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Hot Babe Seduction

Posted in Girl/Girl, New Releases on October 25th, 2007 by admin

Well, after watching Hot Babe Seduction, I can only think that many men or women would love this to happen when they next get arrested. A police woman gives a shoplifter a chance to feel the law, is many more ways than one. The hot brunette gets a spanking from the cop after which she has to show how sorry she is for committing the crime by licking the blonde cop’s juicy pussy.

The police officer is a tall blonde goddess and the thief is a sexy dark haired minx. Just the type of girls that both men and women will love to watch fool around and to see innocence corrupted and tight pussies penetrated!

A beautiful blond schoolteacher steps over the line when she pulls a soft skinned young girl. The teacher softly licks the young girl’s nipples while she slowly runs her hand up the girl’s skirt. The scandalous interaction gets very intimate when the pupil goes down on her teacher. She places her mouth full on the teachers waiting pussy. Their lips get wet and the scintillating sex gets even hotter…

If you thought teachers and pupils getting it on were just too wrong for words you’ll love the two gorgeous nuns playing out a devious lesbian fantasy. This must have happened while god was away on business for if he saw this he’d certainly get a hard on. The nuns disrobe to reveal kinky lingerie which the younger of the nuns has no trouble getting her tongue around when she goes down on the other nun. The forbidden fruit are the sweetest and when the nun pulls a big red vibrator from a drawer you won’t be able to look away.

The fantasy scenes continue with a couple of horny housewives fucking in a kitchen and a nurse seeing to her male patient’s every need. You will have to see for yourself how hot the titillation gets in these. There are also two chapters worth of bonus material. This is an all round amazing porn film, guaranteed to get you off.

The best bit about this film for me was the strap on penetration. I mean you can never go wrong watching a police woman thrusting into a thief. But the Dominance of a blonde police woman having her completely shaved snatch eaten by a sexy thief will give anyone unimaginable pleasures, whether you are playing with yourself or just holding back and watching while getting even more turned on. Let’s just hope that she commits another crime so there will be more movies like this one

Hot Babe Seduction

Die Strassenkoter

Posted in Anal, New Releases on October 25th, 2007 by admin

German is definitely not a sexy language, but the Germans are an outrageous bunch. If you like shameless scenes of group fucking, this is the movie for you. The film makers invade public places and busy streets and fuck wildly for your perverted pleasure.

We start with two guys in the back seat of a car fondling the gorgeous black girl sitting between them. The Germans waste no time and the girl getstwo fingers in her tight shaven pussy while her tits are getting manhandled by the second fellow. This girl’s a crowd pleaser and expertly bounces from cock to cock with her hot mouth sucking deeply with loud grunt serving as applause for her labour. The car takes off but the blowjob action continues in the back even as they head into traffic. The action gets wilder as Berlin landmarks pass by in the background. The sexy lady gets spitroasted and her tits bounce as she’s fucked hard from both directions. The fear of getting caught makes the sex so much hotter. The three horny fuckers hook up with a petit blonde and the crazy outdoors sex moves through several locations. Hardcore anal sex with traffic passing by in the background is definitely hot.

The same four fuck-fiends stake out a statue in a park as their next location. The two dirty bitches get into the mood with some juice girl –girl action. The black bird gets her pierced tongue deep inside the warm pussy of the spread open blond babe. She moans loudly and fondles her perky tits as the gets eaten out. The two studs look on as the roles are reversed with the blond girl spreading and licking the other babe’s awaiting pussy. The blonde still has her fingers in the pussy when she gets jumped from behind by the one stud, the other stud follows his lead and in no time the babes are getting fucked hard in all holes. The one lad gets his face wet ass he rims and eats the chick he was fucking. This is followed by both girls getting their faces wet as loads of sticky cum squirt into and around their mouths.

Four guys and two girls sit in the back of a people carrier chatting excitedly. I don’t need to speak German to know what’s going to happen next. The two tiny blond girls in cheerleader uniforms get their tits out for the guys and in no time their panties are pulled to the side and their young pussies are invaded with several fingers at a time. The girls giggle as they lean over and suck the one lucky guys cock. The group changes location and start fucking on the sidewalk. Cyclists pass by while the younger blond gets her pussy spread and her ass fucked hard.

This is wild film. Exhibitionism is one thing but fucking on the side of the road is another. The hot girls, crazy hard fucking and the outrageous public locations make this one hot porno. Don’t miss the scene where a casual passerby’s quad bike becomes the setting for an impromptu fuck scene.

Die Strassenkoter

Goo 4 Two

Posted in Cumshot, New Releases on October 25th, 2007 by admin

Zero Tolerance are back with the second instalment of their Goo 4 Two series and as usual, it’s a hardcore hottie-fest featuring twelve fuck-hungry stunners, paired up with one throbbing cock at their disposal.

First up, popular dark haired beauties Melissa Lauren and Alektra Blue sexily strut into an apartment looking kind of trashy and both adorned with matching black lingerie. Wasting no time, Melissa hastily proceeds with getting Alektra’s tits out, licking and spitting on them before she is bent over a couch with Melissa attacking her twat with tongue and fingers with some good close up shots of Alektra’s stretched pussy. No vaginal pleasure goes unreturned and it’s time for Alektra to take to Melissa’s more than ready pussy, stuffing her full face into her wet hole to fully taste her juices. A hard and ready stud appears and Alektra is the first to receive his fuck tool, thrusting into her as she, like Melissa, is bent over the couch. There’s a break for a double blowjob before our guy plunges inside Alektra once more, with Melissa’s head firmly planted on Alektra’s ass, watching all the pounding mayhem up close and personal. It’s Melissa’s turn for some penetration next and she happily takes it on her knees as her pal did, soon being slammed in the ass as Alektra rubs her clit before taking the dick out of her ass and chowing down for some filthy A2M action. The process repeats and then it’s Alektra’s turn to step up for some dirtpipe antics, riding the cock reverse cowgirl, showing all her assets to full effect. Quite an interesting position comes into play shortly before these two super hotties finish off their guy, Melissa being the lucky receiver of his white goods which she then generously passes into Alektra’s mouth who proceeds to deep throat his cock, ensuring not a drop goes to waste.

Hot blonde Alexis Malone and top notch super slut Katja Kassin quickly get down to some girl on girl play with Alexis delivering an oral and finger workout to both Katja’s holes. Katja expertly treats Alexis’ gorgeous pink in return, sensually clasping her pussy lips between two fingers (“It’s dancing for me”) then sliding in two fingers. A shaven headed uber-manly stud arrives and begins snogging the girls but that’s not why any of them are here… soon enough he has three fingers inside Katja’s ass, ordering her “Shake your ass” which she gladly does before he continues to prod an extra finger into her, zero problem for Katja’s well trained arse and she is treated to a taste of her own ass courtesy of the studs fingers. At the sex stage, Katja is laying on her back with Alexis over the top of her in a sixty-nine position as the stud pounds away at the blonde vixen while Katja gets down to the wet work of tounging her clit. After a gagger of a blowjob and some horny footplay Katja is ready for dick, first in her pussy, then in her ass. The girls alternate rides on the rock hard fuck rod with a load of ass to mouth antics thrown in as an aside. An action packed scene that gets you right in on all the hard anal action ending with a rather splendid exchange of fresh spunk to end.

