Bark Like A Dog
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And oh god, do these girls make hot little doggies or what? Blonde Cindy Crawford, an absolute stunner, is tied to the wall with a collar and chain, frigging herself furiously before a stud comes along and takes her in hand, totally dominating her. He rams his cock down her throat and handles her roughly, grasping her by the jaw and yanking her hair to get her performing to his liking.
Brunette cutie Melanie Jagger is crouched in a cage on the floor, and when the guy turns his penile attentions to her, Cindy turns completely animalistic, yelping and barking jealously to get at the cock again, which, no matter how much she strains at her leash, is just out of reach. Seriously - I have never seen such uninhibited and sexy wordless acting - it’s really hot. Melanie gives an enthusiastic blowjob through the bars before Cindy gets another turn and is rammed up the arse over the cage while Melanie watches from inside. And just when I thought it couldn’t get any hotter, he chucks a dildo gag on Cindy and uses her face to help DP Melanie. Can we say Hell Yes.
Next is ‘The Box’ - one of the most creative setups I’ve seen in ages. Anna Nova, a slender curly haired blonde, squats inside a clear perspex box, vigorously sucking a double-ender through a hole above her which the camera pans to show us is buried deep in the pussy of Jasmin Lynn. When three men in matching suits and black gloves turn up, they poke their cocks through the holes in the side of the box, and the action hots up as she gets her lips round some real meat. The chains on her collar are stuffed into her wet pussy and wrapped around the base of the cocks as they fuck her through the holes - there’s just oodles of licking and sucking and fucking and chains all mixed in together. Both girls get fucked through and on top of the box with plenty of DP and even a bit of double vaginal too.
After these two wildly creative and amazingly depraved scenes, the theme gets a little less canine in nature - but no less perverted. Leah Stevenson wears a full body wide holed fishnet catsuit which is visually stunning - and two guys fuck her hard and roughly while forcing lipstick onto her face. Beautifully strange and sexy, they smear it onto their cocks and make her suck them - they even paint it onto her arse, systematically circling it around and around until the hole is pink and shiny. Throughout the scene, Leah begs them to “make me pretty”. They spaff into her eye, covering her face in come, her black eyeshadow streaming down her face, false lashes hanging off, before ramming both huge cocks into her mouth at once. “Yeah, now you’re pretty, now you’re pretty, baby”.
Finally, dark haired beauty Autumn Haze is spun around in a sex sling, her head hanging off backwards for the ultimate in face-fucking deepthroat action. Cocks down her gullet, cocks in every hole, the sling swinging this way and that as she’s fucked senseless. Autumn provides the ultimate finale - one guy ejaculates into her arse, at which point the camera zooms in for one of the best creampies I’ve ever seen. She displays extreme anal talent as she squeezes out the spunk from her anus, dripping it out in a glorious white stream with a lovely mini gape. Try this at home, boys and girls, and you’ll soon wonder how they do that without farting - making creampies sexy takes skill, folks!
The lighting, costume, background music, props, scenarios and acting are all first class, and combined with the beautiful, twisted sex concepts, this movie could only have come from the warped mind of genius Jim Powers. It may be pretty much the ultimate movie for female objectification, but you know what? When these porno babes clearly love being in collars and chains, slammed about and used like meat by guys - how can it be wrong when it looks so right?
Spunky Busty Claire
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Escort Sarah McKay, the blonde star of bestselling British amateur movie Spunky Busty Claire, has revealed that ex-Eastenders actor Dean Gaffney “used her as his kinky sex toy”. The actor met her through an adult website on which she was offering her services for £120 an hour - but never even paid her once.
After replying to a mysterious email claiming to be “from the friend of a soap star”, and contacting him on an instant messenger service, sexy Sarah was surprised when her admirer turned out to be the handsome celebrity Dean Gaffney.
“He was talking dirty right from the start. He would talk about how much he loved my breasts and would love to see me strip off. I refused because he wasn’t paying for my services, but that just seemed to encourage him.”
Little Runaway
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Ever wondered what Requiem For A Dream would have been like if it had been a porno? No, nor have I. But I inadvertently found out when I watched new Powersville movie Little Runaway, a full storyline feature starring beautiful Rachel Rotten that had an entertaining look to it, promising naughty sexy punks galore. I got my entertainment alright, and the punk babes were indeed naughty and sexy. No complaints in that department. What left me a little stunned was the non sexual parts of the movie… the dialogue may be funny but some of the events will make your jaw drop.
