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It’s always great to see a new movie from the brilliant UK studio Fig Productions, because invariably, that means we get to see a lot more of our very favourite blonde MILF - Starr. For those of you who haven’t had the pleasure of seeing her in action yet, Starr is one of the most sexual and seductive women I’ve ever met, both on and off camera. Many’s the time she’s gotten herself naked and slutty at various industry events - but be warned, if you’re not man (or woman!) enough to handle her, she’ll ride you like a little bitch.Having said that, Starr plays her roles in porn extremely well. She can go from scared, shy girl to strict dominatrix in seconds, bringing each erotic personality to life with complete abandon. In ‘The Mechanic’, she plays a lonely housewife who lets herself be seduced by the buff black mechanic, Sensi, who can’t be blamed for getting his hands all over her after she grinds up against him, panting and whispering breathy titbits of lust. As she perches on the kitchen sideboard, and he buries his tongue in her gorgeous pink hole, you actually see her shuddering with lust, and it only gets better as he pulls and caresses her nice meaty pussy lips. It’s a huge turn on how much proper cunnilingus and foreplay there is in this scene, actually - I’d have no hesitation in recommending this scene to girls and boys alike.

Deli Cat, another feisty mature blonde, plays a plumber in the next scene, and although the plot is surreal and a bit loose, you won’t forget the fucking in a hurry, that’s for sure! It starts off with some delicious looking licking from Starr’s very skilful looking tongue… and then out comes the Drilldo. Now, as the owner of one of these incredible toys, I couldn’t help but get excited, not just because I’ve never seen one used in a porn movie before, but also because it’s the most amazing sex toy I’ve ever had the pleasure of using - fast, pounding, sheer power giving you the ride of your life. There’s a hell of a lot of noise and intensely sexy action with great chemistry as the two blondes take it in turns to give each other the fiercest fuck of their life.

Jayne is a horny and curvy brunette who I’ve seen in a few other movies and who gets more shaggable every time. Playing a housesitter in this outdoor scene with Danny, she fucks him on a picnic rug, with a great handjob leading into brilliantly enthusiastic doggy style and cowgirl pounding, before going at it up against a tree - breathless and urgent, sweaty and smiling. She’s got just enough meat on her to give her rump a delightful movement as she is slammed back and forth. The filming is pretty well done - parts are voyeuristically framed by bushes and trees as if you’re perving, but there’s also no shortage of horny closeups.

When Starr discovers what Jayne and Danny have been up to, she kicks off the last scene by demanding they get out immediately, but somehow Danny turns things around so that both girls are sucking his cock! I do get a great deal of pleasure, actually, in the way two female bums look when they’re lined up on a sofa, waiting for a fuck - once the action gets going, it’s unstoppably horny, with both girls practically fighting each other to get the lions share of cock. Starr and Jayne interact beautifully - I look forward to seeing them work together more.

All in all, it’s another great offering from Fig, with the theme held together well by the captivating character and sexuality of Starr herself, and a great variety of b/g, b/g/g and g/g action featuring fairly new faces who really know how to turn the audience on.

Most porn features pretty hot women - I’m sure the majority of you wouldn’t question that. But then, there’s hot as in an unattainably beautiful fantasy, and hot as in the kind of raunchy sexpot that *you* could conceivably pull in a club on a Saturday night. Gemma, the star of this all amateur production by Melanie, who specialises in helping swingers and beginners realise their porno fantasies, is most definitely the second kind of hot. She’s a bubbly, giggly wench with lovely large natural boobs and plenty of grabbable fleshy curves round her hips and waist - a girl you could really manhandle as you fucked her… it’s fantastic to think about.

This is deliciously real, raw and unpretentious porn. There’s no attempt made to conceal the cameras of Melanie and her husband, who are filming it all, and none of the action is being artificially forced just to suit the camera angle and general porn requirements - it’s all completely natural. The other way I could tell it was spontaneous sex between real lovers was the length of the scenes. Real lovers indulge in foreplay, they roll about and giggle, they lie in each others arms and take a breather mid way through - and all this does not, complete with sex, fit into a 20 minute slot. Therefore, sit back and enjoy a good 40 minutes or so of fun with each of the 3 scenes, as Gemma fucks her way through girls and boys alike - in realtime!

Perhaps you like the idea of voyeurism. This is real enough action that it’s one of the closest videos I’ve seen that gives a good impression of what it’s like to genuinely perv on a couples’ sex life. It’s got kind of the same sexual feel as a homemade movie, but with none of the attendant crappy camera shake, fixed angles and bad lighting. And if you usually get your amateur kicks from ‘audition’ type scenes but hate the lechy dribblings of a sleazy director (which often make the girls uncomfortable) then Melanie’s friendly, pressure free style is a real breath of fresh air.

The first scene is loving, natural sex with her boyfriend, which includes plenty of cunnilingus and a cute bit of bed bondage with stockings or something. The second scene is with him and another girl, Kitty, who’s as cuddly and ‘real’ as Gemma - and they hit it right off sexually, snogging within seconds, and quickly sliding their hands into one another’s panties as they share his cock. This is Gemma’s first bi experience - and she eats and fingers pussy like a true pro, even using a strapon! The third scene is with 3 guys, who hammer her at all angles, as she grins with delight, her boobs bouncing up and down, her flesh grabbed by many hands, her mouth always full.

Actionwise, this movie lacks nothing - there’s even DP, which is so rarely seen in this kind of pure amateur production, and it’s done in a totally natural, comfortable looking way - impressive! All the sex strikes me as pretty real, actually, especially the orgasms and proper pleasure the girls get out of it all - Gemma spends much of her scenes flushed and dishevelled looking, with a gleam in her eye that implies this is really doing it for her. Highly recommended if you want it down, dirty and as real as it gets.

There’s no actual lapdancing in this porno, but it looked good for this week’s theme so we thought hell, why not chuck it in anyway. It’s an excellent porn film for those who like porn stars who are distinct and dirty characters - it’s pretty much a compilation of all our favourite dirty mouthed, lairy Brit chicks.

Lolly Badcock generates the first lot of action by sidling up to Alicia Rhodes, and in that trademark subtle female style of hers, barking “You look dead horny in that little dress - I wanna fuck ya”. What self respecting woman would say no to that kind of offer? They retire to a separate room and after a bit of cursory wiggling around the dancing pole, really start to get use it in some of the most creatively sexy ways I’ve seen in porn. Lolly rubs her dripping snatch up and down the pole, while Alicia crouches on her knees and hungrily licks Lolly’s juices off the metal, tonguing her pussy too when it is within reach. The resulting sex is extremely noisy, not just with sex moans but with plenty of dildo gagging noises and screams as they pound each other’s pussies and arses black and blue with a variety of intimidatingly large double enders. Both girls do plenty of arse and cunt to mouth, and Lolly even uses a stra pon on Alicia - it’s rough and it’s loud, but damn is it hot.

Angel Long is every guy’s dream girl (even a gay guy I know!) because she has a bloke’s attitude to sex - she’s not afraid to demand it and she’s not ashamed of having an incorrigably rampant sex drive. She literally drags a (not entirely unwilling) guy into the next room, lies back and spreads her pussy, and orders him to taste how wet she is, before swallowing his length down her throat. More fantasies come true as Alicia arrives on the scene: “Oh, Lolly was great, but now I need a real dick”. I’m sure lesbians nationwide would have a few choice words to say about that. The two raucous blondes share the cock and take it in turns to bounce up and down on it,, but they’re hungry for juices, Alicia has Angel sitting on her face as she’s fucked in missionary, before Angel, wanting some pussy taste of her own, licks Alicia’s clit while the cock slams in and out - great positions and filming here.

After that little tryst, Angel leaves and gives a sizzling blowjob in a moving car, in an incredibly horny, very breathless and urgent kind of sex scene. The scene outside is visible flashing past out of the window, and considering the location, the sound for this scene is amazingly good, with excellent use of the limited space available.

