Hot Babe Seduction
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Well, after watching Hot Babe Seduction, I can only think that many men or women would love this to happen when they next get arrested. A police woman gives a shoplifter a chance to feel the law, is many more ways than one. The hot brunette gets a spanking from the cop after which she has to show how sorry she is for committing the crime by licking the blonde cop’s juicy pussy.
The police officer is a tall blonde goddess and the thief is a sexy dark haired minx. Just the type of girls that both men and women will love to watch fool around and to see innocence corrupted and tight pussies penetrated!
A beautiful blond schoolteacher steps over the line when she pulls a soft skinned young girl. The teacher softly licks the young girl’s nipples while she slowly runs her hand up the girl’s skirt. The scandalous interaction gets very intimate when the pupil goes down on her teacher. She places her mouth full on the teachers waiting pussy. Their lips get wet and the scintillating sex gets even hotter…
If you thought teachers and pupils getting it on were just too wrong for words you’ll love the two gorgeous nuns playing out a devious lesbian fantasy. This must have happened while god was away on business for if he saw this he’d certainly get a hard on. The nuns disrobe to reveal kinky lingerie which the younger of the nuns has no trouble getting her tongue around when she goes down on the other nun. The forbidden fruit are the sweetest and when the nun pulls a big red vibrator from a drawer you won’t be able to look away.
The fantasy scenes continue with a couple of horny housewives fucking in a kitchen and a nurse seeing to her male patient’s every need. You will have to see for yourself how hot the titillation gets in these. There are also two chapters worth of bonus material. This is an all round amazing porn film, guaranteed to get you off.
The best bit about this film for me was the strap on penetration. I mean you can never go wrong watching a police woman thrusting into a thief. But the Dominance of a blonde police woman having her completely shaved snatch eaten by a sexy thief will give anyone unimaginable pleasures, whether you are playing with yourself or just holding back and watching while getting even more turned on. Let’s just hope that she commits another crime so there will be more movies like this one
All You Can Eat 2
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I’d never heard the term ‘reverse gangbang‘ til I saw this movie. As you can imagine, it’s just like a regular gangbang but the roles are reversed. Instead of one slutty girl taking on a room full of guys, here we have one incredibly lucky guy surrounded by hordes of horny women. Even better – the girls don’t just stick to fucking and sucking the guy, they also get to work on each other with fingers, toys and tongues making for once very steamy sapphic clusterfuck! In this movie we’ve got about 15 girls getting to work on two guys, and it’s very hot!
So not only does this film feature my first glimpse of this rare gangbang variation, it’s also all shot in a very exotic and sunny location, with beautiful girls strutting around in bikinis before they get down to business, and shagging by the side of the swimming pool. The kind of holiday we’ve all dreamt of I’m sure.
The film opens to several of the girls lined up and bent over, nothing but tight bikini bottoms preserving their modesty. They wiggle their asses in a synchronised, hypnotic fashion before it all gets to much and after a quick session of mutual spanking they’re overcome with lust. Stroking and kissing each other, they writhe around at the poolside before bringing out the toys to to play with. Large dildos slide in and out of moist pussies, and the sound of female pleasure fills the air.
A few guys must’ve heard all the moans of pleasure and decide to join in. The girls give a very warm and open mouthed welcome to these hard cocks, swallowing them down eagerly.
A real fuckfest commences, as beautiful girl after beautiful girl gets her pussy filled with the dicks of these lucky guys, piling up in a mass of tanned flesh on the sunloungers by the pool, a few hardcore girls get fucked in the ass and one guy has the innovative idea of lining up a series of girls so their pussies are facing him, and moving down the line giving each one a quick fuck. His friend joins him working on this row of raised asses and waiting pussies, and it’s so hot to see such beautiful behinds all in a row.
Once each girl has had her share of cock, the guys shoot their loads over the faces of little groups of girls. One talented blonde brings her guy to orgasm with her hands, which makes such a pleasant change from watching studs jack themselves to the money shot. She should be proud of herself!
The second scene starts of with a similar ass-shaking line up, but who cares about repetition when you’re getting such excellent close up footage of these tight asses!? Soon these beautiful girls are taking dildos deep inside their pussies, with one stunning pair sharing a crystal clear double-ender that becomes slick with their juices. Two guys eventually join in, turning the mass of girls into two simultaneous reverse gangbangs and whilst guys fuck girls, girls also fuck girls – using strap ons and toys to keep the action going.
With both real and plastic cocks in the equation, the possibilities are endless, and these girls try out almost every variation you could imagine. Some great hard anal takes place as well and this amazing mass of sexuality reaches it’s climax with the well hung studs once again shooting their loads in the faces of all these very happy girls. The dirty ladies exchange cum and kiss each other deeply, and that’s the end of my first reverse gangbang, and everyone in this movie has obviously had all they can eat!
Wet Dream Team
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Football and girl-on-girl sex combined – isn’t that most men’s dreams come true? Adult Channel XXX delivers up this combination Wet Dream Team, which follows the fortunes of Screw Alexandra Ladies Football Club.
Pretty much every football/sex pun is served up here – a scene called Snatch Of The Day, a television station called G-Sport TV, a player called Pornaldo. This humor is nice but it’s the action we’re interested in – and if you like beautiful girls having a good time together then it doesn’t disappoint. If you like them also stripping out of football kit, this will be your Wet Dream Team indeed.
All the girls here are stunning and very natural, without a fake tit in sight. Make-up is understated, piercings and tattoos are tiny or non-existent, and the settings are gym locker rooms and therapy suites. I usually don’t like girl-girl films – it takes the sight of a good hard cock to get me going, and a bunch of pretty ladies shoving plastic imitations into each other just doesn’t turn me on. But only two of the five scenes here include dildos (and only then right at the end), the rest is just all fingers and tongues, and I found that much more erotic. Another bonus of this kind of film is that the girls are mostly new, with girl-girl often the first step in a porn career.
The star for me is crop-haired pixie Nadia, who seduces new team player Karen Leigh in the ref’s changing room. This is an unhurried, sensuous scene, with Nadia most in control. When Karen takes the initiative though Nadia’s tiny little moans are a wonderful sound, as Karen fondles her little tits and buries her face in her neatly trimmed bush.
Nadia’s back in the final scene too, having had a fight on the pitch with two players from opposing team Holloway Ladies, Lou Lou and Fran Devine. The girls have brought the fight to the locker-room, and games official Lucy Law has to sort them out. She agrees not to report them as long as they do exactly what she says, ordering them through spanking and kissing. Law is perfect in this role, having a natural dominance about her. Finally she joins in, demanding that they lavish attention on her. She’s the only aggressive kisser in the film, the other girls all being slow and gentle.
The other stand-out scene doesn’t involve the girls touching at all – it’s filmed as a phone-sex scene. New purchase from club Feel Madrid, Katalina Varga, is being interviewed by Daily Spurt journalist Tamara Noon. Bored with the interview she propositions Tamara for phone sex, asking what she’s wearing. The girls then play with themselves while talking dirty, eventually swapping to speaker-phone to get both hands free.
Elsewhere player Laura Jones and goalkeeper Vicky Valentine get a pep talk from manager Elen Cole, before a rub-down in the fitness suite. These three have wonderfully fit, toned bodies, and are eager to get their hands on each other. Meanwhile Jo May, Ashley Long and Laura Jones take a novel approach to contract negotiations on the boardroom table.
The Good The Bad And The Dirty
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I saw a western themed porn film once, which set itself up to be so good, with an amazing looking title sequence, after which the producers presumably ran of money, and it all crashed back to LA gonzo reality, with five boring scenes shot in dull LA apartments. Since then, I’ve been on the lookout for western themed porn that lives up to its promise – mostly because I like girls in leather chaps. And chaps in girls in leather chaps.
And so we come to The Good, The Bad and The Dirty. Although it seems I’m out of luck as far as the chaps are concerned, as it’s an all girl film, it’s pretty obvious straight from the opening credits that this is some pretty high quality stuff. Lolly Badcock stars as the new sheriff in town, who is “out to clean up the town, by getting down and dirty.” The costumes, locations and costumes are very authentic – unfortunately Lolly’s accent isn’t. Although considerably better than Keanu Reeves’ attempted English accent in Dracula, it seems a bit out of place in the old west.
On the other hand – it’s porn? Who cares about the accents! Anyway, it’s not like there’s a shortage of porn featuring girls with American accents, and it’s nice to have English accents for a change. It’s just a bit strange in a western.
The film features a magnificent seven of top British talent. The awesome Lolly Badcock takes the lead, and she gets to have her way with Alicia Rhodes, Elizabeth Lawrence, Jemstone, Poppy Morgan, Renee Richards, and Suzie Best. She’s definitely a lucky girl and all five all-girl scenes show Ms. Badcock at her sapphic best. Not to be missed is the three way between Lolly, Jemstone and Poppy Morgan. After Lolly catches cute Jemstone spying on her peeing and wanking in a barn, she roughs her up a little, (wo)manhandling her and verbally degrading her until Poppy shows up to defend her. The scene quickly dissolves into a haze of hot lesbonic three way action, with lots of ass licking domination and verbal abuse. This scene is hot stuff, especially the moment when the girls all line up, asses in the air, and simultaneously wank themselves with large dildos.
I should also mention that this film is also a must for firearms enthusiasts, as Lolly’s weapon of choice is a classic six-shooter style gun dildo, which she uses to dispense rough justice on the pussies and asses of all those who stand in the way of the law. These dildos feature all the way through the film, and there’d even a shotgun sized one at one point. It’s good to see the cowgirl theme running all the way through to the sex toys, and the site of Lolly walking round with a dildo strapped in a holster on her hip is certainly one to behold. Lolly smokes cigars in several of the scenes too, which perfectly suits her role of sheriff and will be a real turn on for some of you watching. It makes Lolly look like the tough girl she truly is.
The first scene sees Lolly in a sleazy seductive mode, getting her wicked way with saloon slut Elizabeth Lawrence who looks every inch the hottest whore in the wild west. Lolly really fills that prostitute pussy before heading back down to the bar for a drink!
The scene with Suzie Best is a winner too, and not only because of the skintight blue jeans that Suzie wears (and Lolly soon sticks her hands down!) It’s a passionate fuck with lots of kissing, and Lolly keeping her cowboy boots and hat on for a lot of the time. Add to this the scenes where Sheriff Badcock gets closely reacquainted with old friend Renee Richards, or when this dashing cowgirl rescues Alicia Rhodes from her cruel punishment, treating her instead to a full-on toy fuck, and you’ve got one great Western-inspired wank, guaranteed!
The sexy girls, great theme and authentic costumes and sets really make this movie worth checking out. It’s good to see such effort put into an all girl film, and with Badcock leading the way, you really can’t go wrong!
2 In The Can
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‘2 In The Can’ is an ass lovers dream from whacky American director Jim Powers. Having been first introduced to this guys work through his bizarre ‘Babysitter’ series and being a little taken aback by his mix of twisted humour and rough male orientated filth, I’m now suitably desensitized to his output and welcome each release which comes my way. This latest film starring Audrey Hollander doesn’t disappoint. The red-headed hottie is a favourite of Powers, appearing in a large number of his films. This girl does anything and everything and is without doubt one of the filthiest girls in the business by far…
Audrey welcomes us to her ‘Anal Academy’ to witness her students become ‘completely anally consumed’ and we are informed that an anal orgasm is the only orgasm to have. First up for the dirtpipe treatment is Trina Michaels, a big boobed blonde lass who’s work I’m not familiar with, though after seeing her performance here I look forward to checking more of her output in the future. A couple of ‘trained professionals’ are brought out for her to get down with, the guys whipping out their cocks straight away ready to take a sloppy double blow, given cocksucking tips by Audrey all the while. It isn’t long until she’s taking a huge cock in her ass while sucking the other hung stud off and before long she has two cocks pounding away at her tight ass. Trina is the hottest girl of the film and well worth checking out as she gets the full dual butt-fuck works. ‘I’m a fucking anal whore‘ she utters as she takes a seat on the two super stiff pricks. There’s dirty talk throughout and when the guys have finished giving her back passage a seeing to, she’s ready to take a couple of loads of jizz to her face with Audrey making sure not a drop goes to waste by scraping every last bit into her wide and wanton mouth.
Another blonde, Kelly Wells is up next and her and Audrey take a cock in their mouth each in order to get the guys good and ready, ‘It’s growing in your mouth’ one stud informs as the suck off he is receiving drives him wild. No hands blowjobs ensue and Audrey is first to take the anal DP in this scene, uttering such charming phrases like ‘Fuck me in my whore ass’ while taking jackhammer poundings from her two ASSistants. It’s soon Kelly’s turn and she takes it like a pro in her tight ass, letting out horny phrases and groans the whole while. The girls then take an anal stuffing each, the teacher showing the student exactly how it’s done.
