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The cover says no gagging, no spitting, no gaping assholes, no anal, no boobjobs, no fake screaming… this certainly doesn’t sound like the usual kind of porno produced these days! And with real (non pornstar) women, real boyfriends fucking them, and best of all, realtime sex - you’ll find it a refreshing and extremely erotic change from the norm.

Bernie is the Big Beautiful Woman advertised on the cover, and boy is she shaggable - acres of soft curves, a bubbly and sensual erotic nature and a nice smile. The guy does some great pussy pleasuring, and very obviously enjoys her fleshy parts, grasping and grabbing at her belly and bum while fucking her. She’s having a lot of fun too, starting off fairly quiet, with her panting and moaning rising to a climactic crescendo, frantically working her clit as he pounds away.

The next lady, Ember, isn’t as plump as Bernie, but she’s twice as excitable, with her blonde frizzy hair and sexy denim miniskirt with stockings marking her out as a girl who really knows how to have a good time in bed. She has 2 guys at her disposal, and 69’s with one for long enough to have a loud, messy orgasm all over his face, while skillfully wanking him off. This is followed up by a great vaginal spitroast which has some imaginative camera angles, and lots of noise.

MILF Alex has a body to die for and tits perkier than girls half her age, with amazing bullet like nipples, all erect and hard with her arousal. Her sex style is rampant and demanding, and I really enjoyed the guy giving her cunnilingus after he’d been fucking her as well as before - that’s a real turnon, showing how into it they both are. She rides on top of him for long enough to have a massive orgasm, sexily yelling the place down.

Mid 30s brunette Kimberly has pierced nipples, a pierced navel, and a hell of a lot of sex drive, telling us how she needs a shag at least 2 times a day. She’s another energetic little fucker, rampantly pushing back on the cock as it thrusts into her. She keeps her high heels on throughout, and with her widely spread legs looks very ‘pornstar’ indeed, although endearingly amateur and horny at the same time.

Cilla is one confident and randy lady, with massive great big natural tits, milky pale skin and lovely long black hair. She shoves the man’s face into her ample bosom, visibly getting off on the nipple stimulation and boob induced power over him, before lying back and thoroughly getting into, and off on, a good licking from him. As she gets fucked in reverse cowgirl and doggy type positions, her big breasts swing and bounce so much that even before the breast aimed popshot, you’ll be struggling to contain yourself.

The great thing about this movie is that it’s all completely real, with absolutely no faking - it’s genuine sex, with proper orgasms from the girls. Real women do take a bit of time to warm up, get into the action and actually come. They don’t just climax after a convenient and camera friendly 20 minutes - and these scenes don’t hide the fact that they’re edited down to 30 minutes each, from the unhurried, raw original shagging.

It may be a cliche that we lads love fast cars and fast women, but hot damn, I am not complaining when it results in porn like this. A beautifully presented glossy spoof of a fast and sexy big screen movie, Cum In 60 Seconds will give you infinitely more pleasure with its infallible theme of sexy cars and even sexier girls.

Mika Tan made my jaw drop - a stunning oriental sexbomb with a body to die for, long glossy black hair, a minimal black leather outfit - and a sultry personality that would draw you in like an invisible magnet. She plays a top female racing driver, polishing her beautiful vehicle in her erotic little outfit - but when a police officer turns up and demands sexual favours in return for not taking her car, she’s entirely willing to please. The power exchange is intoxicating, as she struggles to succumb her fierce sexual pride in order to submit to his desires, but she’s clearly getting a lot of pleasure out of it all as she gets fucked over the toolbench, panting and gasping.

If that kind of scenario is all a bit complex, and you just want a nice wank over a simple but hot fantasy, tall slender blonde Lauren Phoenix has the perfect scene for you. She’s washing her car. She’s naked but for a scrap of a thong. She’s soaping herself up and spraying the hose on her dripping crotch. She takes off her knickers. When the stud strides over and grabs her arse, and she turns around with a smile - the rest is history. Beautiful, basic scene of this horny naked soapy hottie being fucked over a nice car.

For me, the highlight of the movie was dangerous and beautiful Asian and Korean babes Lucy Lee and Nyomi Marcela in a hard, fast and rough boy/girl/girl scene, in a great car factory location. As the girls toy with their male victim, squatting in front of him, you’ll be salivating over their slender, dusky bodies, black hair falling down their backs, matching black thongs and high heels their only clothing. The guy stretches them into all kinds of amazing positions in turn, really making the most of having such a gorgeous pair, and using the cars and equipment to full advantage.

More fantastic car orientated sex positions, this time bouncing in the seat and on the chassis of a proper racing car, are brought to us by Roxy Jezel, playing a bossy garage bitch chastising her employee - which means there’s at least 5 minutes of pure licking and sucking on her pussy and arse before she gets is hard cock out and demands a good fuck. Her tiny body lends itself perfectly being picked up and tossed about by the strong mechanic, who fucks her rough and nasty.

Fans of lovely ebony chicks will have their wank cut out for them in the guise of Marie Luv - a slim black beauty who looks like a fantastic fuck. No cars in this scene, but fuck it - a pink couch in a garden is a comfortable and horny setting for a fuck, compared to all those positions involving cars which look great but must be excruciating. She’s pretty insatiable, with enough noise and self fucking type action to let us know that Marie Luv is one demanding lady.

In conclusion, with 5 fantastic scenes of over 20 minutes each, it’s highly likely you won’t just be cumming in 60 seconds… but then that would be a waste anyway - sit back and enjoy the ride!

Most porn features pretty hot women - I’m sure the majority of you wouldn’t question that. But then, there’s hot as in an unattainably beautiful fantasy, and hot as in the kind of raunchy sexpot that *you* could conceivably pull in a club on a Saturday night. Gemma, the star of this all amateur production by Melanie, who specialises in helping swingers and beginners realise their porno fantasies, is most definitely the second kind of hot. She’s a bubbly, giggly wench with lovely large natural boobs and plenty of grabbable fleshy curves round her hips and waist - a girl you could really manhandle as you fucked her… it’s fantastic to think about.

This is deliciously real, raw and unpretentious porn. There’s no attempt made to conceal the cameras of Melanie and her husband, who are filming it all, and none of the action is being artificially forced just to suit the camera angle and general porn requirements - it’s all completely natural. The other way I could tell it was spontaneous sex between real lovers was the length of the scenes. Real lovers indulge in foreplay, they roll about and giggle, they lie in each others arms and take a breather mid way through - and all this does not, complete with sex, fit into a 20 minute slot. Therefore, sit back and enjoy a good 40 minutes or so of fun with each of the 3 scenes, as Gemma fucks her way through girls and boys alike - in realtime!

Perhaps you like the idea of voyeurism. This is real enough action that it’s one of the closest videos I’ve seen that gives a good impression of what it’s like to genuinely perv on a couples’ sex life. It’s got kind of the same sexual feel as a homemade movie, but with none of the attendant crappy camera shake, fixed angles and bad lighting. And if you usually get your amateur kicks from ‘audition’ type scenes but hate the lechy dribblings of a sleazy director (which often make the girls uncomfortable) then Melanie’s friendly, pressure free style is a real breath of fresh air.

