch Sky’s and Tina’s assets bouncing all over the screen, barely contained by their red swimsuits. In the meantime Stevie is told her promotion has been denied by boss Alec, and decides to seduce him into reconsidering. There’s something strangely sexy about Stevie, with her super-toned muscular figure and quite masculine face. She soon has Alec’s cock out of his lifeguard shorts despite his initial protests. After licking the length of her hairy pussy he lays her back on the desk and penetrates her, pounding her hard until she climbs on top and takes over, muscled thighs rippling.

Tina Cheri and Sky Taylor are in the showers after their exercise session, Sky complaining about a pulled muscle in her thigh. As you can imagine, Tina needs no encouragement to offer a massage, running her hands up Sky’s long slender legs. Soon the massage has got considerably more intimate, with both girls grinding down on a large purple double-ended dildo.

Later that night, Billy and Brick are engaged in a game of testosterone-fuelled one-upmanship in front of the girls, and end up betting their cars on who can best finish the lifeguard training. Afterwards, Kylie Ireland betrays brother Billy by seducing Brick, riding his dick hard.

We don’t get to see who wins the bet, as the next day at training tragedy strikes, and then ‘to be continued’ flashes up on the screen…

This film is only one hour 20 minutes, and maybe they should have made it one long film instead of splitting it into two parts, but it’s solid quality and all the scenes are hot. There isn’t that much variety in the sex - boy-girl and girl-girl scenes, with no anal or group scenes - but the guys are all fit and the girls are beautiful and varied (although all have breast implants). The chemistry and enthusiasm of the performers is great, with plenty of ad-libbed comments. I can’t wait to see the second part; if only because TJ Cummings didn’t get any action in this first part, and I want to see what’s inside those lifeguard shorts…

This movie brings a whole new meaning to the words dinner party. Normally you’d expect a three course meal, some wine and some leisurely chit chat - not at this party. The only meal you’re getting is a big splosh of cum, the only wine you seem to be able to find is that coming out of the girl in front of you as she gushes her love juice everywhere and as for chit chat? Screams of pleasure bang hard against the walls as the guests of said party enjoy a fuck fest to put a marathon orgy to shame. Oh yes, this is a party alright but in true British orgy style.

The movie features some very nice names - with the ever popular Sahara Knight, Sandy Cage and Sharka Blue co-starring alongside Claudia Rossi, Nicolette, Natalie Heck, Roxanne Lovitt and Annette Shwarz this movie gives you some of the best British talent they have to offer.

Considering it’s hard to ‘define’ where the scenes are in this movie, let’s do this review a little bit different shall we. As always the length and quality of the movie can’t be faulted and neither can the action.

Speaking of action - the part of the movie that had me excited most was when the very sexy Sahara Knight took a stroll along a dark alleyway in her underwear - Now any girl would expect a good reaction from that, but she got more than just a good reaction, she got a massive black cock thrown down her throat for the best part of ten minutes - god that girl get’s everything!

With both hands and her tongue giving him the blowjob of his life he seems determined to make sure he bangs the back of her throat for good measure! Mr Stud decides to return the favor and makes sure she gets some very thorough oral as she sits on his face. After some clit rubbing, some more cock sucking and a very good wad of cum spurting over Sahara’s face you then realise that this is all done on some stairs! That poor girl’s knees! I liked the scene very much, but that girls knees must be able to take some beating - stone stairs?! Wow..

Now forget the order these scenes should be, in the one I’m going to tell you about next is titled Hotel Room Raunch. Your mind races at the thought of what could be going on in this damned hotel room and then the scene starts…You are greeted with a pair of red legs and high heels walking up some condemned looking stairs and openings some very large wooden doors. What greets you heats things up quickly.

Claudia Rossi and Sharka Blue are both naked! Claudia is the one receiving the cock in her mouth, she has brown hair and some very sparkly earrings on. Sharka is the blonde one getting her pussy pummeled but a stud with a giant snake tattoo on his back (and another large ’snake’ at the front!). Then there is of course the cheesy ‘porn music’ playing in the background - you just can’t have a good porn movie without the classic music intro. Thankfully it turns off rather quickly allowing us to get into the sounds of sex and really enjoy the movie.

To be honest other than some wild sex, some double penetration, the inability for Sharka to get of the chair she is on because she is tied to it, some wild and wonderful oral sex, clitty licking, pussy fucking, arse pummeling - there really isn’t much to tell you about! It’s true British romping at it’s best. Two guys, two girls and a whole lot of sticky fucking. The scene is about 30 minutes long and it leaves you breathless the whole length through. The girls scream the house down, the guys fuck their brains out and I loved every second of it. Of course the double penetration has me in awe the whole time - I can’t seem to get my head around this whole 2 cocks at a time thing.

The scene titled Girls Only just cries out to be watched. The scene started with Nicolette stuffing some strange black dildo into her pussy before going on to suck Sandy Cage’s fake cock. This is where it starts to get interesting though, I think there is nothing sexier than girl on girl sex what’d ya know? Some girl on girl sex! Sandy makes full use of this strap on she has and gives Nicolette the ride of her life. Even though she was not born with her male apendage, Sandy knows how to make good use of it. After Nicolette receives a good fucking, she slides the strap on to the side of Sandy as she spits into her arsehole and gives it a good fingering.

Have you ever experienced watching one girl receive double penetration with just one other girl? Well this was the first time for me too. Nicolette slid a black butt plug into her ass as Sandy fucking her not so tight pussy, it was rather enlightening as I ran to the loo to finish myself off. About half way into the ’scene’ they switch and it’s now Sandy receiving the big black thing in her ass. Well, 20 minutes of these girls fucking each other left me quite sated to say the least so I though to leave it there.