Lyla Lei is a horny whoreiental chick who tells us that she loves anal sex. Good job… Lyla has been in training for 3 weeks and is now ready to step up and take her first double dose of dickage in the ass. After the obvious cock-sucking intro she’s ready to be slammed and Audrey states, ‘This slut rally paid attention in class’.
Tyla Wynne looks sooo filthy and is very eager to be taught her latest butt fucking lesson which, of course, soon transpires. After taking two dicks in her mouth simultaneously she’s bent over and slammed by one guy while still sucking the other off a treat. Audrey stretches Tyla’s ass further when the guys pull out and loses one of her rings to the gaping well fucked hole of this new student. She fishes the ring out with ease and the scene climaxes with, you guessed it, a double helping of sticky man cream.
Finally, it’s just Audrey showing what makes her the prime tutor at this school of kinky bum fun and also shows what makes her on of the main starlets to look out for if you like to see a girl who can take whatever you can throw at her, while loving every second. Miss Hollander has to be seen to be believed so best check this deviant darling out for yourself!
In conclusion, ‘2 In The Can’ features all the things there are to love, or hate, about Jim Powers’ output. There are the most sloppy deepthroat blowjobs ever put to tape, loads of the filthiest talk you are likely to hear in a porno flick and of course, a ton of hard slamming butt sex with girls who are more than happy to be treated like total whores. Definitely not one to sit down to with the Missus (unless your girl is as uninhibited as this cast, in which case – lucky you!) but bundles of filthy fun nonetheless. Powers proves yet again to be one of the finest directors in hard Gonzo entertainment.
Titney Spheres
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This may be a very rare example of a porn parody which is actually *better* than the thing it parodies. Britney Spears, is, basically, someone who has very little musical talent, but who exploits the fact that we’d all like to shag her to make her living. (Actually, that sounds like about 98% of all porn stars to me…)
Anyway, this film has been around for a while in a different, softcore made-for-TV edition, but the full, no-holes barred hardcore version is now, thankfully, available here.
What makes this filmwork so well is that they’ve carefully studied all the things that make Britney sexy – the grown up school uniform, the dancing, the cute, yet innocent look – and re-purposed it for porn. And so we have the story of the very familar-seeming pop starlet Titney Spheres (Michelle Thorne), who sets out to make it to the top of the music industry by talent alone.
Well, she has many talents, not all of them musical, so technically she does do that. We see her using her ample skills on managers, producers, DJs, VJs, random girls in limos… really she’s quite a talented girl, although maybe not so much on the musical side. She even gets married to a sleazy guy in the last scene. Almost completely paralleling the life of Ms. Spears, but with none of the manufactured tease.
Overall, this is a great movie, although it perhaps relies a little too much on girl/girl. Depending on your preference, though, this may be a good or bad thing – the girl/girl scenes really are top notch, and contain plenty of set up dialogue – she’s not just licking that muff for fun you know. Oh no, she’s only doing it because it’s important to her career, to make sure she gets her record played on the radio, or NTV, or even to secure the services of a publishing company. Innocent little Titney quickly rises to the occasion, and makes a very good little pussy slut.
Of course, it’s not all girl on girl – the first and last scenes are full-on boy/girl scenes where Titney gets it in the ass, pussy and mouth, just as we expect of all our upstanding porn stars – as she doesn’t disappoint.
In the end, Michelle Thorne’s portrayal comes across as two parts Britney, one part Jordan, especially with her bit tits and slightly surprised facial expression – but this is by no means a bad thing. Apparently, she also wrote and directed the whole thing, so this really is Michelle’s movie. It’s also nice to see a UK studio turning out such quality product. And you’ve got to love the busty Michelle Thorne – she was even on the X-Factor a while back.
Fans of pop music will love this, if you’re fed up with the music industry marketing sex but always failing to deliver the goods – this movie does exactly what you expect. We get to see Miss Spheres getting it in the ass, pussy and mouth, as well as a lot of very hot girl on girl action. For a change, this is one very satisfied music fan.
Down The Dirty Track
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This Adult Channel XXX film dates from 2003, which while not ancient in porn terms, still gives it a dated look. As the theme is quaint village life however, the slight datedness actually makes it more entertaining. Also we get to see some of the stars of today as they were when they first started in porn – such as a fresh-faced Donna Marie and a very slender Demetri. The action includes anal and DP and there are unusual sights such as a very plump girl and a full natural untrimmed pussy bush. All in all this film was a pleasant surprise from what I expected from the box cover.
There are six scenes, including ‘Summer Fete’, ‘Can Buy Me Love’ and ‘Dose of Dairy’. Characters include staple village stereotypes such as the pub landlord, village gay, horny rich housewife, and ageing rock star. Each scene is just under 15 minutes, keeping the pace fast.
The first, ‘100 Per Cent British Beef’, sees the village pub The Polished Cock employ a busty new barmaid (I’ve seen plenty of tits and pussy in this pub before – as it’s actually The Halfway House in High Wycombe, a strip pub I danced at until it shut around two years ago). This time the nude female body is provided by blonde Summer, and stud services by Lee Henshaw, playing the village butcher. After being challenged “how well can you handle your meat?”, and plenty of kissing and fondling, he bends Summer over the pool table and does her first in the pussy then the arse. He shoots copiously (definitely not the first man to want to do so in that venue).
Stand-out scenes are ‘Dose of Dairy’, ‘Farmyard Practice’ and ‘Signed Sealed Delivered’. In the latter, ageing rock star Bryan Van Savage, played by Ian Tate, is stalked by mad fans Kat Varga and Donna Marie, who break into his house. They drug him and he wakes tied-up, Donna Marie telling him off for not responding to the fan-mail they sent. They proceed to tease him into a frenzy before presenting themselves to get fucked. Donna Marie shows she knew her tastes from the start of her porn career as she demands to be shagged up the arse.
In ‘Farmyard Practice’ a sick cow causes retired vet Mark Sloan to visit one of the farms. The farmer has left his attractive blonde daughter Caitlin to show the vet the problem. He’s invited by Caitlin and her friend Bonnie Hart on a picnic to say thank you. The performers play it very tongue-in-cheek posh, with the girls cheeky and slightly clumsy, which actually has a very horny effect compared to slick porn perfection. They both look like pretty wholesome country girls, not porn stars, particularly Caitlin, who is plumper than most but oozing total sexuality thanks to that. Her tits are amazing. I’m surprised at quite how refreshing I found it to see a different body type to normal. Mark gets to lay back and enjoy it as the girls ride him in the sunshine, laughing with each other and finally kneeling together for their facefulls of cum.
‘Dose of Dairy’ sees bored rich housewife Mrs Johnson, played by Georgina Smith, seduce the new milkman, Demetri, one his first day on the job. She’s been busy already with the butcher, Lee, who’s still in the house and joins in the action. The guys take turns to part her hairy pussy lips for their big cocks, before spit-roasting then DPing her. It’s no surprise these guys are still around now – they know how to fuck, upping the pace with Georgina’s panting and shooting only several seconds apart over her upturned face and tits.
Elsewhere, in ‘Can Buy Me Love’ lottery millionairess Angie George helps student hairdresser Vicky clear some of her debts by paying her for sex. There’s nothing ground breaking about this girl-girl but both the women are beautiful and take their time pleasuring each other, and it’s hardly a chore to watch. And in ‘Summer Fete’, young Tony De Sergio is the Lord’s heir seduced by the local beauty queen April.
This is like an early Relish film – hot British stars, in comedy British situations.
The Secret Drawer
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The latest in the Film Erotica series of up-market and couple-friendly porn tells the story of naughty student Tiffany, who steals from her flatmate, sleeps with her friends’ boyfriends and coerces fellow students into a series of erotic encounters.
Tiffany is so believable in this role as she just looks like utter filth. She may not have the picture-perfect, supermodel face and surgically perfected body of some porn stars, but that makes her just seem dirtier. She’s joined by some real stunners though – Renee Richards (a personal favourite of mine) and Shilpa Shetty lookalike, Mia. Representing the blonde front is petite Harmony Hex with pierced n’ tattooed redhead Louise adding a fetish-y element.
Our first introduction to Tiffany’s naughty ways is her persuading fellow student Harmony Hex to come home with her after classes, promising she has a special present waiting for her. This present turns out to be Louise, who has been chained to the wardrobe all day. Harmony finds this all “just too weird” and heads out the door, so Tiffany shrugs and makes the most of having Louise to herself, licking and sucking her multiply-pierced pussy lips and plugging her tight behind with anal beads.
Next we see her stealing money from her flatmate Renee’s secret drawer. She steals a thrill too, by watching Renee Richards and boyfriend Lee Henshaw having sex. Admittedly they’ve left the door to their plush four-poster bedroom open so they should have expected that. And who wouldn’t want to watch – Renee is looking her best ever, all sultry pouting lips breaking into sudden smiles, sparkling feline eyes and perfect slender curves. She and Lee fuck romantically, as befits the romantic setting, his long dick shining from balls to head with her juices. At one point she lies flat on her tummy with her legs together and bum slightly raised while he kneels above and pistons in and out of her – not the best position to see close-up penetration but horny as it’s different to the usual porn positions and a bit more real-life. This is a long scene, which is great as I could watch these two for hours.
Tiffany gets to play with Mia next, after going out for a girlie catch-up over coffee. They can’t wait to get to the bedroom and undress each other in the hallway, slipping hands inside pretty lingerie to frig each other off. This is all shot from the floor level looking up, which is an interesting (if not always the most flattering) angle and it’s refreshing there are no toys.
Wayne is the lucky guy in a girl-girl-girl-boy foursome, as Tiffany and Harmony help Louise show her new boyfriend a good time. They start out at Tiffany’s place, before she announces her mum will be home soon and they decamp to Wayne’s place. This is an odd addition to the scene, but it does mean we get to see them undressing again. The girls mostly all wear totally ‘real’ clothes in this film, jeans and casual tops, not the usual OTT porn costumes. Harmony gets the most attention although the girls all use him and each other for maximum pleasure.
Renee’s caught on to Tiffany’s stealing ways and punishes her with a spanking with hand and hairbrush, so hard it makes her bumcheeks red. She then has to bury her face in Renee’s pussy then arse, licking and tonguing furiously. If this is the way Renee punishes people I may have to try to do something to piss her off! She finishes by forcing Tiffany’s chin upwards and licking her own juices off Tiffany’s lips.
In the closing scene, Mia has realised Tiffany’s been cavorting with her guy, played again by Lee Henshaw, and in revenge pulls out Tiffany’s date Steve Hooper’s dick and begins to suck. It’s not long before Tiff too has dick in her mouth, and the brunettes suck and then fuck the guys next to each other on the sofa. It slowly turns into more of a foursome with the girls swapping partners. It wasn’t standing out as among the best group scenes I’ve watched, but then suddenly there’s a great DP, as Lee suddenly gets behind Tiffany as she rides on top of Steve and the to guys start to fuck her fast. This is what we want to see with DP – not one semi-limp cock motionless in one hole while the other is getting all the action. Mia positions herself on the back of the sofa so Tiffany can lick her out while getting double-pounded making it a proper all-action four-way. To finish off the girls take one guy each, Lee shooting up Tiffany’s arsehole, which she then positions for the camera to watch the cum dribble out, and Steve over Mia’s tummy.
Bad Girls
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Prison, suprisingly, always makes for a successful setting for any porn movie. Maybe it’s the idea of all those horny men and women being cooped up with no sexual release other than what they can find in their cells, maybe it’s the power play between prisoner and guard, all those strip searches and stern orders make for some fabulous roleplay in porno scenes, maybe it’s the uniforms, maybe it’s just because we all secretly love those bad boys and girls, the ones who break the rules and walk on the wild side – you have to admit it’s a turn on.
Dreamlight Studios have returned to the jail theme that worked so well in their incredible Sex Cells this time adding a twist – in the style of the popular tv drama from which it no doubt takes it’s name, Bad Girls is set in a women only prison. Despite not really being a fan of girl-only scenes, I’m keen to check this out, it stars some of my favorite UK babes and I was hoping that the kinky role play and dominance of guard over prisoner would spice up the lesbian sex.
