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The cover says no gagging, no spitting, no gaping assholes, no anal, no boobjobs, no fake screaming… this certainly doesn’t sound like the usual kind of porno produced these days! And with real (non pornstar) women, real boyfriends fucking them, and best of all, realtime sex - you’ll find it a refreshing and extremely erotic change from the norm.

Bernie is the Big Beautiful Woman advertised on the cover, and boy is she shaggable - acres of soft curves, a bubbly and sensual erotic nature and a nice smile. The guy does some great pussy pleasuring, and very obviously enjoys her fleshy parts, grasping and grabbing at her belly and bum while fucking her. She’s having a lot of fun too, starting off fairly quiet, with her panting and moaning rising to a climactic crescendo, frantically working her clit as he pounds away.

The next lady, Ember, isn’t as plump as Bernie, but she’s twice as excitable, with her blonde frizzy hair and sexy denim miniskirt with stockings marking her out as a girl who really knows how to have a good time in bed. She has 2 guys at her disposal, and 69’s with one for long enough to have a loud, messy orgasm all over his face, while skillfully wanking him off. This is followed up by a great vaginal spitroast which has some imaginative camera angles, and lots of noise.

MILF Alex has a body to die for and tits perkier than girls half her age, with amazing bullet like nipples, all erect and hard with her arousal. Her sex style is rampant and demanding, and I really enjoyed the guy giving her cunnilingus after he’d been fucking her as well as before - that’s a real turnon, showing how into it they both are. She rides on top of him for long enough to have a massive orgasm, sexily yelling the place down.

Mid 30s brunette Kimberly has pierced nipples, a pierced navel, and a hell of a lot of sex drive, telling us how she needs a shag at least 2 times a day. She’s another energetic little fucker, rampantly pushing back on the cock as it thrusts into her. She keeps her high heels on throughout, and with her widely spread legs looks very ‘pornstar’ indeed, although endearingly amateur and horny at the same time.

Cilla is one confident and randy lady, with massive great big natural tits, milky pale skin and lovely long black hair. She shoves the man’s face into her ample bosom, visibly getting off on the nipple stimulation and boob induced power over him, before lying back and thoroughly getting into, and off on, a good licking from him. As she gets fucked in reverse cowgirl and doggy type positions, her big breasts swing and bounce so much that even before the breast aimed popshot, you’ll be struggling to contain yourself.

The great thing about this movie is that it’s all completely real, with absolutely no faking - it’s genuine sex, with proper orgasms from the girls. Real women do take a bit of time to warm up, get into the action and actually come. They don’t just climax after a convenient and camera friendly 20 minutes - and these scenes don’t hide the fact that they’re edited down to 30 minutes each, from the unhurried, raw original shagging.

It may be a cliche that we lads love fast cars and fast women, but hot damn, I am not complaining when it results in porn like this. A beautifully presented glossy spoof of a fast and sexy big screen movie, Cum In 60 Seconds will give you infinitely more pleasure with its infallible theme of sexy cars and even sexier girls.

Mika Tan made my jaw drop - a stunning oriental sexbomb with a body to die for, long glossy black hair, a minimal black leather outfit - and a sultry personality that would draw you in like an invisible magnet. She plays a top female racing driver, polishing her beautiful vehicle in her erotic little outfit - but when a police officer turns up and demands sexual favours in return for not taking her car, she’s entirely willing to please. The power exchange is intoxicating, as she struggles to succumb her fierce sexual pride in order to submit to his desires, but she’s clearly getting a lot of pleasure out of it all as she gets fucked over the toolbench, panting and gasping.

If that kind of scenario is all a bit complex, and you just want a nice wank over a simple but hot fantasy, tall slender blonde Lauren Phoenix has the perfect scene for you. She’s washing her car. She’s naked but for a scrap of a thong. She’s soaping herself up and spraying the hose on her dripping crotch. She takes off her knickers. When the stud strides over and grabs her arse, and she turns around with a smile - the rest is history. Beautiful, basic scene of this horny naked soapy hottie being fucked over a nice car.

For me, the highlight of the movie was dangerous and beautiful Asian and Korean babes Lucy Lee and Nyomi Marcela in a hard, fast and rough boy/girl/girl scene, in a great car factory location. As the girls toy with their male victim, squatting in front of him, you’ll be salivating over their slender, dusky bodies, black hair falling down their backs, matching black thongs and high heels their only clothing. The guy stretches them into all kinds of amazing positions in turn, really making the most of having such a gorgeous pair, and using the cars and equipment to full advantage.

More fantastic car orientated sex positions, this time bouncing in the seat and on the chassis of a proper racing car, are brought to us by Roxy Jezel, playing a bossy garage bitch chastising her employee - which means there’s at least 5 minutes of pure licking and sucking on her pussy and arse before she gets is hard cock out and demands a good fuck. Her tiny body lends itself perfectly being picked up and tossed about by the strong mechanic, who fucks her rough and nasty.

Fans of lovely ebony chicks will have their wank cut out for them in the guise of Marie Luv - a slim black beauty who looks like a fantastic fuck. No cars in this scene, but fuck it - a pink couch in a garden is a comfortable and horny setting for a fuck, compared to all those positions involving cars which look great but must be excruciating. She’s pretty insatiable, with enough noise and self fucking type action to let us know that Marie Luv is one demanding lady.

In conclusion, with 5 fantastic scenes of over 20 minutes each, it’s highly likely you won’t just be cumming in 60 seconds… but then that would be a waste anyway - sit back and enjoy the ride!

It’s always great to see a new movie from the brilliant UK studio Fig Productions, because invariably, that means we get to see a lot more of our very favourite blonde MILF - Starr. For those of you who haven’t had the pleasure of seeing her in action yet, Starr is one of the most sexual and seductive women I’ve ever met, both on and off camera. Many’s the time she’s gotten herself naked and slutty at various industry events - but be warned, if you’re not man (or woman!) enough to handle her, she’ll ride you like a little bitch.Having said that, Starr plays her roles in porn extremely well. She can go from scared, shy girl to strict dominatrix in seconds, bringing each erotic personality to life with complete abandon. In ‘The Mechanic’, she plays a lonely housewife who lets herself be seduced by the buff black mechanic, Sensi, who can’t be blamed for getting his hands all over her after she grinds up against him, panting and whispering breathy titbits of lust. As she perches on the kitchen sideboard, and he buries his tongue in her gorgeous pink hole, you actually see her shuddering with lust, and it only gets better as he pulls and caresses her nice meaty pussy lips. It’s a huge turn on how much proper cunnilingus and foreplay there is in this scene, actually - I’d have no hesitation in recommending this scene to girls and boys alike.

Deli Cat, another feisty mature blonde, plays a plumber in the next scene, and although the plot is surreal and a bit loose, you won’t forget the fucking in a hurry, that’s for sure! It starts off with some delicious looking licking from Starr’s very skilful looking tongue… and then out comes the Drilldo. Now, as the owner of one of these incredible toys, I couldn’t help but get excited, not just because I’ve never seen one used in a porn movie before, but also because it’s the most amazing sex toy I’ve ever had the pleasure of using - fast, pounding, sheer power giving you the ride of your life. There’s a hell of a lot of noise and intensely sexy action with great chemistry as the two blondes take it in turns to give each other the fiercest fuck of their life.

