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Ever wondered what might happen if the rules in a lapdance club weren’t so strict? In Lap It Up, 5 dirty dancers entertain lucky punters who don’t seem to have heard of the ‘look but don’t touch’ rule. First up Michelle B shows her stunning figure off in a white basque and suspenders, while Danny Boy relaxes by the bar and watches. I was disappointed when he touches her as soon as she approaches him however, as I was hoping there would be some proper ‘no touching’ lapdancing and teasing to get temperatures rising at the start of the scene. All the guys touch the girls as soon as they approach - be warned, don’t try this in a real lapdance club (see Lapdance Dos and Don’ts, right ). My mind was taken off this however as the pair kiss passionately, although unfortunately they don’t carry the passion through to the sex.

Janie B opens the second scene with some great hypnotic gyrating and grinding, showing off some top professional lapdancer moves. Her stud Steve Hooper is understandably rock-hard when she undoes his fly after ten minutes of her bumping and grinding against him. He doesn’t grab her much as she dances, making this scene more realistic than some of the others. Jane gives head as though he’s a boyfriend, rather than in auto-pilot porn star style - a pleasure to watch. Steve manouveurs her onto the sofa to fuck her pussy (no foreplay for any of the girls in this film), before demonstrating great smooth-action anal.

Harmony Hex is the star of the film for me, in her scene with Mark Sloan. A gorgeous slender elfin-faced blonde, with a bit of the young Patsy Kensit about her, she and spiky-haired Mark make a great-looking couple, and there seems to be a spark of real attraction between them. Harmony doesn’t have the first clue how to lapdance (but how I’d love to teach her!), but that doesn’t matter too much as Mark strips her hot-pink mesh dress off. Harmony looks pretty inexperienced throughout the scene but very turned on, and Mark seems concerned with corrupting her with care, fucking her brilliantly without concern for the camera angles. I’d love to know what happened when the cameras stopped rolling on this one.

Vinnie Bones gets to live up to his name boning puppy-curved novice Sindy in the fourth scene, after another blonde dancer gets her all warmed up in a girl-girl dance for Vinnie’s entertainment.

The final scene is an eye-opener - after a few young and inexperienced-looking starlets, in strides Angel, looking like a Hells’ Angels old mama fresh off a bike tour. She doesn’t move like a dancer at all, but what she lacks in skill she adds in enthusiasm, wriggling her pierced nipples up out of her red and black PVC corset. She looks thrilled to be about to get some young cock, courtesy of Tony James, and after lots of pouting throughout the film from the other girls it’s great to see a smile (despite a mouthful of mercury fillings you’d never see on a young starlet). Tony looks really into the scene, seeming oblivious to his tongue sticking out as he thrusts his cock into the pussy hovering above him, and there’s lots of eye contact and communication between them. Angel gurns like Mick Ronson circa Ziggy Stardust as Tony pounds her hard, creating one of those car-crash “don’t want to look but can’t resist” moments. Of course y ou will look though, because this is proper dirty fast fucking. Great stuff.

I never really understood the allure of feet until I developed a raging fetish for shoes. Suddenly, the edges began to blur - I’d get all randy over a pair of heels on a gorgeous girl, and then do more than just eye up her perfect, painted toes. However, appreciating these things in the context of hardcore porn is somewhat more difficult for those of us who like to do, not watch. We can always tell when an actress doesn’t understand how important it is to show a bit of enthusiasm for her foot related action.
But these babes aren’t just going through the motions: they really get into the foot theme, and barely a moment goes by when they aren’t touching, licking, tickling, sucking or otherwise pleasuring their own or their partner’s feet, or having it done to them. Every one of the actresses seems pretty clued up on all the things that get foot fans going, and they use their imaginations to find new ways to use their feet to please. All the outfits are very classy, with a fair amount of stockings and suspenders thrown into the mix, among other classy lingerie - no tacky porno garb found here. The filming is beautiful - nice bright colours, great lighting, very original and arousing angles too.

Anetta Keys kicks things off with a captivating solo, in which she does damn near everything imaginable with her feet bar gagfucking her own face with them. There’s plenty of sexy licking and sucking, anyway, all while masturbating in a horny but coquettish manner.
Things slowly hot up with Sandy and Sophie Moore, two blondes who are the epitome of fantasy lesbian hotness, in coordinating pink outfits, long legs stretched out on the kitchen worktop that serves as the base for their antics. Food does get involved to a certain degree, but you’ll be too busy looking at the amazingly erotic foot on breast groping going on… I never knew you could do quite so many things with feet and nipples. One of the horniest parts of this scene is one girl inserting all five toes and an inch of foot into the other’s pussy… and the delightful orgasms resulting from such activities.
Stunning raven haired Missy Nicole serves up the first scene with a guy, giving a brilliantly skilful footjob - she’s definitely done this before! All oiled up with lube, she uses her feet and toes to massage his cock, working her way up his body to play with his nipples, and back down again - mostly shot in very horny POV.
Stocking clad Laura, another dark haired beauty, ups the ante with full on boy/girl fucking - she gets licked thoroughly and shagged hard while he holds and plays with her feet, making sure they’re visible to the camera at all times. She’s a very energetic fuck, slamming herself up and down on the large cock like she just can’t get enough.
There’s another full on sex scene from Eva Black, a pretty brunette, but although her feet are carefully prominent on camera as she’s fucked, there’s much more emphasis on the slippery oiled up shagging than actually using her feet as part of the sex.
Szilma Lauren starts off her scene wearing gorgeous pink stockings with embroidered tiny flowers - and gives a stunning half hour long footjob to her lucky stud. I can only imagine how good the texture felt on his cock - and the POV filming will have you imagining it too.
The best things about this movie, apart from just the feet themselves, are that needing to show off this particular aspect of their bodies leads the girls and studs to use all kinds of new and interesting positions for sex while giving footjobs and foot-visible fucks. And when girls suck their own feet, it gives us a bloody fantastic view of their pussies. Finally - here’s a foot fetish video done with some proper passion!

Sexy nurses! Super-well-hung studs! This film should push most people’s buttons. Everyone loves a kinky nurse, and Nurseholes finds five top starlets decked out in medical gear getting their holes slammed by some of the biggest cocks in the businesses.

Haley Scott is a naughty nurse caught smoking by doctor Lee Stone, who gives her something else to focus her oral fixation on; Brooke Haven helps out patient Ben English with his permanent-wood problem; Taryn Thomas makes sure she sends client Benjamin Brat away happy even though the doctor can’t see him; Katja Kassin re-introduces just-cured patient Chris Charming to sex; and Tory Lane gets checked over by Sascha.
The last two scenes of the film are great. Brunette German Katja is stunning, with countless curves in all the right places and a light-up-the-room smile. She and Charming have great chemistry and definitely rub each other up the right way. They also put a slight spin on some of the usual porn positions, with at one point Charming on his back with his feet up in the stirrups of an examination table, which for some reason I found really kinky. The two clearly enjoy their scene. The same’s true of Tory and Sascha as they have frenzied crazy sex on a hospital bed. Tory’s a writhing screaming filthy-talking sex doll, to the point of scariness by the end of the scene - although all becomes clear with a twist at the very end.
The first three scenes are a bit more hit-and-miss. I found the first uncomfortable to watch, as Haley is clearly in pain. A bit of discomfort can maybe be hidden in ooohs and aaahs, but “OUCH!” and a screwed-up face can’t really be misinterpreted.
The film comes with a 40-minute behind-the-scenes extra which follows Haley through getting dressed for the part and the photoshoot. She doesn’t like her outfit and is not happy at all by the time the shoot starts, then indeed finds the penetration really painful, even though she’s worked with Stone and his huge dick before and didn’t have any problems then.
Insights like this make the film very ‘real’. The behind-the-scenes shows each of the girls getting dressed, bare-faced before having their make-up done, doing their stills photoshoots, chatting to camera, and some of the filming. As the camera is recording sound too we get tantalising hints of gossip from the conversations going on between director and crew passing the time chatting off-camera - whose house not to shoot at, who can’t have their girlfriend on set, who’s running late, even something about hospitals and test results. The girls don’t seem to have anywhere to chill and are virtually ignored by the slobbily-dressed crew, but mostly seem pretty happy. Sascha and Tory fool about between takes in their scene and try to steal beer from each other. Through just filming what’s happening and not trying to be a documentary, this gives a great insight into what a day on a set must be like.
But back to the action: blonde bombshell Brooke and natural svelte Taryn look beautiful in their scenes, although “fuck my fucking nursehole motherfucker!” gets repetitive after a while, and the apparent trend for very noisy gagging doesn’t turn me on at all. Katja and Tory get more inventive with their dirty talk and thoroughly enjoy their studs.
There are also interviews with the girls. For any of you with a smoking fetish: Tory smokes throughout her interview and deliberately flicks ash on her tits and pussy.
Even though I didn’t really get into the first three scenes of this, as a package overall this is great sexy entertainment. Haley Scott, Brooke Haven,
Taryn Thomas, Katja Kassin, Tory Lane