I was not to be disappointed, the film opens with a stern looking brunette in shiny boots storming into a cell and pushing the blonde inmate, Suzie Best, up against the wall for a search. A quick examination of the cell reveals porn mags and sex toys, and this inspires the guard to get a lot more intimate with the bad girl whose porn stash she’s raided. A lot of licking ensues, with the guard taking her time getting inside Suzie pants and giving some long, lingering licks to her ass and pussy. It’s not long however, til both guard and prisoner are naked and putting those toys to good use. The highlight here has to be sexy Miss Best, shuddering with very-real orgasmic pleasure as a large red dildo is expertly used on her. If this is how we treat our prisoners, no wonder we have such a lot of them! I’d never want to leave is pleasure like this was part of my punishment!
As always with Dreamlight movies, it’s the camerawork and shooting style that really stands out and makes the scenes so damn hot! With plenty of close ups showing every details of that glistening pussy or orgasmic face, you feel so close to the action and the girls really look gorgeous in the dramatic lighting. I’m a real big fan of sex noises – not being able to hear the groans and moans of people fucking can ruin a scene for me – and the sounds here are fantastic.
Now, as soon as I saw Renee Richards in her prison warder outfit, I knew I was in for a treat with the second scene. This beautiful brunette plays the voyeur, playing with herself as she watches a busty blonde inmate bending over as she sweeps the yard. The sneaky peeps at panties and curvy ass really get Renee going, and as the inmate begins to wank Renee just has to get some of that hot pussy for herself. It’s hard, fast and dirty and both girls clearly enjoy it rough and filthy. Watching them lick each others juices from the dildo is a real treat, and the dirty talking is fantastic, a total turn on.
Renee is back for the next scene, this time getting dominant and nasty as she interrogates a pretty suspect. I don’t think she going to get much information out of her though, as the suspect is quickly gagged whilst Renee gets busy on her pussy. I just love Renee when she plays nasty, which she certainly does in this scene, and it’s always hot to see this curvy brunette star bent over as a dildo disappears into her pussy. This is definitly my favorite scene in the film.
Follows a relatively sweet scene between two inmates, one of which is the stunning Elizabeth Lawrence. Elizabeth is on the recieving end of some light anal action with a cute little toy, and gets her pussy filled with both ends of a double-ended dildo (which sounds impossible, but it is, you probably have to see it to figure out how it works) After playing with her cell mate a little, Elizabeth starts fucking her ass with the anal toy, whilst her cute playmate fills her pussy and it’s this double penetration that gets Elizabeth screaming with pleasure. The sounds of her orgasm are truly erotic.
In the final threeway scene, the striking black babe Lala demands pleasure from Elizabeth and her cellmate lover. I’ve not seen Lala in many movies, but I really hope she appears in more, she’s stunning and sensual and a lot of dirty talk comes from her pretty mouth! Lucky Elizabeth gets another DP this time with two bright red toys filling her holes, and there’s a lot of passionate kissing which I really liked – it seems so rare in porn. Strap on’s come out and some great girl-on-girl fucking takes place.
Bad Girls is another great title from the Dreamlight Studio, and has some of the most stylish British girl-girl action i’ve seen in a long time, all set behind bars. You really should check out just how bad these girls can be!
Sophies Wet Dreams
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The first scene features Sandra Shine, her big dildo and of course Sophie Moon. Unlike many other lesbian films I’ve watched in the past, these two girls actually look like they are enjoying the tonsil tennis they’re playing. I’ve seen far too many fakes to miss the real thing when it slaps me in the face! After some titty sucking and pussy rubbing we get down to some oral fun and that’s when it starts to get very hot! Sophie licks clit like a pro – she has her tongue enveloped deep inside Sandra’s tight, wet pussy and flicks her tongue across Sandra’s pussy like she’s been licking clit since her early days! It’s soon Sandra’s turn to return the favor and not only does Sophie get a clitful of tongue but a pussy full of fake dick! Sandra straps on a big black dildo and pummels Sophie’s tight little twat and brings her to full orgasm right there, by the pool on the picnic table!
Scene three has no Sophie, but does have two absolutely stunning brunettes getting kinky by the pool – of course when I say kinky I don’t mean whips and chains, but some very sultry, kissing, licking and probing! Oral sex happens about 5 minutes in with some very tasteful tongue flicking and some very genuine moans and groans I might add – mind you, if I had that brunette licking my pussy that way, my moans and groans would be genuine too, her little tongue is like an acrobat! The scene continues on with more oral sex, some fingering and some more titty sucking but the best bit comes nearest the end -like everything else huh! – The two girls slip into the water and enjoy a little bit of sexy rough and tumble with lots of gyrating and licking and it’s a must see. The girls aren’t the only ones to get wet…
Sophie’s fifth dream/fantasy is a really, really good one. It starts of with the silhouette of two girls playing in the beach but they soon end up on the bed enjoying a hearty kiss with each other, another genuine looking one – it must be said that Sophie has one of the most amazing bodies I’ve ever seen. I both admire and envy her perfect tits, round shapely ass and tiny little waist.
Much like the other scenes Sophie and her girlfriend get down to business and enjoy the usual clitty licking, titty sucking action but for some reason the oral was more erm…’stimulating’ than the others. Of course, this scene also involved Sophie’s arsehole getting licked out too. With two fingers in her pussy and a tongue in her arse Sophie is soon grunting and ready to come but decides to switch the action instead and goes down on her little brunette friend and gives her the oral of her life. The scene ends with the two girls both fully satisfied and enjoy one big last, tongue locking kiss!
The other 3 scenes in this film are pretty similar to the three described above – all are introduced by Sophie asking you to drink her potion and showing you her wild dreams/fantasies. It’s a good film for those who love erotic lesbian action. Those who are into foul mouthed sluts shouldn’t watch this film – they’ll be disappointed but if you’re into sexy, lust filled lesbian action then click activate…It’ll be worth it.
College Virgins
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Now, it seems a bit of a mistake to choose a cast full of some the most well known pornstars in the UK for a film when the girls are referred to as ‘virgins’ because, to be perfectly frank, we all know that these familiar faces are far from virginal – and that’s why we love them. But porn scenarios aren’t reknown for their relationship to real life, so we can let this pass, and it does genuinely seem that some of these girls are shooting the first scenes of their careers. Whilst the title may not be entirely accurate, we still get a stunning line up of British talent, showing us all that Brits do it best in some great dirty scenes.
I really like the way this film is set up, the scenes are long, meaning you get plenty of action for your money. They all start with an introduction and solo-tease scene which leads into some girl-girl action, before a stud joins the fun for a fucking and cumshot finale. It’s great to see scenes that include so much, and the voiceovers from the girls – talking about themselves and the sex they like – are great, really helping you get to know the beauties on the screen.
Nancy’s up first, and whilst she’s not one the the most established names in the cast, she shows she’s got a lot to offer the UK porn scene. Wanking whilst dressed in some sexy lingerie and stockings, she tells us she just loves sex and her passion for fucking has inspired her to get into adult. This is a career move I wholly encourage, especially as Nancy loves hard anal sex. After pleasuring herself for a while, the lucky Nancy gets the gorgeous Yazmin to play with, before a guy comes in and gives her the ass fucking she’s been craving.
Next up is 21 year old Harmony Hex, this pretty and petite babe is teamed up with Suzie Best for a bit of lesbo loving. It sounds like this is one of Harmony’s first girl girl scenes, and Suzie happily shows her the ropes. As they lay all shagged-out and happy on the sofa, after some intense tounge and toy fun – they are both asked what they thought, luckily both girls got off and their scene ends on an orgasmic high. Then enters one lucky guy to put Harmony through her paces in a hot shag scene. There’s a lot of close up of Harmony’s face as she moans in pleasure and this brings some real intimacy to the scene, as well as giving us more opportunity to check out Harmony’s beautiful eyes.
I’ve seen Carmel Moore in a few releases recently, and I’m looking forward to seeing her a lot more often. She’s a sexy, dirty girl with long blonde hair and a glamourous look. She easgerly plunges her well-manicured fingers into her pussy, clearly enjoying herself and putting on a great performance for the camera. She’s placed in Tammy’s care as Tammy promises to guide her through the girl/girl scene. It doesn’t seem like Carmel needs much help in this area though, dispite earlier admitting she prefers cock to pussy, the two girls heat things up very quickly, and there’s some nice chatting and giggling between them as they learn how to please each other. This is a really passionate scene with real chemistry between the girls, and Carmel even admits that she think this fuck has turned her gay, so her male partner has a lot to live up to in the boy girl scene. She gets a real pounding and clearly loves it, doing a great job of sucking cock as well. Her stunning tits get covered in spunk and she declares the shag ‘amazing’.
It’s Sammy Jo’s first time on film and she has the honour of being teamed up with the stunning Frankie for her lesbian debut. The have a much gentler and more sensual style than the previous scene with Carmel, and it’s just as arousing to watch these beauties romping on the sofa with their toys. They share a double ended dildo, which is a real turn on to watch, and it looks like Sammy’s got a real future ahead of her in adult. She then gets a good pussy licking from the studs who joins her for the boy girl scene, and he plays with her ass as well, which is hot. After a sexy blowjob they get down to the fucking and Sammy rides him well, clearly loving every second.
The great mix of girls here really makes this film worthwatching, and it’s also fantastic to be able to check out the earlier scenes of popular girls like Harmony Hex and Carmel, pairing them up with a more established girl works really well too, making this one hot British fuckfilm that -at almost 4 hours long – offers great value for money.
Fuck Me
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Naomi was the winner of Best Starlet at this years AVN Awards and she’s now the headlining star of this hot new release from top Brit studio, Harmony. When one of the UK’s greatest studios meets with one of Americas newest stars, you know the results are going to be good. Damn good.
Whilst I’ve come to expect amazing things from Harmony, they actually managed to surprise me with the well-above average quality of this release. It’s easy for well established producers to grow complacent with their success, but I really get the impression that Harmony are constantly working to improve their work, trying new things and getting better and better each time.
I’m not normally one to get that excited about lighting and filming techniques in porno, but its this film it’s really worth a mention. The camerawork and editing are unlike anything I’ve ever seen before in adult, and whilst you’ll notice something interesting’s happening, the technical stuff does not distract from the action and hot chicks at all. In fact it does the opposite, it enhances the sex, making each scene more sensual, intimate and racy. As you can tell, I was impressed.
But does the quality of the fucking match the quality of the filming? Of course it does! And the girls are great, a perfect mix of the filthiest stars from around the world, pretty much all guaranteed to give amazing performances! Naomi’s makes a great host, opening the film showing off her amazingly fit body and her absolutely incredible ass, and soon we’re watching her writhe around talking dirty in one of the most erotic scenes I’ve seen for ages.
Now, physically, Naomi is not my type. With the exception of her ass, I don’t really find her that attractive, but she’s incredibly sensual and sexy and really a joy to watch as she pants and gasps her way through an intense ass fucking. She’s got real lust in her eyes and pouty lips that let loose a stream of dirty talk, and it’s easy to see how she got that award in Vegas.
Kelly Wells, who often calls herself Kelly ‘fuckin’ Wells, is another award winning starlet who puts in a totally filthy performance in the second scene. She gazes up at the camera with her huge, beautiful eyes and tells us “I can take two cocks, not just one, in this ass” and then with the help of two studs, proves it. It’s a rather impressive sight and a must see for all fans of hard and extreme fucking. Kelly has some superb slut skills.
Next up is the pretty Melissa Lauren, teasing the camera as she plays with herself. A stud appears from nowhere and impales her ass on his large cock, and the ass fucking that follows is fast and furious. Lucky Melissa gets another guy who joins in and another cock to fill her ass and pussy. Whilst these guy are busying themselves DPing Melissa, yet another stud turns up to make sure her mouth is well filled too. There’s something really arousing about seeing a beautiful and stylish woman letting go in a depraved and filthy fuck, and this scene is a perfect example of just how hot that can be. All three guys shoot their loads, almost simultaniously, over Melissa’s pretty face, giving this scene a hint of bukkake at the end.
Brit babe Natalie Heck shows that UK girls really are filthy as she demands big cock and takes some aggressive ass fucking with a smile on her face and a load of dirty talking. At one point her fella accidentally slides his cock in her pussy, missing her ass, and filthy little Natalie is quick to correct his error and get that dick back in her butt! It’s great to see such enthusiasm for an ass fucking! Blonde Natalie looks stunning as her huge tits bounce around, or when she swallows cock deep down her throat.
A nice and dirty bit of girl girl action follows, as two stunning blondes – Kissy Kapri and Delilah Strong – get themselves in the mood for cock. Both girls are beautiful – Kissy is adorable and slightly ‘alt’ looking, with lip piercings and dark eye make up, Delilah clearly loves to fuck, and they make a great pair. There’s a hot moment when Delilah leads a guy in by his cock, and then places it in Kissy’s mouth, and it’s such a turn on to watch them both licking and sucking his cock and balls. Lucky guy. Some filthy pussy-to-mouth action takes place as Delilah makes sure she gets that dick in her mouth fresh from Kissy’s pussy. It’s just deliciously dirty.
