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Melanies Real Brit Porn

Posted in Amateur, Anal, Cumshot, Girl/Girl, Group Sex on August 17th, 2008 by admin

Most porn features pretty hot women - I’m sure the majority of you wouldn’t question that. But then, there’s hot as in an unattainably beautiful fantasy, and hot as in the kind of raunchy sexpot that *you* could conceivably pull in a club on a Saturday night. Gemma, the star of this all amateur production by Melanie, who specialises in helping swingers and beginners realise their porno fantasies, is most definitely the second kind of hot. She’s a bubbly, giggly wench with lovely large natural boobs and plenty of grabbable fleshy curves round her hips and waist - a girl you could really manhandle as you fucked her… it’s fantastic to think about.

This is deliciously real, raw and unpretentious porn. There’s no attempt made to conceal the cameras of Melanie and her husband, who are filming it all, and none of the action is being artificially forced just to suit the camera angle and general porn requirements - it’s all completely natural. The other way I could tell it was spontaneous sex between real lovers was the length of the scenes. Real lovers indulge in foreplay, they roll about and giggle, they lie in each others arms and take a breather mid way through - and all this does not, complete with sex, fit into a 20 minute slot. Therefore, sit back and enjoy a good 40 minutes or so of fun with each of the 3 scenes, as Gemma fucks her way through girls and boys alike - in realtime!

Perhaps you like the idea of voyeurism. This is real enough action that it’s one of the closest videos I’ve seen that gives a good impression of what it’s like to genuinely perv on a couples’ sex life. It’s got kind of the same sexual feel as a homemade movie, but with none of the attendant crappy camera shake, fixed angles and bad lighting. And if you usually get your amateur kicks from ‘audition’ type scenes but hate the lechy dribblings of a sleazy director (which often make the girls uncomfortable) then Melanie’s friendly, pressure free style is a real breath of fresh air.

The first scene is loving, natural sex with her boyfriend, which includes plenty of cunnilingus and a cute bit of bed bondage with stockings or something. The second scene is with him and another girl, Kitty, who’s as cuddly and ‘real’ as Gemma - and they hit it right off sexually, snogging within seconds, and quickly sliding their hands into one another’s panties as they share his cock. This is Gemma’s first bi experience - and she eats and fingers pussy like a true pro, even using a strapon! The third scene is with 3 guys, who hammer her at all angles, as she grins with delight, her boobs bouncing up and down, her flesh grabbed by many hands, her mouth always full.

Actionwise, this movie lacks nothing - there’s even DP, which is so rarely seen in this kind of pure amateur production, and it’s done in a totally natural, comfortable looking way - impressive! All the sex strikes me as pretty real, actually, especially the orgasms and proper pleasure the girls get out of it all - Gemma spends much of her scenes flushed and dishevelled looking, with a gleam in her eye that implies this is really doing it for her. Highly recommended if you want it down, dirty and as real as it gets.

Melanies Real Brit Porn

Lap Dance Party

Posted in Anal, Cumshot, Girl/Girl, Group Sex on August 17th, 2008 by admin

There’s no actual lapdancing in this porno, but it looked good for this week’s theme so we thought hell, why not chuck it in anyway. It’s an excellent porn film for those who like porn stars who are distinct and dirty characters - it’s pretty much a compilation of all our favourite dirty mouthed, lairy Brit chicks.

Lolly Badcock generates the first lot of action by sidling up to Alicia Rhodes, and in that trademark subtle female style of hers, barking “You look dead horny in that little dress - I wanna fuck ya”. What self respecting woman would say no to that kind of offer? They retire to a separate room and after a bit of cursory wiggling around the dancing pole, really start to get use it in some of the most creatively sexy ways I’ve seen in porn. Lolly rubs her dripping snatch up and down the pole, while Alicia crouches on her knees and hungrily licks Lolly’s juices off the metal, tonguing her pussy too when it is within reach. The resulting sex is extremely noisy, not just with sex moans but with plenty of dildo gagging noises and screams as they pound each other’s pussies and arses black and blue with a variety of intimidatingly large double enders. Both girls do plenty of arse and cunt to mouth, and Lolly even uses a stra pon on Alicia - it’s rough and it’s loud, but damn is it hot.

Angel Long is every guy’s dream girl (even a gay guy I know!) because she has a bloke’s attitude to sex - she’s not afraid to demand it and she’s not ashamed of having an incorrigably rampant sex drive. She literally drags a (not entirely unwilling) guy into the next room, lies back and spreads her pussy, and orders him to taste how wet she is, before swallowing his length down her throat. More fantasies come true as Alicia arrives on the scene: “Oh, Lolly was great, but now I need a real dick”. I’m sure lesbians nationwide would have a few choice words to say about that. The two raucous blondes share the cock and take it in turns to bounce up and down on it,, but they’re hungry for juices, Alicia has Angel sitting on her face as she’s fucked in missionary, before Angel, wanting some pussy taste of her own, licks Alicia’s clit while the cock slams in and out - great positions and filming here.

After that little tryst, Angel leaves and gives a sizzling blowjob in a moving car, in an incredibly horny, very breathless and urgent kind of sex scene. The scene outside is visible flashing past out of the window, and considering the location, the sound for this scene is amazingly good, with excellent use of the limited space available.

Lolly gives us a very arousing and fun solo show, demonstrating the kind of complete self confidence that’s necessary to keep up a constant stream of dirty talk about how sexy you are and what they’d probably like to do to you.

Huge boobed, black haired Donna Marie certainly isn’t a girl to everyone’s tastes - I predict 90% of guys would be so scared of her, they wouldn’t even be able to get it up. Especially with an opening line like, “Get yer dick out! Have you washed it yet or has it been up some dirty, sweaty cunthole?”. After which she gives it a good suck anyway. That said, this scene does deliver on its theme of girl on top (she’s the manager, he’s in trouble). Before the fucking starts, she spends far more time riding his face, humping it like a cock, and arse smothering his mouth, than she does giving him head. It’s a refreshing change, and she’s a skilled facesitter.

A fantastic movie to watch if you like your stars talking dirty the whole way through. But be warned - these girls are NOT shy!

