Bernie is the Big Beautiful Woman advertised on the cover, and boy is she shaggable - acres of soft curves, a bubbly and sensual erotic nature and a nice smile. The guy does some great pussy pleasuring, and very obviously enjoys her fleshy parts, grasping and grabbing at her belly and bum while fucking her. She’s having a lot of fun too, starting off fairly quiet, with her panting and moaning rising to a climactic crescendo, frantically working her clit as he pounds away.

The next lady, Ember, isn’t as plump as Bernie, but she’s twice as excitable, with her blonde frizzy hair and sexy denim miniskirt with stockings marking her out as a girl who really knows how to have a good time in bed. She has 2 guys at her disposal, and 69’s with one for long enough to have a loud, messy orgasm all over his face, while skillfully wanking him off. This is followed up by a great vaginal spitroast which has some imaginative camera angles, and lots of noise.

MILF Alex has a body to die for and tits perkier than girls half her age, with amazing bullet like nipples, all erect and hard with her arousal. Her sex style is rampant and demanding, and I really enjoyed the guy giving her cunnilingus after he’d been fucking her as well as before - that’s a real turnon, showing how into it they both are. She rides on top of him for long enough to have a massive orgasm, sexily yelling the place down.

Mid 30s brunette Kimberly has pierced nipples, a pierced navel, and a hell of a lot of sex drive, telling us how she needs a shag at least 2 times a day. She’s another energetic little fucker, rampantly pushing back on the cock as it thrusts into her. She keeps her high heels on throughout, and with her widely spread legs looks very ‘pornstar’ indeed, although endearingly amateur and horny at the same time.

Cilla is one confident and randy lady, with massive great big natural tits, milky pale skin and lovely long black hair. She shoves the man’s face into her ample bosom, visibly getting off on the nipple stimulation and boob induced power over him, before lying back and thoroughly getting into, and off on, a good licking from him. As she gets fucked in reverse cowgirl and doggy type positions, her big breasts swing and bounce so much that even before the breast aimed popshot, you’ll be struggling to contain yourself.

The great thing about this movie is that it’s all completely real, with absolutely no faking - it’s genuine sex, with proper orgasms from the girls. Real women do take a bit of time to warm up, get into the action and actually come. They don’t just climax after a convenient and camera friendly 20 minutes - and these scenes don’t hide the fact that they’re edited down to 30 minutes each, from the unhurried, raw original shagging.

Mika Tan made my jaw drop - a stunning oriental sexbomb with a body to die for, long glossy black hair, a minimal black leather outfit - and a sultry personality that would draw you in like an invisible magnet. She plays a top female racing driver, polishing her beautiful vehicle in her erotic little outfit - but when a police officer turns up and demands sexual favours in return for not taking her car, she’s entirely willing to please. The power exchange is intoxicating, as she struggles to succumb her fierce sexual pride in order to submit to his desires, but she’s clearly getting a lot of pleasure out of it all as she gets fucked over the toolbench, panting and gasping.

If that kind of scenario is all a bit complex, and you just want a nice wank over a simple but hot fantasy, tall slender blonde Lauren Phoenix has the perfect scene for you. She’s washing her car. She’s naked but for a scrap of a thong. She’s soaping herself up and spraying the hose on her dripping crotch. She takes off her knickers. When the stud strides over and grabs her arse, and she turns around with a smile - the rest is history. Beautiful, basic scene of this horny naked soapy hottie being fucked over a nice car.

For me, the highlight of the movie was dangerous and beautiful Asian and Korean babes Lucy Lee and Nyomi Marcela in a hard, fast and rough boy/girl/girl scene, in a great car factory location. As the girls toy with their male victim, squatting in front of him, you’ll be salivating over their slender, dusky bodies, black hair falling down their backs, matching black thongs and high heels their only clothing. The guy stretches them into all kinds of amazing positions in turn, really making the most of having such a gorgeous pair, and using the cars and equipment to full advantage.

More fantastic car orientated sex positions, this time bouncing in the seat and on the chassis of a proper racing car, are brought to us by Roxy Jezel, playing a bossy garage bitch chastising her employee - which means there’s at least 5 minutes of pure licking and sucking on her pussy and arse before she gets is hard cock out and demands a good fuck. Her tiny body lends itself perfectly being picked up and tossed about by the strong mechanic, who fucks her rough and nasty.

Fans of lovely ebony chicks will have their wank cut out for them in the guise of Marie Luv - a slim black beauty who looks like a fantastic fuck. No cars in this scene, but fuck it - a pink couch in a garden is a comfortable and horny setting for a fuck, compared to all those positions involving cars which look great but must be excruciating. She’s pretty insatiable, with enough noise and self fucking type action to let us know that Marie Luv is one demanding lady.