David Perry, the French stud of many a Private movie is the lucky guy to get to dirty grips with two newbie babes in Sharka Blue and Tera Joy. With just over a minute of pussy licking both girls are soon sucking him off, gagging on his large tool in a pro blowout. Sharka is the lucky lass to have David’s dick first and her legs are fully spread as she is pumped full of cock with the bonus of Tera keeping her more than moist. There’s some reverse cowgirl riding for blonde babe Sharka then it’s soon time to swap places. With Tera sitting atop Mr. Perry, Sharka guides his tool into her pussy and then it is time for some jackhammer fucking for a bit. Sharka is up first for the anal treatment. From her ass straight into the waiting mouth of Tera, she dishes out a brief sucking while seductively staring down the lens looking hot as hell. Trading places again, Tera sits her ass on some cock, rides it, then has it back in her mouth again in no time, Sharka’s face smothered by her ass throughout. There’s some mega close up camera work when it’s time for Sharka’s next anal filling and you get to see all the filthy action in great detail including a gratuitous shot of her gaping ass. With both girls bent over on their knees and asses in the air, David gets to indulge in any of these two asses he fancies, every ass man’s dream surely…Sharka gets the sticky fruits of both girls labour but is only too happy to share some with her friend, a very considerate girl

This is only three of the six scenes here, for the other half you have much the same scenarios and positions but it never gets bland due to the enthusiasm and hotness of the girls. Another plus is that in each of the three-ways everyone is always busy, which is particularly nice to see. Too often in these trio scenarios one of the girls is usually left in the background to fondle her clit while the other gets all the goodness, but not here. Shot in Zero Tolerance’s usual gonzo style you get it all, gagging blowjobs, deep pussy pounding, a whole load of hard anal, cum being guzzled, swapped then guzzled again and a dozen deviant darlings who all put in outstanding performances. A must see for any fan of high quality gonzo and worth seeing for the first scene alone, be sure to check it out!

Goo 4 Two

Vickie Powell

Posted in Big Tits on October 20th, 2007 by admin

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Vickie Powell

Boobsville Cabaret

Posted in Big Tits, New Releases on October 18th, 2007 by admin

I’m sure there’s a lot of you out there wishing that a town like Boobsville really existed. It really sound like an incredible place, a community where big breasted women can go to live with their similarly endowed girlfriends. This means that the town, and this film, is full of sexy Euro beauties with impressive cleavage. Nice.

By the looks of things there’s not too many guys living in this town of breasts, so when some guys from the mammary research institute come to visit, the horny girls are more than happy to let these lads try a hands on approach to boob research and that’s where the fun really starts.

The first scene sees two surgically enhanced babes showing their male guest how they do things in Boobsville. On the sofa, they kiss, stroke, and lick each others massive breasts and tight pussies. At one point the gorgeous blonde rubs her nipples across the pussy of her redheaded girlfriend, an unusual sex act which certainly gets the desired response!

The male researcher who has keenly been watching all the action decides to join in, receiving head from both girls simultaneously. They share the work, one girl jerking the cock while the other licks away, and the stud keeps his hands busy teasing both girls pussies. Things soon develop into a full on threeway, complete with impressive titwanks.

As with most European movies, the girls are just gorgeous and everything else is super stylish and very sexy.

At the Boobsville cabaret, a sparkling silver Barbarella-esque beauty performs a filthy strip in thigh-high boots. It turns out she’s new to Boobsville so is invited to the pub for a special welcome. This space-age blonde has some very impressive tits, and her official welcoming committee (one horny guy, of course) can’t help himself from diving right into her cleavage to lick and suck her nipples. He moves down to her pussy and is soon banging her on the bar. Elsewhere in the city, similar scenes occur as the Mammary research guys get up close and personal with the big boobed girls they are studying.

A big tit highlight is the divine Nikki in a sexy solo show, rubbing her nipples and her pussy on a sunlounger. This stunning busty blonde is a real sexy treat, and things get even hotter when a lost tourist walks in on Nikki’s solo fun. This guy is pleasantly surprised to find he’s actually in Boobsville USA and, with a little convincing from Nikki, decides to stay in the city for a while.

It’s clearly worth sticking around, as he not only gets his dick sucked by this beauty, but also rides her hard and cums all over her beautiful boobs. They even fuck in the hot tub!

All over the town, everyone is at it, and who can blame them when the citizens are so hot!

Two girls get naughty with a selection of dildos in their bathroom, bringing each other to shuddering orgasm while sharing a double ended dildo. A cute brunette pees and then plays with herself in the toilet, before she’s joined by a lucky stud for a quick cubicle blowjob.

For the grande finale, the best stripper in the whole of Boobsville takes to the stage, showing off her massive mammaries in a dazzling strip show.

This is a great movie for all fans of big busted girls, the hot sex scenes mixed with sexy strip shows and a curvaceous caberet singer mean this movie not only features the hottest big titted babes, it’s also a whole lot of sexy fun.

Boobsville Cabaret

Janine Loves Jenna

Posted in Cumshot, New Releases on October 18th, 2007 by admin

Janine Loves Jenna must be the porn release that many fans have been waiting for. Seeing two of the most recognisable names in the business go head to head in a spectacular adult movie. With these names involved it really cannot disappoint - Jenna Jameson, the modern porn queen, and Janine, another infamous Vivid Girl who sports some of the biggest tattoos in the business.

Many films, once they’d got such star power in the cast, would lie back and wait for success, getting complacent that these headliners would prove enough of a draw one their on. That’s really not the case here - the settings and scenarios are some of the most amazing I’ve ever seen, featuring fire, water, demons, fetishwear, tableau’s of orgiastic sex..and things I can’t even find the words to describe. I should add, for Jenna fans this is a total must see, not only is it her most recent major movie, but she’s the executive producer and her former husband is the director. This is pretty much the ultimate Jenna Jameson film.

The story, as with so many Vivid movies, is dark and complex. Taking it’s cue, I imagine, from The New Devil In Miss Jones (another excellent Jenna movie) it’s based around a journey through hell, as Jenna descends into Hades after what is either an accident or a suicide - the beautiful yet confusing opening sequence doesn’t really make this clear.

The first we see of the underworld is Janine, reigning supreme over a perverse freakshow. Surrounded by a cult-like collection of men in red cloaks, Janine has her way with a pale young redhead, Justine Jolie. As the smoke of the ceremonial incense wafts around them, this incredibly sexy star initiates a threesome that includes herself, the beautiful Justine, and of course, Jenna Jameson. You can tell Janine is a natural in the dominant role, and takes charge of the action, making sure all girls get their pussies well filled and satisfyingly licked. She issues strap ons to Jenna and Justine and they duly double penetrate her. A pretty unusual sight in an all-girl threeway, but definitely a pleasant surprise!

