Johnny Rebels First Feeture Film
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Johnny Rebel’s First Feeture Film isn’t just for foot worshipers. This is good standard porn with a bit more attention to the feet than usual. The girls are gorgeous all over but all have pretty feet shown off in a variety of footwear, socks and tights. Footjobs feature but there are more blow jobs, and plenty of good hard shagging before the tootsies get spunked over.
The cast of 5 top Brit babes star alongside stud Pascal. I started off thinking “well that’s a bit dull for us girl viewers”, but it was actually quite horny seeing how he interacted differently with each girl. Also I think I’ve seen him occasionally suck toes and kiss feet before in films, when the theme hasn’t called for it, so I’m guessing he genuinely gets off on this stuff, which makes it more sexy to watch.
I’ve got really ticklish feet, so bits of this made me cringe (in a good way), and a couple of the girls do get the giggles a little. Alexis May - pale-skinned in black lingerie and hold-up stockings - almost breaks into laughter a few times though seems to love the feeling of having her feet played with. She rubs them against Pascal’s face and cock through her stockings, before he pulls them off to suck her bare toes. The contrast of the dark red head of his cock against her ivory feet as she slides them up and down the length of him should get foot fetishists going.
Elsewhere the girls occasionally look bemused. Lucy, a cheeky-looking pigtailed blonde, wears long white over-the-knee socks and clear Perspex-platformed glamour shoes with silver straps. She gives the foot action a good shot but looks like it’s not something her porn career has asked of her before. She has one of the most immaculately-depilated pussies I’ve ever seen though, with not a hint of hair, stubble or shaving rash, showing off to perfection her long pink slit, and it’s a treat to watch Pascal fucking her.
The best two scenes are Angelina Croft’s and Renee Richard’s, as both the girls seem really comfortable and up for a laugh with the foot action. Angelina is girl-next-door stunning, with cute freckles across her face and astounding deep blue eyes that actually made me catch my breath the first time she looks direct at the camera. Pascal wastes no time in removing her strappy silver sandals, and raising her toes - with matching silver polish - to his mouth. She rubs his cock between her soles as he caresses her large natural tits, then goes down on her until her body shakes. The two whisper and giggle throughout the scene, and share a long kiss then a neck-nuzzling cuddle at the end. This was one I wanted to re-watch almost straight away.
Renee’s scene is also brilliant - as most of her performances are - as she gives as good as she gets. She rams her toes into Pascal’s mouth, reaches for his feet a few time (he moves them away) and reaches for his arsehole too (a move he also diverts). It’s more of a turn-on for me to see the girls enjoying the studs’ bodies and actively taking part in proceedings rather than lying back and being fucked, and this is something Renee does well. She shows she also knows how to give a ball massage with her feet, and at the end displays how she can get her toes in her mouth as she licks and sucks Pascal’s cum off them. She’s fast becoming one of my favourite stars.
I liked this film loads more than I expected to. It’s as if being asked to do something a bit different to normal has livened all the performers up a bit, and it livened me up as a viewer too.
Pornomedics
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Pornomedics is a collection
of hardcore scenes from the
well known soft series on the
UK adult channels… and with
the higher budget production
and a cast of uniformly stunning
established stars and a clear
theme, it really can’t go wrong.
Lynsey Jones and her boyfriend
are shagging in their car, when
oh no! - she grabs the superglue
instead of the lube! Ah well, it
happens to us all, and luckily an
ambulance arrives within seconds
despite not being told a location by the flustered stud.
Fortunately, they just happen to have a liquid handy
to unstick the superglue, and despite all the unarousing
talk of how much it stings, the female paramedic
(Louise Ventura) and her male colleague are beginning
to touch themselves up just below the level of the car
window, unable to resist the sight of the newly freed
naked couple in the car. Still in full gloves and uniform,
Louise crouches to suck his cock, before a beautiful
copulation in various positions on the ambulance
bonnet, made deliciously naughty by him staying
fully overalled throughout, with his cock poking
through the fly. The next poor little injured petal
is Summer Louise, who has hurt her shoulder
lifting weights in the gym. As paramedic Sarah
Micheals cheekily strokes her lycra clad crotch
‘to relax her’, the male paramedic goes in for an
entirely unsolicited snog. Of course, Summer’s
personal trainer then has a pressing problem in
his trousers, which Sarah kindly deals with orally
as she elegantly continues to finger and lick
Summer’s shaved pussy. The action is really nicely
cast, with Sarah’s tiny body looking ravishing as
she slips off her baggy green suit, and Summer’s
tight and toned frame erotically draped over various
fitness machines for some prime dicking. Cathy Barry
and Michelle Thorne are the big names in the next all
girl scene, which takes place in an authentic looking
hospital ward. Cathy is mindblowingly sexy as a nurse,
with her enormous jugs coming out very quickly to
take the patient’s mind off her sore back. You’ll love
the very professional nurse-like way Cathy comments
on the Michelle’s shaven pussy too - very erotic acting
there. It’s incredible to see these top babes in such
explicit group action with Sarah Daykin, Lisa Michaels
and Louise Hodges - 5 very pretty women on the same
bed means you won’t know where to look, as the
gasping, writhing heap exchange tender kisses, deep
tongue in pussy action, and plenty of skilful dildoing.