In conclusion, with 5 fantastic scenes of over 20 minutes each, it’s highly likely you won’t just be cumming in 60 seconds… but then that would be a waste anyway - sit back and enjoy the ride!

Deli Cat, another feisty mature blonde, plays a plumber in the next scene, and although the plot is surreal and a bit loose, you won’t forget the fucking in a hurry, that’s for sure! It starts off with some delicious looking licking from Starr’s very skilful looking tongue… and then out comes the Drilldo. Now, as the owner of one of these incredible toys, I couldn’t help but get excited, not just because I’ve never seen one used in a porn movie before, but also because it’s the most amazing sex toy I’ve ever had the pleasure of using - fast, pounding, sheer power giving you the ride of your life. There’s a hell of a lot of noise and intensely sexy action with great chemistry as the two blondes take it in turns to give each other the fiercest fuck of their life.

Jayne is a horny and curvy brunette who I’ve seen in a few other movies and who gets more shaggable every time. Playing a housesitter in this outdoor scene with Danny, she fucks him on a picnic rug, with a great handjob leading into brilliantly enthusiastic doggy style and cowgirl pounding, before going at it up against a tree - breathless and urgent, sweaty and smiling. She’s got just enough meat on her to give her rump a delightful movement as she is slammed back and forth. The filming is pretty well done - parts are voyeuristically framed by bushes and trees as if you’re perving, but there’s also no shortage of horny closeups.

When Starr discovers what Jayne and Danny have been up to, she kicks off the last scene by demanding they get out immediately, but somehow Danny turns things around so that both girls are sucking his cock! I do get a great deal of pleasure, actually, in the way two female bums look when they’re lined up on a sofa, waiting for a fuck - once the action gets going, it’s unstoppably horny, with both girls practically fighting each other to get the lions share of cock. Starr and Jayne interact beautifully - I look forward to seeing them work together more.

All in all, it’s another great offering from Fig, with the theme held together well by the captivating character and sexuality of Starr herself, and a great variety of b/g, b/g/g and g/g action featuring fairly new faces who really know how to turn the audience on.

This is deliciously real, raw and unpretentious porn. There’s no attempt made to conceal the cameras of Melanie and her husband, who are filming it all, and none of the action is being artificially forced just to suit the camera angle and general porn requirements - it’s all completely natural. The other way I could tell it was spontaneous sex between real lovers was the length of the scenes. Real lovers indulge in foreplay, they roll about and giggle, they lie in each others arms and take a breather mid way through - and all this does not, complete with sex, fit into a 20 minute slot. Therefore, sit back and enjoy a good 40 minutes or so of fun with each of the 3 scenes, as Gemma fucks her way through girls and boys alike - in realtime!

Perhaps you like the idea of voyeurism. This is real enough action that it’s one of the closest videos I’ve seen that gives a good impression of what it’s like to genuinely perv on a couples’ sex life. It’s got kind of the same sexual feel as a homemade movie, but with none of the attendant crappy camera shake, fixed angles and bad lighting. And if you usually get your amateur kicks from ‘audition’ type scenes but hate the lechy dribblings of a sleazy director (which often make the girls uncomfortable) then Melanie’s friendly, pressure free style is a real breath of fresh air.

The first scene is loving, natural sex with her boyfriend, which includes plenty of cunnilingus and a cute bit of bed bondage with stockings or something. The second scene is with him and another girl, Kitty, who’s as cuddly and ‘real’ as Gemma - and they hit it right off sexually, snogging within seconds, and quickly sliding their hands into one another’s panties as they share his cock. This is Gemma’s first bi experience - and she eats and fingers pussy like a true pro, even using a strapon! The third scene is with 3 guys, who hammer her at all angles, as she grins with delight, her boobs bouncing up and down, her flesh grabbed by many hands, her mouth always full.

Actionwise, this movie lacks nothing - there’s even DP, which is so rarely seen in this kind of pure amateur production, and it’s done in a totally natural, comfortable looking way - impressive! All the sex strikes me as pretty real, actually, especially the orgasms and proper pleasure the girls get out of it all - Gemma spends much of her scenes flushed and dishevelled looking, with a gleam in her eye that implies this is really doing it for her. Highly recommended if you want it down, dirty and as real as it gets.

Lolly Badcock generates the first lot of action by sidling up to Alicia Rhodes, and in that trademark subtle female style of hers, barking “You look dead horny in that little dress - I wanna fuck ya”. What self respecting woman would say no to that kind of offer? They retire to a separate room and after a bit of cursory wiggling around the dancing pole, really start to get use it in some of the most creatively sexy ways I’ve seen in porn. Lolly rubs her dripping snatch up and down the pole, while Alicia crouches on her knees and hungrily licks Lolly’s juices off the metal, tonguing her pussy too when it is within reach. The resulting sex is extremely noisy, not just with sex moans but with plenty of dildo gagging noises and screams as they pound each other’s pussies and arses black and blue with a variety of intimidatingly large double enders. Both girls do plenty of arse and cunt to mouth, and Lolly even uses a stra pon on Alicia - it’s rough and it’s loud, but damn is it hot.