Jayne is a horny and curvy brunette who I’ve seen in a few other movies and who gets more shaggable every time. Playing a housesitter in this outdoor scene with Danny, she fucks him on a picnic rug, with a great handjob leading into brilliantly enthusiastic doggy style and cowgirl pounding, before going at it up against a tree - breathless and urgent, sweaty and smiling. She’s got just enough meat on her to give her rump a delightful movement as she is slammed back and forth. The filming is pretty well done - parts are voyeuristically framed by bushes and trees as if you’re perving, but there’s also no shortage of horny closeups.

When Starr discovers what Jayne and Danny have been up to, she kicks off the last scene by demanding they get out immediately, but somehow Danny turns things around so that both girls are sucking his cock! I do get a great deal of pleasure, actually, in the way two female bums look when they’re lined up on a sofa, waiting for a fuck - once the action gets going, it’s unstoppably horny, with both girls practically fighting each other to get the lions share of cock. Starr and Jayne interact beautifully - I look forward to seeing them work together more.

All in all, it’s another great offering from Fig, with the theme held together well by the captivating character and sexuality of Starr herself, and a great variety of b/g, b/g/g and g/g action featuring fairly new faces who really know how to turn the audience on.

Most porn features pretty hot women - I’m sure the majority of you wouldn’t question that. But then, there’s hot as in an unattainably beautiful fantasy, and hot as in the kind of raunchy sexpot that *you* could conceivably pull in a club on a Saturday night. Gemma, the star of this all amateur production by Melanie, who specialises in helping swingers and beginners realise their porno fantasies, is most definitely the second kind of hot. She’s a bubbly, giggly wench with lovely large natural boobs and plenty of grabbable fleshy curves round her hips and waist - a girl you could really manhandle as you fucked her… it’s fantastic to think about.

This is deliciously real, raw and unpretentious porn. There’s no attempt made to conceal the cameras of Melanie and her husband, who are filming it all, and none of the action is being artificially forced just to suit the camera angle and general porn requirements - it’s all completely natural. The other way I could tell it was spontaneous sex between real lovers was the length of the scenes. Real lovers indulge in foreplay, they roll about and giggle, they lie in each others arms and take a breather mid way through - and all this does not, complete with sex, fit into a 20 minute slot. Therefore, sit back and enjoy a good 40 minutes or so of fun with each of the 3 scenes, as Gemma fucks her way through girls and boys alike - in realtime!

Perhaps you like the idea of voyeurism. This is real enough action that it’s one of the closest videos I’ve seen that gives a good impression of what it’s like to genuinely perv on a couples’ sex life. It’s got kind of the same sexual feel as a homemade movie, but with none of the attendant crappy camera shake, fixed angles and bad lighting. And if you usually get your amateur kicks from ‘audition’ type scenes but hate the lechy dribblings of a sleazy director (which often make the girls uncomfortable) then Melanie’s friendly, pressure free style is a real breath of fresh air.

The first scene is loving, natural sex with her boyfriend, which includes plenty of cunnilingus and a cute bit of bed bondage with stockings or something. The second scene is with him and another girl, Kitty, who’s as cuddly and ‘real’ as Gemma - and they hit it right off sexually, snogging within seconds, and quickly sliding their hands into one another’s panties as they share his cock. This is Gemma’s first bi experience - and she eats and fingers pussy like a true pro, even using a strapon! The third scene is with 3 guys, who hammer her at all angles, as she grins with delight, her boobs bouncing up and down, her flesh grabbed by many hands, her mouth always full.

Actionwise, this movie lacks nothing - there’s even DP, which is so rarely seen in this kind of pure amateur production, and it’s done in a totally natural, comfortable looking way - impressive! All the sex strikes me as pretty real, actually, especially the orgasms and proper pleasure the girls get out of it all - Gemma spends much of her scenes flushed and dishevelled looking, with a gleam in her eye that implies this is really doing it for her. Highly recommended if you want it down, dirty and as real as it gets.

There’s no actual lapdancing in this porno, but it looked good for this week’s theme so we thought hell, why not chuck it in anyway. It’s an excellent porn film for those who like porn stars who are distinct and dirty characters - it’s pretty much a compilation of all our favourite dirty mouthed, lairy Brit chicks.

Lolly Badcock generates the first lot of action by sidling up to Alicia Rhodes, and in that trademark subtle female style of hers, barking “You look dead horny in that little dress - I wanna fuck ya”. What self respecting woman would say no to that kind of offer? They retire to a separate room and after a bit of cursory wiggling around the dancing pole, really start to get use it in some of the most creatively sexy ways I’ve seen in porn. Lolly rubs her dripping snatch up and down the pole, while Alicia crouches on her knees and hungrily licks Lolly’s juices off the metal, tonguing her pussy too when it is within reach. The resulting sex is extremely noisy, not just with sex moans but with plenty of dildo gagging noises and screams as they pound each other’s pussies and arses black and blue with a variety of intimidatingly large double enders. Both girls do plenty of arse and cunt to mouth, and Lolly even uses a stra pon on Alicia - it’s rough and it’s loud, but damn is it hot.

Angel Long is every guy’s dream girl (even a gay guy I know!) because she has a bloke’s attitude to sex - she’s not afraid to demand it and she’s not ashamed of having an incorrigably rampant sex drive. She literally drags a (not entirely unwilling) guy into the next room, lies back and spreads her pussy, and orders him to taste how wet she is, before swallowing his length down her throat. More fantasies come true as Alicia arrives on the scene: “Oh, Lolly was great, but now I need a real dick”. I’m sure lesbians nationwide would have a few choice words to say about that. The two raucous blondes share the cock and take it in turns to bounce up and down on it,, but they’re hungry for juices, Alicia has Angel sitting on her face as she’s fucked in missionary, before Angel, wanting some pussy taste of her own, licks Alicia’s clit while the cock slams in and out - great positions and filming here.

After that little tryst, Angel leaves and gives a sizzling blowjob in a moving car, in an incredibly horny, very breathless and urgent kind of sex scene. The scene outside is visible flashing past out of the window, and considering the location, the sound for this scene is amazingly good, with excellent use of the limited space available.

Lolly gives us a very arousing and fun solo show, demonstrating the kind of complete self confidence that’s necessary to keep up a constant stream of dirty talk about how sexy you are and what they’d probably like to do to you.

Huge boobed, black haired Donna Marie certainly isn’t a girl to everyone’s tastes - I predict 90% of guys would be so scared of her, they wouldn’t even be able to get it up. Especially with an opening line like, “Get yer dick out! Have you washed it yet or has it been up some dirty, sweaty cunthole?”. After which she gives it a good suck anyway. That said, this scene does deliver on its theme of girl on top (she’s the manager, he’s in trouble). Before the fucking starts, she spends far more time riding his face, humping it like a cock, and arse smothering his mouth, than she does giving him head. It’s a refreshing change, and she’s a skilled facesitter.