Rachel plays a beautiful punk teen who runs away from home… because her father is fucking her stepsister. No, wait, it gets worse. She goes to a punk gig… and gets her drink spiked, making her pass out. A punk guy brings her back to his squat, where she meets all his sexy mates who shag each other… until one girl dies from an overdose. They take the dead girl’s body back to her parents… who won’t let them attend the funeral. We find out she was abused by her uncle, who drove her to drugs. Oh, and the authorities are trying to kick them out of their squat, which leads to a big knife and gun fight at the end.
Yeah. Hot.
Oh, the sex? The girls? Sorry, sorry… got distracted. The sex is actually really hot, very fast paced and imaginative, with great punky soundtracks that aren’t intrusive, and brilliant filming and lighting. Each scene’s sex part is only 15 to 20 minutes long, meaning those who watched it more for the plot and the fun won’t have a chance to get bored. (A common complaint with female viewers)
The girls are unanimously gorgeous, especially slim, dark haired covergirl Rachel, who’s a decent actress too, playing convincingly into the rebellious fantasy, hitchhiking, drinking, giggling at boys and looking every inch the very available sexy alternative slut babe.
Small brunette Renee Pornero plays the stepsister, in a good scene which lovers of the older guy/younger girl will appreciate. Next up is slim, natural breasted Sapphire Rae being spitroasted in the squat - wicked lighting and music, great dynamic sex.
Rachel does a scene with big tattooed punk Rob Rotten (yes, that’s her boyfriend - further evidence that beautiful women find ink hot) - and his big, inked body shows off her delicate femininity perfectly, made all the more sexy by the long black laceup boots she’s wearing. She does a lot of anal, which is well filmed in many very visual positions, and still looks like she loves it.
Blonde and pink spiky haired Ashly More gives skilful double head to the two bad guys, turning a potentially bad nonconsensual sex situation into quite a horny sex opportunity. Britney Alexander cheekily fucks her man over the coffin - a very bouncy sex scene with great chemistry and noise.
The scene that’ll really stick in your mind though is the last - Rachel and blue haired Julie Night getting fucked side by side on the stage speakers at an actual punk rock gig, band playing, people dancing, right next to them getting their brains slammed out by the guys. The public aspect is really hot, making all the sex seem even dirtier - Rachel’s boyfriend is eating her out for ages, making eye contact, as she squirms, displaying her privates to the whole crowd. He then bends her up against the wall, back arched, and pulls her hair as he fucks her hard. Gorgeous position and expression on her too. Julie actually fucks her way through a few men, including one in the band - great to see that whole slut thing being properly played out.
Don’t watch it if you hate punk music, but for the rest of us, this is a great fun movie that, despite it’s astoundinly bleak plot elements, will definitely entertain and very much arouse all but the most conservative traditionalists.
Real Girlfriends
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If I had to describe this movie, from new studio Candice Paris, in one sentence, I would say it has the look and feel of your regular dodgy amateur homemade Britporn production, with one crucial difference: the girls are all astonishingly beautiful. Now I know most pornos have pretty attractive specimens of the female species - don’t get me wrong, I’m a red blooded male like the rest of you - and we all like to have a good perv on the girl next door, but this guy’s ‘Real Girlfriends’ (all allegedly his exes) are something else. Stunningly perfect bodies, all under 20 years old, adorable little natural tits, fresh, pretty faces - I couldn’t believe it. Each one of them gets shagged senseless by James himself, filmed on a single camera (not POV) in a home location. The lighting and filming is of a fairly decent level, just enough to give you that naughty, pervy feel, but not the kind of dark, shaky nonsense that has given amateur Britporn a bad name.
The first babe is blonde teen Julia, in her seminal boy/girl scene, and she seems a little nervous but happy to go ahead with it, spread out on his lawn in cute little hotpants and white trainers. Her body is achingly slender and young, her little tits and pink nipples unbearably arousing as he peels off her flimsy top and expertly gets to work on her pussy. The tight little slit is quickly swollen and wet from his oral ministrations, and she moans her pleasure. He seems very much into throughout the movie, always giving them more than they give him, which is a welcome change from the norm. Perhaps this is his trick for getting girls like that to go out with him?