Angel Long is every guy’s dream girl (even a gay guy I know!) because she has a bloke’s attitude to sex - she’s not afraid to demand it and she’s not ashamed of having an incorrigably rampant sex drive. She literally drags a (not entirely unwilling) guy into the next room, lies back and spreads her pussy, and orders him to taste how wet she is, before swallowing his length down her throat. More fantasies come true as Alicia arrives on the scene: “Oh, Lolly was great, but now I need a real dick”. I’m sure lesbians nationwide would have a few choice words to say about that. The two raucous blondes share the cock and take it in turns to bounce up and down on it,, but they’re hungry for juices, Alicia has Angel sitting on her face as she’s fucked in missionary, before Angel, wanting some pussy taste of her own, licks Alicia’s clit while the cock slams in and out - great positions and filming here.

After that little tryst, Angel leaves and gives a sizzling blowjob in a moving car, in an incredibly horny, very breathless and urgent kind of sex scene. The scene outside is visible flashing past out of the window, and considering the location, the sound for this scene is amazingly good, with excellent use of the limited space available.

Lolly gives us a very arousing and fun solo show, demonstrating the kind of complete self confidence that’s necessary to keep up a constant stream of dirty talk about how sexy you are and what they’d probably like to do to you.

Huge boobed, black haired Donna Marie certainly isn’t a girl to everyone’s tastes - I predict 90% of guys would be so scared of her, they wouldn’t even be able to get it up. Especially with an opening line like, “Get yer dick out! Have you washed it yet or has it been up some dirty, sweaty cunthole?”. After which she gives it a good suck anyway. That said, this scene does deliver on its theme of girl on top (she’s the manager, he’s in trouble). Before the fucking starts, she spends far more time riding his face, humping it like a cock, and arse smothering his mouth, than she does giving him head. It’s a refreshing change, and she’s a skilled facesitter.

A fantastic movie to watch if you like your stars talking dirty the whole way through. But be warned - these girls are NOT shy!

Janie B opens the second scene with some great hypnotic gyrating and grinding, showing off some top professional lapdancer moves. Her stud Steve Hooper is understandably rock-hard when she undoes his fly after ten minutes of her bumping and grinding against him. He doesn’t grab her much as she dances, making this scene more realistic than some of the others. Jane gives head as though he’s a boyfriend, rather than in auto-pilot porn star style - a pleasure to watch. Steve manouveurs her onto the sofa to fuck her pussy (no foreplay for any of the girls in this film), before demonstrating great smooth-action anal.

Harmony Hex is the star of the film for me, in her scene with Mark Sloan. A gorgeous slender elfin-faced blonde, with a bit of the young Patsy Kensit about her, she and spiky-haired Mark make a great-looking couple, and there seems to be a spark of real attraction between them. Harmony doesn’t have the first clue how to lapdance (but how I’d love to teach her!), but that doesn’t matter too much as Mark strips her hot-pink mesh dress off. Harmony looks pretty inexperienced throughout the scene but very turned on, and Mark seems concerned with corrupting her with care, fucking her brilliantly without concern for the camera angles. I’d love to know what happened when the cameras stopped rolling on this one.

Vinnie Bones gets to live up to his name boning puppy-curved novice Sindy in the fourth scene, after another blonde dancer gets her all warmed up in a girl-girl dance for Vinnie’s entertainment.

The final scene is an eye-opener - after a few young and inexperienced-looking starlets, in strides Angel, looking like a Hells’ Angels old mama fresh off a bike tour. She doesn’t move like a dancer at all, but what she lacks in skill she adds in enthusiasm, wriggling her pierced nipples up out of her red and black PVC corset. She looks thrilled to be about to get some young cock, courtesy of Tony James, and after lots of pouting throughout the film from the other girls it’s great to see a smile (despite a mouthful of mercury fillings you’d never see on a young starlet). Tony looks really into the scene, seeming oblivious to his tongue sticking out as he thrusts his cock into the pussy hovering above him, and there’s lots of eye contact and communication between them. Angel gurns like Mick Ronson circa Ziggy Stardust as Tony pounds her hard, creating one of those car-crash “don’t want to look but can’t resist” moments. Of course y ou will look though, because this is proper dirty fast fucking. Great stuff.

Once she has an audience assembled she brings out her first girl to dance round the pole and strip - Amber. Although not seeming very comfortable around the pole, once she’s in the back room with her boy she really gets into her show, lapdancing him while his cock jumps and twitches under her. He’s so worked up, he tries to pull the crotch of her panties aside to slide his dick into her. First though Ionie, directing behind the camera, encourages Amber to suck his dick and tease him some more. It’s all very horny viewing, with him so obviously gagging to fuck her. There’s some super-close-up oral from both sides before finally he gets to shag her.