The next injury is more promising - a factory machine
has trapped Jane Whitehouse’s hand, although she
stays calm as the paramedics easily pull her free.
Hilariously, one of the nurses goes a bit over the
top and gasps, “There’s blood everywhere” -
disappointingly but unsurprisingly, there’s actually
not a drop… it’s just a sprain. Obviously the
ambulance crew need to get her naked (in hospital)
for a sprained wrist, but as nurses Stephanie and Lisa
Trueman slip out of their tight dresses, Jane has an
unmistakable change of heart and goes from wounded
kitten to rampant sex kitten as she eagerly sucks on
Stephanie’s tits. This scene contains dildos, stockings
and plenty of naughty, slickly directed lesbian action.
More hospital based Cathy Barry sex in the last scene
with Jane Whitehouse again, and Sarah Daykin and
Claire Evans playing supporting nurses. The medical
pretence is kept up even longer this time, as they
sort out a sprained ankle with stocking clad licking,
sucking and bouncy strapon fucking. The squeals of
pleasure that issue from the leggy batch of smooth,
tanned flesh occasionally surrender such erection
stiffening lines as, “Oh, my clit’s all throbbing, it’s
tingling to fuck”.It’s that kind of dirty talk that makes
us understand why some of you wish more modern
UK porn was this, well, innocent. There’s no extreme
penetration, no slapping, no spitting, no anal even.
Just very, very erotic sex from some of the most
beautiful looking models the UK has to offer,
performing in well scripted, healthily horny but
nicely normal scenes.
British Bitches In Leather
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All girl leather fetish slut
fest! Three films in one!
Sex Bondage sees half a
dozen sexy Brit tarts locked
in a dungeon with some
leather kit and a selection
of sex toys, check out the
hot results! Sex Maid doesn’t
bother with stupid stories,
just gets straight to the
action with Brit babes
shagging their brains out,
with loads of nasty pussy
munching, finger fucking
and anal shafting to satisfy girl/girl fans every
where! British Bitches In Leather takes us back
to the dungeon for lots more leather and lots
more kink as some of the hottest British bitches
get nasty for your pleasure. Georgette Neale,
Hayley Russell, Samantha Johnson, Claudia
Casali, Jenna Hill, Zoe Grant, Louise Hodges
(Louise Armani), Nicky Maybanks, Samantha
Jane Homden, Sammy Marshall, Sarah Daniel
The New Devil In Miss Jones
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25 Years later the devil gets
her due. A re-make of 1972’s
original ground-breaking
adult classic, The New Devil
in Miss Jones is Vivid
Entertainment’s biggest
project to date. Savanna
Samson (Miss Jones) is a
virgin suicide who begs
Jenna Jameson (The Devil)
to grant her just a little
more time on earth before
her descent into hell.
Jenna obliges… but only
if Miss Jones totally and completely surrenders
herself to the sins of the flesh. In the opener,
Vicky Vette is happily molested by three horny
boys on, in and around a dumpster in a skid
row alley. Jenna and Rachel Rotten break off
a wailin’ girl/girl with anal, toys and carpet
munching galore. Then Jenna and Savanna
furiously fuck each other in the most
passionate, animalistic fashion. Following
that is the orgy scene to end all orgy scenes,
it’s wall to wall sex with every fetish
imaginable in play. Then Tony Tedeschi
goes to town on Brooke Alexandre with
his toy and leaves her with a face full of
his frosting. Roxanne Hall and Angelica
Sin DP each other with their toys and
then give Dick Smothers Jr. a scorching
BJ. In the finale, Nick Manning drills
Savanna like she’s the last woman on
the planet, pummeling her butt and
splooging on her face. All super hot
scenes that make up the adult feature
to top all for at least another decade!