The first scene is loving, natural sex with her boyfriend, which includes plenty of cunnilingus and a cute bit of bed bondage with stockings or something. The second scene is with him and another girl, Kitty, who’s as cuddly and ‘real’ as Gemma - and they hit it right off sexually, snogging within seconds, and quickly sliding their hands into one another’s panties as they share his cock. This is Gemma’s first bi experience - and she eats and fingers pussy like a true pro, even using a strapon! The third scene is with 3 guys, who hammer her at all angles, as she grins with delight, her boobs bouncing up and down, her flesh grabbed by many hands, her mouth always full.

Actionwise, this movie lacks nothing - there’s even DP, which is so rarely seen in this kind of pure amateur production, and it’s done in a totally natural, comfortable looking way - impressive! All the sex strikes me as pretty real, actually, especially the orgasms and proper pleasure the girls get out of it all - Gemma spends much of her scenes flushed and dishevelled looking, with a gleam in her eye that implies this is really doing it for her. Highly recommended if you want it down, dirty and as real as it gets.

There’s no actual lapdancing in this porno, but it looked good for this week’s theme so we thought hell, why not chuck it in anyway. It’s an excellent porn film for those who like porn stars who are distinct and dirty characters - it’s pretty much a compilation of all our favourite dirty mouthed, lairy Brit chicks.

Lolly Badcock generates the first lot of action by sidling up to Alicia Rhodes, and in that trademark subtle female style of hers, barking “You look dead horny in that little dress - I wanna fuck ya”. What self respecting woman would say no to that kind of offer? They retire to a separate room and after a bit of cursory wiggling around the dancing pole, really start to get use it in some of the most creatively sexy ways I’ve seen in porn. Lolly rubs her dripping snatch up and down the pole, while Alicia crouches on her knees and hungrily licks Lolly’s juices off the metal, tonguing her pussy too when it is within reach. The resulting sex is extremely noisy, not just with sex moans but with plenty of dildo gagging noises and screams as they pound each other’s pussies and arses black and blue with a variety of intimidatingly large double enders. Both girls do plenty of arse and cunt to mouth, and Lolly even uses a stra pon on Alicia - it’s rough and it’s loud, but damn is it hot.

Angel Long is every guy’s dream girl (even a gay guy I know!) because she has a bloke’s attitude to sex - she’s not afraid to demand it and she’s not ashamed of having an incorrigably rampant sex drive. She literally drags a (not entirely unwilling) guy into the next room, lies back and spreads her pussy, and orders him to taste how wet she is, before swallowing his length down her throat. More fantasies come true as Alicia arrives on the scene: “Oh, Lolly was great, but now I need a real dick”. I’m sure lesbians nationwide would have a few choice words to say about that. The two raucous blondes share the cock and take it in turns to bounce up and down on it,, but they’re hungry for juices, Alicia has Angel sitting on her face as she’s fucked in missionary, before Angel, wanting some pussy taste of her own, licks Alicia’s clit while the cock slams in and out - great positions and filming here.

After that little tryst, Angel leaves and gives a sizzling blowjob in a moving car, in an incredibly horny, very breathless and urgent kind of sex scene. The scene outside is visible flashing past out of the window, and considering the location, the sound for this scene is amazingly good, with excellent use of the limited space available.

Lolly gives us a very arousing and fun solo show, demonstrating the kind of complete self confidence that’s necessary to keep up a constant stream of dirty talk about how sexy you are and what they’d probably like to do to you.

Huge boobed, black haired Donna Marie certainly isn’t a girl to everyone’s tastes - I predict 90% of guys would be so scared of her, they wouldn’t even be able to get it up. Especially with an opening line like, “Get yer dick out! Have you washed it yet or has it been up some dirty, sweaty cunthole?”. After which she gives it a good suck anyway. That said, this scene does deliver on its theme of girl on top (she’s the manager, he’s in trouble). Before the fucking starts, she spends far more time riding his face, humping it like a cock, and arse smothering his mouth, than she does giving him head. It’s a refreshing change, and she’s a skilled facesitter.

A fantastic movie to watch if you like your stars talking dirty the whole way through. But be warned - these girls are NOT shy!

Ionie Lovecoxxx works her usual magic in this striptease-themed addition to her ‘I only love…’ series, plucking ‘guys off the street’ to get a fucking from her girls.This time she’s in Dunstable, where she hires a strip club for the day then sets out to the Asda car park to find guys willing to watch the show, get a lapdance then take the action to its logical conclusion. “The difference in my club is that instead of just wishing you could touch the girls, you can actually fuck them”, she tells potential amateur studs.

Once she has an audience assembled she brings out her first girl to dance round the pole and strip - Amber. Although not seeming very comfortable around the pole, once she’s in the back room with her boy she really gets into her show, lapdancing him while his cock jumps and twitches under her. He’s so worked up, he tries to pull the crotch of her panties aside to slide his dick into her. First though Ionie, directing behind the camera, encourages Amber to suck his dick and tease him some more. It’s all very horny viewing, with him so obviously gagging to fuck her. There’s some super-close-up oral from both sides before finally he gets to shag her.

Ionie’s guys do actually look authentically off-the-street, or certainly first-time performers. They’re all fit - no saggy ugly old men - but don’t have the muscle tone working in porn gives, aren’t sure of either their licking or pounding, are hairy, sometimes find it hard to stay firm, and need direction from Ionie on things like holding the girls’ hair back during blow jobs so the camera can see what is happening. So this is great “it could happen to me” fantasy viewing.

Chloe B’s scene is just as horny as Amber’s, with her guy starting off hesitant in his thrusting, then once he gets into a rhythm, going into a semi-trance of concentration. First up though Chloe works the pole in her striptease, gyrating and twisting. She’s a fabulous lapdancer - guys, if you want your girlfriend to see how it’s done (so she can do it for you!) this is the one to show her.

After a few more Asda carpark shots of foolish guys who said no, Janie B performs next. Her maid’s outfit and frilly stockings suit her curves brilliantly as that fabulous arse wiggles in front of the camera. She’s treated to two guys - hesitant Charlie, who in the carpark initially said no as his girlfriend would object but was persuaded by Ionie “just to come and watch the show, then see how you feel” - and over-confident Steve, muscle-bound and shaved and playing out all his porn star fantasies. The interplay of the two very different personalities as Janie sucks then fucks one then the other is great viewing.

Lorna Lace, dressed up as a kinky nurse, finishes off the film with proper stud Dougie. Amateur-looking action is great, and part of what makes Ionie’s films so popular, but to see professionals at work again is a real pleasure. This is a brilliant scene, with the stars chatting and laughing with each other and the crew, and Lorna genuinely getting off on Dougie’s perfect long dick.

At no point at all did I want to fast-forward this film. One and a half hours of properly horny porn.

