Reel Old Timers
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The first blast from the past is ‘The Shrew’ which opens with a dark haired madam browsing through a smutty magazine when a leggy blonde joins her for a peek at the pervy publication. I kind of got distracted from the sensual female stroking for a minute by the size of the dark haired girls nose, it’s magnificently Gonzo-like and adds no end of entertainment value to the scene. Hold on a minute though, it transpires that our big-hootered babe is actually a cross dressing guy who proceeds to get his cock sucked by the lusty blonde before ending up in a 69 oral feast. Outrageous behaviour for the day!
‘Broken Hearted - She Is Out To Get Even’ is the tale of a scorned lover who’s on a revenge tip after catching her hubby cheating. After flirting with a group of guys in the pub one lucky fella is escorted upstairs so she can have her vengeful way with him. They both know they’re gonna get some and our man wastes no time in fondling her privates as they slump down on a chair and passionately kiss. She’s soon naked and laying on her back sucking his cock, which is disappointedly soft given his initial enthusiasm. He’s soon up to the job though and rides her missionary and doggy before he unloads a rather impressive amount of cum. The film ends with the caption, ‘The boy is out of Peter. I am out of film. So we will have to say - The End.’ Awesome stuff.
‘Escort Agency’ features a bespectacled, short haired, secretarial lass exchanging oral with a guy who’s just come in for a fix of filth. The action takes place first in the office, then in a bedroom and features the most close up action so far, a good eyeful of vintage fucking! This nymph sucks and fucks him then licks the cum from his wang then sits back at her desk, shakes hands with the guy before he leaves, job done!
‘3 For A Fuck’ is next and opens up with two lusty ladies getting busy with each others bushy bits with fingers and tongues when a randy stud joins them and receives a good old cocksucking, he even gets a bit bit of a rimming at one point, such filth for the times!
The untitled fifth and final film shows a bored housewife going about her chores when the fruit and veg guy comes round, the pairs libidos get the better of them and wham, they get down and dirty. Apologies for pointing out comedy features a second time but the guys eyebrows are almost as worth a look as the sex in this one, be sure to check them out.
If you’re enticed to see how our forefuckers got their kicks there’s no better place to start than ‘Reel Old-Timers’, a fascinating glimpse at porno history. The fact that these are actual planned dirty movies with little themes and everything is so much cooler than if they we’re simply found home tapes, which I initially assumed they would be. There’s zero sound from the performers given the technology of the day but someone has come along and spiced up things by adding a string laden smoochy soundtrack which fits quite nicely. ‘Reel Old-timers’ has certainly wet my appetite for more vintage smut and is a must view for any serious fan of erotic entertainment. Now, I hope I don’t find out it’s been faked…
