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Daddys Little Princess 2

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In “Daddy’s Little Princess #2“, we’re treated to a selection of spoilt young girls being made to understand what it is to be responsible adults. This is accomplished by administering a long, hard, thoroughly character-building fuck session to each of them.

First up is a scene with precocious pornstar Sasha Grey, who is being further tutored in the way of cock by Christoph Clarke. Wierdly, however, they’re both wearing novelty pig noses. I’m not sure what to make of this, really. I don’t’ know whether Sasha is trying to make some kind of intellectual Brechtian/Surrealist statement here - this newfangled conceptual porn is all a bit too highbrow for me. Luckily, the pig noses get dislodged pretty quickly due to all the rough blowjobs and pussy eating, and Christoph gets down to the serious business of fucking the shit out of young Sasha

Both of these performers are known for their intense and aggressive approaches, so they’re well matched here. Sasha is well able to take Christoph’s deranged euro-decadence style, and enthusiastically spurs him on by talking dirty throughout. She’s very creative – at one point she comes out with the classic line “Fucking spread my ass and keep it open like 7-11!”.

Personally, I would prefer if she would shut up occasionally – Christoph actually holds his hand over her mouth at one point, which made me laugh. That said, there’s no getting away from the fact that Sasha Grey is a very pretty and very dirty girl, and no amount of shouting or bizarre costume choices can really take away from that. Hot.

Next up, we have the delightful Carmel Moore – she’s the latest British girl to travel to America to work the LA porn scene, and it’s easy to see why. She’s really gorgeous, and cheeky too – she comes back with some great sarcastic responses to the usual slightly dumb American line of porn interviewing. Of course, that’s not what she’s here for, and her other talents soon become apparent. She starts off with a very sexy blowjob, followed by a great fuck scene. It’s always nice to see the UK represented.

In the next scene, the very forthright Stacee Morgan introduces herself, and says “you might as well whip your dick out now”. Thanks for that, Stacee, I wouldn’t have been able to figure that out by myself. She’s pretty confident for someone who’s doing their first porn shoot – all in all she puts in a pretty solid performance.

Holly Moon, on the other hand, is literally smoking– she does her solo segment with a lit fag. This smouldering blonde has stunning good looks, and she’s just the right balance between sophisticated and sleazy. Definitely a newcomer to watch.

In the last scene, Kayla Synz and Kayla Paige get to work on each other, and Dick Delaware (that’s a good name, boy – it’s a real pornstar name). Everybody’s clearly having a good time, and these three give is non-stop threeway action from the word go. This scene has a kind of retro feel to it, which somehow harks back to the old days of porn, when everything was less complicated. After Dick unloads on these nice girls, the director ends the proceedings with the immortal line “Say goodbye to the nice perverts!”. Excellent.

Daddys Little Princess

Reel Old Timers

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If you ever wondered how they liked to get it on back in the day then checking in for this first part of the ‘Reel Old-Timers’ series from Gentlemen’s Video is a must. These randy folks get naughtier than you could imagine over the course of five short films that would make Great Grandmama blush!

The first blast from the past is ‘The Shrew’ which opens with a dark haired madam browsing through a smutty magazine when a leggy blonde joins her for a peek at the pervy publication. I kind of got distracted from the sensual female stroking for a minute by the size of the dark haired girls nose, it’s magnificently Gonzo-like and adds no end of entertainment value to the scene. Hold on a minute though, it transpires that our big-hootered babe is actually a cross dressing guy who proceeds to get his cock sucked by the lusty blonde before ending up in a 69 oral feast. Outrageous behaviour for the day!

‘Broken Hearted - She Is Out To Get Even’ is the tale of a scorned lover who’s on a revenge tip after catching her hubby cheating. After flirting with a group of guys in the pub one lucky fella is escorted upstairs so she can have her vengeful way with him. They both know they’re gonna get some and our man wastes no time in fondling her privates as they slump down on a chair and passionately kiss. She’s soon naked and laying on her back sucking his cock, which is disappointedly soft given his initial enthusiasm. He’s soon up to the job though and rides her missionary and doggy before he unloads a rather impressive amount of cum. The film ends with the caption, ‘The boy is out of Peter. I am out of film. So we will have to say - The End.’ Awesome stuff.