With two more scenes and a bonus scene which includes a warehouse, a girl and approx 4 guys I won’t spoil it for you! This movie is one to watch for those who love those British girls getting nasty. Nothing beats a proper Brit slut getting fucked by another Brit slut does it? Definitely one ot be watched again and again…

Ok so the name, Slut Buffet, sums up this movie perfectly. There are four scenes in this movie, brought to you by Sweet Pictures, and each scene features a very dirty slut taking some cock and of course, some well earned jizz. With threesomes, anal fucking and of course creampies there is a bit of hardcore action to suit all tastes. There is one scene I’m thoroughly looking forward to reviewing and that’s the one that features the very slutty Audrey Hollander - A nasty, filthy redhead who, after taking two cocks at the same time in her pussy, goes on to take two cocks in her arse! It’s girls like these that have to be seen to believed and I just can’t wait to see it!

So let’s get started at the beginning shall we, scene 1. After a very short introduction you are introduced to a very beautiful Asian model with some gigantic tits. She’s quite slim, wearing a silvery colored basque and her tits, well, her tits are just huge. Of course they do look fake, which isn’t my thing but they wiggle about so I can deal! She starts of shaking her hips, swinging her arse and rubbing those massive melons of hers, she tells you all these dirty naughty things about the stuff she wants done to her and then, once she’s sitting down with her basque of three huge black guys come into the picture and decide that this little Asian girl is going to take their cocks!

So, when one of the three cocks are hard enough, our slut lays down on the chair and gets one cock in her cunt, one in her mouth and the other guy has his mouth latched around her giant tits. I really wish one of the guys had taken his bright white socks off! At one point though, he was pummeling his dick so quick and hard into her mouth I thought she was going to gag, but she was too busy getting her cunt fucked to notice how deep he was going!

Now I’m not usually a fan of anal sex but this kind of turned me on…A good 15 minutes into the film you see her getting her ass pounded and then, she goes onto to take a cock in her arse and one in the pussy! Now this facinates me about women, I’ve never understood how they can take two at one time! As I switch to Scene 4 I’m in for even more surprises…

It starts of in roleplay style! Two guys ordering a whore to come and do their dirty work. And who shows up but Audrey in an underbust corset with some red porn shoes on and a pair of red knickers. Her mouth is quickly violated as the two studs decide to ram their cocks down her tiny little throat, she actually begs to be choked so they definitely don’t say sorry. I mean this girl is super talented, she screams to be hit in the face with their cocks and then takes both of them in her mouth at the same time. She’s a right foul mouthed little slut. She also makes it very clear that she will do anything that they want…

Now this is where it gets interesting, both of these studs, after having a shot each of course, stick their cocks inside of her! I mean, a cock in one hole and another in another hole is somewhat confusing but how the fuck she manages to take both cocks in ONE hole is amazing! I mean, she seems to be enjoying it, shes screaming blue fucking murder! It’s an amazing scene! Then they get started on her arse, normally I’d look away but there’s some curiosity attached to it all..Can she take two cocks in her arsehole too?

Of course she can! This girl has to be super talented. I mean, fuck me, two penises, one asshole…Anyhow. From these two scenes alone I was impressed by the Slut Buffet already but just for you lot I watched the other two scenes and enjoy some lesbian action when in scene 2, two girls take on one bloke and abuse the hell out of him, by him I mean his cock and it’s not as if he’s complaining when he gets to gush his load all over their faces at the end. Scene 3 sees the same guys from scene 4 enjoy a double whammy with a very sexy blonde!

All in all, this film is definitely one to watch for those who enjoy hardcore filth. If you into a little rub and tickle here and there then I’d go look somewhere else. There’s two more scenes that are just as hot andf filthy as the ones I’ve reviewed here, and this film is for those who don’t mind a little bit of cheesy roleplay and some double penetration all thrown into one!

One of the hottest sensations in recent porn history stars in this entertaining sex comedy from the mind of director Jim Powers. Multi-award winner and self-confessed ‘Ass Whore’ Hillary Scott is the hot property here, one of the cutest looking blondes in the jizz biz who’s full-on, hardcore performances have seen her rise through the ranks to contract girl status after initiating herself into the world of smut by touring the US Gonzo circuit.

‘Stiffer Competition’ is about the alternative sport known as ‘Suck Off’, which you might not have heard of yet but I’m sure it’s gonna be big news pretty soon if enough people see this movie. The object of the game is for the girl to suck off the guy and make him cum within five minutes, while money is gambled on whether she will succeed or fail. To win a head to head event, the first girl to make the guy cum within five minutes is the winner. And that’s pretty much the rules. So…

A friend takes Devi (Hillary) to her first Suck Off and she gets to see exactly what goes down at an event. After a girl ducks out, leaving a mob of angry punters, Hillary steps up and saves the day delivering a blistering wet blowjob to a hard cocked stud, making him shoot his spooge with two minutes left to spare. With word spreading through the circuit that Devi - now known as Deepthroat Devi - can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose, it’s not long before she’s in the running for major event ‘The Ultimate Suck Off’ which will pit Americas four greatest cock suckers against each other in a cum filled battle for supremacy…

The action is hard throughout as raunchy redhead Audrey Hollander is treated to a hard face fuck before being pounded to climax in both holes while delivering turn on phrases such as ‘I want to be your bitch ass fucking whore‘ just before we see Hillary in her first full sex scene of the film, sloppily deepthroating dick before having both her gorgeous ass and pussy filled. She’s a real screamer our Hillary, a very good slut.

The next time we see Audrey she’s wearing a hot blue micro skirt, lilac tights and black underwear and looking pretty scrummy indeed. She alternates between sucking a couple of guys dicks, sometimes both at the same time, deepthroating away as she’s told, ‘Stay on it, remember you’re training’. This lass can take quite a face fucking as one of the guys holds her ginger locks in a bunch and pounds at her mouth, impressive stuff.

We get some redneck sex in the gym with Katie the Texas Tornado (Katie Gold) providing her stud with a blowjob in the gym. She’s soon bent over as our guy finger fucks her pussy and tongues her tight asshole. A good pumping is had on the weight bench including a spot of bum fun and the guy cums a shit load of sticky stuff. But more Hillary please!

There’s Tina the Tongue (Emma Redd) up next proving she’s got what it takes to confirm her place at ‘The Ultimate Suck Off’. A small breasted brunette beauty, she’s soon being stuffed full of cock , another in her mouth all the while. No anal for this one and we’re past the final full sex scene of the film. It’s time for The Ultimate Suck Off!