Brunette Gemma Johnson, his ex wife, does a scene with him in lighthearted roleplay as nurse and patient. She seems to enjoy the whole scenario as she provocatively bends over in her tight short dress, stockings and sexy white nurse boots, showing us that she too has a perfect 10 body. When she’s stripped off, James shows off her tasty low hanging inner pussy lips before vigorously fingering her and frigging her clit until she has a loud, shaky orgasm. She takes a good lot of anal in various professional looking positions, and a spunkshot in the face.
Blonde Antonia Deona looks just like the Candice Paris cartoon logo - she’s got big bouncy (silicone) breasts, big blonde bunches, big sexy eyes and a slender, curvy body. She’s simply built to be a pornstar. If she wasn’t, it would be a crime. Especially in her over the top cute outfit composed entirely of skimpy pink and white frills. She puts on a great show with a vibrator before James gets stuck in, wanking herself silly, before he produces a large chocolate bar and fucks her dripping hole with it. Try not to think of the obvious comparisons, as he gets down there to eat it (I almost plucked out my own eyes). Maybe just fast forward to the very hot fast, noisy fuck - he slams into her in doggy and several other splendid positions, and when he stops for a breather, she demands it even harder.
His fiance Lee-Anne, in her first ever porn scene, is the most unusual looking of the girls, a very curly haired total babe, slim with a gorgeous face. She looks almost like a doll, utterly sexy body with hair that just makes you want to grab it and fuck her senseless. Claiming, “I was innocent until I met him”, she starts the sex gently with a nice wank as they both whisper cute sweet nothings to one another, kissing random body parts and gazing into each others’ eyes. It’s certainly the most overtly convincing of all the ‘relationship sex scenes’ we’ve had so far. Apparantly he gives the best fingerfuckings ever, as she’s shaking and glassy eyed from her orgasm, panting how he’s incredible, and often makes her piss (or maybe squirt) from pleasure. Her cute curls (and of course her lovely tits) bounce endearingly as she fucks atop his cock before getting a load down her front.
Crystal Cameron, who isn’t in a relationship with James at the time of the scene, but rather auditioning, is a tall blonde with tight little tits and incredibly sweet small pink nipples, and apparantly she’s never even sucked a cock before but wants to do porn. After a pervily filmed wank, James fucks her, but although she’s beautiful to look at, she’s not massively responsive, although it is obvious it’s pure, unadulterated reality, which makes her orgasm much more intensely sexy to watch than normal ‘porn orgasms’.
There’s two main things that would make me recommend this movie: one is that that whole ‘real couple’ dynamic is rarely seen in porn outside of the actual Real Couples movies, and it’s one I definitely like… James knows how to play these girls’ bodies like the worlds’ most beautiful instruments, and sexually, it shows them off beautifully. The other thing is that the focus is just as much on the girls’ pleasure as the normal porn type acts. Not only is there oodles of luscious pussy licking and stroking, making them writhe and gasp for at least a quarter of each scene, but the camera focuses right in on their faces when they come, showing us how intimate, how tender, how utterly erotic it is to make a girl orgasm. Thoroughly reccomended.
Hug A Hoodie
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If you’re wondering what the hell a “chav” or a “hoodie” are - you probably don’t live in Britain. Portrayed by the media as a generation of working class youngsters with no respect for society, hoodies are often seen loitering on street corners, bored and rebellious, clad in a uniform of hooded tops and baseball caps.
Hooded tops - known as hoodies - have come to be viewed by some as a symbol of social disorder, due to the amount of crime committed by chavs. This led to Conservative leader David Cameron suggesting a campaign to understand the “troubled youngsters”, dubbed ‘Hug A Hoodie’, which inspired Span’s new title. Chav is becoming trendier and the trappings of the ‘underclass’ are now popular in mainstream society, making this the perfect time to feature it in a porn film.
And what a porn film it is! The scenarios are brilliant, inspired by Span’s filthy female mind - rude as fuck, but very, very real. The outfits are superb - taking the sexiest elements of chav fashion and making them a little skimpier, a little naughtier - zip up hooded tops with no bras, cute baseball caps, big gold earrings and short miniskirts. There’s a lot of dialogue at the beginning of each scene, setting up just the right amount of plot - and it’s mostly really well acted and bound to make you smile.