Janine’s intense and more mature look is the ideal counterpoint to Jenna’s girlish innocence, and this contrast is accentuated by the plot which sees Janine using her experience to guide the naive Jenna through this hellish maze and lead her through the sexual perversity that surrounds them in Hell. A short conversation that clears up the thus-far confusing plot leads into the next scene, which is one of the most bizarre yet sexy things I’ve seen in a long time. A gorgeous girl wearing not much more than an elaborate hairstyle and a single-horned metal headpiece is joined by two creepy demon guys on a podium. She enthusiastically uses her hands and mouth to pleasure these fella’s, before they give this little unicorn girl a truly evil fucking, filling both her ass and her pussy as she plays with herself and moans in pleasure. Delicious!

Jenna and Janine find their journey interrupted once again, this time stopping to enjoy two mysterious men in the pouring rain. Once again Jenna and Janine compliment each other perfectly, Jenna is all wide eyed and sensual, Janine, as you may imagine, goes at it a little rougher. This has all the elements required to make what could be, in my opinion, an amazing scene. The girls are beautiful, the sex is intense, the whole thing is so close to being perfect. It’s just the unfortunate use of a rock track in the background that really lets this down, the female vocalist is just distracting (I’ve never known anyone to use a song with words for a porn scene) and the last thing I want when watching Jenna getting pounded as she’s pushed up against a wall is to get distracted. It’s a real shame, especially as these are two incredible performers and you’d expect that their heavy breathing, moaning and orgasmic screaming would be soundtrack enough!

Don’t let the music put you off too much, there are some things that are always worth watching and Jenna undulating her pussy on some lucky guys cock is definitely one of them.

Stopping in the Deadly Sins Diner, the pair witness A great threeway centering around Katja Kassin. Katja makes lust look real tempting in her cute retro lingerie, and this beautiful starlet looks even more amazing than usual here.

When Jenna finally meets the devil himself, he realises that he needs to get a piece of this hottie for himself so Jenna soon finds herself riding his cock and taking his demon seed all over her face. The same mistake is made with the rock soundtrack, disappointingly, and Jenna gets most of the screen-time here, despite the fact that Janine is also getting pounded. Whilst this will please those who love Miss Jameson, as a Janine fan I was a little disappointed.

Then, finally the moment we’ve all been waiting for Jenna and Janine in a bath together for some intense girl-girl fucking. They’re back on earth now, I think, and they celebrate by writhing around in the water together, kissing and pleasuring each other with real passion. This is awesome.

There’s some fantastically athletic positions and some innovative use of candles, and I think this is probably the best scene in the whole movie - they’ve saved the best till last!

Janine Loves Jenna

Bare Back Mountain

Posted in Cumshot, New Releases on October 11th, 2007 by admin

Whilst I can’t pretend I understand how the title of this movie has anything do to with the content of this film - in which top girls discuss and shag UK porn stud Danny - unless it’s a reference to Danny’s favorite mainstream movie, I do thoroughly recommend the movie.

Confusing title aside, this film has a really innovate set up and a great line up of stars, short interviews with the girls (all talking about Danny!) give you a real glimpse of the personalities behind the stars and some interesting behind-the-scenes info on life in the Brit porn industry. Turns out Danny is a popular guy!

First to face the camera is the blonde and busty Michelle B, she talks about how she first met Danny and her favorite fucks with him before getting some time alone with the man himself. She gets straight down to business, grabbing his cock and filling her mouth with it. Danny thoughtfully holds her long blonde locks out of her face so we get a great view of her mouth and hand hard at work on his member. As they fuck, you can really see that Michelle is loving every inch of his long cock, and when he starts pounding her ass she starts talking dirty.

This is very intense and intimate sex, the lack of soundtrack just helps keep things more real, and at the end - Danny cums in her mouth, just as Michelle says she wants him to.

Carmel Moore is in the second scene, and that makes me happy because I’m really into his girl. She’s young, sexy and does all manner of filthy things, and she tells us that she thinks Danny is ‘the bomb’ before climbing up on his lap for the fun to start.

This is a great fun scene, the performers are both young and fit and I love the way Carmel smiles up at Danny throughout the fucking. Hot stuff indeed.

Ruby loves Danny’s big muscles and big cock, she says that’s his best feature although she also likes his ass. She tells us she’s been wanting to fuck him since she first saw him in movies, and now she’s getting her chance. She loves every thrust, begs for it harder and deeper, and sighs that his cock is so big.

I’ve not seen her in any movies before, She’s a really pretty girl and a fierce performer who looks genuinely satisfied when she jerks Danny off to climax all over her face.

The stunning Keira is next in line for the Danny treatment, and she’s soon talking dirty as she shares some secrets about the threesomes her and Danny have taken part in. In her fishnet stockings and wild animal-print outfit, Kiera gives Danny the ride of his life, holding her pussy open as he pounds away with his hard cock. She’s really flexible as well which means this couple can explore some sexy and unusual positions and Kiera’s long slim legs look amazing stretched high above her head. Sexy, sweaty and dishevelled, she gets a mouthload of cum which she happily plays with for the camera. A very dirty girl!

Last up in this fantastic film full of bare British flesh, is the cute Karlie Simon. She, of course, loves Danny, and is more than happy to bounce on his cock for the rest of the scene - as long as she gets a good pussy licking!

Bare Back Mountain

The Ultimate Silvia Saint And The Pick Up Girls

Posted in Cumshot, New Releases on October 11th, 2007 by admin

One of the Czech Republic’s finest ever sexports, Silvia Saint, is the main attraction of this 22 (yes, that’s 22!) scene compilation from porno super-studio Vivid in this no messing hardcore suck and fuck-fest that’s sure to please even the most hardened porn connoisseur.

Ultimate Silvia Saint

Silvia kicks off the show in a rather lovey-dovey bedroom scenario which sees her enjoying a spot of cunnilingus from her lucky stud and within five minutes she’s on his cock giving one of her well rehearsed, world class blowjobs. With the oral exchanges quickly out of the way Silvia takes a seat on her guy’s throbbing member and is soon bent over taking some deep thrusts, pulling very sexy fuck faces and turning to look her sex buddy in the eyes every so often as well as checking out what his dick is doing to her, deliciously horny stuff. While in the same doggy position her ass is the next place to be penetrated and she takes it like the pro she is before turning onto her back for the final thrusts of the scene. A rather large dose of man-cream is then popped into her pretty face and it’s job done!

Hungarian hottie Anita Blond (with black barnet) puts in a cracking poolside scene beginning with her pulling back her guys boxers and hungrily giving a hot head job with ball licking thrown in for good measure. She’s looking hot as hell with her thick black eyeliner and cock-handling skills, a very genuine performer who if you don’t know much about, this is as good a place to start as any. I’m pretty sure you’ll be tracking down all her past sexcapades in no time after seeing the scene she delivers here.

Second only to Silvia in the most well known face of this movie is hot blonde Jill Kelly who pairs up with a drum banging rocky type guy for another sensual scene. The bleach blonde stud is straight on Jill’s jugs then indulges in her pussy with some sloppy pussy licking. As with the majority of porn, no sexual favour goes unreturned and the cameras zoom in on Jill sucking on a big dick, giving ‘fuck me’ glances all the while to her more than ready playmate. With his cock and balls suitably licked and sucked, Jill is on her knees thoroughly enjoying a mid-paced fucking before taking it in the ass, first on her back, and then in porn mainstay position, the reverse cowgirl, riding and grinding until rock boy unloads a thick load of cum directly onto her lips and chin.