Johnny Rebel’s First Feeture Film isn’t just for foot worshipers. This is good standard porn with a bit more attention to the feet than usual. The girls are gorgeous all over but all have pretty feet shown off in a variety of footwear, socks and tights. Footjobs feature but there are more blow jobs, and plenty of good hard shagging before the tootsies get spunked over.
The cast of 5 top Brit babes star alongside stud Pascal. I started off thinking “well that’s a bit dull for us girl viewers”, but it was actually quite horny seeing how he interacted differently with each girl. Also I think I’ve seen him occasionally suck toes and kiss feet before in films, when the theme hasn’t called for it, so I’m guessing he genuinely gets off on this stuff, which makes it more sexy to watch.
I’ve got really ticklish feet, so bits of this made me cringe (in a good way), and a couple of the girls do get the giggles a little. Alexis May - pale-skinned in black lingerie and hold-up stockings - almost breaks into laughter a few times though seems to love the feeling of having her feet played with. She rubs them against Pascal’s face and cock through her stockings, before he pulls them off to suck her bare toes. The contrast of the dark red head of his cock against her ivory feet as she slides them up and down the length of him should get foot fetishists going.
Elsewhere the girls occasionally look bemused. Lucy, a cheeky-looking pigtailed blonde, wears long white over-the-knee socks and clear Perspex-platformed glamour shoes with silver straps. She gives the foot action a good shot but looks like it’s not something her porn career has asked of her before. She has one of the most immaculately-depilated pussies I’ve ever seen though, with not a hint of hair, stubble or shaving rash, showing off to perfection her long pink slit, and it’s a treat to watch Pascal fucking her.
The best two scenes are Angelina Croft’s and Renee Richard’s, as both the girls seem really comfortable and up for a laugh with the foot action. Angelina is girl-next-door stunning, with cute freckles across her face and astounding deep blue eyes that actually made me catch my breath the first time she looks direct at the camera. Pascal wastes no time in removing her strappy silver sandals, and raising her toes - with matching silver polish - to his mouth. She rubs his cock between her soles as he caresses her large natural tits, then goes down on her until her body shakes. The two whisper and giggle throughout the scene, and share a long kiss then a neck-nuzzling cuddle at the end. This was one I wanted to re-watch almost straight away.
Renee’s scene is also brilliant - as most of her performances are - as she gives as good as she gets. She rams her toes into Pascal’s mouth, reaches for his feet a few time (he moves them away) and reaches for his arsehole too (a move he also diverts). It’s more of a turn-on for me to see the girls enjoying the studs’ bodies and actively taking part in proceedings rather than lying back and being fucked, and this is something Renee does well. She shows she also knows how to give a ball massage with her feet, and at the end displays how she can get her toes in her mouth as she licks and sucks Pascal’s cum off them. She’s fast becoming one of my favourite stars.
I liked this film loads more than I expected to. It’s as if being asked to do something a bit different to normal has livened all the performers up a bit, and it livened me up as a viewer too.

Pornomedics is a collection
of hardcore scenes from the
well known soft series on the
UK adult channels… and with
the higher budget production
and a cast of uniformly stunning
established stars and a clear
theme, it really can’t go wrong.
Lynsey Jones and her boyfriend
are shagging in their car, when
oh no! - she grabs the superglue
instead of the lube! Ah well, it
happens to us all, and luckily an
ambulance arrives within seconds
despite not being told a location by the flustered stud.
Fortunately, they just happen to have a liquid handy
to unstick the superglue, and despite all the unarousing
talk of how much it stings, the female paramedic
(Louise Ventura) and her male colleague are beginning
to touch themselves up just below the level of the car
window, unable to resist the sight of the newly freed
naked couple in the car. Still in full gloves and uniform,
Louise crouches to suck his cock, before a beautiful
copulation in various positions on the ambulance
bonnet, made deliciously naughty by him staying
fully overalled throughout, with his cock poking
through the fly. The next poor little injured petal
is Summer Louise, who has hurt her shoulder
lifting weights in the gym. As paramedic Sarah
Micheals cheekily strokes her lycra clad crotch
‘to relax her’, the male paramedic goes in for an
entirely unsolicited snog. Of course, Summer’s
personal trainer then has a pressing problem in
his trousers, which Sarah kindly deals with orally
as she elegantly continues to finger and lick
Summer’s shaved pussy. The action is really nicely
cast, with Sarah’s tiny body looking ravishing as
she slips off her baggy green suit, and Summer’s
tight and toned frame erotically draped over various
fitness machines for some prime dicking. Cathy Barry
and Michelle Thorne are the big names in the next all
girl scene, which takes place in an authentic looking
hospital ward. Cathy is mindblowingly sexy as a nurse,
with her enormous jugs coming out very quickly to
take the patient’s mind off her sore back. You’ll love
the very professional nurse-like way Cathy comments
on the Michelle’s shaven pussy too - very erotic acting
there. It’s incredible to see these top babes in such
explicit group action with Sarah Daykin, Lisa Michaels
and Louise Hodges - 5 very pretty women on the same
bed means you won’t know where to look, as the
gasping, writhing heap exchange tender kisses, deep
tongue in pussy action, and plenty of skilful dildoing.
The next injury is more promising - a factory machine
has trapped Jane Whitehouse’s hand, although she
stays calm as the paramedics easily pull her free.
Hilariously, one of the nurses goes a bit over the
top and gasps, “There’s blood everywhere” -
disappointingly but unsurprisingly, there’s actually
not a drop… it’s just a sprain. Obviously the
ambulance crew need to get her naked (in hospital)
for a sprained wrist, but as nurses Stephanie and Lisa
Trueman slip out of their tight dresses, Jane has an
unmistakable change of heart and goes from wounded
kitten to rampant sex kitten as she eagerly sucks on
Stephanie’s tits. This scene contains dildos, stockings
and plenty of naughty, slickly directed lesbian action.
More hospital based Cathy Barry sex in the last scene
with Jane Whitehouse again, and Sarah Daykin and
Claire Evans playing supporting nurses. The medical
pretence is kept up even longer this time, as they
sort out a sprained ankle with stocking clad licking,
sucking and bouncy strapon fucking. The squeals of
pleasure that issue from the leggy batch of smooth,
tanned flesh occasionally surrender such erection
stiffening lines as, “Oh, my clit’s all throbbing, it’s
tingling to fuck”.It’s that kind of dirty talk that makes
us understand why some of you wish more modern
UK porn was this, well, innocent. There’s no extreme
penetration, no slapping, no spitting, no anal even.
Just very, very erotic sex from some of the most
beautiful looking models the UK has to offer,
performing in well scripted, healthily horny but
nicely normal scenes.

