Star Ballz
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Star Ballz caused a bit of a stir upon its arrival in 2001 when Lucasfilm failed to see the funny side and tried to get an injunction put on the movie’s distribution. Fortunately, they failed and MMG, the makers of Star BallZ, counter sued the movie monsters for a reported $100 million. I attempted to find out the outcome of this but to no avail. Anyway, as you can see, Star BallZ is still available 6 years later and it’s a good job or none of us would be treated to this comedy animated romp which, as you’ve probably guessed, has a strong leaning towards the Star Wars flicks.
Hardened Anime/Manga/Hentai fans should know straight off that this is clearly intended as a fun flick in the same vein as those endless frames of dross the Americans pump out such as Scary Movie, That Naked Gun , you know the type. If you want breathtaking computer animation to analyze under your After Effects microscope and deep plots to uncover then best steer clear. For those who just want a break from their usual intake of smut, a change is as good as a rest so, Star Ballz…
The ‘plot’ revolves around Princess, who unfortunately doesn’t seem to have a comedy porn spin on ‘Lea’, the original Star Wars sex pot our anime nympho is based on, though admittedly, it is pretty hard to think of one. Layher? Anyways, Princess is being held captive on the Ass Star by Lord LimpBizkit (a Darth Vader type) and his minions, the Spermtroopers, who quite literally, are dickheads. It’s up to our hero Gokuu, of Dragonball Z fame (no doubt called Cokuu, i’m unsure, but we’ll call him that anyway) and his pal Chewhowey (as in Stern) to rescue her. With appearances from a very familiar looking C-3P0 and his robot pal R2-D2 this is shaping up to be one star studded affair! Hang on a minute, this beepy little robot sidekick isn’t R2-D2, he’s called P4Q. Yep, it’s Pikachu.
Spoiler warning: Fans of the popular animated series Pokemon, who do not want an image of a bastardized Pikachu being fucked in the ass by a Dragonball dude in their minds, should look away at this point – but it doesn’t last long. Long enough to set off an anal transmission so our guys know where to find Princes though!
The cock mad lass can’t resist getting freaky with her captors and proceeds to suck off a couple of Spermtroopers before trying it on with Lord Limpbizkit (who incidentally, has Mickey Mouse ears) but our masturbating dark one gets so excited at the prospect of doing the rude thing with our humongous boobed gal he ‘arrives’ a little early, much to her disappointment. Nevermind, she can grab another Spermtrooper and take his metal shaft in her well fucked hole. The hero has arrived by now and the good guys race to escape the Ass Star not forgetting to stop for a fuck along the way. There’s numerous hurdles to overcome in their bid for freedom including battles with cum gun toting Spermtroopers, walls that close in and spout cocks that must be sucked and of course dark Lord Limpbizkit, who finds himself on the wrong end of a cock saber. Ouch!
Throughout the movie there are numerous spoofs of popular Western stuff such as Kid Rock (Big Cock), who we see getting sucked off, Ali G, Madonna, the From Dusk Till Dawn ‘pussy lovers’ scene, Silence Of The Lambs (complete with infamous cum flinging bit) and my favourite which is a double whammy nod to Goodfellas and The Shining from Limpbizkit, there’s many, many more and should raise a smile from most peeps or at least get you thinking ‘now where did I hear/see that before?’, which is kinda fun. I’m stuck on the laser field part.