‘Escort Agency’ features a bespectacled, short haired, secretarial lass exchanging oral with a guy who’s just come in for a fix of filth. The action takes place first in the office, then in a bedroom and features the most close up action so far, a good eyeful of vintage fucking! This nymph sucks and fucks him then licks the cum from his wang then sits back at her desk, shakes hands with the guy before he leaves, job done!

‘3 For A Fuck’ is next and opens up with two lusty ladies getting busy with each others bushy bits with fingers and tongues when a randy stud joins them and receives a good old cocksucking, he even gets a bit bit of a rimming at one point, such filth for the times!

The untitled fifth and final film shows a bored housewife going about her chores when the fruit and veg guy comes round, the pairs libidos get the better of them and wham, they get down and dirty. Apologies for pointing out comedy features a second time but the guys eyebrows are almost as worth a look as the sex in this one, be sure to check them out.

If you’re enticed to see how our forefuckers got their kicks there’s no better place to start than ‘Reel Old-Timers’, a fascinating glimpse at porno history. The fact that these are actual planned dirty movies with little themes and everything is so much cooler than if they we’re simply found home tapes, which I initially assumed they would be. There’s zero sound from the performers given the technology of the day but someone has come along and spiced up things by adding a string laden smoochy soundtrack which fits quite nicely. ‘Reel Old-timers’ has certainly wet my appetite for more vintage smut and is a must view for any serious fan of erotic entertainment. Now, I hope I don’t find out it’s been faked…

Reel Old Timers

Titney Spheres

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This may be a very rare example of a porn parody which is actually *better* than the thing it parodies. Britney Spears, is, basically, someone who has very little musical talent, but who exploits the fact that we’d all like to shag her to make her living. (Actually, that sounds like about 98% of all porn stars to me…)

Anyway, this film has been around for a while in a different, softcore made-for-TV edition, but the full, no-holes barred hardcore version is now, thankfully, available here.

What makes this filmwork so well is that they’ve carefully studied all the things that make Britney sexy - the grown up school uniform, the dancing, the cute, yet innocent look - and re-purposed it for porn. And so we have the story of the very familar-seeming pop starlet Titney Spheres (Michelle Thorne), who sets out to make it to the top of the music industry by talent alone.

Well, she has many talents, not all of them musical, so technically she does do that. We see her using her ample skills on managers, producers, DJs, VJs, random girls in limos… really she’s quite a talented girl, although maybe not so much on the musical side. She even gets married to a sleazy guy in the last scene. Almost completely paralleling the life of Ms. Spears, but with none of the manufactured tease. 

Overall, this is a great movie, although it perhaps relies a little too much on girl/girl. Depending on your preference, though, this may be a good or bad thing – the girl/girl scenes really are top notch, and contain plenty of set up dialogue – she’s not just licking that muff for fun you know. Oh no, she’s only doing it because it’s important to her career, to make sure she gets her record played on the radio, or NTV, or even to secure the services of a publishing company. Innocent little Titney quickly rises to the occasion, and makes a very good little pussy slut.

Of course, it’s not all girl on girl – the first and last scenes are full-on boy/girl scenes where Titney gets it in the ass, pussy and mouth, just as we expect of all our upstanding porn stars – as she doesn’t disappoint.

In the end, Michelle Thorne’s portrayal comes across as two parts Britney, one part Jordan, especially with her bit tits and slightly surprised facial expression – but this is by no means a bad thing. Apparently, she also wrote and directed the whole thing, so this really is Michelle’s movie.  It’s also nice to see a UK studio turning out such quality product. And you’ve got to love the busty Michelle Thorne – she was even on the X-Factor a while back. 

Fans of pop music will love this, if you’re fed up with the music industry marketing sex but always failing to deliver the goods - this movie does exactly what you expect. We get to see Miss Spheres getting it in the ass, pussy and mouth, as well as a lot of very hot girl on girl action. For a change, this is one very satisfied music fan.

Titney Spheres

Down The Dirty Track

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This Adult Channel XXX film dates from 2003, which while not ancient in porn terms, still gives it a dated look. As the theme is quaint village life however, the slight datedness actually makes it more entertaining. Also we get to see some of the stars of today as they were when they first started in porn - such as a fresh-faced Donna Marie and a very slender Demetri. The action includes anal and DP and there are unusual sights such as a very plump girl and a full natural untrimmed pussy bush. All in all this film was a pleasant surprise from what I expected from the box cover.

