The Good The Bad And The Dirty
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I saw a western themed porn film once, which set itself up to be so good, with an amazing looking title sequence, after which the producers presumably ran of money, and it all crashed back to LA gonzo reality, with five boring scenes shot in dull LA apartments. Since then, I’ve been on the lookout for western themed porn that lives up to its promise - mostly because I like girls in leather chaps. And chaps in girls in leather chaps.
And so we come to The Good, The Bad and The Dirty. Although it seems I’m out of luck as far as the chaps are concerned, as it’s an all girl film, it’s pretty obvious straight from the opening credits that this is some pretty high quality stuff. Lolly Badcock stars as the new sheriff in town, who is “out to clean up the town, by getting down and dirty.” The costumes, locations and costumes are very authentic – unfortunately Lolly’s accent isn’t. Although considerably better than Keanu Reeves’ attempted English accent in Dracula, it seems a bit out of place in the old west.
On the other hand – it’s porn? Who cares about the accents! Anyway, it’s not like there’s a shortage of porn featuring girls with American accents, and it’s nice to have English accents for a change. It’s just a bit strange in a western.
The film features a magnificent seven of top British talent. The awesome Lolly Badcock takes the lead, and she gets to have her way with Alicia Rhodes, Elizabeth Lawrence, Jemstone, Poppy Morgan, Renee Richards, and Suzie Best. She’s definitely a lucky girl and all five all-girl scenes show Ms. Badcock at her sapphic best. Not to be missed is the three way between Lolly, Jemstone and Poppy Morgan. After Lolly catches cute Jemstone spying on her peeing and wanking in a barn, she roughs her up a little, (wo)manhandling her and verbally degrading her until Poppy shows up to defend her. The scene quickly dissolves into a haze of hot lesbonic three way action, with lots of ass licking domination and verbal abuse. This scene is hot stuff, especially the moment when the girls all line up, asses in the air, and simultaneously wank themselves with large dildos.
I should also mention that this film is also a must for firearms enthusiasts, as Lolly’s weapon of choice is a classic six-shooter style gun dildo, which she uses to dispense rough justice on the pussies and asses of all those who stand in the way of the law. These dildos feature all the way through the film, and there’d even a shotgun sized one at one point. It’s good to see the cowgirl theme running all the way through to the sex toys, and the site of Lolly walking round with a dildo strapped in a holster on her hip is certainly one to behold. Lolly smokes cigars in several of the scenes too, which perfectly suits her role of sheriff and will be a real turn on for some of you watching. It makes Lolly look like the tough girl she truly is.
The first scene sees Lolly in a sleazy seductive mode, getting her wicked way with saloon slut Elizabeth Lawrence who looks every inch the hottest whore in the wild west. Lolly really fills that prostitute pussy before heading back down to the bar for a drink!
The scene with Suzie Best is a winner too, and not only because of the skintight blue jeans that Suzie wears (and Lolly soon sticks her hands down!) It’s a passionate fuck with lots of kissing, and Lolly keeping her cowboy boots and hat on for a lot of the time. Add to this the scenes where Sheriff Badcock gets closely reacquainted with old friend Renee Richards, or when this dashing cowgirl rescues Alicia Rhodes from her cruel punishment, treating her instead to a full-on toy fuck, and you’ve got one great Western-inspired wank, guaranteed!
The sexy girls, great theme and authentic costumes and sets really make this movie worth checking out. It’s good to see such effort put into an all girl film, and with Badcock leading the way, you really can’t go wrong!