All girl leather fetish slut
fest! Three films in one!
Sex Bondage sees half a
dozen sexy Brit tarts locked
in a dungeon with some
leather kit and a selection
of sex toys, check out the
hot results! Sex Maid doesn’t
bother with stupid stories,
just gets straight to the
action with Brit babes
shagging their brains out,
with loads of nasty pussy
munching, finger fucking
and anal shafting to satisfy girl/girl fans every
where! British Bitches In Leather takes us back
to the dungeon for lots more leather and lots
more kink as some of the hottest British bitches
get nasty for your pleasure. Georgette Neale,
Hayley Russell, Samantha Johnson, Claudia
Casali, Jenna Hill, Zoe Grant, Louise Hodges
(Louise Armani), Nicky Maybanks, Samantha
Jane Homden, Sammy Marshall, Sarah Daniel

25 Years later the devil gets
her due. A re-make of 1972’s
original ground-breaking
adult classic, The New Devil
in Miss Jones is Vivid
Entertainment’s biggest
project to date. Savanna
Samson (Miss Jones) is a
virgin suicide who begs
Jenna Jameson (The Devil)
to grant her just a little
more time on earth before
her descent into hell.
Jenna obliges… but only
if Miss Jones totally and completely surrenders
herself to the sins of the flesh. In the opener,
Vicky Vette is happily molested by three horny
boys on, in and around a dumpster in a skid
row alley. Jenna and Rachel Rotten break off
a wailin’ girl/girl with anal, toys and carpet
munching galore. Then Jenna and Savanna
furiously fuck each other in the most
passionate, animalistic fashion. Following
that is the orgy scene to end all orgy scenes,
it’s wall to wall sex with every fetish
imaginable in play. Then Tony Tedeschi
goes to town on Brooke Alexandre with
his toy and leaves her with a face full of
his frosting. Roxanne Hall and Angelica
Sin DP each other with their toys and
then give Dick Smothers Jr. a scorching
BJ. In the finale, Nick Manning drills
Savanna like she’s the last woman on
the planet, pummeling her butt and
splooging on her face. All super hot
scenes that make up the adult feature
to top all for at least another decade!
Jenna Jameson, Savanna Samson,
Roxanne Hall, Rachel Rotten, Angelica
Sin, Brooke Alexander, Jessica Jaymes,
Vicky Vette

Humiliation, extreme caning and severe spanking! Samantha and her boyfriend Luiz enjoy going out clubbing and dancing, but when Sam has a few too many drinks she like to show off and can attract a bit too much attention from other men. When they arrive home in the early hours, Samantha is still buzzing from all the attention and seems unaware that Luiz is fuming with jealousy. That is, until he decides to show her how he feels by giving her a good spanking! At first she thinks it’s a game but she soon finds that Luiz is very serious about her exhibitionist tendencies. Trying to escape from further punishment, Sam points out that the sun is coming up and that he has to be up in time for work in the morning. Luiz tells her that she’d better make it to work in time or the punishment will be resumed when she gets home. Predictably, Sam has a hangover and fails to go to work. As Luiz leaves the flat he reminds her of his promise to finish what he had started. With this in mind, Samantha makes a special effort to make his homecoming memorable. But dispite the pleasant suprises she prepares for him, nothing will stop Sam getting just what she’s been asking for - a damn good hiding, strapping, belting and caning for this naughy show-off girl!

As I’m sure I’ve mentioned many times in my reviews, I love movies by Jim Powers, so I was pretty excited when this latest release landed on my desk. I was even more thrilled when I noticed that it included three of my favorite things - bondage, tickling and sex. I’d heard about tickling and tickle torture being featured in adult movies, but I’d never actually seen it and now was my chance to not only see these hot girls being tickled, but tickled whilst they were all trussed up in bondage. My inner pervert was absolutely delighted.

Tied, Tickled, Fucked does exactly what it says on the tin (well, cover) as four juicy little deviants are bound in rope and chains, tickled with a variety of implements, and then subjected to a hardcore fucking. It’s a simple enough premise but it really works, cutting through all the crap to give some really horny scenes that have just enough of a theme/niche to keep things kinky, interesting and fun.

It’s amazing to see such professional hotties having as much fun as they do in this film, although they made me all tied up, they are giggling, gasping and screaming as any girl would once the tickling starts. It’s a real turn on to see them writhing around trying to escape the tickling hands (of course, they can’t. The bondage stops that) and the cute, girlish giggling and laughing is a nice contrast to the sex sounds that come later in the scenes.

The first star in this movie is the always adorable Dana DeArmond, the full-body bondage and ball-gag stop her from doing much more that roll around laughing and shrieking when the tickling begins, and her cute little feet are well and truly tortured by her tickling tormentor. Soon she’s sucking cock like she was born to do it, taking the whole length inside her and enjoying every inch. Their fucking progresses vis her pussy to her tight ass, and Dana looks blissful as a hard cock pounds in and out her ass, whilst she simultaneously slides her fingers in there as well! Beautiful in a girl-next-door kinda way, Dana is also a filthy tramp who seems happy to take as much as she can in this scene. Sexy stuff.

Jennifer Dark is the second pretty girl to undergo the Tied, Tickled, Fucked treatment, and she takes each of the three acts with equal enthusiasm. Her partner is in a bizarre looking Lucha wrestling mask, but if that doesn’t put you off there’s a lot to be enjoyed here as this pretty brunette with amazing pert boobs, gets a awesome fucking.

The cute blond in the next scene is part of a much cuter set up - no weird mask here, just fun and games with Aubrey Adams and her partner. She looks amazing with her arms and legs bound, being ticked and wearing nothing but tiny white panties. There’s a load of pussy licking in this scene, and Aubrey is a great little cocksucker.

Another blond babe stars in the final scene, this time it’s Kimberley Kane. She clearly likes it rough because in no time at all she’s got make up blurring round her eyes after some intense blow job action. There’s some great chemistry here between her and her partner, with him giving her plenty of verbal direction (which I find especially hot) and Kimberley keeping eye contact with him the whole time she’s got his cock in her mouth.

She thrusts like a piston once she’s on his cock, riding him for all he’s worth and playing with herself at the same time. Kimberley is definitely one hot porn babe.

Innovative, sexy and a fuck of a lot of fun, Tied, Tickled, Fucked is exactly what I look for in a porno. Another excellent work by Jim Powers!

I always look forward to new releases from Film Erotica, there’s something very British about them. Maybe it’s the slight touch of class that starts with the dvd packaging (really, you’ll never see any other porn packaging that looks like this - minimal, stylish and slightly abstract, it certainly stands out) and continues through the movie, or the fact they despite this class they contain some really filthy sex acts, or the fact that the performers are always top notch British talent. It might be the storylines, which are kept simple but are always fun and provide the context for the plentiful erotic encounters, or the very British spanking scenes which are a signature move of this studio. All these factors add up to create great porn, which may not be the most stylish on the UK market, or the highest budgeted, but certainly makes these movies unique.

Their latest offering is Touch Wood (which has a very familiar title…) I was delighted to see that the pure white box cover promised Renee Richards in a starring role, as well as Isabel Ice (who is fast becoming another favorite of mine) and the incomparable Lolly Badcock. If you also take into account that Suzie Best and Alexis May also appear in the film… well, you can’t really go wrong.

The film opens with a scene reminiscent of the movie Secretary, as Alexis May enters the office of her employer, Steve, who reprimands her for not bringing him any biscuits with his coffee. He then notices that she’s not wearing the outfit that he requested for that day, but clearly decides that her short denim skirt is a good substitute when he suggests she give him a blowjob in the time before his next appointment.