A fantastic movie to watch if you like your stars talking dirty the whole way through. But be warned - these girls are NOT shy!

Ever wondered what might happen if the rules in a lapdance club weren’t so strict? In Lap It Up, 5 dirty dancers entertain lucky punters who don’t seem to have heard of the ‘look but don’t touch’ rule. First up Michelle B shows her stunning figure off in a white basque and suspenders, while Danny Boy relaxes by the bar and watches. I was disappointed when he touches her as soon as she approaches him however, as I was hoping there would be some proper ‘no touching’ lapdancing and teasing to get temperatures rising at the start of the scene. All the guys touch the girls as soon as they approach - be warned, don’t try this in a real lapdance club (see Lapdance Dos and Don’ts, right ). My mind was taken off this however as the pair kiss passionately, although unfortunately they don’t carry the passion through to the sex.

Janie B opens the second scene with some great hypnotic gyrating and grinding, showing off some top professional lapdancer moves. Her stud Steve Hooper is understandably rock-hard when she undoes his fly after ten minutes of her bumping and grinding against him. He doesn’t grab her much as she dances, making this scene more realistic than some of the others. Jane gives head as though he’s a boyfriend, rather than in auto-pilot porn star style - a pleasure to watch. Steve manouveurs her onto the sofa to fuck her pussy (no foreplay for any of the girls in this film), before demonstrating great smooth-action anal.

Harmony Hex is the star of the film for me, in her scene with Mark Sloan. A gorgeous slender elfin-faced blonde, with a bit of the young Patsy Kensit about her, she and spiky-haired Mark make a great-looking couple, and there seems to be a spark of real attraction between them. Harmony doesn’t have the first clue how to lapdance (but how I’d love to teach her!), but that doesn’t matter too much as Mark strips her hot-pink mesh dress off. Harmony looks pretty inexperienced throughout the scene but very turned on, and Mark seems concerned with corrupting her with care, fucking her brilliantly without concern for the camera angles. I’d love to know what happened when the cameras stopped rolling on this one.

Vinnie Bones gets to live up to his name boning puppy-curved novice Sindy in the fourth scene, after another blonde dancer gets her all warmed up in a girl-girl dance for Vinnie’s entertainment.

The final scene is an eye-opener - after a few young and inexperienced-looking starlets, in strides Angel, looking like a Hells’ Angels old mama fresh off a bike tour. She doesn’t move like a dancer at all, but what she lacks in skill she adds in enthusiasm, wriggling her pierced nipples up out of her red and black PVC corset. She looks thrilled to be about to get some young cock, courtesy of Tony James, and after lots of pouting throughout the film from the other girls it’s great to see a smile (despite a mouthful of mercury fillings you’d never see on a young starlet). Tony looks really into the scene, seeming oblivious to his tongue sticking out as he thrusts his cock into the pussy hovering above him, and there’s lots of eye contact and communication between them. Angel gurns like Mick Ronson circa Ziggy Stardust as Tony pounds her hard, creating one of those car-crash “don’t want to look but can’t resist” moments. Of course y ou will look though, because this is proper dirty fast fucking. Great stuff.

Ionie Lovecoxxx works her usual magic in this striptease-themed addition to her ‘I only love…’ series, plucking ‘guys off the street’ to get a fucking from her girls.This time she’s in Dunstable, where she hires a strip club for the day then sets out to the Asda car park to find guys willing to watch the show, get a lapdance then take the action to its logical conclusion. “The difference in my club is that instead of just wishing you could touch the girls, you can actually fuck them”, she tells potential amateur studs.

Once she has an audience assembled she brings out her first girl to dance round the pole and strip - Amber. Although not seeming very comfortable around the pole, once she’s in the back room with her boy she really gets into her show, lapdancing him while his cock jumps and twitches under her. He’s so worked up, he tries to pull the crotch of her panties aside to slide his dick into her. First though Ionie, directing behind the camera, encourages Amber to suck his dick and tease him some more. It’s all very horny viewing, with him so obviously gagging to fuck her. There’s some super-close-up oral from both sides before finally he gets to shag her.

Ionie’s guys do actually look authentically off-the-street, or certainly first-time performers. They’re all fit - no saggy ugly old men - but don’t have the muscle tone working in porn gives, aren’t sure of either their licking or pounding, are hairy, sometimes find it hard to stay firm, and need direction from Ionie on things like holding the girls’ hair back during blow jobs so the camera can see what is happening. So this is great “it could happen to me” fantasy viewing.

Chloe B’s scene is just as horny as Amber’s, with her guy starting off hesitant in his thrusting, then once he gets into a rhythm, going into a semi-trance of concentration. First up though Chloe works the pole in her striptease, gyrating and twisting. She’s a fabulous lapdancer - guys, if you want your girlfriend to see how it’s done (so she can do it for you!) this is the one to show her.

After a few more Asda carpark shots of foolish guys who said no, Janie B performs next. Her maid’s outfit and frilly stockings suit her curves brilliantly as that fabulous arse wiggles in front of the camera. She’s treated to two guys - hesitant Charlie, who in the carpark initially said no as his girlfriend would object but was persuaded by Ionie “just to come and watch the show, then see how you feel” - and over-confident Steve, muscle-bound and shaved and playing out all his porn star fantasies. The interplay of the two very different personalities as Janie sucks then fucks one then the other is great viewing.

Lorna Lace, dressed up as a kinky nurse, finishes off the film with proper stud Dougie. Amateur-looking action is great, and part of what makes Ionie’s films so popular, but to see professionals at work again is a real pleasure. This is a brilliant scene, with the stars chatting and laughing with each other and the crew, and Lorna genuinely getting off on Dougie’s perfect long dick.

At no point at all did I want to fast-forward this film. One and a half hours of properly horny porn.

I never really understood the allure of feet until I developed a raging fetish for shoes. Suddenly, the edges began to blur - I’d get all randy over a pair of heels on a gorgeous girl, and then do more than just eye up her perfect, painted toes. However, appreciating these things in the context of hardcore porn is somewhat more difficult for those of us who like to do, not watch. We can always tell when an actress doesn’t understand how important it is to show a bit of enthusiasm for her foot related action.
But these babes aren’t just going through the motions: they really get into the foot theme, and barely a moment goes by when they aren’t touching, licking, tickling, sucking or otherwise pleasuring their own or their partner’s feet, or having it done to them. Every one of the actresses seems pretty clued up on all the things that get foot fans going, and they use their imaginations to find new ways to use their feet to please. All the outfits are very classy, with a fair amount of stockings and suspenders thrown into the mix, among other classy lingerie - no tacky porno garb found here. The filming is beautiful - nice bright colours, great lighting, very original and arousing angles too.

