Rogue Traders 2
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Film-makers Relish appear to making a claim for the crown currently owned by European kings of glamour-porn, Private, and (save perhaps for Harmony) they look to be not far off taking it, if at least for the UK alone.
Opting to steer clear of anything too outlandish, the plot line cunningly applies itself to the once tired [sic] & tested ‘visiting workman’ theme favoured by nearly two decades of the jaunty adult directors of yesteryear, yet this time round applying modern looks, personalities and sexual practices. You’ve got to thank someone up there at Tongue In Cheek Ltd. for taking the initiative to improve on something of a near-forgotten tradition in plotlines for sex on screen.
Kicking off the feature, a lookalike for Hollywood’s Giovanni Ribisi engages the always-sexy Franki in some surprisingly competent acting to approach the time honoured “look what I’ve found” sex toy discovery gambit, but this time round receiving a no nonsense response. How the times have changed!
Straight in, continuing the ‘no nonsense’ ethic, the couple set to it on a pile of full bin bags. Throughout this production, it’s clear that Relish have taken time to cast their female roles, each starlet sporting impressively tight bodies and being neatly trimmed, it soon becomes obvious that this is miles away from the step-above-amateur looks of the golden age of 80s & 90s British porn. Whilst not having sizeable or enhanced breasts, the rest of this scene star Franki is more than adequate!
It’s only half way through that the full extent of our male star’s size is revealed, and it lends much to the duration of the scene in knowing exactly what Franki is dealing with. Top marks go to our willing binman for keeping his work clothes on for longer than most could, given the situation.
This early on, the camerawork has set its own benchmark of new angles and good lighting and supports the mood throughout. Overall, it’s a very believable scene, even from the roles to the sex itself. Sincere thanks much also be given to the comic surprise after the cumshot. Good work.
From the supporting artwork to the script, Rogue Traders 2 makes good business of its sly sense of humour. A nod to the past sees two honestly great looking girls setting to painting (over a truly garishly pink with ‘biscuit’!) in overalls, lingerie and high heels. The perhaps unfortunately ever-present Steve Hooper comes to reverse the standard roles by firing his apparent workers and is repaid with some fantastic threesome action. The oral alone deserves watching, if only for the pity that Northern blonde Michelle B (supplying some of the best breasts this side of Natalie Heck) has to stop speaking.
The comparatively silent Sarah Twain is amazing to watch. Her tanned body is almost impossibly toned and finally seeing her take Hooper’s length is fantastic, only to be bettered by Michelle repeatedly tasting her friend on his cock.
Both girls seem experts of oral, both on men & women alike and this scene definitely serves as the highlight of the film. Then, as if things couldn’t get any better, Sarah is taken up the arse in a brilliant position whilst her cohort uses a vibrator whilst watching - which us then used to DP Twain, and finally forced in her own mouth. If only TV’s Home Improvement or Changing Rooms could take the hint…
Introducing a foreign element to the mix, an electrician character manages to fix a fuse as soon as he blows one on seeing the European, lingerie clad starlet of this scene, who plays the innocent role extremely well. A bedroom situation was maybe needed in this film, and the basic need for good, desperate sex is well met here - potentially a scene for couples.
It’s great to see an actress masturbate during sex, and it features heavily in this scene; there’s definitely enough to cater for both men & women’s needs all the way. This time around, the male star comes over as the most toned, with a finely tanned body and good length, the camera angles notably providing his angle at many points. Another fantastic and comic ending is given to a great scene.
Micro-skirts aplenty, spot-on acting sets the next girl-on-girl scene up to be a winner. The comedy is briefly restored in the dialogue as a great reminder that there’s a time and a place for everything.
There’s no greater way in to some balls-to-the-wall, posh-girl lesbian fetish action than getting straight to the point after a brilliant setup. A totally convincing sub/dom relationship is strong and clear, but better still is the Tanya Hyde-esque penchant for anal attention, of which there is plenty.
Both actresses play to camera at all the right points and present everything that you’d expect to see from toy laden, messy sex. The audio is great in this scene, making sure that it’s worth turning the volume up for the combination of strict commands and moaning.
The dom, Renee Richards, knows what she’s doing as she takes to her strap-on with authority whilst not making it too harsh for even fetish newcomers to enjoy - it could may serve as valuable eye opener for some!
A winning moment is given when we see Tammy struggling to swallow some fake cock, followed by some truly deep vaginal/anal tongue work. A welcome surprise is given with some double-end dildo fucking as both stars fuck each other with some great and violent grinding.
If you think the skirts couldn’t get any smaller, in the next scene a frustrated housewife manages to get things going with some fervent masturbation filmed in a ‘hidden camera’ style format. Reality sets in and our well famed washing machine engineer character gets to business where he’s supposed to.
We’re finally treated to some solid man-on-woman oral work before overalls are tugged down, deep throat work deployed followed by the introduction of a (impressively tattooed) second man. All angles are covered in this relentless fuck-fest, including some well deserved double penetration. Fans of elaborate cumshots will love the end of this scene and feature.
