Touchwood
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I always look forward to new releases from Film Erotica, there’s something very British about them. Maybe it’s the slight touch of class that starts with the dvd packaging (really, you’ll never see any other porn packaging that looks like this - minimal, stylish and slightly abstract, it certainly stands out) and continues through the movie, or the fact they despite this class they contain some really filthy sex acts, or the fact that the performers are always top notch British talent. It might be the storylines, which are kept simple but are always fun and provide the context for the plentiful erotic encounters, or the very British spanking scenes which are a signature move of this studio. All these factors add up to create great porn, which may not be the most stylish on the UK market, or the highest budgeted, but certainly makes these movies unique.
Their latest offering is Touch Wood (which has a very familiar title…) I was delighted to see that the pure white box cover promised Renee Richards in a starring role, as well as Isabel Ice (who is fast becoming another favorite of mine) and the incomparable Lolly Badcock. If you also take into account that Suzie Best and Alexis May also appear in the film… well, you can’t really go wrong.
The film opens with a scene reminiscent of the movie Secretary, as Alexis May enters the office of her employer, Steve, who reprimands her for not bringing him any biscuits with his coffee. He then notices that she’s not wearing the outfit that he requested for that day, but clearly decides that her short denim skirt is a good substitute when he suggests she give him a blowjob in the time before his next appointment.
Alexis is a genuinely pretty girl, who looks amazing with her dark curls of hair falling around her face and a hard dick in her mouth, she’s not even distracted from the job in hand when her superior continues asking questions about biscuits mid-blowjob. It’s the perfect office fantasy, as he remains seated at his desk the whole time, not removing any clothes but merely unzipping his fly to allow her access to his lengthy dick. Alexis does remove some clothing though, thankfully, meaning we can check out her amazing, natural tits swaying as she bobs up and down on his cock, and she even gives him a hot looking tit wank in her impressive cleavage. Unfortunately for us (and the boss!) their encounter reaches a premature conclusion when they are interrupted by the arrival of his 11 o’clock appointment - Renee Richards - who we learn is an ‘old slag’ who has written a book about sex, she’s there to be interviewed by Steve.
As they chat about the book and, entertainingly, about Renee’s porn star friend Suzie, Alexis gets up to no good with another visitor to the office. This time it’s her turn on the receiving end of the oral, and we at last get to see her in a state of undress. She lays back, moaning in pleasure and toying with her nipples, as her new friend go to work on her perfect shaven pussy. After no time at all, her body is convulsing in orgasm, but football star Marcello doesn’t leave it there and continues to pleasure her until she’s absolutely breathless. This is almost romantic, with lots of eye contact between the couple and both of them obviously enjoying very real pleasure. She goes on to show off her blowjob skills once more, deep throating him with ease. This pairing are clearly into each other, genuinely getting off on each others bodies and it’s so hot to watch. They’re interrupted by Steve and Renee, but this horny pair just join in the action. It’s a real treat to see the two brunette beauties getting bent over the sofa and fucked. The action maintains it’s real-life feel, I think this is partly to do with the camera work which uses long sweeping shots instead of fast paced edits, or the natural soundtrack of pants and moans,, either way, it really feel like you’re looking in on a genuine orgy. It helps that both girls are incredibly hot! Things get filthier as Renee fingers and licks at Alexis’ asshole, whilst both girls pussies are being filled with cock, and also takes Steve’s cock in her mouth as it comes fresh from Alexis’ pussy. Dirty girls indeed, and almost too hot to handle, as proven when Marcello unexpected cums deep inside Alexis, leaving her to drip his spunk from her pussy, all over his cock. I think we can assume that Renee gets the publishing deal she was after!
We next see Miss Richards in the shower, lathering up and caressing her curves, before joining her lover, Isabel Ice, in the bedroom. Renee is meant to be on her way out, but who could resist staying in bed with a naked Isabel? As any of us would, Renee decides to risk being late and climb on top of Isabel for a passionate make out session which leads to some very sexy girl-on-girl fun. Here Isabel has a full but tidy bush, which will definitely do it for those fans of the natural look, and Renee shows that she’s just as good with the girls as she is with the guys. This scene was a bit of a surprise, as I’m used to seeing Isabel in fairly hard and rough style sex, and this was instead, a sexy and sensual lesbian shag, she’s clearly a versatile performer, and it’s a real turn on when she makes her self cum when instructed to by Renee.
Lucky Isabel - once Renee finally leaves for her meeting the two horny studs from the earlier scenes arrive. She’s still in bed, so it just seems natural that the guys join her, especially as Isabel is a big fan of the hunky footballer Marcello. They charm their way into her bed by first offering her a massage, and quickly getting naked. This is the Isabel I’m used to seeing, taking on two guys for a furious fuck session and getting fucked in the pussy, ass and mouth. She begs for a dp, and of course, that’s what she gets. Fantastic filthy stuff which Isabel is clearly loving ever minute of.
Unfortunately for Renee, the meeting she’s running late for is with the very strict Lolly Badcock, who is most unimpressed by the tardiness. To teach Renee a lesson, she gives her a through spanking, humiliating her with dirty talk and verbal abuse.
Renee’s ass quickly reddens, and she looks irresistible in her stockings with her perfect ass in the air bent over Lolly’s knee.
Lolly’s dominant dirty talk is amazing and a real turn on, no matter how aroused she gets she’s always ready to keep Renee in line with a few harsh words and she takes absolute control, stretching and filling Renee’s pussy as she administers the punishment.
Renee makes a great submissive, never fully submitting to Lolly but instead subtly challenging her to step things up a bit. The powerplay between them makes this scene not just a turn on but also fascinating to watch as these two sexy, strong women struggle to make the other submit to their whims. Generally, and unsurprisingly, it’s Lolly who usually gets the upper hand. These girls have also got a great selection of toys, including a double-ended dildo which they pound together, taking it so deep that their pussies are touching. This is real, raw, uninhibited fucking, and its unlike anything I’ve seen before, with both girls reaching orgasm from the double-ended dildo alone.
After that explosive scene, Renee’s porn star pal Suzie Best is accompanying her to a meeting with an adult industry professional whose deviant reputation has Renee in need of moral support. The sex writer has been intending to interview this sleazy French guy, but he convinces her that to really understand him she needs to fuck him. He goes right for the feet, really enjoying the stocking-clad toes of both girls. Luckily Suzie and Renee are very good friends and have no trouble getting it on with the same guy and with each other! They fuck in a myriad of positions in his office, surrounded by pornographic pictures torn from magazines. Throughout the scene Pascal arranges the girls into the positions he wants, creating his own erotica tableau to echo the ones that decorate his walls.
This is Film Erotica’s best offering so far, with some of the most intimate and natural sex scenes I’ve seen, all filmed in a very professional style which means you can see every detail, and in the fact that you see genuine orgasms from all the female stars…well, what more do you want!?