Anetta Keys kicks things off with a captivating solo, in which she does damn near everything imaginable with her feet bar gagfucking her own face with them. There’s plenty of sexy licking and sucking, anyway, all while masturbating in a horny but coquettish manner.
Things slowly hot up with Sandy and Sophie Moore, two blondes who are the epitome of fantasy lesbian hotness, in coordinating pink outfits, long legs stretched out on the kitchen worktop that serves as the base for their antics. Food does get involved to a certain degree, but you’ll be too busy looking at the amazingly erotic foot on breast groping going on… I never knew you could do quite so many things with feet and nipples. One of the horniest parts of this scene is one girl inserting all five toes and an inch of foot into the other’s pussy… and the delightful orgasms resulting from such activities.
Stunning raven haired Missy Nicole serves up the first scene with a guy, giving a brilliantly skilful footjob - she’s definitely done this before! All oiled up with lube, she uses her feet and toes to massage his cock, working her way up his body to play with his nipples, and back down again - mostly shot in very horny POV.
Stocking clad Laura, another dark haired beauty, ups the ante with full on boy/girl fucking - she gets licked thoroughly and shagged hard while he holds and plays with her feet, making sure they’re visible to the camera at all times. She’s a very energetic fuck, slamming herself up and down on the large cock like she just can’t get enough.
There’s another full on sex scene from Eva Black, a pretty brunette, but although her feet are carefully prominent on camera as she’s fucked, there’s much more emphasis on the slippery oiled up shagging than actually using her feet as part of the sex.
Szilma Lauren starts off her scene wearing gorgeous pink stockings with embroidered tiny flowers - and gives a stunning half hour long footjob to her lucky stud. I can only imagine how good the texture felt on his cock - and the POV filming will have you imagining it too.
The best things about this movie, apart from just the feet themselves, are that needing to show off this particular aspect of their bodies leads the girls and studs to use all kinds of new and interesting positions for sex while giving footjobs and foot-visible fucks. And when girls suck their own feet, it gives us a bloody fantastic view of their pussies. Finally - here’s a foot fetish video done with some proper passion!

Doll Theatre never fail to impress me with their tongue in cheek sexy silliness - and this one is a cracker. Michelle B is one hell of a star, making this movie unmissable for anyone who’s ever had a joyful wank over her irresistible body - it’s basically a compilation of what seem to be 7 of her kinkiest fantasies. She’s in 3 of the 7 half hour scenes, making it over an hour and a half of pure Michelle B - out of more than 4 hours of action in total - fantastic value.The scenes start with Michelle feeling herself up in front of the curator (Hello George!) in the art gallery, as he shows her the sexual works of art which inspire each scene. The first scene is her own, and it’s fantastic - she’s having a magical inflatable boobjob, and the process gets her inextricably horny. Luckily it’s not George the surgeon who ‘takes care’ of her, but two strapping young doctors in medical scrubs, who give her a thorough spitroasting and licking, spreading her wide on the hospital bed.
Michelle’s next graphic visualisation is Chelsea Sinclair, a brand new bride, who has her very first fuck. Despite being a little too professional with her technique, her gleaming white lingerie and headdress looks the part, and she’s got a lovely mouth on her, with her sex talk smutty yet innocent. The skilled stud plays with her pussy while his cock’s inside it, and she’s damn near melting from pleasure.
You’ll be delighted by the lesbian threesome in the hilarious ‘Edwina Viagrahands’ - Charlie Holays and the illustrious Suzie Best join Michelle in a wonderful scenario involving the blondes dressed as nurses, putting 5 dildos on each of Charlie’s hands. More importantly, said dildos soon disappear simultaneously into all of Suzie and Michelle’s holes - use your imagination, boys! As if that’s not kinky enough, there’s also a load of hot strapon play between the girls, with good skilful fucking and lots of eye contact and smiling between the beautiful babes doing it.
Little blonde Harmony Hex presents us with her boy/girl debut in ‘Knickers’ - and what a debut it is! The long intro is well worth the wait, as you’ll be drooling over how utterly cute she is… and good lord can the girl fuck. Or rather - get fucked; she’s tiny enough for Ian to pick up and bounce on his knob, then flip upside down and do a standing 69 - not just for a token few seconds but a full 3 or 4 minutes! Harmony wins. I predict this babe will go far. Faaaaaaar.
Since I’d already seen Michelle in a couple of scenes, I started to lose concentration in her next one - a ’sexy employee seduces cross boss’ type setup. But just humour me while I enthuse about how damn hot the stud is. Tattooed and ripped, gruff and hung - you may not regret the camera focusing on her instead of him, but I was gutted! Someone should send him Anna Span’s way.
Big titted blonde Rebecca Smythe and her skimpy excuse for a nurse uniform brings a bit of ‘classic porn’ (think soft, cheesy feel, 80s music, big tits/hair etc) to this production. It’s the hot stud again, and the sex is great, with more hospital bed pounding and plenty of boobage on show, but it lacked a certain spark that the previous scenes had, but most guys wouldn’t complain with a girl like that.
The acting so far hasn’t been the best in the world, but none is as hysterically bad as Chelsea Sinclair and the massage man in the last scene - in a somewhat original turn of plot, he decides to massage her pussy before her body, after making her strip “like a stripper”. Good hard sex, with her extremely sexy and toned body stretched into all kinds of positions.
All in all, this film would be one of my favourites from Doll Theatre so far if it wasn’t for one thing - the sound. The visuals are amazing: really well filmed sex from multiple angles, with good lighting - but a small amount of it sounds like it’s been filmed by the side of the road. However, don’t let this put you off - this is certainly well worth your money simply for the length, the cast, and the giggles - not to mention the hot, dirty sex.

As the title suggests, this movie is water themed, using a variety of creative scenarios to incorporate water into the sex. It’s not as easy as it looks - a lot of porn that incorporates things like showers or swimming pools compromises on the sound, with the subtler noises of sex drowned out by the splashes or watery echoes. This movie suffers from none of that quality loss, however, with the water skilfully edited out to a non distracting background feature to the real fuck sounds you’ll want to hear. A wonderful bathroom blowjob is served up by predatory Poppy Morgan, who sneaks up on a stud in the shower wearing a red evening dress, which clings wetly to her lithe curves as she is slowly drenched. As she gets fucked, her hungry pussy swallowing the cock is filmed from the horniest possible angles - we see the action from above, below and far enough away to get a real sense of the atmosphere.
In the jacuzzi, we find Sara, a cute brunette wearing a little fishnetty something which soon comes off, after being kinkily stretched over her face for a few strokes of fucking. Her boobs will captivate you, bouncing up and down as she’s reamed, and although there’s only so many positions one can do in a bath, we do get to see some underwater penetration, which is all extremely well filmed.
If you catch a girl like Paige masturbating and she doesn’t notice you come in, don’t follow this stud’s example and tiptoe over to stick your dick in her mouth. She will, and I repeat WILL, bite it off. But this is porn, so of course she sucks it in great delight, followed by a great fuck over the locker room bench, her long dark hair swinging back and forth.
Veronica Vanozza and Angel Dark get all hot and bothered in the swimming pool, with some of the most sensual lesbian loving I’ve seen for ages. This is the perfect antidote to any of you who are wishing there was less rough sex in today’s porn - these two slide their hands over one another, lick and stroke gently, and have beautiful and convincing orgasms from the pleasure they get from one another.
Half of us here at SB HQ are totally and utterly in love with tiny, blonde Harmony Hex, the new star of the Britporn circuit, but since I have a special fetish for glory holes, this scene aroused me even more than usual. Yes, I know glory holes have nothing to do with water, but do you really care - here she is, boobs falling out of her dress, sucking cock through a wall! At first glance, I thought she was warming up her throat with a dildo in preparation for the blowjob, which I thought was rather touching, but there’s actually some kind of fantasy element involved too. Whether the real cock is imaginary or not, however, I don’t mind - because she’s soon fucking herself on it furiously over the toilet, bouncing up and down on the guy’s lap and spreading her cute shaven pussy lips wide open.
What I really love about the movies from Dreamlight is that they keep a sense of fantasy - something that isn’t easy to do in the context of explicit, hardcore sex scenes. The skilled direction by Kendo is obviously partly responsible, but I also have a feeling that the actresses have been encouraged to use body language to convey their sexuality, rather than the dirty talking a lot of them usually spout. With less talk, more is left to our imaginations, even with the more established stars, who pride themselves on their capacity to talk a hardon out of you. I’d recommend this movie to women without hesitation.