Jenna Jameson, Savanna Samson,
Roxanne Hall, Rachel Rotten, Angelica
Sin, Brooke Alexander, Jessica Jaymes,
Vicky Vette
The Exhibitionist
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Humiliation, extreme caning and severe spanking! Samantha and her boyfriend Luiz enjoy going out clubbing and dancing, but when Sam has a few too many drinks she like to show off and can attract a bit too much attention from other men. When they arrive home in the early hours, Samantha is still buzzing from all the attention and seems unaware that Luiz is fuming with jealousy. That is, until he decides to show her how he feels by giving her a good spanking! At first she thinks it’s a game but she soon finds that Luiz is very serious about her exhibitionist tendencies. Trying to escape from further punishment, Sam points out that the sun is coming up and that he has to be up in time for work in the morning. Luiz tells her that she’d better make it to work in time or the punishment will be resumed when she gets home. Predictably, Sam has a hangover and fails to go to work. As Luiz leaves the flat he reminds her of his promise to finish what he had started. With this in mind, Samantha makes a special effort to make his homecoming memorable. But dispite the pleasant suprises she prepares for him, nothing will stop Sam getting just what she’s been asking for - a damn good hiding, strapping, belting and caning for this naughy show-off girl!
Tied Tickled Fucked
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As I’m sure I’ve mentioned many times in my reviews, I love movies by Jim Powers, so I was pretty excited when this latest release landed on my desk. I was even more thrilled when I noticed that it included three of my favorite things - bondage, tickling and sex. I’d heard about tickling and tickle torture being featured in adult movies, but I’d never actually seen it and now was my chance to not only see these hot girls being tickled, but tickled whilst they were all trussed up in bondage. My inner pervert was absolutely delighted.
Tied, Tickled, Fucked does exactly what it says on the tin (well, cover) as four juicy little deviants are bound in rope and chains, tickled with a variety of implements, and then subjected to a hardcore fucking. It’s a simple enough premise but it really works, cutting through all the crap to give some really horny scenes that have just enough of a theme/niche to keep things kinky, interesting and fun.
It’s amazing to see such professional hotties having as much fun as they do in this film, although they made me all tied up, they are giggling, gasping and screaming as any girl would once the tickling starts. It’s a real turn on to see them writhing around trying to escape the tickling hands (of course, they can’t. The bondage stops that) and the cute, girlish giggling and laughing is a nice contrast to the sex sounds that come later in the scenes.
The first star in this movie is the always adorable Dana DeArmond, the full-body bondage and ball-gag stop her from doing much more that roll around laughing and shrieking when the tickling begins, and her cute little feet are well and truly tortured by her tickling tormentor. Soon she’s sucking cock like she was born to do it, taking the whole length inside her and enjoying every inch. Their fucking progresses vis her pussy to her tight ass, and Dana looks blissful as a hard cock pounds in and out her ass, whilst she simultaneously slides her fingers in there as well! Beautiful in a girl-next-door kinda way, Dana is also a filthy tramp who seems happy to take as much as she can in this scene. Sexy stuff.
Jennifer Dark is the second pretty girl to undergo the Tied, Tickled, Fucked treatment, and she takes each of the three acts with equal enthusiasm. Her partner is in a bizarre looking Lucha wrestling mask, but if that doesn’t put you off there’s a lot to be enjoyed here as this pretty brunette with amazing pert boobs, gets a awesome fucking.
The cute blond in the next scene is part of a much cuter set up - no weird mask here, just fun and games with Aubrey Adams and her partner. She looks amazing with her arms and legs bound, being ticked and wearing nothing but tiny white panties. There’s a load of pussy licking in this scene, and Aubrey is a great little cocksucker.
Another blond babe stars in the final scene, this time it’s Kimberley Kane. She clearly likes it rough because in no time at all she’s got make up blurring round her eyes after some intense blow job action. There’s some great chemistry here between her and her partner, with him giving her plenty of verbal direction (which I find especially hot) and Kimberley keeping eye contact with him the whole time she’s got his cock in her mouth.
She thrusts like a piston once she’s on his cock, riding him for all he’s worth and playing with herself at the same time. Kimberley is definitely one hot porn babe.
Innovative, sexy and a fuck of a lot of fun, Tied, Tickled, Fucked is exactly what I look for in a porno. Another excellent work by Jim Powers!