Alexis is a genuinely pretty girl, who looks amazing with her dark curls of hair falling around her face and a hard dick in her mouth, she’s not even distracted from the job in hand when her superior continues asking questions about biscuits mid-blowjob. It’s the perfect office fantasy, as he remains seated at his desk the whole time, not removing any clothes but merely unzipping his fly to allow her access to his lengthy dick. Alexis does remove some clothing though, thankfully, meaning we can check out her amazing, natural tits swaying as she bobs up and down on his cock, and she even gives him a hot looking tit wank in her impressive cleavage. Unfortunately for us (and the boss!) their encounter reaches a premature conclusion when they are interrupted by the arrival of his 11 o’clock appointment - Renee Richards - who we learn is an ‘old slag’ who has written a book about sex, she’s there to be interviewed by Steve.

As they chat about the book and, entertainingly, about Renee’s porn star friend Suzie, Alexis gets up to no good with another visitor to the office. This time it’s her turn on the receiving end of the oral, and we at last get to see her in a state of undress. She lays back, moaning in pleasure and toying with her nipples, as her new friend go to work on her perfect shaven pussy. After no time at all, her body is convulsing in orgasm, but football star Marcello doesn’t leave it there and continues to pleasure her until she’s absolutely breathless. This is almost romantic, with lots of eye contact between the couple and both of them obviously enjoying very real pleasure. She goes on to show off her blowjob skills once more, deep throating him with ease. This pairing are clearly into each other, genuinely getting off on each others bodies and it’s so hot to watch. They’re interrupted by Steve and Renee, but this horny pair just join in the action. It’s a real treat to see the two brunette beauties getting bent over the sofa and fucked. The action maintains it’s real-life feel, I think this is partly to do with the camera work which uses long sweeping shots instead of fast paced edits, or the natural soundtrack of pants and moans,, either way, it really feel like you’re looking in on a genuine orgy. It helps that both girls are incredibly hot! Things get filthier as Renee fingers and licks at Alexis’ asshole, whilst both girls pussies are being filled with cock, and also takes Steve’s cock in her mouth as it comes fresh from Alexis’ pussy. Dirty girls indeed, and almost too hot to handle, as proven when Marcello unexpected cums deep inside Alexis, leaving her to drip his spunk from her pussy, all over his cock. I think we can assume that Renee gets the publishing deal she was after!

We next see Miss Richards in the shower, lathering up and caressing her curves, before joining her lover, Isabel Ice, in the bedroom. Renee is meant to be on her way out, but who could resist staying in bed with a naked Isabel? As any of us would, Renee decides to risk being late and climb on top of Isabel for a passionate make out session which leads to some very sexy girl-on-girl fun. Here Isabel has a full but tidy bush, which will definitely do it for those fans of the natural look, and Renee shows that she’s just as good with the girls as she is with the guys. This scene was a bit of a surprise, as I’m used to seeing Isabel in fairly hard and rough style sex, and this was instead, a sexy and sensual lesbian shag, she’s clearly a versatile performer, and it’s a real turn on when she makes her self cum when instructed to by Renee.

Lucky Isabel - once Renee finally leaves for her meeting the two horny studs from the earlier scenes arrive. She’s still in bed, so it just seems natural that the guys join her, especially as Isabel is a big fan of the hunky footballer Marcello. They charm their way into her bed by first offering her a massage, and quickly getting naked. This is the Isabel I’m used to seeing, taking on two guys for a furious fuck session and getting fucked in the pussy, ass and mouth. She begs for a dp, and of course, that’s what she gets. Fantastic filthy stuff which Isabel is clearly loving ever minute of.

Unfortunately for Renee, the meeting she’s running late for is with the very strict Lolly Badcock, who is most unimpressed by the tardiness. To teach Renee a lesson, she gives her a through spanking, humiliating her with dirty talk and verbal abuse.

Renee’s ass quickly reddens, and she looks irresistible in her stockings with her perfect ass in the air bent over Lolly’s knee.

Lolly’s dominant dirty talk is amazing and a real turn on, no matter how aroused she gets she’s always ready to keep Renee in line with a few harsh words and she takes absolute control, stretching and filling Renee’s pussy as she administers the punishment.

Renee makes a great submissive, never fully submitting to Lolly but instead subtly challenging her to step things up a bit. The powerplay between them makes this scene not just a turn on but also fascinating to watch as these two sexy, strong women struggle to make the other submit to their whims. Generally, and unsurprisingly, it’s Lolly who usually gets the upper hand. These girls have also got a great selection of toys, including a double-ended dildo which they pound together, taking it so deep that their pussies are touching. This is real, raw, uninhibited fucking, and its unlike anything I’ve seen before, with both girls reaching orgasm from the double-ended dildo alone.

After that explosive scene, Renee’s porn star pal Suzie Best is accompanying her to a meeting with an adult industry professional whose deviant reputation has Renee in need of moral support. The sex writer has been intending to interview this sleazy French guy, but he convinces her that to really understand him she needs to fuck him. He goes right for the feet, really enjoying the stocking-clad toes of both girls. Luckily Suzie and Renee are very good friends and have no trouble getting it on with the same guy and with each other! They fuck in a myriad of positions in his office, surrounded by pornographic pictures torn from magazines. Throughout the scene Pascal arranges the girls into the positions he wants, creating his own erotica tableau to echo the ones that decorate his walls.

This is Film Erotica’s best offering so far, with some of the most intimate and natural sex scenes I’ve seen, all filmed in a very professional style which means you can see every detail, and in the fact that you see genuine orgasms from all the female stars…well, what more do you want!?

Cum On My Stockings 2 is one of those films I don’t want to write a detailed review about, just to say - see it! Even if hosiery is not your particular kink, surely the best porn is where the performers seem genuinely into it, and you won’t find a keener bunch than those here.

Director Rod Fontana, who also acts as stud in most of the scenes, is a proper hosiery fetishist, taking extreme delight in the stockings, hold-ups and tights adorning the gorgeous female legs here. But whereas in many fetish films the actresses just seem to be indulging the male fantasy for the camera, here the girls are into it too, playing and suggesting and trying things out and taking as much joy as the guys in their varied legwear. The focus on hosiery also isn’t to the expense of other passions, with lots of given-and-received oral and good hard shagging.

The girls here - Lielani, Holly Stevens, Max, Whitney Stevens and Gwen Diamond - all have natural real figures, and more importantly big real smiles. The studs - Fontana along with Burke, Buster Good and Brad Hardy - are not your usual young toned muscled porn fare, but instead ‘real’ guys, looking like they’re having 100 per cent real orgasms, giving in to lust, rather than shooting on demand for the camera. Fontana tends to shoot over stockinged feet then lick his own cum off - surely you have to genuinely love what you’re doing, to do that. This added to lots of ad-libbed talking and playing makes it all feel like a big behind-the-scenes, unstructured and unhurried at almost two and a half hours. Thanks to the foot element there are lots of unusual positions and camera angles too - think anything where a foot can be in a mouth or being caressed.

For those of you who are into the hosiery element, I’ve seen more done with it in this film than in all the porn I’ve seen before combined. Stockings, tights and hold-ups are used variously as mittens; gags; condoms; cock-rings; necklaces; balaclavas; to stroke pussies, encase cocks, as well as being taken off and put on repeatedly, ripped and torn. There’s toe-sucking, foot-wanking and sole-licking. There are black tights, white tights, purple fishnets, black body-stockings, lace-top zig-zag and nude hold-ups and many more. The guys help the girls to put them on in many cases, and there’s something strangely touching about seeing a big tattooed guy like Buster gently handling a wisp of stretchy lycra.

All the scenes are great. The first scene with Lielani sets the tone, full of inventiveness and play, with moments of tenderness but also moments of intense passion. Holly looks so relaxed and happy throughout the second scene, with Fontana and Burke (though not at the same time) you feel she could have gone on for hours longer.