We haven’t had a movie yet at Strictly Broadband that is purely bukkake in the traditional sense - a load of men simply wanking onto a willing girl. That would be a bit homo, wouldn’t it - just watching men beat off. God knows what the Japanese see in it. Anyway - European bukkake takes all this far further into the realms of fantasy by turning it into a kind of gangbang instead. And very nice it is too - beautiful girls offering themselves up as sex objects to a bunch of average joes just like you and I, and getting thoroughly fucked in every hole, with everyone getting a piece. The babes in this movie - Maria Bellucci, Giulia Cavali, Stella Morandy, Lilit, Leila and Tanya are as beautiful as any pornstar you’d find, with perfect 10 bodies, lovely round breasts, no piercings or tattoos for the most part, and long blonde or brunette hair.

The action starts off with a soft girl girl show to rev up the atmosphere as the dudes get all hot and bothered, cheering them on. One or two intrepid studs take on the girls for a proper fuckshow, quickly stripping them off and skilfully plugging away at their holes in quick succession until the watching men are howling and yelling with male bonded lust and anticipation.

From there, it’s just nonstop fuck action, with no rest for the girls as they serve cock after cock in stunning snatches of pure, filthy sex. There’s an urgency about the whole thing, with each man frantically shagging away, hard and fast, because there’s 50 guys behind him waiting their turn. One guy fingerfucks a girl so hard that her long wail comes out like an ululating indian as his fingers slam in and out.

The men aren’t half bad for a bunch of amateurs - some have massive cocks, and fuck as hard as any pornstar. You don’t really see much of any particular man after the first sexshow is over - there’s just a never ending procession of hard cocks being sucked, fucked, and of course spurting all over the models at various intervals. From halfway through the movie onwards there’s pretty much a popshot every couple of minutes - and every few seconds towards the end.

It’s really fun seeing such enthusiastic amateurs without the usual problem of limp dicks - if they’re not hard, someone else is at the girls instead. There’s no doubt, however, that the girls are finding the experience immensely enjoyable - not because the girls are “getting all the attention”, as the box cover trumpets, but because they really do love taking a whole lot of cock.

As far as action goes, you certainly won’t be disappointed - there’s heaps of facials, arse to mouth, lesbian action, snowballing and general spunk play, and best of all - countless effortless looking and well lit double penetrations. The girls are all so sexy, they get the men off refreshingly quickly, with little wanking needed, making way for the next eager hard cock to be thrust into their face.

The only bad thing one might find to say about this movie is that it’s not long enough - but with two scenes of nearly an hour each, that’s hardly going to stop you getting off over it. Wonderful hardcore nastiness and a very attractive and willing bunch of babes indeed.

The police - uniforms, handcuffs, endless pervy scenario potential… but woefully, ridiculously underused as a porn theme compared to dull career staples like plumbers and delivery men. Until Anna Span, our favourite female porn director, comes along with the most arresting bunch of police hotties I’ve ever seen, plus some imaginative and amusing modern storylines to kick off the action. The result is a female friendly fuckfest with more buff guys than you can shake a stick at, and not a blonde, fake titted bimbo in sight.Alexis Silver is the epitome of real woman, and extremely sexy to boot. With a little extra flesh on her bones, tumbling dark locks and, best of all, huge natural tits, she’s a great casting choice as a hooker in the first scene - the man on the street goes nuts for someone like her in bed. But three male officers turn up at her door, demanding a servicing in exchange for letting her prostitution slip beneath the radar - what could be hotter? One watches and jerks off while the other two take an end each and plug away at her mouth and pussy, flipping her onto her back and all fours as her lovely big breasts swing and bounce with the shagging. Anna Span has a nice habit of using alternative, non facial moneyshots - one lands on Alexis’s arse, which is very attractive.

A very funny scene ensues next, with a fairly well acted intro involving Steeve Hooper having been burgled, and Avalon the ploicewoman arriving to ‘help’, but turning the tables on him with a thorough strip search, since he’s a convicted fraudster! Looking ravishingly cute in her uniform, Avalon nevertheless puts on a great display of understated authority as she demands he get his kit off, and hilariously, when he objects, purrs “If you’d prefer me to find a male officer to stripsearch you, sir…” - I was pissing myself laughing. But we’re not watching this for giggles, we want go get our horn on, just like Steve has by the time she gets round to examining the rock hard contents of his tight white pants. “What’s this you’ve got here - some sort of a stash?” says Avalon, running her tongue up and down the bulge. She really does play the horny and empowered policewoman very well indeed, giving a blowjob that really looks as if it’s complete ly for her pleasure, with lovely intimacy and passion as well as enthusiasm. It’s a sexy touch keeping her uniform hat on, and her police toolbelt on over her suspender belt - and she stays very much in charge throughout the sex by pinning his head down and riding on top most of the time. Extrodinarily sexy - well done Avalon and Anna.

More female authority comes in the shape of blonde Susie Tamworth, who decides to strip search her man so thoroughly that she orders him to bend over a couch so she can cavity search him. Now, you may not find that sexy, but I do, so stop whining and skip to the next scene if you’re too boring to appreciate such activities. The guy here may not appreciate it either, but he certainly makes a lot of noise in protest, some of which almost sounds pleasurable, but “This is not for your enjoyment, Mr Foster.” Having probed with her fingers, she dons some special equipment (a strapon!) behind his back, in order to complete her search. I enjoy watching girls fuck guys with strapons, and although this fuck is very slow and gentle compared to the anal inflicted on girls in porn, it’s still beautifully different from the normal porn action. An actual fuck for Susie does follow, but after all the pegging fun, I couldn’t really get into this scene’s sex - it’ isn’t the standard I’m used to from Anna Span.

My favourite scene is totally Jana’s - a tanned, slender, bikini clad Euro beauty with the most adorable accent ever, a body to die for (with natural tits), and reddish brown sexy hair. Absolutely gorgeous. She’s been burgled, and as the cop takes her details, she’s authentically and outrageously flirty with him, endearing her to me even more. Her irresistable charm means that before he knows it, his pants are round his ankles, and she’s showing the “young handsome policeman” how grateful she is for all his help. When they fuck, it’s the horniest chemistry and atmosphere ever, and she does that incredibly cute thing where the pretty girl puts on the guy’s uniform hat while riding his cock. She also has a lovely orgasm at the end, too, from being on top, before getting him to shoot over his stomach and licking it all up.