The fantasy of chav babes as sexually available sluts is a common one, and Hug A Hoodie plays on it strongly. These girls like sex, they like men, they like attention, and the way they act, it’s very easy to imagine they’ll like you too. Young blonde Karlie Simon and Carmel chat about older men, and how Carmel “wants to ‘ave a go on em”. When two blokes from the council turn up to measure the house, she’s in like Flynn - the sexual predatory nature of this babe is a huge turnon. After loads of licking, fingering and sucking, with the girls taking charge, they’re each being hammered and spitroasted over the sofa - really looking like they’re loving it.
Beautiful indian Sahara plays a posh lawyer who endearingly allows the tracksuit clad, streetwise young black dude next door to seduce her. This is seriously cute - she’s in control, she “likes bad boys” and she wants a licking. Toying with the strings of his hooded top, unzipping him and groping his firm young body with thorough pleasure, her clear sexual desire is unbearably arousing. Her small slender body looks stunning next to his fit black one, and he’s very skilled at giving her exactly what she wants. She even demands he pass her a vibrator out of the bedside drawer, so she can fuck her pussy as he fucks her arse, and make herself come. With a prolonged, genuine looking orgasm from her that will blow your mind, it’s one fucking hot scene.
Leah Caprice and her blonde friend Antonia Deona have a double fuck with two blokes who can’t believe how lucky they’ve got - the thing that makes this scene hot is the synchronised fucking with the two pairs of blondes sucking and mounting the cocks in the same positions at the same time, and fucking side by side. Antonia actually makes the most stunning chav bird out of the whole film - she’s a fantastic fuck, a total porno wankfantasy.
The scene with Isabel Ice taking on a mouthy gang of hooded yobs is brilliant. They recognise her as a pornstar, ‘give it all that’ and she turns on them and takes them up on it. Of course, half run away but she still scores three fit guys - two white and one black. One or two of these seem to be nervous first timers and don’t make the cumshots, but between them all, there’s still a lot of hard cock for her to suck and ride, and they’re all eager to take their turns. Plenty of naughty girl on boy rimming from this dirty bitch too, cock faceslapping, and more of her usual depraved sexual turnons - it’s clear who was truly directing the sex that day!
Our favourite pervy sket Crystal Lei and her mate Emma B play the sluttiest blondes on the estate, attempting and failing to drag a guy back to their council flat for sex, and settling for experimentally “Lezzing It Up” (genius scene title!) instead. Before the sex even begins, Crystal’s demonstrated her incredible deepthroating skills on a dildo and given an instructive talk on fisting. Now I’d have loved to see this scene in all it’s uncut glory - there was clearly foot in pussy action going on, and Crystal’s not a force to be trifled with - she likes it intense and nasty. The bits we do see, though, are splendidly chav themed and very sexy, with some especially well filmed tonguefucking and great pussy penetration with a wine bottle for Crystal.
One last thing - you can’t afford to miss ‘The Making Of” bonus scene - it’s one of the most informative and well made British behind the scenes features we’ve seen… watch and learn, laugh and gasp as you see some of the things that really happen on a porn shoot!
Maximum Perversion
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Don’t let the mis-title put you off though. While this might not give the more twisted among you the pervy kicks you’re looking for, for the rest of us it’s good straightforward hardcore.
Each scene is loosely themed and the guys get into the swing of this, while the girls have a slightly bemused “can’t he just get on with fucking me?” look now and then. Particularly in ‘Handcuffs’ (which actually features a blindfold and a chain rather than cuffs), Tanya seems a bit dazed and confused by Jay Jay’s more-than-half-decent portrayal of a bloke called home by his missus in the middle of the day for some unexpected kinky nookie. He tells her how they should do this more often, how horny she makes him and all sorts, even at one point saying “I love you”. Meanwhile she’s looking rather nonplussed and not impressed about the blindfold.
In Jay Jay’s other scene he’s better matched (the fact he’s in two scenes here makes this film a winner for me, I could gaze at his muscles and hard dick for hours), with blonde bombshell Natalie Heck. She meets him in a bar, and they decide to make the most of the pool table. We’ve all imagined it on a pool table haven’t we… Here we get to watch Jay Jay lick Natalie’s long slit as she lies back on the gauze relishing every moment. He doesn’t bother to pull her g-string off and instead just holds it to one side as he fucks her with his Calvins round his knees. They move from the pool table to a chair where Natalie rides the full length of Jay’s perfect dick. There’s more than cock for her in this scene though, with the pool cue being put to a different use to normal. I’m guessing we’ve all imagined that too… However the censors must have decided it’s staying in our imagination, as the camera shot doesn’t quite show the action. It’s a surprise to find yourself having to use imagination while watching porn. Natalie licks the cue clean afterwards, then kneels to take Jay Jay’s load in her face.