Hillary is up against the three best cock suckers in the US in a winner take all $100, 000 purse. Her rivals are the aforementioned Tina the Tongue, Katie the Texas Tornado and ‘Patty the Vacuum’ (Eva Ramone), who has come out of retirement to defend her cocksucking crown. ‘Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the ultimate suck off, the first one to make a cock shoot is the winner!’. The announcer does his best Michael Buffer impression, ‘Let’s get ready to suck cock!’, and the action is on. You’ll have to see the final tournament for yourself to know the outcome but be assured that there is plenty of filthy, wet (and I mean wet) deep cock sucking action from some of the finest mouths around. If you want slow sensual oral sex you might wanna give this a miss, it’s all hard, all the time.

‘Stiffer Competition’ is an entertaining hardcore suck and fuck fest which has come to be expected in the world of Jim Powers, though this film isn’t anywhere near as weird as some of his output so is a good place to start if you are unaware of this guys work. It features a good cast of girls, an original plot and some of the best blowjobs you are likely to see in a smutty movie. As usual Miss Hillary Scott steals the show and fans of her will see her give her usual highly charged performance throughout the film. Now, who wants to help me set up a Suck Off?

You’ve already seen my office boy playing with my feet and,as you know,he really enjoyed it.But so did I…So next time in my office I got really horny.I’ve asked him to massage my feet again and seeing the massive bulge in his pants I wanted to see the goods.So I got him to get his throbbing cock out and wrapped my little feet around it.He slowly took one of my stockings off and wrapped it around his cock,wanking it with it.It got me so horny,I started to play with myself while wanking him with my feet.I finally shuddered to a powerful orgasm and straight after he exploded all over my stocking and bare feet in jet after jet after jet.His cum was so hot,I couldn’t wait to taste it from my feet.Mmmm…..

Taffy Divine does get eaten four ways in this film - two ways with cream. She’s joined by Candy Elektra, Victoria Von Helkine and and a mystery blonde for over two hours of unhurried girl-girl play.

First up Taffy is the model and Candy Elektra is the photographer for a photoshoot at an American bar. Taffy poses seductively on the counter in a pink basque, pouting and arching her back as slender redhead Candy snaps away. Then she lays back for some pussy-eating, and Candy gets stuck right in - no tongue-poking-out-for-camera, this is full-facial muff diving, and Taffy squirms and sighs in appreciation.

Or at least I assume she sighs - the big problem with this film is the repetitive on-a-loop muzak. The sounds of sex are part of the turn-on and it’s frustrating to see the girls in the film in many states of gasping ecstacy, as well as girlie giggles and whispering, and not be able to hear any of it.

But we can safely assume Taffy is sighing through quarter of an hour of intense oral, Candy’s perfectly formed arse curving in the air as she bends over Taffy’s pussy. We don’t get to see Candy getting the same back though, her knickers and belt staying on. At least not at this point - later in the film we do.

Next we see Taffy hovering over strikingly pretty brunette Victoria Von Helkine on a big black leather sofa, kissing her, before moving up to position her pussy over Victoria’s face. Once she’s been thoroughly eaten she straps on a sizeable blue dildo, which she then thrusts into Victoria so hard it makes her gasp, lifting her hips to meet the thrusts. A large double-ender is next, the two girls writhing around, first face to face then bum-to-bum, the dildo sliding between them. They take a break from toys for some deep kissing and fondling, fingers sliding in and out of each other’s by this point soaking pussies. Then Taffy’s treated to a teasing with a rabbit vibrator, which brings her to a yelling orgasm (I assume, as we can’t hear over the music).

The third scene is a bit bizarre. Taffy and a blonde stand on a plastic sheet on a grey pebble beach, just beyond the reach of the sea, armed with big bottles of strawberry sauce. They take their time pouring it over each other, and it runs and pools on the plastic sheeting looking like blood. A still from this bit of this scene would look like something from Jaws. Then the squirty cream and chocolate sauce come out too and they turn each other into sundaes, licking and sucking each other as they go. But you wouldn’t really do that, in the sunshine, on a pebble beach would you? Squirty cream turns sour-smelling surprisingly quickly let alone in sunshine, and sugary sauces get sticky and thick. You may do it if you were planning on washing it off in the sea afterwards and that’s what they do, although is adding saltwater to the mix really the best idea? The cream and sauce comes off in a sugary oilslick.

The final scene redeems squirty cream’s place in sex though, as Taffy and Candy frolic on a bed, putting just little squirts of cream on each other’s nipples then sucking it off. They then cover each other in baby oil, massaging it firmly into each other’s arse cheeks. We finally get a better look at Candy as Taffy pulls aside her knickers and gives her a good long licking, the girls ending in a 69.

This isn’t a bad film but it would have been much better if we could hear any of what is happening. It’s a treat for Taffy fans though!

In 1999 a sexual phenomenom entered the adult industry and rose straight to the top of the smut game due, in no small part, to her astonishing good looks and ultra dirty demeanour. That chick was known as Mirage, more commonly known as Briana Banks, the uber-sexy Vivid contract star with the longest legs in the biz and a penchant for deepthroating dick and taking it hard in the ass, Briana oozes fuck appeal like no other.

What we have here is a collection of some of her hottest scenes from a bunch of Coast to Coast flicks she appeared in prior to signing with Steve Hirsch’s stable of stunners . Released in 2001 – the same year she was contracted to Vivid – this was most likely released so Coast to Coast to take advantage of her impending super stardom, but we won’t hold it against ‘em. It’s non-stop Briana at her nastiest and filthiest and I’m sure you agree, we can never have enough of this sultry minx in the world.

The show begins with a straight up guy on girl romp aboard a moving boat where lucky stud Voodoo peels back Briana’s raunchy red swimsuit to reveal her enhanced pleasure domes which he gladly feasts upon before moving downwards to enjoy her finest of pussy, you can only imagine how good this must taste…After returning an oral assault she takes a seat on his cock and rides him reverse cowgirl before assuming a couple more positions and then taking a face full of his goo.

