Asscapades
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You just know that Asscapades is going to be great. Top stars (among them Dora Venter and Lara Stevens), super-well-hung studs (including Tristan Segal and Danny Boy), and the promise of lots of hard anal, all wrapped up by Relish films into over two hours of hot viewing.
Director Hazza B Gunne comes up with the idea of a porn challenge reality TV show, Asscapades, and sends Dick Bush out onto the streets of London with a suitcase full of cash, some porn stars and five challenges. Among them are “Get fucked by a hot estate agent while she is showing you round a property”, “Find a university and persuade a gorgeous student to get her holes filled”, and “Break into a house and fuck in the living room while the occupants sleep upstairs”, all with the incentive for participants of a wedge of cash.
One of the best scenes features Isabel Ice as the horny estate agent. Dick and Tristan allow her to show them the whole house before propositioning her in the master bedroom. Isabel strips off to reveal killer curves, and glorious contrasts between her prim-and-proper short hair and full public bush, and her tattoed and pierced body. She does great deep throat, not gagging even once as she swallows Tristan’s long cock. Tristan is in three of the scenes on this film, and is fast becoming one of my favourite studs to watch, thanks to his mesmerising fast hip-thrust action. He puts this to use fucking Isabel hard in the pussy, before changing the pace and swapping to her arse, where the camera shows in close-up detail him slowly penetrating her.
Dark-haired beauty Lara Stevens also gets the Tristan treatment on a night-time Asscapade challenge. They don black clothes and balaclavas to slip through an open window into a dark lounge, and get down to business with only a single torch throwing light on the strategic parts. They are interrupted with a burst of light as Keni Styles, the house’s angry resident, appears naked demanding to know what’s going on. He’s persuaded by the offer of cash plus Lara’s stunning natural tits to join in the action. There’s a short session of DP but Keni doesn’t seem that into the scene, and the best bit is watching Lara riding Tristan like a Gothic goddess on the sofa.
Dora Venter is the queen of anal and DP so it’s no surpise to find her in this film. Her place is threatened by a member of the public however, as Dick, Danny Boy and Tristan stand outside a London university with a megaphone, offering female students money to sleep with the guys on camera. It’s Dora they take back to their hotel room, where she shows off the perfect body and cock-hungry eyes which have made her one of porn’s top stars. This is a classic hard threesome, with spit-roasting and swapping between every orifice.
Wayne Scott-Fox puts on the most convincing act of the film, as the team stop him in the street and ask him whether he finds porn star Diana Gold, who is with them, sexy. When he says he does they offer her money to shag her on camera. He can’t believe it, asking what the catch is, and adding “this is really surreal”. He acts confused and hesitant, even back to the hotel when Diana appears in lingerie. Once Dick leaves them to it, and Diana starts stripping him off, though, he gets into the action. He has an exceptionally long dick, Diana bouncing up and down several inches above him. At one point as he lies on the bed she kneels forward on his chest as he thrusts his hips, pounding her in double-quick time. Great to see this position in a porn film as it’s one of my favourites (if you don’t know quite what I mean - watch the film!).
Dick’s final challenge is to find a hot shop assistant willing to get fucked in every hole. Pearl fits the bill, Dick and stud Mark Sloan transfixed by her huge breasts. They take her back to the Relish offices and establish she’s a J-cup breast. Mark then gets to play with those tits, and the rest of her, receiving a tit-and-mouth wank on the black leather sofa before bending her over it for a hammering in both holes.
This whole film is classic Relish viewing, with the stars totally relaxed, laughing and joking, and everyone having a great time. If you only download one film make it this one.
