Retro Sexual
We see airman Danny landing his plane and being met by the personnel assistant, Suzie Best, in her Women’s Royal Air Force uniform. He drives back to staff barracks, where she expresses concern she has grease from the car on her skirt - he willingly takes a look for her. Soon he’s removing her uniform before stepping out of his all-in-one flight suit to reveal a very long hard cock. Suzie gets the best of this bent over a low desk.
Soldier Stefan is sleeping late when woken by military police officer Karla Romano in the next scene. She is here to inspect him - which she does thoroughly. She keeps her black leather gloves on throughout, gripping the bed as he gives her a super-fast jack-hammering of a fuck.
Officer Natalie Heck’s stocking-clad legs steal the next scene - we see her ascending a flight of stairs to her office, the seams running up the back of her legs in perfectly straight lines. A few moments later Belle arrives to be thoroughly briefed on her undercover assignment.
Nurse Tequila Woods helps out Able Seaman Ian with his groin strain at the forces hospital next, observing that his swelling is getting bigger by the moment…
Lastly the stunning Avalon finds a mysterious box of vintage lingerie and clothes in her bedroom. Slipping them on, she falls into a dream, where Demetri appears in army khaki and quickly removes them again.
The action is pretty straightforward throughout, and avoids anal or sex toys. Each scene is only around twenty minutes long however, the starlets are beautiful and the young studs all have great cocks. Something the film does do really well is close-ups, of the oral and pentration, from various different angles.
The idea is great, but I found Playboy’s take on this theme a bit disappointing. The costumes and lingerie, though beautiful, often doesn’t fit the starlets well, and the ‘acting’ is wooden. Maybe it was because I’d watched Relish’s Best Of Angel Long the day before, and as I mention in my review she excels at role-play - I guess Retro Sexual had a lot to live up to. If you like uniforms, and seamed stockings in particular though, then you’ll enjoy this.