Lolly gives us a very arousing and fun solo show, demonstrating the kind of complete self confidence that’s necessary to keep up a constant stream of dirty talk about how sexy you are and what they’d probably like to do to you.

Huge boobed, black haired Donna Marie certainly isn’t a girl to everyone’s tastes - I predict 90% of guys would be so scared of her, they wouldn’t even be able to get it up. Especially with an opening line like, “Get yer dick out! Have you washed it yet or has it been up some dirty, sweaty cunthole?”. After which she gives it a good suck anyway. That said, this scene does deliver on its theme of girl on top (she’s the manager, he’s in trouble). Before the fucking starts, she spends far more time riding his face, humping it like a cock, and arse smothering his mouth, than she does giving him head. It’s a refreshing change, and she’s a skilled facesitter.

A fantastic movie to watch if you like your stars talking dirty the whole way through. But be warned - these girls are NOT shy!

I never really understood the allure of feet until I developed a raging fetish for shoes. Suddenly, the edges began to blur - I’d get all randy over a pair of heels on a gorgeous girl, and then do more than just eye up her perfect, painted toes. However, appreciating these things in the context of hardcore porn is somewhat more difficult for those of us who like to do, not watch. We can always tell when an actress doesn’t understand how important it is to show a bit of enthusiasm for her foot related action.
But these babes aren’t just going through the motions: they really get into the foot theme, and barely a moment goes by when they aren’t touching, licking, tickling, sucking or otherwise pleasuring their own or their partner’s feet, or having it done to them. Every one of the actresses seems pretty clued up on all the things that get foot fans going, and they use their imaginations to find new ways to use their feet to please. All the outfits are very classy, with a fair amount of stockings and suspenders thrown into the mix, among other classy lingerie - no tacky porno garb found here. The filming is beautiful - nice bright colours, great lighting, very original and arousing angles too.

Anetta Keys kicks things off with a captivating solo, in which she does damn near everything imaginable with her feet bar gagfucking her own face with them. There’s plenty of sexy licking and sucking, anyway, all while masturbating in a horny but coquettish manner.
Things slowly hot up with Sandy and Sophie Moore, two blondes who are the epitome of fantasy lesbian hotness, in coordinating pink outfits, long legs stretched out on the kitchen worktop that serves as the base for their antics. Food does get involved to a certain degree, but you’ll be too busy looking at the amazingly erotic foot on breast groping going on… I never knew you could do quite so many things with feet and nipples. One of the horniest parts of this scene is one girl inserting all five toes and an inch of foot into the other’s pussy… and the delightful orgasms resulting from such activities.
Stunning raven haired Missy Nicole serves up the first scene with a guy, giving a brilliantly skilful footjob - she’s definitely done this before! All oiled up with lube, she uses her feet and toes to massage his cock, working her way up his body to play with his nipples, and back down again - mostly shot in very horny POV.
Stocking clad Laura, another dark haired beauty, ups the ante with full on boy/girl fucking - she gets licked thoroughly and shagged hard while he holds and plays with her feet, making sure they’re visible to the camera at all times. She’s a very energetic fuck, slamming herself up and down on the large cock like she just can’t get enough.
There’s another full on sex scene from Eva Black, a pretty brunette, but although her feet are carefully prominent on camera as she’s fucked, there’s much more emphasis on the slippery oiled up shagging than actually using her feet as part of the sex.
Szilma Lauren starts off her scene wearing gorgeous pink stockings with embroidered tiny flowers - and gives a stunning half hour long footjob to her lucky stud. I can only imagine how good the texture felt on his cock - and the POV filming will have you imagining it too.
The best things about this movie, apart from just the feet themselves, are that needing to show off this particular aspect of their bodies leads the girls and studs to use all kinds of new and interesting positions for sex while giving footjobs and foot-visible fucks. And when girls suck their own feet, it gives us a bloody fantastic view of their pussies. Finally - here’s a foot fetish video done with some proper passion!

Doll Theatre never fail to impress me with their tongue in cheek sexy silliness - and this one is a cracker. Michelle B is one hell of a star, making this movie unmissable for anyone who’s ever had a joyful wank over her irresistible body - it’s basically a compilation of what seem to be 7 of her kinkiest fantasies. She’s in 3 of the 7 half hour scenes, making it over an hour and a half of pure Michelle B - out of more than 4 hours of action in total - fantastic value.The scenes start with Michelle feeling herself up in front of the curator (Hello George!) in the art gallery, as he shows her the sexual works of art which inspire each scene. The first scene is her own, and it’s fantastic - she’s having a magical inflatable boobjob, and the process gets her inextricably horny. Luckily it’s not George the surgeon who ‘takes care’ of her, but two strapping young doctors in medical scrubs, who give her a thorough spitroasting and licking, spreading her wide on the hospital bed.
Michelle’s next graphic visualisation is Chelsea Sinclair, a brand new bride, who has her very first fuck. Despite being a little too professional with her technique, her gleaming white lingerie and headdress looks the part, and she’s got a lovely mouth on her, with her sex talk smutty yet innocent. The skilled stud plays with her pussy while his cock’s inside it, and she’s damn near melting from pleasure.
You’ll be delighted by the lesbian threesome in the hilarious ‘Edwina Viagrahands’ - Charlie Holays and the illustrious Suzie Best join Michelle in a wonderful scenario involving the blondes dressed as nurses, putting 5 dildos on each of Charlie’s hands. More importantly, said dildos soon disappear simultaneously into all of Suzie and Michelle’s holes - use your imagination, boys! As if that’s not kinky enough, there’s also a load of hot strapon play between the girls, with good skilful fucking and lots of eye contact and smiling between the beautiful babes doing it.
Little blonde Harmony Hex presents us with her boy/girl debut in ‘Knickers’ - and what a debut it is! The long intro is well worth the wait, as you’ll be drooling over how utterly cute she is… and good lord can the girl fuck. Or rather - get fucked; she’s tiny enough for Ian to pick up and bounce on his knob, then flip upside down and do a standing 69 - not just for a token few seconds but a full 3 or 4 minutes! Harmony wins. I predict this babe will go far. Faaaaaaar.
Since I’d already seen Michelle in a couple of scenes, I started to lose concentration in her next one - a ’sexy employee seduces cross boss’ type setup. But just humour me while I enthuse about how damn hot the stud is. Tattooed and ripped, gruff and hung - you may not regret the camera focusing on her instead of him, but I was gutted! Someone should send him Anna Span’s way.
Big titted blonde Rebecca Smythe and her skimpy excuse for a nurse uniform brings a bit of ‘classic porn’ (think soft, cheesy feel, 80s music, big tits/hair etc) to this production. It’s the hot stud again, and the sex is great, with more hospital bed pounding and plenty of boobage on show, but it lacked a certain spark that the previous scenes had, but most guys wouldn’t complain with a girl like that.
The acting so far hasn’t been the best in the world, but none is as hysterically bad as Chelsea Sinclair and the massage man in the last scene - in a somewhat original turn of plot, he decides to massage her pussy before her body, after making her strip “like a stripper”. Good hard sex, with her extremely sexy and toned body stretched into all kinds of positions.
All in all, this film would be one of my favourites from Doll Theatre so far if it wasn’t for one thing - the sound. The visuals are amazing: really well filmed sex from multiple angles, with good lighting - but a small amount of it sounds like it’s been filmed by the side of the road. However, don’t let this put you off - this is certainly well worth your money simply for the length, the cast, and the giggles - not to mention the hot, dirty sex.