There are six scenes, including ‘Summer Fete’, ‘Can Buy Me Love’ and ‘Dose of Dairy’. Characters include staple village stereotypes such as the pub landlord, village gay, horny rich housewife, and ageing rock star. Each scene is just under 15 minutes, keeping the pace fast.

The first, ‘100 Per Cent British Beef’, sees the village pub The Polished Cock employ a busty new barmaid (I’ve seen plenty of tits and pussy in this pub before - as it’s actually The Halfway House in High Wycombe, a strip pub I danced at until it shut around two years ago). This time the nude female body is provided by blonde Summer, and stud services by Lee Henshaw, playing the village butcher. After being challenged “how well can you handle your meat?”, and plenty of kissing and fondling, he bends Summer over the pool table and does her first in the pussy then the arse. He shoots copiously (definitely not the first man to want to do so in that venue).

Stand-out scenes are ‘Dose of Dairy’, ‘Farmyard Practice’ and ‘Signed Sealed Delivered’. In the latter, ageing rock star Bryan Van Savage, played by Ian Tate, is stalked by mad fans Kat Varga and Donna Marie, who break into his house. They drug him and he wakes tied-up, Donna Marie telling him off for not responding to the fan-mail they sent. They proceed to tease him into a frenzy before presenting themselves to get fucked. Donna Marie shows she knew her tastes from the start of her porn career as she demands to be shagged up the arse.

In ‘Farmyard Practice’ a sick cow causes retired vet Mark Sloan to visit one of the farms. The farmer has left his attractive blonde daughter Caitlin to show the vet the problem. He’s invited by Caitlin and her friend Bonnie Hart on a picnic to say thank you. The performers play it very tongue-in-cheek posh, with the girls cheeky and slightly clumsy, which actually has a very horny effect compared to slick porn perfection. They both look like pretty wholesome country girls, not porn stars, particularly Caitlin, who is plumper than most but oozing total sexuality thanks to that. Her tits are amazing. I’m surprised at quite how refreshing I found it to see a different body type to normal. Mark gets to lay back and enjoy it as the girls ride him in the sunshine, laughing with each other and finally kneeling together for their facefulls of cum.

‘Dose of Dairy’ sees bored rich housewife Mrs Johnson, played by Georgina Smith, seduce the new milkman, Demetri, one his first day on the job. She’s been busy already with the butcher, Lee, who’s still in the house and joins in the action. The guys take turns to part her hairy pussy lips for their big cocks, before spit-roasting then DPing her. It’s no surprise these guys are still around now - they know how to fuck, upping the pace with Georgina’s panting and shooting only several seconds apart over her upturned face and tits.

Elsewhere, in ‘Can Buy Me Love’ lottery millionairess Angie George helps student hairdresser Vicky clear some of her debts by paying her for sex. There’s nothing ground breaking about this girl-girl but both the women are beautiful and take their time pleasuring each other, and it’s hardly a chore to watch. And in ‘Summer Fete’, young Tony De Sergio is the Lord’s heir seduced by the local beauty queen April.

This is like an early Relish film - hot British stars, in comedy British situations.

Down The Dirty Track

Asscapades

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You just know that Asscapades is going to be great. Top stars (among them Dora Venter and Lara Stevens), super-well-hung studs (including Tristan Segal and Danny Boy), and the promise of lots of hard anal, all wrapped up by Relish films into over two hours of hot viewing.

Director Hazza B Gunne comes up with the idea of a porn challenge reality TV show, Asscapades, and sends Dick Bush out onto the streets of London with a suitcase full of cash, some porn stars and five challenges. Among them are “Get fucked by a hot estate agent while she is showing you round a property”, “Find a university and persuade a gorgeous student to get her holes filled”, and “Break into a house and fuck in the living room while the occupants sleep upstairs”, all with the incentive for participants of a wedge of cash.