Next up we see our lusty lass in some threesome action with throbbing studs Rick Masters and Eric Thrust with the camera displaying her gorgeous ass to great effect as she filthily asks, ‘Want me to spread my ass for you?’. Of course we do! ‘Look how clean my ass is’. ‘Bet you want to lick it huh?’. I must say it is a fucking clean ass the girls got, quite a beautiful sight. When the guys are done teasing her with a finger in each hole one of them takes the pussy and the other her mouth but it’s not long before she’s in a dirty dp being driven wild with every thrust.

We get Briana in a pink dildo lesbian romp with a big boob blonde and some nice ass licking followed another dp scene featuring two bespectacled studs giving her a good double stuffing as she wears a t-shirt displaying the words ‘Bend Over And Say Ahh’.

The next scene, with Joel Lawrence, is one of the highlights of the movie ‘Up The Wahzoo’. Within a minute she’s chowing down on his cock deep throating the way only she can and is bent over, holding onto a wall uttering ‘Fuck me harder’, which our stud gladly does. ‘Are you gonna fuck me the way I tell you to fuck me?’, says our guy and Briana obliges. Next comes the anal, bent over, ass up in the air and her pussy getting more and more wet with every thrust as she’s pounded in her tight asshole. The hottest scene of the collection, the positions show off Briana’s stunning figure to great effect especially with the leg shots. Yummy.

More filthy talk from our foul mouthed babe in the final scene of the collection, ‘You fill my pussy so fucking good’ she tells her rock cocked stud. She’s informed she is a ‘Nasty fucking slut’ and there’s no arguments from this nasty nymph, ‘Yeah thats what I fucking am’. You’ve got to love that mouth of hers. Her passionate utterance of ‘I can feel your dick in my fucking stomach’ is my fave by far though. A finger in the ass prepares her for some hot anal action and Briana toys her twat with cute white dildo. Our stud (Joel Lawrence again) pops a batch of spooge in her mouth and I’m thinking scene end, but no, Joel goes back in there and after just a few thrusts cums over her again, it’s pretty amazing how quickly he can achieve a second orgasm, surely this has been done in edit…

Altogether then, a decent collection of scenes of Briana before she became second only to Jenna Jameson in the high gloss world of San Fernando superstars. I really don’t know what else to say, you’ll have to watch it, it’s Briana Banks for fuck sake!

Let’s face it, we all have fantasies of being with older women, even us women do! It’s the allure of the wisdom you get with age, the thought that because she’s older she’s had more experience and knows exactly what she’s doing - where to touch, where to kiss, where to lick to bring maximum pleasure. Mature women are taking porn movies over by storm, we all want to know what fucking an older woman is like so Diablo Productions have decided to bring you the movie; Who’s your Mama?.

The name isn’t that descriptive and doesn’t quite give the film away, but to cut a long story short the film is filled with 6 scenes, each with their own description and features the following mature lovelies; Irina, Dana, Kana, Jarmilla, Anna and Vladimira. Each of these ladies have their own scene and with scene names such as ‘She’s Still Got it’, ‘Toy and Toy Boy’ and ‘She Loves His Cock‘ you can be pretty sure this movie is all about these mature women getting their old twats pounded nice and hard and them showing you just what sexual experience is all about.

So scene one, ‘Like a Fine Wine’ features the first of our older ladies - Irina. She’s probably in her late forties and although she’s getting on I still think she’s rather hot! The scene starts of with her dancing with a very sexy, young lad. Like most young lads though his hands get to wandering and before she knows it she’s rather turned on and Irina starts to get down to business and this lads luck is in! The movie is a slow starter but about 5 minutes in we start to see some tit, that doesn’t belong to the young stud and things start to heat up a little bit. About ten minutes in Irinia and the stud are very naked and Irina puts her mouth to work on his cock. This is where experience steps in and she takes over his cock with her mouth like a pro, just like the old days. Her mouth slides over his dick nice and slow, teasing the poor lad, she seems to focus on his head rather than deep throating at first, until the young man gets a bit impatient and starts to thrust his cock right back into her throat. Then it’s Irinas turn to experience what the youth of today get up to and enjoys the feel of her young studs tongue as it slides over her rather wet clit. His mouth and fingers work together to bring Irina close to orgasm. So close that she decides it’s time to fuck. The young stud wastes no time and starts to fuck Irina in several different positions until it’s time for the cum shot - which is when Irina gets back down on her knees and takes the guys dick in her mouth once more only to receive several wads of cum over her lips and up her nose! The scene fades out with Irina sucking the cock and lapping up the rest of the cum that she can get her mouth around!

We move onto scene two featuring Dana, a mature lady with kinky knee high boots on, short, dark hair and a skirt and top that’s soon to come off. Her bra seems to be missing in action before the fun even starts, maybe she left it at home for good luck? This scene is called Lending a Hand and although it starts of with Dana masturbating it’s not long before a hand pops out of nowhere and starts to aid her in her masturbation. Her helping hand doesn’t just stop there though, he sticks around and decides it’s time for his own pleasure, then Dana gets on her knees and performs, can you guess? Oral sex. Much like scene one, this scene also does the whole ‘returning the favor’ oral sex on Dana and then goes to the fucking. The ending of this scene is also very similar to the last with Dana receiving a mouthful of cum - at least the young stud was a different bloke this time.

I decided to skip a couple of the scenes and decided that movies are like books, read the first page and the last page to make up your mind so that’s what I did, jumped straight to scene six this time around - ‘She’s Still Got It’ featuring Vladimara.

As before, this scene starts out with Vladimara reading a dirty porno mag but with a bright pink toy sitting on her table, just begging her to use it. Funnily enough, she does! After giving her tits a good going over she picks up the dildo and decides that the best place for it is inside her ‘getting wetter by the minute’ pussy. After several minutes of her using the device herself, the young stud, who I think is gorgeous, from scene number one comes along and gives her a helping hand, and a tongue! Vladimara is soon receiving a thick, pink dildo in her pussy and a tongue massaging her clit. What more could a girl ask for? Oh yeah, some cock, which she also gets. After being fucked every which way from Sunday it was time for that cum shot again. And there we have it, Vladimara on her knees sucking the studs cock and receiving a faceful of jizz.

