Pimpin 101
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Looking for something really fun, and a bit different, to crack one off to? Into your urban music and light chocolate chicks? Pimpin 101 is a witty, original porno with plenty of scenes, 6 gorgeous babes and a lot of bang for your buck.
You’ll be well in the mood by the end of the intro credits, featuring a variety of booty shaking bodacious babes dancing to a good rap beat. The movie is presented by rap star Ice-T, who, dressed in a series of increasingly loud pimp suits,talks us dead seriously through more variations of prostitution than you ever thought possible, with fun scene titles that sum up exactly what kind of girl we’re dealing with here.
“They need the nerve for the motherfucking kerb” - this line, in the ‘Track Ho’, cracked me up, as Ice-T presents a stunning wavy haired blonde, dressed in almost nothing, standing out on the pavement. A huge limo pulls up, sending the whore trotting over to it, and the door opens, showing the two gangsters inside. Despite the “Rent me for £20!” type sign on the side of the car slightly undermining the tough rich guy image, the sex is astoundingly hot. August’s big peachy arse cheeks are shown off to the max as she’s squeezed into the width of the car for a hard spitroasting session. The two guys do her hard and fast, ending with a refreshing popshot on her exposed pussy, making a change from the usual facial.
Slender mixed race Cherie gives a nicely acted performance as the Carpet Ho (wearing one of those hiphop bandana things I’ve found very attractive indeed since seeing my favourite girl Rio Mariah in one at Erotica). She shags another rap star, as Ice T points out that she’s only after the guy’s money (or rather, bling in this case) . After 15 minutes of breathless and enthusiastic sex, with her nice hairy pussy shown off from all angles, she waltzes off with his gold necklace - nice touch at the end there!
The stripper is Obsession, a sleek blonde white girl who gives lapdances so horny that the guy isn’t able to resist the lure of sex, and has his cock out within a minute. After grinding up against it, she’s soon sucking it, and her high, posh ponytail makes a great blowjob handle.
One of my favourite scenes, if I had to pick, would be the Call Girl scene, with Sharon Wild and Chloe Black as sexy, similar brunette escorts, who show a businessman the time of his life. Despite Ice-T’s foreboding warning on the dangers of paying upfront and letting the girls out of your sight, when they scamper into the bathroom together, they’ve only got one thing on their minds, and it’s not ripping off the punter! A few minutes of cheeky lesbian shower action later, and you’ll be stiff as a brick in preparation for the three way fuck to follow. I do like to watch two girls sharing a cock, with one greedily shoving it in her mouth as the other takes on the balls and whatever’s left of the shaft, with every pause for breath being an opportunity to kiss and drool on the quiveringly erect member. The two babes look totally into one another, snogging their faces off as their punter puts them side by side on all fours on the bed, and fingerfucks, licks and finally fucks their pussies one at a time. There’s no ’spare girl syndrome’ all - whichever babe isn’t being dealt with finds horny ways to interact with the other, happily including a lot of face sitting! The moneyshot is great as well - spattered over the two spread out arses, as the girls kiss. Nice.
After a sexy, but unremarkable bridal scene featuring Celine as a sex-shirking wife, the last scene features all the girls together (nice touch!) being shot for a porno. Predictably, it’s hot as hell, with bodies writhing and humping everywhere, and that kinky turnon of seeing a porn movie from a different angle, as well as the usual final result type enjoyment of it all.
On a final note, one thing this porno does better than almost any other I’ve seen is the soundtrack. The bangin’ hip hop sounds adorn the sex throughout, with hit tracks by the likes of Busta Rhymes and Ice-T himself, but the production is fantastic - you’ll still hear every sex noise, without distraction. What great editing, and brilliant concept - top marks to Shots and I hope to see a sequel soon!
August, Cherie, Obsession, Sharon Wild, Chloe Black, Celine