Ionie’s guys do actually look authentically off-the-street, or certainly first-time performers. They’re all fit - no saggy ugly old men - but don’t have the muscle tone working in porn gives, aren’t sure of either their licking or pounding, are hairy, sometimes find it hard to stay firm, and need direction from Ionie on things like holding the girls’ hair back during blow jobs so the camera can see what is happening. So this is great “it could happen to me” fantasy viewing.

Chloe B’s scene is just as horny as Amber’s, with her guy starting off hesitant in his thrusting, then once he gets into a rhythm, going into a semi-trance of concentration. First up though Chloe works the pole in her striptease, gyrating and twisting. She’s a fabulous lapdancer - guys, if you want your girlfriend to see how it’s done (so she can do it for you!) this is the one to show her.

After a few more Asda carpark shots of foolish guys who said no, Janie B performs next. Her maid’s outfit and frilly stockings suit her curves brilliantly as that fabulous arse wiggles in front of the camera. She’s treated to two guys - hesitant Charlie, who in the carpark initially said no as his girlfriend would object but was persuaded by Ionie “just to come and watch the show, then see how you feel” - and over-confident Steve, muscle-bound and shaved and playing out all his porn star fantasies. The interplay of the two very different personalities as Janie sucks then fucks one then the other is great viewing.

Lorna Lace, dressed up as a kinky nurse, finishes off the film with proper stud Dougie. Amateur-looking action is great, and part of what makes Ionie’s films so popular, but to see professionals at work again is a real pleasure. This is a brilliant scene, with the stars chatting and laughing with each other and the crew, and Lorna genuinely getting off on Dougie’s perfect long dick.

At no point at all did I want to fast-forward this film. One and a half hours of properly horny porn.

Anetta Keys kicks things off with a captivating solo, in which she does damn near everything imaginable with her feet bar gagfucking her own face with them. There’s plenty of sexy licking and sucking, anyway, all while masturbating in a horny but coquettish manner.
Things slowly hot up with Sandy and Sophie Moore, two blondes who are the epitome of fantasy lesbian hotness, in coordinating pink outfits, long legs stretched out on the kitchen worktop that serves as the base for their antics. Food does get involved to a certain degree, but you’ll be too busy looking at the amazingly erotic foot on breast groping going on… I never knew you could do quite so many things with feet and nipples. One of the horniest parts of this scene is one girl inserting all five toes and an inch of foot into the other’s pussy… and the delightful orgasms resulting from such activities.
Stunning raven haired Missy Nicole serves up the first scene with a guy, giving a brilliantly skilful footjob - she’s definitely done this before! All oiled up with lube, she uses her feet and toes to massage his cock, working her way up his body to play with his nipples, and back down again - mostly shot in very horny POV.
Stocking clad Laura, another dark haired beauty, ups the ante with full on boy/girl fucking - she gets licked thoroughly and shagged hard while he holds and plays with her feet, making sure they’re visible to the camera at all times. She’s a very energetic fuck, slamming herself up and down on the large cock like she just can’t get enough.
There’s another full on sex scene from Eva Black, a pretty brunette, but although her feet are carefully prominent on camera as she’s fucked, there’s much more emphasis on the slippery oiled up shagging than actually using her feet as part of the sex.
Szilma Lauren starts off her scene wearing gorgeous pink stockings with embroidered tiny flowers - and gives a stunning half hour long footjob to her lucky stud. I can only imagine how good the texture felt on his cock - and the POV filming will have you imagining it too.
The best things about this movie, apart from just the feet themselves, are that needing to show off this particular aspect of their bodies leads the girls and studs to use all kinds of new and interesting positions for sex while giving footjobs and foot-visible fucks. And when girls suck their own feet, it gives us a bloody fantastic view of their pussies. Finally - here’s a foot fetish video done with some proper passion!

The action starts off with a soft girl girl show to rev up the atmosphere as the dudes get all hot and bothered, cheering them on. One or two intrepid studs take on the girls for a proper fuckshow, quickly stripping them off and skilfully plugging away at their holes in quick succession until the watching men are howling and yelling with male bonded lust and anticipation.

From there, it’s just nonstop fuck action, with no rest for the girls as they serve cock after cock in stunning snatches of pure, filthy sex. There’s an urgency about the whole thing, with each man frantically shagging away, hard and fast, because there’s 50 guys behind him waiting their turn. One guy fingerfucks a girl so hard that her long wail comes out like an ululating indian as his fingers slam in and out.