The three four scenes are again rather similar, except with different settings - one being in a bathtub, and a few differences such as one having a sex toy. I think the film could have had a bit more variety in it, but, if all you are after is watching sexy, mature ladies getting fucked by younger men then this film covers that indeed. With each scene lasting around the twenty five minute mark you are definitely getting your moneys worth, although as I said, a little bit more variety would have hit my buttons that little bit more…

The title of this film brings to mind hideous visions of toothless old grannies seducing pink young barely-legal boys. The age and looks contrast isn’t that great through most of the film however, although as it turns out the scene with the biggest contrast is the hottest.

The women mostly look to be in their 40s. They wear classic black lingerie and have styled hair, manicured nails and perfect make-up, as fits the ‘older woman’ fantasy. The guys look in their 20s or early 30s, and mostly have beautiful big cocks.

First up blonde Tara invites her young brother’s fit friend over and appears in a sexy black PVC outfit to seduce him in the first scene. He puts up resistance, seeing as she’s his best friend’s sister, but is soon kissing and undressing her on the sofa. She shows him how older women know best how to give head, giving him a great blow-job, stroking his balls and thighs while sucking intently on the head of his cock. There’s great close-up camera work as she rides him reverse-cowgirl, showing off her taunt figure.

The next younger lad tells us how some time with an older ‘pro’ is his graduation gift to himself, and a break from “prissy young girls who don’t know what they’re doing”. Zarina’s platinum hair is clearly a wig and her make-up is heavy, but again she has a great figure for an older woman, and ensures he groans loudly through another great blow-job. He has a great long, smooth cock, and she issues instructions as he fucks her, complimenting him all the time. Every young guy’s fantasy!?

Experienced older women and un-jaded young guys are the perfect match, Linda and her partner tell us at the start of the next scene. His youthful stamina takes her through a long hard scene of reverse cowgirl. Ruby loves teaching young men how to please women in the final scene. She has a classy look in classic black eveningwear and long gloves. Her tidy little cunt looks half the age of the rest of her.

The stand-out scene though is Lynn Ross and TJ Cummings. TJ – looking exceptionally innocent young and gorgeous - tells us how he likes watching the maid doing the cleaning. She appears, in a too-tight black and white maid outfit, plump flesh spilling over, peering at TJ suggestively over the top of her glasses. She goes and sits with him, placing his hand on her tits and her own on his crotch, stroking him through his trousers, lascivious delight all over her post-50-year-old face. After assuring him his mum won’t be home early she seduces him, directing him through oral as he licks her pierced clit and big cunt, sagging tits bouncing as she rides him. This is proper fantasy-fodder, much more so than in the other scenes where the women through surgery and make-up look half-decent.

The action follows the same pattern in every scene in this film, which is a shame as a bit more variety would have been easy to achieve and made it a better film. There isn’t any anal or much out of the ordinary except the age differences. On the plus side there’s not too much tacky background music, ensuring we can hear every moan and squelch. In particular the breathing comes over really clearly, which I find a great turn-on.

Have you ever watched a movie that you’ve liked so much that you wanted to tell everyone how great it was? We feel like that about a lot of the movies we watch here, and SB-fan Mark did too! He throughly enjoyed this great British title, Office Sluts 2 (which was filmed in the Strictly Offices!) and as a thank you for sending us this review, he gets to check out two more movies, this time for free!

If you’d like to get your hands on some filthy films for free and think you’ve got what it takes to be a porno critic, have a go at reviewing one of the Strictly Broadband movies (between 400 and 500 words) and send it to us at info@strictlynews.com. If we like it, we’ll use it!

As a customer of the site, Mark has also given us his thought on the VOD service, commenting on the quality of the stream and how he found using the site. Luckily for us he has some very nice things to say!

So then, it’s over to Mark:

Firstly let`s start off with the general quality of the film when viewed over the internet. Unlike most of the pay-per-view sites that are out there, Strictly Broadband really have got their act together with the bandwidth that these films are streamed in. This was my first time using Strictly Broadband and all I can say is that I am impressed, if you went and actually brought this title in an adult shop the dvd would be no better in visual quality. The only difference would be the price, the dvd would cost at least £30 - if not more. At Strictly Broadband you can have the whole film for a week (Which is certainly long enough - How many times do you really look at a porno film in the time you would own it?) for just £6.99. I say the days of the sleazy adult shops are numbered! I say the days of the sleazy adult shops are numbered!

Right on with the review of the film: The title says it all really, office girls getting down to some really dirty action. All of the girls are current British porno stars and they really enjoy their work. I personally like Donna Marie as she really gets down to the bump and grind very quickly. It also stars Avalon, Leah Jaye and Poppy Morgan, as well as some other sexy girls. There are no boring scene stories here, just great looking girls fucking for all their worth. I have never really understood why you need a story explaining what is going to happen, if you want a story go and rent a nice film from Blockbusters just before you put your slippers on!There are no boring scene stories here, just great looking girls fucking for all their worth. I have never really understood why you need a story explaining what is going to happen, if you want a story go and rent a nice film from Blockbusters just before you put your slippers on!

This way of hiring great quality porno films is the future and without all the production companies having to pay the fat-cat middle men to distribute the films it will mean more of the money going back in to the industry, which can only be good for everyone that either makes or watches good porno. I don`t know where this great film was made, but it is like your favourite office girl in your company doing things that only good dreams are made of! The quality is so good that you can even see the different colours of hair dye in the girl’s hair and get great close-up shots of really hot wet pussies.I don`t know where this great film was made, but it is like your favourite office girl in your company doing things that only good dreams are made of! The quality is so good that you can even see the different colours of hair dye in the girl’s hair and get great close-up shots of really hot wet pussies.

I think I would rate the film as:

Picture Quality - 10/10

Girl Fuckability - 9/10

Value For Money - 100/10

Story - what have I said about that !!!

