Up The Wahzoo
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Our story revolves around John who arrives at his friend Nick’s house for a date set up by Nick’s wife Shelly (T.J Hart) who’s always trying to pair her husbands friend up with chicks. After briefly discussing her matchmaking efforts John suddenly says to his buddy, ‘I gotta ask you something, have you ever fucked a woman in the ass before?’. Nick nervously answers him informing he’s done it a few times but not lately before John goes on to recall an incident which occurred while he was checking out some apartments for the company he works for…
It’s a ‘every mans dream’ scenario as we see John walking along a corridor when from out of nowhere he is attacked by a huge breasted leggy blonde. It’s Briana! She pushes him to the wall and begins snogging him before giving him a face full of fun as she smothers him with her class A boobs. Shes a fast worker, our Briana, and within a minute shes crouching down to his crotch and greedily deep throating his large cock. After returning the oral favour, licking her pussy as she stands, there’s a few minutes of pussy fucking before Briana asks to be fucked in the ass. Most the scene is taken up with shots of her bent over but eventually she’s on her back receiving a slow anal fuck as she rubs her clit and plays with her pussy. Naturally, she takes a mouthful of cum as the lucky stud shoots his load.
Next up we have Nikkia Denise, pretty in pink and with gorgeous long black hair getting some oral pleasure and being fingered by a guy as she lays back on a sun lounger. Nice. She gets a couple of minutes of this before she delivers a slow blowjob while on her knees. We’re treated to some classic reverse cowgirl fucking as she sits on his cock and starts bouncing before shes bent over doggy style and receiving an anal pounding while fingering her cunt. She remains in this position for most of the scene the only change being when shes on her back rubbing herself and getting ass fucked before putting herself forward for a facial.
The third scene sees John taking a trip to the bathroom but as we all know these washroom visits are never quite that simple and Shelly enters all horny and ready asking to be fucked up the ass. With husband busy in the study with the dinner guests, within no time the blonde stunner is sucking him off. Few slaps of her ass and the oral favour is returned as shes sat up by the sink getting her pussy fingered and being tongue fucked. Theres a few minutes of pussy action before its straight onto the ass as she is bent over the sink being told to spread her ass cheeks open. The running theme of the sex ending with the girls laying down comes into play again before she gets messy with a load of cum fired onto her pubes.
Nick goes off to get more wine when he finds himself in a similar situation to his friend at the hands of Jennifer. After some kissing, she pushes him over and onto the couch before climbing on top of him and giving him a faceful of Briana boob. She gratefully receives some tongue love and has a thumb stuck in her ass then she’s spitting over his cock, wanking it and giving another world class blowjob like only this nasty nympho can. As per, theres deepthroat action from our hungry whore then they fuck on the couch and 10 minutes in he’s into her ass alternating between a few not too complicated positions as she moans with delight. We finish up with a doggy this time as Briana continues to groan and look way too sexy.
The last scene with Dominica Leone is pretty nice the way they have done the foreplay - it doesn’t stink of ‘quick lets get to the sex’ like most porn flicks do although it does get to the point pretty quick, if that makes sense. Theres a couple of minutes of kissing, tit sucking, rubbing crotches through clothes and a particularly horny part where our guy is rubbing his cock over her knickers before it just slips in and he’s taking her from behind as she holds onto the mantlepiece slowly fucking her pussy. She takes a seat on his cock and rides away then about halfway through the scene we get onto the ass fucking. On her back, legs up in the air and with a soaking pussy as she accepts this meaty deposit into her snatch. Theres the standard position’s and she ends up with a load of cum on her bush.
All in all this is pretty standard porno and you’d be forgiven for thinking it was made in the 80’s with the lightning and music (it was released in 2001) but the hot cast more than makes things worthwhile, especially with not one but two early scenes from Briana. 2001 was the year she signed with Vivid so this could well be her last pre-contract movie which is worth seeing for that reason alone. It would have been nice to see the husband and wife combo of Nick and Shelly get it on after their dinner guests had left but instead they just kiss and it’s fade to credits, which was a tad disappointing. I’d call this a ‘nice ass movie’, there’s no hideous close ups of gaping holes like the majority of anal themed movies and bored girls with a big member prodding away at them as they look uncomfortable. This movie is one you could sit down with your partner with if you are thinking of experimenting in the pleasures of bum fun. And after seeing how much these girls love anal, you might just get to ride the dirtpipe yourself.