Lap Dance Party

The Va Gina Code

Posted in Anal, Cumshot, Girl/Girl, Group Sex on August 12th, 2008 by admin

Doll Theatre never fail to impress me with their tongue in cheek sexy silliness - and this one is a cracker. Michelle B is one hell of a star, making this movie unmissable for anyone who’s ever had a joyful wank over her irresistible body - it’s basically a compilation of what seem to be 7 of her kinkiest fantasies. She’s in 3 of the 7 half hour scenes, making it over an hour and a half of pure Michelle B - out of more than 4 hours of action in total - fantastic value.The scenes start with Michelle feeling herself up in front of the curator (Hello George!) in the art gallery, as he shows her the sexual works of art which inspire each scene. The first scene is her own, and it’s fantastic - she’s having a magical inflatable boobjob, and the process gets her inextricably horny. Luckily it’s not George the surgeon who ‘takes care’ of her, but two strapping young doctors in medical scrubs, who give her a thorough spitroasting and licking, spreading her wide on the hospital bed.
Michelle’s next graphic visualisation is Chelsea Sinclair, a brand new bride, who has her very first fuck. Despite being a little too professional with her technique, her gleaming white lingerie and headdress looks the part, and she’s got a lovely mouth on her, with her sex talk smutty yet innocent. The skilled stud plays with her pussy while his cock’s inside it, and she’s damn near melting from pleasure.
You’ll be delighted by the lesbian threesome in the hilarious ‘Edwina Viagrahands’ - Charlie Holays and the illustrious Suzie Best join Michelle in a wonderful scenario involving the blondes dressed as nurses, putting 5 dildos on each of Charlie’s hands. More importantly, said dildos soon disappear simultaneously into all of Suzie and Michelle’s holes - use your imagination, boys! As if that’s not kinky enough, there’s also a load of hot strapon play between the girls, with good skilful fucking and lots of eye contact and smiling between the beautiful babes doing it.
Little blonde Harmony Hex presents us with her boy/girl debut in ‘Knickers’ - and what a debut it is! The long intro is well worth the wait, as you’ll be drooling over how utterly cute she is… and good lord can the girl fuck. Or rather - get fucked; she’s tiny enough for Ian to pick up and bounce on his knob, then flip upside down and do a standing 69 - not just for a token few seconds but a full 3 or 4 minutes! Harmony wins. I predict this babe will go far. Faaaaaaar.
Since I’d already seen Michelle in a couple of scenes, I started to lose concentration in her next one - a ’sexy employee seduces cross boss’ type setup. But just humour me while I enthuse about how damn hot the stud is. Tattooed and ripped, gruff and hung - you may not regret the camera focusing on her instead of him, but I was gutted! Someone should send him Anna Span’s way.
Big titted blonde Rebecca Smythe and her skimpy excuse for a nurse uniform brings a bit of ‘classic porn’ (think soft, cheesy feel, 80s music, big tits/hair etc) to this production. It’s the hot stud again, and the sex is great, with more hospital bed pounding and plenty of boobage on show, but it lacked a certain spark that the previous scenes had, but most guys wouldn’t complain with a girl like that.
The acting so far hasn’t been the best in the world, but none is as hysterically bad as Chelsea Sinclair and the massage man in the last scene - in a somewhat original turn of plot, he decides to massage her pussy before her body, after making her strip “like a stripper”. Good hard sex, with her extremely sexy and toned body stretched into all kinds of positions.
All in all, this film would be one of my favourites from Doll Theatre so far if it wasn’t for one thing - the sound. The visuals are amazing: really well filmed sex from multiple angles, with good lighting - but a small amount of it sounds like it’s been filmed by the side of the road. However, don’t let this put you off - this is certainly well worth your money simply for the length, the cast, and the giggles - not to mention the hot, dirty sex.

The Va Gina Code

Bukkake Milkshake 3

Posted in Anal, Cumshot, Group Sex on August 11th, 2008 by admin

We haven’t had a movie yet at Strictly Broadband that is purely bukkake in the traditional sense - a load of men simply wanking onto a willing girl. That would be a bit homo, wouldn’t it - just watching men beat off. God knows what the Japanese see in it. Anyway - European bukkake takes all this far further into the realms of fantasy by turning it into a kind of gangbang instead. And very nice it is too - beautiful girls offering themselves up as sex objects to a bunch of average joes just like you and I, and getting thoroughly fucked in every hole, with everyone getting a piece. The babes in this movie - Maria Bellucci, Giulia Cavali, Stella Morandy, Lilit, Leila and Tanya are as beautiful as any pornstar you’d find, with perfect 10 bodies, lovely round breasts, no piercings or tattoos for the most part, and long blonde or brunette hair.

The action starts off with a soft girl girl show to rev up the atmosphere as the dudes get all hot and bothered, cheering them on. One or two intrepid studs take on the girls for a proper fuckshow, quickly stripping them off and skilfully plugging away at their holes in quick succession until the watching men are howling and yelling with male bonded lust and anticipation.

From there, it’s just nonstop fuck action, with no rest for the girls as they serve cock after cock in stunning snatches of pure, filthy sex. There’s an urgency about the whole thing, with each man frantically shagging away, hard and fast, because there’s 50 guys behind him waiting their turn. One guy fingerfucks a girl so hard that her long wail comes out like an ululating indian as his fingers slam in and out.

The men aren’t half bad for a bunch of amateurs - some have massive cocks, and fuck as hard as any pornstar. You don’t really see much of any particular man after the first sexshow is over - there’s just a never ending procession of hard cocks being sucked, fucked, and of course spurting all over the models at various intervals. From halfway through the movie onwards there’s pretty much a popshot every couple of minutes - and every few seconds towards the end.

It’s really fun seeing such enthusiastic amateurs without the usual problem of limp dicks - if they’re not hard, someone else is at the girls instead. There’s no doubt, however, that the girls are finding the experience immensely enjoyable - not because the girls are “getting all the attention”, as the box cover trumpets, but because they really do love taking a whole lot of cock.

As far as action goes, you certainly won’t be disappointed - there’s heaps of facials, arse to mouth, lesbian action, snowballing and general spunk play, and best of all - countless effortless looking and well lit double penetrations. The girls are all so sexy, they get the men off refreshingly quickly, with little wanking needed, making way for the next eager hard cock to be thrust into their face.

The only bad thing one might find to say about this movie is that it’s not long enough - but with two scenes of nearly an hour each, that’s hardly going to stop you getting off over it. Wonderful hardcore nastiness and a very attractive and willing bunch of babes indeed.

Bukkake Milkshake 3

Hand of the Law

Posted in Anal, Cumshot, Group Sex on August 10th, 2008 by admin

The police - uniforms, handcuffs, endless pervy scenario potential… but woefully, ridiculously underused as a porn theme compared to dull career staples like plumbers and delivery men. Until Anna Span, our favourite female porn director, comes along with the most arresting bunch of police hotties I’ve ever seen, plus some imaginative and amusing modern storylines to kick off the action. The result is a female friendly fuckfest with more buff guys than you can shake a stick at, and not a blonde, fake titted bimbo in sight.Alexis Silver is the epitome of real woman, and extremely sexy to boot. With a little extra flesh on her bones, tumbling dark locks and, best of all, huge natural tits, she’s a great casting choice as a hooker in the first scene - the man on the street goes nuts for someone like her in bed. But three male officers turn up at her door, demanding a servicing in exchange for letting her prostitution slip beneath the radar - what could be hotter? One watches and jerks off while the other two take an end each and plug away at her mouth and pussy, flipping her onto her back and all fours as her lovely big breasts swing and bounce with the shagging. Anna Span has a nice habit of using alternative, non facial moneyshots - one lands on Alexis’s arse, which is very attractive.

A very funny scene ensues next, with a fairly well acted intro involving Steeve Hooper having been burgled, and Avalon the ploicewoman arriving to ‘help’, but turning the tables on him with a thorough strip search, since he’s a convicted fraudster! Looking ravishingly cute in her uniform, Avalon nevertheless puts on a great display of understated authority as she demands he get his kit off, and hilariously, when he objects, purrs “If you’d prefer me to find a male officer to stripsearch you, sir…” - I was pissing myself laughing. But we’re not watching this for giggles, we want go get our horn on, just like Steve has by the time she gets round to examining the rock hard contents of his tight white pants. “What’s this you’ve got here - some sort of a stash?” says Avalon, running her tongue up and down the bulge. She really does play the horny and empowered policewoman very well indeed, giving a blowjob that really looks as if it’s complete ly for her pleasure, with lovely intimacy and passion as well as enthusiasm. It’s a sexy touch keeping her uniform hat on, and her police toolbelt on over her suspender belt - and she stays very much in charge throughout the sex by pinning his head down and riding on top most of the time. Extrodinarily sexy - well done Avalon and Anna.

