Hand of the Law
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The police - uniforms, handcuffs, endless pervy scenario potential… but woefully, ridiculously underused as a porn theme compared to dull career staples like plumbers and delivery men. Until Anna Span, our favourite female porn director, comes along with the most arresting bunch of police hotties I’ve ever seen, plus some imaginative and amusing modern storylines to kick off the action. The result is a female friendly fuckfest with more buff guys than you can shake a stick at, and not a blonde, fake titted bimbo in sight.Alexis Silver is the epitome of real woman, and extremely sexy to boot. With a little extra flesh on her bones, tumbling dark locks and, best of all, huge natural tits, she’s a great casting choice as a hooker in the first scene - the man on the street goes nuts for someone like her in bed. But three male officers turn up at her door, demanding a servicing in exchange for letting her prostitution slip beneath the radar - what could be hotter? One watches and jerks off while the other two take an end each and plug away at her mouth and pussy, flipping her onto her back and all fours as her lovely big breasts swing and bounce with the shagging. Anna Span has a nice habit of using alternative, non facial moneyshots - one lands on Alexis’s arse, which is very attractive.
A very funny scene ensues next, with a fairly well acted intro involving Steeve Hooper having been burgled, and Avalon the ploicewoman arriving to ‘help’, but turning the tables on him with a thorough strip search, since he’s a convicted fraudster! Looking ravishingly cute in her uniform, Avalon nevertheless puts on a great display of understated authority as she demands he get his kit off, and hilariously, when he objects, purrs “If you’d prefer me to find a male officer to stripsearch you, sir…” - I was pissing myself laughing. But we’re not watching this for giggles, we want go get our horn on, just like Steve has by the time she gets round to examining the rock hard contents of his tight white pants. “What’s this you’ve got here - some sort of a stash?” says Avalon, running her tongue up and down the bulge. She really does play the horny and empowered policewoman very well indeed, giving a blowjob that really looks as if it’s complete ly for her pleasure, with lovely intimacy and passion as well as enthusiasm. It’s a sexy touch keeping her uniform hat on, and her police toolbelt on over her suspender belt - and she stays very much in charge throughout the sex by pinning his head down and riding on top most of the time. Extrodinarily sexy - well done Avalon and Anna.
More female authority comes in the shape of blonde Susie Tamworth, who decides to strip search her man so thoroughly that she orders him to bend over a couch so she can cavity search him. Now, you may not find that sexy, but I do, so stop whining and skip to the next scene if you’re too boring to appreciate such activities. The guy here may not appreciate it either, but he certainly makes a lot of noise in protest, some of which almost sounds pleasurable, but “This is not for your enjoyment, Mr Foster.” Having probed with her fingers, she dons some special equipment (a strapon!) behind his back, in order to complete her search. I enjoy watching girls fuck guys with strapons, and although this fuck is very slow and gentle compared to the anal inflicted on girls in porn, it’s still beautifully different from the normal porn action. An actual fuck for Susie does follow, but after all the pegging fun, I couldn’t really get into this scene’s sex - it’ isn’t the standard I’m used to from Anna Span.
My favourite scene is totally Jana’s - a tanned, slender, bikini clad Euro beauty with the most adorable accent ever, a body to die for (with natural tits), and reddish brown sexy hair. Absolutely gorgeous. She’s been burgled, and as the cop takes her details, she’s authentically and outrageously flirty with him, endearing her to me even more. Her irresistable charm means that before he knows it, his pants are round his ankles, and she’s showing the “young handsome policeman” how grateful she is for all his help. When they fuck, it’s the horniest chemistry and atmosphere ever, and she does that incredibly cute thing where the pretty girl puts on the guy’s uniform hat while riding his cock. She also has a lovely orgasm at the end, too, from being on top, before getting him to shoot over his stomach and licking it all up.
We get two cops for the price of one in the final scene, with Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence unable to resist all that sexual tension that must arise when you’re a hot young police couple working in a pair all day. The two officers use their police powers to access an empty apartment, and the sex is as steamy as it gets, totally capturing the illicit, passionate feel of a naughty quickie on the job. They whisper breathlessly to each other, not wasting a second - “Come up here and sit on my face”, “Take that off and grab this” - and the positions and chemistry all the way through are perfect. It still looks as ‘porno’ as hardcore movies generally do, but in the most natural way, as if they really are just shagging like this with noone watching.
Hand of the Law is set to be one of the releases of the year, with all the ingredients of a total hit. Great fun, great sex and a top cast - sexy girls and buff studs who are all able to entertain us with their acting, and turn us on immensely with their highly hot shagging.