Originality - 9/10

Going To Use Strictly Broadband Again- Yep! do bears shit in the woods?!

I hope this review has been of good use to anybody that reads it and I will send in another review when I get my next film booked out- which will not be long! I hope that this film is a sign of some good viewing ahead…

It’s all about the arse as Private present a seven scene compilation of some of their most asstounding moments featuring their trademark European stunners in a lot of hard and filthy fuck action…

Four ludicrously gorgeous ladies who are students at an ‘anal school’ receive a visitor, David Perry, the French fuck machine of many a Private movie. The girls are on all fours on a large wooden dining table, asses in the air and looking ripe for the plucking. Our man lubes up each chick poking a finger or few into their tight one before nabbing a quick blow from the first girl in line, he then proceeds to test drive their asses one by one. Once he’s done it’s time for a seat and the girls ride and suck on his cock as he sits back like a king before shooting some sticky stuff their way. The scene closes with the girls exchanging ‘gifts’ of saliva and cum. Nice.

Next up is Agnes, a nice looking brunette who’s hoping for a discount by getting it on with the estate agent of a Mexican property she wants to buy. The narrator tells us “She can always count on her secret weapon, her deadly well-trained ass” to close the deal. After a brief blow job she’s bent over a fence taking a filling, cue reverse cowgirl, more sucking, fucks her in the ass, done! We don’t find out if she gets that discount…

Sophie Evans “whose quivering ass is always anxious and ready to welcome a good cock into it’s hot interior” is next in line for some bum fun. Sophie has a kind of ‘middle class housewife you might spot in the supermarket’ vibe to her and after indulging in some oral action between her and the stud she gets both fuck holes filled, moaning and looking extremely pleasured throughout. She’s a great performer, and comes across as genuinely into what she’s doing all the while giving seductive looks towards the camera. There’s a random guy appears towards the end that she sucks off while still taking it up the ass and then it’s time for her facial.

A salesman pitches sex products to trio of beauties Kate Moore, T.J. Hart and Fovea. Things get hot when the girls are trying out the products and proceed to give the guy some oral stimulation. While everyone is fucking, one of the girls partners arrives home and after his initial surprise, joins in the action getting his cock seen to on the sofa by the mouths of two pvc clad vixens, while wearing tartan trousers…Asses are seen to and facials are received in this average group sex scene.

Holly, Sylvia, Anita, Judith are four blonde stunners who take to the golf course and meet a couple of guys along the way who they pair up on. The girls all lined up on all fours and have the guys taking cock shots at their assholes followed by the guys continuing their analicious adventures on their back with a girl each on top of their pricks. This is where Private do that customary fuck, gape, fuck, gape shot which I don’t particularly like but hey, you might.

Mina is blonde, slightly milf like, a secret agent, very fucking hot and a right goer. She takes some well mastered thrusts from David Perry (again!) first in the pussy then in the wrong ‘un, oozing pure lust as she lets out her horny climatic groans.

Jessica gets a surprise from two sewage workers so pouts her cute buttocks in the air and starts stroking her hot ass. Big Dave Perry proceeds to finger her butt and generously lets her taste his fingers afterwards. She’s sucking on the other guys cock by now and getting her asshole licked. ‘I make this good ready for you’, says David and our second guy bangs her straight in the dirtpipe. The studs swap over and it’s not long before they have a hole each in a dirty dp. The guys wear their protective helmets the entire way through the scene. Hard hat fetish starts here!

So altogether, a good and solid anal sex compilation featuring familiar and not so familiar faces. It’s Private by numbers but hey, when the girls look this great who’s to complain?

When you fill a 20 by 10 foot paddling pool with oil and lube, invite down some of the cutest porno babes and then film the whole thing, it’s pretty much guaranteed that the resulting film will be amazingly sexy. But when you add the delightful Jenna Haze to the mix, and she’s in charge of the proceedings, things get so much better. This dirty little starlet - winner of several AVN awards - really loves the ladies, and brings the best out of her oiled up crew of lesbo lovers once they’re gathered together in this porno paddling pool.

We get straight into the pool, a large black plastic creation, where Jenna is eagerly introducing and oiling up the girls. This is an excellent slow-tease start to the movie, as Jenna takes her time smoothing oil into the breasts of each of her playmates, making their skin shine and glisten. The girls are all wearing little tops with no pants or anything, which is pretty cute, presenting their asses and pussies wonderfully, but Jenna gets them out of those shirts pretty quickly.

The other girls, including the always filthy Hillary Scott and cuties such as Sammi Rhodes, Carlie Banks, Bobbi Blair and Marlene, are all more than happy to show off their assets and flirt with Jenna as she strokes their asses and plays with their tits. It’s a scene full of girly giggles and Jenna can’t seem to believe her luck - getting to fondle all these horny girls and knowing that soon they’ll be working hard to get her off, must be a turn on. Another highlight is Hillary Scott showing off her new and bigger boobs, as she talks about how much she loves licking pussy and dominating chicks, her surgically enhanced tits do loook good all shiny and dripping with oil, especially when her ass is shined up to match!

Now all throughly oiled up, slipping and sliding round the pool, Jenna announces she’s going to hold a little competition - to see which girl can give her the best orgasm. Now, with eight different girls all licking her pussy here, and almost as many loud and enthusiastic orgasms as they pleassure Jenna, this is a great scene for lovers of girl/girl oral action. It’s like a selection pack of pussy sucking as they each take their turns showing off their different techniques and trying to please Miss Haze, who looks very happy with the whole situation (well, wouldn’t you be!) and gives some hot vocal encouragement to each contestant. The girls all sit and watch each others’ performances, and Jenna sure seems to love performing for them all, as she gets louder and louder as the oral sessions go on.

This is a really erotic scene, and certainly an innovative and arousing idea for a fuck session. I won’t spoil it for you by telling you who wins, but the lucky licker gets all the girls giving her an orgasmic prize. Seeing eight girls all at work licking, kissing and caressing one very aroused lady is a sight that should not be missed!

