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Rogue Traders 2

Posted in Cumshot, New Releases on November 29th, 2007 by admin

Film-makers Relish appear to making a claim for the crown currently owned by European kings of glamour-porn, Private, and (save perhaps for Harmony) they look to be not far off taking it, if at least for the UK alone.

Opting to steer clear of anything too outlandish, the plot line cunningly applies itself to the once tired [sic] & tested ‘visiting workman’ theme favoured by nearly two decades of the jaunty adult directors of yesteryear, yet this time round applying modern looks, personalities and sexual practices. You’ve got to thank someone up there at Tongue In Cheek Ltd. for taking the initiative to improve on something of a near-forgotten tradition in plotlines for sex on screen.

Kicking off the feature, a lookalike for Hollywood’s Giovanni Ribisi engages the always-sexy Franki in some surprisingly competent acting to approach the time honoured “look what I’ve found” sex toy discovery gambit, but this time round receiving a no nonsense response. How the times have changed!

Straight in, continuing the ‘no nonsense’ ethic, the couple set to it on a pile of full bin bags. Throughout this production, it’s clear that Relish have taken time to cast their female roles, each starlet sporting impressively tight bodies and being neatly trimmed, it soon becomes obvious that this is miles away from the step-above-amateur looks of the golden age of 80s & 90s British porn. Whilst not having sizeable or enhanced breasts, the rest of this scene star Franki is more than adequate!

It’s only half way through that the full extent of our male star’s size is revealed, and it lends much to the duration of the scene in knowing exactly what Franki is dealing with. Top marks go to our willing binman for keeping his work clothes on for longer than most could, given the situation.

This early on, the camerawork has set its own benchmark of new angles and good lighting and supports the mood throughout. Overall, it’s a very believable scene, even from the roles to the sex itself. Sincere thanks much also be given to the comic surprise after the cumshot. Good work.

From the supporting artwork to the script, Rogue Traders 2 makes good business of its sly sense of humour. A nod to the past sees two honestly great looking girls setting to painting (over a truly garishly pink with ‘biscuit’!) in overalls, lingerie and high heels. The perhaps unfortunately ever-present Steve Hooper comes to reverse the standard roles by firing his apparent workers and is repaid with some fantastic threesome action. The oral alone deserves watching, if only for the pity that Northern blonde Michelle B (supplying some of the best breasts this side of Natalie Heck) has to stop speaking.

The comparatively silent Sarah Twain is amazing to watch. Her tanned body is almost impossibly toned and finally seeing her take Hooper’s length is fantastic, only to be bettered by Michelle repeatedly tasting her friend on his cock.

Both girls seem experts of oral, both on men & women alike and this scene definitely serves as the highlight of the film. Then, as if things couldn’t get any better, Sarah is taken up the arse in a brilliant position whilst her cohort uses a vibrator whilst watching - which us then used to DP Twain, and finally forced in her own mouth. If only TV’s Home Improvement or Changing Rooms could take the hint…

Introducing a foreign element to the mix, an electrician character manages to fix a fuse as soon as he blows one on seeing the European, lingerie clad starlet of this scene, who plays the innocent role extremely well. A bedroom situation was maybe needed in this film, and the basic need for good, desperate sex is well met here - potentially a scene for couples.

It’s great to see an actress masturbate during sex, and it features heavily in this scene; there’s definitely enough to cater for both men & women’s needs all the way. This time around, the male star comes over as the most toned, with a finely tanned body and good length, the camera angles notably providing his angle at many points. Another fantastic and comic ending is given to a great scene.

Micro-skirts aplenty, spot-on acting sets the next girl-on-girl scene up to be a winner. The comedy is briefly restored in the dialogue as a great reminder that there’s a time and a place for everything.

There’s no greater way in to some balls-to-the-wall, posh-girl lesbian fetish action than getting straight to the point after a brilliant setup. A totally convincing sub/dom relationship is strong and clear, but better still is the Tanya Hyde-esque penchant for anal attention, of which there is plenty.

Both actresses play to camera at all the right points and present everything that you’d expect to see from toy laden, messy sex. The audio is great in this scene, making sure that it’s worth turning the volume up for the combination of strict commands and moaning.

The dom, Renee Richards, knows what she’s doing as she takes to her strap-on with authority whilst not making it too harsh for even fetish newcomers to enjoy - it could may serve as valuable eye opener for some!

A winning moment is given when we see Tammy struggling to swallow some fake cock, followed by some truly deep vaginal/anal tongue work. A welcome surprise is given with some double-end dildo fucking as both stars fuck each other with some great and violent grinding.

If you think the skirts couldn’t get any smaller, in the next scene a frustrated housewife manages to get things going with some fervent masturbation filmed in a ‘hidden camera’ style format. Reality sets in and our well famed washing machine engineer character gets to business where he’s supposed to.

We’re finally treated to some solid man-on-woman oral work before overalls are tugged down, deep throat work deployed followed by the introduction of a (impressively tattooed) second man. All angles are covered in this relentless fuck-fest, including some well deserved double penetration. Fans of elaborate cumshots will love the end of this scene and feature.

Rogue Traders 2

Michelle B Analizing Europe

Posted in Anal, New Releases on November 29th, 2007 by admin

Blonde, beautiful and busty, Michelle B has classic porn star looks and the sexual appetite to match. Here she takes her sexy Brit self and heads off to Europe - Prague in fact - to see what perverted pleasures lay in store for her over there. She’s heard all about the sexy Czech boys and girls and wants to get over there to check them out herself. After watching some of the Euro porn starring these Czech beauties, I can’t say I blame her!

As her first conquest happily points out, Michelle is horny, dirty and nasty, and the guy in question is thrilled at this. Desperate to fuck Michelle, the guy - JJ - follows Michelle back to her flat but they don’t even make it through the door before he’s groping and licking her breasts.

Once they let go of each other long enough to make it to a private space, Michelle is down on her knees and sucking cock like the pro she is. A very wet, noisy and enthusiastic bit of oral follows, with the Czech stud fucking our Brit chicks face as encourages him with dirty talk. Soon Michelle’s on top and riding that cock for all it’s worth, moving quickly to anal (hence the title of the film!) the lucky stud gets the ride of his life and Michelle goes all out pounding his hard cock. Very sexy stuff. Finishing with a popshot right over Michelle’s breast, this scene sets a high standard for the rest of the movie.