Tony James is the photographer and Pascal the male model in Norma’s scene, where she plays a young first-time model. Before she turns up the guys discuss how they’re going to try to both fuck her. After taking a few pics of Norma and Pascal Tony presents her with his cock, which she has down her throat in an instant. While Pascal licks her out, she allows Tony to fuck her face hard. Spit-roasting seems to be her speciality as the boys take turns in her pussy and mouth. While she rides Pascal, Tony decides to take advantage of her tight little arsehole, working his cock in just an inch from Pascal’s. Once Norma’s taken as much DP as she can stand they go back to the spit-roast favourite, before spunking over her face, making her blue eyes sparkle.
I usually find girl-girl scenes boring but Michelle Thorne and Laura Michaels kept me watching in the last scene, ‘First Time Lesbians’. Blonde Laura is being given a session in the gym by personal trainer brunette Michelle. When Michelle pulls Laura’s top up, exposing her big round breasts, Laura seems satisfied with the explanation of “it helps me to see your muscles working more clearly”. Once Michelle starts sucking her nipples, Laura stops asking questions. The girls so a kind of nipple-licking 69, angling their bodies so they each have a nipple in their mouths while the other two are pressed together. Michelle has long tanned slender limbs and short natural nails, refreshing as a slightly different look to the porn norm. They use toys on each other, but my favourite moment was Laura rubbing one nipple against Michelle’s clit. It’s great to see two girls actually into each other and using their bodies together creatively, rather than relying on the toys.
Housewives Fantasies
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Housewives Fantasies 5 pushes the boundaries of Britporn further than most other Ben Dover movies I’ve seen so far. To put it bluntly, it’s quite American in style - this time he’s playing rough. Plenty of spitting, choking, slamming it in hard and making ‘em gag. Fantastic stuff for pervs like me who are into that kind of thing, and have long desired to see the marriage of classic Brit style stuff with action that’s that little bit harder and nastier.
On the other hand, I’m used to seeing Mr Dover dripping with adoring, gentle lust over his female fuckthings - admiring their every inch, oohing and aahing over each body part that they coyly reveal. Watching him bitchslap a “fucking whore cunthole” around and hold her mouth open to spit into was, frankly, quite hilarious. I like it!
The first woman, Vicky, has been in a sex documentary (so she’s “as seen on TV” then) and makes no bones about the fact that she’s very, very horny, and up for anything. She’s got a gobby, dirty mouth on her, long black hair and massive knockers. It’s like jumping in a time machine and experiencing Donna Marie in 15 years - especially as Vicky’s a right feisty bitch, enjoying the knickers stuffed in her pussy, being strangled, and spitting right back at the guys when they spit on her.
Blonde Celeste is a nervous first timer, pacing around the room and acting shy. In vignette of comic genius, Ben orders Pascal to “be very nice and romantic” to her, but within 15 seconds, Pascal’s all, “Yeah, open that fuckin mouth, bitch”. Oh Pascal, that wasn’t very romantic! When Celeste reveals her totally natural hairy pussy, Ben is obsessed, running his fingers through the hair and emitting his trademark moans every time her crotch is displayed. There’s some great shagging with her on top, Pascal’s arms wrapped tightly around her, and she has a very genuine, very sensual orgasm.
At the end of most of the scenes, all the guys wank off into the woman’s face, but Celeste’s is especially hot, because the three cumshots come one after the other but remain on and around her face, kind of making a cock picture frame for her pretty, spunk covered visage.
Sue is a slightly older, heavyset lady with short brown hair who’s been set up with Ben by her husband as a surprise. She’s more appreciative than you’d expect most wives to be, but then who knew how dirty some of these suburban sluts could get? Sue is a noisy and appreciative fuck, and has massive great pointy nipples and another gloriously hairy bush on her. With so many guys surrounding her, the shoot’s almost bukkake like. Surreally, at one point she suddenly had a glass in her hand and my smutty mind immediately thought “OMG PISS” - but (thankfully?) it was just her husband handing her white wine to celebrate her being gangbanged by a bunch of stunt cocks.