Touchwood
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I always look forward to new releases from Film Erotica, there’s something very British about them. Maybe it’s the slight touch of class that starts with the dvd packaging (really, you’ll never see any other porn packaging that looks like this - minimal, stylish and slightly abstract, it certainly stands out) and continues through the movie, or the fact they despite this class they contain some really filthy sex acts, or the fact that the performers are always top notch British talent. It might be the storylines, which are kept simple but are always fun and provide the context for the plentiful erotic encounters, or the very British spanking scenes which are a signature move of this studio. All these factors add up to create great porn, which may not be the most stylish on the UK market, or the highest budgeted, but certainly makes these movies unique.
Their latest offering is Touch Wood (which has a very familiar title…) I was delighted to see that the pure white box cover promised Renee Richards in a starring role, as well as Isabel Ice (who is fast becoming another favorite of mine) and the incomparable Lolly Badcock. If you also take into account that Suzie Best and Alexis May also appear in the film… well, you can’t really go wrong.
The film opens with a scene reminiscent of the movie Secretary, as Alexis May enters the office of her employer, Steve, who reprimands her for not bringing him any biscuits with his coffee. He then notices that she’s not wearing the outfit that he requested for that day, but clearly decides that her short denim skirt is a good substitute when he suggests she give him a blowjob in the time before his next appointment.
Alexis is a genuinely pretty girl, who looks amazing with her dark curls of hair falling around her face and a hard dick in her mouth, she’s not even distracted from the job in hand when her superior continues asking questions about biscuits mid-blowjob. It’s the perfect office fantasy, as he remains seated at his desk the whole time, not removing any clothes but merely unzipping his fly to allow her access to his lengthy dick. Alexis does remove some clothing though, thankfully, meaning we can check out her amazing, natural tits swaying as she bobs up and down on his cock, and she even gives him a hot looking tit wank in her impressive cleavage. Unfortunately for us (and the boss!) their encounter reaches a premature conclusion when they are interrupted by the arrival of his 11 o’clock appointment - Renee Richards - who we learn is an ‘old slag’ who has written a book about sex, she’s there to be interviewed by Steve.
As they chat about the book and, entertainingly, about Renee’s porn star friend Suzie, Alexis gets up to no good with another visitor to the office. This time it’s her turn on the receiving end of the oral, and we at last get to see her in a state of undress. She lays back, moaning in pleasure and toying with her nipples, as her new friend go to work on her perfect shaven pussy. After no time at all, her body is convulsing in orgasm, but football star Marcello doesn’t leave it there and continues to pleasure her until she’s absolutely breathless. This is almost romantic, with lots of eye contact between the couple and both of them obviously enjoying very real pleasure. She goes on to show off her blowjob skills once more, deep throating him with ease. This pairing are clearly into each other, genuinely getting off on each others bodies and it’s so hot to watch. They’re interrupted by Steve and Renee, but this horny pair just join in the action. It’s a real treat to see the two brunette beauties getting bent over the sofa and fucked. The action maintains it’s real-life feel, I think this is partly to do with the camera work which uses long sweeping shots instead of fast paced edits, or the natural soundtrack of pants and moans,, either way, it really feel like you’re looking in on a genuine orgy. It helps that both girls are incredibly hot! Things get filthier as Renee fingers and licks at Alexis’ asshole, whilst both girls pussies are being filled with cock, and also takes Steve’s cock in her mouth as it comes fresh from Alexis’ pussy. Dirty girls indeed, and almost too hot to handle, as proven when Marcello unexpected cums deep inside Alexis, leaving her to drip his spunk from her pussy, all over his cock. I think we can assume that Renee gets the publishing deal she was after!
We next see Miss Richards in the shower, lathering up and caressing her curves, before joining her lover, Isabel Ice, in the bedroom. Renee is meant to be on her way out, but who could resist staying in bed with a naked Isabel? As any of us would, Renee decides to risk being late and climb on top of Isabel for a passionate make out session which leads to some very sexy girl-on-girl fun. Here Isabel has a full but tidy bush, which will definitely do it for those fans of the natural look, and Renee shows that she’s just as good with the girls as she is with the guys. This scene was a bit of a surprise, as I’m used to seeing Isabel in fairly hard and rough style sex, and this was instead, a sexy and sensual lesbian shag, she’s clearly a versatile performer, and it’s a real turn on when she makes her self cum when instructed to by Renee.