Luckily the following scenes are equally good quality and equally hot, as you’ll see in the next scene where Michelle is joined by the curvy Czech chick Victoria. Michelle outlines her plans - she’s going to lick Victoria’s pussy until she’s covered in girl cum - and that’s exactly what she does. After warming up with some nipple play of course!

The pair of blonde babes sixty nine, both dressed in white lingerie they clearly know how to make each other happy and by the sounds of it they’re having a very good time. They bring out the toys, and Michelle gets to work with a red dildo on Victoria’s shaven snatch, before leaving Victoria to pleasure herself and filling her own pussy with her fingers. The two masturbate simultaneously, and loud, over the top screams fill the air as they reach orgasm. If you like a quiet sex scene, this one is not for you!

The all-girl action comes to an end when a waiter turns up, he asks for a tip but instead Michelle gives him a good ass fucking with a cute pink strap on. The two girls successfully make this waiter their bitch. After ravaging his young asshole, they tell him to fuck off, and once more turn their attentions on each other.

The third scene is a more straightforward boy-girl fuck, featuring outrageously hot oral, tit wanks and some fierce and furious fucking that ends with a open-mouthed facial. The interaction and conversation between Michelle and her partner in this scene, Dillon, really make it worth watching.

Then Michelle heads to a strip club with some girlfriends. After some highly erotic pole dancing, Michelle climbs up on the stage for a raunchy all-girl threeway which must have made the other club-goers very happy!

This scene also stars the very dirty Lolly Badcock, and as always she puts in a killer performance. Michelle fucks both her girlfriends with large dildos, and everyone pounding their pussies hard with these big toys. This is your chance to see these two top Brit babes - Michelle and Lolly - working together, and it’s one great scene.

Michelle’s travels round the streets of Prague have led to to sexy Sarah, picking this hot chick up the street, Michelle has only one thing in mind - girl-girl fucking and full on pleasure. It seems she made a good choice, Sarah is absolutely beautiful and a right horny little minx. the two blondes romp of the sofa in an unmissable style.

With some great looking Czech talent, and two big name UK stars, this is a great mix of Euro and Brit porn.

Analizing Europe

Tit Teazer Files

Posted in Cumshot, New Releases on November 22nd, 2007 by admin

Promising ‘perfect breasts and hot fucking‘ this tit-focused title from Viv Thomas explores the case of a breast-obsessed waiter at a fancy hotel.

Narrated by a busty lady who tells the tale of this randy waiters exploits, this movie shows in explicit and dirty detail exactly what was going on behind the scenes at this hotel. The scenes are packed with stacked babes and some hot seductions.

The first encounter with our young waiter sees him slightly distracted at work by a horny customer wearing a very short skirt. This busty brunette slowly unbuttons her blouse, barely even noticing the randy waiter who can’t take his eyes of her. She slowly and seductively plays with herself, stroking her breasts, sliding down her bra straps, all the time teasing the eager waiter who can’t wait to get his hands on those perfect boobs.

When the time comes for her main course, her offers her a portion of his finest meat, which she willingly accepts. At last those awesome boobs are released and the lucky chap gets to work pleasuring this beautiful hotel guest.

Some nice POV shots lead into the start of a fantastic looking tit-wank, as those massive mammaries slide up and down his cock, embracing his member as the brunette babe licks and sucks the head of his cock. Soon they are fucking on the restaurant table, and then this talented slut uses her boobs and her mouth to excellent effect and collects her own serving of sauce, of course, it covers her cleavage.

this scene takes a while to get going, although the long and sexy tit tease is an artform in itself, and the final tit-wank and cumshot is a great finale.

A picnic that turns into a playful girl girl scene is up next, as the pairing of blonde and brunette babes. The sunshine has clearly helped heat things up for this pair of playmates, as in no time at all they’ve stripped out of their skimpy tops and are oiling each other up. They rub against each other, nipple to nipple, and gently kiss and lick each others breasts in a very sweet and tender way.

Again, this scene is slow, but it’s very sexy, and there’s no need to rush this lovemaking. Just sit back and enjoy the visual treat of these girls grinding against each other, licking pussy and enjoying each others busty bodies.

They have some fun getting their nipples rock hard, before the settle down to the serious business of making each other cum. Cue some intense oral sex and vibrator play, all taking place under the voyeuristic eye of that horny waiter.

Clearly now in the mood for some busty action, our waiter sneaks a peek at at horny couple. This lucky boyfriend has a girl whose happy to model underwear in a sexy strip show…she just can’t decide which ones she likes best so models several sets of sexy lingerie for her bloke before the temptation gets too much and he just has to get his hands of her beautiful slim body. A sexy scene with lots of focus on her breasts, of course, which ends with a really racy tit-wank.

Whilst this film is fantastic for boob fans, I found it a little too slow in place. The sensual and sexy approach might work for some people, and it does work here in a teasing way, but I prefer my sex scenes louder and more aggressive. If that gonzo style is not for you, this gentle and seductive movie might be exactly what you’re looking for.

Tit Teazer Files

Mouth Meat 7

Posted in Blow Jobs, New Releases on November 22nd, 2007 by admin

Mouth Meat 7 is a compilation featuring five of the best blowjobs scenes from some of infamous director Jim Powers’ vast output of weird and wonderful filth. One thing I’ve always noticed about Powers’ movies is that the cocksucking is always hot and incredibly filthy, so a mixed bag of throat gagging fun is welcome indeed.

The first scene sees ebony hot thing Misty Stone playing with her pussy inside a transparent acrylic cube that is soon surrounded by three hard and ready studs who proceed to slap their cocks on the box, teasing our temporarily trapped totty. The lid is lifted and Misty is raised onto the floor where she proceeds to alternate between the trio of throbbing members, dishing out some saliva-heavy head as she sucks and has her mouth thrust at until she is demanding spunk, which the guys generously provide.