Interracial loving with a chick who is unknown to me being shagged over a car bonnet leads to the next scene to feature smoking hot Silvia, which is pretty much the same as her first appearance but it’s Silvia Saint so we can let that pass! We see the ‘Loadman’ himself Peter North getting funky with another girl who is new to me and spurting one of his famous pop shots all over her face. Ooh, there’s simply just too much horny fun to be had in this here mixed bag fuck flick - four scorching scenes with Silvia, Asian babes being banged, black dudes fucking white girls, lots of anal pounding, exploding cumshots aplenty, familiar faces, not so familiar faces, it’s just jam packed with a fuck load of serious raunch!

For a quick fix cumpilation featuring top notch, fine ass babes sucking and fucking in numerous cliché porno ways (that should be taken as a good thing by the way), this is not to be missed and as a bonus, it’s quite possible your missus will get into it alongside you given the romancey nature of all the scenes. For those who don’t have the pleasure of a partner to share it with, let Silvia and her friends take you on a sexual trip around their beautiful bodies, perfect pussies and tight, waiting asses. Pass the lube, sit back and enjoy the party with Silvia and her friends!

In Bed With Faith

Posted in Big Tits on October 10th, 2007 by admin

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Grand Theft Anal 7

Posted in Anal, New Releases on October 10th, 2007 by admin

This is the seventh instalment of the Zero Tolerance series which, as you probably guessed from the title, focuses on the filthy art of ass sex. The reference to the infamous computer game starts and ends with the film’s title so don’t expect to see anyone joyriding through San Andreas picking up hookers then slamming them up the wrong un but - if it’s hot chicks taking throbbing lengths up the dirt-pipe and enjoying every hard thrusting second of it that does it for you, strap yourself in for the ride of your life, maybe…

Brunette beauty Angelina is first up, seductively working the camera with a striptease to set the mood. Soon enough French fuck machine David Perry enters shot and rather than go down the soppy route of gently kissing her glorious body or smoothly stroking and fondling her he goes straight for the ass with his tongue and proceeds to loosen her up slightly with some finger fucking first with one, then two fingers in her tightest of fuck holes. After a brief cocksucking the short dose of foreplay is over within five minutes and Angelina is bent over ready for David to slam it straight up her ass - every super-selfish male lovers dream come true but Angelina doesn’t seem to mind this in the slightest, re-positioning herself to ensure maximum penetration and taking his rod straight out of her ass and into her mouth.

Ebony hot stuff Marie Luv is paired up with Mick Blue for scene two and again, it’s no messing ass games, Mick straight on her arse rimming and fingering her pert butt as she’s on her knees groaning in genuine pleasure as he sees to her behind. A pink toy is produced and delivered straight to Marie’s eager ass and then the obligatory suck off ensues, the toy still planted firmly in her ass. Suitably stiff, Mick is soon balls deep in her ass and pounding away in the films finest scene.

Megan Suxxx is the ass whore of the next scene and Mr. Perry is the lucky stud who gets to treat this hot blonde to a hard anal workout coming straight at her ass with his fingers, it’s a pretty rough fingering he’s giving her followed by a silver dildo pounding which isn’t exactly to my taste. Megan sorts him out with a short blowjob with the occasional spot of deep throating and a load of spit, personally I would have liked to see her exact the same kind of rough treatment on his dick as he did her ass but alas this doesn’t transpire and they’re soon going through the motions before popping his load into her waiting mouth.

Judy Star shows of her lovely figure briefly in scene four but is soon so hungry for cock she wraps her mouth round an unknown (to me) stud’s more than ready rod. Again, it’s barely five minutes before her ass is being pummelled while asking “Can you feel my ass?” - I do love these obvious little porn sayings the girls and guys spout, of course he can feel your ass, his dick is pounding it! Judy does put in a fantasstic performance though and like Marie before her, seems to have a genuine love with being slammed in this dirtiest of ways.

Ultra-sexy Asian babe Lucy Lee, in sexy pink underwear, is filmed with her stud above what I can only assume is the San Fernando valley, it’s a glorious view but not as good as the view of Lucy’s perfect round ass. She takes a face fucking before her guys dick is far up her stretched butt. A2M ensues and Lucy is given a creamy reward straight into her mouth for all her hard work.

Blonde and in blue undergarments, bubble butt babe Roxanne Hall is, like Lucy, straight on the dick delivering a throat-gagger of a head job to her guy. She sucks a mean cock and looks pretty fucking nasty throughout before she takes a seat on his meat in a reverse cowgirl position and is pounded like the anal animal she is. You kind of have the message by this point and the usual positions are ran through ending in a creamy dollop of fresh spunk.

In conclusion, this is far from the best film from Zero Tolerance’s vast output of smut but will do the job for you if you are after a quick fix of non-stop hard anal action. The Marie Luv and Lucy Lee scenes are my personal favourites and are well worth seeing as these girls are uber-hot and put in a top performance, especially Marie. Probably not one to convince the girlfriend about the joys of anal sex with but for a straight to the point man movie, ass lovers can’t go wrong at taking a peek at this.

Grand Theft Anal 7

Blow Me Sandwich 10

Posted in Cumshot, New Releases on October 9th, 2007 by admin

Purveyors of glossy US gonzo Zero Tolerance deliver a particularly fine fellatio filth-fest in ‘Blow Me Sandwich 10′ featuring a bunch of your favourite adult stars that’ll do nothing short of blowing you away! If you expect the studio’s usual hard slamming of twats, ass and DP mayhem then walk on by but for those who like to watch the sloppiest head delivered by a bevy of babes who could suck the chrome off a bumper then step right up. Having not seen the previous nine installments of the series, I’m guessing I don’t have much to make up for in catching up with the storyline but let’s face it we have other people for that kind of thing, Zero Tolerance are all about no fucking about, straight to the point, all out dirt and that’s why we love ‘em and is without question why they are the leaders in their chosen genre of smut.

First up to show off their cocksucking skills are cover girls Alektra Blue and Diana Doll. Dressed in matching underwear, they kiss and fondle each others perfect bodies before getting down on their knees and crawling towards a hard and ready stiff cock. Filmed POV the girls take turns to lick and suck on the firm rod, giving sexy glances at the camera (you!) throughout. Halfway thorough Alektra begins a hot throat-gagging suck off declaring “I fucking love choking on your fucking cock” and the girls proceed to wank and suck the guy until he can’t take no more and let’s out a fresh dose of spooge directly into Alektra’s wanton mouth. Being a sharing kind of girl she has little problem in letting Diana in on the tasty man juice she has just received and proceeds to swap the sticky stuff with her pal, who has worked equally as hard for it afterall.

It’s a double blonde treat next as Brit babe Hannah Harper shares a stiffie with super sexy Tiffany Price. Again, there’s some light girl on girl fondling, this time with some pussy licking exchanges thrown in for good measure but that’s not the reason they’re here and the girls are soon chowing down on some rock hard cock, working it into a frenzy. How the guy lasts even a minute without blowing his load let alone ten minutes is beyond me with these two girls on his dick but I guess that’s why these studs are pros!

