18 Inch Club
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I resisted the temptation to fast forward and watched the film from the start. There are three scenes, starring Mila, Phyllisha Anne and Christgen Wolf, and of course Big T. In the first, Phyllisha Anne is dancing round a pole (no, not Big T’s, yet) while being watched by Big T. She strips out of her ‘18 Inch Club’ T-shirt, then her g-string as he tips her. Eventually he joins her on the stage, leaning her slender frame against the pole and caressing her small pert tits. At last his trousers are undone, and they drop to the floor to revel the biggest pair of white Y-fronts ever. I guess you need a lot of material to cover 18 inches, but against Big T-s somewhat skinny long-limbed frame this baggy nappy-like sight wasn’t a turn-on. My anticipation of what lay beneath overcame that though.
Quickly the pants too are dropped, and out flops a dick that I can actually believe, stretched to its fullest length, might almost measure 18 inches. Phyllisha has her lips round the end of it pretty quick. Here the somewhat predictable “yeah suck it baby, suck that big black dick” starts. But much as she sucks, he doesn’t get rock hard. I was having a conversation with some mates before I watched the film and one of the guys said, “I bet he can’t get it hard, it’d take too much blood from the rest of his body”, and this seems to be the case. He rolls a condom on the end (now no guy can claim to be too big to wear one) and fucks Phyllisha in various positions but has to hold the base of his dick with one hand and sort of squash it in. She gives him a hand-job and it looks like she’s milking a cow - that two-handed action with a semi-firm teat flopping about at the end. The scene ends without a cumshot - what an anti-climax in all senses.
Next we see Big T and Mila playing basketball, until she can no longer resist checking his dick out. She encourages him to talk dirty, then has a brave go at deep-throating. She then goes into a kind of frenzy, shouting abuse at him in between gagging herself on his cock, most of the words unclear but seeming to be accusing him of having a small penis, finishing with “even chickens have bigger dicks than you!”. Next she’s issuing demands while he licks her out, while fingering her own arse at the same time. All this abuse and dirtiness really gets him going, and he’s much harder than in the first scene. Although still not totally stiff he fucks her hard enough to make her gasp, his dick shiny with her pussy juices. After pounding her in every position she’s still yelling for more, but he stops - again there’s no cumshot.
Last up Christgen Wolf finds him getting out of the shower, and admires his dripping wet cock. They go through the motions on a bed, with his semi-hard dick squashing in and out of her pussy and between her big enhanced tits. Again there’s no cumshot.
So Big T doesn’t shoot, making me wonder whether he can. Could the muscle propulsion from the base of the dick shoot the cum all the way down it? Or maybe it just dribbles out? I felt a bit sorry for him. He doesn’t look like he’s having the best time during the sex - he looks far happier shooting hoops over the heads of the three girls at the end - and it all has a bit of a freakshow feel to it. But then, he has an 18 inch dick, how sorry can you really feel for him, right guys?
All three girls are blonde and a bit trailer-trash, but with good figures, and it’s a shame they all wear the same baggy white ‘Club’ T-shirts and white g-strings. A bit more variety might have been better. Still, a dick that’s not hard squishing up against a pussy isn’t going to be a good sight whatever the girl looks like. This film is worth seeing for the middle scene though. Girls take note, if you bed a guy with a huge dick, tell him it’s tiny - that might be his ultimate turn-on.