Classy Euro beauty Sylvia, fully prepared and clad in her best lingerie, is more seasoned than the rest - she’s performed before and is very much aware of her own attractiveness, making her stand out (for better or for worse, depending on your tastes) from the rest of Ben’s housewife amateurs. It’s just her boyfriend fucking her (unusual for a Ben Dover movie, but clearly he couldn’t resist filming it) so it’s more like a regular porn scene than the others too - but despite that, and the very refined erotic ’show’ it’s still an arousing fuck.
Finally comes a lady who lives up to the title - slim brunette housewife Josie who has a hardcore fantasy of fucking the man himself - Ben Dover. She’s dripping wet, sliding her long pussy lips up and down his cock, moaning and feeling up her own and his body. Soon Tony and Pascal arrive to lend a hand (and of course, a knob or two) giving her a chance to keep her mouth and hands busy while pleasuring Ben down below. It’s so rare for Ben to actually fuck one of the girls himself, but with Josie he slides his cock deep inside her, filming it POV style, as she moans and yelps her appreciation of having her “famous man fucking me” fantasy fulfilled.
All in all, I’d give this full marks if you’re not afraid of real bodies, mature women, and thoroughly hairy pussies - and if you like your shagging a bit rougher and harder than the bog standard British gonzo style. Great stuff.
Cleopatra
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The film opens with Julia Taylor’s sultry Cleopatra waiting in her bedchamber for Ceasar to come, see and conquer her, although not necessarily in that order. When Jules does show up, his noble image is rather blown by the fact his outfit is about two sizes too big, but that doesn’t matter because he doesn’t keep it on very long. The opening scene is pretty short, sweet and straightforward, but it’s well worth watching because of the gorgeous yellow lighting that makes the pair look like statues as Ceasar buries his cock in Cleo’s perfectly formed pussy.
The following scene sees Sandra Russo’s high priestess spying on her boss as she makes the beast with two backs with Ceasar, before getting buttonholed by Centurion Octavius (remember the name, we’ll be seeing him quite a lot) for a bit of scheming and plotting. As these things do, this soon leads to her being stripped down to her boots with a mouthful of Roman cock. Russo has a stunning body and gorgeous tits, so it’s a pleasure to watch her having every hole filled in turn by a hard cock.
Okay, this is where it starts getting confusing. Taylor and Russo look pretty similar to start with, and are dressed more or less identically, and are joined here by lookalike slaves Jessica May and Lucky in a scene optimistically entitled Roman Orgy. Still, it’s a great little scene as Cleo commands one of her slaves to lick her pussy, then bids Ceasar fuck her other slave, which he wastes no time in doing. The best bit is when Octavius turns up again, lifts Jessica May’s dress and tongues her pussy as she pleasures her queen.
The next scene sees Octavius back in Rome (he must be getting pretty tired with all that running around and shagging) telling Ceasar’s wife, played by Rita Faltoyano, that Ceasar wasn’t coming back. Figuring while the Emperor’s away she might as well have some fun, Ms Caesar soon has Octavius’ cock in her mouth, against the objections of one of her slaves. The slave in question sticks around to spy on the action, and inevitably the Empress is soon being fucked from both ends.
From this point onwards, things go a bit weird. Suddenly we’re not in ancient Egypt any more, but in 2003 in some weird narrative twist about cloning Cleopatra. But hey, this is porno; you didn’t expect a sensible story did you? Anyway, we soon end up with two of the scientists sitting about bored, and inevitably they soon end up tearing each other’s clothes off. Bobbi Eden’s alabaster skin looks stunning in scarlet lingerie, as she impales herself on her stud’s prick.
After a surprising amount more convoluted plot, we get the final scene. Investigating a lost tomb in the Egyptian desert, Bobbi Eden and her beau get nabbed by the Egyptian police, so to ‘distract’ the policeman she gives him the blowjob of a lifetime.
Cleopatra possibly isn’t the most adventurous or experimental of films, but what it does provide is believable characters, a selection of stars who look stunning while being fucked, and some amazingly sumptuous locations for them to fuck in. And hey, there’s some story thrown in, even if it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. Ave Ceasar!
Pornutopia 2
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The girls are universally stunning. First up is petite Julie, a tiny Latino with a super-flexible body and just a flash of cute braces behind those full pouty lips. Pool boy Olivier Sanchez sees her playing with herself and can’t resist her come-hither stares. Soon she’s sucking him off, with great deep-throating captured by up-close camera angles. Olivier easily lifts her to impale her on his cock, bouncing her up and down before leaning her back into a reverse wheelbarrow. It would be tempting to start viewing it as athletics rather than porn, if it weren’t for the sight of Julie’s pussy lips stretching into an air-tight seal around Olivier’s dick. Things get dirtier as the passion hots up, with penetration as deep as you can get, at one point Olivier holding Julie’s pussy open with his thumbs while ramming his cock up her arse.