One of the best scenes features Isabel Ice as the horny estate agent. Dick and Tristan allow her to show them the whole house before propositioning her in the master bedroom. Isabel strips off to reveal killer curves, and glorious contrasts between her prim-and-proper short hair and full public bush, and her tattoed and pierced body. She does great deep throat, not gagging even once as she swallows Tristan’s long cock. Tristan is in three of the scenes on this film, and is fast becoming one of my favourite studs to watch, thanks to his mesmerising fast hip-thrust action. He puts this to use fucking Isabel hard in the pussy, before changing the pace and swapping to her arse, where the camera shows in close-up detail him slowly penetrating her.

Dark-haired beauty Lara Stevens also gets the Tristan treatment on a night-time Asscapade challenge. They don black clothes and balaclavas to slip through an open window into a dark lounge, and get down to business with only a single torch throwing light on the strategic parts. They are interrupted with a burst of light as Keni Styles, the house’s angry resident, appears naked demanding to know what’s going on. He’s persuaded by the offer of cash plus Lara’s stunning natural tits to join in the action. There’s a short session of DP but Keni doesn’t seem that into the scene, and the best bit is watching Lara riding Tristan like a Gothic goddess on the sofa.

Dora Venter is the queen of anal and DP so it’s no surpise to find her in this film. Her place is threatened by a member of the public however, as Dick, Danny Boy and Tristan stand outside a London university with a megaphone, offering female students money to sleep with the guys on camera. It’s Dora they take back to their hotel room, where she shows off the perfect body and cock-hungry eyes which have made her one of porn’s top stars. This is a classic hard threesome, with spit-roasting and swapping between every orifice.

Wayne Scott-Fox puts on the most convincing act of the film, as the team stop him in the street and ask him whether he finds porn star Diana Gold, who is with them, sexy. When he says he does they offer her money to shag her on camera. He can’t believe it, asking what the catch is, and adding “this is really surreal”. He acts confused and hesitant, even back to the hotel when Diana appears in lingerie. Once Dick leaves them to it, and Diana starts stripping him off, though, he gets into the action. He has an exceptionally long dick, Diana bouncing up and down several inches above him. At one point as he lies on the bed she kneels forward on his chest as he thrusts his hips, pounding her in double-quick time. Great to see this position in a porn film as it’s one of my favourites (if you don’t know quite what I mean - watch the film!).

Dick’s final challenge is to find a hot shop assistant willing to get fucked in every hole. Pearl fits the bill, Dick and stud Mark Sloan transfixed by her huge breasts. They take her back to the Relish offices and establish she’s a J-cup breast. Mark then gets to play with those tits, and the rest of her, receiving a tit-and-mouth wank on the black leather sofa before bending her over it for a hammering in both holes.

This whole film is classic Relish viewing, with the stars totally relaxed, laughing and joking, and everyone having a great time. If you only download one film make it this one.

Asscapades

The Secret Drawer

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The latest in the Film Erotica series of up-market and couple-friendly porn tells the story of naughty student Tiffany, who steals from her flatmate, sleeps with her friends’ boyfriends and coerces fellow students into a series of erotic encounters.

Tiffany is so believable in this role as she just looks like utter filth. She may not have the picture-perfect, supermodel face and surgically perfected body of some porn stars, but that makes her just seem dirtier. She’s joined by some real stunners though - Renee Richards (a personal favourite of mine) and Shilpa Shetty lookalike, Mia. Representing the blonde front is petite Harmony Hex with pierced n’ tattooed redhead Louise adding a fetish-y element.

Our first introduction to Tiffany’s naughty ways is her persuading fellow student Harmony Hex to come home with her after classes, promising she has a special present waiting for her. This present turns out to be Louise, who has been chained to the wardrobe all day. Harmony finds this all “just too weird” and heads out the door, so Tiffany shrugs and makes the most of having Louise to herself, licking and sucking her multiply-pierced pussy lips and plugging her tight behind with anal beads.

Next we see her stealing money from her flatmate Renee’s secret drawer. She steals a thrill too, by watching Renee Richards and boyfriend Lee Henshaw having sex. Admittedly they’ve left the door to their plush four-poster bedroom open so they should have expected that. And who wouldn’t want to watch - Renee is looking her best ever, all sultry pouting lips breaking into sudden smiles, sparkling feline eyes and perfect slender curves. She and Lee fuck romantically, as befits the romantic setting, his long dick shining from balls to head with her juices. At one point she lies flat on her tummy with her legs together and bum slightly raised while he kneels above and pistons in and out of her - not the best position to see close-up penetration but horny as it’s different to the usual porn positions and a bit more real-life. This is a long scene, which is great as I could watch these two for hours.