Max is a curvy bundle of petite perfection in the third scene, dancing and posing for Fontana in the suspender belt and stockings he has helped select for her, then after he shoots on her feet changing into pantyhose for Buster Good. Tights are usually ignored in favour of stockings or hold-ups and it’s good to see them included in this film, as on a pert arse they can look really sexy, and the fact they delay access to the pussy is a turn-on. Buster eventually rips a hole in the crotch of Max’s after stroking her through the fabric.

Whitney is a waitress trying on different hold-ups to see which look best with her uniform in the third scene, with her boyfriend giving advice. Her voluptuous curves and great tits almost distract from the zig-zag white hold-ups she finally ends up in.

For hosiery fans, the final scene has a great teasing build-up, as Gwen tries on different pairs and models them for Fontana, in each case talking through how they feel and the benefits of that particular pair. Eventually she tells him how horny the feeling of stockings laddering against her skin makes her, and how she laddered some just before he arrived but didn’t finish herself off. Being a gentleman he offers to help – an offer she takes him up on enthusiastically.

I didn’t think I was that into hosiery but having watched this film there seem to be so many new erotic possibilities I hadn’t though of. But hosiery aside, ultimately watching proper passion is the biggest turn-on you can get, and this film has it in plenty.

There’s not much better than seeing Miss Lolly Badcock in head-to-toe latex and taking charge of a group of deviants, freaks and fetishists. That’s exactly what happens in this twisted ‘Circus Extreme’, and as you know that with Lolly involved it’s going to be very extreme indeed.

The dark-haired Brit beauty plays the dominant ringmistress of this perverted circus troupe, presenting us with a great mix of campy kinky fun, freakshow sex and good hard fucking. In her tight rubber get up and top hat, Lolly struts around the circus ring, surrounded by fire eaters and acrobats (one of things that makes this film stand out is that it mixes real circus performers with the sex scenes) summoning each act into the ring and encouraging the action, this is all very definitely her show and she suits this role down to the ground. It’s like she’s gathered all these acts together for her own personal masturbatory entertainment, and god it’s hot.

First into the ring is Majella, training her rubber-wrapped doggy boy - he’s in a full-on dog mask an plays the eager puppy throughout as Majella rubs her ass and pussy in his face. Once she’s riding this dirty dogs cock, an intimidating leather-clad and masked man joins them to keep her mouth occupied as the puppy-boy pounds away at her wet pussy.

There’s an audience watching them the whole time - Lolly and some near-naked studs lounge around watching and masturbating, the fire breathers keep doing their pyro thing and you occasionally hear rounds of applause coming from the gathered crowd. The whole show is taking place in a genuine circus, which suggests that this may be what happens after dark in the big top.

Majella finishes off her fellas and gets a big round of applause for taking the spunky loads from both her leather-man and the doggy boy.

Lolly gets bit more hands on with her next act, throwing an innocent looking blonde into the ring and announcing that this anal virgin shall be sacrificed tonight. She keeps dishing out instructions as the masked stud enters the ring and -doing exactly what Lolly tells him to do - begins licking Suzie Best ’s ass. Soon he’s on the receiving end of an intense looking blowjob. The pairing once again becomes a threesome, and after some gentle probing with fingers Suzie’s virgin ass first takes toys, the cocks. The very vocal Suzie clearly loves every second of her first sodomy and proves what a dirty slut she is by making an extra special effort to get a mouthful of cum.

Things start to get a bit more bizarre in the next scene as Lolly introduces her little friend - Jimmy Wheel is a midget who’s let out of his cage to fuck the lovely Emma-Louise. There’s a great bit of super dominant torment as Emma-Louise pushes her pussy up close to the bars of Jimmy’s cage - he’s so close, but he can’t touch her - before she allows him to come out and play. They play around with some unusual dildos before the fucking starts. This would be a pretty mundane scene if it wasn’t for the fact that Jimmy is not your average porn stud, and it definitely lends some credibility to the circus set up, luckily it’s followed by an awesome solo-scene where Lolly herself shows off her ‘amazing stretching pussy’. Fans of Lolly will know she’s not the quiet type and her solo wank is fast and furious as she swears and screams with filthy pleasure. She’s soon demanding bigger dildos to fill her waiting pussy. After realising that toys are not going to be enough, she brings out her ultimate stretching device, the beautiful Alicia Rhodes, who really does a very good job of pushing that pussy to the limits.

A new niche is explored when Lolly requests a volunteer from the audience and up steps Francesca - the Fat Old Bird of the scene’s title. She’s invited to demonstrate just how much better things get with age, and eagerly sets to work on Little Joe. Using her many years of experience she expertly sucks cock, before eventually finishing him off with a tit wank between her very large mature boobs.

The next scene stars the sexy Roxanne as the spider woman, trapped in a bondage web and really letting go with a long stream of piss.

There’s a bit of girl-girl action between her and Lolly before Roxanne’s partner enters the ring. This guy - The Helicopter Man - is apparently big in Japan, and has one hell of a party trick that really has to be seen to be believed! I’m not going to ruin the surprise, so I’ll just say that once I saw this, I was telling my friends about it for weeks! He’s a bit of a strange looking chap, with a strange talent, but what this scene lacks in chemistry it more than makes up for with it’s novelty appeal. Helicopter Man is one of a kind!

The grand finale sees all the assorted acts of perversion come together for one depraved orgiastic fuck fest, a carnivalesque clusterfuck of porn girls and perverts. It’s one great, dirty orgy, complete with a audience of randy voyeurs. Nice.

Whilst this film might be a little too weird to appeal to everyone, it definitely manages a seamless blend of weirdness and hot sex. Familiar porn stars and hard fuck scenes keep things from getting too freaky and stops the fetishy elements from overpowering the sex - after all, that’s what we’re all here for! It’s great to Lolly back in action and as filthy as ever, it’s been a while since I’ve seen this dirty cutie in a new release and this film - where she is every inch the dirty dominant - is a real must see for fans of this little Brit minx.

Beautiful girls in perfect classic lingerie and make-up, shot in candlelight as they get fucked by the best cocks in the business to a soundtrack of classical music… Yep, this is a film from Dreamlight Studios, who brought us the beautifully-shot semi-fetish Ladies And Gentlemen, This Is Burlesque. This time though there’s an added twist with the specific kink of capnolagnia - the fetishisation of smoking. The stunners taking a puff include Diana Gold, Hana Black, Lilien Tiger and Christina Lee.

This isn’t a film for those of you who consider kissing a smoker to be like kissing an ashtray. Tobacco smoke is rolled around the mouth and exhaled in perfect plumes from between glossy lips; caresses hard dicks as the starlets move in to suck after taking a drag; and rises from cigars and cigarillos held between immaculately manicured fingers.

The film starts with Strictly Broadband favourite Angel Long smoking in the bath while playing with herself, watched by Jay R, who puffs on a cigar as he watches her. Soon he’s by the side of the bath with his cock out, and she blows smoke onto its head, before giving him a hand-job with cigar clutched between her fingertips. Once she’s out of the bath Jay licks and plays with Angel’s pussy for ages, licking from her arsehole right up to her dense triangle of pubes. They fuck on a sofa and then the floor, his exceptionally long cock sliding deep into her as she talks dirty to him. This is an exceptionally horny scene - I could watch these two shag for hours.

The smoking is unconvincing in the second scene, with the girls taking little puffs through long cigarette holders before discarding them and getting down to business. It’s all lipstick, pearls and seamed stockings and the girls are great together – there’s nothing unconvincing about the way they play with each other. The pearls get used as a sex toy until a huge black truncheon-style dildo takes their place.

Next up Daria Glover, in black underwear, smokes suggestively next to JJ. She has a stunning strong-but-curvaceous figure and amazing natural tits. She carries on smoking while he goes down on her, licking all around under her neatly trimmed bush. He keeps his hat on while he then fucks her, not being able to resist sliding between her tits for a while too, before finally shooting over her perfectly made-up face.

