The Va Gina Code
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Doll Theatre never fail to impress me with their tongue in cheek sexy silliness - and this one is a cracker. Michelle B is one hell of a star, making this movie unmissable for anyone who’s ever had a joyful wank over her irresistible body - it’s basically a compilation of what seem to be 7 of her kinkiest fantasies. She’s in 3 of the 7 half hour scenes, making it over an hour and a half of pure Michelle B - out of more than 4 hours of action in total - fantastic value.The scenes start with Michelle feeling herself up in front of the curator (Hello George!) in the art gallery, as he shows her the sexual works of art which inspire each scene. The first scene is her own, and it’s fantastic - she’s having a magical inflatable boobjob, and the process gets her inextricably horny. Luckily it’s not George the surgeon who ‘takes care’ of her, but two strapping young doctors in medical scrubs, who give her a thorough spitroasting and licking, spreading her wide on the hospital bed.
Michelle’s next graphic visualisation is Chelsea Sinclair, a brand new bride, who has her very first fuck. Despite being a little too professional with her technique, her gleaming white lingerie and headdress looks the part, and she’s got a lovely mouth on her, with her sex talk smutty yet innocent. The skilled stud plays with her pussy while his cock’s inside it, and she’s damn near melting from pleasure.
You’ll be delighted by the lesbian threesome in the hilarious ‘Edwina Viagrahands’ - Charlie Holays and the illustrious Suzie Best join Michelle in a wonderful scenario involving the blondes dressed as nurses, putting 5 dildos on each of Charlie’s hands. More importantly, said dildos soon disappear simultaneously into all of Suzie and Michelle’s holes - use your imagination, boys! As if that’s not kinky enough, there’s also a load of hot strapon play between the girls, with good skilful fucking and lots of eye contact and smiling between the beautiful babes doing it.
Little blonde Harmony Hex presents us with her boy/girl debut in ‘Knickers’ - and what a debut it is! The long intro is well worth the wait, as you’ll be drooling over how utterly cute she is… and good lord can the girl fuck. Or rather - get fucked; she’s tiny enough for Ian to pick up and bounce on his knob, then flip upside down and do a standing 69 - not just for a token few seconds but a full 3 or 4 minutes! Harmony wins. I predict this babe will go far. Faaaaaaar.
Since I’d already seen Michelle in a couple of scenes, I started to lose concentration in her next one - a ’sexy employee seduces cross boss’ type setup. But just humour me while I enthuse about how damn hot the stud is. Tattooed and ripped, gruff and hung - you may not regret the camera focusing on her instead of him, but I was gutted! Someone should send him Anna Span’s way.
Big titted blonde Rebecca Smythe and her skimpy excuse for a nurse uniform brings a bit of ‘classic porn’ (think soft, cheesy feel, 80s music, big tits/hair etc) to this production. It’s the hot stud again, and the sex is great, with more hospital bed pounding and plenty of boobage on show, but it lacked a certain spark that the previous scenes had, but most guys wouldn’t complain with a girl like that.
The acting so far hasn’t been the best in the world, but none is as hysterically bad as Chelsea Sinclair and the massage man in the last scene - in a somewhat original turn of plot, he decides to massage her pussy before her body, after making her strip “like a stripper”. Good hard sex, with her extremely sexy and toned body stretched into all kinds of positions.
All in all, this film would be one of my favourites from Doll Theatre so far if it wasn’t for one thing - the sound. The visuals are amazing: really well filmed sex from multiple angles, with good lighting - but a small amount of it sounds like it’s been filmed by the side of the road. However, don’t let this put you off - this is certainly well worth your money simply for the length, the cast, and the giggles - not to mention the hot, dirty sex.