Next up sees shaven Asian stunner Candace Nicole in a one-on-one suck scene with a tattooed rocky-type dude. There’s no teasing intro here, Candace is simply confronted by a single stiff cock which she is more than happy to wrap her lips straight round and start gagging away on. Within the first three minutes the spit is dripping down between and over her gorgeous mammaries as she continues to blow her guy until she has cum all over her face and in her well used mouth. Lot’s of close up POV action and much enthusiasm from Candace make this one outstanding blowjob scene.

In a scene from Powers’ ‘Black Snake Boned’, adrunk-acting Cindy Crawford dances merrily to a room full of black guys. She starts off lightly, going through the guys one by one, cramming their mammoth rods of meat into her wanton mouth. Before long, seven guys circle around her and not one cock is left out of the fun as she busily distributes her suck skills to one and all. After around fifteen minutes of hot cocksucking action, Cindy is showered in load after load of jizz, fresh fuck-juice arrives in her wide open and ready mouth, glazing her lips and face in the compilations finest scene.

The perspex box is back, this time with blonde hottie Chelsea Rae inside looking a tad nervous as three guys get an eyeful of this gorgeous babe who is instructed by one of them – a guy who doesn’t feature in the actual blowjob part of the scene - to “Show them your cunt”. Chelsea does as she is told, slowly opening her legs to expose her perfect pink twat which she proceeds to rub, much to the delight of her leering pervs. Out of the box, she begins chowing down and being face fucked, sometimes ramming two cocks into her mouth at the same time. The action is up close and personal all the way, Chelsea looking hot throughout as she salivates and gags over huge black dicks.

The final scene features cute blonde Faye Runaway getting her face fed by a lone stiffie. Opening in a POV style she says, ”I wanna suck that big cock of yours”, before doing exactly that. Sexy glances to the close up camera make you feel part of the action for the first five minutes of the scene then it’s followed by some sloppy deep throat action and a face fuck before she receives a creamy treat for all her hard head work. Great stuff.

For a quick fix blowjob movie, Mouth Meat 7 is well worth considering and is quite a subtle introduction to the work of Jim Powers for the unfamiliar. The scenes featuring Cindy Crawford and Chelsea Rae are the one’s I’d recommend most, mainly due to the sheer hotness of the girls but that’s not to take away from the others, it’s all pretty horny stuff. For the dirtiest one-on-one blowjobs or for filthy blow-bang action, do yourself a favour and check this out!

Mouth Meat 7

Registered Nurse

Posted in Anal, New Releases on November 22nd, 2007 by admin

My personal preference for all things medical has been well documented throughout this site, so it will come as no surprise to see that this Smash Pictures release has made it as one of my top porno picks of the week. Registered Nurses sees 5 top adult stars pulling on the latex gloves and getting ready to give some very through examinations in a series of scenes which beautifully demonstrate how we all wish those trips to the doctor would turn out.

Just the line up of red and white uniforms on the movie cover was enough to get me in the mood, these little nurse look so cute in their (very!) short skirts, stockings and high heels. A glimpse of curvy ass peeking from beneath the hem of her dress, a burst of cleavage as one naughty nurse leans forward, a flash of smooth thigh meeting stocking top - it’s irresistible, and you certainly don’t get them like this on the NHS!

In a refreshing break from the nurse porn norm, here no time is wasted with long and vaguely ridiculous medical set ups and plot lines. None of the studs are requesting emergency medical treatment on their throbbing cocks and there’s no horny patients in need of a quick fuck to sooth their pain. All this hospital-based cheese is done away with and replaced with long, lingering shots of the girls showing off their hot bodies and adorable outfits. Diving right into a stroke-worthy tease is the perfect way to turn up the heat before the sex scenes, and that’s exactly what happens here.

The only problem with this is that the nurse fantasy only really extends as far as the outfits, but it does mean that this movie will appeal to those who aren’t so surgically-inclined, and when the girls look this damn good in the nurse get up, it’s not so much of a problem.

Trinity Post is the only nursey girl to not wear the regulation white uniform, this must be because, as she tells us, she’s the nurse who likes to fuck. And fuck she sure does, but not before getting us all in the mood with a sexy dance show. With her red stockings and matching red panties, Trinity looks stunning, but what really makes her look stand out is the fact that she keeps her glasses on. Who said guys don’t make passes at girls in glasses? I can’t imagine anyone would be able to resist making a move on this bespectacled beauty, and there’s definitely something appealing about a girl who sucks cock whilst gazing up through her glasses frames. And guess where the cumshot lands? Yup, spunk covered specs are a real sight to behold.

In a skimpy white outfit and shocking red porno pumps, Annette Schwarz gets really dirty in an alleyway with two drunken tramps. She starts out with good intentions - trying to get them to quit drinking - but her horny side quickly takes over and she can’t resist getting two cocks in her mouth. Obviously she goes for the bad boys! This Euro tramp has a body to die for, and she really knows how to work it, and as an added bonus, she makes some adorable noises during sex - as she’s fucked in the pussy her mouth is simultaneously filled with cock, somewhat stifling her moans, and the end result is some very cute and horny sex sounds.

This dirty little nurse is well and truly penetrated by her rampant tramps, getting spitroasted and dp’d in an awesome scene - just as you’d expect from the incredible Miss Schwarz. Her smiling blowjob finish and full-on facial end the scene in style!

Gwen Diamond climbs up on a medical chair for her intro, spreading her legs wide in the stirrups and showing that she’s ready for what’s in store for her. Things get a little bit fetishy here, what with the stainless steel and leather chair and the man she finds, chained to the wall. Luckily for Gwen, this fella has a monster cock, it’s huge, and she really does her best to take his full length in her mouth. As she rides his cock on the examination table, you can tell he;s doing a good job of filling her up. nice and rough in place, this is an enthusiastic scene with some kinky elements and it ends with yet another fantastic facial.

Isabella Pacino has been described as a ‘walking wet dream’ and she lives up to that promise here, looking incredibly hot in tight highs and a tight white outfit. A sultry brunette with captivating eyes and a body made for trouble, Isabella find an unlucky boy trapped in a cage. To make him slightly more comfortable in his confinement, Isabella gives him some sexual therapy in this red hot scene. She deep throats his cock through the bars of his prison, before he reaches through the bars to pound her pussy. Isabella enjoys it so much she gets in the cage for further fucking adventures, riding her stud and loving every second of it. It’s a real turn on to see this smoking babe in action.