See Rio Ferdinand, Frank Lampard and Keiron Dyer SHAGGING! You’ve read all about them, now see them in action! Premiership and England International football stars Rio Ferdinand (Manchester United), Frank Lampard (Chelsea) and Keiron Dyer (Newcastle) are caught on this incredible home-made hotel room sex vid as they shag their way through three horny holidaying beauties. Watch as one sucks off Chelsea and England star Frank Lampard in an incredible blow job scene and hear another groaning in ecstasy as Newcastle and England footballer Keiron Dyer pounds away at her on the bed and watch as Manchester United and England defender Rio Ferdinand fucks one horny babe so hard she exclaims “I love a cock”. All this sex action can be seen on a full length video and is totally uncensored! It’s your only chance to see some of English football’s most famous stars having full and oral sex!

Doll Theatre never fail to impress me with their tongue in cheek sexy silliness - and this one is a cracker. Michelle B is one hell of a star, making this movie unmissable for anyone who’s ever had a joyful wank over her irresistible body - it’s basically a compilation of what seem to be 7 of her kinkiest fantasies. She’s in 3 of the 7 half hour scenes, making it over an hour and a half of pure Michelle B - out of more than 4 hours of action in total - fantastic value.The scenes start with Michelle feeling herself up in front of the curator (Hello George!) in the art gallery, as he shows her the sexual works of art which inspire each scene. The first scene is her own, and it’s fantastic - she’s having a magical inflatable boobjob, and the process gets her inextricably horny. Luckily it’s not George the surgeon who ‘takes care’ of her, but two strapping young doctors in medical scrubs, who give her a thorough spitroasting and licking, spreading her wide on the hospital bed.
Michelle’s next graphic visualisation is Chelsea Sinclair, a brand new bride, who has her very first fuck. Despite being a little too professional with her technique, her gleaming white lingerie and headdress looks the part, and she’s got a lovely mouth on her, with her sex talk smutty yet innocent. The skilled stud plays with her pussy while his cock’s inside it, and she’s damn near melting from pleasure.
You’ll be delighted by the lesbian threesome in the hilarious ‘Edwina Viagrahands’ - Charlie Holays and the illustrious Suzie Best join Michelle in a wonderful scenario involving the blondes dressed as nurses, putting 5 dildos on each of Charlie’s hands. More importantly, said dildos soon disappear simultaneously into all of Suzie and Michelle’s holes - use your imagination, boys! As if that’s not kinky enough, there’s also a load of hot strapon play between the girls, with good skilful fucking and lots of eye contact and smiling between the beautiful babes doing it.
Little blonde Harmony Hex presents us with her boy/girl debut in ‘Knickers’ - and what a debut it is! The long intro is well worth the wait, as you’ll be drooling over how utterly cute she is… and good lord can the girl fuck. Or rather - get fucked; she’s tiny enough for Ian to pick up and bounce on his knob, then flip upside down and do a standing 69 - not just for a token few seconds but a full 3 or 4 minutes! Harmony wins. I predict this babe will go far. Faaaaaaar.
Since I’d already seen Michelle in a couple of scenes, I started to lose concentration in her next one - a ’sexy employee seduces cross boss’ type setup. But just humour me while I enthuse about how damn hot the stud is. Tattooed and ripped, gruff and hung - you may not regret the camera focusing on her instead of him, but I was gutted! Someone should send him Anna Span’s way.
Big titted blonde Rebecca Smythe and her skimpy excuse for a nurse uniform brings a bit of ‘classic porn’ (think soft, cheesy feel, 80s music, big tits/hair etc) to this production. It’s the hot stud again, and the sex is great, with more hospital bed pounding and plenty of boobage on show, but it lacked a certain spark that the previous scenes had, but most guys wouldn’t complain with a girl like that.
The acting so far hasn’t been the best in the world, but none is as hysterically bad as Chelsea Sinclair and the massage man in the last scene - in a somewhat original turn of plot, he decides to massage her pussy before her body, after making her strip “like a stripper”. Good hard sex, with her extremely sexy and toned body stretched into all kinds of positions.
All in all, this film would be one of my favourites from Doll Theatre so far if it wasn’t for one thing - the sound. The visuals are amazing: really well filmed sex from multiple angles, with good lighting - but a small amount of it sounds like it’s been filmed by the side of the road. However, don’t let this put you off - this is certainly well worth your money simply for the length, the cast, and the giggles - not to mention the hot, dirty sex.

We haven’t had a movie yet at Strictly Broadband that is purely bukkake in the traditional sense - a load of men simply wanking onto a willing girl. That would be a bit homo, wouldn’t it - just watching men beat off. God knows what the Japanese see in it. Anyway - European bukkake takes all this far further into the realms of fantasy by turning it into a kind of gangbang instead. And very nice it is too - beautiful girls offering themselves up as sex objects to a bunch of average joes just like you and I, and getting thoroughly fucked in every hole, with everyone getting a piece. The babes in this movie - Maria Bellucci, Giulia Cavali, Stella Morandy, Lilit, Leila and Tanya are as beautiful as any pornstar you’d find, with perfect 10 bodies, lovely round breasts, no piercings or tattoos for the most part, and long blonde or brunette hair.

The action starts off with a soft girl girl show to rev up the atmosphere as the dudes get all hot and bothered, cheering them on. One or two intrepid studs take on the girls for a proper fuckshow, quickly stripping them off and skilfully plugging away at their holes in quick succession until the watching men are howling and yelling with male bonded lust and anticipation.

From there, it’s just nonstop fuck action, with no rest for the girls as they serve cock after cock in stunning snatches of pure, filthy sex. There’s an urgency about the whole thing, with each man frantically shagging away, hard and fast, because there’s 50 guys behind him waiting their turn. One guy fingerfucks a girl so hard that her long wail comes out like an ululating indian as his fingers slam in and out.

The men aren’t half bad for a bunch of amateurs - some have massive cocks, and fuck as hard as any pornstar. You don’t really see much of any particular man after the first sexshow is over - there’s just a never ending procession of hard cocks being sucked, fucked, and of course spurting all over the models at various intervals. From halfway through the movie onwards there’s pretty much a popshot every couple of minutes - and every few seconds towards the end.

It’s really fun seeing such enthusiastic amateurs without the usual problem of limp dicks - if they’re not hard, someone else is at the girls instead. There’s no doubt, however, that the girls are finding the experience immensely enjoyable - not because the girls are “getting all the attention”, as the box cover trumpets, but because they really do love taking a whole lot of cock.

As far as action goes, you certainly won’t be disappointed - there’s heaps of facials, arse to mouth, lesbian action, snowballing and general spunk play, and best of all - countless effortless looking and well lit double penetrations. The girls are all so sexy, they get the men off refreshingly quickly, with little wanking needed, making way for the next eager hard cock to be thrust into their face.

The only bad thing one might find to say about this movie is that it’s not long enough - but with two scenes of nearly an hour each, that’s hardly going to stop you getting off over it. Wonderful hardcore nastiness and a very attractive and willing bunch of babes indeed.