Lucky Isabel - once Renee finally leaves for her meeting the two horny studs from the earlier scenes arrive. She’s still in bed, so it just seems natural that the guys join her, especially as Isabel is a big fan of the hunky footballer Marcello. They charm their way into her bed by first offering her a massage, and quickly getting naked. This is the Isabel I’m used to seeing, taking on two guys for a furious fuck session and getting fucked in the pussy, ass and mouth. She begs for a dp, and of course, that’s what she gets. Fantastic filthy stuff which Isabel is clearly loving ever minute of.
Unfortunately for Renee, the meeting she’s running late for is with the very strict Lolly Badcock, who is most unimpressed by the tardiness. To teach Renee a lesson, she gives her a through spanking, humiliating her with dirty talk and verbal abuse.
Renee’s ass quickly reddens, and she looks irresistible in her stockings with her perfect ass in the air bent over Lolly’s knee.
Lolly’s dominant dirty talk is amazing and a real turn on, no matter how aroused she gets she’s always ready to keep Renee in line with a few harsh words and she takes absolute control, stretching and filling Renee’s pussy as she administers the punishment.
Renee makes a great submissive, never fully submitting to Lolly but instead subtly challenging her to step things up a bit. The powerplay between them makes this scene not just a turn on but also fascinating to watch as these two sexy, strong women struggle to make the other submit to their whims. Generally, and unsurprisingly, it’s Lolly who usually gets the upper hand. These girls have also got a great selection of toys, including a double-ended dildo which they pound together, taking it so deep that their pussies are touching. This is real, raw, uninhibited fucking, and its unlike anything I’ve seen before, with both girls reaching orgasm from the double-ended dildo alone.
After that explosive scene, Renee’s porn star pal Suzie Best is accompanying her to a meeting with an adult industry professional whose deviant reputation has Renee in need of moral support. The sex writer has been intending to interview this sleazy French guy, but he convinces her that to really understand him she needs to fuck him. He goes right for the feet, really enjoying the stocking-clad toes of both girls. Luckily Suzie and Renee are very good friends and have no trouble getting it on with the same guy and with each other! They fuck in a myriad of positions in his office, surrounded by pornographic pictures torn from magazines. Throughout the scene Pascal arranges the girls into the positions he wants, creating his own erotica tableau to echo the ones that decorate his walls.
This is Film Erotica’s best offering so far, with some of the most intimate and natural sex scenes I’ve seen, all filmed in a very professional style which means you can see every detail, and in the fact that you see genuine orgasms from all the female stars…well, what more do you want!?
Cum On My Stockings 2
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Cum On My Stockings 2 is one of those films I don’t want to write a detailed review about, just to say - see it! Even if hosiery is not your particular kink, surely the best porn is where the performers seem genuinely into it, and you won’t find a keener bunch than those here.
Director Rod Fontana, who also acts as stud in most of the scenes, is a proper hosiery fetishist, taking extreme delight in the stockings, hold-ups and tights adorning the gorgeous female legs here. But whereas in many fetish films the actresses just seem to be indulging the male fantasy for the camera, here the girls are into it too, playing and suggesting and trying things out and taking as much joy as the guys in their varied legwear. The focus on hosiery also isn’t to the expense of other passions, with lots of given-and-received oral and good hard shagging.
The girls here - Lielani, Holly Stevens, Max, Whitney Stevens and Gwen Diamond - all have natural real figures, and more importantly big real smiles. The studs - Fontana along with Burke, Buster Good and Brad Hardy - are not your usual young toned muscled porn fare, but instead ‘real’ guys, looking like they’re having 100 per cent real orgasms, giving in to lust, rather than shooting on demand for the camera. Fontana tends to shoot over stockinged feet then lick his own cum off - surely you have to genuinely love what you’re doing, to do that. This added to lots of ad-libbed talking and playing makes it all feel like a big behind-the-scenes, unstructured and unhurried at almost two and a half hours. Thanks to the foot element there are lots of unusual positions and camera angles too - think anything where a foot can be in a mouth or being caressed.
For those of you who are into the hosiery element, I’ve seen more done with it in this film than in all the porn I’ve seen before combined. Stockings, tights and hold-ups are used variously as mittens; gags; condoms; cock-rings; necklaces; balaclavas; to stroke pussies, encase cocks, as well as being taken off and put on repeatedly, ripped and torn. There’s toe-sucking, foot-wanking and sole-licking. There are black tights, white tights, purple fishnets, black body-stockings, lace-top zig-zag and nude hold-ups and many more. The guys help the girls to put them on in many cases, and there’s something strangely touching about seeing a big tattooed guy like Buster gently handling a wisp of stretchy lycra.