The men aren’t half bad for a bunch of amateurs - some have massive cocks, and fuck as hard as any pornstar. You don’t really see much of any particular man after the first sexshow is over - there’s just a never ending procession of hard cocks being sucked, fucked, and of course spurting all over the models at various intervals. From halfway through the movie onwards there’s pretty much a popshot every couple of minutes - and every few seconds towards the end.

It’s really fun seeing such enthusiastic amateurs without the usual problem of limp dicks - if they’re not hard, someone else is at the girls instead. There’s no doubt, however, that the girls are finding the experience immensely enjoyable - not because the girls are “getting all the attention”, as the box cover trumpets, but because they really do love taking a whole lot of cock.

As far as action goes, you certainly won’t be disappointed - there’s heaps of facials, arse to mouth, lesbian action, snowballing and general spunk play, and best of all - countless effortless looking and well lit double penetrations. The girls are all so sexy, they get the men off refreshingly quickly, with little wanking needed, making way for the next eager hard cock to be thrust into their face.

The only bad thing one might find to say about this movie is that it’s not long enough - but with two scenes of nearly an hour each, that’s hardly going to stop you getting off over it. Wonderful hardcore nastiness and a very attractive and willing bunch of babes indeed.

Punky pigtail wearing Sara kicks off the action, endearingly clad in a red tutu and fishnetty stockings and collar, as she eyes up two dangerous looking dudes. After fondling and rejecting one, she begins a sexual assualt on the other, ferociously sucking his cock, and contorting herself into all manner of fuck positions to satisfy her hungry hole. The climax is filthy and gorgeous, with spaff all over her smudged, glitter lined eyelids, and an expression of utter lust.

In another dark clubland location, with blacklight making the graffiti even more atmospheric, two lesbians, Veronica Vanzona and Angel Dark, go at it like animals. There’s not a word of talk, just hot and heavy action, and a lot of toys. First a double dildo is wielded and fucked, sucked and shared, then some strapon oral and pussy action. The slender babes writhe and grind beautifully, and there’s one or two amazingly intimate kisses, but I thought there was a strange lack of clit play for a girl on girl scene.

The rest of the movie is UK girls we know and love - Poppy Morgan dressed up as a alternative clubbing type will be an abiding memory for sure. She’s dressed in pink stripy tights, ripped into stockings, and neon pink fishnetty club gear, including bouncy pink hair falls. The outfit shouldn’t distract you from the sex, though - it’s up to her usual hot standard, although with a lot less dirty talk. The cock Poppy’s taking is massive - she’s gasping and panting like fuck as she flings herself about on it.

My favourite scene was Renee Richard’s, as artistic, sensual filming shows the moment she leans out of her limo and predatorily seduces punky Pascal with the look in her eye… and a flash of her knickerless crotch. Having made her availability clear, the interaction between the two gets nastier and dirtier by the second, with moments of stunning chemistry as they hold each others’ gazes, whisper intimate snatches of depravity, and kiss deeply before spitting or grabbing in fierce lust. By the halfway point, Renee’s makeup is streaked all down her face from the general wet, filthy urgency of the shagging. The whole thing takes place half in, half out of the car, which is the perfect height for both pussy licking and blowjobs, although it does limit the filming angles somewhat - but the few variations that are used are very imaginative and well executed, showing everything we need to see. Incredible scene - one you’ll want to watch over and over ag ain.

I didn’t quite understand the strange acting in the last scene’s intro, but that didn’t detract from Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence’s great performance, her humping, frenetic fucking lit by whirling coloured lights, the action getting more intense and urgent as it goes on. Fans of facials will love the popshot as well.

Although I am always a little disappointed by films where there’s no verbal interaction at all, that’s still better than forcing out some terribly acted lines for the sake of it, and most of these scenes have more than enough chemistry and body language to make up for the lack of talking. One great bonus is the clubby soundtrack - good hard electro techno type music that doesn’t intrude on the slightest with the sex noises of the film. So if you fancy something a little different, give this a shot.

A very funny scene ensues next, with a fairly well acted intro involving Steeve Hooper having been burgled, and Avalon the ploicewoman arriving to ‘help’, but turning the tables on him with a thorough strip search, since he’s a convicted fraudster! Looking ravishingly cute in her uniform, Avalon nevertheless puts on a great display of understated authority as she demands he get his kit off, and hilariously, when he objects, purrs “If you’d prefer me to find a male officer to stripsearch you, sir…” - I was pissing myself laughing. But we’re not watching this for giggles, we want go get our horn on, just like Steve has by the time she gets round to examining the rock hard contents of his tight white pants. “What’s this you’ve got here - some sort of a stash?” says Avalon, running her tongue up and down the bulge. She really does play the horny and empowered policewoman very well indeed, giving a blowjob that really looks as if it’s complete ly for her pleasure, with lovely intimacy and passion as well as enthusiasm. It’s a sexy touch keeping her uniform hat on, and her police toolbelt on over her suspender belt - and she stays very much in charge throughout the sex by pinning his head down and riding on top most of the time. Extrodinarily sexy - well done Avalon and Anna.