Two great starlets get together in the next scene - Renee Richards and Elizabeth Lawrence. Their lucky stud cuts the ends off their cigars and lights them, and the two girls smoke and play with themselves and then his cock. Elizabeth manages jaw-dropping (excuse the pun) deep-throating, swallowing the whole of his cock until her lips are pressed hard against his balls. Next he sits in a chair and she straddles the arms to give us a great view of her riding up and down on his cock. Renee smokes and watches from across the room. The first half of the scene is quite dark but the lighting gets better towards the end so we can properly see the girls sharing a big pink dildo, giving their guy a show until he can’t help but shoot over their upturned faces.

Last up, we see a perfect dirty-but-beautiful trio of ladies, all in long gloves and with perfectly-styled hair. Cigar tubes get put to an alternative use, disappearing up perfect pussies. Bill Clinton would love it.

…This Is Burlesque was a great film but a little too posh-looking for me. Smoke keeps the best bits but adds some extra harder edges. Apart from the first scene with Angel, and the fourth with Elizabeth and Renee, there’s not too much focus on the smoking, so don’t let that put you off if you’re a non-smoker. Otherwise enjoy watching what is quickly becoming a new taboo.

‘2 In The Can’ is an ass lovers dream from whacky American director Jim Powers. Having been first introduced to this guys work through his bizarre ‘Babysitter’ series and being a little taken aback by his mix of twisted humour and rough male orientated filth, I’m now suitably desensitized to his output and welcome each release which comes my way. This latest film starring Audrey Hollander doesn’t disappoint. The red-headed hottie is a favourite of Powers, appearing in a large number of his films. This girl does anything and everything and is without doubt one of the filthiest girls in the business by far…

Audrey welcomes us to her ‘Anal Academy’ to witness her students become ‘completely anally consumed’ and we are informed that an anal orgasm is the only orgasm to have. First up for the dirtpipe treatment is Trina Michaels, a big boobed blonde lass who’s work I’m not familiar with, though after seeing her performance here I look forward to checking more of her output in the future. A couple of ‘trained professionals’ are brought out for her to get down with, the guys whipping out their cocks straight away ready to take a sloppy double blow, given cocksucking tips by Audrey all the while. It isn’t long until she’s taking a huge cock in her ass while sucking the other hung stud off and before long she has two cocks pounding away at her tight ass. Trina is the hottest girl of the film and well worth checking out as she gets the full dual butt-fuck works. ‘I’m a fucking anal whore‘ she utters as she takes a seat on the two super stiff pricks. There’s dirty talk throughout and when the guys have finished giving her back passage a seeing to, she’s ready to take a couple of loads of jizz to her face with Audrey making sure not a drop goes to waste by scraping every last bit into her wide and wanton mouth.

Another blonde, Kelly Wells is up next and her and Audrey take a cock in their mouth each in order to get the guys good and ready, ‘It’s growing in your mouth’ one stud informs as the suck off he is receiving drives him wild. No hands blowjobs ensue and Audrey is first to take the anal DP in this scene, uttering such charming phrases like ‘Fuck me in my whore ass’ while taking jackhammer poundings from her two ASSistants. It’s soon Kelly’s turn and she takes it like a pro in her tight ass, letting out horny phrases and groans the whole while. The girls then take an anal stuffing each, the teacher showing the student exactly how it’s done.

Lyla Lei is a horny whoreiental chick who tells us that she loves anal sex. Good job… Lyla has been in training for 3 weeks and is now ready to step up and take her first double dose of dickage in the ass. After the obvious cock-sucking intro she’s ready to be slammed and Audrey states, ‘This slut rally paid attention in class’.

Tyla Wynne looks sooo filthy and is very eager to be taught her latest butt fucking lesson which, of course, soon transpires. After taking two dicks in her mouth simultaneously she’s bent over and slammed by one guy while still sucking the other off a treat. Audrey stretches Tyla’s ass further when the guys pull out and loses one of her rings to the gaping well fucked hole of this new student. She fishes the ring out with ease and the scene climaxes with, you guessed it, a double helping of sticky man cream.

Finally, it’s just Audrey showing what makes her the prime tutor at this school of kinky bum fun and also shows what makes her on of the main starlets to look out for if you like to see a girl who can take whatever you can throw at her, while loving every second. Miss Hollander has to be seen to be believed so best check this deviant darling out for yourself!

In conclusion, ‘2 In The Can’ features all the things there are to love, or hate, about Jim Powers’ output. There are the most sloppy deepthroat blowjobs ever put to tape, loads of the filthiest talk you are likely to hear in a porno flick and of course, a ton of hard slamming butt sex with girls who are more than happy to be treated like total whores. Definitely not one to sit down to with the Missus (unless your girl is as uninhibited as this cast, in which case - lucky you!) but bundles of filthy fun nonetheless. Powers proves yet again to be one of the finest directors in hard Gonzo entertainment.

The latest in the Film Erotica series of up-market and couple-friendly porn tells the story of naughty student Tiffany, who steals from her flatmate, sleeps with her friends’ boyfriends and coerces fellow students into a series of erotic encounters.

Tiffany is so believable in this role as she just looks like utter filth. She may not have the picture-perfect, supermodel face and surgically perfected body of some porn stars, but that makes her just seem dirtier. She’s joined by some real stunners though - Renee Richards (a personal favourite of mine) and Shilpa Shetty lookalike, Mia. Representing the blonde front is petite Harmony Hex with pierced n’ tattooed redhead Louise adding a fetish-y element.

Our first introduction to Tiffany’s naughty ways is her persuading fellow student Harmony Hex to come home with her after classes, promising she has a special present waiting for her. This present turns out to be Louise, who has been chained to the wardrobe all day. Harmony finds this all “just too weird” and heads out the door, so Tiffany shrugs and makes the most of having Louise to herself, licking and sucking her multiply-pierced pussy lips and plugging her tight behind with anal beads.

Next we see her stealing money from her flatmate Renee’s secret drawer. She steals a thrill too, by watching Renee Richards and boyfriend Lee Henshaw having sex. Admittedly they’ve left the door to their plush four-poster bedroom open so they should have expected that. And who wouldn’t want to watch - Renee is looking her best ever, all sultry pouting lips breaking into sudden smiles, sparkling feline eyes and perfect slender curves. She and Lee fuck romantically, as befits the romantic setting, his long dick shining from balls to head with her juices. At one point she lies flat on her tummy with her legs together and bum slightly raised while he kneels above and pistons in and out of her - not the best position to see close-up penetration but horny as it’s different to the usual porn positions and a bit more real-life. This is a long scene, which is great as I could watch these two for hours.

Tiffany gets to play with Mia next, after going out for a girlie catch-up over coffee. They can’t wait to get to the bedroom and undress each other in the hallway, slipping hands inside pretty lingerie to frig each other off. This is all shot from the floor level looking up, which is an interesting (if not always the most flattering) angle and it’s refreshing there are no toys.

Wayne is the lucky guy in a girl-girl-girl-boy foursome, as Tiffany and Harmony help Louise show her new boyfriend a good time. They start out at Tiffany’s place, before she announces her mum will be home soon and they decamp to Wayne’s place. This is an odd addition to the scene, but it does mean we get to see them undressing again. The girls mostly all wear totally ‘real’ clothes in this film, jeans and casual tops, not the usual OTT porn costumes. Harmony gets the most attention although the girls all use him and each other for maximum pleasure.

Renee’s caught on to Tiffany’s stealing ways and punishes her with a spanking with hand and hairbrush, so hard it makes her bumcheeks red. She then has to bury her face in Renee’s pussy then arse, licking and tonguing furiously. If this is the way Renee punishes people I may have to try to do something to piss her off! She finishes by forcing Tiffany’s chin upwards and licking her own juices off Tiffany’s lips.

