Lap It Up
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Ever wondered what might happen if the rules in a lapdance club weren’t so strict? In Lap It Up, 5 dirty dancers entertain lucky punters who don’t seem to have heard of the ‘look but don’t touch’ rule. First up Michelle B shows her stunning figure off in a white basque and suspenders, while Danny Boy relaxes by the bar and watches. I was disappointed when he touches her as soon as she approaches him however, as I was hoping there would be some proper ‘no touching’ lapdancing and teasing to get temperatures rising at the start of the scene. All the guys touch the girls as soon as they approach - be warned, don’t try this in a real lapdance club (see Lapdance Dos and Don’ts, right ). My mind was taken off this however as the pair kiss passionately, although unfortunately they don’t carry the passion through to the sex.
Janie B opens the second scene with some great hypnotic gyrating and grinding, showing off some top professional lapdancer moves. Her stud Steve Hooper is understandably rock-hard when she undoes his fly after ten minutes of her bumping and grinding against him. He doesn’t grab her much as she dances, making this scene more realistic than some of the others. Jane gives head as though he’s a boyfriend, rather than in auto-pilot porn star style - a pleasure to watch. Steve manouveurs her onto the sofa to fuck her pussy (no foreplay for any of the girls in this film), before demonstrating great smooth-action anal.
Harmony Hex is the star of the film for me, in her scene with Mark Sloan. A gorgeous slender elfin-faced blonde, with a bit of the young Patsy Kensit about her, she and spiky-haired Mark make a great-looking couple, and there seems to be a spark of real attraction between them. Harmony doesn’t have the first clue how to lapdance (but how I’d love to teach her!), but that doesn’t matter too much as Mark strips her hot-pink mesh dress off. Harmony looks pretty inexperienced throughout the scene but very turned on, and Mark seems concerned with corrupting her with care, fucking her brilliantly without concern for the camera angles. I’d love to know what happened when the cameras stopped rolling on this one.
Vinnie Bones gets to live up to his name boning puppy-curved novice Sindy in the fourth scene, after another blonde dancer gets her all warmed up in a girl-girl dance for Vinnie’s entertainment.
The final scene is an eye-opener - after a few young and inexperienced-looking starlets, in strides Angel, looking like a Hells’ Angels old mama fresh off a bike tour. She doesn’t move like a dancer at all, but what she lacks in skill she adds in enthusiasm, wriggling her pierced nipples up out of her red and black PVC corset. She looks thrilled to be about to get some young cock, courtesy of Tony James, and after lots of pouting throughout the film from the other girls it’s great to see a smile (despite a mouthful of mercury fillings you’d never see on a young starlet). Tony looks really into the scene, seeming oblivious to his tongue sticking out as he thrusts his cock into the pussy hovering above him, and there’s lots of eye contact and communication between them. Angel gurns like Mick Ronson circa Ziggy Stardust as Tony pounds her hard, creating one of those car-crash “don’t want to look but can’t resist” moments. Of course y ou will look though, because this is proper dirty fast fucking. Great stuff.