More female authority comes in the shape of blonde Susie Tamworth, who decides to strip search her man so thoroughly that she orders him to bend over a couch so she can cavity search him. Now, you may not find that sexy, but I do, so stop whining and skip to the next scene if you’re too boring to appreciate such activities. The guy here may not appreciate it either, but he certainly makes a lot of noise in protest, some of which almost sounds pleasurable, but “This is not for your enjoyment, Mr Foster.” Having probed with her fingers, she dons some special equipment (a strapon!) behind his back, in order to complete her search. I enjoy watching girls fuck guys with strapons, and although this fuck is very slow and gentle compared to the anal inflicted on girls in porn, it’s still beautifully different from the normal porn action. An actual fuck for Susie does follow, but after all the pegging fun, I couldn’t really get into this scene’s sex - it’ isn’t the standard I’m used to from Anna Span.

My favourite scene is totally Jana’s - a tanned, slender, bikini clad Euro beauty with the most adorable accent ever, a body to die for (with natural tits), and reddish brown sexy hair. Absolutely gorgeous. She’s been burgled, and as the cop takes her details, she’s authentically and outrageously flirty with him, endearing her to me even more. Her irresistable charm means that before he knows it, his pants are round his ankles, and she’s showing the “young handsome policeman” how grateful she is for all his help. When they fuck, it’s the horniest chemistry and atmosphere ever, and she does that incredibly cute thing where the pretty girl puts on the guy’s uniform hat while riding his cock. She also has a lovely orgasm at the end, too, from being on top, before getting him to shoot over his stomach and licking it all up.

We get two cops for the price of one in the final scene, with Elizabeth Michelle Lawrence unable to resist all that sexual tension that must arise when you’re a hot young police couple working in a pair all day. The two officers use their police powers to access an empty apartment, and the sex is as steamy as it gets, totally capturing the illicit, passionate feel of a naughty quickie on the job. They whisper breathlessly to each other, not wasting a second - “Come up here and sit on my face”, “Take that off and grab this” - and the positions and chemistry all the way through are perfect. It still looks as ‘porno’ as hardcore movies generally do, but in the most natural way, as if they really are just shagging like this with noone watching.

Hand of the Law is set to be one of the releases of the year, with all the ingredients of a total hit. Great fun, great sex and a top cast - sexy girls and buff studs who are all able to entertain us with their acting, and turn us on immensely with their highly hot shagging.

In the first scene, schoolgirl Vanilla Skye calls round a friend’s house and finds only the dad home, in the jacuzzi, and is persuaded to join him; while in the second another home-alone dad is instead seduced by his daughter’s classmate Jamie Brooks . Pretty standard fantasises then. Jamie is great in her scene, where she turns up wanting “to go bareback horse riding” with her friend, but decides to ride the dad instead when she hears her friend isn’t home. Her miniskirt ‘accidentally’ falls off and he doesn’t need too much encouragement to feel her new underwear. She declares “oooh, that’s so big, Mr Monkfort” when feeling her stud’s cock through his trousers, and she’s right - it’s a whopper. She sucks it as best she can - gazing up towards the camera with stunning blue eyes - and gives his balls some attention too before getting her labia stretched around his dick. When it comes to the anal he works it in slowly whil e she grips the sun longer with one hand and rubs her clit furiously with the other.
Things turn dark in the third scene however, which sees young Lea Stevenson have an argument with her mom about her stepdad. It transpires mom is basically fucking the drunken stepdad to keep a roof over their heads “otherwise we’d be back in the trailer”, even though he makes her dress up in pink wigs. Stepdad appears and slurring tells mom to come upstairs with him, he’s horny. Once he’s out the room mom, realising she’s out of the vodka she needs to be able to bear the task ahead, leaves to go to the store. To spite mom, Lea takes the pink wig, goes upstairs and fucks semi-comatose stepdaddy, who in the moments he slips out of his drunken stupor see the wig and thinks it’s mommy. I found this all a bit horrible, partly because Mark Cummings plays a passed-out drunk a bit too well, and partly as Lea looks too authentically miserable throughout, declaring flat-voiced at the end “fuck you, mommy”.
In the final scene, Julianna Kincaid is home alone skipping school. Her truant officer ‘Mr Mumbles’ turns up and on threat of reporting her truancy, forces her to suck his cock to get out of trouble. Holding her blonde bunches he directs her mouth while shouting aggressively at her. Pulling her knickers down he then turns her crotch to the camera and holds open the most cavernous gaping pussy I’ve ever seen - and this is before anything has even gone up there. I particularly didn’t expect that when Juliana has such a tiny frame and looks so young, like she’d be really tight. They keep their roles throughout, and although her character cheers up once she starts getting fucked, I still found the whole things a bit disturbing.
This film wasn’t my cup of tea. But if in-depth fantasies (there’s a good few minutes of role-play acting at the start of the last two scenes) involving schoolgirls all with a slightly sadistic note turns you on, then you’ll enjoy this. Vanilla Skye, Jamie Brooks, Lea Stevenson, Juliana Kincaid