The police - uniforms, handcuffs, endless pervy scenario potential… but woefully, ridiculously underused as a porn theme compared to dull career staples like plumbers and delivery men. Until Anna Span, our favourite female porn director, comes along with the most arresting bunch of police hotties I’ve ever seen, plus some imaginative and amusing modern storylines to kick off the action. The result is a female friendly fuckfest with more buff guys than you can shake a stick at, and not a blonde, fake titted bimbo in sight.Alexis Silver is the epitome of real woman, and extremely sexy to boot. With a little extra flesh on her bones, tumbling dark locks and, best of all, huge natural tits, she’s a great casting choice as a hooker in the first scene - the man on the street goes nuts for someone like her in bed. But three male officers turn up at her door, demanding a servicing in exchange for letting her prostitution slip beneath the radar - what could be hotter? One watches and jerks off while the other two take an end each and plug away at her mouth and pussy, flipping her onto her back and all fours as her lovely big breasts swing and bounce with the shagging. Anna Span has a nice habit of using alternative, non facial moneyshots - one lands on Alexis’s arse, which is very attractive.

A very funny scene ensues next, with a fairly well acted intro involving Steeve Hooper having been burgled, and Avalon the ploicewoman arriving to ‘help’, but turning the tables on him with a thorough strip search, since he’s a convicted fraudster! Looking ravishingly cute in her uniform, Avalon nevertheless puts on a great display of understated authority as she demands he get his kit off, and hilariously, when he objects, purrs “If you’d prefer me to find a male officer to stripsearch you, sir…” - I was pissing myself laughing. But we’re not watching this for giggles, we want go get our horn on, just like Steve has by the time she gets round to examining the rock hard contents of his tight white pants. “What’s this you’ve got here - some sort of a stash?” says Avalon, running her tongue up and down the bulge. She really does play the horny and empowered policewoman very well indeed, giving a blowjob that really looks as if it’s complete ly for her pleasure, with lovely intimacy and passion as well as enthusiasm. It’s a sexy touch keeping her uniform hat on, and her police toolbelt on over her suspender belt - and she stays very much in charge throughout the sex by pinning his head down and riding on top most of the time. Extrodinarily sexy - well done Avalon and Anna.

More female authority comes in the shape of blonde Susie Tamworth, who decides to strip search her man so thoroughly that she orders him to bend over a couch so she can cavity search him. Now, you may not find that sexy, but I do, so stop whining and skip to the next scene if you’re too boring to appreciate such activities. The guy here may not appreciate it either, but he certainly makes a lot of noise in protest, some of which almost sounds pleasurable, but “This is not for your enjoyment, Mr Foster.” Having probed with her fingers, she dons some special equipment (a strapon!) behind his back, in order to complete her search. I enjoy watching girls fuck guys with strapons, and although this fuck is very slow and gentle compared to the anal inflicted on girls in porn, it’s still beautifully different from the normal porn action. An actual fuck for Susie does follow, but after all the pegging fun, I couldn’t really get into this scene’s sex - it’ isn’t the standard I’m used to from Anna Span.

My favourite scene is totally Jana’s - a tanned, slender, bikini clad Euro beauty with the most adorable accent ever, a body to die for (with natural tits), and reddish brown sexy hair. Absolutely gorgeous. She’s been burgled, and as the cop takes her details, she’s authentically and outrageously flirty with him, endearing her to me even more. Her irresistable charm means that before he knows it, his pants are round his ankles, and she’s showing the “young handsome policeman” how grateful she is for all his help. When they fuck, it’s the horniest chemistry and atmosphere ever, and she does that incredibly cute thing where the pretty girl puts on the guy’s uniform hat while riding his cock. She also has a lovely orgasm at the end, too, from being on top, before getting him to shoot over his stomach and licking it all up.

We get two cops for the price of one in the final scene, with Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence unable to resist all that sexual tension that must arise when you’re a hot young police couple working in a pair all day. The two officers use their police powers to access an empty apartment, and the sex is as steamy as it gets, totally capturing the illicit, passionate feel of a naughty quickie on the job. They whisper breathlessly to each other, not wasting a second - “Come up here and sit on my face”, “Take that off and grab this” - and the positions and chemistry all the way through are perfect. It still looks as ‘porno’ as hardcore movies generally do, but in the most natural way, as if they really are just shagging like this with noone watching.

Hand of the Law is set to be one of the releases of the year, with all the ingredients of a total hit. Great fun, great sex and a top cast - sexy girls and buff studs who are all able to entertain us with their acting, and turn us on immensely with their highly hot shagging.

Bon arse fucking jour - as the French might say! The is Le Grande one! Marino and the crazy gang drive 3000 miles in 10 days with a collection of beautiful babes in the van with them. The stunningly beautiful Vanessa Freeman gives the performance of a lifetime, including the prettiest ever lesbian double ender scene with her real life lover, Natalie. Angie George, the pissing slut, is in DP heaven and Alicia Rhodes makes light work of the biggest anal beads - they diappear right up her sweet arse. With an outdoor orgy scene that will keep you cumming all year! Annabel whispers dirty French words with a cock up her arse and little Ally slides down as many huge cocks as she can find. Alicia Rhodes, Amanda Pickering, Anabel Moon, Angie George, Sammi, Vanessa Freeman (as Caprice)