We get two cops for the price of one in the final scene, with Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence unable to resist all that sexual tension that must arise when you’re a hot young police couple working in a pair all day. The two officers use their police powers to access an empty apartment, and the sex is as steamy as it gets, totally capturing the illicit, passionate feel of a naughty quickie on the job. They whisper breathlessly to each other, not wasting a second - “Come up here and sit on my face”, “Take that off and grab this” - and the positions and chemistry all the way through are perfect. It still looks as ‘porno’ as hardcore movies generally do, but in the most natural way, as if they really are just shagging like this with noone watching.

Hand of the Law is set to be one of the releases of the year, with all the ingredients of a total hit. Great fun, great sex and a top cast - sexy girls and buff studs who are all able to entertain us with their acting, and turn us on immensely with their highly hot shagging.

After really enjoying their jail themed porno the other week, I couldn’t wait to get my teeth into this underground alternative clubbing flavoured filthfest. The locations are amazing - graffiti covered, gritty, grimy and authentic - and with wonderful attention to detail. Every outfit is punky, fun and carefully thought out, with lots of authentic looking accessories and brilliant alternative hair and makeup on each girl. The sex is pretty good too - some scenes more sizzling hot than others, but each one is way above the standard of your average porno.

Punky pigtail wearing Sara kicks off the action, endearingly clad in a red tutu and fishnetty stockings and collar, as she eyes up two dangerous looking dudes. After fondling and rejecting one, she begins a sexual assualt on the other, ferociously sucking his cock, and contorting herself into all manner of fuck positions to satisfy her hungry hole. The climax is filthy and gorgeous, with spaff all over her smudged, glitter lined eyelids, and an expression of utter lust.

In another dark clubland location, with blacklight making the graffiti even more atmospheric, two lesbians, Veronica Vanzona and Angel Dark, go at it like animals. There’s not a word of talk, just hot and heavy action, and a lot of toys. First a double dildo is wielded and fucked, sucked and shared, then some strapon oral and pussy action. The slender babes writhe and grind beautifully, and there’s one or two amazingly intimate kisses, but I thought there was a strange lack of clit play for a girl on girl scene.

The rest of the movie is UK girls we know and love - Poppy Morgan dressed up as a alternative clubbing type will be an abiding memory for sure. She’s dressed in pink stripy tights, ripped into stockings, and neon pink fishnetty club gear, including bouncy pink hair falls. The outfit shouldn’t distract you from the sex, though - it’s up to her usual hot standard, although with a lot less dirty talk. The cock Poppy’s taking is massive - she’s gasping and panting like fuck as she flings herself about on it.

My favourite scene was Renee Richard’s, as artistic, sensual filming shows the moment she leans out of her limo and predatorily seduces punky Pascal with the look in her eye… and a flash of her knickerless crotch. Having made her availability clear, the interaction between the two gets nastier and dirtier by the second, with moments of stunning chemistry as they hold each others’ gazes, whisper intimate snatches of depravity, and kiss deeply before spitting or grabbing in fierce lust. By the halfway point, Renee’s makeup is streaked all down her face from the general wet, filthy urgency of the shagging. The whole thing takes place half in, half out of the car, which is the perfect height for both pussy licking and blowjobs, although it does limit the filming angles somewhat - but the few variations that are used are very imaginative and well executed, showing everything we need to see. Incredible scene - one you’ll want to watch over and over ag ain.

I didn’t quite understand the strange acting in the last scene’s intro, but that didn’t detract from Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence’s great performance, her humping, frenetic fucking lit by whirling coloured lights, the action getting more intense and urgent as it goes on. Fans of facials will love the popshot as well.

Although I am always a little disappointed by films where there’s no verbal interaction at all, that’s still better than forcing out some terribly acted lines for the sake of it, and most of these scenes have more than enough chemistry and body language to make up for the lack of talking. One great bonus is the clubby soundtrack - good hard electro techno type music that doesn’t intrude on the slightest with the sex noises of the film. So if you fancy something a little different, give this a shot.

Bon arse fucking jour - as the French might say! The is Le Grande one! Marino and the crazy gang drive 3000 miles in 10 days with a collection of beautiful babes in the van with them. The stunningly beautiful Vanessa Freeman gives the performance of a lifetime, including the prettiest ever lesbian double ender scene with her real life lover, Natalie. Angie George, the pissing slut, is in DP heaven and Alicia Rhodes makes light work of the biggest anal beads - they diappear right up her sweet arse. With an outdoor orgy scene that will keep you cumming all year! Annabel whispers dirty French words with a cock up her arse and little Ally slides down as many huge cocks as she can find. Alicia Rhodes, Amanda Pickering, Anabel Moon, Angie George, Sammi, Vanessa Freeman (as Caprice)

A great double bill of two releases from Omar’s Amazing Triumphs series. In ‘British Lotty Totty’, Omar wins the lottery and hires a Rolls to help him pick up girls. Lots of action results in the back on the car and in hotel rooms with top British starlets. Girls throw themselves at him as he fritters away his savings, waiting for his winning cheque to arrive! Then Omar is a down-and-out in ‘Balls Deep In Tight Wet Pussies’. He’s out of cash, but he can sure find some gash! He’s down on his luck after losing all his savings, but there are some kind hearted women out there willing to help him out for a few sexual frolics! Eva Brown, Layla-Jade, Natalie Sheldon, Nicole, Kelly Cooke, Morgan, Vanessa Freeman, Zoe Rose.

This Jim Power film follows his favourite schoolgirl theme, starring young slender starlets with natural figures and hair - no silicone or extensions here, the makeup is very subtle - and two of the four scenes are shot outside in sunlight. So it would seem to be a very natural-themed film… except some of the plotlines are far from it.