All the scenes are great. The first scene with Lielani sets the tone, full of inventiveness and play, with moments of tenderness but also moments of intense passion. Holly looks so relaxed and happy throughout the second scene, with Fontana and Burke (though not at the same time) you feel she could have gone on for hours longer.
Max is a curvy bundle of petite perfection in the third scene, dancing and posing for Fontana in the suspender belt and stockings he has helped select for her, then after he shoots on her feet changing into pantyhose for Buster Good. Tights are usually ignored in favour of stockings or hold-ups and it’s good to see them included in this film, as on a pert arse they can look really sexy, and the fact they delay access to the pussy is a turn-on. Buster eventually rips a hole in the crotch of Max’s after stroking her through the fabric.
Whitney is a waitress trying on different hold-ups to see which look best with her uniform in the third scene, with her boyfriend giving advice. Her voluptuous curves and great tits almost distract from the zig-zag white hold-ups she finally ends up in.
For hosiery fans, the final scene has a great teasing build-up, as Gwen tries on different pairs and models them for Fontana, in each case talking through how they feel and the benefits of that particular pair. Eventually she tells him how horny the feeling of stockings laddering against her skin makes her, and how she laddered some just before he arrived but didn’t finish herself off. Being a gentleman he offers to help – an offer she takes him up on enthusiastically.
I didn’t think I was that into hosiery but having watched this film there seem to be so many new erotic possibilities I hadn’t though of. But hosiery aside, ultimately watching proper passion is the biggest turn-on you can get, and this film has it in plenty.
Circus Extreme
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There’s not much better than seeing Miss Lolly Badcock in head-to-toe latex and taking charge of a group of deviants, freaks and fetishists. That’s exactly what happens in this twisted ‘Circus Extreme’, and as you know that with Lolly involved it’s going to be very extreme indeed.
The dark-haired Brit beauty plays the dominant ringmistress of this perverted circus troupe, presenting us with a great mix of campy kinky fun, freakshow sex and good hard fucking. In her tight rubber get up and top hat, Lolly struts around the circus ring, surrounded by fire eaters and acrobats (one of things that makes this film stand out is that it mixes real circus performers with the sex scenes) summoning each act into the ring and encouraging the action, this is all very definitely her show and she suits this role down to the ground. It’s like she’s gathered all these acts together for her own personal masturbatory entertainment, and god it’s hot.
First into the ring is Majella, training her rubber-wrapped doggy boy - he’s in a full-on dog mask an plays the eager puppy throughout as Majella rubs her ass and pussy in his face. Once she’s riding this dirty dogs cock, an intimidating leather-clad and masked man joins them to keep her mouth occupied as the puppy-boy pounds away at her wet pussy.
There’s an audience watching them the whole time - Lolly and some near-naked studs lounge around watching and masturbating, the fire breathers keep doing their pyro thing and you occasionally hear rounds of applause coming from the gathered crowd. The whole show is taking place in a genuine circus, which suggests that this may be what happens after dark in the big top.
Majella finishes off her fellas and gets a big round of applause for taking the spunky loads from both her leather-man and the doggy boy.
Lolly gets bit more hands on with her next act, throwing an innocent looking blonde into the ring and announcing that this anal virgin shall be sacrificed tonight. She keeps dishing out instructions as the masked stud enters the ring and -doing exactly what Lolly tells him to do - begins licking Suzie Best ’s ass. Soon he’s on the receiving end of an intense looking blowjob. The pairing once again becomes a threesome, and after some gentle probing with fingers Suzie’s virgin ass first takes toys, the cocks. The very vocal Suzie clearly loves every second of her first sodomy and proves what a dirty slut she is by making an extra special effort to get a mouthful of cum.
Things start to get a bit more bizarre in the next scene as Lolly introduces her little friend - Jimmy Wheel is a midget who’s let out of his cage to fuck the lovely Emma-Louise. There’s a great bit of super dominant torment as Emma-Louise pushes her pussy up close to the bars of Jimmy’s cage - he’s so close, but he can’t touch her - before she allows him to come out and play. They play around with some unusual dildos before the fucking starts. This would be a pretty mundane scene if it wasn’t for the fact that Jimmy is not your average porn stud, and it definitely lends some credibility to the circus set up, luckily it’s followed by an awesome solo-scene where Lolly herself shows off her ‘amazing stretching pussy’. Fans of Lolly will know she’s not the quiet type and her solo wank is fast and furious as she swears and screams with filthy pleasure. She’s soon demanding bigger dildos to fill her waiting pussy. After realising that toys are not going to be enough, she brings out her ultimate stretching device, the beautiful Alicia Rhodes, who really does a very good job of pushing that pussy to the limits.