Looking for something really fun, and a bit different, to crack one off to? Into your urban music and light chocolate chicks? Pimpin 101 is a witty, original porno with plenty of scenes, 6 gorgeous babes and a lot of bang for your buck.
You’ll be well in the mood by the end of the intro credits, featuring a variety of booty shaking bodacious babes dancing to a good rap beat. The movie is presented by rap star Ice-T, who, dressed in a series of increasingly loud pimp suits,talks us dead seriously through more variations of prostitution than you ever thought possible, with fun scene titles that sum up exactly what kind of girl we’re dealing with here.
“They need the nerve for the motherfucking kerb” - this line, in the ‘Track Ho’, cracked me up, as Ice-T presents a stunning wavy haired blonde, dressed in almost nothing, standing out on the pavement. A huge limo pulls up, sending the whore trotting over to it, and the door opens, showing the two gangsters inside. Despite the “Rent me for £20!” type sign on the side of the car slightly undermining the tough rich guy image, the sex is astoundingly hot. August’s big peachy arse cheeks are shown off to the max as she’s squeezed into the width of the car for a hard spitroasting session. The two guys do her hard and fast, ending with a refreshing popshot on her exposed pussy, making a change from the usual facial.
Slender mixed race Cherie gives a nicely acted performance as the Carpet Ho (wearing one of those hiphop bandana things I’ve found very attractive indeed since seeing my favourite girl Rio Mariah in one at Erotica). She shags another rap star, as Ice T points out that she’s only after the guy’s money (or rather, bling in this case) . After 15 minutes of breathless and enthusiastic sex, with her nice hairy pussy shown off from all angles, she waltzes off with his gold necklace - nice touch at the end there!
The stripper is Obsession, a sleek blonde white girl who gives lapdances so horny that the guy isn’t able to resist the lure of sex, and has his cock out within a minute. After grinding up against it, she’s soon sucking it, and her high, posh ponytail makes a great blowjob handle.
One of my favourite scenes, if I had to pick, would be the Call Girl scene, with Sharon Wild and Chloe Black as sexy, similar brunette escorts, who show a businessman the time of his life. Despite Ice-T’s foreboding warning on the dangers of paying upfront and letting the girls out of your sight, when they scamper into the bathroom together, they’ve only got one thing on their minds, and it’s not ripping off the punter! A few minutes of cheeky lesbian shower action later, and you’ll be stiff as a brick in preparation for the three way fuck to follow. I do like to watch two girls sharing a cock, with one greedily shoving it in her mouth as the other takes on the balls and whatever’s left of the shaft, with every pause for breath being an opportunity to kiss and drool on the quiveringly erect member. The two babes look totally into one another, snogging their faces off as their punter puts them side by side on all fours on the bed, and fingerfucks, licks and finally fucks their pussies one at a time. There’s no ’spare girl syndrome’ all - whichever babe isn’t being dealt with finds horny ways to interact with the other, happily including a lot of face sitting! The moneyshot is great as well - spattered over the two spread out arses, as the girls kiss. Nice.
After a sexy, but unremarkable bridal scene featuring Celine as a sex-shirking wife, the last scene features all the girls together (nice touch!) being shot for a porno. Predictably, it’s hot as hell, with bodies writhing and humping everywhere, and that kinky turnon of seeing a porn movie from a different angle, as well as the usual final result type enjoyment of it all.
On a final note, one thing this porno does better than almost any other I’ve seen is the soundtrack. The bangin’ hip hop sounds adorn the sex throughout, with hit tracks by the likes of Busta Rhymes and Ice-T himself, but the production is fantastic - you’ll still hear every sex noise, without distraction. What great editing, and brilliant concept - top marks to Shots and I hope to see a sequel soon!
August, Cherie, Obsession, Sharon Wild, Chloe Black, Celine

Poppy Morgan has tried something completely different with Brit Pop, a porno starring herself as a cartoonesque schoolgirly superhero who rights all wrongs via the medium of sex. The plot, locations and costmes are great - well thought out and pretty amusing, making the movie a visual feast, and with Poppy in every scene, it’s definitely one for her fans.
Poppy is hugely entertaining in her acting role, and really gets into it, although she goes a bit OTT in places, it’s all in the spirit of fun, and at least you won’t be bored while waiting a couple of minutes for the shagging to start. Three minutes into the first scene, she’s both made me giggle and started seducing a ridiculously dressed barman - but the costumes come off within moments, which is somewhat of a relief. She’s her usual energetic, rough and up for anything self, very vocal and athletic in her quest to use every possible surface in the bar as a location for a different dicking position.
After her romp in the bar, Poppy’s back in another skimpy Union Jack outfit to visit a house where the married couple are completely against the idea of sex. New face Frankie opens the door to Poppy and does very well at acting a stuck up and frigid character, until Poppy converts her to the joy of sex. Suddenly Frankie’s out of her frumpy outfit, and looking ravishing in blue lingerie - and Poppy’s schoolgirlesque outfit is pretty easy on the eye too, compared to the last scene! Frankie is extrodinarily seductive, and her tall, perfectly pale and slender body lends itself perfectly to a very genuine looking lesbian scene indeed. The two girls indulge in rarer pleasures such as footsucking and intimate tonguefucking deep in one anothers’ pussies - it really is a delight.
When Frankie’s husband comes back, Poppy’s there to deal with him in the same way! He’s trying to hide behind his newspaper, and doing a great job of keeping his eyes off her in her naughty sex gear. However, she overcomes his reluctance and whips out his wang which, once it’s in her mouth, prevents its owner from objecting in any fashion at all. Yet more proof that cocks rule the world - or perhaps women do. Who knows… it’s not men, anyway! Poppy looks positively edible in white lace stockings and suspenders, which is a great combination and contrast with her disgustingly dirty talk. I also loved the fact that he kept his ‘businessman’ hat and tie on throughout the sex - it’s things like that which make a difference!
Tony and Pascal star in the most hilarious setup of all - Poppy catches them fucking a dead turkey on a farm, as in actually physically spitroasting it on their cocks! Hilariously, she then sucks their cocks straight from the turkey - but try not to think about that because the fuck that follows is really rather fine. There’s some great DP and spitroasting anal action (with Poppy this time, not the turkey), and the bouncy sofa they use helps make the shagging even more fun looking. She also gets an astonishing amount of cum in her mouth - fantastic.
Louise Parker gives an amusing performance for about a minute before turning into a total sex kitten, with her flowing golden brown locks and sweet gingham outfit. This scene contains some great almost-fisting, with Poppy slamming her hand in and out just up to the knuckles, very carefully going as far as the R18 restrictions allow. This makes it funny as fuck when she holds her hand in Louise’s pussy and shows the camera her knuckles, just out of the hole, saying “There ya go, BBFC!” After this, there’s some 69ing, some pussy grinding, licking, and anal play, with plenty of vigorous pussy fingerfucking in between, which makes Louise come like a train.
All in all, this film has a silly atmosphere, silly script, and silly costumes, but there’s nothing silly about the sex. It’s not just worth watching for a laugh - it’s a brilliant porno in its own right, with very professional filming, editing and lighting coming together to create what could become another classic Brit series. Well done, Poppy!
Poppy Morgan, Louise Parker, Frankie