In the first scene, schoolgirl Vanilla Skye calls round a friend’s house and finds only the dad home, in the jacuzzi, and is persuaded to join him; while in the second another home-alone dad is instead seduced by his daughter’s classmate Jamie Brooks . Pretty standard fantasises then. Jamie is great in her scene, where she turns up wanting “to go bareback horse riding” with her friend, but decides to ride the dad instead when she hears her friend isn’t home. Her miniskirt ‘accidentally’ falls off and he doesn’t need too much encouragement to feel her new underwear. She declares “oooh, that’s so big, Mr Monkfort” when feeling her stud’s cock through his trousers, and she’s right - it’s a whopper. She sucks it as best she can - gazing up towards the camera with stunning blue eyes - and gives his balls some attention too before getting her labia stretched around his dick. When it comes to the anal he works it in slowly whil e she grips the sun longer with one hand and rubs her clit furiously with the other.
Things turn dark in the third scene however, which sees young Lea Stevenson have an argument with her mom about her stepdad. It transpires mom is basically fucking the drunken stepdad to keep a roof over their heads “otherwise we’d be back in the trailer”, even though he makes her dress up in pink wigs. Stepdad appears and slurring tells mom to come upstairs with him, he’s horny. Once he’s out the room mom, realising she’s out of the vodka she needs to be able to bear the task ahead, leaves to go to the store. To spite mom, Lea takes the pink wig, goes upstairs and fucks semi-comatose stepdaddy, who in the moments he slips out of his drunken stupor see the wig and thinks it’s mommy. I found this all a bit horrible, partly because Mark Cummings plays a passed-out drunk a bit too well, and partly as Lea looks too authentically miserable throughout, declaring flat-voiced at the end “fuck you, mommy”.
In the final scene, Julianna Kincaid is home alone skipping school. Her truant officer ‘Mr Mumbles’ turns up and on threat of reporting her truancy, forces her to suck his cock to get out of trouble. Holding her blonde bunches he directs her mouth while shouting aggressively at her. Pulling her knickers down he then turns her crotch to the camera and holds open the most cavernous gaping pussy I’ve ever seen - and this is before anything has even gone up there. I particularly didn’t expect that when Juliana has such a tiny frame and looks so young, like she’d be really tight. They keep their roles throughout, and although her character cheers up once she starts getting fucked, I still found the whole things a bit disturbing.
This film wasn’t my cup of tea. But if in-depth fantasies (there’s a good few minutes of role-play acting at the start of the last two scenes) involving schoolgirls all with a slightly sadistic note turns you on, then you’ll enjoy this. Vanilla Skye, Jamie Brooks, Lea Stevenson, Juliana Kincaid

Sexy nurses! Super-well-hung studs! This film should push most people’s buttons. Everyone loves a kinky nurse, and Nurseholes finds five top starlets decked out in medical gear getting their holes slammed by some of the biggest cocks in the businesses.

Haley Scott is a naughty nurse caught smoking by doctor Lee Stone, who gives her something else to focus her oral fixation on; Brooke Haven helps out patient Ben English with his permanent-wood problem; Taryn Thomas makes sure she sends client Benjamin Brat away happy even though the doctor can’t see him; Katja Kassin re-introduces just-cured patient Chris Charming to sex; and Tory Lane gets checked over by Sascha.
The last two scenes of the film are great. Brunette German Katja is stunning, with countless curves in all the right places and a light-up-the-room smile. She and Charming have great chemistry and definitely rub each other up the right way. They also put a slight spin on some of the usual porn positions, with at one point Charming on his back with his feet up in the stirrups of an examination table, which for some reason I found really kinky. The two clearly enjoy their scene. The same’s true of Tory and Sascha as they have frenzied crazy sex on a hospital bed. Tory’s a writhing screaming filthy-talking sex doll, to the point of scariness by the end of the scene - although all becomes clear with a twist at the very end.
The first three scenes are a bit more hit-and-miss. I found the first uncomfortable to watch, as Haley is clearly in pain. A bit of discomfort can maybe be hidden in ooohs and aaahs, but “OUCH!” and a screwed-up face can’t really be misinterpreted.
The film comes with a 40-minute behind-the-scenes extra which follows Haley through getting dressed for the part and the photoshoot. She doesn’t like her outfit and is not happy at all by the time the shoot starts, then indeed finds the penetration really painful, even though she’s worked with Stone and his huge dick before and didn’t have any problems then.
Insights like this make the film very ‘real’. The behind-the-scenes shows each of the girls getting dressed, bare-faced before having their make-up done, doing their stills photoshoots, chatting to camera, and some of the filming. As the camera is recording sound too we get tantalising hints of gossip from the conversations going on between director and crew passing the time chatting off-camera - whose house not to shoot at, who can’t have their girlfriend on set, who’s running late, even something about hospitals and test results. The girls don’t seem to have anywhere to chill and are virtually ignored by the slobbily-dressed crew, but mostly seem pretty happy. Sascha and Tory fool about between takes in their scene and try to steal beer from each other. Through just filming what’s happening and not trying to be a documentary, this gives a great insight into what a day on a set must be like.
But back to the action: blonde bombshell Brooke and natural svelte Taryn look beautiful in their scenes, although “fuck my fucking nursehole motherfucker!” gets repetitive after a while, and the apparent trend for very noisy gagging doesn’t turn me on at all. Katja and Tory get more inventive with their dirty talk and thoroughly enjoy their studs.
There are also interviews with the girls. For any of you with a smoking fetish: Tory smokes throughout her interview and deliberately flicks ash on her tits and pussy.
Even though I didn’t really get into the first three scenes of this, as a package overall this is great sexy entertainment. Haley Scott, Brooke Haven,
Taryn Thomas, Katja Kassin, Tory Lane

Looking for something really fun, and a bit different, to crack one off to? Into your urban music and light chocolate chicks? Pimpin 101 is a witty, original porno with plenty of scenes, 6 gorgeous babes and a lot of bang for your buck.
You’ll be well in the mood by the end of the intro credits, featuring a variety of booty shaking bodacious babes dancing to a good rap beat. The movie is presented by rap star Ice-T, who, dressed in a series of increasingly loud pimp suits,talks us dead seriously through more variations of prostitution than you ever thought possible, with fun scene titles that sum up exactly what kind of girl we’re dealing with here.
“They need the nerve for the motherfucking kerb” - this line, in the ‘Track Ho’, cracked me up, as Ice-T presents a stunning wavy haired blonde, dressed in almost nothing, standing out on the pavement. A huge limo pulls up, sending the whore trotting over to it, and the door opens, showing the two gangsters inside. Despite the “Rent me for £20!” type sign on the side of the car slightly undermining the tough rich guy image, the sex is astoundingly hot. August’s big peachy arse cheeks are shown off to the max as she’s squeezed into the width of the car for a hard spitroasting session. The two guys do her hard and fast, ending with a refreshing popshot on her exposed pussy, making a change from the usual facial.
Slender mixed race Cherie gives a nicely acted performance as the Carpet Ho (wearing one of those hiphop bandana things I’ve found very attractive indeed since seeing my favourite girl Rio Mariah in one at Erotica). She shags another rap star, as Ice T points out that she’s only after the guy’s money (or rather, bling in this case) . After 15 minutes of breathless and enthusiastic sex, with her nice hairy pussy shown off from all angles, she waltzes off with his gold necklace - nice touch at the end there!
The stripper is Obsession, a sleek blonde white girl who gives lapdances so horny that the guy isn’t able to resist the lure of sex, and has his cock out within a minute. After grinding up against it, she’s soon sucking it, and her high, posh ponytail makes a great blowjob handle.
One of my favourite scenes, if I had to pick, would be the Call Girl scene, with Sharon Wild and Chloe Black as sexy, similar brunette escorts, who show a businessman the time of his life. Despite Ice-T’s foreboding warning on the dangers of paying upfront and letting the girls out of your sight, when they scamper into the bathroom together, they’ve only got one thing on their minds, and it’s not ripping off the punter! A few minutes of cheeky lesbian shower action later, and you’ll be stiff as a brick in preparation for the three way fuck to follow. I do like to watch two girls sharing a cock, with one greedily shoving it in her mouth as the other takes on the balls and whatever’s left of the shaft, with every pause for breath being an opportunity to kiss and drool on the quiveringly erect member. The two babes look totally into one another, snogging their faces off as their punter puts them side by side on all fours on the bed, and fingerfucks, licks and finally fucks their pussies one at a time. There’s no ’spare girl syndrome’ all - whichever babe isn’t being dealt with finds horny ways to interact with the other, happily including a lot of face sitting! The moneyshot is great as well - spattered over the two spread out arses, as the girls kiss. Nice.
After a sexy, but unremarkable bridal scene featuring Celine as a sex-shirking wife, the last scene features all the girls together (nice touch!) being shot for a porno. Predictably, it’s hot as hell, with bodies writhing and humping everywhere, and that kinky turnon of seeing a porn movie from a different angle, as well as the usual final result type enjoyment of it all.
On a final note, one thing this porno does better than almost any other I’ve seen is the soundtrack. The bangin’ hip hop sounds adorn the sex throughout, with hit tracks by the likes of Busta Rhymes and Ice-T himself, but the production is fantastic - you’ll still hear every sex noise, without distraction. What great editing, and brilliant concept - top marks to Shots and I hope to see a sequel soon!
August, Cherie, Obsession, Sharon Wild, Chloe Black, Celine