As the title suggests, this movie is water themed, using a variety of creative scenarios to incorporate water into the sex. It’s not as easy as it looks - a lot of porn that incorporates things like showers or swimming pools compromises on the sound, with the subtler noises of sex drowned out by the splashes or watery echoes. This movie suffers from none of that quality loss, however, with the water skilfully edited out to a non distracting background feature to the real fuck sounds you’ll want to hear. A wonderful bathroom blowjob is served up by predatory Poppy Morgan, who sneaks up on a stud in the shower wearing a red evening dress, which clings wetly to her lithe curves as she is slowly drenched. As she gets fucked, her hungry pussy swallowing the cock is filmed from the horniest possible angles - we see the action from above, below and far enough away to get a real sense of the atmosphere.
In the jacuzzi, we find Sara, a cute brunette wearing a little fishnetty something which soon comes off, after being kinkily stretched over her face for a few strokes of fucking. Her boobs will captivate you, bouncing up and down as she’s reamed, and although there’s only so many positions one can do in a bath, we do get to see some underwater penetration, which is all extremely well filmed.
If you catch a girl like Paige masturbating and she doesn’t notice you come in, don’t follow this stud’s example and tiptoe over to stick your dick in her mouth. She will, and I repeat WILL, bite it off. But this is porn, so of course she sucks it in great delight, followed by a great fuck over the locker room bench, her long dark hair swinging back and forth.
Veronica Vanozza and Angel Dark get all hot and bothered in the swimming pool, with some of the most sensual lesbian loving I’ve seen for ages. This is the perfect antidote to any of you who are wishing there was less rough sex in today’s porn - these two slide their hands over one another, lick and stroke gently, and have beautiful and convincing orgasms from the pleasure they get from one another.
Half of us here at SB HQ are totally and utterly in love with tiny, blonde Harmony Hex, the new star of the Britporn circuit, but since I have a special fetish for glory holes, this scene aroused me even more than usual. Yes, I know glory holes have nothing to do with water, but do you really care - here she is, boobs falling out of her dress, sucking cock through a wall! At first glance, I thought she was warming up her throat with a dildo in preparation for the blowjob, which I thought was rather touching, but there’s actually some kind of fantasy element involved too. Whether the real cock is imaginary or not, however, I don’t mind - because she’s soon fucking herself on it furiously over the toilet, bouncing up and down on the guy’s lap and spreading her cute shaven pussy lips wide open.
What I really love about the movies from Dreamlight is that they keep a sense of fantasy - something that isn’t easy to do in the context of explicit, hardcore sex scenes. The skilled direction by Kendo is obviously partly responsible, but I also have a feeling that the actresses have been encouraged to use body language to convey their sexuality, rather than the dirty talking a lot of them usually spout. With less talk, more is left to our imaginations, even with the more established stars, who pride themselves on their capacity to talk a hardon out of you. I’d recommend this movie to women without hesitation.

After really enjoying their jail themed porno the other week, I couldn’t wait to get my teeth into this underground alternative clubbing flavoured filthfest. The locations are amazing - graffiti covered, gritty, grimy and authentic - and with wonderful attention to detail. Every outfit is punky, fun and carefully thought out, with lots of authentic looking accessories and brilliant alternative hair and makeup on each girl. The sex is pretty good too - some scenes more sizzling hot than others, but each one is way above the standard of your average porno.

Punky pigtail wearing Sara kicks off the action, endearingly clad in a red tutu and fishnetty stockings and collar, as she eyes up two dangerous looking dudes. After fondling and rejecting one, she begins a sexual assualt on the other, ferociously sucking his cock, and contorting herself into all manner of fuck positions to satisfy her hungry hole. The climax is filthy and gorgeous, with spaff all over her smudged, glitter lined eyelids, and an expression of utter lust.

In another dark clubland location, with blacklight making the graffiti even more atmospheric, two lesbians, Veronica Vanzona and Angel Dark, go at it like animals. There’s not a word of talk, just hot and heavy action, and a lot of toys. First a double dildo is wielded and fucked, sucked and shared, then some strapon oral and pussy action. The slender babes writhe and grind beautifully, and there’s one or two amazingly intimate kisses, but I thought there was a strange lack of clit play for a girl on girl scene.

The rest of the movie is UK girls we know and love - Poppy Morgan dressed up as a alternative clubbing type will be an abiding memory for sure. She’s dressed in pink stripy tights, ripped into stockings, and neon pink fishnetty club gear, including bouncy pink hair falls. The outfit shouldn’t distract you from the sex, though - it’s up to her usual hot standard, although with a lot less dirty talk. The cock Poppy’s taking is massive - she’s gasping and panting like fuck as she flings herself about on it.

My favourite scene was Renee Richard’s, as artistic, sensual filming shows the moment she leans out of her limo and predatorily seduces punky Pascal with the look in her eye… and a flash of her knickerless crotch. Having made her availability clear, the interaction between the two gets nastier and dirtier by the second, with moments of stunning chemistry as they hold each others’ gazes, whisper intimate snatches of depravity, and kiss deeply before spitting or grabbing in fierce lust. By the halfway point, Renee’s makeup is streaked all down her face from the general wet, filthy urgency of the shagging. The whole thing takes place half in, half out of the car, which is the perfect height for both pussy licking and blowjobs, although it does limit the filming angles somewhat - but the few variations that are used are very imaginative and well executed, showing everything we need to see. Incredible scene - one you’ll want to watch over and over ag ain.

I didn’t quite understand the strange acting in the last scene’s intro, but that didn’t detract from Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence’s great performance, her humping, frenetic fucking lit by whirling coloured lights, the action getting more intense and urgent as it goes on. Fans of facials will love the popshot as well.

Although I am always a little disappointed by films where there’s no verbal interaction at all, that’s still better than forcing out some terribly acted lines for the sake of it, and most of these scenes have more than enough chemistry and body language to make up for the lack of talking. One great bonus is the clubby soundtrack - good hard electro techno type music that doesn’t intrude on the slightest with the sex noises of the film. So if you fancy something a little different, give this a shot.

Bon arse fucking jour - as the French might say! The is Le Grande one! Marino and the crazy gang drive 3000 miles in 10 days with a collection of beautiful babes in the van with them. The stunningly beautiful Vanessa Freeman gives the performance of a lifetime, including the prettiest ever lesbian double ender scene with her real life lover, Natalie. Angie George, the pissing slut, is in DP heaven and Alicia Rhodes makes light work of the biggest anal beads - they diappear right up her sweet arse. With an outdoor orgy scene that will keep you cumming all year! Annabel whispers dirty French words with a cock up her arse and little Ally slides down as many huge cocks as she can find. Alicia Rhodes, Amanda Pickering, Anabel Moon, Angie George, Sammi, Vanessa Freeman (as Caprice)