A new niche is explored when Lolly requests a volunteer from the audience and up steps Francesca - the Fat Old Bird of the scene’s title. She’s invited to demonstrate just how much better things get with age, and eagerly sets to work on Little Joe. Using her many years of experience she expertly sucks cock, before eventually finishing him off with a tit wank between her very large mature boobs.
The next scene stars the sexy Roxanne as the spider woman, trapped in a bondage web and really letting go with a long stream of piss.
There’s a bit of girl-girl action between her and Lolly before Roxanne’s partner enters the ring. This guy - The Helicopter Man - is apparently big in Japan, and has one hell of a party trick that really has to be seen to be believed! I’m not going to ruin the surprise, so I’ll just say that once I saw this, I was telling my friends about it for weeks! He’s a bit of a strange looking chap, with a strange talent, but what this scene lacks in chemistry it more than makes up for with it’s novelty appeal. Helicopter Man is one of a kind!
The grand finale sees all the assorted acts of perversion come together for one depraved orgiastic fuck fest, a carnivalesque clusterfuck of porn girls and perverts. It’s one great, dirty orgy, complete with a audience of randy voyeurs. Nice.
Whilst this film might be a little too weird to appeal to everyone, it definitely manages a seamless blend of weirdness and hot sex. Familiar porn stars and hard fuck scenes keep things from getting too freaky and stops the fetishy elements from overpowering the sex - after all, that’s what we’re all here for! It’s great to Lolly back in action and as filthy as ever, it’s been a while since I’ve seen this dirty cutie in a new release and this film - where she is every inch the dirty dominant - is a real must see for fans of this little Brit minx.
Smoke
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Beautiful girls in perfect classic lingerie and make-up, shot in candlelight as they get fucked by the best cocks in the business to a soundtrack of classical music… Yep, this is a film from Dreamlight Studios, who brought us the beautifully-shot semi-fetish Ladies And Gentlemen, This Is Burlesque. This time though there’s an added twist with the specific kink of capnolagnia - the fetishisation of smoking. The stunners taking a puff include Diana Gold, Hana Black, Lilien Tiger and Christina Lee.
This isn’t a film for those of you who consider kissing a smoker to be like kissing an ashtray. Tobacco smoke is rolled around the mouth and exhaled in perfect plumes from between glossy lips; caresses hard dicks as the starlets move in to suck after taking a drag; and rises from cigars and cigarillos held between immaculately manicured fingers.
The film starts with Strictly Broadband favourite Angel Long smoking in the bath while playing with herself, watched by Jay R, who puffs on a cigar as he watches her. Soon he’s by the side of the bath with his cock out, and she blows smoke onto its head, before giving him a hand-job with cigar clutched between her fingertips. Once she’s out of the bath Jay licks and plays with Angel’s pussy for ages, licking from her arsehole right up to her dense triangle of pubes. They fuck on a sofa and then the floor, his exceptionally long cock sliding deep into her as she talks dirty to him. This is an exceptionally horny scene - I could watch these two shag for hours.
The smoking is unconvincing in the second scene, with the girls taking little puffs through long cigarette holders before discarding them and getting down to business. It’s all lipstick, pearls and seamed stockings and the girls are great together – there’s nothing unconvincing about the way they play with each other. The pearls get used as a sex toy until a huge black truncheon-style dildo takes their place.
Next up Daria Glover, in black underwear, smokes suggestively next to JJ. She has a stunning strong-but-curvaceous figure and amazing natural tits. She carries on smoking while he goes down on her, licking all around under her neatly trimmed bush. He keeps his hat on while he then fucks her, not being able to resist sliding between her tits for a while too, before finally shooting over her perfectly made-up face.
Two great starlets get together in the next scene - Renee Richards and Elizabeth Lawrence. Their lucky stud cuts the ends off their cigars and lights them, and the two girls smoke and play with themselves and then his cock. Elizabeth manages jaw-dropping (excuse the pun) deep-throating, swallowing the whole of his cock until her lips are pressed hard against his balls. Next he sits in a chair and she straddles the arms to give us a great view of her riding up and down on his cock. Renee smokes and watches from across the room. The first half of the scene is quite dark but the lighting gets better towards the end so we can properly see the girls sharing a big pink dildo, giving their guy a show until he can’t help but shoot over their upturned faces.