Whilst it may appear that watching and reviewing porn is the perfect job -and in some ways it is - it does get fairly tricky sometimes finding new ways to talk about the various sex acts that are a staple of most modern porn. How many ways can you say “anal sex”? Well, I decided to find out, over the course of this review I’m going to use a different euphemism or slang term every time. It should prove entertaining, if not educational. Butt love is like the marmite of sex, and I’m not suggesting it’s brown and sticky (It doesn’t have to be guys, do some research before you dive in!) but more the fact that you either love it, or hate it. Women have written long poetic novels on the subject, (see the Surrender as reviewed by SB) and films are made just to teach you the best way to get some back door action (See Anal Masterclass), but some women just won’t let you go there. I have no idea where Julie Robbins, Melanie Jagger, Audrey Hollander and Kylie Rochelle stand on the issue, but after watching Asshole Passions I can make a fairly well educated guess that they are firmly in favour of journeying up the hershey highway.

This film dresses the girls up all sexy and glamorous - fancy lingerie, high heels, stockings - before getting them buggered, hard and fast. I love this detail, seeing such beautiful, classy looking babes getting rear-ended really highlights the taboos surrounding sodomy - which has, personally, always been part of the appeal.
The other factor that drew me to this film, aside from the promise of seeing stunning girls being rammed in the back passage, was one Miss Audrey Hollander. I’m a huge fan of this redheaded honey, and if you’re not familiar with this star, this may be because you steer clear of the rough American-style hardcore she’s usually seen in. She’s got the look of a porcelain doll, renaissance-red curls and pale skin, but beneath her innocent exterior lies the heart of a total slut. You’ll see what I mean in her scene here, as she effortless fits three fingers in her perfect asshole before the stud has even arrived! The other girls put in equally commendable performances, with Julie Robbins have a super-sexy screaming orgasm as she takes it Greek-style while bent over a chair in the office. Kylie Rochelle is incredibly pretty, in an all-natural way, and kindly shows off her beautiful round butt in the cowgirl position. She gives some very sexy oral as well, which I always like to see. I’d not seen Melanie Jagger in action before, but after this I’d like to see her again. Nice and curvy, with sexy little pierced nipples and a stud through her tongue, she impressively take Mr. Marcus’s big black member balls deep in her poop-chute and clearly loves every inch of it. She does some super-dirty ATM as well, and after that I’m definitely hunting out more of her scenes.
I have one minor complaint with this film, the music. I’ve given up on expecting a decent soundtrack in pornos as I know that just leads to disappointment, but this movie has some exceptionally irritating background music which also blocks out a lot of the moans, groans and dirty talking done by the performers. Whilst I completely recommend this movie, I do suggest you mute it, and that’s a shame, as the hot sex noises really add a lot to any fuck flick.
Julie Robbins, Melanie Jagger, Audrey Hollander, Kylie Rochelle

It says a lot that the Naughty Little Nymphos series is on it’s 11th episode and I’m not yet bored of it. In fact, number 11 is probably my favorite so far. This is good quality, original porno, with some adorably cute girls and some good hard fucking.
In a change from the usual ‘Nympho’s style (and part of the reason I like this movie so much) the girls are made out to look less schoolgirl and more teenage rebel. Fishnets, big boots and studded belts are of course, the ideal dress code for any trouble-making teen and it helps that all the girls look smokin’ hot in this slightly punk-ish style.
Xylena is perfectly Lolita-like in the opening scene, as a sexually curious and slightly seductive student who finds herself reaching for the hard cock of her teacher during a test, she’s so sweet and innocent she even keep her little ankle socks on the whole way through the fucking. There’s some excellent oral action in this scene as Xylena loses her shy and coy facade to show her inner slut and give an excellent slow and sexy blow job. The oral favour is returned as she presents her very cute, pink pussy for a licking. She’s then bent over the desk for a damn good fuck and after swallowing her teachers cum she’s sent back to her desk to finish her exam paper.
Brittany Alexander is a sexy blonde who ends up wearing nothing more than a pair of ripped up fishnets when her and her boyfriend get it on in the not-entirely-sexy setting of a mortuary. She clearly loves the hard fuck she’s getting, if the noises and the dirty talking are anythin g to go by. It’s a shame that she loses the fishnets before they go for anal, as I personally find it a really hot look - fishnet tights stretched over ass and pussy, ripped open just enough to provide access for eager fingers, tongue and hard cocks - it’s dirty and sexy and for me, it’s a shame they missed out on it here. Despite this minor disappointment, Brittany gives an excellent reverse anal cowgirl before getting on her knees to swallow some spunk.
Next up we see Sapphire Rae in a scenario that works so well I’m surprised I’ve not seen it used in more porn flicks. She’s a cute teenage groupie who’ll happily do anything to get the autograph’s of her favourite English rock group. Straight away they tell her to start sucking cock which she happily and skilfully does, doing an especially good job of handling both cocks at the same time - a skill which always impresses me (and turns me on) It’s also worth mentioning that she takes two facials cum shots with her eyes open - a risky move, considering how painful getting a load in the eye is. Nice to see a porn girl making that little extra effort!
The final pairing of Rob and Rachel Rotten has a bit of a Beauty and the Beast feel to it. Rob’s big green mohawk, piercings and huge number of tattoos (including ‘poison’ tattooed down his cock - ouch!) don’t make him the typical porn stud, whereas Rachel’s  tight body, perfect small tits and huge beautiful eyes (you’ll totally see what I mean when she gazes at the camera with her big dark eyes and a mouthful of cock, looking so sweet but so devastatingly dirty all at once) make her the ideal porn star. Together though, they have some hot chemistry and obviously know how to get each other off. Rachel also keeps her fishnets on, which kept me happy. She makes the cutest little whimpering noises as Rob first fucks her pussy then pounds her ass, and yes, this is my favorite scene of the movie. Whilst these girls are not the biggest names in American porn, they certainly look good and fuck well - this is a cute and sexy film which, basically, worked for me.
Xylena, Brittany Alexander, Sapphire Rae, Rachel Rotten