Tiffany gets to play with Mia next, after going out for a girlie catch-up over coffee. They can’t wait to get to the bedroom and undress each other in the hallway, slipping hands inside pretty lingerie to frig each other off. This is all shot from the floor level looking up, which is an interesting (if not always the most flattering) angle and it’s refreshing there are no toys.

Wayne is the lucky guy in a girl-girl-girl-boy foursome, as Tiffany and Harmony help Louise show her new boyfriend a good time. They start out at Tiffany’s place, before she announces her mum will be home soon and they decamp to Wayne’s place. This is an odd addition to the scene, but it does mean we get to see them undressing again. The girls mostly all wear totally ‘real’ clothes in this film, jeans and casual tops, not the usual OTT porn costumes. Harmony gets the most attention although the girls all use him and each other for maximum pleasure.

Renee’s caught on to Tiffany’s stealing ways and punishes her with a spanking with hand and hairbrush, so hard it makes her bumcheeks red. She then has to bury her face in Renee’s pussy then arse, licking and tonguing furiously. If this is the way Renee punishes people I may have to try to do something to piss her off! She finishes by forcing Tiffany’s chin upwards and licking her own juices off Tiffany’s lips.

In the closing scene, Mia has realised Tiffany’s been cavorting with her guy, played again by Lee Henshaw, and in revenge pulls out Tiffany’s date Steve Hooper’s dick and begins to suck. It’s not long before Tiff too has dick in her mouth, and the brunettes suck and then fuck the guys next to each other on the sofa. It slowly turns into more of a foursome with the girls swapping partners. It wasn’t standing out as among the best group scenes I’ve watched, but then suddenly there’s a great DP, as Lee suddenly gets behind Tiffany as she rides on top of Steve and the to guys start to fuck her fast. This is what we want to see with DP - not one semi-limp cock motionless in one hole while the other is getting all the action. Mia positions herself on the back of the sofa so Tiffany can lick her out while getting double-pounded making it a proper all-action four-way. To finish off the girls take one guy each, Lee shooting up Tiffany’s arsehole, which she then positions for the camera to watch the cum dribble out, and Steve over Mia’s tummy.

This film is good in being a bit different to the usual porn fare - some alternative positions, camera angles, and outfits, while still keeping the action hard.

The Secret Drawer

Rogue Traders 2

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Film-makers Relish appear to making a claim for the crown currently owned by European kings of glamour-porn, Private, and (save perhaps for Harmony) they look to be not far off taking it, if at least for the UK alone.

Opting to steer clear of anything too outlandish, the plot line cunningly applies itself to the once tired [sic] & tested ‘visiting workman’ theme favoured by nearly two decades of the jaunty adult directors of yesteryear, yet this time round applying modern looks, personalities and sexual practices. You’ve got to thank someone up there at Tongue In Cheek Ltd. for taking the initiative to improve on something of a near-forgotten tradition in plotlines for sex on screen.

Kicking off the feature, a lookalike for Hollywood’s Giovanni Ribisi engages the always-sexy Franki in some surprisingly competent acting to approach the time honoured “look what I’ve found” sex toy discovery gambit, but this time round receiving a no nonsense response. How the times have changed!

Straight in, continuing the ‘no nonsense’ ethic, the couple set to it on a pile of full bin bags. Throughout this production, it’s clear that Relish have taken time to cast their female roles, each starlet sporting impressively tight bodies and being neatly trimmed, it soon becomes obvious that this is miles away from the step-above-amateur looks of the golden age of 80s & 90s British porn. Whilst not having sizeable or enhanced breasts, the rest of this scene star Franki is more than adequate!

It’s only half way through that the full extent of our male star’s size is revealed, and it lends much to the duration of the scene in knowing exactly what Franki is dealing with. Top marks go to our willing binman for keeping his work clothes on for longer than most could, given the situation.

This early on, the camerawork has set its own benchmark of new angles and good lighting and supports the mood throughout. Overall, it’s a very believable scene, even from the roles to the sex itself. Sincere thanks much also be given to the comic surprise after the cumshot. Good work.