There’s some excellent bonus scenes in this release as well, all showing the same excellent quality and dirty sex we’ve come to expect from Harmony. We get to see a bit more of Kissy, which I rather liked. Hopefully we’ll see more of her in future releases, and hopefully Harmony will keep on raising the standard of UK porn.
Traceys Bored Local Housewives
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So what do the words ‘filth’, ’scots’ and ‘cock’ have in common? Well, they all make an appearance in this movie produced by the ever filthy Tracey. Tracey has brought us some really good British porn before and this time is no exception and this movie was given to me to review because the top dogs at Strictly News liked the name! I watched this movie and found it was a great example of British housewives getting down and dirty while their husbands donned the suit and tie and did the nine ’til five!
Amateur housewives from America are good, British housewives are better! This movie is filmed with 6 scenes plus a pissing bonus, I literally mean a ‘pissing’ bonus – and I think those who have a thing for those bored housewives, amateur Brits and sexy mums will enjoy this movie to no end.
Starring Nicky, Jade, Kelly, Esta, Celeste, Jane and Tiffany the scenes are set, the camera is rolling and the review has begun…
Scene one consists of three cock hungry munchers locking lips around one young studs fat cock. This young lad gets taken advantage of by three older ladies who, when bored, cannot get enough cock stuffed in their mouths! Most housewives decide to do the ironing when their husbands at work, but these girls decide that to pass the time they should stuff their mouths full of dick!. One thing that disappointed me about this scene though was the male – He was getting his dick sucked and he couldn’t look less interested which kind of dropped the mood for me. The girls were in full swing and about 12 minutes into the film girl three pops on a dildo and starts to screw the other girl – at least the girls are enjoying themselves and at the end of the day that’s what counts! Not my favorite scene but for those who enjoy blowjobs and ball sucking it’s a must.
Tracey and Nicky join in on scene three – they ‘play’ according to the scene title so let’s see just how friendly these girls can be with each other…Both of these ladies are definitely mature, forget the short skirts and neck tie, these are older ladies who should be cooking their husbands tea but instead are deciding to play tonsil tennis and titty games. They then get the toys and fingers out alongside those semi wet pussies and decide to give each other some proper stimulation. This scene continues on with some dildo and oral action and makes me all tingly down there!
With time to only check out one more scene, I decided to go where I have never gone before – never have I seen a pissing scene, so I have no idea what to expect and nobody in the office thought to tell me before I started writing – but my curiosity got the better of me and I decided to watch the bonus material, afterwards I was pleasantly surprised…
So I have to be honest here and thought what the fuck are they going to do with the piss but they actually just piss in the toilet! Here was me thinking there’d be mouths open, cups filled and what not but no, it was the girls from the movie all taking turns to squat over the toilet and ’spend a penny’ as us Brits say. Some of the girls dribbled, one gushed so much I thought the producers had forced her to drink 3 bottles of water, made her hold ‘it’ in and then made her piss on command! One girl went in the sink and another went in the bath. Not my cup of tea but I imagine if you were wanting to watch girls pee then this part of the movie covers it!
This is a long film, with 6 scenes, one involving a Scottish girl sucking cock, another involving a filthy threesome and some more raw sex with Nicky – this movie definitely has a wide variety of housewife; those who like the cock and those who like to well…piss. I was slightly disappointed by the males in these scenes but those females kept our British reputation high and intact so ‘Girl Power’!!!
Babewatch The New Wave
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I didn’t expect much of this film, as in my experience porn which tries to replicate ’straight’ films or TV is often lazy and unconvincing. Baywatch, with it’s famous red swimsuits, semi-naked people in the sun and surf meant it would have been easy for this film to take the setting and throw in some sex and leave it at that. But director Jim Powers does so much more, giving us a great film with a perfect balance of plot and red-hot action.
The plot follows the goings-on at the Babewatch lifeguard station on Venice Beach, California, as a new commander gets his feet under the desk and the station starts a program to train new recruits. Asia Carerra, TJ Cummings and Stevie are the lifeguards under new commander Alec Metro, with Steven St Croix drafted in from another station to help with the training. The new recruits are Billy Glide, Sky Taylor and Tina Cheri, while Kylie Ireland plays Billy’s sister, Brick Majors his competitive friend and Keri Windsor his lover.
Not too much time is spend on explaining this plot however – the focus is on hot sex. The opening scene sees Asia Carerra – looking her best ever – and Steven waking in bed in their apartment by the beach, Steven gently stroking and arousing Asia out of sleep, slowly and methodically licking her pierced pussy lips. Once awake she returns the favour enthusiastically before they have a passionate good-morning fuck. She leaves for work not knowing Steven is joining her lifeguard team as the new recruit teacher – something she’s not happy about later.
We see the team at the lifeguard station disciplined by new commander Alec for lax security. The acting is better than in a lot of porn, sufficiently tongue-in-cheek without being totally hammed-up. We’re most interested in tongues elsewhere though aren’t we, and soon we get to see Keri Windsor running hers down Billy Glide’s long dick as his yacht sails though the harbour. Keri isn’t personally to my tastes and groans as if she’s giving birth through a hard pounding from Billy. Just after he’s shot over her face, Brick turns up, causing Keri to shout and swear and their lack of privacy. Once she’s stormed off Billy breaks the news that he’s been accepted into the Babewatch training program, for which Brick ridicules him, before flirting with his sister Kylie.
Steven gets the new recruits running and exercising on the beach next, so we get to watch Sky’s and Tina’s assets bouncing all over the screen, barely contained by their red swimsuits. In the meantime Stevie is told her promotion has been denied by boss Alec, and decides to seduce him into reconsidering. There’s something strangely sexy about Stevie, with her super-toned muscular figure and quite masculine face. She soon has Alec’s cock out of his lifeguard shorts despite his initial protests. After licking the length of her hairy pussy he lays her back on the desk and penetrates her, pounding her hard until she climbs on top and takes over, muscled thighs rippling.
Tina Cheri and Sky Taylor are in the showers after their exercise session, Sky complaining about a pulled muscle in her thigh. As you can imagine, Tina needs no encouragement to offer a massage, running her hands up Sky’s long slender legs. Soon the massage has got considerably more intimate, with both girls grinding down on a large purple double-ended dildo.
Later that night, Billy and Brick are engaged in a game of testosterone-fuelled one-upmanship in front of the girls, and end up betting their cars on who can best finish the lifeguard training. Afterwards, Kylie Ireland betrays brother Billy by seducing Brick, riding his dick hard.
We don’t get to see who wins the bet, as the next day at training tragedy strikes, and then ‘to be continued’ flashes up on the screen…
This film is only one hour 20 minutes, and maybe they should have made it one long film instead of splitting it into two parts, but it’s solid quality and all the scenes are hot. There isn’t that much variety in the sex – boy-girl and girl-girl scenes, with no anal or group scenes – but the guys are all fit and the girls are beautiful and varied (although all have breast implants). The chemistry and enthusiasm of the performers is great, with plenty of ad-libbed comments. I can’t wait to see the second part; if only because TJ Cummings didn’t get any action in this first part, and I want to see what’s inside those lifeguard shorts…
The Party
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This movie brings a whole new meaning to the words dinner party. Normally you’d expect a three course meal, some wine and some leisurely chit chat – not at this party. The only meal you’re getting is a big splosh of cum, the only wine you seem to be able to find is that coming out of the girl in front of you as she gushes her love juice everywhere and as for chit chat? Screams of pleasure bang hard against the walls as the guests of said party enjoy a fuck fest to put a marathon orgy to shame. Oh yes, this is a party alright but in true British orgy style.
The movie features some very nice names – with the ever popular Sahara Knight, Sandy Cage and Sharka Blue co-starring alongside Claudia Rossi, Nicolette, Natalie Heck, Roxanne Lovitt and Annette Shwarz this movie gives you some of the best British talent they have to offer.
Considering it’s hard to ‘define’ where the scenes are in this movie, let’s do this review a little bit different shall we. As always the length and quality of the movie can’t be faulted and neither can the action.
Speaking of action – the part of the movie that had me excited most was when the very sexy Sahara Knight took a stroll along a dark alleyway in her underwear – Now any girl would expect a good reaction from that, but she got more than just a good reaction, she got a massive black cock thrown down her throat for the best part of ten minutes – god that girl get’s everything!
With both hands and her tongue giving him the blowjob of his life he seems determined to make sure he bangs the back of her throat for good measure! Mr Stud decides to return the favor and makes sure she gets some very thorough oral as she sits on his face. After some clit rubbing, some more cock sucking and a very good wad of cum spurting over Sahara’s face you then realise that this is all done on some stairs! That poor girl’s knees! I liked the scene very much, but that girls knees must be able to take some beating – stone stairs?! Wow..
Now forget the order these scenes should be, in the one I’m going to tell you about next is titled Hotel Room Raunch. Your mind races at the thought of what could be going on in this damned hotel room and then the scene starts…You are greeted with a pair of red legs and high heels walking up some condemned looking stairs and openings some very large wooden doors. What greets you heats things up quickly.
Claudia Rossi and Sharka Blue are both naked! Claudia is the one receiving the cock in her mouth, she has brown hair and some very sparkly earrings on. Sharka is the blonde one getting her pussy pummeled but a stud with a giant snake tattoo on his back (and another large ’snake’ at the front!). Then there is of course the cheesy ‘porn music’ playing in the background – you just can’t have a good porn movie without the classic music intro. Thankfully it turns off rather quickly allowing us to get into the sounds of sex and really enjoy the movie.
To be honest other than some wild sex, some double penetration, the inability for Sharka to get of the chair she is on because she is tied to it, some wild and wonderful oral sex, clitty licking, pussy fucking, arse pummeling – there really isn’t much to tell you about! It’s true British romping at it’s best. Two guys, two girls and a whole lot of sticky fucking. The scene is about 30 minutes long and it leaves you breathless the whole length through. The girls scream the house down, the guys fuck their brains out and I loved every second of it. Of course the double penetration has me in awe the whole time – I can’t seem to get my head around this whole 2 cocks at a time thing.
The scene titled Girls Only just cries out to be watched. The scene started with Nicolette stuffing some strange black dildo into her pussy before going on to suck Sandy Cage’s fake cock. This is where it starts to get interesting though, I think there is nothing sexier than girl on girl sex what’d ya know? Some girl on girl sex! Sandy makes full use of this strap on she has and gives Nicolette the ride of her life. Even though she was not born with her male apendage, Sandy knows how to make good use of it. After Nicolette receives a good fucking, she slides the strap on to the side of Sandy as she spits into her arsehole and gives it a good fingering.
Have you ever experienced watching one girl receive double penetration with just one other girl? Well this was the first time for me too. Nicolette slid a black butt plug into her ass as Sandy fucking her not so tight pussy, it was rather enlightening as I ran to the loo to finish myself off. About half way into the ’scene’ they switch and it’s now Sandy receiving the big black thing in her ass. Well, 20 minutes of these girls fucking each other left me quite sated to say the least so I though to leave it there.
With two more scenes and a bonus scene which includes a warehouse, a girl and approx 4 guys I won’t spoil it for you! This movie is one to watch for those who love those British girls getting nasty. Nothing beats a proper Brit slut getting fucked by another Brit slut does it? Definitely one ot be watched again and again…
Slut Buffet
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Ok so the name, Slut Buffet, sums up this movie perfectly. There are four scenes in this movie, brought to you by Sweet Pictures, and each scene features a very dirty slut taking some cock and of course, some well earned jizz. With threesomes, anal fucking and of course creampies there is a bit of hardcore action to suit all tastes. There is one scene I’m thoroughly looking forward to reviewing and that’s the one that features the very slutty Audrey Hollander – A nasty, filthy redhead who, after taking two cocks at the same time in her pussy, goes on to take two cocks in her arse! It’s girls like these that have to be seen to believed and I just can’t wait to see it!
So let’s get started at the beginning shall we, scene 1. After a very short introduction you are introduced to a very beautiful Asian model with some gigantic tits. She’s quite slim, wearing a silvery colored basque and her tits, well, her tits are just huge. Of course they do look fake, which isn’t my thing but they wiggle about so I can deal! She starts of shaking her hips, swinging her arse and rubbing those massive melons of hers, she tells you all these dirty naughty things about the stuff she wants done to her and then, once she’s sitting down with her basque of three huge black guys come into the picture and decide that this little Asian girl is going to take their cocks!