This film from Cutting Edge is full of “THAT isn’t going to fit in THERE” moments, each followed by “oh blimey it IS!”. Personally I love this kind of film - so long as the girls look into it, which most of this lot do.
Ava Devine, Ciera Sage, Veronica Jett, Marie Luv and Victoria Sin are joined by mammoth-cocked studs including Sledgehammer, Sascha and Lee Stone. If you’re one of our female SB subscribers and you like big beautiful cocks, watch this film - there are some really great ones here.
The quality of the six scenes is quite variable, with two very good, one fantastic and the other two bad but amusing.
The stand-out for me is Marie Luv’s scene. This girl is stunning to watch: beautiful, sexy, downright dirty, and a great performer. The pink of her neon bikini matches that of her tongue and her pussy, inside dark chocolate-brown lips. She tells us at the start of the scene: “I want some serious hardcore fucking” - and she gets it. Watching her perfect globe of an arse bouncing up and down above Lee Stone’s super-long cock is a real joy. She demonstrates some jaw-dropping (literally, I guess) deep-throating abilities too, filmed from some great unusual angles. She and Stone work really well together, seeming to be in-tune and having a good time, with her squealing and laughing in delight as he throws her around in the air into different positions. I’ll be looking out for more of her films.
Elsewhere, Kat demonstrates original uses for a gym weights machine, and is discovered doing so by Billy Glide. After playing with a large butt plug they go inside and find Scott Lyons on the bed. The two are soon spit-roasting her. Glide’s cock is about the size of her forearm - it’s one of those moments I mentioned at the start. She manages DP with them too, even in the highest platform heels I’ve seen. Kat is tiny, as is Victoria Sin, who gets DP’d in mid-air in her scene by Sledgehammer and Steven French.
The first and last scenes are a bit odd. The first doesn’t seem very well-timed or filmed, with the three studs’ concentration seeing to wander - at one point one not engaged in the action is looking under the sofa cushions for something he’s lost. Ava Devine puts on a great show however, at one point taking what looks like double-anal.
In the final scene meanwhile, Ciera Sage and the gorgeous Veronica Jett share Sascha - except it seems Veronica and Sascha are sharing some in-joke all the way through, and Ciera’s pissed off she’s not in on it. The girls don’t seem to want to touch each other, and Veronica keeps looking at Sascha and grinning. Her very real wincing and responses as his dick eventually slides a few inches up her arse just make Ciera’s monotone “oh yeah does that feel good in my arse you arsehole, oh yeah”’s as he goes full-hilt into hers sound passionless and wooden. Now I wouldn’t wish on-set trouble on anyone but at the same time, as porn farce, I found this all quite entertaining. I’d love to know the behind-the-scenes gossip on that one.
In some ways this is like a nastier, US version of Harmony. The setting is mostly a big mansion, but the weather suggests it’s out-of-season. The girls are beautiful but not supermodel lookalikes, and the make-up is great but the costumes are skimpy pornstar-ho not designer satin. The action is equally hard, although in this the focus is as much on pussy as arse, despite the title. I can’t decide which film I like best. I might just have to watch them again to decide…Ava Devine, Cierra, Veronica Jett, Marie Luv, Victoria Sin, Kat

The latest star in Harmony’s Fuck Me series is blonde Hungarian bombshell Dora Venter. She is joined by Poppy Morgan, Franki, Julie and Katy Caro for over two and a half hours of the glossy hardcore action you’d expect from this label.
Olivier Sanchez, Jazz Duro, Ben, Zoltan and Don are the studs, although we don’t get to see much of their faces - the focus is all on their cocks in shot after shot of close-up penetration.
“I love sex. I love to fuck”, says Dora at the start of the film. She talks to the viewer throughout, describing what she wants done to her. Much of this is arse-focused - “Do you like my arse? Would you like to fuck my arse?” - as is the whole film. All five scenes feature anal penetration before the pussies get any action. Poppy Morgan begins the first scene with her fingers either side of Katy Caro’s arse asking “do you want to see me stretch her arsehole?”, and Franki starts hers “Do you want to see my arsehole?… I want your cock in my arse”. I like anal, and enjoy watching it on film, but prefer the balance tipped more in favour of the pussy with anal as an extra.
When the girls do get their pussies pounded, it’s usually not for long, and in-between anal shafting. Arse-Vag-Arse seems to be the new ATM if this film is anything to go by. In the final scene Dora kneels between Franki and Katy’s upturned arses (all in white stockings and pretty colourful lingerie), talking the viewer through what’s she’s shoving her fingers into - “arse… and pussy… and now arse… and pussy…”.
There’s lots of DP too, and with any-hole-in-any-order hard fucking. This is done best in Dora’s main scene, where’s she’s joined by one stud but demands more, ending up with four cocks pointing at her. She takes vigorous anal and DP while smiling at the camera as if nothing’s happening, directing the action through where she positions her body. As the scene hots up however the studs begin to take more control, and we do finally see her elegant in-control demeanour slip as she becomes a groaning shaking orgasmic mess (in the best possible sense), the studs shoving their dicks into her in a frenzy. I loved this scene as it’s rare to see her lose control like that.
Poppy and Katy’s scene is great too, as they use their stud like a sex toy. The setting is a villa pool at night-time - as usual with Harmony, the locations, clothes and make-up are fantastic. Katy is an exceptionally beautiful girl, and we’re treated to close-ups of her skyblue eyes in between those of her arse getting stretched. She and Poppy treat their stud to a great synchronised blow-job at the end of their scene.
Katy appears again in the final group scene with Dora and Franki, and really gets into the action. She also demonstrates great slapping technique on Dora’s arse… she’s my new girl-girl fantasy partner! This last scene also features one of the horniest cumshots I’ve seen all year - I won’t ruin the surprise by telling you exactly what happens…
In most of the film the girls are directing the action, but if you prefer to see the guys in control the third scene will get you going - tiny little Latino-look Julie, all huge sleepy brown eyes, pouty red lips and braces, being manouvered into the best positions to be penetrated by two huge dicks. She doesn’t talk to the camera, except to occasionally breathe “fuck me” low under her breath. She’s as opposite to Dora as you could get.
The bonuses are also good. They include a solo scene by classy goth Victoria Sin. She strips in a luxury bathroom, telling the viewer, “I know you’re gonna call me, cause you wanna fuck me…”. Her physique is exceptionally slender and muscular, a change from the usual porno look. Another extra is an interview with Dora in which she reveals she’d tried DP and been making home porn films before she went into the industry.
The Harmony label just keeps on getting better - this is the cream of UK porn.
Dora Venter, Poppy Morgan, Franki, Julie, Katy Caro, Victoria Sin

Great to have the most recent part of this series, it’s a well filmed, fun extravaganza of young lasses who really do make the most of their fit, horny little bodies in their student prime.
Angel Long’s living in rather nice accommodation for a student, but then she does do porn on the side. The scene begins with Angel catching one of her male flatmates wanking in the bathroom, which turns into a blowjob, of course. Hilariously, when she drags him to her room for sex, there’s yet more male humiliation when she opens the door to landlord Ian, who’s trying on her underwear. Angel is, however, turned on, and immediately impales herself on both cocks - one in her mouth, one in her pussy, and even a few of Ian’s fingers up her arse before both guys pound it senseless. Frantic and desperate for more and more cock, and wearing adorable cute white knee high socks that belie her insatiably slutty character, Angel gives this scene her all, producing a large double facial from both cocks.
The next scene is a nicely set up classic fantasy - two lesbians who want nothing more than for a big strong man to join in and give them some real fun. Naughty lovers Tiffany and Iyesha tease and please the gymfit stud they meet by fondling and licking each other all over, then sharing his cock between them while grinding their pussies into his face. Conveniently, the gym equipment is just the right height to fuck the girls in doggy and missionary, giving excellent views. That’s clearly not quite enough as they all pile onto a sofa to complete the fucking in a more comfortable and vigorous fashion, up the arse.
Ian the landlord’s a lucky man - not only are his tenants all pretty young lasses, but they don’t have quite enough money for the rent. Dear me - whatever could they do? Roxy Rare is one such broke babe, but paying in kind doesn’t peturb her - she gets on her knees and sucks for her life as she begs him to let her off. The beautiful brunette gradually strips off as she sucks, pulling aside her red knickers and fingering her visibly sticky and swollen randy pussy for his viewing pleasure. Soon he’s sliding in and out of her on the sofa, before a series of sensual and enjoyable looking positions with lots of dirty wiggling of her curvaceous rump. When her boyfriend Danny marches in and catches them at it, normally, she’d be in for a slap, but being porn, of course, he’s aroused and wants to join in. I very much enjoy the sight of a girl sucking two cocks at once, not just because she has to stretch her mouth around them, but she can often be seen to surre ptitiously gratuitously rub the cocks together outside of her mouth too, just for fun. Anyway, the scene goes on to include some well lubed anal from Ian, which she looks enjoyably new to, with lots of flinching and gasping as it turns into a fast paced DP and body/facial creaming.
There’s lesbians everywhere in this house, and these two aren’t even putting on a show for the lads! New face Kerry, a frizzy haired skinny blonde who talks like Vicky Pollard, joins Tia and Laura, who after the discussions of the landlord’s sex life, decide to have a threesome with her. The filming of the three masturbating is classic, really nicely done from below, with each girls hand ravishing her own vagina as they moan and gasp together. They then grab a bunch of sex toys and fuck each other in various kinky positions, talking dirty now and then and having very wet looking orgasms, dripping all over the floor. Very exciting indeed, especially when the anal beads are produced, and pulled out as Laura climaxes.
This is another solidly horny offering from a well established studio, and the Britney Spears photo bonus ’scene’ just tops off what will probably have been a splendid few wanks from your end. Kerry, Tia, Roxy Rare. Tiffany, Iyesha, Angel Long, Ian Tate, Tony de Sergio, James, Danny Boy