In the next scene the girls all get to do exactly what I’m sure they’ve been dying to do since they got into the pool, and most likely what you’ve been wishing they’d do too. I mean, pussy licking is all well and good but what we really want to see here is a no-holes-barred, greased up fuck fest, isn’t it? The girls go crazy with lube and toys, and the air is filled with the moans and cries of 9 very horny women. It’s a supersexy mass of shiny, firm flesh and gorgeous all girl sex acts, with threesomes, foursomes and moresomes and a load of all-girl orgasmic fun. I’m lovin it!

Another new and innovative idea for a girl-orgy scene follows, as Jenna encourages into what I want to call a girls-only circle jerk, but that’s not really an accurate description of what happens. Jenna calls it a pussy party, which it certainly is. What we get is the girls all spread legged in a circle round the pool, they’re all armed with vibrators which they use on the clit and slit of the girl next to them - each lady is simultaniously fucking and getting fucked, and whilst this sounds complicated, the girls make it look straightforward, shiny and sexy! As with the previous fuckfest, it’s the sounds of so many women getting off that makes this so much of a turn on, for me at least, and it definitely helps that the girls are slick and wet from the oiling they had earlier. There’s just something undeniably hot about oiled up flesh…

Now, just what else could all these girls do together? Well, the observant amongst you may have noticed there’s been no strap-on action so far, despite all the girls getting down with their toys. So Jenna provides her gal pals with an array of strap on toys in all colours and sizes, and lets these naughty minxes get down and dirty. There’s such a variety of fucking scenes and styles, as well as nine girls to choose from, that you’re sure to find something you want to watch in this scene. I personally enjoyed seeing Hillary Scott’s holes being stretched by a large pink dildo, whilst a hot blonde kisses her and plays with her boobs, before she tit wanks the toy with her great new boobs, as well as watching August ’s perfect ass bounce as the pleasures herself atop Jenna’s dildo. These scenes are all the hotter for the surrounding orgy of flesh and pleasure. This all eventually slows down, as the girls orgasm, coming to a natural finish as they all lie back in a post-orgasmic bliss. Jenna and her girlfriends then gather together to thank us all for joining her paddling pool pussy party, and I’m sure that you, like me, will just be glad we were invited!

Penelope Black Diamond teases and pleases herself as well of course
If there is one word that I cannot attribute with this wonderful person, then it’s the word shy. Penelope isnt shy of the camera and the fetishes at all And her team deserves kudos for being early users of the HD technology to bring the tit community crystal clear videos in a resolution that is too good to be true. (1280*720 pixels)

So if you think you can handle her gargantuan tits without cumming too early, be my guest and join her site! If there is four things that the Germans can be proud of then it’s Penelope, Chloe Vevrier, Nadine Jansen and Milena Velba! This woman is a dream come true for fake boob fetishists and boldly goes where no one has gone before.

I’m sure with big titties like that, Penelope gets her fair share of cum! I wouldn’t be able to last a minute before busting out a load over her enormous silicon mounds. I have added a link to a Penelope Black Diamond movie gallery. She starts off by removing her bikini top and playing with her disproportionate tits. Then she begins licking some lucky mans tied up balls, before sucking his cock until he cums all over her pretty face and tits. Click here for the Penelope Black Diamond Movie Gallery.

NICOLA HOLT in BIG BUMMERNichola Holt in another hardcore Big Brother spoof
The insatiable Nichola Holt, of Big Brother fame, again shows us
why she is every bit a star. If we had an olympic fucking event,
you know she’d be winning us gold, silver and bronze… In Big
Bummer, the super-sexy athletic Nichola, with strong northern
accent to match, is made to do tasks with a difference by
Big Brother. Watch her perform for the camera with rough
anal and fast hard fucking - and plenty of enthusiasm when it
comes to girls too! If you missed her outrageous antics on the
original channel 4 show; you can now see here what she was
just bursting to show the whole of England.

http://www.penelopeblackdiamond.co.uk

Penelope Black Diamond is a big-bust and fetish model
from Magdeburg, Saxony-Anhalt, Germany, who purports
to be the largest breasted model in Europe. She specializes
in many forms of erotic modeling and is the owner of
PBD-Medien, an erotic media and modeling company.

We’re well on the way to offering a great collection of classic porno on Strictly Broadband, and among my favourites so far is ‘Blonde Forces’ mainly because it features two sensationally erotic performances from a girl who really put the ’star’ in porn star - Savannah. This stupendously sexy blonde steals the show as she radiates an aura of pure lust throughout and passes it onto whoever receives her touch.

The plot revolves around Vince (Mike Horner) as he tries in vain to get some sleep in the sex-filled building he lives in. The slumber-less guy has to deal with fucking the gorgeous Sabrina (Candace Heart) as a thank you gift for helping her get into her apartment after locking herself out, hook a horny guy from Chicago (Peter North) up with a chick called Dorothy (Savannah), who continually begs to be spanked throughout the movie, he’s then reluctantly taken to see the local mystic who starts getting the horn right there and then and he has to duck out of a potential threesome with Savannah and Candace Heart. This dude must be tired…

‘So, you wanna fuck?’, says Sabrina, opening the first scene. The Bee Gees-esque soundtrack fades in as the clothes come off and this babe delivers a slow blow job in black panties and wanks cock as the lucky Vince fondles her natural wonders. Being such a gentleman Vince can’t let an oral favour go unreturned and sets about licking and fingering her pussy as she groans with pleasure. He enters her while she lays back on the couch fondling her scrumptious breasts before the action is finished up with a doggy.

‘Spank Me’, she says teasingly, as this beautiful blonde starts scene two. ‘I’ve been a very bad girl, don’t you wanna know all the bad things I’ve done?’. The sexsational Savannah, in pink panties and bra, takes a spanking from Peter North and it’s not long before shes sucking on his famous phallus looking completely irresistible. Savannah obviously tastes as good as she looks, judging from the way North chomps on her pussy for quite some time. ‘I should have brought my whipped cream’, he tells her with a smile. Savannah is a joy to watch, North too, there is clearly some good chemistry going on here. North’s big rod enters her from behind and both give off a lot of sexy moans and groans. The fucking gets more fast pace as Savannah is on her back fucked to an orgasmic end with North unloading over her stomach before she rubs it into her busty chest. This is a fantastic scene showing two performers at the top of their game clearly getting off on each other. At the end of the scene North says ‘I cant believe this happened’, I’d love to know if this was in the script or not because the guy seems genuinely blown away!