Looking for something really fun, and a bit different, to crack one off to? Into your urban music and light chocolate chicks? Pimpin 101 is a witty, original porno with plenty of scenes, 6 gorgeous babes and a lot of bang for your buck.
You’ll be well in the mood by the end of the intro credits, featuring a variety of booty shaking bodacious babes dancing to a good rap beat. The movie is presented by rap star Ice-T, who, dressed in a series of increasingly loud pimp suits,talks us dead seriously through more variations of prostitution than you ever thought possible, with fun scene titles that sum up exactly what kind of girl we’re dealing with here.
“They need the nerve for the motherfucking kerb” - this line, in the ‘Track Ho’, cracked me up, as Ice-T presents a stunning wavy haired blonde, dressed in almost nothing, standing out on the pavement. A huge limo pulls up, sending the whore trotting over to it, and the door opens, showing the two gangsters inside. Despite the “Rent me for £20!” type sign on the side of the car slightly undermining the tough rich guy image, the sex is astoundingly hot. August’s big peachy arse cheeks are shown off to the max as she’s squeezed into the width of the car for a hard spitroasting session. The two guys do her hard and fast, ending with a refreshing popshot on her exposed pussy, making a change from the usual facial.
Slender mixed race Cherie gives a nicely acted performance as the Carpet Ho (wearing one of those hiphop bandana things I’ve found very attractive indeed since seeing my favourite girl Rio Mariah in one at Erotica). She shags another rap star, as Ice T points out that she’s only after the guy’s money (or rather, bling in this case) . After 15 minutes of breathless and enthusiastic sex, with her nice hairy pussy shown off from all angles, she waltzes off with his gold necklace - nice touch at the end there!
The stripper is Obsession, a sleek blonde white girl who gives lapdances so horny that the guy isn’t able to resist the lure of sex, and has his cock out within a minute. After grinding up against it, she’s soon sucking it, and her high, posh ponytail makes a great blowjob handle.
One of my favourite scenes, if I had to pick, would be the Call Girl scene, with Sharon Wild and Chloe Black as sexy, similar brunette escorts, who show a businessman the time of his life. Despite Ice-T’s foreboding warning on the dangers of paying upfront and letting the girls out of your sight, when they scamper into the bathroom together, they’ve only got one thing on their minds, and it’s not ripping off the punter! A few minutes of cheeky lesbian shower action later, and you’ll be stiff as a brick in preparation for the three way fuck to follow. I do like to watch two girls sharing a cock, with one greedily shoving it in her mouth as the other takes on the balls and whatever’s left of the shaft, with every pause for breath being an opportunity to kiss and drool on the quiveringly erect member. The two babes look totally into one another, snogging their faces off as their punter puts them side by side on all fours on the bed, and fingerfucks, licks and finally fucks their pussies one at a time. There’s no ’spare girl syndrome’ all - whichever babe isn’t being dealt with finds horny ways to interact with the other, happily including a lot of face sitting! The moneyshot is great as well - spattered over the two spread out arses, as the girls kiss. Nice.
After a sexy, but unremarkable bridal scene featuring Celine as a sex-shirking wife, the last scene features all the girls together (nice touch!) being shot for a porno. Predictably, it’s hot as hell, with bodies writhing and humping everywhere, and that kinky turnon of seeing a porn movie from a different angle, as well as the usual final result type enjoyment of it all.
On a final note, one thing this porno does better than almost any other I’ve seen is the soundtrack. The bangin’ hip hop sounds adorn the sex throughout, with hit tracks by the likes of Busta Rhymes and Ice-T himself, but the production is fantastic - you’ll still hear every sex noise, without distraction. What great editing, and brilliant concept - top marks to Shots and I hope to see a sequel soon!
August, Cherie, Obsession, Sharon Wild, Chloe Black, Celine

Poppy Morgan has tried something completely different with Brit Pop, a porno starring herself as a cartoonesque schoolgirly superhero who rights all wrongs via the medium of sex. The plot, locations and costmes are great - well thought out and pretty amusing, making the movie a visual feast, and with Poppy in every scene, it’s definitely one for her fans.
Poppy is hugely entertaining in her acting role, and really gets into it, although she goes a bit OTT in places, it’s all in the spirit of fun, and at least you won’t be bored while waiting a couple of minutes for the shagging to start. Three minutes into the first scene, she’s both made me giggle and started seducing a ridiculously dressed barman - but the costumes come off within moments, which is somewhat of a relief. She’s her usual energetic, rough and up for anything self, very vocal and athletic in her quest to use every possible surface in the bar as a location for a different dicking position.
After her romp in the bar, Poppy’s back in another skimpy Union Jack outfit to visit a house where the married couple are completely against the idea of sex. New face Frankie opens the door to Poppy and does very well at acting a stuck up and frigid character, until Poppy converts her to the joy of sex. Suddenly Frankie’s out of her frumpy outfit, and looking ravishing in blue lingerie - and Poppy’s schoolgirlesque outfit is pretty easy on the eye too, compared to the last scene! Frankie is extrodinarily seductive, and her tall, perfectly pale and slender body lends itself perfectly to a very genuine looking lesbian scene indeed. The two girls indulge in rarer pleasures such as footsucking and intimate tonguefucking deep in one anothers’ pussies - it really is a delight.
When Frankie’s husband comes back, Poppy’s there to deal with him in the same way! He’s trying to hide behind his newspaper, and doing a great job of keeping his eyes off her in her naughty sex gear. However, she overcomes his reluctance and whips out his wang which, once it’s in her mouth, prevents its owner from objecting in any fashion at all. Yet more proof that cocks rule the world - or perhaps women do. Who knows… it’s not men, anyway! Poppy looks positively edible in white lace stockings and suspenders, which is a great combination and contrast with her disgustingly dirty talk. I also loved the fact that he kept his ‘businessman’ hat and tie on throughout the sex - it’s things like that which make a difference!
Tony and Pascal star in the most hilarious setup of all - Poppy catches them fucking a dead turkey on a farm, as in actually physically spitroasting it on their cocks! Hilariously, she then sucks their cocks straight from the turkey - but try not to think about that because the fuck that follows is really rather fine. There’s some great DP and spitroasting anal action (with Poppy this time, not the turkey), and the bouncy sofa they use helps make the shagging even more fun looking. She also gets an astonishing amount of cum in her mouth - fantastic.
Louise Parker gives an amusing performance for about a minute before turning into a total sex kitten, with her flowing golden brown locks and sweet gingham outfit. This scene contains some great almost-fisting, with Poppy slamming her hand in and out just up to the knuckles, very carefully going as far as the R18 restrictions allow. This makes it funny as fuck when she holds her hand in Louise’s pussy and shows the camera her knuckles, just out of the hole, saying “There ya go, BBFC!” After this, there’s some 69ing, some pussy grinding, licking, and anal play, with plenty of vigorous pussy fingerfucking in between, which makes Louise come like a train.
All in all, this film has a silly atmosphere, silly script, and silly costumes, but there’s nothing silly about the sex. It’s not just worth watching for a laugh - it’s a brilliant porno in its own right, with very professional filming, editing and lighting coming together to create what could become another classic Brit series. Well done, Poppy!
Poppy Morgan, Louise Parker, Frankie

Pixie is one of the best loved, and most missed, UK porn stars ever to grace our screens. With her short dark hair, petite frame and slightly slanted eyes, she caught the attention of thousands of adoring fans, who followed her every move with fierce loyalty. She may only have done girl/girl scenes, but that was part of her appeal - a real bisexual babe who fucks girls because she loves them.
This movie is incredibly different to anything you may have seen before. Pixie introduces each scene with natural, happy narration on how she felt about the lesbian experience featured in each scene, as she walks through parks or mooches through the market. Her accent is soft, well spoken British, totally endearing to listen to, as she makes it very clear indeed that she likes girls - a lot.