So, when one of the three cocks are hard enough, our slut lays down on the chair and gets one cock in her cunt, one in her mouth and the other guy has his mouth latched around her giant tits. I really wish one of the guys had taken his bright white socks off! At one point though, he was pummeling his dick so quick and hard into her mouth I thought she was going to gag, but she was too busy getting her cunt fucked to notice how deep he was going!
Now I’m not usually a fan of anal sex but this kind of turned me on…A good 15 minutes into the film you see her getting her ass pounded and then, she goes onto to take a cock in her arse and one in the pussy! Now this facinates me about women, I’ve never understood how they can take two at one time! As I switch to Scene 4 I’m in for even more surprises…
It starts of in roleplay style! Two guys ordering a whore to come and do their dirty work. And who shows up but Audrey in an underbust corset with some red porn shoes on and a pair of red knickers. Her mouth is quickly violated as the two studs decide to ram their cocks down her tiny little throat, she actually begs to be choked so they definitely don’t say sorry. I mean this girl is super talented, she screams to be hit in the face with their cocks and then takes both of them in her mouth at the same time. She’s a right foul mouthed little slut. She also makes it very clear that she will do anything that they want…
Now this is where it gets interesting, both of these studs, after having a shot each of course, stick their cocks inside of her! I mean, a cock in one hole and another in another hole is somewhat confusing but how the fuck she manages to take both cocks in ONE hole is amazing! I mean, she seems to be enjoying it, shes screaming blue fucking murder! It’s an amazing scene! Then they get started on her arse, normally I’d look away but there’s some curiosity attached to it all..Can she take two cocks in her arsehole too?
Of course she can! This girl has to be super talented. I mean, fuck me, two penises, one asshole…Anyhow. From these two scenes alone I was impressed by the Slut Buffet already but just for you lot I watched the other two scenes and enjoy some lesbian action when in scene 2, two girls take on one bloke and abuse the hell out of him, by him I mean his cock and it’s not as if he’s complaining when he gets to gush his load all over their faces at the end. Scene 3 sees the same guys from scene 4 enjoy a double whammy with a very sexy blonde!
All in all, this film is definitely one to watch for those who enjoy hardcore filth. If you into a little rub and tickle here and there then I’d go look somewhere else. There’s two more scenes that are just as hot andf filthy as the ones I’ve reviewed here, and this film is for those who don’t mind a little bit of cheesy roleplay and some double penetration all thrown into one!
4 Ways To Eat Taffy
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Taffy Divine does get eaten four ways in this film – two ways with cream. She’s joined by Candy Elektra, Victoria Von Helkine and and a mystery blonde for over two hours of unhurried girl-girl play.
First up Taffy is the model and Candy Elektra is the photographer for a photoshoot at an American bar. Taffy poses seductively on the counter in a pink basque, pouting and arching her back as slender redhead Candy snaps away. Then she lays back for some pussy-eating, and Candy gets stuck right in – no tongue-poking-out-for-camera, this is full-facial muff diving, and Taffy squirms and sighs in appreciation.
Or at least I assume she sighs – the big problem with this film is the repetitive on-a-loop muzak. The sounds of sex are part of the turn-on and it’s frustrating to see the girls in the film in many states of gasping ecstacy, as well as girlie giggles and whispering, and not be able to hear any of it.
But we can safely assume Taffy is sighing through quarter of an hour of intense oral, Candy’s perfectly formed arse curving in the air as she bends over Taffy’s pussy. We don’t get to see Candy getting the same back though, her knickers and belt staying on. At least not at this point – later in the film we do.
Next we see Taffy hovering over strikingly pretty brunette Victoria Von Helkine on a big black leather sofa, kissing her, before moving up to position her pussy over Victoria’s face. Once she’s been thoroughly eaten she straps on a sizeable blue dildo, which she then thrusts into Victoria so hard it makes her gasp, lifting her hips to meet the thrusts. A large double-ender is next, the two girls writhing around, first face to face then bum-to-bum, the dildo sliding between them. They take a break from toys for some deep kissing and fondling, fingers sliding in and out of each other’s by this point soaking pussies. Then Taffy’s treated to a teasing with a rabbit vibrator, which brings her to a yelling orgasm (I assume, as we can’t hear over the music).
The third scene is a bit bizarre. Taffy and a blonde stand on a plastic sheet on a grey pebble beach, just beyond the reach of the sea, armed with big bottles of strawberry sauce. They take their time pouring it over each other, and it runs and pools on the plastic sheeting looking like blood. A still from this bit of this scene would look like something from Jaws. Then the squirty cream and chocolate sauce come out too and they turn each other into sundaes, licking and sucking each other as they go. But you wouldn’t really do that, in the sunshine, on a pebble beach would you? Squirty cream turns sour-smelling surprisingly quickly let alone in sunshine, and sugary sauces get sticky and thick. You may do it if you were planning on washing it off in the sea afterwards and that’s what they do, although is adding saltwater to the mix really the best idea? The cream and sauce comes off in a sugary oilslick.
The final scene redeems squirty cream’s place in sex though, as Taffy and Candy frolic on a bed, putting just little squirts of cream on each other’s nipples then sucking it off. They then cover each other in baby oil, massaging it firmly into each other’s arse cheeks. We finally get a better look at Candy as Taffy pulls aside her knickers and gives her a good long licking, the girls ending in a 69.
This isn’t a bad film but it would have been much better if we could hear any of what is happening. It’s a treat for Taffy fans though!
The Best Of Briana Banks
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In 1999 a sexual phenomenom entered the adult industry and rose straight to the top of the smut game due, in no small part, to her astonishing good looks and ultra dirty demeanour. That chick was known as Mirage, more commonly known as Briana Banks, the uber-sexy Vivid contract star with the longest legs in the biz and a penchant for deepthroating dick and taking it hard in the ass, Briana oozes fuck appeal like no other.
What we have here is a collection of some of her hottest scenes from a bunch of Coast to Coast flicks she appeared in prior to signing with Steve Hirsch’s stable of stunners . Released in 2001 – the same year she was contracted to Vivid – this was most likely released so Coast to Coast to take advantage of her impending super stardom, but we won’t hold it against ‘em. It’s non-stop Briana at her nastiest and filthiest and I’m sure you agree, we can never have enough of this sultry minx in the world.
The show begins with a straight up guy on girl romp aboard a moving boat where lucky stud Voodoo peels back Briana’s raunchy red swimsuit to reveal her enhanced pleasure domes which he gladly feasts upon before moving downwards to enjoy her finest of pussy, you can only imagine how good this must taste…After returning an oral assault she takes a seat on his cock and rides him reverse cowgirl before assuming a couple more positions and then taking a face full of his goo.
Next up we see our lusty lass in some threesome action with throbbing studs Rick Masters and Eric Thrust with the camera displaying her gorgeous ass to great effect as she filthily asks, ‘Want me to spread my ass for you?’. Of course we do! ‘Look how clean my ass is’. ‘Bet you want to lick it huh?’. I must say it is a fucking clean ass the girls got, quite a beautiful sight. When the guys are done teasing her with a finger in each hole one of them takes the pussy and the other her mouth but it’s not long before she’s in a dirty dp being driven wild with every thrust.
We get Briana in a pink dildo lesbian romp with a big boob blonde and some nice ass licking followed another dp scene featuring two bespectacled studs giving her a good double stuffing as she wears a t-shirt displaying the words ‘Bend Over And Say Ahh’.
The next scene, with Joel Lawrence, is one of the highlights of the movie ‘Up The Wahzoo’. Within a minute she’s chowing down on his cock deep throating the way only she can and is bent over, holding onto a wall uttering ‘Fuck me harder’, which our stud gladly does. ‘Are you gonna fuck me the way I tell you to fuck me?’, says our guy and Briana obliges. Next comes the anal, bent over, ass up in the air and her pussy getting more and more wet with every thrust as she’s pounded in her tight asshole. The hottest scene of the collection, the positions show off Briana’s stunning figure to great effect especially with the leg shots. Yummy.
More filthy talk from our foul mouthed babe in the final scene of the collection, ‘You fill my pussy so fucking good’ she tells her rock cocked stud. She’s informed she is a ‘Nasty fucking slut’ and there’s no arguments from this nasty nymph, ‘Yeah thats what I fucking am’. You’ve got to love that mouth of hers. Her passionate utterance of ‘I can feel your dick in my fucking stomach’ is my fave by far though. A finger in the ass prepares her for some hot anal action and Briana toys her twat with cute white dildo. Our stud (Joel Lawrence again) pops a batch of spooge in her mouth and I’m thinking scene end, but no, Joel goes back in there and after just a few thrusts cums over her again, it’s pretty amazing how quickly he can achieve a second orgasm, surely this has been done in edit…
Altogether then, a decent collection of scenes of Briana before she became second only to Jenna Jameson in the high gloss world of San Fernando superstars. I really don’t know what else to say, you’ll have to watch it, it’s Briana Banks for fuck sake!
Office Sluts 2
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Have you ever watched a movie that you’ve liked so much that you wanted to tell everyone how great it was? We feel like that about a lot of the movies we watch here, and SB-fan Mark did too! He throughly enjoyed this great British title, Office Sluts 2 (which was filmed in the Strictly Offices!) and as a thank you for sending us this review, he gets to check out two more movies, this time for free!
If you’d like to get your hands on some filthy films for free and think you’ve got what it takes to be a porno critic, have a go at reviewing one of the Strictly Broadband movies (between 400 and 500 words) and send it to us at info@strictlynews.com. If we like it, we’ll use it!
As a customer of the site, Mark has also given us his thought on the VOD service, commenting on the quality of the stream and how he found using the site. Luckily for us he has some very nice things to say!
So then, it’s over to Mark:
Firstly let`s start off with the general quality of the film when viewed over the internet. Unlike most of the pay-per-view sites that are out there, Strictly Broadband really have got their act together with the bandwidth that these films are streamed in. This was my first time using Strictly Broadband and all I can say is that I am impressed, if you went and actually brought this title in an adult shop the dvd would be no better in visual quality. The only difference would be the price, the dvd would cost at least Ł30 – if not more. At Strictly Broadband you can have the whole film for a week (Which is certainly long enough – How many times do you really look at a porno film in the time you would own it?) for just Ł6.99. I say the days of the sleazy adult shops are numbered! I say the days of the sleazy adult shops are numbered!
Right on with the review of the film: The title says it all really, office girls getting down to some really dirty action. All of the girls are current British porno stars and they really enjoy their work. I personally like Donna Marie as she really gets down to the bump and grind very quickly. It also stars Avalon, Leah Jaye and Poppy Morgan, as well as some other sexy girls. There are no boring scene stories here, just great looking girls fucking for all their worth. I have never really understood why you need a story explaining what is going to happen, if you want a story go and rent a nice film from Blockbusters just before you put your slippers on!There are no boring scene stories here, just great looking girls fucking for all their worth. I have never really understood why you need a story explaining what is going to happen, if you want a story go and rent a nice film from Blockbusters just before you put your slippers on!
This way of hiring great quality porno films is the future and without all the production companies having to pay the fat-cat middle men to distribute the films it will mean more of the money going back in to the industry, which can only be good for everyone that either makes or watches good porno. I don`t know where this great film was made, but it is like your favourite office girl in your company doing things that only good dreams are made of! The quality is so good that you can even see the different colours of hair dye in the girl’s hair and get great close-up shots of really hot wet pussies.I don`t know where this great film was made, but it is like your favourite office girl in your company doing things that only good dreams are made of! The quality is so good that you can even see the different colours of hair dye in the girl’s hair and get great close-up shots of really hot wet pussies.
I think I would rate the film as:
Picture Quality – 10/10
Girl Fuckability – 9/10
Value For Money – 100/10
Story – what have I said about that !!!
Originality – 9/10
Going To Use Strictly Broadband Again- Yep! do bears shit in the woods?!
I hope this review has been of good use to anybody that reads it and I will send in another review when I get my next film booked out- which will not be long! I hope that this film is a sign of some good viewing ahead…
Jenna Haze Oil Orgy
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When you fill a 20 by 10 foot paddling pool with oil and lube, invite down some of the cutest porno babes and then film the whole thing, it’s pretty much guaranteed that the resulting film will be amazingly sexy. But when you add the delightful Jenna Haze to the mix, and she’s in charge of the proceedings, things get so much better. This dirty little starlet – winner of several AVN awards – really loves the ladies, and brings the best out of her oiled up crew of lesbo lovers once they’re gathered together in this porno paddling pool.