More female authority comes in the shape of blonde Susie Tamworth, who decides to strip search her man so thoroughly that she orders him to bend over a couch so she can cavity search him. Now, you may not find that sexy, but I do, so stop whining and skip to the next scene if you’re too boring to appreciate such activities. The guy here may not appreciate it either, but he certainly makes a lot of noise in protest, some of which almost sounds pleasurable, but “This is not for your enjoyment, Mr Foster.” Having probed with her fingers, she dons some special equipment (a strapon!) behind his back, in order to complete her search. I enjoy watching girls fuck guys with strapons, and although this fuck is very slow and gentle compared to the anal inflicted on girls in porn, it’s still beautifully different from the normal porn action. An actual fuck for Susie does follow, but after all the pegging fun, I couldn’t really get into this scene’s sex - it’ isn’t the standard I’m used to from Anna Span.

My favourite scene is totally Jana’s - a tanned, slender, bikini clad Euro beauty with the most adorable accent ever, a body to die for (with natural tits), and reddish brown sexy hair. Absolutely gorgeous. She’s been burgled, and as the cop takes her details, she’s authentically and outrageously flirty with him, endearing her to me even more. Her irresistable charm means that before he knows it, his pants are round his ankles, and she’s showing the “young handsome policeman” how grateful she is for all his help. When they fuck, it’s the horniest chemistry and atmosphere ever, and she does that incredibly cute thing where the pretty girl puts on the guy’s uniform hat while riding his cock. She also has a lovely orgasm at the end, too, from being on top, before getting him to shoot over his stomach and licking it all up.

We get two cops for the price of one in the final scene, with Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence unable to resist all that sexual tension that must arise when you’re a hot young police couple working in a pair all day. The two officers use their police powers to access an empty apartment, and the sex is as steamy as it gets, totally capturing the illicit, passionate feel of a naughty quickie on the job. They whisper breathlessly to each other, not wasting a second - “Come up here and sit on my face”, “Take that off and grab this” - and the positions and chemistry all the way through are perfect. It still looks as ‘porno’ as hardcore movies generally do, but in the most natural way, as if they really are just shagging like this with noone watching.

Hand of the Law is set to be one of the releases of the year, with all the ingredients of a total hit. Great fun, great sex and a top cast - sexy girls and buff studs who are all able to entertain us with their acting, and turn us on immensely with their highly hot shagging.

Hand of the Law

Anal Awaydays St Tropez

Posted in Anal, Cumshot, Girl/Girl, Group Sex on August 9th, 2008 by admin

Bon arse fucking jour - as the French might say! The is Le Grande one! Marino and the crazy gang drive 3000 miles in 10 days with a collection of beautiful babes in the van with them. The stunningly beautiful Vanessa Freeman gives the performance of a lifetime, including the prettiest ever lesbian double ender scene with her real life lover, Natalie. Angie George, the pissing slut, is in DP heaven and Alicia Rhodes makes light work of the biggest anal beads - they diappear right up her sweet arse. With an outdoor orgy scene that will keep you cumming all year! Annabel whispers dirty French words with a cock up her arse and little Ally slides down as many huge cocks as she can find. Alicia Rhodes, Amanda Pickering, Anabel Moon, Angie George, Sammi, Vanessa Freeman (as Caprice)

Vanessa Freeman Anal Porn Film

Vanessa Freeman Porn Actress

Posted in Anal, Cumshot on August 8th, 2008 by admin

A great double bill of two releases from Omar’s Amazing Triumphs series. In ‘British Lotty Totty’, Omar wins the lottery and hires a Rolls to help him pick up girls. Lots of action results in the back on the car and in hotel rooms with top British starlets. Girls throw themselves at him as he fritters away his savings, waiting for his winning cheque to arrive! Then Omar is a down-and-out in ‘Balls Deep In Tight Wet Pussies’. He’s out of cash, but he can sure find some gash! He’s down on his luck after losing all his savings, but there are some kind hearted women out there willing to help him out for a few sexual frolics! Eva Brown, Layla-Jade, Natalie Sheldon, Nicole, Kelly Cooke, Morgan, Vanessa Freeman, Zoe Rose.

Vanessa Freeman Porn Actress

Assholes

Posted in Anal, Cumshot on August 7th, 2008 by admin

This Jim Power film follows his favourite schoolgirl theme, starring young slender starlets with natural figures and hair - no silicone or extensions here, the makeup is very subtle - and two of the four scenes are shot outside in sunlight. So it would seem to be a very natural-themed film… except some of the plotlines are far from it.

In the first scene, schoolgirl Vanilla Skye calls round a friend’s house and finds only the dad home, in the jacuzzi, and is persuaded to join him; while in the second another home-alone dad is instead seduced by his daughter’s classmate Jamie Brooks . Pretty standard fantasises then. Jamie is great in her scene, where she turns up wanting “to go bareback horse riding” with her friend, but decides to ride the dad instead when she hears her friend isn’t home. Her miniskirt ‘accidentally’ falls off and he doesn’t need too much encouragement to feel her new underwear. She declares “oooh, that’s so big, Mr Monkfort” when feeling her stud’s cock through his trousers, and she’s right - it’s a whopper. She sucks it as best she can - gazing up towards the camera with stunning blue eyes - and gives his balls some attention too before getting her labia stretched around his dick. When it comes to the anal he works it in slowly whil e she grips the sun longer with one hand and rubs her clit furiously with the other.
Things turn dark in the third scene however, which sees young Lea Stevenson have an argument with her mom about her stepdad. It transpires mom is basically fucking the drunken stepdad to keep a roof over their heads “otherwise we’d be back in the trailer”, even though he makes her dress up in pink wigs. Stepdad appears and slurring tells mom to come upstairs with him, he’s horny. Once he’s out the room mom, realising she’s out of the vodka she needs to be able to bear the task ahead, leaves to go to the store. To spite mom, Lea takes the pink wig, goes upstairs and fucks semi-comatose stepdaddy, who in the moments he slips out of his drunken stupor see the wig and thinks it’s mommy. I found this all a bit horrible, partly because Mark Cummings plays a passed-out drunk a bit too well, and partly as Lea looks too authentically miserable throughout, declaring flat-voiced at the end “fuck you, mommy”.
In the final scene, Julianna Kincaid is home alone skipping school. Her truant officer ‘Mr Mumbles’ turns up and on threat of reporting her truancy, forces her to suck his cock to get out of trouble. Holding her blonde bunches he directs her mouth while shouting aggressively at her. Pulling her knickers down he then turns her crotch to the camera and holds open the most cavernous gaping pussy I’ve ever seen - and this is before anything has even gone up there. I particularly didn’t expect that when Juliana has such a tiny frame and looks so young, like she’d be really tight. They keep their roles throughout, and although her character cheers up once she starts getting fucked, I still found the whole things a bit disturbing.
This film wasn’t my cup of tea. But if in-depth fantasies (there’s a good few minutes of role-play acting at the start of the last two scenes) involving schoolgirls all with a slightly sadistic note turns you on, then you’ll enjoy this. Vanilla Skye, Jamie Brooks, Lea Stevenson, Juliana Kincaid

Assholes

Nurseholes

Posted in Anal, Cumshot, Fetish on August 7th, 2008 by admin

Sexy nurses! Super-well-hung studs! This film should push most people’s buttons. Everyone loves a kinky nurse, and Nurseholes finds five top starlets decked out in medical gear getting their holes slammed by some of the biggest cocks in the businesses.