Haley Scott is a naughty nurse caught smoking by doctor Lee Stone, who gives her something else to focus her oral fixation on; Brooke Haven helps out patient Ben English with his permanent-wood problem; Taryn Thomas makes sure she sends client Benjamin Brat away happy even though the doctor can’t see him; Katja Kassin re-introduces just-cured patient Chris Charming to sex; and Tory Lane gets checked over by Sascha.
The last two scenes of the film are great. Brunette German Katja is stunning, with countless curves in all the right places and a light-up-the-room smile. She and Charming have great chemistry and definitely rub each other up the right way. They also put a slight spin on some of the usual porn positions, with at one point Charming on his back with his feet up in the stirrups of an examination table, which for some reason I found really kinky. The two clearly enjoy their scene. The same’s true of Tory and Sascha as they have frenzied crazy sex on a hospital bed. Tory’s a writhing screaming filthy-talking sex doll, to the point of scariness by the end of the scene - although all becomes clear with a twist at the very end.
The first three scenes are a bit more hit-and-miss. I found the first uncomfortable to watch, as Haley is clearly in pain. A bit of discomfort can maybe be hidden in ooohs and aaahs, but “OUCH!” and a screwed-up face can’t really be misinterpreted.
The film comes with a 40-minute behind-the-scenes extra which follows Haley through getting dressed for the part and the photoshoot. She doesn’t like her outfit and is not happy at all by the time the shoot starts, then indeed finds the penetration really painful, even though she’s worked with Stone and his huge dick before and didn’t have any problems then.
Insights like this make the film very ‘real’. The behind-the-scenes shows each of the girls getting dressed, bare-faced before having their make-up done, doing their stills photoshoots, chatting to camera, and some of the filming. As the camera is recording sound too we get tantalising hints of gossip from the conversations going on between director and crew passing the time chatting off-camera - whose house not to shoot at, who can’t have their girlfriend on set, who’s running late, even something about hospitals and test results. The girls don’t seem to have anywhere to chill and are virtually ignored by the slobbily-dressed crew, but mostly seem pretty happy. Sascha and Tory fool about between takes in their scene and try to steal beer from each other. Through just filming what’s happening and not trying to be a documentary, this gives a great insight into what a day on a set must be like.
But back to the action: blonde bombshell Brooke and natural svelte Taryn look beautiful in their scenes, although “fuck my fucking nursehole motherfucker!” gets repetitive after a while, and the apparent trend for very noisy gagging doesn’t turn me on at all. Katja and Tory get more inventive with their dirty talk and thoroughly enjoy their studs.
There are also interviews with the girls. For any of you with a smoking fetish: Tory smokes throughout her interview and deliberately flicks ash on her tits and pussy.
Even though I didn’t really get into the first three scenes of this, as a package overall this is great sexy entertainment. Haley Scott, Brooke Haven,
Taryn Thomas, Katja Kassin, Tory Lane

This film dresses the girls up all sexy and glamorous - fancy lingerie, high heels, stockings - before getting them buggered, hard and fast. I love this detail, seeing such beautiful, classy looking babes getting rear-ended really highlights the taboos surrounding sodomy - which has, personally, always been part of the appeal.
The other factor that drew me to this film, aside from the promise of seeing stunning girls being rammed in the back passage, was one Miss Audrey Hollander. I’m a huge fan of this redheaded honey, and if you’re not familiar with this star, this may be because you steer clear of the rough American-style hardcore she’s usually seen in. She’s got the look of a porcelain doll, renaissance-red curls and pale skin, but beneath her innocent exterior lies the heart of a total slut. You’ll see what I mean in her scene here, as she effortless fits three fingers in her perfect asshole before the stud has even arrived! The other girls put in equally commendable performances, with Julie Robbins have a super-sexy screaming orgasm as she takes it Greek-style while bent over a chair in the office. Kylie Rochelle is incredibly pretty, in an all-natural way, and kindly shows off her beautiful round butt in the cowgirl position. She gives some very sexy oral as well, which I always like to see. I’d not seen Melanie Jagger in action before, but after this I’d like to see her again. Nice and curvy, with sexy little pierced nipples and a stud through her tongue, she impressively take Mr. Marcus’s big black member balls deep in her poop-chute and clearly loves every inch of it. She does some super-dirty ATM as well, and after that I’m definitely hunting out more of her scenes.
I have one minor complaint with this film, the music. I’ve given up on expecting a decent soundtrack in pornos as I know that just leads to disappointment, but this movie has some exceptionally irritating background music which also blocks out a lot of the moans, groans and dirty talking done by the performers. Whilst I completely recommend this movie, I do suggest you mute it, and that’s a shame, as the hot sex noises really add a lot to any fuck flick.
Julie Robbins, Melanie Jagger, Audrey Hollander, Kylie Rochelle