From the supporting artwork to the script, Rogue Traders 2 makes good business of its sly sense of humour. A nod to the past sees two honestly great looking girls setting to painting (over a truly garishly pink with ‘biscuit’!) in overalls, lingerie and high heels. The perhaps unfortunately ever-present Steve Hooper comes to reverse the standard roles by firing his apparent workers and is repaid with some fantastic threesome action. The oral alone deserves watching, if only for the pity that Northern blonde Michelle B (supplying some of the best breasts this side of Natalie Heck) has to stop speaking.

The comparatively silent Sarah Twain is amazing to watch. Her tanned body is almost impossibly toned and finally seeing her take Hooper’s length is fantastic, only to be bettered by Michelle repeatedly tasting her friend on his cock.

Both girls seem experts of oral, both on men & women alike and this scene definitely serves as the highlight of the film. Then, as if things couldn’t get any better, Sarah is taken up the arse in a brilliant position whilst her cohort uses a vibrator whilst watching - which us then used to DP Twain, and finally forced in her own mouth. If only TV’s Home Improvement or Changing Rooms could take the hint…

Introducing a foreign element to the mix, an electrician character manages to fix a fuse as soon as he blows one on seeing the European, lingerie clad starlet of this scene, who plays the innocent role extremely well. A bedroom situation was maybe needed in this film, and the basic need for good, desperate sex is well met here - potentially a scene for couples.

It’s great to see an actress masturbate during sex, and it features heavily in this scene; there’s definitely enough to cater for both men & women’s needs all the way. This time around, the male star comes over as the most toned, with a finely tanned body and good length, the camera angles notably providing his angle at many points. Another fantastic and comic ending is given to a great scene.

Micro-skirts aplenty, spot-on acting sets the next girl-on-girl scene up to be a winner. The comedy is briefly restored in the dialogue as a great reminder that there’s a time and a place for everything.

There’s no greater way in to some balls-to-the-wall, posh-girl lesbian fetish action than getting straight to the point after a brilliant setup. A totally convincing sub/dom relationship is strong and clear, but better still is the Tanya Hyde-esque penchant for anal attention, of which there is plenty.

Both actresses play to camera at all the right points and present everything that you’d expect to see from toy laden, messy sex. The audio is great in this scene, making sure that it’s worth turning the volume up for the combination of strict commands and moaning.

The dom, Renee Richards, knows what she’s doing as she takes to her strap-on with authority whilst not making it too harsh for even fetish newcomers to enjoy - it could may serve as valuable eye opener for some!

A winning moment is given when we see Tammy struggling to swallow some fake cock, followed by some truly deep vaginal/anal tongue work. A welcome surprise is given with some double-end dildo fucking as both stars fuck each other with some great and violent grinding.

If you think the skirts couldn’t get any smaller, in the next scene a frustrated housewife manages to get things going with some fervent masturbation filmed in a ‘hidden camera’ style format. Reality sets in and our well famed washing machine engineer character gets to business where he’s supposed to.

We’re finally treated to some solid man-on-woman oral work before overalls are tugged down, deep throat work deployed followed by the introduction of a (impressively tattooed) second man. All angles are covered in this relentless fuck-fest, including some well deserved double penetration. Fans of elaborate cumshots will love the end of this scene and feature.

Rogue Traders 2

Michelle B Analizing Europe

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Blonde, beautiful and busty, Michelle B has classic porn star looks and the sexual appetite to match. Here she takes her sexy Brit self and heads off to Europe - Prague in fact - to see what perverted pleasures lay in store for her over there. She’s heard all about the sexy Czech boys and girls and wants to get over there to check them out herself. After watching some of the Euro porn starring these Czech beauties, I can’t say I blame her!

As her first conquest happily points out, Michelle is horny, dirty and nasty, and the guy in question is thrilled at this. Desperate to fuck Michelle, the guy - JJ - follows Michelle back to her flat but they don’t even make it through the door before he’s groping and licking her breasts.