The next nurse is the beautiful black babe Marie Luv. She’s devastatingly sexy, all pouty lips and come-fuck-me eyes, and surprisingly this scene is the first to take lace in something resembling a medical clinic. After being kissed all over her sexy slim body, Marie shakes her ass in an irresistible fashion and her partner dives straight in for a good pussy and ass licking session. Sexy stuff. If you’ve seen Marie in action before, you’ll know what an excellent performer she is, and she’s on top form here. As always, the amazing chemistry between the couple really makes a difference, you can tell that these two love fucking each other, and he takes the time to warm up her ass with his fingers before sliding his cock in for anal in several positions. At the end of the scene, make up all smeared and covers in cum, Marie still looks beautiful.

With such hot girls, such cute costumes and plenty of anal action, this is one top quality porno. If these five scenes aren’t enough for you, there’s some hilarious bloopers and great behind the scenes action to enjoy as well.

Registered Nurse

Tied Tickled Fucked

Posted in Fetish, New Releases on November 15th, 2007 by admin

As I’m sure I’ve mentioned many times in my reviews, I love movies by Jim Powers, so I was pretty excited when this latest release landed on my desk. I was even more thrilled when I noticed that it included three of my favorite things - bondage, tickling and sex. I’d heard about tickling and tickle torture being featured in adult movies, but I’d never actually seen it and now was my chance to not only see these hot girls being tickled, but tickled whilst they were all trussed up in bondage. My inner pervert was absolutely delighted.

Tied, Tickled, Fucked does exactly what it says on the tin (well, cover) as four juicy little deviants are bound in rope and chains, tickled with a variety of implements, and then subjected to a hardcore fucking. It’s a simple enough premise but it really works, cutting through all the crap to give some really horny scenes that have just enough of a theme/niche to keep things kinky, interesting and fun.

It’s amazing to see such professional hotties having as much fun as they do in this film, although they made me all tied up, they are giggling, gasping and screaming as any girl would once the tickling starts. It’s a real turn on to see them writhing around trying to escape the tickling hands (of course, they can’t. The bondage stops that) and the cute, girlish giggling and laughing is a nice contrast to the sex sounds that come later in the scenes.

The first star in this movie is the always adorable Dana DeArmond, the full-body bondage and ball-gag stop her from doing much more that roll around laughing and shrieking when the tickling begins, and her cute little feet are well and truly tortured by her tickling tormentor. Soon she’s sucking cock like she was born to do it, taking the whole length inside her and enjoying every inch. Their fucking progresses vis her pussy to her tight ass, and Dana looks blissful as a hard cock pounds in and out her ass, whilst she simultaneously slides her fingers in there as well! Beautiful in a girl-next-door kinda way, Dana is also a filthy tramp who seems happy to take as much as she can in this scene. Sexy stuff.

Jennifer Dark is the second pretty girl to undergo the Tied, Tickled, Fucked treatment, and she takes each of the three acts with equal enthusiasm. Her partner is in a bizarre looking Lucha wrestling mask, but if that doesn’t put you off there’s a lot to be enjoyed here as this pretty brunette with amazing pert boobs, gets a awesome fucking.

The cute blond in the next scene is part of a much cuter set up - no weird mask here, just fun and games with Aubrey Adams and her partner. She looks amazing with her arms and legs bound, being ticked and wearing nothing but tiny white panties. There’s a load of pussy licking in this scene, and Aubrey is a great little cocksucker.

Another blond babe stars in the final scene, this time it’s Kimberley Kane. She clearly likes it rough because in no time at all she’s got make up blurring round her eyes after some intense blow job action. There’s some great chemistry here between her and her partner, with him giving her plenty of verbal direction (which I find especially hot) and Kimberley keeping eye contact with him the whole time she’s got his cock in her mouth.

She thrusts like a piston once she’s on his cock, riding him for all he’s worth and playing with herself at the same time. Kimberley is definitely one hot porn babe.

Innovative, sexy and a fuck of a lot of fun, Tied, Tickled, Fucked is exactly what I look for in a porno. Another excellent work by Jim Powers!

Tied Tickled Fucked

Jennifer Love and Linda Shane

Posted in Masturbation, New Releases on November 15th, 2007 by admin

Whilst the title may suggest that in this Scan Agency release we’ll be seeing two girls getting it on with each other, we in fact see each of these beautiful babes going solo in a few racy masturbation scenes that will certainly inspire some self loving.

With two scenes dedicated to each of it’s stars, this movie is of course a must see for fans of Jennifer or Linda, but there’s also a lot to recommend it to anyone looking for a quick and dirty fix of naked girl action.

Linda Shane is a glamorous blonde and it won’t surprise you to learn shes appeared in several top Private movies - she has the slim and stylish European look that the Private girls so perfectly embody. She inspires very dirty thoughts, but looks so very classy, at least until she starts to lift her short skirt revealing her perfectly pert ass under tight pink panties. Stripping off slowly, she plays with her tanned tits and then, after sliding her pretty panties down her long legs, plunges her fingers into her neat pussy. Filling herself with her fingers, and rubbing her clit, Jennifer moans enthusiastically and very erotically. She brings out a silver dildo, and uses it very effectively to bring herself to orgasm - this is a girl who really knows what she likes!

When we next see Jennifer, she’s in a different room and a different outfit, this time a pale coloured shirt and top that really compliment her golden tan and honey blonde hair. Spreading her legs wide open, she rubs at her pussy, this time making much softer sounds as she turns herself on. Gazing up at the camera, she licks her dildo before filling her pussy with it. She even starts fucking her ass with the toy, and it’s a great turn on to see someone to beautiful and untouchable revealing their secret pervy turn ons.

Jennifer Love is young and cute looking brunette, with her hair in pigtails and a teasing smile on her pretty face. In trainers and sportswear - not your typical porno get up - she looks like the super hot girl next door. Jennifer is also a horny little minx and wastes no time in getting her kit off, and lying back for a good wank. Rubbing her clit furiously, she cums several times then then goes on to use large vibrator on herself, and in no time at all she’s orgasming again.