Bella is one of these girls, a gorgeous blonde with nice natural breasts and a slender body, who Pixie seduces at home one afternoon after a girly shopping trip - starting with spontaneous, breathless snogging, leading to tender, gradual stroking and undressing. It’s so fucking erotic to watch, as they place adoring, fluttering kisses up and down one anothers perfect naked bodies, fingers wandering gently into every crevice in their unhurried joyous appreciation of each other. Pixie has a little landing strip and a lovely clit hood piercing, which gets plenty of screen time as she rolls around with her face between Bella’s legs, commenting on how pink Bella’s clit is and how she’s wet and smells beautiful.
If you hadn’t noticed how deep Pixie’s lust for her friend was in the last scene, she explains in her next introduction why she likes girls so much. After getting a puncture out on a bike ride, she sweetly begs the cycle shop girl, Karen, to let her in after hours to help fix her tyre - which quickly leads to kissing, closeness and some wonderful pussy eating, with natural redhead Karen pulling aside Pixie’s knickers to get her tongue right in. There’s genuine gasps of pleasure rippling through Pixie’s tiny body, beautifully lit by afternoon sunlight streaming in through the window - and as they both finger one another to climax, they’re blissed out, nuzzling their faces into each others bodies, quietly moaning.
Pixie is an art student, and one of her hobbies is photographing beautiful naked girls like Karina - an incredibly erotic real life type situation which gets the imagination going. Karina has wonderful tiny breasts and nipples like bullets, and as the artistic nude photoshoot hots up, Pixie strips too, and soon the licking’s underway. Karina dons a strapon at some point, and rocks back and forth inside Pixie, who is using a mini vibrator on her clit, gasping and moaning her way to a delighted, very real orgasm. Karina’s down on her in seconds, licking her sweet juices clean and claiming her own pleasures. When they’re both sated, they collapse on top of one another, giggling and smiling, rolling around in cuddles and delicately snogging… it’s exquisite.
Ever looked at two trendy, interesting babes on a night out, sashaying down the street in dazzling outfits, looking utterly ravishing… and wished you could see them naked, because you just know they’d be amazing in bed? This is the next scene - Vicky (who has a boyfriend) and Pixie are ‘just good friends’ but secretly make love every time they get the chance, which isn’t often. There’s a captivating beginning where they’re nuzzled up together on a moving train, and upon waking up, gaze into one another’s eyes and go as far as they can possibly get away with in public, while blatantly lusting after more. We get our first glimpse of Vicky’s boobs when Pixie pulls them out - generous, round D cups which tumble easily out of her brightly coloured, fashionabe low cut dress. Their fingers pry into each others’ luminous fishnet tights, wanting more, and as soon as they’re alone, they’re at it, despite the boyfriend being in the next room. There’s soon a large ho le ripped into the crotch of Vicky’s fishnets, Nadia’s in a strapon, Vicky sucks it then rides it with glee, her dark hair tumbling around her boobs, her body undulating with pleasure.
As an aside, if you’ve ever wanted to learn to give amazing oral to a girl, then watch Pixie. She’s awe inspiring, beginning with the softest, most loving breaths fluttering just above the clit, and going on to delicately lick and nibble, nuzzle and suck her way up and down the lips, her tongue dancing and teasing in the most beautiful ways.
Stunning busty blonde Kelle Marie is the most ‘porno’ girl in the whole movie, but is nevertheless not out of place at all in Pixie’s loving, sexed up world of fun and reality - there’s certainly not a second of awkward acting. Their sex is fun and playful, starting out with a sensual massage with Pixie covered in lube, being rubbed all over, with special attention being paid to her delicious arse cheeks. Their erotic games lead to sex proper, with ice cubes and a stripy sock blindfold being employed to get their juices flowing even more.
The entire movie is totally focused on genuine lesbian pleasure arising from the most everyday activities - not sexing it up for the camera. The filming is slightly voyeuristic and unintrusive, adding to the sense of reality, combined with delightfully lickable closeups featuring erect nipples, jutting naked hipbones and soft curves of stomach and bum… and of course dewy shaven pussy lips, being probed and sucked. Pixie Licks is the stuff of your fantasies, and featuring some of the most gorgeous lesbian and bi babes I’ve ever seen in porn - the ultimate real-core girl on girl movie.

A regular feature in the London pubs, Danica began offering Full Service Shows for stag parties and such in 2005. She has appeared in over 20 movies and is still going strong (and fucking sexy) at over 40 years old.

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