Angel Long is one of Strictly Broadband’s favourite performers - editor JB says she “looks like a supermodel, behaves like a bloke”. So we’re pleased to add to the website this ‘best of’ DVD, with five of her hottest scenes for Relish.

First up in a scene from Customs & Sexcise, Angel - in shades, a fur-collared jacket and high heels indeed looking like a supermodel - gets stopped by the boys at the customs desk, Tony De Sergio and P.K. They give her a thorough examination, including a ‘taste test’ of her pussy. Playing the part of the slightly confused and bored traveller she manages not to smile - until she finds herself eye-level with two hard cocks. Then her face lights up with that amazing big grin and her eyes sparkle… This is a girl who truly loves giving head, and I don’t think there’s any man who wouldn’t love to have that long pierced tongue circling the top of his dick. She’s great throughout all her scenes, but it’s when she’s sucking cock that she shines the most.
In Rogue Traders, she is a bored housewife, waiting for the milkman to come and give her some ‘creamy goodness’. Once Milky arrives the full sexual possibilities of an Ikea-style kitchen are explored, Angel extending her long legs over the worktops as he pounds her from every angle. She directs the action, telling him what she wants him to do, and stays in role throughout, telling him how she fucked her husband earlier, and that she can smell his wife’s pussy on his cock. This is one of the great things about Angel’s performances - she gets into character, plays along and enjoys it, tongue firmly in cheek (when it isn’t engaged elsewhere).
She’s an art student next, in Lessons In Love, taking a private class with her fellow blonde student. The subject is life drawing and the model is James. Once the teacher is out of the room the girls start to get it on, teasing James, before finally including him in their fun. Angel shows us how good she is with girls too as she eats pussy while getting shagged from behind.
Another of Angel’s skills is dirty talk, and she puts this to use in her scene from ‘To The Manor Porn’, finding the owner of the house and telling him she likes rich men, then riding him, all the time in six-inch thigh-high boots.
Lastly, in my favourite scene, taken from Weapons Of Mass Satisfaction, she faces death by firing squad. Her last request though is the “truncheon meat” of the squaddies set to shoot her, and sergeant Tony De Sergio decides to grant the request. She looks great in just about anything but I particularly like her in this sexy-combat-style gear. This is an outdoor scene but even in bright natural daylight her body is flawless. After some super-hot DP, the squaddies finally line up to shoot - their cum not their guns. She swallows the lot, after first blowing bubbles, putting her fingers in her mouth then letting the spunk drip back off them, and genuinely taking massive delight in playing with it.
This DVD serves as a good best-of Relish, with top-quality camerawork, close-ups, sets and costumes. Angel is what makes it exceptional though.

When stars collide” is the tagline on this high budget production, and that’s what these two Vivid contract girl bombshells, Tera Patrick and Briana Banks, are renowned for. Their star quality shines through, whatever they’re doing, whether it be strutting about on six inch heels in a bikini, or deepthroating a cock, covered in spit. In the USA, pornbabes like this are treated as stars, as idols, and I have to say, it does show in their performances.
Tera and Briana start off the movie with a bit of a tease - they focus on another girl, rather than doing the filthy things to one another… both are naked, and great eyecandy, but that’s as far as it goes. Dillian Lauren is their plaything, tied to a poolside chair, acting as Briana’s sub. Part of me wondered whether she’s made to be the bitch because she has smaller breasts than the other two - perhaps there’s some kind of boob based hierarchy going on here. The two stars ravish her with fingers, tongues and toys - Dillian gets spread wide, tormented and teased, dildoed to within an inch of her life, and remains obedient and pliable throughout the rough handling.
Some hard boy/girl is up next, with blonde Briana stalking round a pool in her bikini for just long enough to have you clawing at an aching erection, wishing she’d get nasty so you can get it off. As she starts sucking her stud’s cock, her heavily made up, pretty eyes gaze up at you from largely POV filming, giving astonishingly vivid glimpses of her utterly irrefutable star quality. Her boobs are perfect for titfucking, and the positions are smooth and professional; there’s just enough rough play to satisfy, but not so much you’ll be wincing - half the slaps are from her hitting her own arse! The anal is great, although the glossy editing means there’s not a trace of lube or preparation, just shoving the massive (seriously, very big) dick straight into a neat little gape and pounding away, with a wide, authentic smile on Briana’s face making the whole thing even hotter.
Tera gets to show what she’s made of in the third scene, which begins with her sunbathing by (yes, you guessed it) a pool, curving herself into all kinds of elegant positions as the camera breathlessly scans every inch of her utterly perfect body. Even when she’s just sunbathing, Tera waves her arse around provocatively. No wonder she gets the shagging of her life when a tattooed biker strides in and sticks his dick in her mouth. I really enjoy Tera’s blowjob technique - she uses plenty of spit, enough to be able to blow bubbles with as the precum and throatlube combine to make a lovely drippy fuckhole of her face. Wonderful views of the guy fingering her vagina in piledrive position, with her perfect, shaven pussylips framing a neat little gape, as his spit rolls inside.
Sultry brunette Vanessa Lane gives us a change of scenery next as she takes on two hung studs by another bloody swimming pool. She may not be as well known as the main stars, but she certainly knows what to do with two cocks at the same time, and she also has tits to die for, with glorious puffy, sticky out nipples, not to mention a perfect figure to go with them. Vanessa provides the sexual acts that we haven’t yet been treated to - the double penetration, the spitroasts, the hard, nasty piledrives and spitroasts and gapes we now expect as standard in any American porno. She also throws some incredible silhouettes against the blue sky, including an amazing upside down acrobatic feat of flexibility that had me rewinding and watching it again!
In the last scene, we finally get what we came for, as Tera and Briana grab each other with lust, against the gorgeous scenery of a country where the sun always shines. Tongues lap, lick and caress as the breasts come out, and the outfits peel off to reveal their perfect little pussies. Briana seems more into the lesbian action than Tera, but Tera has a taste for pussy, and buries her face deep into Briana’s hole as the recipient gasps with pleasure. I love Briana’s bubbly little giggles and smiles - this girl loves her work one hundred percent. A rampant rabbit comes into play on Tera, being quickly and repeatedly transferred from pussy to mouth, then a buttplug and dildo are put to good use at the same time on Briana, who begs and squeals for harder and harder action, along with her trademark self slapping and wonderfully loud orgasms.
This really is an unmissable watch, especially if you’re not keen on the more extreme, rougher end of American porn, and prefer the glossiness of expensive makeup, stars and sets. You don’t get much hotter than Tera and Briana, so sit back and enjoy this very beautiful production from America’s top studio.