In her second scene, Jennifer looks so girly and cute in pink. She teases us as she lays on her bed, showing off her ass and licking her toes, then unveiling and playing with her round and bouncy boobs. She got an amazing ass, which she jiggles tantalisingly before she strips out of her underwear.

Her perfect naked form reclines on the bed, before she once again treats us to an excellent solo fuck show.

This film a is real treat, especially if you fancy a change from the usual pairings and group sex that populate so much pornography. If you want to focus entirely on a beautiful girl (and who doesn’t!), then I recommend this movie. It’s amazing how hot such a simple set up can be.

Jennifer Love and Linda Shane

Real Hidden Sex 47

Posted in Amateur, New Releases on November 15th, 2007 by admin

Hmm. Voyeurism.

From the from French verb “voir” (to see) with the -eur suffix, which translates as -er in English, it means a person who loves, or sexualizes, the act of watching. It is also referred to as “scopophilia”, which comes from the Greek “scopos” - meaning “to look” and “philia” to mean love. Roughly translated, this means “the love of looking”.

Most porn fans should be familiar with this concept.

The title “Real Hidden Sex 47” implies that this sort of thing is really popular. Few porn series make into the double figures, let alone the stratospheric heights of making over FORTY volumes. So I thought I would investigate this, clearly an important work, presumably part of a notable ongoing series. Clearly I had missed out on a lot of important plot detail in the preceding 46 episodes, but I felt that my enthusiasm, coupled with a sharp intellect and a keen wit, would allow me to enjoy the work, or at least it would afford a degree of insight into the mind of the voyeur.

The first scene opens with the prologue “My room-mate’s girlfriend, right before she dumped him. Tim, CA”. Alongside, the girl in question is shown vigorously sucking cock. The phrase “I got next!” is enthusiastically appended to the original statement - perhaps by the metaphorical (and conceptual) “voyeur”? or perhaps by the director himself. The question is left open in the mind of the audience.

Next, we see a young lady, in lace panties, astride a young man whose face is obscured. We view the scene through a restricted space, which adds to the sense of illicit eroticism of the scene. The girl is stripped and falls to her knees in oral servitude of the room-mate’s cock. It is very clear that we are watching a real sex act here, not simply some jaded, choreographed daily routine performed by individuals for whom the act no longer holds any meaning. On the contrary - we are watching real, visceral, honest to God sex, between two adults.

The couple continue on, oblivious to our intrusion, and continue to have sex in a very normal manner - including doggy style - defying pornographic convention by denying the viewer a cumshot, leaving the conclusion open to interpretation by the viewer.

We are then informed, via off camera narrative, how the protagonists intend to secretly film a girl without her consent. She arrives promptly, and quickly engages in sexual congress with her co-amateur. We are reminded that the girl is hitherto unaware of the camera. Although she has some initial reservations, she is quickly persuaded that the lurking cameraman poses no threat. He further assures her of his non-threatening nature by (very bravely) admitting that he is gay, and in fact, only interested in seeing cock.

Cock sucking and fucking ensues, in many positions, she is discretely and surreptitiously recorded in her carnal acts of lovemaking. I will refrain from ruining the surprise ending for you, the viewer, but suffice it to say that everyone gets their money’s worth.

In the third and final scene, we see some sexy Spring Break shenanigans - by an extraordinary coincidence, at totally different couple have arrived on the couch from the first scene, and our homosexual auteur is beside himself with joy as he is afforded another opportunity to add to his opus. In the final scene, our story reaches a gripping finale and finally concludes as a very pretty blonde girl sucks the cock of a young boy whose name is probably Chad - and comes away from it having learned a valuable lesson about life.

Real Hidden Sex

Cheating Brit Birds

Posted in Cumshot, New Releases on November 9th, 2007 by admin

I never imagined that I would see infidelity eroticised the way it is in this movie, as four hot wives do the dirty on their absent partners. It’s enough to make you wonder what’s going on at home when you’re not around, but it’s also pretty sexy.

Think about it - these four women are so goddamn horny that one guy is not enough to satisfy them. They love sex so much they can’t get through a day without it, so when their husband or boyfriends not around, they’re gonna get it elsewhere. They crave cock so badly, they they’re prepared to break the taboo of cheating and get their fill whenever they can, even if that means deceiving their partner.

The first naughty girl to cheat on her partner - in this case, her fiancee - is Nikki. She’s crept up to the bedroom with the window cleaner and the scene goes straight in to the action with lots of passionate kissing. Nikki is a sexy British blonde, with a slim tanned body and, quite simply, great tits. She eagerly fills her mouth with the window washers large cock. She takes her time with the blowjob, licking, sucking, playing with his balls and just generally really enjoying herself with his rock hard member. Even when she’s riding his face, getting her pussy licked, this filthy girl can’t keep her hands off the cock. When the fucking really starts, this girl does this amazing undulating thrusting that I can’t really explain, but it looks so hot, and must feel even better. She’s a talented girl, and aren’t we lucky that she’s not wasting those talents with just one man?

Bad girl Kaia is having an affair with her long-haired tattooist. He’s a big rocker type and tiny, tattooed Kaia looks super petite in comparison. With her long slim legs in black stockings, and pretty tattoos on her flat stomach, Kaia gets banged on the kitchen floor. It’s really sexy the way her larger, stronger partner can lift this babe and move her around, making sure he gets the fuck he wants in every position. This cheating babe, shagging around while her partner is as work, brings her tattooist to orgasm all by her self - without the guy jacking off on her face as you so often see in porno - and gladly takes all his cum in her mouth, swallowing every drop.

Alexis May is up next, having her big natural boobs licked by her hairdresser whilst her husband is away. She looks amazing as she gazes up at the camera with a cock in her mouth, and moans with pleasure as she takes Pascal’s full length in an excellent deep blowjob. She really gets pounded by her horny hairdresser and looks amazing bouncing up and down on that hard cock and he shoots his load all over her stomach. This beautiful girl is so damn sexy and really goes for it with some no holds barred fucking in this super sexy scene.