Haley Scott is a naughty nurse caught smoking by doctor Lee Stone, who gives her something else to focus her oral fixation on; Brooke Haven helps out patient Ben English with his permanent-wood problem; Taryn Thomas makes sure she sends client Benjamin Brat away happy even though the doctor can’t see him; Katja Kassin re-introduces just-cured patient Chris Charming to sex; and Tory Lane gets checked over by Sascha.
The last two scenes of the film are great. Brunette German Katja is stunning, with countless curves in all the right places and a light-up-the-room smile. She and Charming have great chemistry and definitely rub each other up the right way. They also put a slight spin on some of the usual porn positions, with at one point Charming on his back with his feet up in the stirrups of an examination table, which for some reason I found really kinky. The two clearly enjoy their scene. The same’s true of Tory and Sascha as they have frenzied crazy sex on a hospital bed. Tory’s a writhing screaming filthy-talking sex doll, to the point of scariness by the end of the scene - although all becomes clear with a twist at the very end.
The first three scenes are a bit more hit-and-miss. I found the first uncomfortable to watch, as Haley is clearly in pain. A bit of discomfort can maybe be hidden in ooohs and aaahs, but “OUCH!” and a screwed-up face can’t really be misinterpreted.
The film comes with a 40-minute behind-the-scenes extra which follows Haley through getting dressed for the part and the photoshoot. She doesn’t like her outfit and is not happy at all by the time the shoot starts, then indeed finds the penetration really painful, even though she’s worked with Stone and his huge dick before and didn’t have any problems then.
Insights like this make the film very ‘real’. The behind-the-scenes shows each of the girls getting dressed, bare-faced before having their make-up done, doing their stills photoshoots, chatting to camera, and some of the filming. As the camera is recording sound too we get tantalising hints of gossip from the conversations going on between director and crew passing the time chatting off-camera - whose house not to shoot at, who can’t have their girlfriend on set, who’s running late, even something about hospitals and test results. The girls don’t seem to have anywhere to chill and are virtually ignored by the slobbily-dressed crew, but mostly seem pretty happy. Sascha and Tory fool about between takes in their scene and try to steal beer from each other. Through just filming what’s happening and not trying to be a documentary, this gives a great insight into what a day on a set must be like.
But back to the action: blonde bombshell Brooke and natural svelte Taryn look beautiful in their scenes, although “fuck my fucking nursehole motherfucker!” gets repetitive after a while, and the apparent trend for very noisy gagging doesn’t turn me on at all. Katja and Tory get more inventive with their dirty talk and thoroughly enjoy their studs.
There are also interviews with the girls. For any of you with a smoking fetish: Tory smokes throughout her interview and deliberately flicks ash on her tits and pussy.
Even though I didn’t really get into the first three scenes of this, as a package overall this is great sexy entertainment. Haley Scott, Brooke Haven,
Taryn Thomas, Katja Kassin, Tory Lane

Nurse Holes

Ass Hole Passion

Posted in Anal, Cumshot on August 5th, 2008 by admin

Whilst it may appear that watching and reviewing porn is the perfect job -and in some ways it is - it does get fairly tricky sometimes finding new ways to talk about the various sex acts that are a staple of most modern porn. How many ways can you say “anal sex”? Well, I decided to find out, over the course of this review I’m going to use a different euphemism or slang term every time. It should prove entertaining, if not educational. Butt love is like the marmite of sex, and I’m not suggesting it’s brown and sticky (It doesn’t have to be guys, do some research before you dive in!) but more the fact that you either love it, or hate it. Women have written long poetic novels on the subject, (see the Surrender as reviewed by SB) and films are made just to teach you the best way to get some back door action (See Anal Masterclass), but some women just won’t let you go there. I have no idea where Julie Robbins, Melanie Jagger, Audrey Hollander and Kylie Rochelle stand on the issue, but after watching Asshole Passions I can make a fairly well educated guess that they are firmly in favour of journeying up the hershey highway.

This film dresses the girls up all sexy and glamorous - fancy lingerie, high heels, stockings - before getting them buggered, hard and fast. I love this detail, seeing such beautiful, classy looking babes getting rear-ended really highlights the taboos surrounding sodomy - which has, personally, always been part of the appeal.
The other factor that drew me to this film, aside from the promise of seeing stunning girls being rammed in the back passage, was one Miss Audrey Hollander. I’m a huge fan of this redheaded honey, and if you’re not familiar with this star, this may be because you steer clear of the rough American-style hardcore she’s usually seen in. She’s got the look of a porcelain doll, renaissance-red curls and pale skin, but beneath her innocent exterior lies the heart of a total slut. You’ll see what I mean in her scene here, as she effortless fits three fingers in her perfect asshole before the stud has even arrived! The other girls put in equally commendable performances, with Julie Robbins have a super-sexy screaming orgasm as she takes it Greek-style while bent over a chair in the office. Kylie Rochelle is incredibly pretty, in an all-natural way, and kindly shows off her beautiful round butt in the cowgirl position. She gives some very sexy oral as well, which I always like to see. I’d not seen Melanie Jagger in action before, but after this I’d like to see her again. Nice and curvy, with sexy little pierced nipples and a stud through her tongue, she impressively take Mr. Marcus’s big black member balls deep in her poop-chute and clearly loves every inch of it. She does some super-dirty ATM as well, and after that I’m definitely hunting out more of her scenes.
I have one minor complaint with this film, the music. I’ve given up on expecting a decent soundtrack in pornos as I know that just leads to disappointment, but this movie has some exceptionally irritating background music which also blocks out a lot of the moans, groans and dirty talking done by the performers. Whilst I completely recommend this movie, I do suggest you mute it, and that’s a shame, as the hot sex noises really add a lot to any fuck flick.
Julie Robbins, Melanie Jagger, Audrey Hollander, Kylie Rochelle