Pornomedics is a collection
of hardcore scenes from the
well known soft series on the
UK adult channels… and with
the higher budget production
and a cast of uniformly stunning
established stars and a clear
theme, it really can’t go wrong.
Lynsey Jones and her boyfriend
are shagging in their car, when
oh no! - she grabs the superglue
instead of the lube! Ah well, it
happens to us all, and luckily an
ambulance arrives within seconds
despite not being told a location by the flustered stud.
Fortunately, they just happen to have a liquid handy
to unstick the superglue, and despite all the unarousing
talk of how much it stings, the female paramedic
(Louise Ventura) and her male colleague are beginning
to touch themselves up just below the level of the car
window, unable to resist the sight of the newly freed
naked couple in the car. Still in full gloves and uniform,
Louise crouches to suck his cock, before a beautiful
copulation in various positions on the ambulance
bonnet, made deliciously naughty by him staying
fully overalled throughout, with his cock poking
through the fly. The next poor little injured petal
is Summer Louise, who has hurt her shoulder
lifting weights in the gym. As paramedic Sarah
Micheals cheekily strokes her lycra clad crotch
‘to relax her’, the male paramedic goes in for an
entirely unsolicited snog. Of course, Summer’s
personal trainer then has a pressing problem in
his trousers, which Sarah kindly deals with orally
as she elegantly continues to finger and lick
Summer’s shaved pussy. The action is really nicely
cast, with Sarah’s tiny body looking ravishing as
she slips off her baggy green suit, and Summer’s
tight and toned frame erotically draped over various
fitness machines for some prime dicking. Cathy Barry
and Michelle Thorne are the big names in the next all
girl scene, which takes place in an authentic looking
hospital ward. Cathy is mindblowingly sexy as a nurse,
with her enormous jugs coming out very quickly to
take the patient’s mind off her sore back. You’ll love
the very professional nurse-like way Cathy comments
on the Michelle’s shaven pussy too - very erotic acting
there. It’s incredible to see these top babes in such
explicit group action with Sarah Daykin, Lisa Michaels
and Louise Hodges - 5 very pretty women on the same
bed means you won’t know where to look, as the
gasping, writhing heap exchange tender kisses, deep
tongue in pussy action, and plenty of skilful dildoing.
The next injury is more promising - a factory machine
has trapped Jane Whitehouse’s hand, although she
stays calm as the paramedics easily pull her free.
Hilariously, one of the nurses goes a bit over the
top and gasps, “There’s blood everywhere” -
disappointingly but unsurprisingly, there’s actually
not a drop… it’s just a sprain. Obviously the
ambulance crew need to get her naked (in hospital)
for a sprained wrist, but as nurses Stephanie and Lisa
Trueman slip out of their tight dresses, Jane has an
unmistakable change of heart and goes from wounded
kitten to rampant sex kitten as she eagerly sucks on
Stephanie’s tits. This scene contains dildos, stockings
and plenty of naughty, slickly directed lesbian action.
More hospital based Cathy Barry sex in the last scene
with Jane Whitehouse again, and Sarah Daykin and
Claire Evans playing supporting nurses. The medical
pretence is kept up even longer this time, as they
sort out a sprained ankle with stocking clad licking,
sucking and bouncy strapon fucking. The squeals of
pleasure that issue from the leggy batch of smooth,
tanned flesh occasionally surrender such erection
stiffening lines as, “Oh, my clit’s all throbbing, it’s
tingling to fuck”.It’s that kind of dirty talk that makes
us understand why some of you wish more modern
UK porn was this, well, innocent. There’s no extreme
penetration, no slapping, no spitting, no anal even.
Just very, very erotic sex from some of the most
beautiful looking models the UK has to offer,
performing in well scripted, healthily horny but
nicely normal scenes.

All girl leather fetish slut
fest! Three films in one!
Sex Bondage sees half a
dozen sexy Brit tarts locked
in a dungeon with some
leather kit and a selection
of sex toys, check out the
hot results! Sex Maid doesn’t
bother with stupid stories,
just gets straight to the
action with Brit babes
shagging their brains out,
with loads of nasty pussy
munching, finger fucking
and anal shafting to satisfy girl/girl fans every
where! British Bitches In Leather takes us back
to the dungeon for lots more leather and lots
more kink as some of the hottest British bitches
get nasty for your pleasure. Georgette Neale,
Hayley Russell, Samantha Johnson, Claudia
Casali, Jenna Hill, Zoe Grant, Louise Hodges
(Louise Armani), Nicky Maybanks, Samantha
Jane Homden, Sammy Marshall, Sarah Daniel

25 Years later the devil gets
her due. A re-make of 1972’s
original ground-breaking
adult classic, The New Devil
in Miss Jones is Vivid
Entertainment’s biggest
project to date. Savanna
Samson (Miss Jones) is a
virgin suicide who begs
Jenna Jameson (The Devil)
to grant her just a little
more time on earth before
her descent into hell.
Jenna obliges… but only
if Miss Jones totally and completely surrenders
herself to the sins of the flesh. In the opener,
Vicky Vette is happily molested by three horny
boys on, in and around a dumpster in a skid
row alley. Jenna and Rachel Rotten break off
a wailin’ girl/girl with anal, toys and carpet
munching galore. Then Jenna and Savanna
furiously fuck each other in the most
passionate, animalistic fashion. Following
that is the orgy scene to end all orgy scenes,
it’s wall to wall sex with every fetish
imaginable in play. Then Tony Tedeschi
goes to town on Brooke Alexandre with
his toy and leaves her with a face full of
his frosting. Roxanne Hall and Angelica
Sin DP each other with their toys and
then give Dick Smothers Jr. a scorching
BJ. In the finale, Nick Manning drills
Savanna like she’s the last woman on
the planet, pummeling her butt and
splooging on her face. All super hot
scenes that make up the adult feature
to top all for at least another decade!
Jenna Jameson, Savanna Samson,
Roxanne Hall, Rachel Rotten, Angelica
Sin, Brooke Alexander, Jessica Jaymes,
Vicky Vette