Sex In The Suburbs
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This two-film set from Harmony is worth setting an evening aside for. At almost three and a half hours of action, there’s not a single dud scene. Some of the hottest UK talent is in there looking its best, including Renee Richards in a silk gown, Vanessa Hill straddling a superbike in black leather and Elle Brook naked but for suspenders under a long coat.
Stars off with UK Ball Drainers as a bit of porn foreplay. Five of the six scenes are blowjobs, with only Natalie Heck getting some pussy action in a three-way with Jay R and Ian. With her blonde and dark hair extensions and kinky lingerie she looks like a Dirrty-era Christina Aguilera, makeup smearing as she gets spit-roasted while begging to be slapped. The best scene in this film for me though features the delicious Renee Richards. We see her climbing a flight of stairs in a long black silk robe, hair and make-up classy and immaculate. The robe slips and slides over her skin until it falls open to reveal her stunning slender curves. Lucky James is waiting for her upstairs, and gets treated to a long sensuous blowjob, complete with some breast action and ball sucking. It’s a shame not to see her get fucked, but at least we get to watch her beautiful face throughout the scene.
Danny Boy and Michelle B show how a 69 should be done in one scene and Elizabeth Lawrence demonstrates some great cock-biting with Ben Kelly. Taylor Morgan gives Pete Le Meat a bit of a lapdance in a club toilet before savouring his perfect cock and Suzie Best DPs herself with her own fingers before wrapping those same fingers round James’s dick in the final scene.
So, starter over we get on to the main course. Desperate Housewives features five great scenes of naughty make-believe spousal infidelity. First up, Michelle B awaits the arrival of window cleaner Chuck Loads. Dressing for him in black lingerie she calls her friend Elle Brook to invite her to join in the impending fun. Once Chuck starts his work Michelle gives him a show of her perfect pussy and arse while cleaning inside the house, before inviting him in for a cup of tea. This soon turns into a long sex session, though both have the energy to give Elle some action too once she arrives. The girls out on a show for Chuck until he joins in, fucking one while fingering the other until both are screaming.
Taylor Morgan is shopping for a new car in the second scene, and negotiates a few grand off the price of her chosen BMW hatchback by offering a blowjob and anal shag to car salesman Pete Le Meat. This is a great advert for the BMW, showing plenty of space for blowing in the front seat and fucking in the back. They move to a pile of tyres then a rug on the ground to get into the anal action. After a slow careful start, Taylor gives us one of those ‘but how does all that cock fit up there?’ moments as she grinds down reverse-cowgirl on Pete’s meat.
Vanessa Hill ads a real ‘wow’ factor to the film, appearing in thigh-high leather boots, black mini-dress and no knickers to pick up her superbike from the garage. Straddling the bike she offers a blowjob as payment for the work done and mechanic Jon Janes wastes no time in revealing he’s naked under his overalls. She blow him while still astride the bike, in the perfect scene for any bike-lovers out there, until he strips her to show her perfect slender natural figure and negotiating her pussy and arse into the payment bargain.
All these scenes are great but the two best are still to come. Pascal is a hairdresser in the penultimate scene, and Sarah James his lucky client. This is filmed in a real hair salon and features what I reckon is a genuine salon assistant - a young guy who puts Sarah’s hair in curlers expertly and doesn’t get into any of the actual action. Bet that’s not what he expected when he took the job - to be curling a stunning girl’s hair while she played with herself. A session at the hairdressers starts with a wash though, and Sarah gets this along with a head massage from the assistant, head back over the sink, while Pascal licks her pussy (what a combination of sensations). Sarah has the dirty supermodel beauty of a young Anna Nicole Smith (remember the Guess adverts?) and it’s a joy to watch Pascal fucking her, ending by easing his cock up her arse then shooting over her crack.
The best comes last, as Jay R gives housewife Carmel Moore a very personal training session after-hours at a weights gym. In the ‘behind the scenes’ extra on the disc we see Jay kickboxing, and as he takes Carmel through some weights moves on the kind of hardcore machines you don’t get at your local council gym, it’s obvious he knows what he’s talking about. He’s totally natural on camera too, and these two factors make this scene really believable. The cheeky way he suggests she strip off to stay cool, seeing as there’s no-one else around, is irresistible. They’re not alone though, as a member of the gym is still finishing off in the showers. When Vienna Moore appears Jay invites her to join in, and the three put the gym equipment to best use.
This is one of those rare porn films which you want to watch again straight away. The locations are great and much of it is shot in natural light. There’s a good balance of oral, pussy and anal - good slow anal, the girls actually showing a real reaction to having a great big dick pushing up their arsehole, rather than the kind of slam-it-hard anal which us non-porn-star girls couldn’t dream of really taking. This is one I’ll be definitely be recommending to all my friends.
