Fit As Fuck
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The setting is a gym and the theme a piss-take of the multitude of fitness-themed music videos in the last year or so. “It seems everyone who’s anyone is bringing out a fitness video these days, so we thought we’d follow suit,” says the breathy voiceover at the start. We’re then treated to five hardcore ‘routines’: Come On Me; Black On Blonde Workout; Steamy-Room; Dumb-Belle; and Fighting Fit. There are sweat-bands, leg-warmers and neon lycra a-plenty, and believe me, a visit to the gym will never seem quite the same again.
It’s hard to choose a favourite scene; they’re all great. Joint top for me though is Leah Jaye and Demetri XXX in Steamy-Room and Tati and Dougie in Fighting Fit.
Where did Relish find Tati? - this petite breathy starlet is a dedicated orgasm-chaser from the word go, grinding her clit against Dougie’ pelvis as she rides on top of him and fiddling with herself at every opportunity. This is after a sparring session in the boxing ring which sees her knock instructor Dougie out, then get her mouth round his cock before he’s even regained consciousness. She’s begging for more even as his cum is still running down her face at the end. Part of the magic of the scene is the chemistry between the performers - but how could Dougie possibly not be into such a vision of perfect innocence/dirt combined? The bounce of the boxing ring ropes comes into play as he slams her from behind before lowering her to the mat to work his cock slowly up into her arse. After a hesitant start she’s soon pleading for more with the sweetest but filthiest little groans.
Before that we see Leah Jaye and Demetri getting hot and frisky in a steam room, then consumating their passion just outside. Leah is stunning, all Shilpa Shetty eyes and luscious curves. She climbs all over Demetri, frequently rising up for passionate kissing. Demetri’s one of my favourite studs, and watching his cock parting Leah’s dark lips to reveal flashes of rose-pink, is fantastic.
Another couple with great on-screen passion is Michelle B and Danny Boy. Michelle is working her thighs on the exercise bike when Danny introduces himself as owner of the gym. In no time she’s checking out his physical credentials. He looks like he’s struggling not to shoot throughout much of the scene, and who wouldn’t faced with Michelle’s big blue eyes and breathy moans of encouragement.
Unfortunately Suzi Best and Nico don’t seem to get into a similar level of groove in their scene, though trying to find a rhythm between Nico’s super-long ebony cock and Suzi’s tight pussy while getting into position on weights machines can’t have been easy. She takes his length easier up her arse as they move to the mats though they still don’t seem to quite click. He shoots buckets though, covering her tummy, pussy and the vinyl seat of the Leg Extender machine.
I usually find girl-girl scenes a bit boring but even that is done brilliantly here, as cheeky Antonia, Tammy and Karen Wood give each other “an inside-out workout”. First they do a dance routine while the camera pans in tight on their thrusting crotches. Once they get down to dirty business Tammy and Karen treat Antonia to a two-tongue licking, stopping now and then to passionately kiss. Antonia then returns the favour by using g-spot-angled dildos on the two blondes simultaneously. Tammy has the most infectious smile imaginable, even while moaning and biting her lip as the other two work anal beads up into her arse and a dildo into her cunt. The three girls collapse into a giggly sweaty heap at the end.
It makes such a difference when the performers in a film look like they’re really into each other, and would be shagging even if the camera wasn’t there. That’s one of the best things about Relish’s films and Fit As Fuck shows why it works. The kissing is proper, “wanna-eat-you” full-mouth kissing, not the tongue-tips-touching “do we really have to do this?” kissing you get in lots of porn films. The fucking, while keeping in mind angles for the camera, also has a sense of real passion and spontaneity about it. I bet we’d all use our gym memberships lots more if this was what really went on down the local Fitness First…