I was looking forward to the next scene, with Libellue, as in the few films of hers I’ve seen she’s taken huge dicks up every hole at the same time and in some cases two-in-one. I love girls being this cock-hungry so was anticipating more of the same. The scene was actually quite tame though – we’re teased with three studs, but only two get in on the action. Libellue looks gorgeous, in white shirt and khaki shorts with a large string of pearls round her neck. She uses these to encircle one stud’s shaft for a novel spin on wanking, and is so pleased with herself she smiles – something we don’t often see her do, and which lights up the screen. She then takes turns on their dicks, the camera looking right up her gaping pussy as they pull out of her. It’s a good scene, but I was disappointed they didn’t get to fuck her both at once.
Katy Caro gets aggressive with her stud, slapping his face as she rides on top of him. Every inch of her is beautiful, from her big blue eyes to her totally shaved smooth pussy. The couple are joined by the lighting man, with Katy wasting no time in getting her mouth round his dick. She’s cock-hungry like she hasn’t had a shag in years, making sure she’s got one in her mouth at all times while the other is up one of her other two holes. She demands “my pussy, then my arse, then my pussy”, and her stud is happy to oblige.
There’s more of a fantasy element to the next scene. Prim-looking brunette Elle Brook proves she’s any thing but, telling us how she likes to piss standing over the toilet bowl in public loos, imagining there’s a man in the next cubicle wanking over the sound of her stream hitting the water. Next in her fantasy is that the man fucks her on a floor strewn with his wank magazines, and you guessed it, we get to see this happen. We’re treated to slow right in-right out penetration shots interspersed with moments of rapid pounding. She takes his cock right down to the balls, all the while rubbing her clit furiously, until finally he cums onto her bush, soaking it with his spunk.
Alicia Rhodes and Jada Fires provide a beautiful contrast in skin tones in the next scene, in sunlit ruins. Monica Sweetheart closes the film with Jazz Duro, in a scene with the best intense close-up anal I’ve seen for a while. Jazz really savours that arse, preparing it first with a large glass dildo. Then he takes his time in pushing his cock slowly in and out, directing gobs of lubricating spit right into her gaping hole when he pulls out.
An extra is the bonus scene with Ellen Saint and Jennifer, joined by two studs by a villa pool. The scene starts off pretty standard, with the girls riding the studs, doing the synchronised-moans thing where it seems they’re partly trying to ignore each other and partly trying to compete for the best camera shots. Once things hot up however this turns into a great scene, with the action not following usual patterns: licking, fingering, DP, anal, ball-sucking, it all happens in a totally random order. Finally there’s a synchronised cumshot as both studs shoot at once into the girls’ open mouths.
Rubber Me
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Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence looks great in a dental gag and a black, shiny latex dress. The setting is a pure white medical room with all the delightfully sexy props you’d expect, and the filming complements this with an icy blue tinted white balance, which looks perfect. The most erotic moment for me was the few strokes of his hard dick in and out of her forced open mouth through the gag, but it’s soon off, and she’s sucking and fucking with all the expected vigour.
Another thing you’ll notice about this movie is that the studs are all dressed up too. They wear rubber, look damn sexy, and even have makeup on in some scenes - either sexy, manly fetishy makeup or extreme weird facepaint. This is very, very cool.
Regular readers will know I have a cage/blowjob fetish, which Dreamlight kindly indulge in many of their films. Diana Gold, a hardbodied blonde bombshell with a distinctively slutty face and a huge rack, teases and pleases a tattooed stud through the bars of a cage. A mini drilldo gun comes into play (very hot!) but his cock proves far more satisfying, and she’s pounded in her dripping, swollen slit before he spaffs all over her big tits.
Mmm, group sex in rubber. This scene is the kinkiest of the lot because of the implied powerplay between brunette Kate Jones and her little blonde bitch Sandra Sanchez. The stud’s wrapped round her little finger too. It’s all lit in a subtle red light, making it pretty seedy, and all the naughtier. The girls spread their legs wide on pegs dotted about the wall, making for some very exotic sex positions when the guy fucks them.
