Hug A Hoodie
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If you’re wondering what the hell a “chav” or a “hoodie” are - you probably don’t live in Britain. Portrayed by the media as a generation of working class youngsters with no respect for society, hoodies are often seen loitering on street corners, bored and rebellious, clad in a uniform of hooded tops and baseball caps.
Hooded tops - known as hoodies - have come to be viewed by some as a symbol of social disorder, due to the amount of crime committed by chavs. This led to Conservative leader David Cameron suggesting a campaign to understand the “troubled youngsters”, dubbed ‘Hug A Hoodie’, which inspired Span’s new title. Chav is becoming trendier and the trappings of the ‘underclass’ are now popular in mainstream society, making this the perfect time to feature it in a porn film.
And what a porn film it is! The scenarios are brilliant, inspired by Span’s filthy female mind - rude as fuck, but very, very real. The outfits are superb - taking the sexiest elements of chav fashion and making them a little skimpier, a little naughtier - zip up hooded tops with no bras, cute baseball caps, big gold earrings and short miniskirts. There’s a lot of dialogue at the beginning of each scene, setting up just the right amount of plot - and it’s mostly really well acted and bound to make you smile.
The fantasy of chav babes as sexually available sluts is a common one, and Hug A Hoodie plays on it strongly. These girls like sex, they like men, they like attention, and the way they act, it’s very easy to imagine they’ll like you too. Young blonde Karlie Simon and Carmel chat about older men, and how Carmel “wants to ‘ave a go on em”. When two blokes from the council turn up to measure the house, she’s in like Flynn - the sexual predatory nature of this babe is a huge turnon. After loads of licking, fingering and sucking, with the girls taking charge, they’re each being hammered and spitroasted over the sofa - really looking like they’re loving it.
Beautiful indian Sahara plays a posh lawyer who endearingly allows the tracksuit clad, streetwise young black dude next door to seduce her. This is seriously cute - she’s in control, she “likes bad boys” and she wants a licking. Toying with the strings of his hooded top, unzipping him and groping his firm young body with thorough pleasure, her clear sexual desire is unbearably arousing. Her small slender body looks stunning next to his fit black one, and he’s very skilled at giving her exactly what she wants. She even demands he pass her a vibrator out of the bedside drawer, so she can fuck her pussy as he fucks her arse, and make herself come. With a prolonged, genuine looking orgasm from her that will blow your mind, it’s one fucking hot scene.
Leah Caprice and her blonde friend Antonia Deona have a double fuck with two blokes who can’t believe how lucky they’ve got - the thing that makes this scene hot is the synchronised fucking with the two pairs of blondes sucking and mounting the cocks in the same positions at the same time, and fucking side by side. Antonia actually makes the most stunning chav bird out of the whole film - she’s a fantastic fuck, a total porno wankfantasy.
The scene with Isabel Ice taking on a mouthy gang of hooded yobs is brilliant. They recognise her as a pornstar, ‘give it all that’ and she turns on them and takes them up on it. Of course, half run away but she still scores three fit guys - two white and one black. One or two of these seem to be nervous first timers and don’t make the cumshots, but between them all, there’s still a lot of hard cock for her to suck and ride, and they’re all eager to take their turns. Plenty of naughty girl on boy rimming from this dirty bitch too, cock faceslapping, and more of her usual depraved sexual turnons - it’s clear who was truly directing the sex that day!
Our favourite pervy sket Crystal Lei and her mate Emma B play the sluttiest blondes on the estate, attempting and failing to drag a guy back to their council flat for sex, and settling for experimentally “Lezzing It Up” (genius scene title!) instead. Before the sex even begins, Crystal’s demonstrated her incredible deepthroating skills on a dildo and given an instructive talk on fisting. Now I’d have loved to see this scene in all it’s uncut glory - there was clearly foot in pussy action going on, and Crystal’s not a force to be trifled with - she likes it intense and nasty. The bits we do see, though, are splendidly chav themed and very sexy, with some especially well filmed tonguefucking and great pussy penetration with a wine bottle for Crystal.
One last thing - you can’t afford to miss ‘The Making Of” bonus scene - it’s one of the most informative and well made British behind the scenes features we’ve seen… watch and learn, laugh and gasp as you see some of the things that really happen on a porn shoot!