Bella is one of these girls, a gorgeous blonde with nice natural breasts and a slender body, who Pixie seduces at home one afternoon after a girly shopping trip - starting with spontaneous, breathless snogging, leading to tender, gradual stroking and undressing. It’s so fucking erotic to watch, as they place adoring, fluttering kisses up and down one anothers perfect naked bodies, fingers wandering gently into every crevice in their unhurried joyous appreciation of each other. Pixie has a little landing strip and a lovely clit hood piercing, which gets plenty of screen time as she rolls around with her face between Bella’s legs, commenting on how pink Bella’s clit is and how she’s wet and smells beautiful.
If you hadn’t noticed how deep Pixie’s lust for her friend was in the last scene, she explains in her next introduction why she likes girls so much. After getting a puncture out on a bike ride, she sweetly begs the cycle shop girl, Karen, to let her in after hours to help fix her tyre - which quickly leads to kissing, closeness and some wonderful pussy eating, with natural redhead Karen pulling aside Pixie’s knickers to get her tongue right in. There’s genuine gasps of pleasure rippling through Pixie’s tiny body, beautifully lit by afternoon sunlight streaming in through the window - and as they both finger one another to climax, they’re blissed out, nuzzling their faces into each others bodies, quietly moaning.
Pixie is an art student, and one of her hobbies is photographing beautiful naked girls like Karina - an incredibly erotic real life type situation which gets the imagination going. Karina has wonderful tiny breasts and nipples like bullets, and as the artistic nude photoshoot hots up, Pixie strips too, and soon the licking’s underway. Karina dons a strapon at some point, and rocks back and forth inside Pixie, who is using a mini vibrator on her clit, gasping and moaning her way to a delighted, very real orgasm. Karina’s down on her in seconds, licking her sweet juices clean and claiming her own pleasures. When they’re both sated, they collapse on top of one another, giggling and smiling, rolling around in cuddles and delicately snogging… it’s exquisite.
Ever looked at two trendy, interesting babes on a night out, sashaying down the street in dazzling outfits, looking utterly ravishing… and wished you could see them naked, because you just know they’d be amazing in bed? This is the next scene - Vicky (who has a boyfriend) and Pixie are ‘just good friends’ but secretly make love every time they get the chance, which isn’t often. There’s a captivating beginning where they’re nuzzled up together on a moving train, and upon waking up, gaze into one another’s eyes and go as far as they can possibly get away with in public, while blatantly lusting after more. We get our first glimpse of Vicky’s boobs when Pixie pulls them out - generous, round D cups which tumble easily out of her brightly coloured, fashionabe low cut dress. Their fingers pry into each others’ luminous fishnet tights, wanting more, and as soon as they’re alone, they’re at it, despite the boyfriend being in the next room. There’s soon a large ho le ripped into the crotch of Vicky’s fishnets, Nadia’s in a strapon, Vicky sucks it then rides it with glee, her dark hair tumbling around her boobs, her body undulating with pleasure.
As an aside, if you’ve ever wanted to learn to give amazing oral to a girl, then watch Pixie. She’s awe inspiring, beginning with the softest, most loving breaths fluttering just above the clit, and going on to delicately lick and nibble, nuzzle and suck her way up and down the lips, her tongue dancing and teasing in the most beautiful ways.
Stunning busty blonde Kelle Marie is the most ‘porno’ girl in the whole movie, but is nevertheless not out of place at all in Pixie’s loving, sexed up world of fun and reality - there’s certainly not a second of awkward acting. Their sex is fun and playful, starting out with a sensual massage with Pixie covered in lube, being rubbed all over, with special attention being paid to her delicious arse cheeks. Their erotic games lead to sex proper, with ice cubes and a stripy sock blindfold being employed to get their juices flowing even more.
The entire movie is totally focused on genuine lesbian pleasure arising from the most everyday activities - not sexing it up for the camera. The filming is slightly voyeuristic and unintrusive, adding to the sense of reality, combined with delightfully lickable closeups featuring erect nipples, jutting naked hipbones and soft curves of stomach and bum… and of course dewy shaven pussy lips, being probed and sucked. Pixie Licks is the stuff of your fantasies, and featuring some of the most gorgeous lesbian and bi babes I’ve ever seen in porn - the ultimate real-core girl on girl movie.

Nickelass is a man after my own heart - his movies are rough and fast, hard and nasty, with all the girls in a uniform of collars and corsets - all topped off with a rock music soundtrack.
The action kicks straight off, hardcore style, with brunette Jaynie joining stud Danny and the voluptuous Natalie Heck, who’s less blonde than before but has much bigger boobs, and looks great in her fetishy gear. The action is quick to get filthy as fuck, with plenty of gagging, hairpulling and deepthroat facefucking of each girl in turn, while the spare girl licks, rims and sucks wherever she can get her head in. The fucking is great - Danny’s getting really good - he slams into them side by side on the sofa, and they both give as good as they get, pushing back to take the cock even harder. The scene ends in a decent double facial and some horny looking come-swapping.
Starr’s scene is even more American style, with her unique twist of naivety and utter depravity adding to the mix. She’s paired with massive dicked black stud Sensi, and after some great cunnilingus shots of his tongue in her spread pink little pussy, she gets her tits in his face and fucks herself on his cock, grinding to and fro with gusto. Starr follows this by some pussy to mouth action, with not just a blowjob, but deepthroating his enormous cock all the way to the base - eyes watering, going red, but still managing it! This is one talented pornstar, who surpasses this only by fitting the thing in her arse, and riding a violent DP with a large toy, handily tucked into her stocking, before an oral popshot, which she drools in and out and onto her breasts - lovely.
The first time I saw Sam Bond, I knew she’d be great with Nickelass: nice big tattoos, a dramatic rock type of image, and large silicone breasts. She’s lucky enough to have two studs, and is on her knees “where she belongs”, sucking away on their cocks with enormous enthusiasm, before getting onto the sofa to let them fuck her one by one. The fucking positions give great views of her tattoos and bouncing, corset framed breasts, if (like me) you enjoy that combination. Sam’s got unlimited energy and stamina for shagging, it seems, with excellent sex noises and dead horny expressions to the camera, especially suring the DP, where she’s gasping her head off while making it clear how much she loves it.
Well known and loved established star Faye Rampton takes on two studs next, starting with lots and lots of wet, nasty cocksucking of both guys, drawing breath only to talk dirty as she moves her mouth from one dick to the other. Her gutter language goes great with the soundtrack, and as she gets her shag at last, it just gets hotter and hotter. After a tight looking DP, with much wincing and yelling in pleasure as she’s filled to her limits, there’s a very inspired position where she’s placed upside down on a tall, round table, and made to suck cock upside down, her long hair hanging to the floor, as the other guy fucks the other end. The facial almost, but not quite, goes in her eye, but she still smiles and plays with it.
The filming is pretty manic, but gives plenty of dramatic closeups both of faces during very intense penetrations, and tight pussies and arses filled by large cocks. These movies aren’t for everyone (those who don’t like loud, hard music with their porn should either stay away or turn off the sound) but there’s more enthusiasm and sheer love of porn for porn’s sake than many other UK studios I’ve seen. This one is better edited and produced than the first, and for someone working out of one location with a limited budget, he certainly gets the best out of the girls.
Natalie Heck, Jaynie, Starr, Samantha Bond, Faye Rampton

As fans of proper hardcore porn, we don’t usually get all that excited about page 3 girls and their associated softcore charms. This, however, goes completely out the window when a proper, famous page 3 girl gets more than just her tits out. Bonnie Simon is a deliciously cute nymph with dark eyes, choppy blonde hair… oh, and utterly perfect 34DD breasts.
This porno, being her first, is very well planned to get you as turned on as possible, starting with a solo scene, then progressing logically to girl/girl, then boy/girl, which is a lot more than most glamour girls do in their first pornos. After 2 minutes of filthy talk, and a short introduction to the ’storyline’ (which really doesn’t matter, but never mind), we receive our first mindblowing proper glimse of her pussy, and it just gets better and better from there. Bonnie enhances her character as a dangerous killer by pleasuring herself with the handle of a pickaxe - quite visually unnerving, I must say! She rubs it all over her clit, and slams it in and out, covering it in her creamy juices as she does so. There’s plenty of enticing closeups, which will make you want to lick it clean - you can almost taste her scent, it’s so tantalisingly close.
Two wonderful and quite different lesbian scenes follow, with Karen Wood joining Bonnie in proper down and dirty hardcore girl/girl action. They start off in a club, with Bonnie showing off her bump and grind skills which made her so in demand as a lapdancer in her early days. Her movements are extremely provocative, and she knows how to work a pole, showing off her petite, curvy body from every possible angle. Karen joins her a couple of minutes in, and they hump each other in their bikinis for a bit, before pulling out their breasts and pussies for some real intimacy. The scene is really nicely lit, with enough darkness to genuinely tittilate us with the clubbing atmosphere, but plenty on display with fully lit spreads, too. About 40 people, men and women, stand around watching and dancing, which is a huge thrill and not often seen in a porno, making the scene into a horny public floorshow. Where were we when they were casting for extras, dammit! There’s some memorable positions in which Bonnie is kneeling on her front, arching her arse into the air (with a fantastic view of her pussy) as she eats out her sexy girlfriend and fingers her.
Eventually the two babes, almost naked, duck into the toilets together to continue their antics more privately. Mark Sloan, the stud on the movie’s cover, has been watching, and follows them in, his tongue practically on the floor as he angles for a piece of the action. By the way, take note, if you’ve ever wanted a taste of ‘real lesbians’, Karen’s “Fuck off, she’s mine!” is really quite accurate. Actual, proper lesbians give men pretty short shrift in real life. After Mark has slunk out, tail between his legs, the two babes proceed to fuck each other senseless with fingers and tongues, each girl taking it in turns spreading and propping a leg on the sink to give the other one decent access. The whole scene is filmed from fairly voyeuristic perspectives, as if you’re peering in from the door, so although there’s not so many closeup hardcore shots as the other scenes, it’s still a huge turnon.