Isabella Dior and Riley Shy are the third scenes dirty head giving duo and although a couple of hot chicks they are, I’m being a little impatient as I’m itching to get to the next scene where tattooed alt-lass Regan Reese is waiting, yum…

Wearing a black and white stripey hoody (is there a name for a stripe fetish? I need to know as I most certainly have one), Regan is paired up with brunette beauty Mikayla, both girls arms semi-covered in fishnets begin indulging in a spot of sexy girl play shortly before they munch down on the waiting piece of meat that’s in need of relief. No problem, the girls are soon getting the guy right off, even more so when Mikayla offers up her large boobs for a titty fuck. Regan is soon gagging away on the rather large member before passing it back to Mikayla where she becomes the receiver of the fruits of both girls labours. Regan is not left out on the sperm front and is generously awarded her share via a sticky kiss from Mikayla.

Fans of Asian babes are in for a treat when Mia Smile and Mika Tan get together and enthusiastically give a hot deep throat head job followed by Gwen Diamond and Presley Maddox dishing out a more than pro blow using a ton of spit before trading spunk with each other as soon as the guy pops his white sauce. Finally, Daisy Marie and Amber Rayne, a pair of fine brunette babes get acquainted with each others tis and pussies then finishing off their horny show with…a sloppy suck off and cum swap of course!

All in all there’s little variation between the scenes but the sheer hotness of the girls and their superb suck skills certainly make up for this. Straight up, point of view blowjob action all the way that let’s you right in on the action as if it was your very own rod being double sucked. Treat yourself!

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Some Mothers Do Shag Em

Posted in MILF Porn, New Releases on October 8th, 2007 by admin

MILF titles are becoming increasingly popular these days and Brit porn house MSS Interactive get their piece of the pie with Some Mothers Do Shag ‘Em…

First up, UK fave babe Starr is having her computer fixed by repair guy Tony James. While he works away in another room, Starr is lubing up a gigantic fuck toy in her bedroom which she then proceeds to ram up her much-desired twat. Upon completion of his job Tony pops into the bedroom for his payment whereupon he is informed he will be paid when it’s time to go home. The massive dildo just isn’t cutting it for Starr you see and she’s in need of some real meat so orders Tony to get undressed in a very sexy and demanding way. The lucky stud dives straight into Starr’s pussy using his tongue to work her up good and proper. The oral favour is soon returned with some hot cocksucking leading the way to this uber-hottie taking a seat on his well hard cock and riding it reverse cowgirl showing this gorgeous blonde in all her horny glory. Poor Starr just isn’t satisfied though and during some doggystyle action Tony is told, “You’re nice and everything but it’s just not fucking doing it is it?”. The super size dildo is again brought into play this time attached to a strap-on to guarantee mega-satisfaction for our overly horny minx. The toy is maybe a bit too large for arse action so Tony gets to dip his dick straight into her round ass for the climax of this quirky, humorous scene.

Rebecca Smythe has the glaziers round but finds out she has to wait longer than she had hoped to get her windows fixed. Being a blonde with big tits she easily convinces them to fast track her needs and leads the younger of the two guys to her drawing room where she wastes no time getting inside his pants. Good news for Rebecca as the older guy returns from phoning his boss, she can get her windows fixed that week! Not to waste a second good cock Rebecca invites him to join in which he happily does and both guys are soon getting their cocks sucked by this horny hottie as she is fingered all the while. More filthy behaviour soon follows as our big-jugged babe indulges in a spot of double penetration action where both her downstairs holes are catered to but still she requires more! We’re treated to a dash of double vag to end the scene before the glaziers finish up by glazing her with their hot cum!

Daisy Rock is after a bit of naughtiness before going out from the very well hung Omar. His mind is soon taken off getting ready as Daisy flaunts her sexy self over the bathtub where she decides to take a piss straight through her sexy black underwear. Omar is invited to take off these soaking wet knickers and naturally, happily obliges and is then treated to a sloppy sucking of his massive fuck tool, Daisy swallowing every last inch of it with ease. The fellatio doesn’t go on for too long though before Omar is stretching her pink fuck hole wide open, Daisy enthusiastically as ever taking his full length and loving each deep thrust with a genuineness that shines with her every moan and groan. A quick blowjob break is followed by all out ass action with Daisy riding the large black pole until she has cum oozed all over her. Along with Starr’s earlier performance, the movies second must see scene.

Sam Bond’s hubby expects his tea to be on the table when he gets in from work but instead is confronted by a very horny wife in need of some relief. He takes a tiny bit of convincing but soon decides he can wait to fill up his belly and decides to fill the missus up with his throbbing dick. There’s plenty of oral dished out in this scene before the pounding starts, Sam taking slaps from a paddle as she is fucked doggy on the couch while making sure she gets max pleasure by using a vibrator to help stimulate herself further. It’s a decent enough scene but nothing worth getting too excited over in comparison to the previous three though Sam does give some very fucking hot head.

Finally we have the milftastic Georgina getting intimately acquainted with Tony James and French fuck machine Pascal as she arrives at their house and sits herself down between them on the couch. This sexy black haired babe lays back and is stroked and licked by her dual stud combo, becoming quickly aroused, before taking to the bedroom to continue the dirty play. Both cocks are suitably sucked then Georgina is in for a double arse stuffing from these two horny gents which she takes on with ease leading to her having her bum drenched in a double load of sticky man juice.

In short, Some Mothers Do Shag ‘Em is a fun filled Brit flick that does exactly what it sets out to do (that’s get you off of course!) and is full of everything you could want and a wee bit more (double vag AND double anal!). Starr and Daisy put in outstanding performances as usual proving yet again that they’re up there with the cream of the UK porno crop, it’s worth seeing for these two scenes alone. This movie will without a doubt have fans of the older woman ready to burst and also serve as a nice introduction to the MILF genre for those less familiar with the more experienced woman’s sexual charms. Just don’t expect any Frank Spencer references!

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Sweeter

Posted in Anal, New Releases on October 7th, 2007 by admin

Six scenes of threesome lesbian pussy play all featuring blonde Budapest babe Sophie Moone? Surely not! Yep, it’s true, get ready to see one of the finest pieces of European ass getting frisky with a bunch of her friends in a sapphic special of pure lust.

First off Sophie teams up with a couple of girls by the namse of Miriam and Nella who are unknown to me so I don’t know which is which, but they’re both pretty hot all the same. The trio are in matching, albeit different coloured, underwear and get straight down to business. Sophie is sandwiched between these two dark haired lovelies and is stroked, fondled and kissed, looking ridiculously hot all the while. She’s soon returning the favour and sets about licking one of the girls through her G-string before pulling it to one side and revealing her pussy which is soon given some titillating tongue treatment. Soon in need of more penetrative action, Sophie produces a rather large black dildo which she proceeds to suck on ready for entry into her lucky playmates piece of pink. Sophie then swaps pussies and proceeds to let the other girl in on her cunnilingus skills while being licked from behind. The dildo is brought back into play, Sophie skilfully inserting it and thrusting away while rubbing one of the dark haired lasses clits in order to give her max Moone pleasure.