Ass Hole Passion

Brit Pop

Posted in Anal, Girl/Girl, Group Sex on August 4th, 2008 by admin

Poppy Morgan has tried something completely different with Brit Pop, a porno starring herself as a cartoonesque schoolgirly superhero who rights all wrongs via the medium of sex. The plot, locations and costmes are great - well thought out and pretty amusing, making the movie a visual feast, and with Poppy in every scene, it’s definitely one for her fans.
Poppy is hugely entertaining in her acting role, and really gets into it, although she goes a bit OTT in places, it’s all in the spirit of fun, and at least you won’t be bored while waiting a couple of minutes for the shagging to start. Three minutes into the first scene, she’s both made me giggle and started seducing a ridiculously dressed barman - but the costumes come off within moments, which is somewhat of a relief. She’s her usual energetic, rough and up for anything self, very vocal and athletic in her quest to use every possible surface in the bar as a location for a different dicking position.
After her romp in the bar, Poppy’s back in another skimpy Union Jack outfit to visit a house where the married couple are completely against the idea of sex. New face Frankie opens the door to Poppy and does very well at acting a stuck up and frigid character, until Poppy converts her to the joy of sex. Suddenly Frankie’s out of her frumpy outfit, and looking ravishing in blue lingerie - and Poppy’s schoolgirlesque outfit is pretty easy on the eye too, compared to the last scene! Frankie is extrodinarily seductive, and her tall, perfectly pale and slender body lends itself perfectly to a very genuine looking lesbian scene indeed. The two girls indulge in rarer pleasures such as footsucking and intimate tonguefucking deep in one anothers’ pussies - it really is a delight.
When Frankie’s husband comes back, Poppy’s there to deal with him in the same way! He’s trying to hide behind his newspaper, and doing a great job of keeping his eyes off her in her naughty sex gear. However, she overcomes his reluctance and whips out his wang which, once it’s in her mouth, prevents its owner from objecting in any fashion at all. Yet more proof that cocks rule the world - or perhaps women do. Who knows… it’s not men, anyway! Poppy looks positively edible in white lace stockings and suspenders, which is a great combination and contrast with her disgustingly dirty talk. I also loved the fact that he kept his ‘businessman’ hat and tie on throughout the sex - it’s things like that which make a difference!
Tony and Pascal star in the most hilarious setup of all - Poppy catches them fucking a dead turkey on a farm, as in actually physically spitroasting it on their cocks! Hilariously, she then sucks their cocks straight from the turkey - but try not to think about that because the fuck that follows is really rather fine. There’s some great DP and spitroasting anal action (with Poppy this time, not the turkey), and the bouncy sofa they use helps make the shagging even more fun looking. She also gets an astonishing amount of cum in her mouth - fantastic.
Louise Parker gives an amusing performance for about a minute before turning into a total sex kitten, with her flowing golden brown locks and sweet gingham outfit. This scene contains some great almost-fisting, with Poppy slamming her hand in and out just up to the knuckles, very carefully going as far as the R18 restrictions allow. This makes it funny as fuck when she holds her hand in Louise’s pussy and shows the camera her knuckles, just out of the hole, saying “There ya go, BBFC!” After this, there’s some 69ing, some pussy grinding, licking, and anal play, with plenty of vigorous pussy fingerfucking in between, which makes Louise come like a train.
All in all, this film has a silly atmosphere, silly script, and silly costumes, but there’s nothing silly about the sex. It’s not just worth watching for a laugh - it’s a brilliant porno in its own right, with very professional filming, editing and lighting coming together to create what could become another classic Brit series. Well done, Poppy!
Poppy Morgan, Louise Parker, Frankie

Brit Pop Poppy Morgan

Naughty Little Nymphos 11

Posted in Anal, Cumshot on August 2nd, 2008 by admin

It says a lot that the Naughty Little Nymphos series is on it’s 11th episode and I’m not yet bored of it. In fact, number 11 is probably my favorite so far. This is good quality, original porno, with some adorably cute girls and some good hard fucking.
In a change from the usual ‘Nympho’s style (and part of the reason I like this movie so much) the girls are made out to look less schoolgirl and more teenage rebel. Fishnets, big boots and studded belts are of course, the ideal dress code for any trouble-making teen and it helps that all the girls look smokin’ hot in this slightly punk-ish style.
Xylena is perfectly Lolita-like in the opening scene, as a sexually curious and slightly seductive student who finds herself reaching for the hard cock of her teacher during a test, she’s so sweet and innocent she even keep her little ankle socks on the whole way through the fucking. There’s some excellent oral action in this scene as Xylena loses her shy and coy facade to show her inner slut and give an excellent slow and sexy blow job. The oral favour is returned as she presents her very cute, pink pussy for a licking. She’s then bent over the desk for a damn good fuck and after swallowing her teachers cum she’s sent back to her desk to finish her exam paper.
Brittany Alexander is a sexy blonde who ends up wearing nothing more than a pair of ripped up fishnets when her and her boyfriend get it on in the not-entirely-sexy setting of a mortuary. She clearly loves the hard fuck she’s getting, if the noises and the dirty talking are anythin g to go by. It’s a shame that she loses the fishnets before they go for anal, as I personally find it a really hot look - fishnet tights stretched over ass and pussy, ripped open just enough to provide access for eager fingers, tongue and hard cocks - it’s dirty and sexy and for me, it’s a shame they missed out on it here. Despite this minor disappointment, Brittany gives an excellent reverse anal cowgirl before getting on her knees to swallow some spunk.
Next up we see Sapphire Rae in a scenario that works so well I’m surprised I’ve not seen it used in more porn flicks. She’s a cute teenage groupie who’ll happily do anything to get the autograph’s of her favourite English rock group. Straight away they tell her to start sucking cock which she happily and skilfully does, doing an especially good job of handling both cocks at the same time - a skill which always impresses me (and turns me on) It’s also worth mentioning that she takes two facials cum shots with her eyes open - a risky move, considering how painful getting a load in the eye is. Nice to see a porn girl making that little extra effort!
The final pairing of Rob and Rachel Rotten has a bit of a Beauty and the Beast feel to it. Rob’s big green mohawk, piercings and huge number of tattoos (including ‘poison’ tattooed down his cock - ouch!) don’t make him the typical porn stud, whereas Rachel’s  tight body, perfect small tits and huge beautiful eyes (you’ll totally see what I mean when she gazes at the camera with her big dark eyes and a mouthful of cock, looking so sweet but so devastatingly dirty all at once) make her the ideal porn star. Together though, they have some hot chemistry and obviously know how to get each other off. Rachel also keeps her fishnets on, which kept me happy. She makes the cutest little whimpering noises as Rob first fucks her pussy then pounds her ass, and yes, this is my favorite scene of the movie. Whilst these girls are not the biggest names in American porn, they certainly look good and fuck well - this is a cute and sexy film which, basically, worked for me.
Xylena, Brittany Alexander, Sapphire Rae, Rachel Rotten

Naughty Little Nymphos

Dont Kiss Me Just Fuck Me

Posted in Anal, Cumshot, Girl/Girl on August 1st, 2008 by admin

Nickelass is a man after my own heart - his movies are rough and fast, hard and nasty, with all the girls in a uniform of collars and corsets - all topped off with a rock music soundtrack.
The action kicks straight off, hardcore style, with brunette Jaynie joining stud Danny and the voluptuous Natalie Heck, who’s less blonde than before but has much bigger boobs, and looks great in her fetishy gear. The action is quick to get filthy as fuck, with plenty of gagging, hairpulling and deepthroat facefucking of each girl in turn, while the spare girl licks, rims and sucks wherever she can get her head in. The fucking is great - Danny’s getting really good - he slams into them side by side on the sofa, and they both give as good as they get, pushing back to take the cock even harder. The scene ends in a decent double facial and some horny looking come-swapping.
Starr’s scene is even more American style, with her unique twist of naivety and utter depravity adding to the mix. She’s paired with massive dicked black stud Sensi, and after some great cunnilingus shots of his tongue in her spread pink little pussy, she gets her tits in his face and fucks herself on his cock, grinding to and fro with gusto. Starr follows this by some pussy to mouth action, with not just a blowjob, but deepthroating his enormous cock all the way to the base - eyes watering, going red, but still managing it! This is one talented pornstar, who surpasses this only by fitting the thing in her arse, and riding a violent DP with a large toy, handily tucked into her stocking, before an oral popshot, which she drools in and out and onto her breasts - lovely.
The first time I saw Sam Bond, I knew she’d be great with Nickelass: nice big tattoos, a dramatic rock type of image, and large silicone breasts. She’s lucky enough to have two studs, and is on her knees “where she belongs”, sucking away on their cocks with enormous enthusiasm, before getting onto the sofa to let them fuck her one by one. The fucking positions give great views of her tattoos and bouncing, corset framed breasts, if (like me) you enjoy that combination. Sam’s got unlimited energy and stamina for shagging, it seems, with excellent sex noises and dead horny expressions to the camera, especially suring the DP, where she’s gasping her head off while making it clear how much she loves it.
Well known and loved established star Faye Rampton takes on two studs next, starting with lots and lots of wet, nasty cocksucking of both guys, drawing breath only to talk dirty as she moves her mouth from one dick to the other. Her gutter language goes great with the soundtrack, and as she gets her shag at last, it just gets hotter and hotter. After a tight looking DP, with much wincing and yelling in pleasure as she’s filled to her limits, there’s a very inspired position where she’s placed upside down on a tall, round table, and made to suck cock upside down, her long hair hanging to the floor, as the other guy fucks the other end. The facial almost, but not quite, goes in her eye, but she still smiles and plays with it.
The filming is pretty manic, but gives plenty of dramatic closeups both of faces during very intense penetrations, and tight pussies and arses filled by large cocks. These movies aren’t for everyone (those who don’t like loud, hard music with their porn should either stay away or turn off the sound) but there’s more enthusiasm and sheer love of porn for porn’s sake than many other UK studios I’ve seen. This one is better edited and produced than the first, and for someone working out of one location with a limited budget, he certainly gets the best out of the girls.
Natalie Heck, Jaynie, Starr, Samantha Bond, Faye Rampton