I recognised the incredible latex catsuits worn by Demi Moore and Jaimee Lee Summers in the last two scenes as being from Libidex, one of my favourite fetish clothing outlets. The girls have perfect arses and long legs - bodies that look perfect in rubber. With every inch covered in shiny latex, it’s a delicious tease as the rubber is slowly peeled off to reveal gleaming, sweaty flesh, making you want to lick the sex taste off their skins. All the catsuits have convenient zips in the crotch, meaning you can enjoy the full visual effect of the latex alongside the hardcore views and penetration of pussy and arse. I also really loved the amazing dildo pillow in the lesbian scene, which made for some visually exciting, highly original red hot sex between the two girls.
It’s not often that pornography is this artistically filmed and edited and yet enticingly hardcore. Even if you’re not of a kinky bent, I can reccomend this movie wholeheartedly, as it’s sexy and pervy enough to appeal to a huge range of porn fans, especially those who want to see some new faces.
British Gang Bangs 2
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Bukkake Man’s latest gang bang and bukkake offerings are proving enormously popular for their splendid selection of 100% authentic amateur British action. Not just amateur meaning the girls haven’t done many movies. This is amateur as in “Jesus Christ that’s amateur” - blurred out faces from the anonymous wanking sperm donors, audible instructions from the director, stark lighting in living rooms, and shaky camera work. But of course, a lot of you like that kind of thing, right?
I’m not ashamed to admit, I am not a huge fan of this kind of seedy, raw looking movie (I haven’t actually met anyone in real life who is - do let me know if you are, I won’t mock you. No, really.) I do have a kind of morbid curiosity, though, that leads me to watch them every now and again to see if I can figure out how the hell anyone could seriously masturbate themselves to orgasm over this material. What the hell, I’m feeling masochistic today.
The first scene, however, blew all my preconceptions out of the water, because it features a blonde so naturally appealing and sexy that my jaw literally dropped. I’m serious - this chick looks like Angel Long version 2.0 - a leggy 6 foot girl next door type, with a winning smile and an upfront horny attitude. Apparantly she has a “gangbang fantasy” - she wants to get fucked by lots of men at once. Love, you didn’t need to come to Bukkake Man for that, I’m sure any random selection of 6 men you’d meet would be up for that. I can’t imagine any of them saying no.
Anyway, lucky Tinkerbell (yes, I know - what the fuck?) closes her eyes while 6 men sidle into the room, all with amazingly hard cocks. If you don’t mind me going off on a tangent again, how did they do that? Did they all just wank in a room together beforehand, avoiding each others’ gazes? Anyway, after some very enthusiastic sucking with a dick in each hand, Tinkerbell’s soon splayed out on her back, legs spread, on her front in doggy, on her side - basically, in nonstop cock heaven. It’s all very hot.
But you didn’t watch this movie to see hot girls, did you? You watched it to see ‘real women’ - like Rochelle. This bottle blonde is an ordinary looking housewife who’s clearly got a greedy appetite for sex, and a respectable Ann Summers type lingerie collection too, which she gets all dolled up in. Hot body for a milf - good fleshy arse on her, which is visually great when the guys grab it while fucking her.
Next up are two tarty chav types, Becky and Crystal - rough and ready, gobby as fuck and ready to get slammed in the dirtiest possible ways. The sex is crazy and varied, with lashings of DP and anal, and lots of squealing and laughing between the two of them. They’re either really enjoying their encounter with these hairy guys, or it’s the bleakest thing they’ve ever done, and they’re helping one another through the experience before going home to cry.
Cindy James is in her early 30s, looks like a nice lady, with a decent body on her and lovely tits. She does a fairly decent job of trying to get a limp guy hard (there’s always one Mister Floppy in this kind of movie, isn’t there) - kneading his balls and gazing up into his eyes while she sucks.
I’m not surprised this guy can’t get hard though. The director may be female, but she’s no Anna Span. The guys all lined up, she doesn’t even try to whisper when squawking “Move on to the next one, please.” It’s like some kind of factory production line - treating the row of cocks like chickens to be plucked. Tinny music plays in the background, perhaps attempting to relax the men, adding to the whole amateur ‘charm’. All in all I think this film would be hot for fans of very, very amateur bukkake and lots of cocks, if you’re prepared to sacrifice one wanking hand to liberal use of the fast forward button.