Next up is scene titled ‘Girls’ Night Out’, Sophie is having some drinks with a couple of her gorgeous pals, but not for long! The fact Sophie isn’t wearing any underwear under her short green dress soon puts the drinking on hold in favour of a triple pussy workout with Sophie on her knees atop a table receiving a licking and fingering from behind from hot Czech blonde Klara G while giving some finger fun to auburn topped Sonya. Klara then takes her place on top of the table for a Sophie seeing to and soon Sonya is up there taking a double fingering from the blondes, bringing her to orgasm in no time. The last dose of pleasure is given to Sophie as the two other girls take to her pussy and bring her off to a very welcomed climatic finale.

In ‘Girlfriends At Home’ Sophie is joined by fellow Hungarian honey Sophie Paris and then Leanna Paris, who has been invited over by Sophie for a carnal cunt workout. Upon her arrival the girls waste no time in getting more familiar with each other on the bed with some sensual kissing and stroking of each others hot bods. The more intimate fun soon begins as Miss Moone takes Miss Paris’ fingers into her glistening pussy while making sure Leanna is certainly not left out by giving her the Moone pussy licking treatment. Out come the dildos and the two Sophie’s moan and groan as they take them inside their pleasure holes. Leanna was a bit left out during the dildo play but gets more than she could have hoped for by taking a double dose of dildo into her juicy twat manned by these two hot blondes!

Now, I’ve only touched upon half of this lusty lesbian flick, there’s another three scenes of equally as horny lesbian threeways with Sophie both giving and receiving a whole load of horny pussy play with her Euro hottie pals that will satisfy any lover of sensual girl on girl sex. In a movie which features Sophie Moone in every scene and in threeway action all the way through no less, you’d be a fool to miss it! Oh, and if for some bizarre reason the sex doesn’t do it for you, Sophie’s accent alone will maybe do it for you!

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Footballers Go Wild

Posted in Celebrities on October 6th, 2007 by admin

Those filthy footballers have done it again! When Strictly Broadband were sent some saucy home video footage of soccer stars Leroy Lita and Stefan Postma getting up to no good, they did the sensible thing and created this shocking compilation which includes not only these two new celeb scenes, but the original footie fuck tape shot by Rio Ferdinand, Frank Lampard and Keiron Dyer on holiday.

So this film opens with this already famous group sex scene, as the three filthy footballers take some girls back to their hotel room for a dirty group shag. Of course, being a home movie the quality is not amazing, but this just adds to the voyeuristic appeal, we’re watching something really intimate here and as these are recognisable international football players, it’s a real thrill.

The second scene is truly scandalous, here we get a real glimpse at the secret sex lives of sportsmen, and it’s not what you’d expect! Former Aston Villa goalkeeper Stefan Postma shot this clip with an ex-girlfriend, she’s a hot blonde but she’s not getting pounded in the way you’d expect. Instead, she’s standing over Stefan wielding a large strap on and demanding he suck it. Kinky and shocking stuff, as Stefan swallows the dildo eagerly, and him and his lover exchange dirty talk throughout the session. They’re both very up for it, and you can hear the porn video they’ve been watching playing in the background - this is one adventurous couple!

As any straight guy would, Stefan makes it clear that he’d rather be licking her pussy, but still does exactly what he’s told and licks away at his girls fake cock and jacks him self off. Really naughty stuff, and even if it’s not really your thing it’s worth a look, they both sound so turned on and as the film draws to a close, they’re even talking about Stefan taking that dildo up his ass! It’s a shame that the movie ends before we get to see any Postma pegging action!

Young star Leroy Lita gets lucky in the last scene, where he films himself shagging a bootylicious babe, although he doesn’t seem to impressed by her in this hot POV footage. Clearly too cool to fuck, Leroy sings along to an R&B track and makes faces at the camera, but then- luckily for us - focuses back on the bouncing butt of his playmate, as she does all the work on his cock. It’s a good thing she’s got a great ass, as that’s all we get to see of this mystery lady. She’s enjoying herself and Leroy looks pretty pleased with himself for bedding this tattooed babe. There’s a few great shots of his cock sliding in and out of her tight pussy, and she does some impressive ass shaking and bouncing that looks like a lot of fun. You really should check out this young athletic lad getting laid!

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Cum Fly With Me

Posted in Group Sex, New Releases on October 5th, 2007 by admin

I’m especially excited to be reviewing Cum Fly With Me as it’s a bit of an in-house effort, made in association with Strictly News. It’s the debut from porn journalist Alexander Paul, who had seen uninspiring porn too many times and said he could do better. This film has much more creativity and variety than the average – just check out how many different categories it falls into on Strictly Broadband! The film has lots of fetishistic touches, but it’s still a proper dirty fuck flick.

The first scene stars Kaz B and JJ. They’re an off-screen couple which is kinda sweet, I guess, well, as sweet as hardcore porn gets. They’re screwing in a plane, and making full use of props by getting down on the seats and on a hostess trolley. She’s wearing a little black rubber dress, which is very pretty but I’m sure not very comfortable flight apparel. Other people are sitting around the plane, some watching, and some ignoring it (which is actually much more creepy!) Cute and dirty as this couple may be, the scene is stolen by the occasional glances of rubber air hostess Lala. The air hostess is definitely one of the less-explored uniform fetish clichés, and the girl herself is stunning. A slender black girl with huge, fierce eyes and a mohawk haircut, wearing a House of Harlot rubber air hostess uniform and oozing sensuality – I am in love.

Scene two is more experimental, and they get away with a change in style by billing it as the in-flight movie, Lesbians. It begins with two inflatable rubber aliens in stylised female form. Their costumes and masks (designed by Pretty Pervy) are amazingly creative and pretty as well as scary. Eventually they strip their rubber gear off and get down to some soapy wet DP dildo action. The one downside to this scene is that the cinematography atmospherically fades from scene to scene, which sometimes makes it difficult to get a clear look at what’s going on, and is tough on the eyes. One of the ways in which you can tell this is a debut film is that sometimes practicality is sacrificed to creativity (but that’s a much preferable situation to the other way around!)

Ah, here come the trolley dollies again! Lala is joined by Suzie Best and they sway down the aisles in matching uniforms. I do hope Easyjet will consider putting their staff in these uniforms before I next go on holiday. Suzie struts over to a naughty nun, Red. Always gotta have nuns on planes in films, don’t you – it’s some kind of rule. Red is frankly fearsome – one for those who like ‘em strict and scary. She exploits the nun stereotype to the max and masturbates with a cross. My one quibble with this scene is that she’s wearing PVC, which is nowhere near as nice as the rubber of the hostesses and Kaz. Too crackly!

The next scene, ‘Whores’ is another diversion from the main plane theme, and this time they excuse is that it’s porn watched in a handheld device by a passenger. The storyline consistency is kept really well, without that meaning there’s too much plot and too little porn. Two tattooed and pierced goth girls, Thorn and Tallulah, meet some johns in a skanky-looking alleyway. These girls look like trouble, like your mother would definitely not approve of you associating with them. This scene is literally filthy, not just lots of explicit sex but it’s nasty, dirty, skanky – for instance, fucking with bottles left on the street. This makes it huge amounts of fun.