We get straight into the pool, a large black plastic creation, where Jenna is eagerly introducing and oiling up the girls. This is an excellent slow-tease start to the movie, as Jenna takes her time smoothing oil into the breasts of each of her playmates, making their skin shine and glisten. The girls are all wearing little tops with no pants or anything, which is pretty cute, presenting their asses and pussies wonderfully, but Jenna gets them out of those shirts pretty quickly.
The other girls, including the always filthy Hillary Scott and cuties such as Sammi Rhodes, Carlie Banks, Bobbi Blair and Marlene, are all more than happy to show off their assets and flirt with Jenna as she strokes their asses and plays with their tits. It’s a scene full of girly giggles and Jenna can’t seem to believe her luck – getting to fondle all these horny girls and knowing that soon they’ll be working hard to get her off, must be a turn on. Another highlight is Hillary Scott showing off her new and bigger boobs, as she talks about how much she loves licking pussy and dominating chicks, her surgically enhanced tits do loook good all shiny and dripping with oil, especially when her ass is shined up to match!
Now all throughly oiled up, slipping and sliding round the pool, Jenna announces she’s going to hold a little competition – to see which girl can give her the best orgasm. Now, with eight different girls all licking her pussy here, and almost as many loud and enthusiastic orgasms as they pleassure Jenna, this is a great scene for lovers of girl/girl oral action. It’s like a selection pack of pussy sucking as they each take their turns showing off their different techniques and trying to please Miss Haze, who looks very happy with the whole situation (well, wouldn’t you be!) and gives some hot vocal encouragement to each contestant. The girls all sit and watch each others’ performances, and Jenna sure seems to love performing for them all, as she gets louder and louder as the oral sessions go on.
This is a really erotic scene, and certainly an innovative and arousing idea for a fuck session. I won’t spoil it for you by telling you who wins, but the lucky licker gets all the girls giving her an orgasmic prize. Seeing eight girls all at work licking, kissing and caressing one very aroused lady is a sight that should not be missed!
In the next scene the girls all get to do exactly what I’m sure they’ve been dying to do since they got into the pool, and most likely what you’ve been wishing they’d do too. I mean, pussy licking is all well and good but what we really want to see here is a no-holes-barred, greased up fuck fest, isn’t it? The girls go crazy with lube and toys, and the air is filled with the moans and cries of 9 very horny women. It’s a supersexy mass of shiny, firm flesh and gorgeous all girl sex acts, with threesomes, foursomes and moresomes and a load of all-girl orgasmic fun. I’m lovin it!
Another new and innovative idea for a girl-orgy scene follows, as Jenna encourages into what I want to call a girls-only circle jerk, but that’s not really an accurate description of what happens. Jenna calls it a pussy party, which it certainly is. What we get is the girls all spread legged in a circle round the pool, they’re all armed with vibrators which they use on the clit and slit of the girl next to them – each lady is simultaniously fucking and getting fucked, and whilst this sounds complicated, the girls make it look straightforward, shiny and sexy! As with the previous fuckfest, it’s the sounds of so many women getting off that makes this so much of a turn on, for me at least, and it definitely helps that the girls are slick and wet from the oiling they had earlier. There’s just something undeniably hot about oiled up flesh…
Blonde Forces
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We’re well on the way to offering a great collection of classic porno on Strictly Broadband, and among my favourites so far is ‘Blonde Forces’ mainly because it features two sensationally erotic performances from a girl who really put the ’star’ in porn star – Savannah. This stupendously sexy blonde steals the show as she radiates an aura of pure lust throughout and passes it onto whoever receives her touch.
The plot revolves around Vince (Mike Horner) as he tries in vain to get some sleep in the sex-filled building he lives in. The slumber-less guy has to deal with fucking the gorgeous Sabrina (Candace Heart) as a thank you gift for helping her get into her apartment after locking herself out, hook a horny guy from Chicago (Peter North) up with a chick called Dorothy (Savannah), who continually begs to be spanked throughout the movie, he’s then reluctantly taken to see the local mystic who starts getting the horn right there and then and he has to duck out of a potential threesome with Savannah and Candace Heart. This dude must be tired…
‘So, you wanna fuck?’, says Sabrina, opening the first scene. The Bee Gees-esque soundtrack fades in as the clothes come off and this babe delivers a slow blow job in black panties and wanks cock as the lucky Vince fondles her natural wonders. Being such a gentleman Vince can’t let an oral favour go unreturned and sets about licking and fingering her pussy as she groans with pleasure. He enters her while she lays back on the couch fondling her scrumptious breasts before the action is finished up with a doggy.
‘Spank Me’, she says teasingly, as this beautiful blonde starts scene two. ‘I’ve been a very bad girl, don’t you wanna know all the bad things I’ve done?’. The sexsational Savannah, in pink panties and bra, takes a spanking from Peter North and it’s not long before shes sucking on his famous phallus looking completely irresistible. Savannah obviously tastes as good as she looks, judging from the way North chomps on her pussy for quite some time. ‘I should have brought my whipped cream’, he tells her with a smile. Savannah is a joy to watch, North too, there is clearly some good chemistry going on here. North’s big rod enters her from behind and both give off a lot of sexy moans and groans. The fucking gets more fast pace as Savannah is on her back fucked to an orgasmic end with North unloading over her stomach before she rubs it into her busty chest. This is a fantastic scene showing two performers at the top of their game clearly getting off on each other. At the end of the scene North says ‘I cant believe this happened’, I’d love to know if this was in the script or not because the guy seems genuinely blown away!
Next up there’s Patti (Valhalla) in a duller scene compared to the last. We see her blindfolded and orally pleasured before she’s sucking on cock getting it ready to penetrate her waiting pussy. The dude is a little irritating in this scene making weird arm movements and saying ‘flying fuck, flying fuck’ (I think), I thought twat and wanted more Savannah…
Fortunately, she’s here and this time with a girl. I was particularly impressed the way Savannah pulled a dildo from the bedroom drawer, unlike in most pornos where the toys just seem to appear on the bed! This helps add a touch of reality to a very sensual girl/girl scene. Savannah starts things off licking and penetrating Candice’s pussy with a vibe as she moans with the kind of pleasure you would too if Savannah was toying your twat. There’s a switching of roles after Savannah is done making her playmate reach orgasmic heights and she lays back looking stunning and being gently aroused, the ultimate tease. Blissfully stroking her breasts throughout, she is licked to climax in this perfect scene, which would be great to watch with your partner.
Holly Ryder and Mike Horner get the final fuck of the film and again, it doesn’t compare to the standard set by Savannah but is a nice straight up romp to finish things off all the same. And Mike Horner has a top porno moustache, which really does make this scene worth checking out.
‘Blonde Forces’ is a nicely made fun porno that’s well acted and has a great cast of performers indulging in simple, but very hot sex. If seeing litres of spooge dripping from girls mouths is you’re thing, you’ll be disappointed by the lack of facial treatments here, which I’m very impressed with. Not that I’m against seeing a hot girl get her face sticky but it is refreshing to see a film in which this doesn’t happen, it also means that this film is ideal for couples, and will be enjoyed by both men and women. If you’re a guy looking for a film to introduce your missus to the joys of porn with then this flick is definitely worth considering. Put on your best undies, dim the lights, grab the popcorn and do that trick where you put your cock through the bottom of the carton that I’ve been meaning to try for years…
Mistress Vanisha – The Beginning
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We get to watch four clients’ visits to the Mistress. This is slightly harder stuff than Part One, but still with no ‘actual’ sex. Instead we see proper chemistry and tension between the performers, giving a totally different type of erotic viewing experience.
Stacy is a stunning classy-looking blonde in the first scene, ‘Mistress Vanisha plays with Stacy’, sitting on a naked slave on all fours. We never get to see this guy’s face – he just acts as a stool throughout. Stacy is wearing a black PVC and fishnet studded teddy and hold-ups, and her breasts are thrust upwards as Vanisha makes her lay down, her back against the slave’s. She is then tied in place. Her nipples harden and her hands tighten against the slave’s thighs as the Mistress whips her breasts. Later in the scene she uses a metal-strand flogger dipped in water, rivulets of metal and water running across Stacy’s shaved pussy. I’m going to have to get one of those things…
‘Foot Worship’, the second scene, is one not just for foot fetishists. Daniel is a true foot worshipper, explaining how he was fascinated with feet from early childhood, and became aware of his erotic connection to them at around age 11 or 12, when he had a beautiful teacher who always wore nylons. He likes both feet and shoes, and particularly nylon stockings. Throughout the scene he truly revels in Vanisha’s feet, while she looks slightly aloof throughout. She orders him around some of the time, but at other moments lets him become totally absorbed in his pleasure and do what he likes. She allows him to remove her stockings, and ties them around his neck, before telling him to take off his shirt. It’s a very sensual and erotic scene, as he sucks her bare toes in their baby-blue polish. At the end, as he has been so good, she allows him a special treat. But you’ll have to watch to see what that is.
Vanisha’s friend Charlie has been a bad girl in ‘Mistress Vanisha Teaches Charlie A Lesson’, sneaking unannounced into Vanisha’s apartment and trying on her clothes. Under interrogation she at first says she was just in the area and passing by, but soon admits she has just split up with her boyfriend and needs some fun. She certainly gets her mind taken off things, with the help of pegs and whips.
In the final scene, ‘Mitch The Bitch’, Mitch is a naked slave, kept on the floor beneath Vanisha’s gaze. He has a shaved head, and this and other sensitive spots are made to suffer under Vanisha’s range of floggers and whips. She tells us the foetal position is “the best position to have a man in”, as she stands above Mitch curled up on the floor. She ball-gags him then verbally abuses him before getting more physical, with the use of ropes and crocodile clips.
Just as a Hollywood tear-jerker can bring a tear to your eye even though you don’t want it to, and can see how you’re being emotionally manipulated, a lot of porn makes you horny even though its methods are in-your-face and overall bad quality. This is the opposite – it’s a slow-burner and indirect in the way is slowly draws you in and turns you on. As with Part One, this is a treat to watch.
Little Runaway
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Ever wondered what Requiem For A Dream would have been like if it had been a porno? No, nor have I. But I inadvertently found out when I watched new Powersville movie Little Runaway, a full storyline feature starring beautiful Rachel Rotten that had an entertaining look to it, promising naughty sexy punks galore. I got my entertainment alright, and the punk babes were indeed naughty and sexy. No complaints in that department. What left me a little stunned was the non sexual parts of the movie… the dialogue may be funny but some of the events will make your jaw drop.
Rachel plays a beautiful punk teen who runs away from home… because her father is fucking her stepsister. No, wait, it gets worse. She goes to a punk gig… and gets her drink spiked, making her pass out. A punk guy brings her back to his squat, where she meets all his sexy mates who shag each other… until one girl dies from an overdose. They take the dead girl’s body back to her parents… who won’t let them attend the funeral. We find out she was abused by her uncle, who drove her to drugs. Oh, and the authorities are trying to kick them out of their squat, which leads to a big knife and gun fight at the end.
Yeah. Hot.
Oh, the sex? The girls? Sorry, sorry… got distracted. The sex is actually really hot, very fast paced and imaginative, with great punky soundtracks that aren’t intrusive, and brilliant filming and lighting. Each scene’s sex part is only 15 to 20 minutes long, meaning those who watched it more for the plot and the fun won’t have a chance to get bored. (A common complaint with female viewers)
The girls are unanimously gorgeous, especially slim, dark haired covergirl Rachel, who’s a decent actress too, playing convincingly into the rebellious fantasy, hitchhiking, drinking, giggling at boys and looking every inch the very available sexy alternative slut babe.
Small brunette Renee Pornero plays the stepsister, in a good scene which lovers of the older guy/younger girl will appreciate. Next up is slim, natural breasted Sapphire Rae being spitroasted in the squat – wicked lighting and music, great dynamic sex.
Rachel does a scene with big tattooed punk Rob Rotten (yes, that’s her boyfriend – further evidence that beautiful women find ink hot) – and his big, inked body shows off her delicate femininity perfectly, made all the more sexy by the long black laceup boots she’s wearing. She does a lot of anal, which is well filmed in many very visual positions, and still looks like she loves it.
Blonde and pink spiky haired Ashly More gives skilful double head to the two bad guys, turning a potentially bad nonconsensual sex situation into quite a horny sex opportunity. Britney Alexander cheekily fucks her man over the coffin – a very bouncy sex scene with great chemistry and noise.
The scene that’ll really stick in your mind though is the last – Rachel and blue haired Julie Night getting fucked side by side on the stage speakers at an actual punk rock gig, band playing, people dancing, right next to them getting their brains slammed out by the guys. The public aspect is really hot, making all the sex seem even dirtier – Rachel’s boyfriend is eating her out for ages, making eye contact, as she squirms, displaying her privates to the whole crowd. He then bends her up against the wall, back arched, and pulls her hair as he fucks her hard. Gorgeous position and expression on her too. Julie actually fucks her way through a few men, including one in the band – great to see that whole slut thing being properly played out.