Next up there’s Patti (Valhalla) in a duller scene compared to the last. We see her blindfolded and orally pleasured before she’s sucking on cock getting it ready to penetrate her waiting pussy. The dude is a little irritating in this scene making weird arm movements and saying ‘flying fuck, flying fuck’ (I think), I thought twat and wanted more Savannah…

Fortunately, she’s here and this time with a girl. I was particularly impressed the way Savannah pulled a dildo from the bedroom drawer, unlike in most pornos where the toys just seem to appear on the bed! This helps add a touch of reality to a very sensual girl/girl scene. Savannah starts things off licking and penetrating Candice’s pussy with a vibe as she moans with the kind of pleasure you would too if Savannah was toying your twat. There’s a switching of roles after Savannah is done making her playmate reach orgasmic heights and she lays back looking stunning and being gently aroused, the ultimate tease. Blissfully stroking her breasts throughout, she is licked to climax in this perfect scene, which would be great to watch with your partner.

Holly Ryder and Mike Horner get the final fuck of the film and again, it doesn’t compare to the standard set by Savannah but is a nice straight up romp to finish things off all the same. And Mike Horner has a top porno moustache, which really does make this scene worth checking out.

‘Blonde Forces’ is a nicely made fun porno that’s well acted and has a great cast of performers indulging in simple, but very hot sex. If seeing litres of spooge dripping from girls mouths is you’re thing, you’ll be disappointed by the lack of facial treatments here, which I’m very impressed with. Not that I’m against seeing a hot girl get her face sticky but it is refreshing to see a film in which this doesn’t happen, it also means that this film is ideal for couples, and will be enjoyed by both men and women. If you’re a guy looking for a film to introduce your missus to the joys of porn with then this flick is definitely worth considering. Put on your best undies, dim the lights, grab the popcorn and do that trick where you put your cock through the bottom of the carton that I’ve been meaning to try for years…

NICOLA HOLT in AMATEUR HOUSE PARTY
Featuring Big Brother’s Nicola Holt and an array of the UK’s
top Pornstars, this features everything you could want: anal,
lesbian dildo play, 3-ways, DP’s and facials.

Star Ballz caused a bit of a stir upon its arrival in 2001 when Lucasfilm failed to see the funny side and tried to get an injunction put on the movie’s distribution. Fortunately, they failed and MMG, the makers of Star BallZ, counter sued the movie monsters for a reported $100 million. I attempted to find out the outcome of this but to no avail. Anyway, as you can see, Star BallZ is still available 6 years later and it’s a good job or none of us would be treated to this comedy animated romp which, as you’ve probably guessed, has a strong leaning towards the Star Wars flicks.

Hardened Anime/Manga/Hentai fans should know straight off that this is clearly intended as a fun flick in the same vein as those endless frames of dross the Americans pump out such as Scary Movie, That Naked Gun , you know the type. If you want breathtaking computer animation to analyze under your After Effects microscope and deep plots to uncover then best steer clear. For those who just want a break from their usual intake of smut, a change is as good as a rest so, Star Ballz…

The ‘plot’ revolves around Princess, who unfortunately doesn’t seem to have a comedy porn spin on ‘Lea’, the original Star Wars sex pot our anime nympho is based on, though admittedly, it is pretty hard to think of one. Layher? Anyways, Princess is being held captive on the Ass Star by Lord LimpBizkit (a Darth Vader type) and his minions, the Spermtroopers, who quite literally, are dickheads. It’s up to our hero Gokuu, of Dragonball Z fame (no doubt called Cokuu, i’m unsure, but we’ll call him that anyway) and his pal Chewhowey (as in Stern) to rescue her. With appearances from a very familiar looking C-3P0 and his robot pal R2-D2 this is shaping up to be one star studded affair! Hang on a minute, this beepy little robot sidekick isn’t R2-D2, he’s called P4Q. Yep, it’s Pikachu.

Spoiler warning: Fans of the popular animated series Pokemon, who do not want an image of a bastardized Pikachu being fucked in the ass by a Dragonball dude in their minds, should look away at this point - but it doesn’t last long. Long enough to set off an anal transmission so our guys know where to find Princes though!

The cock mad lass can’t resist getting freaky with her captors and proceeds to suck off a couple of Spermtroopers before trying it on with Lord Limpbizkit (who incidentally, has Mickey Mouse ears) but our masturbating dark one gets so excited at the prospect of doing the rude thing with our humongous boobed gal he ‘arrives’ a little early, much to her disappointment. Nevermind, she can grab another Spermtrooper and take his metal shaft in her well fucked hole. The hero has arrived by now and the good guys race to escape the Ass Star not forgetting to stop for a fuck along the way. There’s numerous hurdles to overcome in their bid for freedom including battles with cum gun toting Spermtroopers, walls that close in and spout cocks that must be sucked and of course dark Lord Limpbizkit, who finds himself on the wrong end of a cock saber. Ouch!

Throughout the movie there are numerous spoofs of popular Western stuff such as Kid Rock (Big Cock), who we see getting sucked off, Ali G, Madonna, the From Dusk Till Dawn ‘pussy lovers’ scene, Silence Of The Lambs (complete with infamous cum flinging bit) and my favourite which is a double whammy nod to Goodfellas and The Shining from Limpbizkit, there’s many, many more and should raise a smile from most peeps or at least get you thinking ‘now where did I hear/see that before?’, which is kinda fun. I’m stuck on the laser field part.

Star Ballz probably won’t turn you on but if you’re up for a quick giggle in between all that hard filth on offer over at SB, give this a try, you can always crack one off to Jenna afterwards can’t you?