Finally comes the scene you’ve been gagging for - Bonnie Simon getting fucked good and proper! The little tease keeps her see-through white fishnet dress on for the first few minutes as she administers a skilful blowjob to his astonishingly big wang. Suddenly, she’s naked and on top of him, humping away with her hips and arse grinding around in tantalizing circles, showing every inch of her lapdancer roots. The action is very fast and hard - you can’t fail to be impressed by this amazingly sexy page 3 babe defying the norm and taking her pleasure from the top, bouncing up and down vigorously, rubbing her clit into him as she slams down onto the cock, getting off on it tremendously. Arse and hips oscillating, tits in his face, tight pussy gripping his cock as it slides up and down the shaft in glorious closeup, the lips wetly clinging to his flesh… you think it can’t get any better until she turns round for a juicy 69. This is where I really started to get off on it - he happily eats her out after his dick’s been fucking her (seriously - some studs won’t!) and while licking and fingerfucking her, she comes loudly, going red and moaning for all she’s worth. As he starts to fuck her again, she grins at the camera happily, and you’ll grin back, being utterly grateful that, unlike most glamour models, she really did want to share all this with us, her viewers. Plenty more positions in store - first sideways, with one leg high in the air, then she ties him to a chair and rides him like a little bitch, both forwards, backwards, and on all fours, hands on the floor, tits bouncing beneath her. The popshot is a great facial, which she holds in her mouth with a smile, before flipping him onto his front and tonguing the spunk into his arse, getting her face in there and rimming him thoroughly
. This is outrageously kinky for a ‘normal’ porno, but it shows that she’s got no prejudices about what acts pornstars perform or not - it turns her on, so she goes ahead and does it, with a smile on her face. That’s what I like in a girl, and that’s why you’ll love this movie - Bonnie Simon really is something very special indeed.

The latest star in Harmony’s Fuck Me series is blonde Hungarian bombshell Dora Venter. She is joined by Poppy Morgan, Franki, Julie and Katy Caro for over two and a half hours of the glossy hardcore action you’d expect from this label.
Olivier Sanchez, Jazz Duro, Ben, Zoltan and Don are the studs, although we don’t get to see much of their faces - the focus is all on their cocks in shot after shot of close-up penetration.
“I love sex. I love to fuck”, says Dora at the start of the film. She talks to the viewer throughout, describing what she wants done to her. Much of this is arse-focused - “Do you like my arse? Would you like to fuck my arse?” - as is the whole film. All five scenes feature anal penetration before the pussies get any action. Poppy Morgan begins the first scene with her fingers either side of Katy Caro’s arse asking “do you want to see me stretch her arsehole?”, and Franki starts hers “Do you want to see my arsehole?… I want your cock in my arse”. I like anal, and enjoy watching it on film, but prefer the balance tipped more in favour of the pussy with anal as an extra.
When the girls do get their pussies pounded, it’s usually not for long, and in-between anal shafting. Arse-Vag-Arse seems to be the new ATM if this film is anything to go by. In the final scene Dora kneels between Franki and Katy’s upturned arses (all in white stockings and pretty colourful lingerie), talking the viewer through what’s she’s shoving her fingers into - “arse… and pussy… and now arse… and pussy…”.
There’s lots of DP too, and with any-hole-in-any-order hard fucking. This is done best in Dora’s main scene, where’s she’s joined by one stud but demands more, ending up with four cocks pointing at her. She takes vigorous anal and DP while smiling at the camera as if nothing’s happening, directing the action through where she positions her body. As the scene hots up however the studs begin to take more control, and we do finally see her elegant in-control demeanour slip as she becomes a groaning shaking orgasmic mess (in the best possible sense), the studs shoving their dicks into her in a frenzy. I loved this scene as it’s rare to see her lose control like that.
Poppy and Katy’s scene is great too, as they use their stud like a sex toy. The setting is a villa pool at night-time - as usual with Harmony, the locations, clothes and make-up are fantastic. Katy is an exceptionally beautiful girl, and we’re treated to close-ups of her skyblue eyes in between those of her arse getting stretched. She and Poppy treat their stud to a great synchronised blow-job at the end of their scene.
Katy appears again in the final group scene with Dora and Franki, and really gets into the action. She also demonstrates great slapping technique on Dora’s arse… she’s my new girl-girl fantasy partner! This last scene also features one of the horniest cumshots I’ve seen all year - I won’t ruin the surprise by telling you exactly what happens…
In most of the film the girls are directing the action, but if you prefer to see the guys in control the third scene will get you going - tiny little Latino-look Julie, all huge sleepy brown eyes, pouty red lips and braces, being manouvered into the best positions to be penetrated by two huge dicks. She doesn’t talk to the camera, except to occasionally breathe “fuck me” low under her breath. She’s as opposite to Dora as you could get.
The bonuses are also good. They include a solo scene by classy goth Victoria Sin. She strips in a luxury bathroom, telling the viewer, “I know you’re gonna call me, cause you wanna fuck me…”. Her physique is exceptionally slender and muscular, a change from the usual porno look. Another extra is an interview with Dora in which she reveals she’d tried DP and been making home porn films before she went into the industry.
The Harmony label just keeps on getting better - this is the cream of UK porn.
Dora Venter, Poppy Morgan, Franki, Julie, Katy Caro, Victoria Sin