Dont Kiss me Just Fuck Me

Cheek Splitters

Posted in Anal, Cumshot, Group Sex, Interracial on July 30th, 2008 by admin

This film from Cutting Edge is full of “THAT isn’t going to fit in THERE” moments, each followed by “oh blimey it IS!”. Personally I love this kind of film - so long as the girls look into it, which most of this lot do.
Ava Devine, Ciera Sage, Veronica Jett, Marie Luv and Victoria Sin are joined by mammoth-cocked studs including Sledgehammer, Sascha and Lee Stone. If you’re one of our female SB subscribers and you like big beautiful cocks, watch this film - there are some really great ones here.
The quality of the six scenes is quite variable, with two very good, one fantastic and the other two bad but amusing.
The stand-out for me is Marie Luv’s scene. This girl is stunning to watch: beautiful, sexy, downright dirty, and a great performer. The pink of her neon bikini matches that of her tongue and her pussy, inside dark chocolate-brown lips. She tells us at the start of the scene: “I want some serious hardcore fucking” - and she gets it. Watching her perfect globe of an arse bouncing up and down above Lee Stone’s super-long cock is a real joy. She demonstrates some jaw-dropping (literally, I guess) deep-throating abilities too, filmed from some great unusual angles. She and Stone work really well together, seeming to be in-tune and having a good time, with her squealing and laughing in delight as he throws her around in the air into different positions. I’ll be looking out for more of her films.
Elsewhere, Kat demonstrates original uses for a gym weights machine, and is discovered doing so by Billy Glide. After playing with a large butt plug they go inside and find Scott Lyons on the bed. The two are soon spit-roasting her. Glide’s cock is about the size of her forearm - it’s one of those moments I mentioned at the start. She manages DP with them too, even in the highest platform heels I’ve seen. Kat is tiny, as is Victoria Sin, who gets DP’d in mid-air in her scene by Sledgehammer and Steven French.
The first and last scenes are a bit odd. The first doesn’t seem very well-timed or filmed, with the three studs’ concentration seeing to wander - at one point one not engaged in the action is looking under the sofa cushions for something he’s lost. Ava Devine puts on a great show however, at one point taking what looks like double-anal.
In the final scene meanwhile, Ciera Sage and the gorgeous Veronica Jett share Sascha - except it seems Veronica and Sascha are sharing some in-joke all the way through, and Ciera’s pissed off she’s not in on it. The girls don’t seem to want to touch each other, and Veronica keeps looking at Sascha and grinning. Her very real wincing and responses as his dick eventually slides a few inches up her arse just make Ciera’s monotone “oh yeah does that feel good in my arse you arsehole, oh yeah”’s as he goes full-hilt into hers sound passionless and wooden. Now I wouldn’t wish on-set trouble on anyone but at the same time, as porn farce, I found this all quite entertaining. I’d love to know the behind-the-scenes gossip on that one.
In some ways this is like a nastier, US version of Harmony. The setting is mostly a big mansion, but the weather suggests it’s out-of-season. The girls are beautiful but not supermodel lookalikes, and the make-up is great but the costumes are skimpy pornstar-ho not designer satin. The action is equally hard, although in this the focus is as much on pussy as arse, despite the title. I can’t decide which film I like best. I might just have to watch them again to decide…Ava Devine, Cierra, Veronica Jett, Marie Luv, Victoria Sin, Kat

Cheek Splitters

Dora Venters Fuck Me

Posted in Anal, Cumshot, Girl/Girl, Group Sex on July 29th, 2008 by admin

The latest star in Harmony’s Fuck Me series is blonde Hungarian bombshell Dora Venter. She is joined by Poppy Morgan, Franki, Julie and Katy Caro for over two and a half hours of the glossy hardcore action you’d expect from this label.
Olivier Sanchez, Jazz Duro, Ben, Zoltan and Don are the studs, although we don’t get to see much of their faces - the focus is all on their cocks in shot after shot of close-up penetration.
“I love sex. I love to fuck”, says Dora at the start of the film. She talks to the viewer throughout, describing what she wants done to her. Much of this is arse-focused - “Do you like my arse? Would you like to fuck my arse?” - as is the whole film. All five scenes feature anal penetration before the pussies get any action. Poppy Morgan begins the first scene with her fingers either side of Katy Caro’s arse asking “do you want to see me stretch her arsehole?”, and Franki starts hers “Do you want to see my arsehole?… I want your cock in my arse”. I like anal, and enjoy watching it on film, but prefer the balance tipped more in favour of the pussy with anal as an extra.
When the girls do get their pussies pounded, it’s usually not for long, and in-between anal shafting. Arse-Vag-Arse seems to be the new ATM if this film is anything to go by. In the final scene Dora kneels between Franki and Katy’s upturned arses (all in white stockings and pretty colourful lingerie), talking the viewer through what’s she’s shoving her fingers into - “arse… and pussy… and now arse… and pussy…”.
There’s lots of DP too, and with any-hole-in-any-order hard fucking. This is done best in Dora’s main scene, where’s she’s joined by one stud but demands more, ending up with four cocks pointing at her. She takes vigorous anal and DP while smiling at the camera as if nothing’s happening, directing the action through where she positions her body. As the scene hots up however the studs begin to take more control, and we do finally see her elegant in-control demeanour slip as she becomes a groaning shaking orgasmic mess (in the best possible sense), the studs shoving their dicks into her in a frenzy. I loved this scene as it’s rare to see her lose control like that.
Poppy and Katy’s scene is great too, as they use their stud like a sex toy. The setting is a villa pool at night-time - as usual with Harmony, the locations, clothes and make-up are fantastic. Katy is an exceptionally beautiful girl, and we’re treated to close-ups of her skyblue eyes in between those of her arse getting stretched. She and Poppy treat their stud to a great synchronised blow-job at the end of their scene.
Katy appears again in the final group scene with Dora and Franki, and really gets into the action. She also demonstrates great slapping technique on Dora’s arse… she’s my new girl-girl fantasy partner! This last scene also features one of the horniest cumshots I’ve seen all year - I won’t ruin the surprise by telling you exactly what happens…
In most of the film the girls are directing the action, but if you prefer to see the guys in control the third scene will get you going - tiny little Latino-look Julie, all huge sleepy brown eyes, pouty red lips and braces, being manouvered into the best positions to be penetrated by two huge dicks. She doesn’t talk to the camera, except to occasionally breathe “fuck me” low under her breath. She’s as opposite to Dora as you could get.
The bonuses are also good. They include a solo scene by classy goth Victoria Sin. She strips in a luxury bathroom, telling the viewer, “I know you’re gonna call me, cause you wanna fuck me…”. Her physique is exceptionally slender and muscular, a change from the usual porno look. Another extra is an interview with Dora in which she reveals she’d tried DP and been making home porn films before she went into the industry.
The Harmony label just keeps on getting better - this is the cream of UK porn.
Dora Venter, Poppy Morgan, Franki, Julie, Katy Caro, Victoria Sin