In the closing scene, Mia has realised Tiffany’s been cavorting with her guy, played again by Lee Henshaw, and in revenge pulls out Tiffany’s date Steve Hooper’s dick and begins to suck. It’s not long before Tiff too has dick in her mouth, and the brunettes suck and then fuck the guys next to each other on the sofa. It slowly turns into more of a foursome with the girls swapping partners. It wasn’t standing out as among the best group scenes I’ve watched, but then suddenly there’s a great DP, as Lee suddenly gets behind Tiffany as she rides on top of Steve and the to guys start to fuck her fast. This is what we want to see with DP - not one semi-limp cock motionless in one hole while the other is getting all the action. Mia positions herself on the back of the sofa so Tiffany can lick her out while getting double-pounded making it a proper all-action four-way. To finish off the girls take one guy each, Lee shooting up Tiffany’s arsehole, which she then positions for the camera to watch the cum dribble out, and Steve over Mia’s tummy.

This film is good in being a bit different to the usual porn fare - some alternative positions, camera angles, and outfits, while still keeping the action hard.

When I was handed this title to review I almost wet my panties! Corsets are the pinnacle for me, there is nothing sexier in my eyes than a curvy woman with a big chest squeezing herself into a tightened, laced up corset - her tits bulging over the top and her hips emphasized by the waist that’s just been pulled in! This movie is brought to you by Adult Channel XXX and you are enticed by those 50’s style glamour looking babes with perfectly polished fingernails, tightly pulled curls and bright red lipsticks, it’s only gets more exciting from here on in.

In the first scene, two gorgeous babes strip of from their daily outfits and reveal some very old fashioned bras and girdles and they enjoy a menagerie of lesbian antics, which I’m sure would have been extremely taboo ‘back then’. Once the tongues and fingers are exhausted the girls bring out their dildo and the girls take it in turn to make each other come!

Then comes scene two, and it’s all about the tease as you see a young lady walk in the room with her fur coat, full body shaper and knee length stockings on who then starts to play with the man sitting in the room. She pulls out his dick and starts to give him head. After five minutes of this stranger getting the head of his life, they soon change places and the blonde bombshell is having her tight twat licked out. His dick soon finds her tight pussy and quickly changes it to a very soaking wet pussy as he drives himself in and out of her like a wild man!

They soon change positions and little Miss Blonde is on top of her riding him and getting closer and closer to orgasm. The scene can’t end without a little bit of anal sex of course so the strange stud throws his dick into the blondes ass and fucks her senseless some more. Once she’s had her pleasure she gets down on her knees to take a load of cum in her mouth and all over her face while of course sucking down all she can. The scene ends with her just walking out on him…

The next scene I watched was a medical themed scene - I skipped the two scenes in between cause the hospital stylings caught my eye and I wanted to get this one watched. You are greeted by four people - two males, two females. The girl are dressed in the old style nurses uniforms and I would assume the two men playing cards are supposed to be doctors at the end of their shift. The girls want to get their attention so instead of using the conventional method of conversation they turned to something a little more gratifying!

The two blonde nurses decided to get naked and dirty together, no, not with mud, but with tongues and kissing! This of course got the guys attentions and it wasn’t long before the full length girdles, old style panties and over the shoulder boulder holder bras came flying of! While one of the nurses gives oral the other receives it! But the girl receiving is quickly greeted with the doctors dick in her tight pussy as he decides to get in there quick and gets the action flowing. It’s not long before the foursome is underway with both men and women screaming for more - it’s quite loud and proud if I do say so myself and the action is very fast paced!

Both girls get fucked every which way from Sunday and it’s a mass of bodies on the bed - I seriously think they should have invested in a king size bed…Now, closer to the end of this scene the girls receive some anal, the guys receive some more oral and then the girls receive the thick wads of cum all over their faces and mouths - I think this is the typical porn movie ending and it’d have been nice to see something a bit different. The scene shows out with the two girls swapping cum mouth to mouth…

The missed scenes are pretty much the same as the ones described above which I would have liked to have seen some more variety. And I’d also hoped for some stunning corsets but only got to glance at some of the more plain items of corsetry. The film is packed with action but conforms to the norm - I would have liked to have seen some variety but it was still a very excitable movies to watch. Those glamour babes will get me everytime…

Ok so the name, Slut Buffet, sums up this movie perfectly. There are four scenes in this movie, brought to you by Sweet Pictures, and each scene features a very dirty slut taking some cock and of course, some well earned jizz. With threesomes, anal fucking and of course creampies there is a bit of hardcore action to suit all tastes. There is one scene I’m thoroughly looking forward to reviewing and that’s the one that features the very slutty Audrey Hollander - A nasty, filthy redhead who, after taking two cocks at the same time in her pussy, goes on to take two cocks in her arse! It’s girls like these that have to be seen to believed and I just can’t wait to see it!

So let’s get started at the beginning shall we, scene 1. After a very short introduction you are introduced to a very beautiful Asian model with some gigantic tits. She’s quite slim, wearing a silvery colored basque and her tits, well, her tits are just huge. Of course they do look fake, which isn’t my thing but they wiggle about so I can deal! She starts of shaking her hips, swinging her arse and rubbing those massive melons of hers, she tells you all these dirty naughty things about the stuff she wants done to her and then, once she’s sitting down with her basque of three huge black guys come into the picture and decide that this little Asian girl is going to take their cocks!

So, when one of the three cocks are hard enough, our slut lays down on the chair and gets one cock in her cunt, one in her mouth and the other guy has his mouth latched around her giant tits. I really wish one of the guys had taken his bright white socks off! At one point though, he was pummeling his dick so quick and hard into her mouth I thought she was going to gag, but she was too busy getting her cunt fucked to notice how deep he was going!

Now I’m not usually a fan of anal sex but this kind of turned me on…A good 15 minutes into the film you see her getting her ass pounded and then, she goes onto to take a cock in her arse and one in the pussy! Now this facinates me about women, I’ve never understood how they can take two at one time! As I switch to Scene 4 I’m in for even more surprises…

It starts of in roleplay style! Two guys ordering a whore to come and do their dirty work. And who shows up but Audrey in an underbust corset with some red porn shoes on and a pair of red knickers. Her mouth is quickly violated as the two studs decide to ram their cocks down her tiny little throat, she actually begs to be choked so they definitely don’t say sorry. I mean this girl is super talented, she screams to be hit in the face with their cocks and then takes both of them in her mouth at the same time. She’s a right foul mouthed little slut. She also makes it very clear that she will do anything that they want…

Now this is where it gets interesting, both of these studs, after having a shot each of course, stick their cocks inside of her! I mean, a cock in one hole and another in another hole is somewhat confusing but how the fuck she manages to take both cocks in ONE hole is amazing! I mean, she seems to be enjoying it, shes screaming blue fucking murder! It’s an amazing scene! Then they get started on her arse, normally I’d look away but there’s some curiosity attached to it all..Can she take two cocks in her arsehole too?

Of course she can! This girl has to be super talented. I mean, fuck me, two penises, one asshole…Anyhow. From these two scenes alone I was impressed by the Slut Buffet already but just for you lot I watched the other two scenes and enjoy some lesbian action when in scene 2, two girls take on one bloke and abuse the hell out of him, by him I mean his cock and it’s not as if he’s complaining when he gets to gush his load all over their faces at the end. Scene 3 sees the same guys from scene 4 enjoy a double whammy with a very sexy blonde!

All in all, this film is definitely one to watch for those who enjoy hardcore filth. If you into a little rub and tickle here and there then I’d go look somewhere else. There’s two more scenes that are just as hot andf filthy as the ones I’ve reviewed here, and this film is for those who don’t mind a little bit of cheesy roleplay and some double penetration all thrown into one!