This is the best lit, edited, cast and themed porno I’ve seen in rather a long time. Sex Cells is set in a prison, a dark, sexual den of iniquity where prisoners and guards alike indulge in the most depraved and dirty acts, unseen by public eyes. The atmosphere is incredible, with costumes, location and filming coming together to produce scenes that will stick vividly in your memory, getting you stiff in your pants every time you see a police hat.
The scenes take place in near darkness, except it’s not - that’s just the illusion of the jail we get from the skilled lighting. It kicks off with a gasping, writhing pair of brunette lesbians, Melanie and Anetta Keys, in a barred, murky cell. Both girls are uniformed, but one has a sexy uniform hat and is displaying the body language of power, although not in an intrusive way. She’s more dominant in her sexual moves, and the other babe gets naked far quicker. The kissing is sizzlingly erotic - wordless fondling ensues of the nicely contrasting small and large breasts and curvy, slender bodies, and the resulting pleasure looks totally authentic. The pussy licking is done with smiles and skill, and the rubbery truncheon is used to great effect in both pussies at the same time, along with simultaneous clit rubbing. Beautiful.
Daria Glower plays the ultimate prison bitch next, with just enough speaking at the beginning to make me wish I was in that prison too! She unleashes her breasts from her tight, sexy prison dress, and keeping her uniform hat on, slowly and seductively beckons over the male prisoner, who’s wanking in his cell. The power dynamic is palpably erotic, as she lets him grope her tits through the bars just enough to torture him with lust. Abu Ghraib guards, eat your heart out. When she sucks his cock through the bars, he almost explodes then and there - it’s very brave of her to open the cell and allow him to completely ravish her. The positions they achieve are incredible, including a memorable prolonged 69 with him holding her upside down! Apart from the frantic, unrestrainable sex noises, the fucking is intense and silent, with just the odd grunt and gasp, especially as he slips his wang into her arse, and drives it home, ending in a very cute mini anal gape. A privileged prisoner indeed - but not enough for her to let him out… she’ll let him spaff all over her, but she won’t set him free.
More prickteasing ensues when blonde stunner Kathy Anderson plays cruelly with her handcuffed prisoner behind a thin wire cage, where he can’t get more than a single finger stroke as she erotically peels off her dress and undulates her beautiful body just out of reach. Rubbing her nipples up against his grasping, desperate fingers, she winds him up even more by sucking on his fingers one by one while slowly stripping, until she’s just wearing her hat, her dress (hanging off) and her stockings. The sex is predictably explosive when he finally gets his hands on her - just trust me on this one. An utterly beautiful facial to finish, which she sexily sucks off the end of the cock as it drips elegantly down onto her ample naked breasts.
I was creaming my pants by this point, horny as hell from the incredible body language and sex themes in the movie, and this only got better as the fourth scene put a man in the role of guard. He barks orders at Claudia Adams, a slinky, dirty little brunette in a grubby wifebeater and jumpsuit, making her show her tits, crawl around, and suck his cock (and his truncheon!) through a special hole in the cage. He’s still controlling her through the bars after she’s sucked his cock, and he makes her strip off and push her pussy hole up against the gap in the wire - absolutely genius use of the set here, it really works. By the time he comes in, she’s up against the wall in her pretty knickers and stockings, looking ripe for molesting. The fucking positions are extremely dynamic and visually captivating, and it’s nice and noisy, in a sexy way.
But just when you thought the movie couldn’t get any better, it does. Blonde beauty Nikki Sun is in the therapy room - a white padded cell - and is dressed for the occasion, bound tight in a red rubber straightjacket and dramatic smudged eye makeup. Her captor torments her by threatening her with his truncheon, slapping her pussy with it, and forcing her to suck his stiff cock as he stays fully clothed, in the ultimate position of power. As she’s still in the straightjacket, there’s not as many exciting sex positions at first as the last few scenes, but the ending more than makes up for it, though, as after some lusty sideways frolicking on the floor, she wanks him to climax onto her tits - the aim may not be as expert as a DIY popshot, but it’s a million times hornier to see the girl get him there instead.
Dreamlight Studios tell me the stars are from Prague, but the production doesn’t have the usual problems of heavy accents and uncomfortable acting - these babes just use body language and their own beauty to amazing effect. The director, Kendo, has done an incredible job of putting together a porn movie that really does make the most of its theme… and I’d recommend it to men and women alike.
Nikki Sun, Claudia Adams, Kathy Anderson, Daria Glower, Melanie, Anetta Keys

Great to have the most recent part of this series, it’s a well filmed, fun extravaganza of young lasses who really do make the most of their fit, horny little bodies in their student prime.
Angel Long’s living in rather nice accommodation for a student, but then she does do porn on the side. The scene begins with Angel catching one of her male flatmates wanking in the bathroom, which turns into a blowjob, of course. Hilariously, when she drags him to her room for sex, there’s yet more male humiliation when she opens the door to landlord Ian, who’s trying on her underwear. Angel is, however, turned on, and immediately impales herself on both cocks - one in her mouth, one in her pussy, and even a few of Ian’s fingers up her arse before both guys pound it senseless. Frantic and desperate for more and more cock, and wearing adorable cute white knee high socks that belie her insatiably slutty character, Angel gives this scene her all, producing a large double facial from both cocks.
The next scene is a nicely set up classic fantasy - two lesbians who want nothing more than for a big strong man to join in and give them some real fun. Naughty lovers Tiffany and Iyesha tease and please the gymfit stud they meet by fondling and licking each other all over, then sharing his cock between them while grinding their pussies into his face. Conveniently, the gym equipment is just the right height to fuck the girls in doggy and missionary, giving excellent views. That’s clearly not quite enough as they all pile onto a sofa to complete the fucking in a more comfortable and vigorous fashion, up the arse.
Ian the landlord’s a lucky man - not only are his tenants all pretty young lasses, but they don’t have quite enough money for the rent. Dear me - whatever could they do? Roxy Rare is one such broke babe, but paying in kind doesn’t peturb her - she gets on her knees and sucks for her life as she begs him to let her off. The beautiful brunette gradually strips off as she sucks, pulling aside her red knickers and fingering her visibly sticky and swollen randy pussy for his viewing pleasure. Soon he’s sliding in and out of her on the sofa, before a series of sensual and enjoyable looking positions with lots of dirty wiggling of her curvaceous rump. When her boyfriend Danny marches in and catches them at it, normally, she’d be in for a slap, but being porn, of course, he’s aroused and wants to join in. I very much enjoy the sight of a girl sucking two cocks at once, not just because she has to stretch her mouth around them, but she can often be seen to surre ptitiously gratuitously rub the cocks together outside of her mouth too, just for fun. Anyway, the scene goes on to include some well lubed anal from Ian, which she looks enjoyably new to, with lots of flinching and gasping as it turns into a fast paced DP and body/facial creaming.
There’s lesbians everywhere in this house, and these two aren’t even putting on a show for the lads! New face Kerry, a frizzy haired skinny blonde who talks like Vicky Pollard, joins Tia and Laura, who after the discussions of the landlord’s sex life, decide to have a threesome with her. The filming of the three masturbating is classic, really nicely done from below, with each girls hand ravishing her own vagina as they moan and gasp together. They then grab a bunch of sex toys and fuck each other in various kinky positions, talking dirty now and then and having very wet looking orgasms, dripping all over the floor. Very exciting indeed, especially when the anal beads are produced, and pulled out as Laura climaxes.
This is another solidly horny offering from a well established studio, and the Britney Spears photo bonus ’scene’ just tops off what will probably have been a splendid few wanks from your end. Kerry, Tia, Roxy Rare. Tiffany, Iyesha, Angel Long, Ian Tate, Tony de Sergio, James, Danny Boy

Retro Sexual is one of the latest series from Playboy TV. This film brings together five episaodes, all with a vintage 1940s theme. There are tons of armed services uniforms plus vintage-looking lingerie - seamed stockings, basques and suspenders - and the action takes place in army barracks, country mansions and field hospitals.

We see airman Danny landing his plane and being met by the personnel assistant, Suzie Best, in her Women’s Royal Air Force uniform. He drives back to staff barracks, where she expresses concern she has grease from the car on her skirt - he willingly takes a look for her. Soon he’s removing her uniform before stepping out of his all-in-one flight suit to reveal a very long hard cock. Suzie gets the best of this bent over a low desk.
Soldier Stefan is sleeping late when woken by military police officer Karla Romano in the next scene. She is here to inspect him - which she does thoroughly. She keeps her black leather gloves on throughout, gripping the bed as he gives her a super-fast jack-hammering of a fuck.
Officer Natalie Heck’s stocking-clad legs steal the next scene - we see her ascending a flight of stairs to her office, the seams running up the back of her legs in perfectly straight lines. A few moments later Belle arrives to be thoroughly briefed on her undercover assignment.
Nurse Tequila Woods helps out Able Seaman Ian with his groin strain at the forces hospital next, observing that his swelling is getting bigger by the moment…
Lastly the stunning Avalon finds a mysterious box of vintage lingerie and clothes in her bedroom. Slipping them on, she falls into a dream, where Demetri appears in army khaki and quickly removes them again.
The action is pretty straightforward throughout, and avoids anal or sex toys. Each scene is only around twenty minutes long however, the starlets are beautiful and the young studs all have great cocks. Something the film does do really well is close-ups, of the oral and pentration, from various different angles.
The idea is great, but I found Playboy’s take on this theme a bit disappointing. The costumes and lingerie, though beautiful, often doesn’t fit the starlets well, and the ‘acting’ is wooden. Maybe it was because I’d watched Relish’s Best Of Angel Long the day before, and as I mention in my review she excels at role-play - I guess Retro Sexual had a lot to live up to. If you like uniforms, and seamed stockings in particular though, then you’ll enjoy this.