Last up, we see a perfect dirty-but-beautiful trio of ladies, all in long gloves and with perfectly-styled hair. Cigar tubes get put to an alternative use, disappearing up perfect pussies. Bill Clinton would love it.
…This Is Burlesque was a great film but a little too posh-looking for me. Smoke keeps the best bits but adds some extra harder edges. Apart from the first scene with Angel, and the fourth with Elizabeth and Renee, there’s not too much focus on the smoking, so don’t let that put you off if you’re a non-smoker. Otherwise enjoy watching what is quickly becoming a new taboo.
2 In The Can
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‘2 In The Can’ is an ass lovers dream from whacky American director Jim Powers. Having been first introduced to this guys work through his bizarre ‘Babysitter’ series and being a little taken aback by his mix of twisted humour and rough male orientated filth, I’m now suitably desensitized to his output and welcome each release which comes my way. This latest film starring Audrey Hollander doesn’t disappoint. The red-headed hottie is a favourite of Powers, appearing in a large number of his films. This girl does anything and everything and is without doubt one of the filthiest girls in the business by far…
Audrey welcomes us to her ‘Anal Academy’ to witness her students become ‘completely anally consumed’ and we are informed that an anal orgasm is the only orgasm to have. First up for the dirtpipe treatment is Trina Michaels, a big boobed blonde lass who’s work I’m not familiar with, though after seeing her performance here I look forward to checking more of her output in the future. A couple of ‘trained professionals’ are brought out for her to get down with, the guys whipping out their cocks straight away ready to take a sloppy double blow, given cocksucking tips by Audrey all the while. It isn’t long until she’s taking a huge cock in her ass while sucking the other hung stud off and before long she has two cocks pounding away at her tight ass. Trina is the hottest girl of the film and well worth checking out as she gets the full dual butt-fuck works. ‘I’m a fucking anal whore‘ she utters as she takes a seat on the two super stiff pricks. There’s dirty talk throughout and when the guys have finished giving her back passage a seeing to, she’s ready to take a couple of loads of jizz to her face with Audrey making sure not a drop goes to waste by scraping every last bit into her wide and wanton mouth.
Another blonde, Kelly Wells is up next and her and Audrey take a cock in their mouth each in order to get the guys good and ready, ‘It’s growing in your mouth’ one stud informs as the suck off he is receiving drives him wild. No hands blowjobs ensue and Audrey is first to take the anal DP in this scene, uttering such charming phrases like ‘Fuck me in my whore ass’ while taking jackhammer poundings from her two ASSistants. It’s soon Kelly’s turn and she takes it like a pro in her tight ass, letting out horny phrases and groans the whole while. The girls then take an anal stuffing each, the teacher showing the student exactly how it’s done.
Lyla Lei is a horny whoreiental chick who tells us that she loves anal sex. Good job… Lyla has been in training for 3 weeks and is now ready to step up and take her first double dose of dickage in the ass. After the obvious cock-sucking intro she’s ready to be slammed and Audrey states, ‘This slut rally paid attention in class’.
Tyla Wynne looks sooo filthy and is very eager to be taught her latest butt fucking lesson which, of course, soon transpires. After taking two dicks in her mouth simultaneously she’s bent over and slammed by one guy while still sucking the other off a treat. Audrey stretches Tyla’s ass further when the guys pull out and loses one of her rings to the gaping well fucked hole of this new student. She fishes the ring out with ease and the scene climaxes with, you guessed it, a double helping of sticky man cream.
Finally, it’s just Audrey showing what makes her the prime tutor at this school of kinky bum fun and also shows what makes her on of the main starlets to look out for if you like to see a girl who can take whatever you can throw at her, while loving every second. Miss Hollander has to be seen to be believed so best check this deviant darling out for yourself!
In conclusion, ‘2 In The Can’ features all the things there are to love, or hate, about Jim Powers’ output. There are the most sloppy deepthroat blowjobs ever put to tape, loads of the filthiest talk you are likely to hear in a porno flick and of course, a ton of hard slamming butt sex with girls who are more than happy to be treated like total whores. Definitely not one to sit down to with the Missus (unless your girl is as uninhibited as this cast, in which case - lucky you!) but bundles of filthy fun nonetheless. Powers proves yet again to be one of the finest directors in hard Gonzo entertainment.