Don’t watch it if you hate punk music, but for the rest of us, this is a great fun movie that, despite it’s astoundinly bleak plot elements, will definitely entertain and very much arouse all but the most conservative traditionalists.
Real Girlfriends
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If I had to describe this movie, from new studio Candice Paris, in one sentence, I would say it has the look and feel of your regular dodgy amateur homemade Britporn production, with one crucial difference: the girls are all astonishingly beautiful. Now I know most pornos have pretty attractive specimens of the female species – don’t get me wrong, I’m a red blooded male like the rest of you – and we all like to have a good perv on the girl next door, but this guy’s ‘Real Girlfriends’ (all allegedly his exes) are something else. Stunningly perfect bodies, all under 20 years old, adorable little natural tits, fresh, pretty faces – I couldn’t believe it. Each one of them gets shagged senseless by James himself, filmed on a single camera (not POV) in a home location. The lighting and filming is of a fairly decent level, just enough to give you that naughty, pervy feel, but not the kind of dark, shaky nonsense that has given amateur Britporn a bad name.
The first babe is blonde teen Julia, in her seminal boy/girl scene, and she seems a little nervous but happy to go ahead with it, spread out on his lawn in cute little hotpants and white trainers. Her body is achingly slender and young, her little tits and pink nipples unbearably arousing as he peels off her flimsy top and expertly gets to work on her pussy. The tight little slit is quickly swollen and wet from his oral ministrations, and she moans her pleasure. He seems very much into throughout the movie, always giving them more than they give him, which is a welcome change from the norm. Perhaps this is his trick for getting girls like that to go out with him?
Brunette Gemma Johnson, his ex wife, does a scene with him in lighthearted roleplay as nurse and patient. She seems to enjoy the whole scenario as she provocatively bends over in her tight short dress, stockings and sexy white nurse boots, showing us that she too has a perfect 10 body. When she’s stripped off, James shows off her tasty low hanging inner pussy lips before vigorously fingering her and frigging her clit until she has a loud, shaky orgasm. She takes a good lot of anal in various professional looking positions, and a spunkshot in the face.
Blonde Antonia Deona looks just like the Candice Paris cartoon logo – she’s got big bouncy (silicone) breasts, big blonde bunches, big sexy eyes and a slender, curvy body. She’s simply built to be a pornstar. If she wasn’t, it would be a crime. Especially in her over the top cute outfit composed entirely of skimpy pink and white frills. She puts on a great show with a vibrator before James gets stuck in, wanking herself silly, before he produces a large chocolate bar and fucks her dripping hole with it. Try not to think of the obvious comparisons, as he gets down there to eat it (I almost plucked out my own eyes). Maybe just fast forward to the very hot fast, noisy fuck – he slams into her in doggy and several other splendid positions, and when he stops for a breather, she demands it even harder.
His fiance Lee-Anne, in her first ever porn scene, is the most unusual looking of the girls, a very curly haired total babe, slim with a gorgeous face. She looks almost like a doll, utterly sexy body with hair that just makes you want to grab it and fuck her senseless. Claiming, “I was innocent until I met him”, she starts the sex gently with a nice wank as they both whisper cute sweet nothings to one another, kissing random body parts and gazing into each others’ eyes. It’s certainly the most overtly convincing of all the ‘relationship sex scenes’ we’ve had so far. Apparantly he gives the best fingerfuckings ever, as she’s shaking and glassy eyed from her orgasm, panting how he’s incredible, and often makes her piss (or maybe squirt) from pleasure. Her cute curls (and of course her lovely tits) bounce endearingly as she fucks atop his cock before getting a load down her front.
Crystal Cameron, who isn’t in a relationship with James at the time of the scene, but rather auditioning, is a tall blonde with tight little tits and incredibly sweet small pink nipples, and apparantly she’s never even sucked a cock before but wants to do porn. After a pervily filmed wank, James fucks her, but although she’s beautiful to look at, she’s not massively responsive, although it is obvious it’s pure, unadulterated reality, which makes her orgasm much more intensely sexy to watch than normal ‘porn orgasms’.
There’s two main things that would make me recommend this movie: one is that that whole ‘real couple’ dynamic is rarely seen in porn outside of the actual Real Couples movies, and it’s one I definitely like… James knows how to play these girls’ bodies like the worlds’ most beautiful instruments, and sexually, it shows them off beautifully. The other thing is that the focus is just as much on the girls’ pleasure as the normal porn type acts. Not only is there oodles of luscious pussy licking and stroking, making them writhe and gasp for at least a quarter of each scene, but the camera focuses right in on their faces when they come, showing us how intimate, how tender, how utterly erotic it is to make a girl orgasm. Thoroughly reccomended.
Hug A Hoodie
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If you’re wondering what the hell a “chav” or a “hoodie” are – you probably don’t live in Britain. Portrayed by the media as a generation of working class youngsters with no respect for society, hoodies are often seen loitering on street corners, bored and rebellious, clad in a uniform of hooded tops and baseball caps.
Hooded tops – known as hoodies – have come to be viewed by some as a symbol of social disorder, due to the amount of crime committed by chavs. This led to Conservative leader David Cameron suggesting a campaign to understand the “troubled youngsters”, dubbed ‘Hug A Hoodie’, which inspired Span’s new title. Chav is becoming trendier and the trappings of the ‘underclass’ are now popular in mainstream society, making this the perfect time to feature it in a porn film.
And what a porn film it is! The scenarios are brilliant, inspired by Span’s filthy female mind – rude as fuck, but very, very real. The outfits are superb – taking the sexiest elements of chav fashion and making them a little skimpier, a little naughtier – zip up hooded tops with no bras, cute baseball caps, big gold earrings and short miniskirts. There’s a lot of dialogue at the beginning of each scene, setting up just the right amount of plot – and it’s mostly really well acted and bound to make you smile.
The fantasy of chav babes as sexually available sluts is a common one, and Hug A Hoodie plays on it strongly. These girls like sex, they like men, they like attention, and the way they act, it’s very easy to imagine they’ll like you too. Young blonde Karlie Simon and Carmel chat about older men, and how Carmel “wants to ‘ave a go on em”. When two blokes from the council turn up to measure the house, she’s in like Flynn – the sexual predatory nature of this babe is a huge turnon. After loads of licking, fingering and sucking, with the girls taking charge, they’re each being hammered and spitroasted over the sofa – really looking like they’re loving it.
Beautiful indian Sahara plays a posh lawyer who endearingly allows the tracksuit clad, streetwise young black dude next door to seduce her. This is seriously cute – she’s in control, she “likes bad boys” and she wants a licking. Toying with the strings of his hooded top, unzipping him and groping his firm young body with thorough pleasure, her clear sexual desire is unbearably arousing. Her small slender body looks stunning next to his fit black one, and he’s very skilled at giving her exactly what she wants. She even demands he pass her a vibrator out of the bedside drawer, so she can fuck her pussy as he fucks her arse, and make herself come. With a prolonged, genuine looking orgasm from her that will blow your mind, it’s one fucking hot scene.
Leah Caprice and her blonde friend Antonia Deona have a double fuck with two blokes who can’t believe how lucky they’ve got – the thing that makes this scene hot is the synchronised fucking with the two pairs of blondes sucking and mounting the cocks in the same positions at the same time, and fucking side by side. Antonia actually makes the most stunning chav bird out of the whole film – she’s a fantastic fuck, a total porno wankfantasy.
The scene with Isabel Ice taking on a mouthy gang of hooded yobs is brilliant. They recognise her as a pornstar, ‘give it all that’ and she turns on them and takes them up on it. Of course, half run away but she still scores three fit guys – two white and one black. One or two of these seem to be nervous first timers and don’t make the cumshots, but between them all, there’s still a lot of hard cock for her to suck and ride, and they’re all eager to take their turns. Plenty of naughty girl on boy rimming from this dirty bitch too, cock faceslapping, and more of her usual depraved sexual turnons – it’s clear who was truly directing the sex that day!
Our favourite pervy sket Crystal Lei and her mate Emma B play the sluttiest blondes on the estate, attempting and failing to drag a guy back to their council flat for sex, and settling for experimentally “Lezzing It Up” (genius scene title!) instead. Before the sex even begins, Crystal’s demonstrated her incredible deepthroating skills on a dildo and given an instructive talk on fisting. Now I’d have loved to see this scene in all it’s uncut glory – there was clearly foot in pussy action going on, and Crystal’s not a force to be trifled with – she likes it intense and nasty. The bits we do see, though, are splendidly chav themed and very sexy, with some especially well filmed tonguefucking and great pussy penetration with a wine bottle for Crystal.
One last thing – you can’t afford to miss ‘The Making Of” bonus scene – it’s one of the most informative and well made British behind the scenes features we’ve seen… watch and learn, laugh and gasp as you see some of the things that really happen on a porn shoot!
Maximum Perversion
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Don’t let the mis-title put you off though. While this might not give the more twisted among you the pervy kicks you’re looking for, for the rest of us it’s good straightforward hardcore.
Each scene is loosely themed and the guys get into the swing of this, while the girls have a slightly bemused “can’t he just get on with fucking me?” look now and then. Particularly in ‘Handcuffs’ (which actually features a blindfold and a chain rather than cuffs), Tanya seems a bit dazed and confused by Jay Jay’s more-than-half-decent portrayal of a bloke called home by his missus in the middle of the day for some unexpected kinky nookie. He tells her how they should do this more often, how horny she makes him and all sorts, even at one point saying “I love you”. Meanwhile she’s looking rather nonplussed and not impressed about the blindfold.
In Jay Jay’s other scene he’s better matched (the fact he’s in two scenes here makes this film a winner for me, I could gaze at his muscles and hard dick for hours), with blonde bombshell Natalie Heck. She meets him in a bar, and they decide to make the most of the pool table. We’ve all imagined it on a pool table haven’t we… Here we get to watch Jay Jay lick Natalie’s long slit as she lies back on the gauze relishing every moment. He doesn’t bother to pull her g-string off and instead just holds it to one side as he fucks her with his Calvins round his knees. They move from the pool table to a chair where Natalie rides the full length of Jay’s perfect dick. There’s more than cock for her in this scene though, with the pool cue being put to a different use to normal. I’m guessing we’ve all imagined that too… However the censors must have decided it’s staying in our imagination, as the camera shot doesn’t quite show the action. It’s a surprise to find yourself having to use imagination while watching porn. Natalie licks the cue clean afterwards, then kneels to take Jay Jay’s load in her face.
Tony James is the photographer and Pascal the male model in Norma’s scene, where she plays a young first-time model. Before she turns up the guys discuss how they’re going to try to both fuck her. After taking a few pics of Norma and Pascal Tony presents her with his cock, which she has down her throat in an instant. While Pascal licks her out, she allows Tony to fuck her face hard. Spit-roasting seems to be her speciality as the boys take turns in her pussy and mouth. While she rides Pascal, Tony decides to take advantage of her tight little arsehole, working his cock in just an inch from Pascal’s. Once Norma’s taken as much DP as she can stand they go back to the spit-roast favourite, before spunking over her face, making her blue eyes sparkle.
I usually find girl-girl scenes boring but Michelle Thorne and Laura Michaels kept me watching in the last scene, ‘First Time Lesbians’. Blonde Laura is being given a session in the gym by personal trainer brunette Michelle. When Michelle pulls Laura’s top up, exposing her big round breasts, Laura seems satisfied with the explanation of “it helps me to see your muscles working more clearly”. Once Michelle starts sucking her nipples, Laura stops asking questions. The girls so a kind of nipple-licking 69, angling their bodies so they each have a nipple in their mouths while the other two are pressed together. Michelle has long tanned slender limbs and short natural nails, refreshing as a slightly different look to the porn norm. They use toys on each other, but my favourite moment was Laura rubbing one nipple against Michelle’s clit. It’s great to see two girls actually into each other and using their bodies together creatively, rather than relying on the toys.
Pornutopia 2
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The girls are universally stunning. First up is petite Julie, a tiny Latino with a super-flexible body and just a flash of cute braces behind those full pouty lips. Pool boy Olivier Sanchez sees her playing with herself and can’t resist her come-hither stares. Soon she’s sucking him off, with great deep-throating captured by up-close camera angles. Olivier easily lifts her to impale her on his cock, bouncing her up and down before leaning her back into a reverse wheelbarrow. It would be tempting to start viewing it as athletics rather than porn, if it weren’t for the sight of Julie’s pussy lips stretching into an air-tight seal around Olivier’s dick. Things get dirtier as the passion hots up, with penetration as deep as you can get, at one point Olivier holding Julie’s pussy open with his thumbs while ramming his cock up her arse.