Fuck Me

Sex Cells

Posted in Anal, Cumshot, Girl/Girl on July 28th, 2008 by admin

This is the best lit, edited, cast and themed porno I’ve seen in rather a long time. Sex Cells is set in a prison, a dark, sexual den of iniquity where prisoners and guards alike indulge in the most depraved and dirty acts, unseen by public eyes. The atmosphere is incredible, with costumes, location and filming coming together to produce scenes that will stick vividly in your memory, getting you stiff in your pants every time you see a police hat.
The scenes take place in near darkness, except it’s not - that’s just the illusion of the jail we get from the skilled lighting. It kicks off with a gasping, writhing pair of brunette lesbians, Melanie and Anetta Keys, in a barred, murky cell. Both girls are uniformed, but one has a sexy uniform hat and is displaying the body language of power, although not in an intrusive way. She’s more dominant in her sexual moves, and the other babe gets naked far quicker. The kissing is sizzlingly erotic - wordless fondling ensues of the nicely contrasting small and large breasts and curvy, slender bodies, and the resulting pleasure looks totally authentic. The pussy licking is done with smiles and skill, and the rubbery truncheon is used to great effect in both pussies at the same time, along with simultaneous clit rubbing. Beautiful.
Daria Glower plays the ultimate prison bitch next, with just enough speaking at the beginning to make me wish I was in that prison too! She unleashes her breasts from her tight, sexy prison dress, and keeping her uniform hat on, slowly and seductively beckons over the male prisoner, who’s wanking in his cell. The power dynamic is palpably erotic, as she lets him grope her tits through the bars just enough to torture him with lust. Abu Ghraib guards, eat your heart out. When she sucks his cock through the bars, he almost explodes then and there - it’s very brave of her to open the cell and allow him to completely ravish her. The positions they achieve are incredible, including a memorable prolonged 69 with him holding her upside down! Apart from the frantic, unrestrainable sex noises, the fucking is intense and silent, with just the odd grunt and gasp, especially as he slips his wang into her arse, and drives it home, ending in a very cute mini anal gape. A privileged prisoner indeed - but not enough for her to let him out… she’ll let him spaff all over her, but she won’t set him free.
More prickteasing ensues when blonde stunner Kathy Anderson plays cruelly with her handcuffed prisoner behind a thin wire cage, where he can’t get more than a single finger stroke as she erotically peels off her dress and undulates her beautiful body just out of reach. Rubbing her nipples up against his grasping, desperate fingers, she winds him up even more by sucking on his fingers one by one while slowly stripping, until she’s just wearing her hat, her dress (hanging off) and her stockings. The sex is predictably explosive when he finally gets his hands on her - just trust me on this one. An utterly beautiful facial to finish, which she sexily sucks off the end of the cock as it drips elegantly down onto her ample naked breasts.
I was creaming my pants by this point, horny as hell from the incredible body language and sex themes in the movie, and this only got better as the fourth scene put a man in the role of guard. He barks orders at Claudia Adams, a slinky, dirty little brunette in a grubby wifebeater and jumpsuit, making her show her tits, crawl around, and suck his cock (and his truncheon!) through a special hole in the cage. He’s still controlling her through the bars after she’s sucked his cock, and he makes her strip off and push her pussy hole up against the gap in the wire - absolutely genius use of the set here, it really works. By the time he comes in, she’s up against the wall in her pretty knickers and stockings, looking ripe for molesting. The fucking positions are extremely dynamic and visually captivating, and it’s nice and noisy, in a sexy way.
But just when you thought the movie couldn’t get any better, it does. Blonde beauty Nikki Sun is in the therapy room - a white padded cell - and is dressed for the occasion, bound tight in a red rubber straightjacket and dramatic smudged eye makeup. Her captor torments her by threatening her with his truncheon, slapping her pussy with it, and forcing her to suck his stiff cock as he stays fully clothed, in the ultimate position of power. As she’s still in the straightjacket, there’s not as many exciting sex positions at first as the last few scenes, but the ending more than makes up for it, though, as after some lusty sideways frolicking on the floor, she wanks him to climax onto her tits - the aim may not be as expert as a DIY popshot, but it’s a million times hornier to see the girl get him there instead.
Dreamlight Studios tell me the stars are from Prague, but the production doesn’t have the usual problems of heavy accents and uncomfortable acting - these babes just use body language and their own beauty to amazing effect. The director, Kendo, has done an incredible job of putting together a porn movie that really does make the most of its theme… and I’d recommend it to men and women alike.
Nikki Sun, Claudia Adams, Kathy Anderson, Daria Glower, Melanie, Anetta Keys

Sex Cells

No Angels

Posted in Anal, Cumshot, Girl/Girl, Group Sex on July 26th, 2008 by admin

Angel Long is one of Strictly Broadband’s favourite performers - editor JB says she “looks like a supermodel, behaves like a bloke”. So we’re pleased to add to the website this ‘best of’ DVD, with five of her hottest scenes for Relish.

First up in a scene from Customs & Sexcise, Angel - in shades, a fur-collared jacket and high heels indeed looking like a supermodel - gets stopped by the boys at the customs desk, Tony De Sergio and P.K. They give her a thorough examination, including a ‘taste test’ of her pussy. Playing the part of the slightly confused and bored traveller she manages not to smile - until she finds herself eye-level with two hard cocks. Then her face lights up with that amazing big grin and her eyes sparkle… This is a girl who truly loves giving head, and I don’t think there’s any man who wouldn’t love to have that long pierced tongue circling the top of his dick. She’s great throughout all her scenes, but it’s when she’s sucking cock that she shines the most.
In Rogue Traders, she is a bored housewife, waiting for the milkman to come and give her some ‘creamy goodness’. Once Milky arrives the full sexual possibilities of an Ikea-style kitchen are explored, Angel extending her long legs over the worktops as he pounds her from every angle. She directs the action, telling him what she wants him to do, and stays in role throughout, telling him how she fucked her husband earlier, and that she can smell his wife’s pussy on his cock. This is one of the great things about Angel’s performances - she gets into character, plays along and enjoys it, tongue firmly in cheek (when it isn’t engaged elsewhere).
She’s an art student next, in Lessons In Love, taking a private class with her fellow blonde student. The subject is life drawing and the model is James. Once the teacher is out of the room the girls start to get it on, teasing James, before finally including him in their fun. Angel shows us how good she is with girls too as she eats pussy while getting shagged from behind.
Another of Angel’s skills is dirty talk, and she puts this to use in her scene from ‘To The Manor Porn’, finding the owner of the house and telling him she likes rich men, then riding him, all the time in six-inch thigh-high boots.
Lastly, in my favourite scene, taken from Weapons Of Mass Satisfaction, she faces death by firing squad. Her last request though is the “truncheon meat” of the squaddies set to shoot her, and sergeant Tony De Sergio decides to grant the request. She looks great in just about anything but I particularly like her in this sexy-combat-style gear. This is an outdoor scene but even in bright natural daylight her body is flawless. After some super-hot DP, the squaddies finally line up to shoot - their cum not their guns. She swallows the lot, after first blowing bubbles, putting her fingers in her mouth then letting the spunk drip back off them, and genuinely taking massive delight in playing with it.
This DVD serves as a good best-of Relish, with top-quality camerawork, close-ups, sets and costumes. Angel is what makes it exceptional though.