Once they let go of each other long enough to make it to a private space, Michelle is down on her knees and sucking cock like the pro she is. A very wet, noisy and enthusiastic bit of oral follows, with the Czech stud fucking our Brit chicks face as encourages him with dirty talk. Soon Michelle’s on top and riding that cock for all it’s worth, moving quickly to anal (hence the title of the film!) the lucky stud gets the ride of his life and Michelle goes all out pounding his hard cock. Very sexy stuff. Finishing with a popshot right over Michelle’s breast, this scene sets a high standard for the rest of the movie.

Luckily the following scenes are equally good quality and equally hot, as you’ll see in the next scene where Michelle is joined by the curvy Czech chick Victoria. Michelle outlines her plans - she’s going to lick Victoria’s pussy until she’s covered in girl cum - and that’s exactly what she does. After warming up with some nipple play of course!

The pair of blonde babes sixty nine, both dressed in white lingerie they clearly know how to make each other happy and by the sounds of it they’re having a very good time. They bring out the toys, and Michelle gets to work with a red dildo on Victoria’s shaven snatch, before leaving Victoria to pleasure herself and filling her own pussy with her fingers. The two masturbate simultaneously, and loud, over the top screams fill the air as they reach orgasm. If you like a quiet sex scene, this one is not for you!

The all-girl action comes to an end when a waiter turns up, he asks for a tip but instead Michelle gives him a good ass fucking with a cute pink strap on. The two girls successfully make this waiter their bitch. After ravaging his young asshole, they tell him to fuck off, and once more turn their attentions on each other.

The third scene is a more straightforward boy-girl fuck, featuring outrageously hot oral, tit wanks and some fierce and furious fucking that ends with a open-mouthed facial. The interaction and conversation between Michelle and her partner in this scene, Dillon, really make it worth watching.

Then Michelle heads to a strip club with some girlfriends. After some highly erotic pole dancing, Michelle climbs up on the stage for a raunchy all-girl threeway which must have made the other club-goers very happy!

This scene also stars the very dirty Lolly Badcock, and as always she puts in a killer performance. Michelle fucks both her girlfriends with large dildos, and everyone pounding their pussies hard with these big toys. This is your chance to see these two top Brit babes - Michelle and Lolly - working together, and it’s one great scene.

Michelle’s travels round the streets of Prague have led to to sexy Sarah, picking this hot chick up the street, Michelle has only one thing in mind - girl-girl fucking and full on pleasure. It seems she made a good choice, Sarah is absolutely beautiful and a right horny little minx. the two blondes romp of the sofa in an unmissable style.

With some great looking Czech talent, and two big name UK stars, this is a great mix of Euro and Brit porn.

Analizing Europe

Tit Teazer Files

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Promising ‘perfect breasts and hot fucking‘ this tit-focused title from Viv Thomas explores the case of a breast-obsessed waiter at a fancy hotel.

Narrated by a busty lady who tells the tale of this randy waiters exploits, this movie shows in explicit and dirty detail exactly what was going on behind the scenes at this hotel. The scenes are packed with stacked babes and some hot seductions.

The first encounter with our young waiter sees him slightly distracted at work by a horny customer wearing a very short skirt. This busty brunette slowly unbuttons her blouse, barely even noticing the randy waiter who can’t take his eyes of her. She slowly and seductively plays with herself, stroking her breasts, sliding down her bra straps, all the time teasing the eager waiter who can’t wait to get his hands on those perfect boobs.

When the time comes for her main course, her offers her a portion of his finest meat, which she willingly accepts. At last those awesome boobs are released and the lucky chap gets to work pleasuring this beautiful hotel guest.

Some nice POV shots lead into the start of a fantastic looking tit-wank, as those massive mammaries slide up and down his cock, embracing his member as the brunette babe licks and sucks the head of his cock. Soon they are fucking on the restaurant table, and then this talented slut uses her boobs and her mouth to excellent effect and collects her own serving of sauce, of course, it covers her cleavage.

this scene takes a while to get going, although the long and sexy tit tease is an artform in itself, and the final tit-wank and cumshot is a great finale.

A picnic that turns into a playful girl girl scene is up next, as the pairing of blonde and brunette babes. The sunshine has clearly helped heat things up for this pair of playmates, as in no time at all they’ve stripped out of their skimpy tops and are oiling each other up. They rub against each other, nipple to nipple, and gently kiss and lick each others breasts in a very sweet and tender way.