Emily stars in the last scene, she’s picked up a bit of rough, a local barman whose a bit of a badboy, to satisfy her sexual cravings. Emily is a young slut with a cute pink pussy which is quickly filled with Johnny’s cock. He jackhammers her tight pussy, causing her to moan in total pleasure and she gets on top and takes charge like a really horny slut. She raises her pert ass in the air to get fucked doggy style. Emily is fun and cute, the kind of girl that made British amateur porn as popular as it is today. There’s nothing fake about this girl, as the huge grin when she gets a faceful of cum shows.

Cheating Brit Birds

Boss Bitches 9

Posted in Anal, New Releases on November 9th, 2007 by admin

Those of you who dream of a strong women taking control in the bedroom, this series - Boss Bitches - is just for you. The mean bitches, often scantily clad and wielding strap ons - sexually terrorise the horny men who’ll do just about anything to have a chance with one of these glamorous goddesses. Boss Bitches 9, subtitled ‘Insult and Injury’, see three older women playing boss in the bedroom, with fun and sexy results.

The film opens with a glamorous blonde relaxing in her hotel room, her curvy body and thick blonde hair are reminiscent of the golden age of true porn stars. This woman is sexy and she knows it, so when the room service make a mistake with her order, she casually smokes as she purrs her instructions at Steve, knowing that this nervous guy can’t take his eyes off her amazing cleavage. As she strips off in front of this inexperienced hotel employee, she tells him of her reputation in the hotel, and demands that he licks her pussy. With her long legs wrapped around him, this eager-to-please stud gives her a long oral session that has this bitch licking her nipples and moaning loudly. Proclaiming herself to be a kinky bitch, this MILF-esque blonde asks of her partner “Just how happy do you want to make me?” before introducing him to her strap on.This is where this right royal bitch starts getting really mean, ordering her submissive guy around and talking dirty the whole time. A real evil dominant, she takes great pleasure filling his mouth with her plastic cock and telling him how useless he is. The humiliation doesn’t stop there, this chick has plenty of attitude and makes for a great entertaining and horny top as she uses some impressively creative dirty talking to bully and shame the poor hotel worker.

Of course, the strap on action doesn’t end there, and this blonde bitch expertly fucks her fella in the ass. I’m sure this is not what he had in mind when he headed up to her hotel room, though he does see presently surprised but the butt fucking experience!This stunning blonde is an expert humiliatrix, and her superb sexual domination is not to be missed. What a bitch!

The setup for the second scene made me laugh, a cute blonde student is called into her teachers office as he needs to ask her something - why exactly is she carrying a dildo round at school?

She explains that she just feels right carrying it round, and that she feels more like a boy than a girl. The teacher is shocked and starts examiner her more feminine assets. In turn, she shows him how she looks when wearing her cock, and lets him know that she knows exactly how to use it. It’s fun to see such a shy cute seeing girl telling her professor exactly how to suck sock, and taking charge of the situation. It definitely makes a change from the usual student/professor scenes! It’s pretty hot, to see such a slim little girl taking charge, whilst the older guy just bends over and takes it like a man! After giving him a hard pounding, she rewards him with a blow job before letting him cum.

The ‘bitch’ in the last scene is renown for her large clit, and a horny guy is keen to see in, touch it and lick it. As he enjoys himself on her megaclit (it’s definitely a big one) this kinky mistress uses him as her personal ashtray, dropping ash from her cigarette on his head whilst he sucks and licks at her pussy. The bitch in question here appears to be a transsexual, and what could be a very hot scene is mostly disappointing due to the lack of verbal humiliation and dirty talking. Compared to the excellent previous scenes, there’s minimal interaction between the couple which means a lot of the real power exchange is lost.

I recommend the first two scenes, as the cruel but arousing ladies really take charge and there’s some excellent chemistry between the couples.

Boss Bitches

Amateur Bangers

Posted in Amateur, New Releases on November 9th, 2007 by admin

If you want glamorous, untouchable babes with flawless bodies and perfect make up lounging around in nothing but a few stylish pieces of lingerie before indulging in some choreographed sexual athletics, then this is not the film for you. But if you’re more interested in authenticity, in curvy girls shuddering with real pleasure, in hordes of horny people going all out in pursuit of sexual satisfaction, with no thought to how pretty they look whilst doing it, then this is the movie for you.

Filthy British Porn hound Johnny Rebel goes underground at La Chambre, an infamous British swingers club. It’s like walking in to one giant orgy, as the horny housewives and their rock hard husbands go wild in this erotic venue. It’s wall-to-wall fucking, in fact, there’s so much sex going on that it gets hard to follow exactly whose fucking who at some points.

Johnny starts right away with the action, no dialogue here just dirty talk. There’s a pretty young brunette in glasses and kinky thigh high boots, she’s got two guys playing with her tits and she’s fucked by a large shaven headed guy. He bends her over a piece of sex furniture and really pounds at her and she keeps her glasses on the whole time, which is strangely sexy.

A very vocal girl with long blonde hair clearly likes it rough, and she’s the centre of attention for a load of guys in a hot gang bang. Never missing the chance to get a cock in her mouth as well as in her pussy, she also gleefully announces to the camera everytime one of the guys around her shoots his load. Unfortunately, due to so much action happening in the room, Johnny can’t have his cameras everywhere at once and so misses a few of the cumshots.

In another corner of the room, an older woman with short blonde hair mounts a leather sling and gets pleasured by a number of men. With her legs high in the arm and spread wide, her pussy is open to all.

~The guys can’t seem to believe their luck, with three such horny, dirty women available to them in this orgy. The atmosphere is fun and chatty, there’s a great mix of girls - from the loud, glamorous blonde babe to the naturally pretty brunette - and the shagging is just non-stop! It’s a mass of juggling flesh and bouncing boobs!

In the second scene the action moves to a large bed, where a vast number of masked men surround the eager sluts. A forth girl joins them, and once again, it’s just non-stop fucking and sucking, as each girl is joined by a number of guys all ready to do their thing. The brunette lass ‘gets all religious’ screaming “oh god” as she orgasms whilst being fucked hard.