Once the passenger finishes watching his porn, it’s time for the camera to follow rubber Suzie to the hostess cabin, where she utilises the plane’s food supplies in a novel manner and DP’s herself with two cucumbers. I wonder if they went in the sandwiches afterwards? Next up, Kaz has snuck away from her boyfriend and Red the nun is definitely not keeping her vow of chastity as they engage in a bit of play with their toys. Cabin pressure is definitely increasing! Meanwhile, Suzie has returned to the main area of the plane and raring for more. She seduces a passenger, who turns out to be that rarest of things in porn – an actually attractive man, and not just a random with a big obedient dick. They get on with some very hot sex, but the passenger next to them is not impressed, he looks mildly annoyed to this disturbance of his flight.

Now Suzie’s back on duty, it’s Lala’s turn for a wank-break. We now wave the main storyline goodbye as the final scenes take place in a fantasy in her head. These BDSM scenes, where she serves under the strict orders of oriental dominatrix Goddess Qing are probably the hottest in the movie, despite their lack of real sex, thanks to the presence of the gorgeous Lala.

Overall, Cum Fly With Me is more creative than it is slick and some of the things like camera angles could be smoother, but it’s a hugely impressive first effort and really puts a lot of boring badly-scripted porn to shame. It also nicely blends the good production values of American porn with the rough-and-readiness of Britporn. Highly recommended. Fly SleazyJet!

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All You Can Eat 2

Posted in Girl/Girl, New Releases on October 4th, 2007 by admin

I’d never heard the term ‘reverse gangbang‘ til I saw this movie. As you can imagine, it’s just like a regular gangbang but the roles are reversed. Instead of one slutty girl taking on a room full of guys, here we have one incredibly lucky guy surrounded by hordes of horny women. Even better - the girls don’t just stick to fucking and sucking the guy, they also get to work on each other with fingers, toys and tongues making for once very steamy sapphic clusterfuck! In this movie we’ve got about 15 girls getting to work on two guys, and it’s very hot!

So not only does this film feature my first glimpse of this rare gangbang variation, it’s also all shot in a very exotic and sunny location, with beautiful girls strutting around in bikinis before they get down to business, and shagging by the side of the swimming pool. The kind of holiday we’ve all dreamt of I’m sure.

The film opens to several of the girls lined up and bent over, nothing but tight bikini bottoms preserving their modesty. They wiggle their asses in a synchronised, hypnotic fashion before it all gets to much and after a quick session of mutual spanking they’re overcome with lust. Stroking and kissing each other, they writhe around at the poolside before bringing out the toys to to play with. Large dildos slide in and out of moist pussies, and the sound of female pleasure fills the air.

A few guys must’ve heard all the moans of pleasure and decide to join in. The girls give a very warm and open mouthed welcome to these hard cocks, swallowing them down eagerly.

A real fuckfest commences, as beautiful girl after beautiful girl gets her pussy filled with the dicks of these lucky guys, piling up in a mass of tanned flesh on the sunloungers by the pool, a few hardcore girls get fucked in the ass and one guy has the innovative idea of lining up a series of girls so their pussies are facing him, and moving down the line giving each one a quick fuck. His friend joins him working on this row of raised asses and waiting pussies, and it’s so hot to see such beautiful behinds all in a row.

Once each girl has had her share of cock, the guys shoot their loads over the faces of little groups of girls. One talented blonde brings her guy to orgasm with her hands, which makes such a pleasant change from watching studs jack themselves to the money shot. She should be proud of herself!

The second scene starts of with a similar ass-shaking line up, but who cares about repetition when you’re getting such excellent close up footage of these tight asses!? Soon these beautiful girls are taking dildos deep inside their pussies, with one stunning pair sharing a crystal clear double-ender that becomes slick with their juices. Two guys eventually join in, turning the mass of girls into two simultaneous reverse gangbangs and whilst guys fuck girls, girls also fuck girls - using strap ons and toys to keep the action going.

With both real and plastic cocks in the equation, the possibilities are endless, and these girls try out almost every variation you could imagine. Some great hard anal takes place as well and this amazing mass of sexuality reaches it’s climax with the well hung studs once again shooting their loads in the faces of all these very happy girls. The dirty ladies exchange cum and kiss each other deeply, and that’s the end of my first reverse gangbang, and everyone in this movie has obviously had all they can eat!

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All Holes Open

Posted in Cumshot, New Releases on October 3rd, 2007 by admin

This is a really quite elegant and stylish (yet still breathtakingly hardcore) offering from hip European studio 21Sextury.

First we are introduced to “naughty teen” Black Angelica. You can tell she’s a teenager by her schoolgirl uniform (tartan micro-skirt, little blouse, tie), which is a bit hackneyed, but the rest of the set up is good: a very hot girl, crystal clear picture, no messing around with ridiculous plot or awkward lines. Oh, no crap soundtrack either. Hurrah! She gets straight down to undoing her clothes, removing her underwear and touching herself. That’s what we like to see!

She’s joined by two identical blond, Germanic studs, identically attired in black briefs and necklaces. Their uniformity highlights that they’re really just part of the furniture, it’s all about the girl. Quickly they’re manhandling her and removing what are left of her clothes. Amusingly, they leave her tie on, presumably to remind you she’s a naughty teen. She gives an incredibly foamy and almost gag-inducingly filthy tandem blow-job to the apparently multiply-orgasmic boys, before going on to every imaginable configuration of fucking.

Moving on to the next scene, starring ‘Anal Sweetheart’ Angelina Crow. She’s clad head to toe in a fishnet bodystocking and heels. She gets herself started off with a butt plug, and plays with herself with her long shiny nails. The nails make me wince a bit – there are some areas of the body far too sensitive for those talons to be rampaging around with so little care. The set up then follows very much the same template as the first one, although this time the guys are slightly less identical (in that one’s Hispanic and one’s black) but it’s still all focused on her.

Stephanie S. is next – a very hot slim brunette with a mane of long hair. This time the girl welcomes us to a bedroom rather than a living room, but basically, by this point we know the drill (although this time her nails have the decency to be less vicious-looking).

This is a bit like robot-porn – all incredibly proficient and dynamic and gleaming. With ruthless efficiency, the boys fuck the girls every which way (including lots of double penetration). And the girls look like they’re enjoying it, but without the fake rictus grin that some porn girls insist on keeping on their face even though you know they must be at least a little uncomfortable.

Next up is a cute auburn-haired girl, Lily Love, wearing a denim micro-mini-skirt. The trailer-trashy outfit doesn’t really go with the swish room and luxurious red leather sofa. As a side note, these films are all shot in really, really nice stylish apartments. After watching a few of these scenes it’s easy to start associating sex with really nice interior design. I do hope I’m not developing a fetish, that would be most unfortunate.

What all the girls have in common is they’re all interesting-looking and attractive, pleasingly they aren’t all identical pornoclones as is sometimes a danger with these films. Unfortunately, the last girl, Sharka Blue, is probably the most typically standard porno girl in this film: glossy, blonde, bronzed, wearing one of those bizarre peekaboo swimsuit things that have never been worn by anyone outside of a porn film. She gives the most standard porno performance of the film – growling, grunting and moaning. But this is only bad as it’s a little out of place here – there’s nothing really wrong with her performance. And what she lacks in subtlety she makes up with in enthusiasm. In fact, she seems to be so insatiable she has to finish herself off after the boys are spent.