One of the hottest sensations in recent porn history stars in this entertaining sex comedy from the mind of director Jim Powers. Multi-award winner and self-confessed ‘Ass Whore’ Hillary Scott is the hot property here, one of the cutest looking blondes in the jizz biz who’s full-on, hardcore performances have seen her rise through the ranks to contract girl status after initiating herself into the world of smut by touring the US Gonzo circuit.

‘Stiffer Competition’ is about the alternative sport known as ‘Suck Off’, which you might not have heard of yet but I’m sure it’s gonna be big news pretty soon if enough people see this movie. The object of the game is for the girl to suck off the guy and make him cum within five minutes, while money is gambled on whether she will succeed or fail. To win a head to head event, the first girl to make the guy cum within five minutes is the winner. And that’s pretty much the rules. So…

A friend takes Devi (Hillary) to her first Suck Off and she gets to see exactly what goes down at an event. After a girl ducks out, leaving a mob of angry punters, Hillary steps up and saves the day delivering a blistering wet blowjob to a hard cocked stud, making him shoot his spooge with two minutes left to spare. With word spreading through the circuit that Devi - now known as Deepthroat Devi - can suck a bowling ball through a garden hose, it’s not long before she’s in the running for major event ‘The Ultimate Suck Off’ which will pit Americas four greatest cock suckers against each other in a cum filled battle for supremacy…

The action is hard throughout as raunchy redhead Audrey Hollander is treated to a hard face fuck before being pounded to climax in both holes while delivering turn on phrases such as ‘I want to be your bitch ass fucking whore‘ just before we see Hillary in her first full sex scene of the film, sloppily deepthroating dick before having both her gorgeous ass and pussy filled. She’s a real screamer our Hillary, a very good slut.

The next time we see Audrey she’s wearing a hot blue micro skirt, lilac tights and black underwear and looking pretty scrummy indeed. She alternates between sucking a couple of guys dicks, sometimes both at the same time, deepthroating away as she’s told, ‘Stay on it, remember you’re training’. This lass can take quite a face fucking as one of the guys holds her ginger locks in a bunch and pounds at her mouth, impressive stuff.

We get some redneck sex in the gym with Katie the Texas Tornado (Katie Gold) providing her stud with a blowjob in the gym. She’s soon bent over as our guy finger fucks her pussy and tongues her tight asshole. A good pumping is had on the weight bench including a spot of bum fun and the guy cums a shit load of sticky stuff. But more Hillary please!

There’s Tina the Tongue (Emma Redd) up next proving she’s got what it takes to confirm her place at ‘The Ultimate Suck Off’. A small breasted brunette beauty, she’s soon being stuffed full of cock , another in her mouth all the while. No anal for this one and we’re past the final full sex scene of the film. It’s time for The Ultimate Suck Off!

Hillary is up against the three best cock suckers in the US in a winner take all $100, 000 purse. Her rivals are the aforementioned Tina the Tongue, Katie the Texas Tornado and ‘Patty the Vacuum’ (Eva Ramone), who has come out of retirement to defend her cocksucking crown. ‘Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the ultimate suck off, the first one to make a cock shoot is the winner!’. The announcer does his best Michael Buffer impression, ‘Let’s get ready to suck cock!’, and the action is on. You’ll have to see the final tournament for yourself to know the outcome but be assured that there is plenty of filthy, wet (and I mean wet) deep cock sucking action from some of the finest mouths around. If you want slow sensual oral sex you might wanna give this a miss, it’s all hard, all the time.

‘Stiffer Competition’ is an entertaining hardcore suck and fuck fest which has come to be expected in the world of Jim Powers, though this film isn’t anywhere near as weird as some of his output so is a good place to start if you are unaware of this guys work. It features a good cast of girls, an original plot and some of the best blowjobs you are likely to see in a smutty movie. As usual Miss Hillary Scott steals the show and fans of her will see her give her usual highly charged performance throughout the film. Now, who wants to help me set up a Suck Off?

The title of this film brings to mind hideous visions of toothless old grannies seducing pink young barely-legal boys. The age and looks contrast isn’t that great through most of the film however, although as it turns out the scene with the biggest contrast is the hottest.

The women mostly look to be in their 40s. They wear classic black lingerie and have styled hair, manicured nails and perfect make-up, as fits the ‘older woman’ fantasy. The guys look in their 20s or early 30s, and mostly have beautiful big cocks.

First up blonde Tara invites her young brother’s fit friend over and appears in a sexy black PVC outfit to seduce him in the first scene. He puts up resistance, seeing as she’s his best friend’s sister, but is soon kissing and undressing her on the sofa. She shows him how older women know best how to give head, giving him a great blow-job, stroking his balls and thighs while sucking intently on the head of his cock. There’s great close-up camera work as she rides him reverse-cowgirl, showing off her taunt figure.

The next younger lad tells us how some time with an older ‘pro’ is his graduation gift to himself, and a break from “prissy young girls who don’t know what they’re doing”. Zarina’s platinum hair is clearly a wig and her make-up is heavy, but again she has a great figure for an older woman, and ensures he groans loudly through another great blow-job. He has a great long, smooth cock, and she issues instructions as he fucks her, complimenting him all the time. Every young guy’s fantasy!?

Experienced older women and un-jaded young guys are the perfect match, Linda and her partner tell us at the start of the next scene. His youthful stamina takes her through a long hard scene of reverse cowgirl. Ruby loves teaching young men how to please women in the final scene. She has a classy look in classic black eveningwear and long gloves. Her tidy little cunt looks half the age of the rest of her.

The stand-out scene though is Lynn Ross and TJ Cummings. TJ – looking exceptionally innocent young and gorgeous - tells us how he likes watching the maid doing the cleaning. She appears, in a too-tight black and white maid outfit, plump flesh spilling over, peering at TJ suggestively over the top of her glasses. She goes and sits with him, placing his hand on her tits and her own on his crotch, stroking him through his trousers, lascivious delight all over her post-50-year-old face. After assuring him his mum won’t be home early she seduces him, directing him through oral as he licks her pierced clit and big cunt, sagging tits bouncing as she rides him. This is proper fantasy-fodder, much more so than in the other scenes where the women through surgery and make-up look half-decent.

The action follows the same pattern in every scene in this film, which is a shame as a bit more variety would have been easy to achieve and made it a better film. There isn’t any anal or much out of the ordinary except the age differences. On the plus side there’s not too much tacky background music, ensuring we can hear every moan and squelch. In particular the breathing comes over really clearly, which I find a great turn-on.

When you fill a 20 by 10 foot paddling pool with oil and lube, invite down some of the cutest porno babes and then film the whole thing, it’s pretty much guaranteed that the resulting film will be amazingly sexy. But when you add the delightful Jenna Haze to the mix, and she’s in charge of the proceedings, things get so much better. This dirty little starlet - winner of several AVN awards - really loves the ladies, and brings the best out of her oiled up crew of lesbo lovers once they’re gathered together in this porno paddling pool.

We get straight into the pool, a large black plastic creation, where Jenna is eagerly introducing and oiling up the girls. This is an excellent slow-tease start to the movie, as Jenna takes her time smoothing oil into the breasts of each of her playmates, making their skin shine and glisten. The girls are all wearing little tops with no pants or anything, which is pretty cute, presenting their asses and pussies wonderfully, but Jenna gets them out of those shirts pretty quickly.

The other girls, including the always filthy Hillary Scott and cuties such as Sammi Rhodes, Carlie Banks, Bobbi Blair and Marlene, are all more than happy to show off their assets and flirt with Jenna as she strokes their asses and plays with their tits. It’s a scene full of girly giggles and Jenna can’t seem to believe her luck - getting to fondle all these horny girls and knowing that soon they’ll be working hard to get her off, must be a turn on. Another highlight is Hilla