Again, this scene is slow, but it’s very sexy, and there’s no need to rush this lovemaking. Just sit back and enjoy the visual treat of these girls grinding against each other, licking pussy and enjoying each others busty bodies.

They have some fun getting their nipples rock hard, before the settle down to the serious business of making each other cum. Cue some intense oral sex and vibrator play, all taking place under the voyeuristic eye of that horny waiter.

Clearly now in the mood for some busty action, our waiter sneaks a peek at at horny couple. This lucky boyfriend has a girl whose happy to model underwear in a sexy strip show…she just can’t decide which ones she likes best so models several sets of sexy lingerie for her bloke before the temptation gets too much and he just has to get his hands of her beautiful slim body. A sexy scene with lots of focus on her breasts, of course, which ends with a really racy tit-wank.

Whilst this film is fantastic for boob fans, I found it a little too slow in place. The sensual and sexy approach might work for some people, and it does work here in a teasing way, but I prefer my sex scenes louder and more aggressive. If that gonzo style is not for you, this gentle and seductive movie might be exactly what you’re looking for.

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Mouth Meat 7

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Mouth Meat 7 is a compilation featuring five of the best blowjobs scenes from some of infamous director Jim Powers’ vast output of weird and wonderful filth. One thing I’ve always noticed about Powers’ movies is that the cocksucking is always hot and incredibly filthy, so a mixed bag of throat gagging fun is welcome indeed.

The first scene sees ebony hot thing Misty Stone playing with her pussy inside a transparent acrylic cube that is soon surrounded by three hard and ready studs who proceed to slap their cocks on the box, teasing our temporarily trapped totty. The lid is lifted and Misty is raised onto the floor where she proceeds to alternate between the trio of throbbing members, dishing out some saliva-heavy head as she sucks and has her mouth thrust at until she is demanding spunk, which the guys generously provide.

Next up sees shaven Asian stunner Candace Nicole in a one-on-one suck scene with a tattooed rocky-type dude. There’s no teasing intro here, Candace is simply confronted by a single stiff cock which she is more than happy to wrap her lips straight round and start gagging away on. Within the first three minutes the spit is dripping down between and over her gorgeous mammaries as she continues to blow her guy until she has cum all over her face and in her well used mouth. Lot’s of close up POV action and much enthusiasm from Candace make this one outstanding blowjob scene.

In a scene from Powers’ ‘Black Snake Boned’, adrunk-acting Cindy Crawford dances merrily to a room full of black guys. She starts off lightly, going through the guys one by one, cramming their mammoth rods of meat into her wanton mouth. Before long, seven guys circle around her and not one cock is left out of the fun as she busily distributes her suck skills to one and all. After around fifteen minutes of hot cocksucking action, Cindy is showered in load after load of jizz, fresh fuck-juice arrives in her wide open and ready mouth, glazing her lips and face in the compilations finest scene.

The perspex box is back, this time with blonde hottie Chelsea Rae inside looking a tad nervous as three guys get an eyeful of this gorgeous babe who is instructed by one of them – a guy who doesn’t feature in the actual blowjob part of the scene - to “Show them your cunt”. Chelsea does as she is told, slowly opening her legs to expose her perfect pink twat which she proceeds to rub, much to the delight of her leering pervs. Out of the box, she begins chowing down and being face fucked, sometimes ramming two cocks into her mouth at the same time. The action is up close and personal all the way, Chelsea looking hot throughout as she salivates and gags over huge black dicks.

The final scene features cute blonde Faye Runaway getting her face fed by a lone stiffie. Opening in a POV style she says, ”I wanna suck that big cock of yours”, before doing exactly that. Sexy glances to the close up camera make you feel part of the action for the first five minutes of the scene then it’s followed by some sloppy deep throat action and a face fuck before she receives a creamy treat for all her hard head work. Great stuff.

For a quick fix blowjob movie, Mouth Meat 7 is well worth considering and is quite a subtle introduction to the work of Jim Powers for the unfamiliar. The scenes featuring Cindy Crawford and Chelsea Rae are the one’s I’d recommend most, mainly due to the sheer hotness of the girls but that’s not to take away from the others, it’s all pretty horny stuff. For the dirtiest one-on-one blowjobs or for filthy blow-bang action, do yourself a favour and check this out!

Mouth Meat 7