This is a good, honest-to-goodness filthy fuck film unpolluted by convoluted set-ups and awkward badly-delivered lines – just lets the performers get on with what they’re good at. In the future, when everything is perfect and efficient, all porn will be like this. Highly recommended.

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Touchwood

Posted in Fetish, New Releases on October 3rd, 2007 by admin

I always look forward to new releases from Film Erotica, there’s something very British about them. Maybe it’s the slight touch of class that starts with the dvd packaging (really, you’ll never see any other porn packaging that looks like this - minimal, stylish and slightly abstract, it certainly stands out) and continues through the movie, or the fact they despite this class they contain some really filthy sex acts, or the fact that the performers are always top notch British talent. It might be the storylines, which are kept simple but are always fun and provide the context for the plentiful erotic encounters, or the very British spanking scenes which are a signature move of this studio. All these factors add up to create great porn, which may not be the most stylish on the UK market, or the highest budgeted, but certainly makes these movies unique.

Their latest offering is Touch Wood (which has a very familiar title…) I was delighted to see that the pure white box cover promised Renee Richards in a starring role, as well as Isabel Ice (who is fast becoming another favorite of mine) and the incomparable Lolly Badcock. If you also take into account that Suzie Best and Alexis May also appear in the film… well, you can’t really go wrong.

The film opens with a scene reminiscent of the movie Secretary, as Alexis May enters the office of her employer, Steve, who reprimands her for not bringing him any biscuits with his coffee. He then notices that she’s not wearing the outfit that he requested for that day, but clearly decides that her short denim skirt is a good substitute when he suggests she give him a blowjob in the time before his next appointment.

Alexis is a genuinely pretty girl, who looks amazing with her dark curls of hair falling around her face and a hard dick in her mouth, she’s not even distracted from the job in hand when her superior continues asking questions about biscuits mid-blowjob. It’s the perfect office fantasy, as he remains seated at his desk the whole time, not removing any clothes but merely unzipping his fly to allow her access to his lengthy dick. Alexis does remove some clothing though, thankfully, meaning we can check out her amazing, natural tits swaying as she bobs up and down on his cock, and she even gives him a hot looking tit wank in her impressive cleavage. Unfortunately for us (and the boss!) their encounter reaches a premature conclusion when they are interrupted by the arrival of his 11 o’clock appointment - Renee Richards - who we learn is an ‘old slag’ who has written a book about sex, she’s there to be interviewed by Steve.

As they chat about the book and, entertainingly, about Renee’s porn star friend Suzie, Alexis gets up to no good with another visitor to the office. This time it’s her turn on the receiving end of the oral, and we at last get to see her in a state of undress. She lays back, moaning in pleasure and toying with her nipples, as her new friend go to work on her perfect shaven pussy. After no time at all, her body is convulsing in orgasm, but football star Marcello doesn’t leave it there and continues to pleasure her until she’s absolutely breathless. This is almost romantic, with lots of eye contact between the couple and both of them obviously enjoying very real pleasure. She goes on to show off her blowjob skills once more, deep throating him with ease. This pairing are clearly into each other, genuinely getting off on each others bodies and it’s so hot to watch. They’re interrupted by Steve and Renee, but this horny pair just join in the action. It’s a real treat to see the two brunette beauties getting bent over the sofa and fucked. The action maintains it’s real-life feel, I think this is partly to do with the camera work which uses long sweeping shots instead of fast paced edits, or the natural soundtrack of pants and moans,, either way, it really feel like you’re looking in on a genuine orgy. It helps that both girls are incredibly hot! Things get filthier as Renee fingers and licks at Alexis’ asshole, whilst both girls pussies are being filled with cock, and also takes Steve’s cock in her mouth as it comes fresh from Alexis’ pussy. Dirty girls indeed, and almost too hot to handle, as proven when Marcello unexpected cums deep inside Alexis, leaving her to drip his spunk from her pussy, all over his cock. I think we can assume that Renee gets the publishing deal she was after!

We next see Miss Richards in the shower, lathering up and caressing her curves, before joining her lover, Isabel Ice, in the bedroom. Renee is meant to be on her way out, but who could resist staying in bed with a naked Isabel? As any of us would, Renee decides to risk being late and climb on top of Isabel for a passionate make out session which leads to some very sexy girl-on-girl fun. Here Isabel has a full but tidy bush, which will definitely do it for those fans of the natural look, and Renee shows that she’s just as good with the girls as she is with the guys. This scene was a bit of a surprise, as I’m used to seeing Isabel in fairly hard and rough style sex, and this was instead, a sexy and sensual lesbian shag, she’s clearly a versatile performer, and it’s a real turn on when she makes her self cum when instructed to by Renee.

Lucky Isabel - once Renee finally leaves for her meeting the two horny studs from the earlier scenes arrive. She’s still in bed, so it just seems natural that the guys join her, especially as Isabel is a big fan of the hunky footballer Marcello. They charm their way into her bed by first offering her a massage, and quickly getting naked. This is the Isabel I’m used to seeing, taking on two guys for a furious fuck session and getting fucked in the pussy, ass and mouth. She begs for a dp, and of course, that’s what she gets. Fantastic filthy stuff which Isabel is clearly loving ever minute of.

Unfortunately for Renee, the meeting she’s running late for is with the very strict Lolly Badcock, who is most unimpressed by the tardiness. To teach Renee a lesson, she gives her a through spanking, humiliating her with dirty talk and verbal abuse.

Renee’s ass quickly reddens, and she looks irresistible in her stockings with her perfect ass in the air bent over Lolly’s knee.

Lolly’s dominant dirty talk is amazing and a real turn on, no matter how aroused she gets she’s always ready to keep Renee in line with a few harsh words and she takes absolute control, stretching and filling Renee’s pussy as she administers the punishment.

Renee makes a great submissive, never fully submitting to Lolly but instead subtly challenging her to step things up a bit. The powerplay between them makes this scene not just a turn on but also fascinating to watch as these two sexy, strong women struggle to make the other submit to their whims. Generally, and unsurprisingly, it’s Lolly who usually gets the upper hand. These girls have also got a great selection of toys, including a double-ended dildo which they pound together, taking it so deep that their pussies are touching. This is real, raw, uninhibited fucking, and its unlike anything I’ve seen before, with both girls reaching orgasm from the double-ended dildo alone.

After that explosive scene, Renee’s porn star pal Suzie Best is accompanying her to a meeting with an adult industry professional whose deviant reputation has Renee in need of moral support. The sex writer has been intending to interview this sleazy French guy, but he convinces her that to really understand him she needs to fuck him. He goes right for the feet, really enjoying the stocking-clad toes of both girls. Luckily Suzie and Renee are very good friends and have no trouble getting it on with the same guy and with each other! They fuck in a myriad of positions in his office, surrounded by pornographic pictures torn from magazines. Throughout the scene Pascal arranges the girls into the positions he wants, creating his own erotica tableau to echo the ones that decorate his walls.

This is Film Erotica’s best offering so far, with some of the most intimate and natural sex scenes I’ve seen, all filmed in a very professional style which means you can see every detail, and in the fact that you see genuine orgasms from all the female stars…well, what more do you want!?

Touchwood