I was looking forward to the next scene, with Libellue, as in the few films of hers I’ve seen she’s taken huge dicks up every hole at the same time and in some cases two-in-one. I love girls being this cock-hungry so was anticipating more of the same. The scene was actually quite tame though – we’re teased with three studs, but only two get in on the action. Libellue looks gorgeous, in white shirt and khaki shorts with a large string of pearls round her neck. She uses these to encircle one stud’s shaft for a novel spin on wanking, and is so pleased with herself she smiles – something we don’t often see her do, and which lights up the screen. She then takes turns on their dicks, the camera looking right up her gaping pussy as they pull out of her. It’s a good scene, but I was disappointed they didn’t get to fuck her both at once.
Katy Caro gets aggressive with her stud, slapping his face as she rides on top of him. Every inch of her is beautiful, from her big blue eyes to her totally shaved smooth pussy. The couple are joined by the lighting man, with Katy wasting no time in getting her mouth round his dick. She’s cock-hungry like she hasn’t had a shag in years, making sure she’s got one in her mouth at all times while the other is up one of her other two holes. She demands “my pussy, then my arse, then my pussy”, and her stud is happy to oblige.
There’s more of a fantasy element to the next scene. Prim-looking brunette Elle Brook proves she’s any thing but, telling us how she likes to piss standing over the toilet bowl in public loos, imagining there’s a man in the next cubicle wanking over the sound of her stream hitting the water. Next in her fantasy is that the man fucks her on a floor strewn with his wank magazines, and you guessed it, we get to see this happen. We’re treated to slow right in-right out penetration shots interspersed with moments of rapid pounding. She takes his cock right down to the balls, all the while rubbing her clit furiously, until finally he cums onto her bush, soaking it with his spunk.
Alicia Rhodes and Jada Fires provide a beautiful contrast in skin tones in the next scene, in sunlit ruins. Monica Sweetheart closes the film with Jazz Duro, in a scene with the best intense close-up anal I’ve seen for a while. Jazz really savours that arse, preparing it first with a large glass dildo. Then he takes his time in pushing his cock slowly in and out, directing gobs of lubricating spit right into her gaping hole when he pulls out.
An extra is the bonus scene with Ellen Saint and Jennifer, joined by two studs by a villa pool. The scene starts off pretty standard, with the girls riding the studs, doing the synchronised-moans thing where it seems they’re partly trying to ignore each other and partly trying to compete for the best camera shots. Once things hot up however this turns into a great scene, with the action not following usual patterns: licking, fingering, DP, anal, ball-sucking, it all happens in a totally random order. Finally there’s a synchronised cumshot as both studs shoot at once into the girls’ open mouths.
Rubber Me
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Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence looks great in a dental gag and a black, shiny latex dress. The setting is a pure white medical room with all the delightfully sexy props you’d expect, and the filming complements this with an icy blue tinted white balance, which looks perfect. The most erotic moment for me was the few strokes of his hard dick in and out of her forced open mouth through the gag, but it’s soon off, and she’s sucking and fucking with all the expected vigour.
Another thing you’ll notice about this movie is that the studs are all dressed up too. They wear rubber, look damn sexy, and even have makeup on in some scenes – either sexy, manly fetishy makeup or extreme weird facepaint. This is very, very cool.
Regular readers will know I have a cage/blowjob fetish, which Dreamlight kindly indulge in many of their films. Diana Gold, a hardbodied blonde bombshell with a distinctively slutty face and a huge rack, teases and pleases a tattooed stud through the bars of a cage. A mini drilldo gun comes into play (very hot!) but his cock proves far more satisfying, and she’s pounded in her dripping, swollen slit before he spaffs all over her big tits.
Mmm, group sex in rubber. This scene is the kinkiest of the lot because of the implied powerplay between brunette Kate Jones and her little blonde bitch Sandra Sanchez. The stud’s wrapped round her little finger too. It’s all lit in a subtle red light, making it pretty seedy, and all the naughtier. The girls spread their legs wide on pegs dotted about the wall, making for some very exotic sex positions when the guy fucks them.
I recognised the incredible latex catsuits worn by Demi Moore and Jaimee Lee Summers in the last two scenes as being from Libidex, one of my favourite fetish clothing outlets. The girls have perfect arses and long legs – bodies that look perfect in rubber. With every inch covered in shiny latex, it’s a delicious tease as the rubber is slowly peeled off to reveal gleaming, sweaty flesh, making you want to lick the sex taste off their skins. All the catsuits have convenient zips in the crotch, meaning you can enjoy the full visual effect of the latex alongside the hardcore views and penetration of pussy and arse. I also really loved the amazing dildo pillow in the lesbian scene, which made for some visually exciting, highly original red hot sex between the two girls.
It’s not often that pornography is this artistically filmed and edited and yet enticingly hardcore. Even if you’re not of a kinky bent, I can reccomend this movie wholeheartedly, as it’s sexy and pervy enough to appeal to a huge range of porn fans, especially those who want to see some new faces.
Backstage The Movie
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So, what’s so special about this movie? Well, it does what it says on the tin. All 6 girls and a few studs are on holiday somewhere hot and sunny, and the cameras are on them all day and all night! About a third of each scene is the camera crew filming the girls ‘off camera’ – seeing how they interact, what they do, how they prepare for for their sex.
The dialogue from some of these babes is incredible – I had to pause the movie and show it to various people in the office a few times, I was laughing so much. But it’s not all laughs, it’s also extremely horny… these sexed up bitches just don’t stop molesting each other, even when they think the cameras are off!
It all starts with tall black haired Franki (who we’re fast developing a crush on) claiming to have pissed herself, with Poppy Morgan coming in close for a good look at her sodden bikini bottoms. Suddenly they notice some action going on beneath the balcony – Katy Caro is blowing a stud – so Claudia Rossi and Poppy sneak down with the cameraman to have a closer look. Ah, apparantly it’s the stud’s birthday, so he’s getting birthday sex. It only seems natural for Poppy to get down on her knees and join in, even as Gazzman exclaims “You’re not getting paid for this – what’s happening?!” One double hardcore fuck later and you realise – this is just porno babes having fun.
There’s some fun pegging action next, with one lucky guy lined up for Poppy who “has first dibs on his arse” although last time she went there, she found “bum bogies” – boy, is he embarrased at all this, it’s highly amusing. The sex is informal and fun as Poppy and Franki dildo his arse, cackling “Now you see what happens to us girls!”
It becomes quite surreal to watch after a while, as the girls chase each other about naked and randomly grope, suck and fuck each other just for horny laughs. It’s almost like living in a parallel universe where there’s no inhibitions and you can be chatting away happily, with your fingers up your mate’s pussy. These chicks really are sex crazy, it makes it almost female gonzo, they drive the action so hard.
One of the most stunning scenes of the movie for me, and this is not an ‘obvious’ choice, was Poppy using a vibrator on Julie - just the vibrator and her fingers, as Julie lies back and enjoys the stimulation. This is some of the most genuine and sensual female pleasure I have ever seen in a porno, as she hovers on the pinnacle of orgasm the whole way through – her sexy breathy gorgeousness is captivating. When she comes, it’s quiet but powerful, and she actually grabs Poppy’s hand to place it on her own heart, to show how much it’s racing. Beautiful.
Meanwhile, Franki’s having energetic anal sex on a boat out at sea, hanging onto the sail ropes in mid air for some brilliantly athletic positions. Great cumshot here as well – she actively induces his orgasm, wanking and sucking him just perfectly to make him cream.
The voyeurs among you will love the night time scene as two of the stars have it off officially, for the cameras, while Stacy Silver, watching, can’t resist a little fondle of the nearest cock, which belongs to one of the technicians. They have to be deadly quiet while mucking around, because there’s another scene going on, but this just makes it all the hotter, as she attempts to perform deepthroating and gags on his cock without making a sound, while the other actress moans in the background! Just when you started to take all this porno sex for granted – suddenly it’s all illicit and cheeky again! Genius.
Oh, and don’t miss the party scene, where you get to see the naughty lovlies dancing erotically, grinding up against the boys and each other, before Nikki Sun sneaks off next door with Katy Caro and a stud, to get slammed hard and fast on a pool table, while taking it in turns to suck on the spare pussy! Oh, and Claudia gets gangbanged too, and covered in spooge.
And surreally, we have a behind the scenes feature of Backstage, with an amusing titty shaking segment, someone asking Poppy to investigate whether their arse is clean for anal (and Poppy tasting her fingers to see, among a chorus of “No, Poppy, don’t!”). Franki waves her arsehole out a window, giggling that it’s had 3 days hard usage and has developed stretchmarks on the sphincter. The girls make their pussies and arses talk, like X rated childrens’ puppets. And of course, there’s extra wanking footage of the girls – these horny little bitches really cannot get enough!
Fit As Fuck
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The setting is a gym and the theme a piss-take of the multitude of fitness-themed music videos in the last year or so. “It seems everyone who’s anyone is bringing out a fitness video these days, so we thought we’d follow suit,” says the breathy voiceover at the start. We’re then treated to five hardcore ‘routines’: Come On Me; Black On Blonde Workout; Steamy-Room; Dumb-Belle; and Fighting Fit. There are sweat-bands, leg-warmers and neon lycra a-plenty, and believe me, a visit to the gym will never seem quite the same again.
It’s hard to choose a favourite scene; they’re all great. Joint top for me though is Leah Jaye and Demetri XXX in Steamy-Room and Tati and Dougie in Fighting Fit.
Where did Relish find Tati? – this petite breathy starlet is a dedicated orgasm-chaser from the word go, grinding her clit against Dougie’ pelvis as she rides on top of him and fiddling with herself at every opportunity. This is after a sparring session in the boxing ring which sees her knock instructor Dougie out, then get her mouth round his cock before he’s even regained consciousness. She’s begging for more even as his cum is still running down her face at the end. Part of the magic of the scene is the chemistry between the performers – but how could Dougie possibly not be into such a vision of perfect innocence/dirt combined? The bounce of the boxing ring ropes comes into play as he slams her from behind before lowering her to the mat to work his cock slowly up into her arse. After a hesitant start she’s soon pleading for more with the sweetest but filthiest little groans.
Before that we see Leah Jaye and Demetri getting hot and frisky in a steam room, then consumating their passion just outside. Leah is stunning, all Shilpa Shetty eyes and luscious curves. She climbs all over Demetri, frequently rising up for passionate kissing. Demetri’s one of my favourite studs, and watching his cock parting Leah’s dark lips to reveal flashes of rose-pink, is fantastic.
Another couple with great on-screen passion is Michelle B and Danny Boy. Michelle is working her thighs on the exercise bike when Danny introduces himself as owner of the gym. In no time she’s checking out his physical credentials. He looks like he’s struggling not to shoot throughout much of the scene, and who wouldn’t faced with Michelle’s big blue eyes and breathy moans of encouragement.
Unfortunately Suzi Best and Nico don’t seem to get into a similar level of groove in their scene, though trying to find a rhythm between Nico’s super-long ebony cock and Suzi’s tight pussy while getting into position on weights machines can’t have been easy. She takes his length easier up her arse as they move to the mats though they still don’t seem to quite click. He shoots buckets though, covering her tummy, pussy and the vinyl seat of the Leg Extender machine.
I usually find girl-girl scenes a bit boring but even that is done brilliantly here, as cheeky Antonia, Tammy and Karen Wood give each other “an inside-out workout”. First they do a dance routine while the camera pans in tight on their thrusting crotches. Once they get down to dirty business Tammy and Karen treat Antonia to a two-tongue licking, stopping now and then to passionately kiss. Antonia then returns the favour by using g-spot-angled dildos on the two blondes simultaneously. Tammy has the most infectious smile imaginable, even while moaning and biting her lip as the other two work anal beads up into her arse and a dildo into her cunt. The three girls collapse into a giggly sweaty heap at the end.
It makes such a difference when the performers in a film look like they’re really into each other, and would be shagging even if the camera wasn’t there. That’s one of the best things about Relish’s films and Fit As Fuck shows why it works. The kissing is proper, “wanna-eat-you” full-mouth kissing, not the tongue-tips-touching “do we really have to do this?” kissing you get in lots of porn films. The fucking, while keeping in mind angles for the camera, also has a sense of real passion and spontaneity about it. I bet we’d all use our gym memberships lots more if this was what really went on down the local Fitness First…