Part 3 sees the action continuing on the bed and of course, it’s an all out filthy fuckfest. It’s actually refreshing to see people moving in front of the camera and girls sucking cock so enthusiastically they don’t look at the camera at all. It shows they’re so into what they’re doing that they’ve hardly even noticed the cameras.

That’s what makes this film so different, this isn’t a performance, these are not porn stars and studs, they are regular horny people having the time of their lives. Real fantasies coming to live on screen, if that sounds like your thing, I suggest you check this out.

Amateur Bangers

Secretarys Day

Posted in New Releases, Stockings on November 6th, 2007 by admin

From the first line of the film, “Step into my office”, I just knew this film would be hot stuff. Now I don’t know about you, but the idea of getting up to no good with the guy from Accounts over my boss’s desk, with that tempting photocopier, or in the boardroom gets me really horny. I love the idea of fucking my co-workers in a glass skyscraper – anyone in the city could see us, if only they looked up.

Whether you want to imagine yourself being the stern boss ordering that cute new secretary to pull up her skirt while she brings you that document in her mouth or you wish you could trade places with the sexy young delivery boys who get to fuck a sassy temp, this is for you.

This film is from slick porn outfit Smash Pictures, who have brought you the notorious Teen Idol series, Legal Skin and Cheating Housewives 3. Quality girls Tory Lane, Lindsay Meadows, Jordana James, Alektra Blue and Samantha Sin show us what they love to do when the boss isn’t looking…

‘Secretaries? What’s a boss to do?’ The film opens in the middle of the action – introducing each of the slutty girls by showing them with cocks in hand, snatch or ass: a taster of the dirty treats to come. My favourite is cover girl Lindsay Meadows in titillating scarlet chiffon underwear, which is exactly what I’ve always wanted in a receptionist.

In the first full-length scene, Jordana James shows a new recruit the ‘extra benefits package’. She’s a shy slender girl in dark-rimmed glasses who takes pleasure in showing off her pert, schoolgirl breasts with their bullet-like nipples released from pretty pink lingerie. She lets the horny new recruit finger her wet cunt before unleashing his thick circumcised cock. She’s young, and she’s very willing let him pack her tight little pussy over the boardroom table. After ramming her on top of the table, he pulls out and cums all over her little ass: he’ll be very happy to accept such a sexy job offer.

In the next scene, Alektra Blue has a naughty secret: as she talks to the boss, that horny new recruit is busy licking her clit under the table. As soon as the boss leaves the office, she moves around her desk, showing off her long tanned legs in a tiny skirt. She sits on the desk to allow him easier access to her pierced twat before bending over him and sucking his cock. He soon bends her over the desk and slaps her ass while edging the end of his cock inside her. They explore lots of positions before he finally cums hard in her mouth.

The brash Tory Lane is bitching about her boss to her friend on the phone in the next scene while playing with her pussy. When two sexy young delivery boys come in, she uses the opportunity to get some fun out of her position. She teases the duo by making them watch her fuck herself, then strips down to a minute g-string while hungrily ripping the two boys’ cocks from their jeans. She plays the greedy slut on her knees: sucking both cocks as furiously as she can. The guys squabble over who will fuck her first but she has a solution – she wants to have both of them at once! This is a neat double penetration scene – she is frantic with lust. What a ‘special package’ that turned out to be!

Sassy receptionist Lindsay Meadows rewards the guy who has been waiting for hours for the boss to meet him. She lets him help her unwind by giving her a massage that swiftly descends to her pussy. She is stripped naked, while he remains clothed: the boss could walk in at any minute. They get up to all sorts of naughty things – best of which is him rimming her stretched ass as she licks her juices off his hard cock. There’s some awesome close-up camera action that shows off their fucking admirably.

In the climax to this sexy offering, Samantha Sin is featured in seamed stockings, stilettos and a cute see-through blouse. She’s a new temp who turns down dates with two guys in the office, because she’s rather just fuck them both at once. She photocopies her exposed cunt as an invitation for a fucking. The two studs can’t believe their luck – soon they’re taking it in turns to ream her ass before they both get to pound her at once.

These cute little minxes in glasses are shown in 150 minutes of naughty workplace-action. There are also some bonus scenes which give you a feel for the girls’ personalities.

Secretarys Day

Fresh Off The Bus 3

Posted in Anal, New Releases on November 6th, 2007 by admin

This is the latest and I reckon the greatest so far of the Fresh Off The Bus series, with five stunning starlets showing director Hazza B’ Gunne why they’re the hottest new girls in porn.

The undisputed star of the show has to be blonde 19 year old Boroka Baus. Her almost total lack of spoken English doesn’t matter the moment she turns her charm on for the camera, showing off her breath-takingly lithe slender figure, her long blonde hair brushing the top of her high round arse cheeks. This girl is almost supernaturally beautiful - even her feet are perfect. Stud Tristan Seagal looks like he can’t believe his luck as she passionately kisses him then sucks his cock like it’s her only reason for living. In return he doesn’t just fuck her, he makes love to her - watch and you’ll see what I mean. As she gets more and more turned on she reveals herself to be a screamer, moaning and groaning with every thrust, getting so loud the sound microphone almost can’t handle it. Usually I don’t like this in porn as it makes it seem so fake, but in this instance it’s utterly convincing. Tristan looks like he’s going to lose control early on, pre-cum shooting from the tip of his cock, but holds it back to give her a thorough seeing-to through a long and passionate scene.

All the starlets here are great however. If you like lean girls like Boroka you’ll also love Janet Joy, in her scene with Danny Boy and Tristan. She has a dancer’s physique, her waist narrowing almost to nothing between the slight swell of her breasts and hips. She has curves where they’re needed though, with a great arse and fat little violet-pink pussy lips. She’s not intimidated by having two studs, and in fact takes control, wanking Tristan hard while offering up her pussy for Danny’s cock. She laughs as her arse is fingered ready for some dick, and then moans and groans through a great DP before receiving buckets of cum over her face.