Angel Long is one of Strictly Broadband’s favourite performers - editor JB says she “looks like a supermodel, behaves like a bloke”. So we’re pleased to add to the website this ‘best of’ DVD, with five of her hottest scenes for Relish.

First up in a scene from Customs & Sexcise, Angel - in shades, a fur-collared jacket and high heels indeed looking like a supermodel - gets stopped by the boys at the customs desk, Tony De Sergio and P.K. They give her a thorough examination, including a ‘taste test’ of her pussy. Playing the part of the slightly confused and bored traveller she manages not to smile - until she finds herself eye-level with two hard cocks. Then her face lights up with that amazing big grin and her eyes sparkle… This is a girl who truly loves giving head, and I don’t think there’s any man who wouldn’t love to have that long pierced tongue circling the top of his dick. She’s great throughout all her scenes, but it’s when she’s sucking cock that she shines the most.
In Rogue Traders, she is a bored housewife, waiting for the milkman to come and give her some ‘creamy goodness’. Once Milky arrives the full sexual possibilities of an Ikea-style kitchen are explored, Angel extending her long legs over the worktops as he pounds her from every angle. She directs the action, telling him what she wants him to do, and stays in role throughout, telling him how she fucked her husband earlier, and that she can smell his wife’s pussy on his cock. This is one of the great things about Angel’s performances - she gets into character, plays along and enjoys it, tongue firmly in cheek (when it isn’t engaged elsewhere).
She’s an art student next, in Lessons In Love, taking a private class with her fellow blonde student. The subject is life drawing and the model is James. Once the teacher is out of the room the girls start to get it on, teasing James, before finally including him in their fun. Angel shows us how good she is with girls too as she eats pussy while getting shagged from behind.
Another of Angel’s skills is dirty talk, and she puts this to use in her scene from ‘To The Manor Porn’, finding the owner of the house and telling him she likes rich men, then riding him, all the time in six-inch thigh-high boots.
Lastly, in my favourite scene, taken from Weapons Of Mass Satisfaction, she faces death by firing squad. Her last request though is the “truncheon meat” of the squaddies set to shoot her, and sergeant Tony De Sergio decides to grant the request. She looks great in just about anything but I particularly like her in this sexy-combat-style gear. This is an outdoor scene but even in bright natural daylight her body is flawless. After some super-hot DP, the squaddies finally line up to shoot - their cum not their guns. She swallows the lot, after first blowing bubbles, putting her fingers in her mouth then letting the spunk drip back off them, and genuinely taking massive delight in playing with it.
This DVD serves as a good best-of Relish, with top-quality camerawork, close-ups, sets and costumes. Angel is what makes it exceptional though.

Famous British celebrity in lesbian home movie! Abi Titmuss of the British weekday afternoon show Richard and Judy fame seen fully nude as she bends over and gives a guy a blowjob as he lies on a bed. Then, she lays down on a bed with her legs spread as a black girl gives her oral sex. The guy holding the camera then moves up so that Abi can go down on him while the other girl continues to eat Abi out.Back to Abi and the black nude girl, playing with each others breasts as Abi talks to the camera while lesbian kissing with a lot of tongue for a while before kneeling down next to a couch. The black girl then licks her butt and goes down on her and then lies on a bed while Abi fucks her with a dildo.

When stars collide” is the tagline on this high budget production, and that’s what these two Vivid contract girl bombshells, Tera Patrick and Briana Banks, are renowned for. Their star quality shines through, whatever they’re doing, whether it be strutting about on six inch heels in a bikini, or deepthroating a cock, covered in spit. In the USA, pornbabes like this are treated as stars, as idols, and I have to say, it does show in their performances.
Tera and Briana start off the movie with a bit of a tease - they focus on another girl, rather than doing the filthy things to one another… both are naked, and great eyecandy, but that’s as far as it goes. Dillian Lauren is their plaything, tied to a poolside chair, acting as Briana’s sub. Part of me wondered whether she’s made to be the bitch because she has smaller breasts than the other two - perhaps there’s some kind of boob based hierarchy going on here. The two stars ravish her with fingers, tongues and toys - Dillian gets spread wide, tormented and teased, dildoed to within an inch of her life, and remains obedient and pliable throughout the rough handling.
Some hard boy/girl is up next, with blonde Briana stalking round a pool in her bikini for just long enough to have you clawing at an aching erection, wishing she’d get nasty so you can get it off. As she starts sucking her stud’s cock, her heavily made up, pretty eyes gaze up at you from largely POV filming, giving astonishingly vivid glimpses of her utterly irrefutable star quality. Her boobs are perfect for titfucking, and the positions are smooth and professional; there’s just enough rough play to satisfy, but not so much you’ll be wincing - half the slaps are from her hitting her own arse! The anal is great, although the glossy editing means there’s not a trace of lube or preparation, just shoving the massive (seriously, very big) dick straight into a neat little gape and pounding away, with a wide, authentic smile on Briana’s face making the whole thing even hotter.
Tera gets to show what she’s made of in the third scene, which begins with her sunbathing by (yes, you guessed it) a pool, curving herself into all kinds of elegant positions as the camera breathlessly scans every inch of her utterly perfect body. Even when she’s just sunbathing, Tera waves her arse around provocatively. No wonder she gets the shagging of her life when a tattooed biker strides in and sticks his dick in her mouth. I really enjoy Tera’s blowjob technique - she uses plenty of spit, enough to be able to blow bubbles with as the precum and throatlube combine to make a lovely drippy fuckhole of her face. Wonderful views of the guy fingering her vagina in piledrive position, with her perfect, shaven pussylips framing a neat little gape, as his spit rolls inside.
Sultry brunette Vanessa Lane gives us a change of scenery next as she takes on two hung studs by another bloody swimming pool. She may not be as well known as the main stars, but she certainly knows what to do with two cocks at the same time, and she also has tits to die for, with glorious puffy, sticky out nipples, not to mention a perfect figure to go with them. Vanessa provides the sexual acts that we haven’t yet been treated to - the double penetration, the spitroasts, the hard, nasty piledrives and spitroasts and gapes we now expect as standard in any American porno. She also throws some incredible silhouettes against the blue sky, including an amazing upside down acrobatic feat of flexibility that had me rewinding and watching it again!
In the last scene, we finally get what we came for, as Tera and Briana grab each other with lust, against the gorgeous scenery of a country where the sun always shines. Tongues lap, lick and caress as the breasts come out, and the outfits peel off to reveal their perfect little pussies. Briana seems more into the lesbian action than Tera, but Tera has a taste for pussy, and buries her face deep into Briana’s hole as the recipient gasps with pleasure. I love Briana’s bubbly little giggles and smiles - this girl loves her work one hundred percent. A rampant rabbit comes into play on Tera, being quickly and repeatedly transferred from pussy to mouth, then a buttplug and dildo are put to good use at the same time on Briana, who begs and squeals for harder and harder action, along with her trademark self slapping and wonderfully loud orgasms.
This really is an unmissable watch, especially if you’re not keen on the more extreme, rougher end of American porn, and prefer the glossiness of expensive makeup, stars and sets. You don’t get much hotter than Tera and Briana, so sit back and enjoy this very beautiful production from America’s top studio.