No Angels

Collision Course

Posted in Anal, Girl/Girl, Group Sex, Interracial on July 21st, 2008 by admin

Collision CourseWhen stars collide” is the tagline on this high budget production, and that’s what these two Vivid contract girl bombshells, Tera Patrick and Briana Banks, are renowned for. Their star quality shines through, whatever they’re doing, whether it be strutting about on six inch heels in a bikini, or deepthroating a cock, covered in spit. In the USA, pornbabes like this are treated as stars, as idols, and I have to say, it does show in their performances.
Tera and Briana start off the movie with a bit of a tease - they focus on another girl, rather than doing the filthy things to one another… both are naked, and great eyecandy, but that’s as far as it goes. Dillian Lauren is their plaything, tied to a poolside chair, acting as Briana’s sub. Part of me wondered whether she’s made to be the bitch because she has smaller breasts than the other two - perhaps there’s some kind of boob based hierarchy going on here. The two stars ravish her with fingers, tongues and toys - Dillian gets spread wide, tormented and teased, dildoed to within an inch of her life, and remains obedient and pliable throughout the rough handling.
Some hard boy/girl is up next, with blonde Briana stalking round a pool in her bikini for just long enough to have you clawing at an aching erection, wishing she’d get nasty so you can get it off. As she starts sucking her stud’s cock, her heavily made up, pretty eyes gaze up at you from largely POV filming, giving astonishingly vivid glimpses of her utterly irrefutable star quality. Her boobs are perfect for titfucking, and the positions are smooth and professional; there’s just enough rough play to satisfy, but not so much you’ll be wincing - half the slaps are from her hitting her own arse! The anal is great, although the glossy editing means there’s not a trace of lube or preparation, just shoving the massive (seriously, very big) dick straight into a neat little gape and pounding away, with a wide, authentic smile on Briana’s face making the whole thing even hotter.
Tera gets to show what she’s made of in the third scene, which begins with her sunbathing by (yes, you guessed it) a pool, curving herself into all kinds of elegant positions as the camera breathlessly scans every inch of her utterly perfect body. Even when she’s just sunbathing, Tera waves her arse around provocatively. No wonder she gets the shagging of her life when a tattooed biker strides in and sticks his dick in her mouth. I really enjoy Tera’s blowjob technique - she uses plenty of spit, enough to be able to blow bubbles with as the precum and throatlube combine to make a lovely drippy fuckhole of her face. Wonderful views of the guy fingering her vagina in piledrive position, with her perfect, shaven pussylips framing a neat little gape, as his spit rolls inside.
Sultry brunette Vanessa Lane gives us a change of scenery next as she takes on two hung studs by another bloody swimming pool. She may not be as well known as the main stars, but she certainly knows what to do with two cocks at the same time, and she also has tits to die for, with glorious puffy, sticky out nipples, not to mention a perfect figure to go with them. Vanessa provides the sexual acts that we haven’t yet been treated to - the double penetration, the spitroasts, the hard, nasty piledrives and spitroasts and gapes we now expect as standard in any American porno. She also throws some incredible silhouettes against the blue sky, including an amazing upside down acrobatic feat of flexibility that had me rewinding and watching it again!
In the last scene, we finally get what we came for, as Tera and Briana grab each other with lust, against the gorgeous scenery of a country where the sun always shines. Tongues lap, lick and caress as the breasts come out, and the outfits peel off to reveal their perfect little pussies. Briana seems more into the lesbian action than Tera, but Tera has a taste for pussy, and buries her face deep into Briana’s hole as the recipient gasps with pleasure. I love Briana’s bubbly little giggles and smiles - this girl loves her work one hundred percent. A rampant rabbit comes into play on Tera, being quickly and repeatedly transferred from pussy to mouth, then a buttplug and dildo are put to good use at the same time on Briana, who begs and squeals for harder and harder action, along with her trademark self slapping and wonderfully loud orgasms.
This really is an unmissable watch, especially if you’re not keen on the more extreme, rougher end of American porn, and prefer the glossiness of expensive makeup, stars and sets. You don’t get much hotter than Tera and Briana, so sit back and enjoy this very beautiful production from America’s top studio.

The New Devil In Miss Jones

Posted in Anal, Fetish, Girl/Girl, Group Sex on July 19th, 2008 by admin

The New Devil In Miss Jones25 Years later the devil gets
her due. A re-make of 1972’s
original ground-breaking
adult classic, The New Devil
in Miss Jones is Vivid
Entertainment’s biggest
project to date. Savanna
Samson (Miss Jones) is a
virgin suicide who begs
Jenna Jameson (The Devil)
to grant her just a little
more time on earth before
her descent into hell.
Jenna obliges… but only
if Miss Jones totally and completely surrenders
herself to the sins of the flesh. In the opener,
Vicky Vette is happily molested by three horny
boys on, in and around a dumpster in a skid
row alley.
Jenna and Rachel Rotten break off
a wailin’ girl/girl with anal, toys and carpet
munching galore. Then Jenna and Savanna
furiously fuck each other in the most
passionate, animalistic fashion. Following
that is the orgy scene to end all orgy scenes,
it’s wall to wall sex with every fetish
imaginable in play. Then Tony Tedeschi
goes to town on Brooke Alexandre with
his toy and leaves her with a face full of
his frosting. Roxanne Hall and Angelica
Sin DP each other with their toys and
then give Dick Smothers Jr. a scorching
BJ. In the finale, Nick Manning drills
Savanna like she’s the last woman on
the planet, pummeling her butt and
splooging on her face. All super hot
scenes that make up the adult feature
to top all for at least another decade!
Jenna Jameson, Savanna Samson,
Roxanne Hall, Rachel Rotten, Angelica
Sin, Brooke Alexander, Jessica Jaymes,
Vicky Vette

Emotions

Posted in Anal, Cumshot, Girl/Girl, Group Sex on July 17th, 2008 by admin

EmotionsSeven stories. Seven emotions.
One common thread. Stacked
with an ensemble cast (including
over fifty extras), this drama
follows seven emotions put to
seven different interweaving
stories. Each scene depicts
strong feelings that lead to
great sex. Paul Thomas
presents Emotions, a Vivid
production that features
seven anals, squirting,
multiple facials and two
double penetration scenes.

With that kind of action, you’ll second that
emotion. Mercedez, Dominica Leoni, Sharon
Wild, Teoni, Dru Berrymore, Angelica Sin, Julie
Robbins, Natasha Dolling, Wendy Divine,
Natalie Woods.