Something a bit unusual in Janet’s scene is that she gives Tristan’s arsehole a thorough licking. Then Lady Tiffany, in the next scene, does the same to Jon James. Is this a new trend? The boys certainly don’t seem to mind, and in fact Jon leans back and holds his cock and balls out the way so Tiffany can get better access. She’s a bundle of English rosiness, with pale skin and a good line in girl-next-door dirtiness and humour.

All the girls have gorgeous natural figures (lets hope Boroka in particular doesn’t go under the knife - her little tits are perfect as they are), but the award for best breasts here would have to go to Russian new girl Mai Bailey. A sultry dark brunette, she has great full tits with big dark nipples. She’d only been in the industry two weeks when this was filmed earlier this year but lets hope we see lots more of her. Danny Boy takes his time licking her darkly pigmented pussy before she returns the favour on his cock. Then he pulls her g-string aside and firmly fucks her while she braces herself on the back of the sofa.

The other great girl here is 18 year old Eva, from Prague, still a newbie with only two months in the business. She has a cute baby-face framed with golden-blonde hair, but strips to reveal a stunning women’s body. She oozes naughtiness, sucking Danny Boy’s fingers the moment they come into reach and ripping his trousers off in no time. There’s great chemistry here, the two maneuvering around a big armchair to fuck in every position they can. Danny’s covered in sweat as Eva crouches with her feet on the arms of the chair, her pussy perfectly positioned for him to thrust up into.

As you’d expect from a Relish production the filming is top-quality, with plenty of well-lit close-ups and no background music to hide each and every gasp sigh and squelch. Hazza’s intros to each scene are typically over-long and not very funny, though it’s nice to see the girls in their street clothes and no make-up. At over two hours of action and no dud scenes, this is definitely one to set an evening aside for.

Fresh Off The Bus 3

The Porn Supremacy

Posted in Cumshot, New Releases on November 6th, 2007 by admin

The first man of British porn is back with another classic collection of cheeky, horny blokes having their way with beautiful girls, all shot in unmistakable gonzo style.

It’s been a while since I’ve watched any Ben Dover movies, and the formula hasn’t changed much, each scene sees a horny amateur babe getting to work with Mr Dover and his team of studs. Ben and his lads are always so full of randy enthusiasm -like they can’t believe their luck when they get to shag all these sexy girls - and so desperate to get their hands on the near-naked girls that Ben presents them with, you almost forget that these are experience porn studs who do this kind of thing all the time. They’re love of sex, and of the women they have sex with, means every scene looks like a dream come true for these guys.

It’s a nice change, in an industry full of fake breasts and fake orgasms, to see such real pleasure in a sex scene.

Judging by the hairstyles worn by some of the guys and girls, these are older classic Dover scenes, repackaged and re-released. A great collection from the glory days of amateur Brit porn!

In the first scene we find Ben introducing a girl from Hungry to his teams of three randy blokes. As she comes down the stairs, looking stunning in a retro-styled suspender belt, stockings and big, beautiful bare breasts. She tells Ben that she’s come all the way to England to see his cock - flattery indeed! - so it doesn’t take long before this brunette beauty is in the midst of a great British gangbang. A very young looking Pascal licks her pussy whilst she fills her mouth with cock and Ben himself, with camera in hand, can’t help himself from getting his fingers deep in her pussy. They move from the sofa to the floor, where her pussy is pounded whilst she sucks the cocks of the other two Brit blokes. This lusty lady does a great job of talking dirty, with her sexy foreign accent making her words all the more arousing. The fucking gets fast and furious, and impressively, the Hungarian honey also gets her ass filled in the piledriver position, before the guys cum over her upturned ass. Cute.

Young Zoe tells Ben that’s she’s very inexperienced - she’s only ever had sex with one guy before, in one position, and this guy never licked her pussy! - and Ben promises that he’ll show her the time of her life with his friend, Pascal. Zoe seems really nervous as the scene starts, Pascal and Ben both treat her gently, teasing and seducing her as they sit outside.

Zoe is adorable, giggling nervously through the scene, and the whole thing is strangely sweet as the boys take things slow and you’ve got plenty of time to check out wide-eyed Zoe’s reactions to every new sexual act that they tempt her with. The shy girl becomes a real sex kitten as Pascal fucks her, first with her lying on her back and then in doggy position - a position this girl has never tried before - she’s soon sucking on Ben’s cock as well. She’s shaking and moaning the whole time, whispering softly “I’m not used to this” but in no time at all she’s assuming all the correct porn-star position for a damn good fucking.

This scene is well worth watching, it’s so unusual to see such an inexperienced girl getting the Ben Dover treatment, and despite her nerves she does really enjoy herself.

Glamorous blonde Alexandra is up next, she’s considerably more comfortable with this sort of thing than young Zoe was, and puts on a very confident and sexy show for Ben. As it’s just her, Ben and the camera, there’s no fucking here, but there is a very skilful blowjob and a solo show where Alexandra wanks herself to orgasm. Very hot.

Another Brit porn legend, Marino, appears in the next scene. He’s called in by Ben to help Andrea in her audition. Andrea is a sexy, curly haired girl with a beautiful ass and she doesn’t take much convincing before she’s sucking on Marino’s manhood. Ben gets a go too, and both guys shoot their load in this pretty girls willing mouth.

The final two scenes see Ben back with the full gang. First they meet the lovely Michelle who has been doing a photo shoot with another well know UK porn director. She’s new the the industry (or at least, she was when the film was shot!) and just 18 years old. She lies back and loves the attention that Ben and Pascal lavish upon her cute pussy. This glamorous lass looks amazing as she sucks cock and looks even better as she’s getting fucked. Her incredibly neat pussy is filled and then covered in cum. She’s a noisy and enthusiastic fuck, and I really hope that she went on to a successful adult career after this scene as she’s got what it takes.

Strangely, the last scene involves Ben picking up a girl whilst watching the London Marathon. She’s a slim, sporty blonde in a skin tight bikini outfit and gets talked into heading back to the flat with Ben and Marino. This is classic Ben Dover action, as Ben uses his cheeky charm to talk this sexy girl into shagging on film. You have to admire his ability to just pick girls up off the street and get them straight into porno movies. He does a good job with this fit bird, and she puts on a good show.

The Porn Supremacy